Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 18 - Hurricane T*t Ripper

Episode Date: September 26, 2022

Cleanliness is next to Randiness - Bobandy has cleaned up his act and has some handwashing tips for Ricky and Bubbles. They also discuss dirty ol' Hurricane Fiona, why you shouldn't eat batteries, and Julian's trip to the Muscle Seminar!

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off. Ricky, holy fuck. I'm stoned and I don't even want to be. I'd put these up against the gasoline engine. This invention right here. Sometimes it's the simple ones, bubs. But I bet the fucking guy who invented the sizer is a multi-bazillionaire.

Yeah. What do we eat, yeah? I don't even know why we're talking about it. Ricky, I'm Isaac. I eat. Ah, hey, boys. What the fuck are you doing here, and what the fuck is that? Listen, Julian, he friggin' told me to come in here, all right? Said that I needed to be here to be with you guys for this, because...

No, we're good. Yeah? We're fine without you here. Sit down, Randy. You're making me nervous. All right, this is... I prepared this for the... What the fuck is that?

Are you here to clean my fucking floors or something? No, it's International Clean Your Hands Week right here, so I'm going to demonstrate for people, right? Jesus Christ, you're fucked. So, okay, I'll go. Julian, is that what? Frick off. International Muscle Convention, isn't he?

Julian told me he was going to a muscle seminar. That's all I know. They were going to talk about BDIs? Oh, Julian. BFIs. Body fat. Body fat index. They're going to, he left here with his calipers.

They're going to take his. He had a full fucking hockey gear bag full of different powders and proteins. I guess that's what they do. They talk about their different protein shakes they can make. What in the frig are you guys talking about? Do you know about, he's got like this little caliper thing, and it measures how much fucking fat is, you may not want to try it, Randy,

but yeah, it measures how much fat's on you. You'd probably fucking blow a part if you put it on you. Julian just borrowed Donnie's truck. He went to the friggin' industrial park, and there was somebody threw out a friggin' bow flex or workout machine or some sort of thing, so he took the truck to go get that because it's free, and he told me I had to come in here.

He found a bow flex. Well, used, I guess. He found a Bowflex. Well, used, I guess. He's not at a muscle seminar. Oh, so he lied to us. He went to get a dirty old Bowflex out from behind a dumpster. Yeah, so he told me to come in here.

And I even prepared Ricky for the first time really well. I did research for this. Oh, yeah, we'll see about that. I can't find my paperwork. What did you find? Why are you walking around with the track water, Randy? Well, because, Bubz, it's very important. This is important.

And everyone, you can all learn from Randingo. And I didn't start this. This was started by other people. By the Clean Hands Coalition. Why is there a fucking Clean Hands Coalition? For people like you, I guess. No, it's for everyone, Ricky. Shit hands.

It's International Clean Hands Week right now, and it's an annual opportunity to remind the world, not just one place, the whole world, that clean hands save lives and prevent illness. So I thought that's what we would do. We'd all clean our hands right here. Right now, I got this nice warm water in a little bin here, and I got some good soap, right?

Have you ever... If you're trying to clean your hands, why are you carrying around a bin of water? It's clean water. You need to start... I got the directions right here. I wrote it all down, nice and precise. And, Ricky, you can put this on your fridge so you remember, because you get so high all the time.

I just made a rectangular snowflake. Holy shit, that's cool. Imagine if that was real. Well. Imagine if this is what it started snowing outside, these great fake fucking. Every snowflake is different. You knew that, right, Pops?

All right, so what have I got to do here? Fucking Jesus. And then you leave? Is that the payoff? Well, it's... Well, yeah. Well, then you talk about your stupid list. But, Randy, why are you got her...

Why are you got her in a bin? Because, look, we can all wash our hands right now. Look, here. Here, like this. So, the Centers for Disease Control says it helps to remove germs, prevent their spread to others, and avoid getting sick. So that's very important,

and I've got the instructions right here. Ricky, we can put this on your fridge. How to wash hands, right there. How to do it. How to wash your hands. That's right, first thing is you wet with water. You guys gotta to wet. Okay, so now the water's no longer clean.

It's, well, you just wet first. Pull all the shit off your hands. And then, and then, here, wet yourselves, guys. I'm not putting my fucking hands in there, Randy. And then you get some soap and you've got to, so that's your lather hands rubbed together between fingers like this. You get under your nails, okay? Because that's where...

It's quite a process. You got to get under there. You do the backs of your hands, and you do it for 20 seconds. And you can... Did you know that singing Happy Birthday twice into yourself is 20 seconds? Or you do the ABCs.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P. Pubs, can you take these and drive them deep into my chest? Your gesture is mine. Now I know my ABCs. Won't you come and sing with me? No, I forgot. Guess what? Right?

You're about two fucking years too late. Then you rinse your hands well. We learned all about this when all that COVID horse shit was going on. Rinse them, and you dry with a clean towel. You know what the other thing you can do is skip all that and just fucking cover your hands in hand sanitizer. No, no. There you go.

Hand sanitizer is only if you don't have the ability to use water and soap and towel. But Randy, why wouldn't you just use the sink? Now you got a big tub of fucking dirty, infected water. What's all that shit

floating in there? That was probably... That was your shit. That was probably the dirt on my hands, but now, like, smell that. Randy, get your stinky fucking shit fingers

out of my face. They're soaped. But now, well, you can't display for the people over there. You can do it here. I was trying to do my best, for frig's sakes. All right, well, I'm glad that we fucking taught the world once again how to wash your hands properly. Well, yeah, Randy, it's like three years ago you should have been showing.

Oh, fuck. But it just happens to be, to be the week right now again. I just wanted to make notice of this. Okay. Well, thank you for doing your part on that one. Jesus. You're welcome, everybody. Clean your hands.

You should do a seminar on how to clean your ass. Well, it's sort of the same. That's probably more than 20 seconds. And it's probably a bigger tub. Why do you do that in the shower? You need an alphabet with about 80 letters in it to fucking cover that one. You don't cook with your ass,

and you don't eat with your ass. You know, if you need clean hands, if you're gonna eat, you wash before your meal. What about when you're scratching your ass? Well, then you should wash your hands. During the meal, like you do. I don't do that. I don't do that.

Oh, I'm still a little fucked over. We were in Edmonton on the weekend for the Fan Expo. Yes, we were. We got a red eye on him, and I'm still fucked up from it, but it was good. I'm still yawning, Ricky. Wow. I can't fucking... And guess where we got to go tonight? Where?

Fredericton. For a fucking curling tournament. What are you talking about? Yeah, man. We're leaving here in one hour. What? Apparently, we got a driver. We're allowed to drink.

I can't go to Fredericton. Julian better fucking get back here in time for it. I get to go too? I'm a little worried about leaving the trailer park, man. I don't get this little hurricane shit that's sort of... You can come too, Randy. Might be hitting us. Okay.

Oh, boys. We haven't been hit with a hurricane in almost 20 fucking years. It better not hit us. Okay, we... Might blow my tits right off. What do we get? Tropical storm. Hurricanes become tropical storms, right, when they calm down?

Yeah, but this little fucking bitch... This thing's pecking. It's pecked up like a dirty... dirty peck up. Hurricane Fiona. Maybe we should fill up some bins with water, then. You ever known a Fiona? Yes. Was she a destructive bitch?

No, she was lovely. Maybe this one will calm down. Well, that's not what it depends on, Ricky. The name doesn't mean anything. You could have Hurricane Hitler. It wouldn't necessarily mean it was gonna be a nasty hurricane. Yeah, well, I wouldn't wanna fuck with it. No.

I still think they should name hurricanes just after, like, you know, not after people, but after, like, fucked up things, right? Like what? Like if it's, you know, hurricane shit shit. Hurricane fucky around. Something like that. Like, you know, because, like, you know.

If it was called hurricane fuckface. Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, because, like, you know. If it was called Hurricane Fuckface. Yeah, yeah. People might take it more serious. I think we've talked about this, and I agree, yeah. Hurricane Penelope doesn't really sound like it should be mean, if that was a name. That would be a bad name. Hurricane Fuckoff.

Hurricane. Because you like it. Yes, Hurricane Death. Right. Ricky. Hurricane. Easy Mike it. Yes. Hurricane Death. Right. Ricky, you're onto it. Hurricane Cock Ripper. Cock Ripper.

Oh, yeah. That would hurt. I am evacuating. Why? Hurricane Cock Ripper's coming. Hurricane Scrotum Burst. Titslacer. Oh Scrotum Burst. Titslicer. Oh, that was nice.

Boys, this is a good idea. It should be. I would evacuate if Hurricane Titslicer was coming. Yeah, the weatherman. Hurricane Titslicer is Force 3 or whatever they say. What is it? Category, man. Category.

Category 3. Force 3. Force three. Force three. Well, we could say use force instead of category. That's right. Hurricane tit rippers of mega force three. Right. You gotta use words that people, you know,

gets their emotions. Mega force. Ultraforce. It should have a fuck-off rating. Yes, it should. Or a get-the-fuck-out rating. We should be doing this, boys. That's a very smart idea. That's a very smart idea. Sweet.

I like this. The cat in Long Island, these fucking people moved, and the cat went missing. No. And they came back. Do you have one of those wink, is it wink, doorbells? Drink? Tink?

Ring? Ring? That's not what it is. Ring doorbells? Wink. You just go up and wink at people. You ring the doorbell and then you wink at them and run away. They should call them door rings, really,

because they're not always bells, right? I don't even think I've ever heard bells. I think they used to be, and that's where the fucking name came from. Like door buzzer makes sense. They didn't have digital shit back then. It used to be a bell. You'd go ding, ding, ding, and somebody goes, is that my doorbell?

The bell on my door? Pubs, we were just talking about changing things that are wrong. So you want to fucking change what a doorbell's called? Yeah. Bring it into the 28th century or whatever we're at. 20th. 21st. 28th.

Holy fuck, Ricky. It's not the year 2700. Is that what it would be? Yes. Fuck. I wonder what things are going to be like then. I can't kind of wait, actually. We're in the 21st century.

BC, right? British Columbia? Yeah, that's a good spot. They got good... You were almost there when you went out to your expo. Almost. Yeah. No, it's not BC in this case.

Randy, that means before Christ. AC? The year zero. AC, DC. No, AC would be after Christ, which is... Oh, it's Jesus Christ, though, is what it is. JC, that's what it is. J.C., that's what it is. His name was Jesus.

Firstborn. I thought it was H. H? Jesus H. Christ. That was his middle name, Harold. His middle name wasn't Harold. Hebrew? Hanson. I think it was Hanson.

It was Hebrew. Jesus Hebrew Christ. Fuck. I should be playing Jeopardy today. We could. We should go on Jeopardy. Anyway, this cocksucking cat went missing, then all of a sudden, I guess with these doorbell, the wink ones, they pop up on your TV if something activates her. Oh, yeah. That's a good idea.

So they're sitting there watching TV, and all of a sudden, this little kitty cat was like... Meow. This little fucking cocksucking cat. That's a good idea. So they're sitting there watching TV, and all of a sudden, this little kitty cat is like, meow. This little fucking cock sucking cat. That's how he gets let in. He knows how to use the wink. Nice. They should have put a little kitty door in. So long story to get to, but I was wondering

why you don't have a wink. I didn't know that you could have those. Yeah, he goes right up, sticks his little face in the little camera. He's like, mom, mom. Oh, I'm getting one the little camera, he's like, Mom! Mom! Oh, I'm getting one. How much are they? Oh, I don't know. Don't you have a kiddie door in your shed?

I do, but I would love to have a little, you know. All right, but wiggle me this. What's to stop you from just going and ripping one off someone else's house and using it? Well, you probably need the other part that's in the house, Ricky. Oh, fuck. See, I always come up with these that's in the house, Ricky. Oh, fuck. See, I always come up with these little fail safes. Drives me nuts. Well, there's the doorbell.

There's got to be a receiver, doesn't there, somewhere? Yeah, you're probably right. I would think there's another part in the house. You know what? It sucks when they make sure you can't really... Maybe there's none. It makes you... You can't really steal it.

That's not really fair. Well, it's fair to the person that owns it. Have you heard of this fucking Sprinch? No, not Sprinch. French. French Spider-Man. That's where I get Sprinch from, I guess. French?

The French Spider-Man. This Alan Robert. Spider-Man? Yeah.ain Robert. Spider-Man. He climbs fucking buildings freehand. Really? Yeah. That sounds dangerous. That's what he did for his 60th birthday.

He climbed this fucking Tor Total Energy Skyscraper. It's probably easier to do that than Everest, though. Because... It looks pretty fucked. He's grabbing little cracks around the windows

and he's bouncing his feet on windows. He climbed 48 fucking stories in 60 minutes. Well, if it's brick, you can just get your fingers right into each brick and go up. Oh, yeah, that's easy. Right, Randy? Very simple. You just go right up the side of a building

like a fucking spider. I can't climb like that, really. It's true. I was actually, he's quick. He's fucking nuts. He obviously doesn't have a lot of fears because... But he doesn't have any webs that come out of his wrists. He's probably got those special shoes that you need,

the climbing shoes. He must have, like, fucking crazy glue fingers. Well, if he's really like Spider-Man, he would have webs that are generated from his wrist meat. Could be his hands are just sticky because he doesn't wash his hands enough. He's climbing the Empire State Building, the Eiffel Tower, the Sydney Opera House, the Taipei 101. I guess that means 101 stories probably, doesn't it? He probably got all kinds of germs all over those buildings and stuff.

Why? Because he's got sticky hands, he should wash his hands. His hands aren't, you know how fucking sticky your hands would have to be from not washing them to scale a building? Maybe he eats honey. Well, he should be sticking them in, yeah. Honey and glue.

Honey's very sticky. Boys, it wouldn't matter. Organic honey, bubs. It would wear off after fucking three steps. You're not gonna make it to 48 floors because you ate some honey fucking yesterday. Maybe he has a tube that he carries. I can't imagine doing that for your 60th birthday, man. Climbing 48 fucking stories.

It would be kind of a good rush. He should have climbed 60 because he's 60. He must be in good shape still. He should have climbed 60. 60 would be 60. He must be in good shape still. He should have climbed 60. 60 would be better. It was only an extra what? So what are you saying, he's a pussy? What, he did 48, did you say?

48 stories in 60 minutes. Only another 15, and then... The building was only 48 stories high. It wasn't like he could add fucking stories to the building. Should have climbed down and then back up. And he could have said he... Well, you know what? Let's try to call him.

Tell him he fucked up. I don't have a phone, Ricky. 48 stories, then he would have had to backtrack six. You listen to me, you 60-year-old pussy. 48 and then back to 42 and then back up to 48 would have been 60 stories. Then he could have told the story. When I was 60, I did 48, back down and up. I wonder if going down is harder than going up, probably.

On who? Sometimes it can be. When it's steep like that. How the fuck would you know, Randy? You've never climbed anything. Going down a hill, you've got to keep yourself from falling. You couldn't climb into a bunk bed. I've got strong calves and...

What do you call them? Thighs. Beamers? Thighs and calves. Quads? What's a quad? A four-wheeler. Oh, fuck. I don't have a four-wheeler. Oh, fuck.

I don't have a four-wheeler, but I got the golf cart. I started reading this fucking article, and I wish I hadn't. Doctors, they found 55 batteries in this woman's body. What? Yeah. So I'm curious as to, like, did she fall asleep and a big box of batteries was falling into her mouth while she was sleeping?

Hearing aids, I bet. They're small. No, I guess she was trying to self-harm herself. She ate the fucking things. Well, she ate... Oh, my God, what a terrible idea. I mean, that's the only reason I was checking it was just wondering how in the fuck the batteries get in there,

and I never thought she would do it on purpose. But then as I read more, they were talking about how the doctors had to milk them out of her because they were stuck in her intestines. They had to milk them down her anus and then grab them out of her anus. It sounded like a pretty fucked-up ordeal. Milk them? I mean, squeeze them, you mean.

You know how you milk a cow thing. Yeah, but you can't milk your intestine. What word would you use to describe a fucking tube as a battery and you're fucking forcing it down like this? Sausage. Making sausage. A sausage squeezed. Yeah.

Okay. Well, they sausage squeezed the fucking batteries out of her. It still doesn't sound very pleasant. I heard that some people that can't poop, they have to squeeze them like that. Squeeze the poop out. What do you mean? The poop.

Dig it out with a finger? The poo-poo. What? And if you do that, then you've got to wash your hands because you get the poo-poo in your fingernails, and then that can cause bad stuff. So the bigger question is, why did she eat 50 batteries? What did she think was going to happen? She was just going to wait for them to rupture and then acid her apart?

Just fucking destroy her whole inside, destroy from the inside out, I guess. That's a terrible idea. I agree. There's got to be a better way. She wanted to torture herself then. Yeah, I mean, if you're going to go that, it's not going to be a quick and fucking... No, it's going to be agonizing and long. You ever see those battery commercials with the bunny? No.

What are you talking about? You haven't? I've never seen one. Jesus Christ, yes, I've seen them. What is your point? So if she ate those, that... Energizers. I bet you he was in there.

If she ate those... Powering her insides out. Yeah, that takes it to a whole new level. Her going to the store going, what's your longest lasting fucking most destructive battery that I could eat? The bunny batteries, those things. Oh, I wouldn't want, or the door itself.

Yeah. They're all pretty fucking. But if you, I mean, you would want to eat the cheap ones. You know, the ones that come with your remote. Apparently... Onkyos or whatever they're called. Yeah, they leak anyway. We call them alkaline.

Alkaline ones are good, too. They're all alkaline, aren't they? Or, uh... Well... I don't know. Nickel... Heavy duty is different than the alkaline. Re...

Oh, what if she ate rechargeables? I think these were more like energizer doors, so I think they had names on them. They were pretty fucked over, but they didn't rupture. That's a terrible way to off yourself. Yeah, I can't imagine. Unless you want maximum torture to yourself. Because some of those, you look on the batteries,

they tell you how long they last for. It's years and years and years. Well, that's when they're not coated in stomach acid. I wonder when she changed her mind. It must have been after she fucking started to hurt like hell. And there was 50 of them in there? I couldn't, just to eat 50 batteries, that's a lot of, that's a big meal.

Double A's and triple A's, yeah. That's a big meal. I couldn't eat 50 batteries. They were hoping she was just going to pass them, but no, that's a big meal. Double A's and triple A's, yeah. That's a big meal. I couldn't eat 50 batteries. They were hoping she was just going to pass them, but no, they were too big. They got all fucking jammed up, and that's when they had to do the, what did you call it, the sausage snake?

Squeeze, yeah. But if it was, you know, was it the 9-volt? Because they're rectangular. No, it was all these little fucking double A, triple A's. Still, fuck, it's 55 of the cocksucker. That's a lot of them. Swollen one. Imagine eating 55 batteries, Randy.

Well, you probably could. You could probably fit a bunch of them in a sausage. You could probably eat a fucking car battery. I wonder if it would give you... I can't eat a car battery. Do you think it would give you more energy? I don't think... No, Randy.

We don't work that way. You wouldn't get energy from the batteries. I'm just trying to think of maybe that's why she ate them. Don't eat batteries. Tell everyone not to eat batteries. No, if you're tired, do not eat batteries. Recharge yourself. We're not like the robots.

There we go. We probably just saved someone's life. See? And wash your hands and prevent germ spreads. Speaking of Germans... Where? What, is something going on? No, but there was a funny thing that happened. There was a German political party,

and their symbol's an arrow. So they try to make up all these gummies to hand out to people to promote their political party, and they look... nothing like an arrow. They look like, definitely like a cock and balls. Sort of backfired. But what were you thinking? Your symbol's a fucking arrow. You know it's gonna look like a cock. You would think so. I mean, it's not going to have sharp edges like an arrow needs.

Maybe they should start doing that too. Changing political parties to like what they really are. Right? Like if you're a cock and ball, like maybe, yeah, we're the dicks. Vote us in. And then you know if they get in, they're dicks. Right? Then you could have one and something else, like a building. They build things. Buildings.

We're the buildings. We'll build. See this, Ricky? This is why you have to get more than your grade six. I'm totally confused. I don't know what we're talking about. I don't like it. I'm not happy.

You don't have your grade 11. I got grade 11. You do not. I do. I didn't do well, but I've like it. I'm not happy. You don't have your grade 11. I got grade 11. You do not. I do. I didn't do well, but I've got it. Almost. Almost. I might go back to school and get my grade 12, too. You don't have any of those. You have your grade 6.

I got proof. I got proof. I can go get it and bring it. It's funny that this next story I was going to talk about really relates to this situation. Arguing? A Florida woman went shopping after trying to kill her roommates. So if I kill you right now, it means I should go shopping, I guess. I'm not your roommate, Ricky, for breaks.

Very good point. Now, she thought they were fucking dead, so she decided, I'm just gonna go shopping. Let the fucking cops deal with all that, and then I'll go home. They asked her to leave. She goes, yeah, I'll leave, motherfuckers. And then she went and grabbed a knife and stabbed the fuck out of them. Thought they were dead and went shopping.

She stabbed them? Yeah. But they weren't dead? No. She didn't quite kill them enough, so they called 911. Said, yeah, our fucking roommate stabbed us. And her mugshot, she looks fucked. Really? I just can't imagine, like, yeah, he asked me to leave, right? Yeah, we'll see about that.

Stab the fucker, let's see. Right on, they're dead. Let's go shopping. Let's go to the food court. Where did she go shopping? Did it say? No. I'm not sure it matters. No. I don't think that's just a poor decision. Might have been

a sale on or something, though. Yeah. Sale on knives. She probably washed her hands because she got bloody from stabbing. She probably bent one of her knives and she had to go get a new one maybe. Had to go down

to fucking Winners and get some new knives. Bed Bath & Beyond is a nice place to get knives. But you gotta bring the discount coupon that you get.

20% off it ain't. There's a senior's home in Taiwan and they're apologizing because they, we gotta find out where this is and this is where I'm gonna fucking retire. They hired a stripper. Oh, I saw that on the news.

She was dancing and shimmying for and on some of the residents. Oh, she was grinding on an old fella. One guy was grabbing her breasts. Yeah. I don't know what they're apologizing for, though. I saw the video of it on the tech talk. There's an old guy there in his wheelchair, and she's just grinding his old wiener.

Was it electric, or was it just a man-powered wheelchair? I don't know, Randy. I wasn't looking at the wheelchair. He was in a fucking wheelchair. Why would you give a fuck about the wheelchair? I'd like to have one of the electric ones if I need one, because then you can... But we're talking about a stripper. It has nothing to do with wheelchairs. Yeah, the whole point of the story is about the stripper and them apologizing.

They apologized? To who? Who did they apologize to? Just the public, because some people were a little outraged by it. But who ordered... But you know what? It was an old fella that was terminally ill. Yeah, I mean, it looked like they were having a good time. He was having a great time. Time of his life. Big boobs in his face. I think the mistake they made, they should have hired a female stripper and a male stripper,

and then everybody's happy. Oh, is that what they're complaining about? Some people are double happy. Are they complaining that they didn't... Oh, I don't know. ...do it equally? I'm just guessing. Well, there you go, Randy.

You could be a male stripper down at the old folks' home. Do you know about the game Stray? Yes. It's just fucking for the PlayStation. It's a game where you're like a stray cat. I know, Ricky. I thought you'd be playing the fuck out of that. I have been.

I'm addicted. Where's Taiwan at, though? Do you know? Taiwan, it's over below Japan, next to China. How come there's no Taiwan restaurants around? There is. There is? You've never heard of Thai food?

Is that what it is? That's not from Taiwan, Ricky. That's kind of fucked, isn't it? Taiwan? Thai food is not from Taiwan. It's from Thailand. Well, isn't Thailand in Thailand? Oh, is it? Okay.

They're both Thais. I like that food. Taiwan's not in Thailand. They're fucking two different places. You gotta be careful. A curry will burn your holes. One of them needs to rename themselves. You guys both sound like you're mentally handicapped.

Anyway, this guy playing Stray, listen to this sound. No, it's not a sound. Listen to the story, I guess. Sound of story. He's playing Stray in his fucking living room, mind you. And he gets hit by lightning. My God. He's sitting there.

He's like, what the fuck just happened? He's in all this pain. It smells like something's burning, which is him. And his husband comes down. He's like, what the fuck's going on? He's like, I don't know, man. And his fucking hand's got a big hole in it. So he goes to the hospital.

He goes, yeah, he got hit by lightning. So they think what happened. I've never heard of this before. They think the lightning came down and bounced off a puddle and went right through his fucking window into his hand. That's fucking scary shit. Lightning can't bounce off a puddle, Kenneth. That's the only thing that makes sense.

Well, maybe it came through the electrical, up the wire and it's holding the controller and it's wired. Was he playing an old Nintendo? No, it was a PlayStation. He was playing the game Stray. So you should wear rubber gloves then. Rubber gloves when you're playing video games. No, it wouldn't be a wired controller then.

So yeah, he must have got hit through the window. He was pretty fucked over. Burnt to fuck. Man. What does the stray cat do, though, in the game? You are the stray cat. You are the stray cat. You get to be a cat. So you go bumming food and stuff?

Yes. You go bumming and looking for old fish bones and things. Okay. Let's see who. Anybody get born on September the 23rd? Hopefully someone who can listen to some music. Mickey Rooney? Oh, is that the guy in that movie?

Mickey Rooney? Yeah. He's famous, Randy. What movie? Mickey Rooney? Yeah. He's famous, Randy. What year did he get born? 2019. Or no, 1920. 2019, little tiny Mickey Rooney. Oh, was he in that 2020 movie, show?

No, Mickey Rooney. Did the summary of the show? No, Randy. John Coltrane. 60 Minutes. John Coltrane. Listen to him? That'd be good, maybe. We could listen to some John Coltrane. 60 Minutes. John Coltrane. Listen to him. That'd be good, maybe.

We could listen to some John Coltrane. Fucking Ray Charles. We're going to have a road trip soundtrack here coming, bubs. Nice. Going to Fredericton in the hurricane. Baby, please don't go. Oh, my God. We got Ray Charles.

We got Julio Iglesias. Julio Iglesias? Is that how you say it? Yes, not Julio Iglesias? Julio Iglesias? Is that how you say it? Yes, not Julio Iglesias. Isn't there, you have another, there's another one of them, though, it's not Julio. So the J sign, what is it? Enrico. Is it Enrico?

Enrico, I don't know. What's the other Iglesias? Enrique? Enrique. Or Rico. I can't remember now. Do you remember that Mr. Mr. song? Kyrie Blazon or something? Yep.

That was a good tune. Bruce Springsteen also got born from the Septembers 23. Bruce did? The boss. We can listen to a lot of fucking music on Farrington Inn. Jason Alexander. Jason Alexander? George Costanza.

Yes, sir. Oh, I know that guy. I bet you do. One of the greatest characters ever invented. George Costanza. Well, Randy, it has not been a pleasure. Oh, it's been all right, Ricky. He didn't do anything bad.

So... You don't actually all right, Ricky. He didn't do anything bad. So... You don't actually stink today, Randy. It's because I washed my hands. Here's a question to end on. Same process for your wang? No, I don't... I wash that in the shower, Ricky. But is it still a 20-second...

Once a year? No, it gets washed every shower time. And after I pee, I do it with a little toilet paper dab-dab. Very important. Keeps the pee off the rest of your penis. Do you milk out the pee? I don't need to milk out the pee. Milk out the pee.

That would be masturbation, Ricky. Not pee, but... Okay. That would be masturbation, Ricky. No, not pee, but... Okay, goodbye everyone. Stop talking, Randy. See ya! To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off.