Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 18 - The Birds and the Bees, the Beavers and the Booze

Episode Date: August 5, 2019

The Boys are getting ready for a long drinking weekend to celebrate Nova Scotia's borntday, but before they get totally f**ked up they discuss Ricky's jail jacking habit, the awesomeness of Terry Fox, and big school words! Also: Which new movie is gonna make Ricky cry?

Boys, I can't make it through this one. What the fuck's wrong with you guys, man? I don't know, Ricky. I couldn't fucking get to sleep. Now I'm fucking tired. I've been sort of back to normal since fucking Terry left. Thank God. Well, yeah, and you've got a heat pot, man, so it's nice and cool in this fucking place. That's right. I'm fucking pumped. I'm rested, boys.

Long weekend coming up. Yes! Another long weekend. No work on Monday. Ricky, I can barely keep my fucking eyes open. Well, have a nap. Still drunk. Have a nap.

I can't have a nap. You got a horse lick in your hair. A what? A horse lick. A little hair sticking up. Where, right here? A horse lick. A little hair sticking out. Where? Right here? A horse lick.

It's a cow lick, Ricky. A cow lick. A what? It's like a Fred Flintstone. A cow lick. Didn't Fred Flintstone have a thing? No, that was... Fred Flintstone never had a fucking cow lick.

The Little Rascals. Bernie had a little bit of one. The little fucker. The little freckled-faced fucker. Alfalfa. A cow lick or a cow lick? Cowlick? Cowlick.

A cow lick, like a cow licked your fucking head and his spit made your hair stick up. Wouldn't a horse do the same thing? Yeah, but horse lick's not the same, Ricky. It's a different, the hair stays down instead of go up? Bernie Rubble had a cowlick. He did. That's what I was talking about.

And fucking bad little fucker. Alfalfa didn't have a cowlick. He had a fucking... She was sticking straight up. That was unprofessional. No, he had it in the back. That was with gel. Do I gotta prove this?

Well, who's am I thinking of that's in the front? Pee Wee Herman? Unicorn. Fucking space boy or something, isn't it? Rocket boy. Astro boy. Astro fucking boy. Astro boy? He had a little squiggle. No, he had a fucking thing coming up like that. He looked like a knob.

You wanted it to look like a knob. I knew that was coming. Alfalfa. Where was Alfalfa Sprig at? In the back. He goes in his back. Google it. Alfalfa Sprig. That's a good band name, Alfalfa Sprig. That's a good band name, Alfalfa Sprig. Get ready to fucking feel a little runny, my friend.

Runny. Runny. Runny? What's that mean? Fucking runny. I'm telling you, it's right in the back. Where is it? Right in the fucking back.

Well, whose was at the front? Oh, Ed Grimley. I'm thinking of Ed Grimley. I'm thinking of Ed Grimley. Who the fuck is Ed Grimley? Ed Grimley. He had a cape that came down like a vampire. It didn't stick up. He was a grandfather guy.

Ed Grimley. Punching Ed Grimley to your spark box. He was in a bunch of commercials. He used to wear overalls. No, Ricky, that's, um... That's, uh, what's his fucking name? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you.

Ed Grimley. You don't know who Ed Grimley is. That's... He was a classic character, man, back in the day. Yes, Martin Shore character on Saturday Night Live. You're thinking of Edward Brimley. Oh, yes. Holy fuck.

Ed Grimley and Ed Brimley. I never... Is it Ed Brimley? Wilford Brimley. Wilford Brimley. Fuck. How in the fuck did you get Ed Grimley? You know what?

Ricky hated this fucking guy. Didn't he? Ed Grimley? Couldn't stand this guy because he wore his pants so high. I thought it was a weird character, but then I found it was just a character. I thought it was a real guy, and I was like, this guy's fucked.

I must say, remember who you say that? I must say. I got something going on with my elbow. What did you do to it? Well, it's not tennis elbow because I don't play tennis. Is it Jack and elbow? That's what I was wondering. Is there such a thing? There's totally such a thing as jack elbow. Well...

And you got it. You always get in prison, too. Like, how many times do you beat off in prison a day? Like, seriously. Depends what's going on. How much partying we're doing. How much partying we're doing? Okay, so if you're doing more partying with the boys,

you get more excited. Yeah, what equals more jacking? More partying or less partying? No, less partying. Less partying equals more jacking. Yeah, when you're bored. Yeah, bored and horny. So say your average bored-out-of-your-mind day,

how many times are you cranking? Is this something we should be talking about? No, I know the answer because we counted it one time. What do you think the answer is? It's not more than three, is it? Way up there, buddy. What? That's before fucking breakfast. No. Yes.

I've never done more than two before breakfast. You yanked her 27 times in one night. That's never happened. When you woke up to you fell 27 times. No way way the boys counted it no he might have attempted it he couldn't no i think he did this is what way back you'd probably be dead no i think we were like 21 or something your bag would fall right off your body well you did it man you just can't keep up with production there'd be dust well Well, he was still yanking her. That's, yeah, after 20 times, just be like a little poof of something.

Dust, yeah. Okay. No, I've never gotten there, but I do have Jack and Albo for sure. What do you have on your smart box? All right, I've been a little stressed out lately, so. No shit. I've been looking this up. There's a way of relieving stress.

You've got to scream. You gotta scream. You start screaming every night before you go to bed. You think that's news? Well, yeah, it is news. Who does that?

John Lennon did it. He took a whole fucking course in it. Okay, well, check this out. You walk... You walk rolling down the street in Sweden,

this is what you'll hear at like 10 o'clock at night. Normal. Totally normal. Can I get a copy of that? That's a lot of people screaming. One guy just said, fuck. I don't think that's normal.

I think they're just doing it to be cute. No, man. It's like everywhere. Maybe that's why after you bang, you sleep better, because you scream in noise. You scream when you bang, Ricky? Sometimes. Oh, yeah, I suppose I've heard you.

I've heard you scream. Again, we've heard a lot of screaming. They're at a fun house or something. No, man, this is fucking... This is university. They've been doing this since the 70s. Well, I know you're stressed out, man, this is fucking, this is university. They've been doing this since the 70s. Well, I know you're stressed out, Julian, and a few days ago when I was doing those mushrooms,

this guy started talking to me, and he said he wants to come spend some time at your house, try to cheer you up. What, the fucking beaver? Bobby Beaver. What the, shut the fuck, why would I want that in my fucking house? Bobby Beaver.

He'll cheer you up. How? He's like a friend. How does this cheer somebody up? Lift up his tail and you'll find out. You can even sleep with him. Lift his tail and look what Ricky put in him. This isn't even one of the fucking good kind of stuff.

You can sleep with him, but don't get anything on him. That's got like, you know what's in there? Hay or something. Hay. Dirty old fucking feeling. It's not hay. Well, it's not fluffy shit. Look's not hey well. It's not fluffy shit We're not cutting over my fucking beaver what's under there?

does Keep that up. There's why he There you hang on to Bobby be fucking my man. I was fucking being kind Please be kind rewind you do mushrooms. He'll talk to you. Where's that from, Ricky? Please be kind, rewind. It's for, uh, the porno place when you were bringing your tapes back. Yeah, it wasn't just porno place. It was everywhere that rented VCR tapes. Remember the little sticker used to be on the case, please be kind, rewind? Remember how pissed off you used to get when we'd rent a movie and somebody didn't rewind it?

Fuck, it made me mad. Then you gotta wait like five fucking minutes because some asshole didn't fucking take the time to do it was the worst you just want to just start smashing jesus and then remember remember they used to sell just the rewinder machine yeah wasn't even a vcr you just put it in close it and all it could do was rewind this was bullshit because they'd say you put it in your vcr you're gonna fucking the do was rewind. This was bullshit because they'd say, you put it in your VCR, you're going to fucking, the life expectancy of this thing goes way down if you keep rewinding. It fucked up its head. How the fuck?

Well, it's common sense. All right, okay, get this. What was the last fucking VCR tape movie thing you've ever watched? What was the last one? Working 9 to 5, what a way to make a living. I just watched 9 to 5 on VHS like a week ago. How smart were VCRs, though? I mean, they had heads, and through the heads you could show shit.

They're a pretty smart animal. What the fuck are you talking about? The VCR doesn't have a brain, man. And the heads aren't the heads that you think. There's nothing smart about it, Ricky. It's a machine. It's not even a good machine. The heads are the little things that press against the tape and read.

Right. You know how fucking tape works? Do you have any idea how tape works? I know shit goes on it and shit comes off of it. I know shit goes on it and shit comes off of it. Magnetic tape has millions of little tiny magnetic filings on there, and when it rolls over the heads when you're recording, electrical impulses arrange them into certain order, and then when you play it back, that's what you get.

That's how it works, basically. Who the fuck could come up with something like that now? Thomas Edison? That's fucking way over my head. Look, just because you did that, kitty picture of the day for you, bubs. Found that for you. Decent.

How horny is that making it, huh? That's photococked. Look at that. That's not photococked, man. That's a couple of gorgeous kitties is what that is. I think it's only one kitty, and then they took it and put it back over there. Could be.

No, man. They're two fucking cats snuggling up. That's two kitties. Fuck, I love all those kitties. Oh, yeah, that's what long weekend it is. It's fucking natal day. Yeah, natal day weekend. Is that right?

Is that this weekend coming up? Yeah, man, It's on Monday. August 5th. Natal Day, man. Wow. Isn't that something? We don't have to work on Monday. What are you talking about?

It's a holiday. You don't fucking work anyway. Don't you just get a job at Pizza Hut or something? I work. I don't work normal jobs, but I work. Every day's a holiday with you. That's a good T-shirt. Every day's a holiday with you. That's a good t-shirt. Every day's a holiday?

I think that was a t-shirt. Every weekend's a... What is it? Party? Every day is a weekend. Every weekend is a super weekend. Super weekend. That's what I thought it was. I thought every day was a Saturday and every Saturday was a super Saturday.

I don't fucking know. You know it's not called Natal Day everywhere, man. I didn't know that. I thought it was like a fucking Canada holiday. It's not. It's only Natal Day here. It's British Columbia Day in one of the provinces. In one of the other provinces, it's New Brunswick Day.

That would be in New Brunswick, obviously. So what are they doing in Brunswick? In one of the other provinces, it's New Brunswick Day. That would be in New Brunswick, obviously. So what are they doing in Brunswick? In one of the other provinces, it's Saskatchewan Day. That would be in Saskatchewan. Manitoba. It wouldn't be Saskatchewan Day in fucking British Columbia. In Manitoba, it's called Terry Cox Day. Terry Fox.

Oh, shit. That is an F. Terry Fox Day. Terry Fox. Pretty famous sports guy. Well, yes. Yeah,? Terry Fox. Pretty famous sports guy. Well, yes. Yeah, he was more than just a sports guy. He wasn't really a sports guy.

A sports guy, Ricky, he was... He was an athlete. He was an athlete. He was the fucking definition of an athlete. He was a... That's right. Made of steel. No, he had one leg made of steel,

and he fucking ran a marathon a day. His heart was fucking made of steel. No, he had one leg made of steel, and he fucking ran a marathon a day. His heart was fucking made of steel, man. He cared. He was awesome. He was awesome. I actually saw him. He ran a marathon every fucking day with cancer with a fucking missing leg. Yeah.

Tell me who else can do that. No one. That guy. He's fucking awesome. Terry Fox, and he's fucking I wish we could have met that fucking guy.

I got to see him. I got to see him. Yeah, me too. Remember, he ran by on the train to Canada. Yo, hey, fucking Terry, man. He was busy, Rick.

I know. He was busy with the ladies too, I bet. No, he wasn't. I don't think he was busy with the ladies, and I think he was only how old when he passed away?

He wasn't very old. He was only like 20-something, 22, I think. I bet how old when he passed away it wasn't very old it's only 20s 20-something 22 I think I bet you Google him I need to know how old Terry Fox was way too young in Alberta it's called Heritage Day what the fuck would that be about about their heritage Ricky why is it called Natal Day in Halifax? Because it celebrates the birthday of Halifax, 1749. He was 23. 23.

I thought he was 22, but 23. 23, man. 23. And he raised a fucking lot of money for cancer. Inspired people all over the world. He was like the first guy. Then after that, you know, you had other people running across the country. Remember Rick? Rick Hansen. Rick Hansen in the world. He was like the first guy. Then after that, you know, you had other people running across the country.

Rick Hansen, remember Rick? Rick Hansen. Rick Hansen in the wheelchair. That's hard on the fucking hands, man, and arms. Do you think? Yes. In PEI in Ontario,

Northwest Territory, it's just called a civic holiday. How fucking lame is that? Why is it called Natal Day? I need to know that too. In Yukon, it's called Discovery Day For discovering gold Or they have the Discovery Channel

In Quebec? You're fucked! Not a holiday Big fucking surprise there Sucks What do you mean that? What about that? Bet you they've got all kinds of fucking holidays that we don't have

Way more They do, they have Gila Fleur Day. Is that a day off? No. It's also not a holiday in Newfoundland, but August the 7th, the Wednesday, is a holiday. Why would you take a holiday in the middle of the week? Why not? Yeah.

A little break in the middle of the week. Natal Day is a term derived from the Latin word for birth, hence Natal Day. I thought it had something to do with the Navy. No, man. It has the birthday of fucking Nova Scotia. It should be called naval day. Well, natal. Natal, you'd think, but no, it means birth.

Pre-natal? Pre-natal. That's what tonight is. Pre-natal vitamins. Take your pre-natal vitamins. Tonight? On natal day, Ricky. But it's prenatal,

so you'd have to do it today or tomorrow. So is it a big drink at night Sunday night than before? Yeah, I guess it would be. Every night this weekend is a big fucking night. Big night. Newfoundland has Regatta Day, and you know that it's a rowing race?

It's the oldest fucking organized sport in North America. What is? The regatta in St. John's, Newfoundland. Really? Yep. Wow, what kind of a regatta is it? What's in it? You row boats, man.

A rowing regatta? I guess so. All right, I just found something really cool. I bet you didn't. The official name for Natal Day is actually Alexander Keith's Natal Day. They just shortened it. Why would he... Why would it be Alexander Keith? Because

the holiday... Okay, he was the holiday's main organizer, I guess. Oh, he just wanted a day where he could sell his fucking beer. It was the official celebration for the railway. Alexander Keith was figuring out a way to sell his beer. Down in the United of S, nothing.

No holidays. None in August. Really? None in August. They got the fucking fireworks holiday on July 4th. Yeah. And then nothing until, like, Labor Day. Wow.

Poor fuckers. We have all kinds of holidays. August Day. August Day. Friday. Friday. It's a holiday. Every week. All right.

Good night. Well, that was nice. Why would you put vodka in there? I'm not drinking fucking vodka. Well now you are. Now you're gonna get on the liquor with me. There's already fucking booze in it. There's lots of booze in it.

Now there's more booze. So we're just gonna power through today and not- I am now. I'm starting to wake up. Okay. I was tired, but this is getting me, snapping me awake. You know what?

There's a story here about this fucking guy. He's a dad. He took his son out of school so he could just play video games and become like a champ. Good or bad? What games? What do you mean good or bad?

He's trying to make his kid a Fortnite champ. Champ. He's been fucking training this guy since he was nine or something. That's fucked. By the age of seven, he was already a skilled Halo player. Skilled doesn't mean he's great. By the time he was 10, he was like the fucking big guy in the show.

In his area. So it worked out for him? He's made 60 grand. And he's 10? 10. He's going to be as dumb as fuck, but he's going to be rich by the time he's 20. That's a tough call. He's going to be as dumb as fuck, but he's going to be rich by the time he's 20. That's a tough call. He's going to be as dumb as fuck.

He's not going to be getting banged. So is this something I should do for Moe? He'll probably have a problem masturbating. He's going to get... Oh, he'll be getting banged all right. Well, with the money, yeah. But he's not going to get banged. By other gamers.

Well, girl gamers. There's girl gamers. There's lots of girl gamers or boy gamers doesn't matter doesn't matter but I wouldn't bet your whole

you know I'm gonna make a career out of fucking Fortnite well this is what he's saying he's people fucking put their kids in hockey

trying to get them to fuck they don't take them out of fucking school to do it though yeah but okay so what's gonna happen to the kids

the kids gonna be fucking happy as hell. He doesn't have to go to school. He's happy. He gets to play Fortnite all day. He eats dinner while playing. He's going to have a scrambled fucking brain. Yeah.

Can't play video games. Like, look at Corey and Jacob. Yeah, but they don't have any guidance whatsoever. I know, but why do you think their brains are so fucked? Do you think it's staring at the screen for 12 hours a day? Yeah, but then you get your dad come in, and he's helping you out, and he's like your manager, making you some money, probably telling you birds and bees and all this other shit as he's playing.

Fortnite is hard. He's good. Why do they call it the birds and the bees? I mean, I get the birds. We have birds, but I've never called the other part a bee. That's a good question, because birds and bees don't do it. Yeah. Where does that... look that up.

Where does the term birds and bees come from? Okay. Today is just all about Google. Where does birds and bees come from a lot of people are asking this question if it just pops up right we're changing that expression okay explaining the mechanics

of reproduction to younger children relying on the imagery of bees pollinating and eggs hatching to substitute for a more technical explanation of sexual fucking intercourse bees pollinating and eggs hatching to substitute for a more technical explanation of sexual fucking intercourse. Bees pollinating? That's a shitty... What the fuck are you talking about? Birds hatching? That's a terrible

analogy. That was a horrible man. That's where it comes from, Ricky. I never even made the connection. How is a little kid going to... Yeah. There's a lot of reading involved here. Just let me think about this for a second. Basically, you're like, so do I shove my bird in a bee, or what do I do here?

Do I rub my wiener on a flower? What goes on here? Whoa, this is even the worst one. Yeah, no, this is fucked. Let's go for a more modern fucking. I thought maybe the bee was like because he's using the stinger to

get something going. Like sting the bird. Sting the bird? He doesn't sting the bird though, Ricky. That's a weird fucking analogy. Okay, the mechanics

and good consequences of sexual intercourse through reference to easily observed natural events. A bee carries and deposits the pollen in the flowers, right? With his bag? Well, he's got a stinger, which is kind of like somebody's dick, I guess.

He doesn't even use a stinger for that, does he? Don't know. Don't think so. But his ass is going in. No, I don't fucking know. Male fertilization. Another example. Birds lay eggs in a semi-visible fucking know. Male fertilization, another example, birds lay eggs in a similar visible fucking way.

This is fucked. Then it goes into female ovulation. Give us a simple fucking explanation. I'm officially banning that expression. Yeah, don't say it again. Okay, we don't say it anymore. Nope. What's the new term for birds and the bees, Ricky?

I don't know. I need to smoke a joint, then I'll come to me. You can keep birds. Birds in the... Birds in places you put them? Birds in caves. Birds fly into the caves, they go in, they... Birds in nests.

Birds in a nest. Birds in... Sometimes it's in a nest. Birds in... Sometimes it's not a nest, though, it's a shave. All right, Urban Dictionary, this might have it. Oh, yeah, because that's such a reliable source of information. Is it or isn't it? No. Just any...

Everybody's got the same fucking stupid explanation of it, man. We're banning it. It's done. We're going to change it. You don't have a new saying yet. It's a natural thing and not a crime possible by damnation.

What the fuck? The Urban Dictionary, any fucking whack job with a computer can put up a definition on the Urban Dictionary. Me, could I? Yes.

I'm going to start. I think you should, Ricky. We'll get you a profile and you can start putting up the meanings of words. What's the most fucked-up word you can think of, Ricky, that you always wondered what it meant? I don't know. I don't know big words. What's the biggest one you know?

Can you think of one? Mmm... Deoxyribonucleic acid? Is that a word? Yes. What is it? Don't know. RNA, isn't it?

DNA, RNA, DNA. What is a DNA? DNA, what's that stand for? Deoxyribonucleic acid. That's a big word, I know. Is that it? Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. I know, okay, there's a word. That's the biggest one I know. Okay. That's the biggest word Ricky knows. Second biggest word would be

probably dictionary. Dictionary, four syllables. See, the bird, back to the birds and the bees, dictionary four syllables the bird back to the birds and the bees this is a slang term often used by parents to explain sex

the bee is the male because of a stinger being the male's penis and the bird is the woman getting stung or yes

fucked it says it says right or fucked so fuck yes I knew it had to be something with the stinger something to do with it it's fucking Ricky remember It's fucking weird.

Ricky, remember? It's a weird thing to fucking compare sex to, though, I have to say. It is. Birds and bees. Well, it has to do with the danger or unwanted pregnancy. I think it's to scare the shit out of the fucking girls that maybe it'll hurt. Yeah, the bee hurts the fucking bird. Don't want to get pregnant.

Get away from the birds and the bees. Or the bees. Well, that's fucked up. Or the bees. Ricky. Yes. Remember this one? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck woodchuck could chuck wood? Remember you used to be able to say that?

Not really. When you're really high, you can say it. When you're not. When you're not, you cannot even come close. That's how I used to gauge how high you were, remember? How much chuck wood would, what is it? He's high you were, remember? How much chuck would a wood... What is it? He's not that high right now.

How chuck would a wood... No, fuck. Try again, buddy. Try again. How much wood would a chuck chuck would chuck chuck wood? How much wood could a wood chuck chuck chuck wood? How much wood could a wood chuck chuck chuck wood? You can do it, man.

His brain can't function that way. Fuck. No, but when you're high, you can just rattle it off. Remember you used to be able to say Mississippi backwards? No, I can't do that. What is it? Mississippi. You used to be able to spell it backwards.

I taught you how to spell it backwards. I-S-S-I-M-I-A-M and then P-P-Y. No. I-P-P-I-S-S-I-M. You're good, man. Ah, fuck. Yeah. That's how we used to gauge how high you were, Ricky.

I used to say, Ricky, woodchuck, and you'd go, how much wood, woodchuck, woodchuck, woodchuck, wood. And I'd be like, okay, you're high enough. Yeah, and you always try to make me spell Albuquerque. I can never get it right. It's not an easy one, bubs. What about spell Wednesday, Ricky?

W H E N Day. No. S. Nope. Wednesday. W H E N. S. Day.

No, man. What do you mean, no? How do you spell when? W-H-E-N. If you have more than one, you put an S on it, and that's what day it is. Wednesday? I never even thought of it like that before.

It's fucked. Ten with W. W. Is that how you remember how to spell when? Certain words have little sayings like that. Hen with a W. What the fuck is up with this dude? What are you just watching fucking TV while we're supposed to be talking under the...

I am watching. We are talking. I am talking. I'm looking shit up. I'm looking shit up. I'm looking at fucking dickweeds around the world. Here's another dickweed from around the world. Look at this fucking guy. The Predator. He dresses up as the Predator. He's got a bike.

He's a super... And that bike, look at the size of the engine on that fucking thing. It's like a lawnmower engine. That guy's a dick. He's pretty cool, bud. What a knob. He's a cool, bud. What a knob. He's from Thailand.

You think people try to fight him because he thinks he's the predator? Oh, man, I would totally try to fight that guy. He's not, man. He's got, like, this stupid suit on. He might kick the fuck out of you. You don't dress up like the predator unless you got some moves. No, man. How can he move

in the fucking thing? Well, he probably takes off his Predator suit to fight. No, man. And he's probably ripped like Jackie Chan under there. Nope. He looks like Randy under that fucking suit, actually. No, he doesn't. We should get him on the show.

I'll let him ride his fucking trike right up in here. All right, you get him in here, and you... We'll see what he's like. Yeah, I bet you he's a fucking dick, though. Or maybe he's a good guy. I don't fucking care. Seems like you do. I don't, man.

Seems like you're very cranky. Seems really pissed off, so you're either attracted to him or pissed me off. I'm just pissed because that guy's rolling around

on his fucking shitty bike dressed up as a predator probably making tons of cash. He doesn't work Well, why don't you do it? I could see you in a predator suit in a nice fucking

custom trike. Okay, well, maybe I should do that. I could see that, too. I must have seen it. Maybe we should get a hold of this guy and see how he could fucking make us some money. You should drive around on one of those Can-Am bikes dressed up like Rambo. Can-Am? You mean three-wheeler bikes?

Three-wheeler Can-Ams. Not a chance. With a fucking bow and arrow strapped over your shoulder. Not wearing one of those fucking things. An M60 and a big thing of bullets around you. No shirt. And that would make me money, would it? Yes.

I bet it would. I'd give you my life savings. It would put me in the dick category, like that fucking predator dick. Yeah, but you'd be rich. You'd be rich. You're rich to death. All right, so is it worth it? I guess.

I mean, depends on how much money you make. Rumbo. You'd be rumbo. Rumbo. I've heard of that. It's not the first time, Bob's. Rambo with rum. Rumbo.

Or Dumbo. Or Dumbo. The elephant. Remember Dumbo? Remember that cocksucker? Is he real? No, but there's a movie out about him now. Yeah, he can fly. He can fly with his ears. Dumbo. Remember that cocksucker? Is he real? No, but there's a movie out about him now.

He can fly. He can fly with his ears. Dumb ball. The Lion King's out too, Ricky. But it's live action. It's not... That's weird because I'm sure I saw that years ago. You did, but it was animated. It was a cartoon.

Now it's real. You know what we should do? We should get really fucked up. What do you mean it's real? Go see The Lion King with him, and tape him. Because you know he's gonna cry his fucking head off. If I go, I'm gonna have to be fucking crazy. So it's real animals now?

Yes. And they talk? Yes. Oh, that's cool. Imagine the fucking time that would take, Katrine. Aw. Hmm. Okay, we should go.

We should take Rick to see the animals. He will be bawling his head off, man. Oh, my should go. We should do that. He will be balling his head off, man. Oh, my God. I can't wait. Yeah, it is. Why do you like crying so much, man? You like going to movies. You like crying. You can't wait to see them.

Here, just wait. Who goes to a movie to want to cry? Watch this. I'm going to just show them the trailer. Nothing wrong with a good cry once in a while. Yeah, but it's kind of fucking weird, man. I've heard you crying sometimes. I don't cry. At least once a month. You have never heard me cry before in your while. Yeah, but it's kind of fucking weird, man. I've heard you crying sometimes. I don't cry.

At least once a month. You have never heard me cry before in your life. I have. You're fucking shit. When? You've been crying lots of times. Bullshit, man. You were crying when...

I can't believe I can't drink this, man. Fucking fuck. When Arnold Schwarzenegger was supposed to come to the Halifax Metro Center and do a flex day. Oh, yeah. And it got canceled. You were bald. That was never.

You said you had something in your eye, but whatever. Look at this, Ricky. Here's the trailer. What the fuck is this? This is, you're going to see. Just wait. This little ad has to play. Then I'm going to show you the Lion King.

What the fuck is with the ads? They make me violent. Well, it's an ad, Ricky. Pays the man. Okay, watch this. Okay, you ready? Yeah. Jesus, even the music's scary.

Life's unfair. Oh, look at those little fuckers. Motherfucking hell. How did they get them to have these accents? This is gonna be fucking terrifying. They can talk. Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. But let's not even a sad part, man.

No, but I wanted to show them where they're talking. I haven't even showed them talking yet. In the circle of life. Jesus Christ, he's a big one. All right, we got to go. The movie's on in fucking 20 minutes. Let's go. Let's go watch it.

Oh, I got to roll a fucking few joints here. You can roll it in the car. Roll it in the fucking car. Go into the lion can. Who's paying for me? Oh, so stick it. Who's buying my food? We'll fucking find some on the floor, man.

That shit's still good for you. Roll your joints, Ricky. Let's go. Fucking four popcorn. Fuck!