Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 18 - The Boys Of Summer

Episode Date: September 23, 2024

Summer's about to f**k off, so it's time to party! Before the Boys hit the liquor store and crank some AC/DC, they do some plane spotting, theatre banging, and DIY surgery. Plus: Oh lawd he comin - Bu...bbles rages about a big fat cat!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to swearnet.com or download the Swearnet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off. Gary Gnu was the news guy. Okay, I know he's a news guy. Do you know who Donald McDonald was? Or is? Donald McDonald? Donald McDonald. Ronald's brother.
Starting point is 00:00:32 Close. Ronald's uncle. No. Donald McDonald. Donald McDonald is the Japanese Ronald McDonald. They call him Donald, not Ronald. Donald. Donald McDonald is the Japanese Ronald McDonald. They call him Donald, not Ronald. Donald. Donald McDonald.
Starting point is 00:00:48 Good. Donald McDonald. Donald McDonald, so fucked up. Why would you do that? Like why are they doing that? I don't know. Let's change his name. Maybe it's easier to say.
Starting point is 00:01:00 Ronald McDonald can fucking suck my nuts anyway. I hate that fucking. It might be easier to say in that language. Yeah, you never know, man. Donald McDonald, it does roll off the tongue nice. Fuck, it's September the 20th already. I know, man, I know. Fuck, this is the last day of summer, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:01:19 Is it? See, the last day of summer, the first day of fucking fall, which I'm not ready for. No, the summer is gone. Way too quick. Way too quick. Julian, I am the wind. Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:36 What the fuck is going on with you today man? You've been fucking really high lately. I'm singing. Is there any chicken chips left over there? I don't know but look who's under here, I bet. No. He's still under there? He still has the joint wing.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Did he not take it to school? It didn't go very well. Mom was not happy about the joint wiener. I don't even remember looking at all this shit. The joint meaner. I don't even remember looking at all this shit. Do you know what's weird? I just learned this the other day. But you know Jaguars and those big cats? Yes.
Starting point is 00:02:15 Did you know that they also enjoy catnip? Yes. I did not. Only yes is if everybody should know. Everybody knows that. Not everybody knows that. They use buckets of catnip at the big cat places. Oh, do they?
Starting point is 00:02:29 Yes. I didn't know that. They dump a whole bucket on the ground and the big bastards are rolling in it. That would be fucking hard. So it gets them high and gets them horny. You should have done that. Big cloud of husky, man. Does it get them horny, though?
Starting point is 00:02:39 I know it gets them kind of high. Everything gets big cats horny. Pretty much everything. Okay. Turtles. Tur gets big cats horny pretty much everything okay turtles turtles make cats horny turtles make big cats horny why don't know wow the cats the big cats they got like barbs on their their dicks when they're little cats do you know about big cats do the big cats have they've got yes they've? Yes, they've got weiner. They lock right on? They got weiner locks. You know what else has barbs on their cocks?
Starting point is 00:03:08 Your mother? She doesn't have a cock, but I don't think she did anyway. But the fucking apes. Didn't know that. They hook in there, man, and they give her. And you know what? And the poor female apes are like, ee, that didn't feel great.
Starting point is 00:03:26 And it keeps all the other, she's like, get the fuck away from me, I don't want to bang again. That's what it's for. When other apes kind of come over and try to bang. How come you're reading about gorilla cocks? Well, it was just, I wanted to research cocks a little bit in case Buddy over there, uh, over across the pond, if I'm gonna...
Starting point is 00:03:43 Would you say that again, please? If I do become manager of that... Oh, okay. What's his name? Marty Big Wang, or what's his name? Yes, Marty Big Wang. Marty Big Wang, I wanna be able to say, okay, dude, I know what's going on. I know a lot about cock.
Starting point is 00:03:58 It's got like three fucking hoses in it, not just one inside of it. Who? Who does? Males. They're dicks, man. They got like, you'd think it's just one inside of it. Oh who does males? They're dicks man. They got like you think it's just one hose comes out. There's like three fucking You talking about us? Yeah, man apes us and apes probably we are apes So there's a piss hose is a load hose. There's one that fills up with fuckers. There's only one at the end They all come down to one too. I know but there's three tubes in there though man. That makes sense.
Starting point is 00:04:26 No there's not. There is man, there's one for the fucking tube for the shit when you're blowing it and then one when you're pissing and one just to fill up the floor. Yeah but that's not in your wiener. That's in the wiener man. No it's not.
Starting point is 00:04:37 I just read about it man. No all those tubes are down in the. I gotta fucking find it. Tubes are down lower and then they all come into one Nozzle that goes up the wiener But the there's all the valves and everything all the valve work happens down in the I think there's in the sacroiliac Do you guys know coolio died no, we fucking didn't like a few years ago. Oh Yeah, I knew that man. I
Starting point is 00:05:13 Think I knew that I didn't know coolio died. Okay, you know what he died from sex No, it wasn't that coolio Nothing that coolio. What was it shot fentanyl heroin and meth. Oh, he was banged up then What was it? Shot? Fentanyl, heroin and meth. Oh, he was banged up then. Jesus Christ, I didn't know he was all fucking banged up. Yeah, he was all cranked up, poor bastard. What's your favorite Coriglio tune?
Starting point is 00:05:30 Well, Gangster's Paradise. Yeah, that's a good one. I still listen to that, man. Fucking Darth Vader died last week. I know he fucking did. No, he died, oh yeah, that was last week. Fucked. Mike was thinking he just died.
Starting point is 00:05:42 I liked his voice. Oh fuck, he had the create his voice, man. He did have a good voice. The Lion King, Darth Vader. He was kick-ass, Darth Vader, man. This is CNN. Jack Ryan movies. This is CNN.
Starting point is 00:05:56 That was him. That was him? This is CNN. Yep. Yeah, he had a good voice, Simba. Yeah. All right, what do we got going on here, boy? What do you got for us, Ricky?
Starting point is 00:06:13 Talk like Darth Vader, Ricky. Yeah, just for him. Bubbles, you are my father. What's so very good? Here, I'll do the breathing. How does, how does, do you know about these fucking Airbus Beluga's, man? Have you seen these fucking things?
Starting point is 00:06:31 Massive. They're fucking insane. They look like a Beluga. They look just like a Beluga, but they're fucking huge. And I guess they're like a cargo plane of craziness. They carry all kinds of Airbus stuff. Yeah, it's Airbus Beluga. Fuck, I thought it was, I saw the picture and I'm like, that's not fucking real.
Starting point is 00:06:46 She's real, I saw one flying in California. I'd love to see one. How many jets, engines on one of those babies, like eight or something? No, no, it doesn't have extra engines. Oh, I was thinking about that Russian one. Oh no, that's the fucking big Antonov. That got destroyed. Yeah, I heard.
Starting point is 00:07:02 That doesn't, yeah, that got destroyed at the start of the Ukrainian war. Oh, fuck. It got blown up in a hangar. Fucking big Antonov that got destroyed. Yeah heard that doesn't it. Yeah, that got destroyed at the start of the Ukrainian war Blown up in a hangar blew the fucking wings off her. Nice That was a big boy big boy One of them at Heathrow anyway carrying aircraft parts, but fuck it's ever wild-looking a beluga Yeah, I've never seen one. I saw one flying in California At air show or something. Well, that's pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:07:28 I thought you'd like those. How big is that compared to like the old bombers, man? Oh, way bigger. Way bigger? Way fucking big. Way fucking, okay. It's fucking huge, man. You'll have to look at the pictures.
Starting point is 00:07:39 What old bombers? I don't know, man. Like World War II bombers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not fucking very big. No, they're not big, are they? They're not big. You think they're big, but they World War two bombast. Yeah, yeah, they're not fucking very big You think they're big but they're not like what I'm thinking about that big that fucking military one man Americans They got that big crazy one B 52. Is that the B 52? Yeah, but it's not even like it's big But it's not like they're cars when you think not as big as a fucking think of that
Starting point is 00:08:01 It kind of reminds me you think of the fucking Not as big as a fucking- When you think of that, it kind of reminds me when you think of the fucking Titanic and then you look at a cruise ship. You know how they put those things together? Yeah. You think the Titanic was fucking crazy big? No.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Titanic was not that- Well, I mean, for back then, it was. Back then, yeah. But B-52s are like, they've been around since the fucking late 40s, early 50s. They're old planes. Old planes. I think this happened last week,
Starting point is 00:08:27 or maybe even the week before. Did you hear about that fucking fuckhead in California that killed all the animals? No. Killed 81 animals in the three hour shooting rampage. What? Yeah. And they're all in fucking cages and shit.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Where? Fuck. Somewhere in California, this guy fucking lost his shit. And I mean, I'm assuming he probably has some things that need to be figured out. In his brain? Yeah. Yeah. He fucking killed 14 goats, nine chickens, seven ducks, five rabbits, guinea pig, three horses and 33 parakeets. Where was the fucking carnival when that happened?
Starting point is 00:09:07 You know what I mean? You want to shoot the things with the gun? Well, the cops went to try to deal with it, but they were on lockdown. It was an active fucking shooter. Poor fucking animals, man. It's fucked. Why would you just blast an animal that's in a fucking cage? Well, it's probably more humane
Starting point is 00:09:27 than half the fucking animals you're eating. What happens to them? That's true, I mean. Oh yes. Eat all those animals, it's not so bad. These were people's pets. Oh pets. They were fucking devastated.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Jesus Murphy, how'd he get access to all those animals in such short period? They were all inside in a fucking cage on this big farm. He just went fucking crazy. He must've had a time, man. He had like tons of guns. At least he didn't go to a school. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:53 I mean. It's not good, but it's better. It's not good for the animals. Don't get me wrong, but at least he didn't walk into a fucking IKEA or a Walmart or something, start fussing. Yeah, that's a good point. Those people gotta chill man I think he either his mom or someone who's trying to get help for him and they Didn't happen in time. Unfortunately, should they make a VR game?
Starting point is 00:10:17 For those people to get it out of their system or no, it's gonna make it worse man They want they want to take it up a fucking notch. I think that's the big problem Okay, see here. That's a good question to Talk about but I don't know if we want to talk about that shit man. You know what I want I'm gonna talk no. No, I just wait I asked the question now. It's over. Okay also in California There's a fucking half a house for sale for half a million dollars What a tree fucking crushed it a tree crushed it? Yeah, it's for half a million dollars. What? A tree fucking crushed it. A tree crushed it?
Starting point is 00:10:48 Yeah, it's still a half million dollars. It's fucking, prices are homes. Imagine paying fucking 500 grand for a house that basically needs to be completely rebuilt. You get five trailers. It's got no electricity. It does have plumbing, but no electricity because it's fucking wires hanging everywhere.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Because it's crushed? You know, it'll know probably but if you got the tree out of over asking price of it here's what I would do I would get the tree hauled away right yeah get a recept saw and just go over to the part where it's not racked yeah and just cut it straight down right right? Get rid of all the smashed bits. Fucking border up, paint her. Use the tree that went on it. Half a house. Carve that into a fucking lumber. The good thing is, I guess, there's some fucking gray area, because it was crushed by an act of God, you don't need any permits or any bullshit to fix it. You can just fix the fucking thing up, so. See? That would be attractive. Recepts off the broken part.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Yep. Fire that in the lake. Board up the side. Throw a couple windows in her, you know? She'll throw in the hard hat and go give these guys a fucking hand. I'll fucking do it. It seems like you can get a fairer stow-in for half million
Starting point is 00:12:00 before you even start fixing the fucking thing. Well, that's the thing. I still can't afford it, but I'm just saying you could make a nice half house out of that. Nobody needs a full house. Except... John Stamos. Full house, yeah. You need a full house.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Bob Saget needed a full house. Poor Bob. Who's the other guy that was doing it with? Beard. The other guy's the one that was doing it with. Alanis. Alanis Morissette? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Really? You know the third guy on... I know who he is, yes. Full house. I didn't know he was... He's the guy that the song's about. What? Yes.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Ironic? No, the scathing one. Are you thinking of me when you fuck her? No way. That's about the nerdy guy from Paul House. Does she go down on you in a theater? Yes. Oh wow.
Starting point is 00:13:00 So he's a dirty little fucker. So it's not John Stamos, it's not Saget. It's the other guy. The middle... Dave Dave! Dave Coulier! Dave Coulier was a dirty motherfucker. Dave Coulier is who that song is about. Wow, man. I think. I might have that wrong, but I think. I'm gonna pretend it's right. Google it. So she gave him a blowjob in the theater, is that what she's saying?
Starting point is 00:13:26 I'm not saying that, I'm just saying that. Love it. Thoughts in the song, the song's about him. Maybe she used to do that, who knows? I remember going to a movie theater, I think it was like a first or second date. Nobody else came in, I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? We got a theater to ourselves?
Starting point is 00:13:42 Yeah, but the person in the projection boots up there watching. Yeah, but when you sit at the back wall, they'd have to... But they got cameras now, Ricky, pointing into the dark. You were banging in the theater. Nice job. Ricky's banged in the theater lots of times. Yeah, that's good, man.
Starting point is 00:13:58 It was fucking great. Missed most of the movie. Was that Lucy? Uh, no comment. Okay, it was Lucy. So another flight got diverted. This one was going from Boston to Rome. Had to turn around and go to New York because of a really bad diarrhea disaster. Oh, fucking worse, man. Deena arena, reena Dina reena Dina reena Dina reena All over the fucking seat and pants. Oh. But I guess it's like a biohazard.
Starting point is 00:14:33 I didn't know that. Why would it be a biohazard? Well, cause Ricky. What the fuck's in people's waste? In shit? Yeah, man. Well, if you're blast and diarrhea, you probably have some kind of a fucking micro organ micro
Starting point is 00:14:47 Organism may give you everybody the shits flu bug some kind of shit creating Organism that if it gets up into everybody's junk Then you got a problem. You're in an airtight tube People are blasted sitting right beside that person. Jeez. I couldn't do it. Yeah, I'd throw up. I'd throw up and you'd throw up on them probably.
Starting point is 00:15:12 I'd be pretty pissed off too, you fucking asshole. Now I gotta go back to New York. All right, when you got off the plane, would you go after the guy in the park and punch him in the face? Well, it's not his, he didn't shit himself on purpose. Yeah, but sometimes you have that feeling and you're like, I don't know. Well, it's not his. He didn't shit himself on purpose. You shouldn't have gotten on the plane. Yeah, and sometimes you have that feeling and you're like, I don't know if I should
Starting point is 00:15:27 attempt this further or not. I don't know if I should attempt this flight or not. That's probably what's happened. I doubt it. It might have come on like, you know, like the fucking plague or something. This poor motherfucker that worked for this company, I think they were selling washing machines. They had this big sale
Starting point is 00:15:46 online sale He put down he was typing it in or whatever. He was responsible for the pricing It was like I guess he put the price was 40% lower than it should have been lost the company 4.2 million dollars should buddy get fired Somebody's gotta fucking go down I think that's a big fuck-up I don't if I was the boss his house would be burnt to the ground what did he do he was putting the price like talk to fucked up the prices online all online it was a big sale so in 20 minutes they sold so much shit that after the 20 minutes, there were 4.2 million in debt.
Starting point is 00:16:30 Oh, so they weren't even selling at a break even point. No, man. He was like way under. Like, oh, he lost 4.2 million. That's a bad fuck up. I think you got to lose your job for that. Oh, yeah. I think he's fired for that one. You'd have to you'd have to be I don't know I've ever known
Starting point is 00:16:48 Unless it was like your kid or something, but if it's just some no with some dude Just some ding-dong you hired off LinkedIn and you got to get rid of them. Yeah. Yeah, that's a bad fuck up Too much of a liability they say This was a fucked up one these people went to this parking Detroit And it was like an open casket the park sitting on a table What? 97 year old lady inside dead dead
Starting point is 00:17:17 Yeah, I guess there was nowhere for them to have their viewing so the funeral home just took her to this fucking park Viewing so the funeral home just took her to this fucking park Put her on display We go family said it was the only option I guess to say they're good buys but At one point. Yeah, the caskets just there by itself in the park There are two kids trying to enjoy a nice day and like what? So she was just out baking in the Sun Yeah, oh She'd like an old fruit roll up
Starting point is 00:17:44 Yeah, she'd look like a old fruit roll-up. Yeah. She'd look like a fruit roll-up after. Nice perk though. I mean, it is nice. It's nice, but Jesus, you can't just leave her there unattended. Birds would be packing at her. Yeah, that's a weird one. Or at least fucking close her down for a bit.
Starting point is 00:17:58 Close her down? Put some fucking packs of ice in there maybe. A couple bags of ice. This is some shit we gotta fucking- Keep her cool. Cool her down. This is dead.. We got a keeper cool cooler down was he's dead We gotta get into this shit boys, and I don't know how to do it But man, all right, give it to me this Japanese man, Japanese Japanese Japanese man, okay Japanese and Doubles his life expectancy by
Starting point is 00:18:20 Sleeping only 30 minutes a day. Don't train himself trained his body mind for it. He's fucking like a bodybuilders in great 30 minutes lots of people that's it You said it took a while to get down to that but that's all I need is 30 to 40 minutes good as gold Well, we've got a store this woman hasn't slept in like fucking 15 years man. So half hour sleep. That's a lot Compared to her. Yeah, but she's got something. I just don't know how you can do it. I don't know if I believe that. Just because your brain flushes itself.
Starting point is 00:18:49 Oh, he teaches classes on it. He's got fucking students. He teaches them how to fucking get it down. So his brain gets flushed in just that quick of a time? And it says 79 hours is the norm for people our age. He's 40 years old. But yeah, he just drinks coffee an hour before eating. Jeez, I don't know how you wouldn't feel like shit, man. I know we've stayed up a couple days in a row.
Starting point is 00:19:10 He just fucking gets up, works out, and... What a fucking shit. Imagine the fucking fucking time. But that's not... anybody can do that. That's not normal because you're... I would like to try it. So he's like, I mean, it's a good idea. He's living life, man.
Starting point is 00:19:23 That guy's not... That's what I mean. Eight hours more a day. He's living life man. That guy's not mean eight hours more day I'm twice as much your fucking life. But what if you're miserable? Just about them you could that's how you can do a lot more banging when would you sleep though? When should put that 30 minutes to work midnight Yeah, no, I go to bed at 12 wake up at 1230. Here we go Maybe 4 a.m. Between 4 a.m. And 430 I'm gonna power down. I'd want to get up just that you know, just before sunrise. Yes. Yeah
Starting point is 00:19:57 When does the Sun come up? 530 something like that dirty something like that depends a lot of things holy fuck look at the size of this fucking cat who can no longer walk because it's so fucking baby was that the one they're trying to put on fucking swimming oh he's a big boy big boy baby boy that is one big motherfuckers I could have him in shape how was that like you're overfeeding the fucking cat lady. Yeah, that's not right. You can't do that.
Starting point is 00:20:30 And he's getting teased, you know, he's getting teased. Well, he's not, he's not getting teased anyway. He can't move. He's just, you probably gotta roll him. The other kiddies are coming up saying, what's up tubs? Wanna play with this ball? No, you can't, you're too fat. Yeah, that would be.
Starting point is 00:20:46 You're fucked up. He's like the equivalent of my 600 pound life or whatever. Why would you make a cat that big? Just feeding it, you think you're giving the cat, you know. Think she's giving the cat love, but she's not. But you're just killing the poor fucker. Now he can't walk,
Starting point is 00:21:02 cause you're stupid. Oh, he's so fucked. That's fucked. It's hard to bounce back cuz you're so fucked. That's fucked It's hard to bounce back if you're a cat man that fat. Well, you get first of all The cat doesn't know not to eat cat doesn't know all if I eat too much I get fat So I mean cats do know that cuz they're the smartest animals That ever live this guy's not that fucking smart. He's maybe missing a few This guy's not that fucking smurf. He's maybe missing a few pieces of the puzzle. He looks as stupid as fuck, Bubs.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Well, because all the fucking fat on his brain clogging up his brain. Look at this face on that guy. Look at him. He looks fucked. He's got his tongue sticking out a bit. He looks scared is what he looks. He doesn't look happy. He looks terrified. He's like, I'm trapped in some fat fox body. Poor bastard. I don't like kiddie stories like that.
Starting point is 00:21:50 This is a story from India. Don't ever go for surgery in India, maybe. This guy has a fucking clinic. And he operated on a kid that was 15 years old but he was watching he's not a real doctor He's watching YouTube videos on how to remove a gallbladder did not go very well kid fucking died And apparently the parents didn't even give him consent to operate on their kid. So now he's on the run I guess but Why the fuck would you operate on a 15 year old kid? Because people are fucked. You know what I do kind of agree with a little bit of this because
Starting point is 00:22:29 I would I would try to fix anything watching YouTube videos because I've fixed a lot of shit. I've done a lot. A lot but you know what when it comes to cutting somebody open I'm not doing it. I've done it. I've done it. You've operated on a cat? No but I sewed up his unit. Well, yeah, yeah, but-
Starting point is 00:22:47 And a dervish thing's dangling right out of it. Would you want to take out a gallstone? No, no, I wouldn't. Well, that's what happened to this kid. I know, I wouldn't do that. This kid was sick, and the guy's like, oh, I think he needs his gallbladder, or gallstones removed.
Starting point is 00:23:00 Oh, yeah. And then the kid started getting better, and he's still fucking operating on him. He had to do it. Oh, you're fucking out had to find if you're cutting people like that. Oh poor little fucker died, man I mean I would I've only done it in absolute emergency situations when his Sack was hanging. You didn't have to actually cut no. No, I just brought the day I'm not I talked everything back in to where I thought it should be and then I stitched it up I remember we tried to give
Starting point is 00:23:28 Marty what's his name a trach trach anastomy when you fucking swallow the golf ball that didn't go very well What Marty he was Marty guy in fucking junior high? They're talking about Marty big cock. I didn't did I give him a tracheotomy? You were telling us what to do, just a lot of blood and didn't really help. You just, you got a cut right there, right? Yeah, you're supposed to put a big pen in there. Big pen in there. Which we did, but it didn't help.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Then, yeah, then you get in trouble because you get fucking jabbed and you f**king broke one of his ribs giving him the Heimer Rick. It didn't get to happen, man. It's easy. It can happen when you're fucking doing those things. But it worked.
Starting point is 00:24:11 He saved, you did fucking save his life, I guess. And didn't the golf ball come out and you got a hole in mine? I don't know if that happened. That'd be pretty fucked. Holy fuck. You know what man there's this company. I mean, it's really greasy what they did, but it kind of makes sense They have like this huge company. They had to they had like 200 employees that were making too much money You know you get these employees that worked there for a long time
Starting point is 00:24:42 They get raises every year then all of a sudden you're like, holy fuck. I have to pay a lot in wage causes cause so, you know what they did They fucking set some of these people up 200 people. They did this too. They called in the prostitutes and They got footage of the employees with prostitutes and doing other shit man, like fucking dirty stuff dirty stuff man anyway 200 people fired they were set up what a party what a party man they fell for it though well yeah of course man they got into illegal gambling they did fucking all kinds of shit man yeah i mean if there's you know you you're not gonna be thinking well This is obviously a setup. There's 200 prostitutes here
Starting point is 00:25:30 You know, they just started weeding them out man onto the next guy Man, it's crazy shit happened on September the 20. What happened first gasoline power car debuted 1893 or of a Wilbur Orville and Wilbur right flew a circle and their flyer to Yes, well Bugs Moran tried to kill Al Capone on this day Did he those fucking days were first North Pole jet-crossing and 51 64 the Beatles close out their first North American tour, bubs. Did you know that? I did not know that.
Starting point is 00:26:08 In 69 on this day, John Lennon privately announced to Paul and Ringo, George was not there, that he was leaving the Beatles. Sad day. Who announced it? John. What? Yeah. No, he didn't.
Starting point is 00:26:21 It was at a London business meeting. He said, boys, I'm the fuck out of this band. Oh, this is okay This is that's true. Then yes, I thought you meant in the studio It's like he never fucking said that at the studio 1970 Jim Morrison found guilty of open profanity and decent exposure after exposing himself at a concert in Miami Yes, that's still under debate Whether he actually pulled his wiener out or not. Who was it?
Starting point is 00:26:47 Jim Morrison. Oh, 72 police found cannabis growing on Paul and Linda McCartney's farm. It's a big day for Beatles. That was up in Scotland. Paul, he liked the weed ban a lot. He still does. He still does, huh? DCDC's Dirty D's Done Dirt Cheap came out today.
Starting point is 00:27:03 We might crank that later. Let's definitely crank that. Playboy releases US presidential candidate Jimmy Carter's interview, which includes the quote, I've lucked on a lot of women with lust. He's a horny puny, motherfucker. Jimmy Carter, just picture him just tapping it. Fucking Blizzard of Oz came out today? Fuck, boys, we're gonna have some tunes cranking tonight.
Starting point is 00:27:22 Jesus, Blizzard of Oz came out today? What year? 77? Spe-shuttle Endeavor Landed. What year did Blizzard of Oz come out? Blizzard of Oz? What year was it? Let me have a fucking gander here.
Starting point is 00:27:37 1980. 80? Yeah. Yeah, I guess that means... 44 fucking years ago. Wow. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, 44 fucking years ago. Wow Model Kate Moss is dropped by clothing chain H&M after allegations of drug-taking
Starting point is 00:27:57 I didn't know Kate was on the drugs who came who Kate Moss. Well Kate Moss. Oh Kate Moss, it's super model, right? Yeah. Yeah, the little very very very slender Okay Yeah, the little very, very, very slender. Okay. Grand Theft Auto fastest entertainment product to reach a billion dollars in sales in 2013. Fuck, that was a good game. Yeah. And it got to a billion in about fuck four days. So you got born Sophia Loren. Where?
Starting point is 00:28:21 Sylvester the pussy cat. Was that for Sylvester or Sophiacat Wow was that for Sylvester Sophia so faster okay Chuck Penoso Chuck Penoso sticks the bass player yeah John Penoso what were they fucking twins they must have been yes the brothers he was a drummer in sticks yes you know that one of my relatives was born today, Guy. LaFleur. You're not related to Guy LaFleur. Could be.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Distant. Yeah, not many in other countries. Guy smoked as much as he did. Yeah, Guy. He liked the smokes. He liked the discos. He liked the smoke on the bench. He liked the fucking discos.
Starting point is 00:29:06 He was a partier, man. John Tavares got born today, too. Well, what are we going to do, boys? It's going to be either the last day of summer or the first day of fall. We're going to go to the commission. We're going to get some booze. Might have to go to a few of them. Take out some ACDC. ACDC. We're replacing Paul McCartney in Wings.
Starting point is 00:29:25 It's because he likes the ganja. Yes. And because he liked the ganja, maybe we'll listen to a little bit of Bob Marley, too. I heard a story, behind the scenes story, when Paul McCartney was at the Jimmy Buffett thing. Yeah. He was out with Woody Harrelson and Snoop.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Jesus. McCartney got too high off of Snoop's stuff and they were... Yeah. You have like anxiety attacks and shit? Was he like freaking out? I think so. You should have chewed some peppercorns. Yeah, I think he got too high off of Snoop's stuff. Oh shit, man.
Starting point is 00:30:00 That's quite a thing, because Paul McCartney's been smoking dope for 60 years, 50 years. 60 years. So does that mean we have better... Snooks dope is in a fucking whole different world. Yeah, they probably got better dope in the East Coast of Cali. Yeah, man. Or West Coast than McCartney does over in London. You think? Anybody hungry?
Starting point is 00:30:20 Let's go get some food. All right, summer's over. Let's go get... Fuck! See the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer? Go to Swear-net.com or download the Trailer Park Boys Swear-net app.

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