Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 18 - Too Damn High

Episode Date: September 28, 2020

Ricky's got a new room-mate and Bubbles is being evicted from his shed - what the F**K has Julian done now?! The Boys discuss fighting Mr. T, a flight to nowhere, and a strong contender for A**ehole of the Year. Also: How do you come down from a massive high?

I think there's all kinds of room right here, man. This might work if we just kind of rearrange some shit. What are you talking about, man? What are you doing? Well, if someone was to sleep here, that'd give you lots of room. You know what I mean? Why would someone be asleep there? Because, um, the know what I mean? Why would someone sleep there? Because, um... the little meeting I just had.

You had a meeting? Yeah. One thing we're gonna have to start fucking doing is smoking so much dope, man. Why? This is out of control. No, it's not. Because I can't fucking think. This is perfectly normal, perfectly fine, perfectly great. All right.

Well... perfectly normal, perfectly fine, perfectly great. All right. Well. This could go here, then you could put some fucking, maybe another chair or something, bed. You know what I'm saying? I can't think about anything to do with sleeping shit right now, because I'm not going to sleep, all right? Well, we gotta. Think about food. Food's important. We're thinking about chicken.

But if I'm gonna live here it's gotta be whoa whoa what Yeah, what do you mean live? I fucking told you you how fucked are you? I'm about an eight Told me what what all right these people they're gonna rent my place for a little while We're gonna make some cash. I'm gonna move in here for free for a little while. What do you mean? I'm gonna move in here. Where I get money from the cash? We're gonna get money from the people renting my place.

So it's not for free then, that's good. No, I get the money, but then I can stay here for free. But then I get money. But why do you get the money if we're working together on something? You know, as if you're paying fucking lot fees and shit. Fuck off. Hey, boys. Hey.

Just let me do the talking. Holy fucking smokey. It's a little bit smoky, isn't it? Is there a fucking fire in here? I don't know. See if there's anything in the oven. I can't even see you. Did we cook something and forget about it?

The oven's not even on, Ricky. It smells like Cheech and Chong. We're fucking in here. It's been a long fucking night, man. Just, uh, pops, pops, come sit over here for a second. Where? Just sit right here. I can't even see where you're pointing. Just in the chair. You've been good to me.

Here? Just sit there. Why? Is this a trick? Am I gonna sit on a lizard? Just sit the fuck down. You're a great friend. Why? Is this a trick? Am I gonna sit on a lizard? There's no trick. Just sit the fuck down. You're a great listener. Okay, put your feet up.

But now you have to die. All right, we have about that much space. We need to get something that long and put a cushion on it. What, a footstool? Here, you can use this. What are you doing? I'm just trying to figure things out, bubs. What are you talking about?

Why do you need to have your feet up right here? He said he's moving in and we're going to get cash. That's all I remember. Who's moving in? I rented out my trailer. To who? Just to a... They're a nice couple. Like Airbnb?

No, for maybe a month, two months, three months. Who are they? One works for the fucking CRA or something over in Halifax. The other one, I don't know what the... I think she looks after kids. CRA? Yeah, she looks after kids. Don't worry about it. Why in the fuck... It's good to know these people.

But anyway, they're gonna be moving in soon. If I cook a chicken, are you guys gonna eat some of it? Fuck yeah. Cook a chicken? Do you know how long it takes to cook a chicken, Ricky? Yeah, an hour. An hour? How big is the chicken?

It's about this size. Why do you have a sword? What are you doing? I'm gonna kill him. Ricky, don't kill it and hear him. It's dead. Oh, why is this so slippery? He spilled something on there.

Fuck that, boys. I'm James Brown. You know what? It must be from the bank machine. Where is the bank machine? Doesn't matter. Where is it? It's somewhere safe, Pops. Really safe? Okay?

The less you know, the better. Well, you got your Jensen shit going down, right? James Brown. Ricky. Hold on to his little leg. Ricky. He crossed the fucking road. It's his fault.

It's not even Ricky. What the fuck are you doing, man? What kind of drugs are you guys on? I don't know. He's... And this is gonna stop, by the way, when you move in. Oh, man. We can't eat this chicken. Ricky, you didn't think that was real, did you? It's got feathers on them.

Ricky, look. It doesn't weigh anything. I thought... It's a styrofoam chicken. Fuck. You thought that was real? All right, bud, I'm sorry. Ricky, even if it was real, how did you think you were going to cook him? Just cut his head off and put him in feathers and all?

No, I was going to fucking get rid of the feathers. Can we just make the show that we're supposed to be making? Alright, fuck Jesus. Now we're in a new bed. We don't have a food solution now. People are hungry. I'm not hungry, I just ate. I just had Wendy's.

Where's her? I asked if you wanted any before I left. Just, you know what? Just welcome the people to the show while I fix Clucky. You ready to come back to life there, butter-rama? Okay, welcome to Perk After Dirt. That's not gonna work. I'm your host.

Bubbles Magoo? Julian. What? Get the fuck over here. This is your bed, by the way. My bed? Yeah, that's your bed. You said you were moving in.

Am I fucking, you're not both moving in. Well, how am I supposed to, like, it's being rented. My place is being rented. Sleep in my car. Bub's gonna have to sleep in your car. I'm not being rented. Sleep in my car. Bubs is gonna have to sleep in your car. I'm not, I'm sleeping in my shed. Not for the next two, three months. Maybe four. Okay, just whoa now. You did not rent my shed.

It's part of the package, Bubs. No, it is not part of the package. If I can move in here, you can move in here. There you go. Yes, it is. No, I ain't tell ya. you can move in here. There you go. Yes, it is. No, I hate to tell you. Well, you can pay the entire thing. You happy now?

You fucking survived this one, didn't you? You're fucking lucky, you little fucking one-legged fuck. Julian, I swear to fuck, if you rent my shed out, I'm going to boot your nuts right up inside your body cavity. Temporarily rented. Did I make rents? How much am I getting paid? How much are you getting paid? What, do you get a sublease on that thing?

Do you actually even have a lease? How much am I getting paid for my shed? You're going to move in here and have free rent. So what works out better? How much are you getting paid? For them? Yeah. Well, that doesn't matter because that's all going to go into the pool of money,

the collective pool, and then we're going to figure out a way of making some more money. How about your lips go on to the fucking pool of my nuts? Well, I'm just saying, they're moving in. How about that? And they've got a couple dogs, okay? Dogs? They're going to put it a little fence. There's no fucking dogs moving into my shed, bud.

Yeah, there is. Yeah, we'll see. So you got to get your shit out of there because they're moving in in two days. Yeah, we'll see about that. They show up with dogs and I'll shoot the cocksucker with a pellet gun. What kind of dogs? In the earth. Are they just those little, those French poodles or whatever they're called?

No, I don't like French poodles. The bigger ones? Yeah. I don't like the little fuckers. I don't like little dogs. No, it's the big called. No, I don't like French poodles. The bigger ones? Yeah. I don't like the little fuckers. I don't like little dogs. No, it's the big ones. No, big dogs are okay. They're kind of cute.

Anyway, we've got some big plants coming up, bubs. And we're going to turn this place into a money-generating fucking successful business. Well, I don't know. And it's only going to take us four months. I am not moving out of my chair. So you're not sweating a lot? Mine too. You should use a piece of sponge to put on the bottom.

I never said my nuts sweat a lot. What are you talking about? I thought you said his mouth could take a... ...pull or something about your nuts. I thought it was nuts sweat. No, I just mean... What are you talking about nuts sweat for? I don't know. I wasn't. I said you could...

I should start selling those. Not a lot of people think about it, because I bet a lot of people's nut sweat is as bad as mine. Just take a little sponge and just cut a little wafer sponge and put it right underneath your nut sock and your underwear and boom. And then what do you do with it? Just wring it out. But then you go you do with it? Just wring it out. But then you go around fucking with like a, what do you do? A soggy, wet knot sponge.

It's better than snotty wet underwear. But it's sweat, it's probably gonna get worse, man. All right. No one's gonna bother you to do it, man. You just make sponge underwear, Ricky. Boom, million dollar idea. Until you sit down and you leave a big fucking wet spot. Because your sweaty ass sponge is all over everything.

Alright. Okay, can we welcome the guests? Yes. Fuck, that was a long... The viewers, I mean. Took a while to get going. Yeah, no kidding. You cut the head off a fucking fake chicken. No, I didn't.

It's right there, head on. Yep. You fixed him, did you? Better than new. Julian? What? Do you know that something can't break twice in the same place? What? Now he's gooder than new.

Do you remember when we went on that getting high with, or getting dug with high? What the fuck was it? Yeah. We smoked that stuff like your your heart was fluttering and shit yeah going through it right now you were big time like i don't even want to be sitting here right now you're that high i don't know what the fuck was what did what was that best thing for that is to smoke another joint no that shit we smoked was insane you should smoke something to try to come down a bit. What's a cash? Cash?

Cashmere. Cashmere, yeah. Something cream. Milana cream. Number one hash in the world, buddy boy. Milana cream. Comes from Milana in India. This is what I've never understood, Ricky.

I've heard you say it a million times. Milana cream. Smoke something else to bring you down. How does that? What is up with this shit? What is it? It's fucking, I'll tell you how they make it. They grow their weed plants in this place called, I think it's Milana.

And then they just get the people and the kids and they just grab the buds and they just fucking take the buds in their hands like this. Oh, I've seen that. Their hands just get fucking black with this beautiful shiny Play-Doh. I've seen that on YouTube or something. They roll it, and then their hands are caked, and she's going like this and ripping the strips off. Fuck. And that's what we smoked.

Yeah. Isn't that like pure THC, though? No, it's only like 80%. Only 80%. I'm glad I didn't smoke it because I'd be shitting myself right now. It's like Temple Ball and stuff, but it's just, it's the shit, man. Yeah. Do you have any salt?

They say if you fucking put salt in your mouth. No. No, it's peppercorns. You can put salt in your mouth if you want. No, it's salt. You're right. Yeah. Get the old sifto in there.

Dry your eyeballs right out. All right, got to take a walk. Or you can drink cat piss. I'm not drinking cat piss. What are you doing laps back there? Julian's on the Milana cream. Give me like 10 or 15 seconds, please, Bugs, okay? I'm not a pussy.

Smoke some fucking Afghani or a little sativa. You'll be fixed straight up. Take some mushrooms, and then you'll forget about how high you are in the weed. I'm not taking mushrooms. Jesus, Murphy. Ricky, your brain is so fucked the way it works. Isn't it awesome? Do more drugs.

We're not going to do no more of this shit when I move in. No more. No more. Don't give me any. I don't want any of it We're not gonna do more of this shit when I move in. No more. No more. Don't give me any. I don't want any of it. Julian, where did you get this super expensive computer at? Uh, I found it in a car. Can I have that?

No. Looks like a good one. Fuck off. How did they make them so thin? That's like... That's thin. That's brand new. That thing's worth quite a bit of money. See that's about the same thickness

as you'd cut the sponge into right there. Here, put it under your nuts and see if it's the right thickness. Get that away from his nuts. Rub it on your nuts, Ricky. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, I can tell, that is the same thickness. Boys, what's even going on here?

I don't know. Well... Are we going to have the park after dark show today? I tried to buy some airplane tickets for a flight to nowhere, but it sold out in ten minutes. What is that now? I didn't really try to buy them because I didn't have enough money. But there was a flight, an Australian Airlines flight. Basically, it takes off at an airport, flies for about seven hours and then it lands back at the same airport.

I heard about that. Sold it in 10 minutes. People are just so excited. They miss flying so much. They're taking, there's one I think that we already talked about. It's over the fucking tickets are 2,500 bucks. They were doing one in, like, Taiwan or Singapore somewhere. The plane didn't even leave the ground. That's fucked. You go in, you go through security, you check your bags and get screened and x-rayed,

and you go sit on the plane, and they serve you a meal, but it doesn't even, it just sits at the... What are you talking about? They were selling it. Why the fuck would someone want to do that? Because they miss traveling so much. People are fucked. It was just the experience of going through the airport. Here's my bag.

Here's my bag. Oh, got to go through security and get security checked and screened. Oh, I'm on the plane. Where's my seat? There it is. Oh, my meal's coming. I'm going to watch a movie. Plane's still on the fucking ground.

That is weird. Maybe if you wanted to maybe pretend you wanted to do the, do the mile-high thing go in the bathroom get banged Maybe then it would be worse this one. You get it's not really considered the mile This wouldn't be no no this one's gonna this is gonna fly low so you get to see some shit Like it's flying is there is there a desert in Australia? There's all kinds of very barren... You think you get to see that? You get to see the Great Barbarian Reef and some other shit.

Great Barbarian Reef, I've heard of that too. Biggest one, isn't it, in the world? Conan the Barbarian. That's where he was born? Yeah, on that reef. Fuck, I didn't know that. Boys, have you seen... That is weird, though.

Have you seen fucking Mike Tyson training? Yeah, he's... To fight, what's his fucking name there? Roy Jones, is that his name? Roy Jones, man. Roy Jones is gonna get the piss beat out of him. I'm telling you, man, I wouldn't want to get hit by that fucking guy.

Still, he's 50-something. No, man, he looks like he's fucking ready to kill it. Watch the fucking video of him training. He's like a fucking Breck Shethouse coming at you with fucking thunder fists. I haven't watched any boxing in a while, but I'm definitely going to watch that fucking thing. I think Mike Tyson, I think he's going to be the, I think, mark my words, he's going to be the heavyweight champion of the world again. Yeah, I can see that happening.

But boy, Roy, man, like, he's going to, he's a good fighter. He is, but he's, yes, but he's not. And he's just going to get the pest beat out of him, which I don't want to see. He may not get hit. No, he's, Tyson's too fast. Oh, man, he's going to get hit. Roy is, I mean, how, Roy's only a year younger than Tyson, isn't he? Is he younger?

Yeah, I think he's up there. He's retired, though. I think Roy's 51 and Tyson's 52. Oh, he was awesome, though, but, man. Tyson's legs look like fucking trees. He's massive, man. He is a scary individual, but I think he's a really, really nice fella. He used to like pigeons.

He's very... He's on the weed, like, big time. I wonder what he's a really, really nice fella. He used to like pigeons. He's very... He's on the weed, like, big time. I wonder what he's doing about that. You sound like you have a bit of a thing for Mr. Tyson. Oh, me? Yeah. No, I just think he's... I just think he's a perfect specimen, that's all.

Attractive? Perfect specimen? Like, you mean as a boxer or just as an individual? I mean, if I was 52 and I had fucking, you know, I looked like him, I'd be pretty proud of myself. You could look like him. I could never look like Mike Tyson. Jesus, Murphy, he's fucking got arms bigger than yours.

Yeah, he's a big motherfucker. He'd beat the piss out of you, wouldn't he? He would take care of some business, I'd say, yeah. He's the champ. But remember you used to say I could beat Mike Tyson? I didn't fucking. I said Mr. T, not Mike Tyson. Big difference.

Oh, yeah. It was Mr. T. I don't even remember writing these notes. You still think you could beat Mr. T? Fuck yeah, man. Did you see Mr. T these days? I'd like to see that fight. How much can we get for setting that up?

Julian takes on. Celebrity I would do it. Celebrity boxing match. Mr. T would beat the piss out of you. Like fuck he would. He would and then he'd stick his chains in your mouth. I am not afraid of Mr. T. Mr. T. Okay. Mr.

T if you're watching this Julian wants to fight you. That'd be a lot of money. It'd have to be. If you took, just grabbed his chains and twisted them and just started strangling them, you might be all right. He wouldn't have them on in the ring, Ricky. Oh. There goes that eye.

Otherwise, you could just punch him in the chains. He'd fall over and wouldn't be able to get back up. That's a lot of fucking gold, man. It's a lot of weight. Mr. T would pound the fucking piss out of you. Come on. Mr. T! Mr. T, he's like fucking what, 60, 75, 70 now?

Oh, I bet he's a fool that thinks he can take the piss. Come on, man. You know what? I think I'm too high. Whoa! Fucking tell me about it, man. I cannot do this right now. Wow.

Great. Now he's getting to that. You guys are not. You know what? I put too much in. I'm going to admit it. Okay. Whenever I hear Ricky say I think I'm too high, if I have smoked the same substance at that moment, I go into a severe panic mode. I'm trying not to

but I may have to leave oh no man no you're fine boys you know what I thought it was fine I'm not no you're like I remember writing these notes. You know what? This one I felt. This is fucked. This 89-year-old woman with Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's? No.

Okay, Alzheimer's. Yeah. She nearly lost her home for 50 years because she owed six cents in back taxes. Apparently the fucking collector guy called her and she didn't remember him calling because she's got the L's of rhymers. And she didn't pay the six cents because she forgot. And they put her fucking house up for sale. It's in New Jersey. See, now, whoever the collector is, somebody needs to fucking go over and slap him in the chops.

Here's six pennies there, fuckface. Some poor old lady. Where'd this happen? New Jersey. Was it a computer glitch where they didn't realize it was six cents? It was six cents and she forgot to pay it and then it ended up with interest becoming like 200 bucks or something.

We should find out who the guy is and he should win arsehole of the year. Yep. Fucking daughter found out. She looks out and they're putting a for sale sign on her house foreclosure. Putting an old lady out of her home over six fucking cents. So her daughter checked into it

and that's what it was. She owed six fucking cents. Like the stupid cocksucker couldn't have said, you know what, here, I'll just take a nickel and a penny out of my pocket and I'll pay it for her. And now I'll go on to somebody who's an actual arsehole trying to rip us off, not an old lady. All right, I'm glad it's not me because it made me fucking angry when I read that. No, that really makes me mad because that poor old lady, she'd be fucked. No, her hoes. Well, if she wants to move to Sunnyvale, you might be able to.

Why the fuck would she want to move to Sunnyvale? She couldn't even afford to rent your shitty trailer for six cents. But I would not throw her out over fucking six cents. That's what I'm saying. If Randy tried to throw me out over six cents, fucking bad. Okay, so just okay. Let's get to the bottom of this fucking horrendous smell

that is creeping up from under the table right now. What? What are you talking about? Who shit themselves? Not me, man. I can tell it's him. No, I am high. That is why I'm laughing right now.

I think one of you might have actually shit in your pants. I did not, so it has to be that. If it wasn't you, it had to be fucking Mr. J. I can't even sit here. No, no, no. It's burning my face. I'm not smelling this. I don't need to smell a thing.

It's burning my nostrils like hot paint. Don't be sniffing over here. It's burning my nostrils like hot paint. Don't be sniffing over here. There's nothing. Don't smell it. Here, smell that. I wanna smell it. I wanna know how bad it is. No.

Is that it? No. Is this it? Easy with the chicken, man. Is that it? Okay, it seems to have dissipated. It was just one. It was you, man.

It was one wave. Don't be hitting me with this shit right now, man. I'm serious. I wish you were so high you'd shit yourself. I'm not. I'm not. He is that high. It just depends if it happens or not.

It's not going to happen. Is this the type of weed where you shit yourself on it when you do hook? This was hash. Imagine Julian saying, I can beat Mr. T all and shit myself. Beat him off. No. Come on. Beat him off. I'm serious, man. Beat off Mr. T. Oh, I shit myself. Beat him off. No, come on. Beat him off?

Fuck's sake, man. Beat off Mr. T. No, man. Julian, if Mr. T was coming at you and had you cornered and, you know, was coming at you, you think you could beat him off? No, no, no, no, no. Don't be nudging. I saw the nudge.

No, I wasn't. It was a fucking double nudge. No, I wasn't. Okay, I'm not that fucked up. Really? Yeah, I think for now, anyway. Is it coming in waves? It seems to be.

Maybe it was... There's weed going around that somebody dipped in acid. No. Fuck, I'd love to have some of that. going around that somebody dipped in acid. No. Fuck, I'd love to have some of that. Well, I'm just saying that's what fucking Dougie was saying.

Anyway, he might have been bullshitting me, too. I gotta figure out how to make liquid acid. No, you don't, Rick. You don't start fucking around with that. I'm bringing acid back. It's back. People are doing it everywhere. I'm not moving in. I am not. You know know what I decided right now

Oh, you know what? You guys can't move in anyway, cuz I need this I need to deliver him for what For a little garden Look Aaron, huh? Yep, I'm gonna teach a little moster, start to finish. How to grow weed. Just how to grow in general in case there's an acopelix. A what? What did he say?

He tried to say apocalypse, but I can't even repeat what he said. It's too fast. What did I say? A-caw-ca-lipse, I think. A-caw-ca-lipse. You're gonna teach them all in case there's a cockalypse. That's even better. A cockalypse. Holy fuck, man.

I'll show you some cockalypse. Cockalypter. Wow. Oh, fuck. Cock sucker on the bus in England. He wore a snake for a face mask. Shut the fuck up. How? A fucking python wrapped around his fucking face. That for a face mask. Shut the fuck up. How? He had a fucking python wrapped around his fucking face.

That's his face mask. See, you can't. That doesn't work. That doesn't work, man. That's just fucked. You'd have to breathe right through the snake. It was fucked. People thought it was fake, but it started moving.

I wish they had just fucking crushed his head head or something because that's pretty fucked. Oh yeah that fucking that. How do you pronounce this word? Ta-hi-ee? Where? Which word? Thai. That's short for Thailand. Oh yeah? Looks like Thai. No, it's Thai, Ricky. Thailand. Or Thigh-land, some people call it. Anyway, there was an MP over there and he got caught looking at porn on his phone while he was in Parliament. So?

Well, it was pretty dumb because he's holding his phone up looking at porn. The reporters are right behind him so they're taking pictures of him in the screen. What type of porn was it? Oh I didn't really ask but his excuse was he said he thought the girl was in trouble. And he wanted to make sure she was okay. Right. What a stupid fucking...what a dummy. She was getting fucking...

Said he was worried about her. Jesus. That's something else, man. You know, she was getting Eiffel Towered, so I was... Concerned. Concerned. Had to watch it. Okay.

And I also saw this. See, I was baked when I wrote these. Okay. And I also saw this. See, I was baked when I wrote these. 120,000 year old footprints found in Sude Arabiya. What was found there? 120,000 year old footprints of people and elephants. Right on. That's... How would they know that though?

Because they know how many layers down it is, you know? They can calculate how much sediment is on top. They can... Easy on the chicken, man. They can curb and date things around it, you know? Oh, there's this much carbon has gone out of the system from this deep, and it's very scientific anyway, Ricky. I'm not explaining it very well.

I did not realize... Man, you're fucking big. I just, I'm trying to keep busy over here because things are a little fucked up here, bubs. I just didn't know. You wanna duct tape your muscles together? No, man. Yeah. No, no, come on. Obviously there was-

What does that even fucking mean? Duct tape your two big arms together. No, man. There must have been people back then. There was, Ricky. There was definitely people 100,000 years ago. Wow. I wonder what they were like.

Old. How long has people been on, like, humans been on the fucking earth, Pops? I don't even know why I asked you that, because I don't give a fuck what I did. You said humans. Humans. Humans. Holy shit.

The human race. This has got to go, like, soon, man. Go where? Somewhere. Okay. Let's go to a party. Go to a party. There's no parties, Ricky. Let's go to a party. Go to a party. There's no parties, Ricky.

It's cold. Remember how those dummies with the gender reveal party started a fire that destroyed half of California and killed people? Yeah. Well, this was a funny one. So people are still dumb and still having these stupid parties, which I think is dumb. Yeah. This guy, he put a whole new meaning on the term blue balls. What'd he do?

He had these capsules that shoot out this fucking powder. Mm-hmm. And he fucking pointed it the wrong way, and he blasted himself right in the cock. Awesome. So that was the gender reveal? Yeah, his four-year-old daughter was there, and his wife, and all these fucking people.

He keeled over in major fucking pain. Blue balled. Shut the fuck up. He didn't fucking blow it right off his body. I think it's great because I think those parties are dumb. Fuck. Don't understand them. If you were going to have a gender reveal party, Ricky, how would you do it?

Number one, I would not have a gender reveal party. I think it's fucking dumb. Okay. But, if, if, you know, Trinity said, Dad, please, do a gender reveal party for me and Jacob. And you were like, okay, I'll do it. What would you do? Is it a boy or a girl? I don't know, Ricky.

Strip club. Does it matter? Strip club. Whether it's pink or blue, right? Okay, let's say it's a girl and you gotta reveal pink. What would you do? I would have a huge cream with two cars hoisted up. One blue and one pink. Like fucking 400 feet, 500 feet in the air.

And then at the right moment, I'd say, Reggie, release the right one! And one of the cars would fucking come crashing down and just explode shit all over everyone. And they'd be like, ah, right on, Ricky, you're having a girl, buddy! That's just one idea. I don't know. What would you guys do? Fuck.

What is it, a diehard movie? Holy fuck, man. I would go to a strip club and do it. There, perfect, done. You'd have one of the strippers spray some color out of her car? Possibly, that's one option. It'd be better than a fucking car falling off a fucking building or whatever. You can't have a stripper spray color.

Or whatever. I don't know. Like two cannons or something. I don't fucking know. You're at a place where you can have a drink. Shooting colored ping pong balls. And look at some beautiful ladies. I wonder if you could dye a breast milk pink or blue.

Frankie. Totally. Yeah. You could. I think we should maybe. you guys are getting higher. Yeah. We need to stop. Okay, you know what?

Let's go get you some peppercorns. I've got nice organic peppercorns in my shed. We'll go and we'll put those. Here's what you do. Three in your mouth, two in your piss hole. No, man. Yeah, let's go do it. No, no, no, no, no. Peppercorns in the piss hole. Pepperc two in your piss hole. No, man. Yeah, let's go do it. No, no, no, no, no.

Papricorns in the piss hole. Papricorns in the piss hole. Papricorns in the piss hole. Gonna get you in all night. I'm going to the Irving pig stop.