Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 182 - Daddy Long Legs

Episode Date: February 11, 2019

The Boys are a lil' facked out of the gate after the Super Bowl party! They wind er' up with Who Got Bornt and some trailer park-style Jeopardy. Alex, for $1000 what has 10 legs and no penis?! Also: Bubbles gets a massage! Episode 182 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

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And a new beer is born. Try my new Ricky's Catch-23 malt liquor. It's stronger than you are. What the fuck was that? I don't know. I didn't fucking do it. What's that fucking... What's the noise there? Yeah, I hear something. Yeah, hear that? What is that? Do you have sexual underwear on?

No, Ricky. It looks like some kind of an ass device. It's not an ass device. It's a back rubber. A back squeezer, like a back massager. Oh, yeah, what the fuck is that? Oh, and it heats up, too. I could just go right to sleep, boys. This thing's giving me a massage. It's a machine that gives you a massage.

It's kind of weird, man. No, look at this thing, Ricky. You'll love this. Look. Look. Holy fuck. Those are balls that are, like, red hot, and it... Two sets of red hot balls coming at you in your rear end, huh?

It gives you... That's what's going on, isn't it? Yeah, put it down on the junk. I don't want to... Oh, Jesus, Murphy. Oh, it's going on, isn't it? Yeah, put it down on the junk. I don't want to know. Jesus, Murphy. It's going the other way now. No, you don't use it for that. Don't put it on your unit, man.

I got a sore back. Fuck my back right up. All right, get her going. That's nice stuff. This way. Look official, buddy. There we are. Boys, I'm getting a massage, a shiatsu.

Shiatsu massage. That's the type of dog. All right, what's up, fuckers? It's official Trailer Park Boys podcast coming at you. This is number 182, gentlemen. Oh, yeah? Good luck. Good luck.

Good luck. Good luck. Good luck. February 08. Oh, boy. 2000 and... 19. 19. I'm still fucked up from the Super Bowl party. I am too, man.

What was it, 70? I don't know why you guys get... You don't watch football all year, and then all of a sudden when it's the Super Bowl, holy fuck. That's when the wheels come off, man. I got extra fucked because the game extra sucked. Mm-hmm.

Tell us how you really feel about it, Ricky. I hated all of it. You're kind of on the fence. I liked some of the commercials. I hated the fucking game. I hated the halftime show. I wasn't... I didn't like any of it.

Who was in the... I didn't watch any of it. I'm not into football. I used to be when I was a little fella, but not so much anymore. There was Maroon 5, wasn't it? Oh, Adam Levine. Yeah, and then there was that Travis Scott dude. Yes, I know who that is. Adam Levine.

Was he with the Maroon 5? Or was he just running around with no shirt on? He had no shirt on at the end. Did he really take Maroon 5? Or was he just running around with no shirt on? He had no shirt on at the end. Did he really take his shirt off? Did he? You definitely recorded it. You probably watched it a thousand times. I didn't fucking record Super Bowl.

I don't give two fucks. There was someone else, too. Big Man or something. I don't know. Big Man? A guy from OutKast. Not Andre 3000. Big Boy? Big Boy. Oh, decent. I don't know. Big boy. A guy from Outcast. Not Andre 3000 because he... Big boy.

Big boy? Big boy. Oh, decent. I think. Shake it like a polar boy picture. He had a fur coat on made from the pelts of... He had a fur coat on

made from the pelts of 100 foxes. He better not have. No, I don't know. I just made that up. He wouldn't. I don't think he's into fur. I bet you it was probably faux fur.

Faux fur, yeah. Faux news. Faux. Faux furry. Faux furry, what's that? That's when you light one on fire and throw it in the middle of your fucking living room. Just to get some incense going. Faux furry.

Just get the smell of that burning. The burning hair. Burry. Holy fuck, what did we smoke, boys? I don't know, man, I'm still. What was that, Ricky? I'm fucked. It was just some keef.

Keef, what is keef now? I don't even know what that is. It's like powdered THC. Oh, lovely. Keef. Nice. This was pretty strong stuff. What is it? Yeah.

Keef. 95%, 98? I'd say it's in the high 30s. You know what that's named after, don't you? The guy on the Rolling Stones. That's right, Keef Richards. Let's go over to Keef's house. Hello, Keef.

How are you, mate? Does he smoke the Keef? Keef's house. Hello, Keef. How are you, mate? Does he smoke the Keef? Keef? Yeah. Keef? Keef. Richards. Keith Richards snorted his fucking father's ashes,

so what do you think? You think he'd shy away from the Keef? I don't think the Keef is strong enough for that guy. Oh, maybe not. He probably has it as an appetizer. He should try snorting some of that. Probably burn your nose a bit. Keef? Keef with snorting Keef.

Well, we got lots to talk about today. Do we? Do we? I don't know. Do we? I don't know, man. I got some shit to get you guys learned. I've been liking getting learned. Boys, I'm just enjoying my back massage. Holy fuck. You got burnt on the February 08. Jules Verne.

Right on. Jules Verne did, did he? Didn't he write the 100 Leaves Under the Sea? Or was that something else? What was it, Ricky? No. 100 Leaves Under the Sea. Or in the sea.

100 Leaves in the Sea. 100 Leaves in the Sea? 100 Leaves. That was when he was raking the yard in the sea. 100 leaves in the sea? 100 leaves. That was when he was raking the yard and the wind caught him. No, actually, he did Around the World in 80 Days. Who did? This fucking dude, Jules Verne. Jules Verne, yeah, but he did 100 Leaves in the Sea.

That was 1828. How long does it take you to get Around the World now? It's not 80 fucking days. Depends on how you're traveling. He was in a balloon, wasn't he? Yeah, I think so. He wasn't in a balloon. On a balloon?

He was in a helium balloon thing. He wasn't inside. Balloon basket. He was in a basket dangling from a balloon. Would you guys do that? What? Would you guys do that? Get in a basket and fucking...

I don't think I would because I've seen and heard about some accidents. Yeah, Ricky, but it's very safe if you're with a professional blooming person. Is it, though? It's safer. It's not as safe as a fucking airplane. How do they fucking turn those things? You just let the wind take it? They know how to guide through the thermals and, you know, this and that

and pulling hooks and wires and gassing around. You don't know. You don't have a fucking clue. If it's going down too fast, you give her some fucking light torch. You know what you're thinking about? Monty Python. They had that big fucking blimp. They were doing shit like that.

They got propellers on those. You know how a fucking balloon works, right? It's hot air balloon. Yes, I do know how it works, yeah. You know hot air rises, right? So you put hot air in a balloon and guess what happens? I'm not talking about that, Bubbles. I'm talking about how do you fucking, I want to take a right and go over there.

How do you go side to side? But the wind's going that way. Everybody leans. You pull the wire this way. You got to lean. You lean. You don't have a fucking clue. Look, you're in a basket,

and the balloon is shaped like this. So if everybody leans, and you pull the cord on this side, Pull the cord. It makes you lean. It's like a parachute. You're so fucking... Oh, man.

No, I've never ever fucking... Hot air balloons are just like parachutes. You can steer them with cords. I don't know whether to believe you or... You type it in. How do you steer a hot air balloon? You lean, and you use bags of sand. Fuck, I hate Googling shit.

You throw bags of sand at one side and it pulls you that way. Cocksucker that devised the periodic table got born today. I can't pronounce his name. Dimitri, man. Where is he, Ricky? What was his name now? Dimitri Mendeleev. Yeah.

Russian chemist. Billy Bishop. Billy Bishop. Billy Bishop. Yes, sir. He invented the airport. He didn't invent the airport. He's got one in Ontario. It was named after him.

Billy Bishop, yes. Lana Turner. We're not going to talk about Billy Bishop? What about him? He was a fucking ace. I knew you were full of shit, bubs.

He was an ace fighter pilot. You know what? What? Mr. Fucking Smart Guy, full of shit, bubs. You know what? Mr. fucking smart guy, during the flight, the pilot's only ability to steer the balloon is the ability to climb or descend into winds going different fucking directions. That's what I said.

There's no cords and shit. That's what I said. No, you're like, grab a cord. Everybody lean. We're going to take a quick right. Not happening. No, that's what you do to instill confidence in the customers. You tell them when they're leaning and you pull the cord that you can steer. You don't obviously tell the customers the real deal,

that you're just up in a fucking balloon with no way to control it. I'm not even a fucking customer. I'm just somebody that wanted to know how you got me to steer. I thought you might want to go for a ride one. I didn't want to scare you. You can't steer a fucking customer. I'm just somebody that wanted to know how you got the steer. I thought you might want to go for a ride one, and I didn't want to scare you. You can't steer a fucking Audi. Where the fuck am I going to fucking find a balloon and, hey, dude, take me up in that?

Oh, you never know. There might be a group of firefighters going up in one. Is that right? Yeah. See? You're so fucking wrong, man. Lana Turner, did you guys think she was okay? Lana Turner was...

Just admit you were wrong, man, and I'll move on. No, I'm not admitting anything I'm wrong. I'm on the lecker. Fucking ropes. I'm on the lecker today. All right, well, I'm on the... Lana Turner, yes. Yep.

The Postman always rings twice. Why is it called that? Because it was a dirty movie, and he was the second one, the second ding-dong on the buzzer meant, let's do it. Really? That's cool.

I'm going to try that. Is that you serious? Or is this more shit? Didn't you ever see the movie, Jack Nicholson and Lana Turner? Jack Lemmon? No. Maybe. A long time ago.

James Dean. Weren't we just talking about him? What were we talking about? It wasn't a good conversation. We were talking about him doing stuff with Marlon Brando. No, wasn't it? James Dean. Oh, no.

Rock Hudson, I think we were talking about. And maybe Marlon Brando was in there. I think it was Marlon Brando. Maybe he had a three-way. He banged everything. Everyone. Well, what's his name? Quincy Jones put out a book and said Marilyn Brando would bang a mailbox.

He'd bang anything. He was just like a super banger. Yeah. And he was banged up. Fucking Vince Neil got born today. John Williams, Rick. You skipped over John Williams. Who's he?

John Williams wrote probably every film story you've ever heard. You skipped over John Williams. Who's he? John Williams wrote probably every John's tour you've ever heard. Yeah, he's pretty smart. John's man. He's pretty smart with the keyboard. Remember that song? Star Wars. Remember that song? Was that it?

He wrote that. Indiana Jones. Yes. Harry fucking Potter. Harry fucking Potter. E.T. Yeah, I mean, those are some big, big credits to have. All right, well, Vince Neil got points today, too, so that's cool.

Vince Neil never wrote shit compared to John Williams. I bet he could sing better than John, though. Vince Neil? He can sing way better than John Williams. What? Who was in it? He was in... Motley Crue, man.

Oh, yeah, I'm thinking of Poison. Vince Neil. Who didn't like Motley Crue? Did in... Motley Crue, man. Oh, yeah. I'm thinking of Poison. Vince Neil. Who didn't like Motley Crue? Did you like Motley Crue? I was never a Motley Crue guy. Bullshit. I wasn't. I liked them because I knew what it was like.

What was like? I just knew what life was like. When I listen to music, I'm like, yeah, these guys fucking get it. Like smoking in the boys room and shit they know what life's like I never thought that what other songs

do they have Ricky that made you feel that way what was that song that really I used to like it a lot with the piano in it home sweet home man cause it's like sweet home, man.

Home sweet home, man. And they're smoking in the... Because it's like your home. It's a girl's room but a boy's room. I am home.

That's how those songs made you feel? I connected with them. Good banging tunes back in the day. But why couldn't you ever connect with Rush? They wrote better lyrics

than Bobby. I didn't understand any of the fucking lyrics. They're always talking about weird shit. Well. Yeah, there's some weird lyrics. Explain one Rush song to me.

Well, Ricky, that's a whole episode. I got time. Limelight. Living in the limelight, the universal dream for those who wish to be. It's about living in the limelight, Ricky. Close to the heart. Can you figure that one out? I just want to hear it from you, man.

And the man who hold high places. Is that Santa Jesus God? I don't know. It's open for interpretation. It could be. I like the band a lot, but I just don't really understand a lot of the stuff. It's like I may as well be listening to Italian. By Tour of the Snow Dog, remember him? No.

Seth Green, Kirk Muller, Kimbo Slice. Junior used to get a hard-on for him. Kevin Ferguson, man. Rest in peace. Oh, that's who you got to hurt. Rest in peace, my friend. No, I didn't get a hard-on for Kimbo Slice. He was a fucking great fighter, though, man. Was he, though?

He wasn't that great in the octagon, but out in the streets, you don't want to fuck with him. No, in the backyard. Street fight is a little bit different, Bob, than in the octagon. Yeah, he go in the streets? On the streets? You don't want to fuck with them? No, in the backyard. Street fight is a little bit different, Bob's in the octagon. Yeah, he dominated in the octagon. You can fight somebody's fucking nose off in the street if you want. Anything you guys want to learn about today? I'll get you learned.

I'll get everybody learned out there. Oh, teach me about what nerves in my back are getting. I don't have anything on nerves. Let me see what I got. Do you want animals or anything else? Anything, man. Just pick one. Pick one, Ricky. Your favorite. This is one what I got. Do you want animals or anything else? Anything, man. Just pick one. Pick one, Ricky.

Your favorite. This is one that I can't figure out. Like, do bones evaporate? Or do they... What happens to them? They break down, man. You start with 300, and when you're an adult, you only have 206. No, because they fuse together.

That would... Oh. They don't evaporate. How do you even fit 300 bones in a baby? They're little baby bones, Ricky. But bones didn't grow, do they? Bones grow. Bones grow? What do you think? Do you think the bones you have in your leg as a baby are the same size as the ones you have now?

I guess that wouldn't make much sense, would it? There in your leg as a baby are the same size as the ones you have now? I guess that wouldn't make much sense, would it? There's 300 bones in a baby, but a lot of them aren't fused together yet. That's why they can fit through the hole. They squeeze out like a, you know, like a squeeze cheese, and then they inflate, and their bones fuse together. They're more bendy when they're babies. Squishy. But then they start crumbling apart as you get older.

As you get older, they start the bones, you know, say you got four bones here. Once you're out through the hole, you don't need to squeeze up anymore. Those bones solidify. Now you got one bone instead of four. Okay. So your arms, you could take a baby's arm and just fucking

No. You don't want to do that. No, it's very scientific. The bones know which ones need to flex. Don't go bending baby's arms, Ricky. Run in your experiments.

I found out a lot of weird shit about animals because I was trying to get Moe learned. Dolphins, they have names for each other. That's cool. Call each other by names.

Yeah. I'm not sure how they figured that out. Yeah, Sparrow, that's a, yeah. I know a dolphin named. You know what a horse is? I do know what a horse is. I'm sure you know what a horse is, but they only sleep in 15-minute bursts

for like three or four hours a day. That's awesome. I'd love to be a horse. Fuck, I'm tired, I'll go to sleep in 15 minutes. Boom, wide awake, let's go. Prance around. You wouldn't be a horse, you'd be more like a cow. Also, a horse has the largest eyes of any mammal.

Does it? Yeah, fuck a horse would be weird. mammal. Does it? Yeah. I'd see a fuck a horse would be weird. Just picture being one. You're his head and you're looking.

You got eyes over here and over here, right? Yeah. So you could see everything except for a little blind spot

here with your fucking dumb nose and a little blind spot back here. Rather than that you got like 360. You're like a

360 VR camera. Fuck. But than that, you got like 360. You're like a 360 VR camera. Fuck. Yeah, it's weird, though. I can't imagine looking like that. Imagine a little blind spot right there. It's like, fuck would piss you off. You'd want to see it so bad, and you can't. I'm going to fuck Ricky.

I'm thinking about that way too much, man. Keep going, Ricky. I love it. I bet you you could get some mirrors set up right here so you could have the vision of a horse. Bubz, work on that. I'm on the liquor. This fucking back rubbing thing, it's massaging me right to sleep, boys.

You know what a snail is? I do know what a snail is, Ricky. 14,000 teeth. Bull teeth bullshit that's what it says teeth yeah maybe a snail yeah and some of them are yeah they can kill you i guess snails that can kill you are they poisonous right they're not gonna they're not gonna bite your head off that's a lot of teeth i don't know how you'd ever brush all of them. It'd be tough. Daddy long legs. Daddy long legs have penises, so technically they're not a spider. What are they?

Something with nine legs, I guess. They don't count the cock as a fucking leg, Ricky. Well, why would it say that? What's it say? Daddy long legs have penises, which technically makes them not a spider. Spiders don't have penises? I guess not. Or they consider the penis a ninth leg.

I don't know. I don't think that's what they mean. Oh, my back rubber shot off. Better than a horn's? Bullfrogs do not sleep at all. Bullshit. So if you ever want to come back as a frog, pick the bullfrog. Why in the fuck would I want to do that? I want to sleep. I love sleeping.

How long do they live till? I didn't fucking hear. I don't know. Bullfrogs can live up to a hundred years. Bullfucking shit. I knew a bullfrog who was a hundred years old. Bullshit, man. He was famous

at the pond. There's a song about him. No. Isn't there? Jeremiah's bullfrog. Yeah. Yeah, that's his name. No, that's...

I'm talking about a real bullfrog that I knew. I used to go see him throw him crackers. I total... This is bullshit. I used to throw him him throw him crackers I total this is bullshit I used to throw him crackers

goldfish I used to throw him goldfish crackers remember how you always wanted to dig a hole to China no that was you Ricky oh it was me they say it's theoretically possible

but you'd have to stare at an Argentinian I have no idea how it all works but I think we should try it all works, but I think we should try it. Imagine if you could open up that tunnel.

Through the earth? Ricky? Nine fucking years. That's how long bullfrogs live for. Nine years without sleep. That's fucking amazing. In captivity,

that might, you know, last 16 years. No, it's not true. Because the frog I knew, he was older than that. Well, you know what? You're going to have to make a lot of fucking edits here on Wikipedia, but if you're calling that bullshit, have fun, dude.

Where's the fucking... How are you doing over there? I got to get this turned back on. Fuck, I feel like I know so much shit now. It's awesome. I don't remember any of it. That's all useless shit, man. It's not going to help you out in life.

What else do you got, Ricky? Holy fuck, my back's almost red hot. George Clooney did the voice of Sparky on South Park. Did you know that? Who? Sparky. Sparky, the gay dog. Who did his voice?

Clooney. George Clooney. George Clooney. I had no idea. And you know Alex Lifeson did a voice on there. Did you know that? Was what? On South Park.

Did he? Alex Lifeson's on South Park. Big Gay Al. Big Gay Al. The chef? No, that's not. That's the chef. That's the chef.

Big Gay Al was a character that was on a couple episodes. Was he banging the chef though? No, that's not. That's the chef. That's the chef. Big Gay Al was a character that was on a couple episodes. Was he banging the chef, though? No, he's Big Gay Al. That was Alex Lifeson from Rush. We got to get Alex Lifeson on this show. Bet you he'd come on. He might. We'll get him on.

If you want him, I'll get him. No, Ricky, don't go stealing men again. That's all we need. We never had him on yet, did we? No, man, he's not going to fucking come on this podcast. Alex Lyson? No, he won't. Well, I think he probably would, seeing how I was his guitar tech.

Well, maybe if he's doing something here in Halifax, if he's got other business, maybe. Seeing how I was his guitar tech, and he said it was the best he's ever had, tacking for him. Walt, what do you guys want to do? I can't learn anymore. My brain's gonna fucking blow up.

Walt? I don't know, man. You all right? Yeah, I am. That's good. Well, I don't know. What do you guys, what do you fellas want to do? You want to have a wrestling match, Julian? Tackle fight? Let You wanna have a wrestling match, June, a teckle fight?

Let's not have a wrestling match. Have a teckle fight? No, man. Teckles, teckles. No. Teckles, wickles. You're not ticklish? No.

No, I'm not, Bob. He's too cool. I'm just looking at this fucking, okay, here we go, this chick. I'm too cool to be ticklish. This Malaysian chick, eh? She goes to the fucking restaurant. There's something called... Uh, Baloo?

Baloo? Baloo. Do you know what Baloo is? I know what Baloo is. What is it then? That's a little... one of those... Really? It's a jerk? Isn't it?

No, it's not, man. No. No? It's a controversial Asian snack that consists of a cooked, partially developed duck embryo. Oh, yes. I've seen them eat them. They crack the egg and it's got fur. It's disgusting. And they fucking just eat it right out of the shell.

This chick took the egg. Why in the fuck would you do that? It's fertilized, but she took it and didn't get her to cook it up. Took the thing home, put it under a fucking light. Now she's got a duck. That is fucked up. If you watch, there's documentaries and there's different series where they send cameras over on the streets in China.

You see people eating them all the time. They just crack the fucking egg. They open up the shell and he comes out and he's got a beak and hair and the whole thing and they just pop him in. Is he alive? No, he's dead. Or he's like, I don't know, he's being built I suppose. So you had to have a hard time

going over there because I would not be able to eat anything. Yeah, I don't think I could eat you. I definitely couldn't eat that. I have a problem eating chicken eggs. What about cats? What do cats taste like? Don't even start. Well, I just want to know, man. People do eat cats. People don't? Well, they do,

but they better not do it around me. What does cat taste like? Don't be Googling that. What the fuck? What does cat taste... He's doing that to keep me going. I'd say it tastes like rabbit. It's not going to work.

Not going to get me fired up. Not like chicken at all. Everybody says, yeah, it tastes like chicken. Nope. Who says that? Cats taste like chicken. Just act deep, Derek. It's kind of like dog.

What the fuck does a dog taste like? Cats taste like dog. So what does a dog taste like? It's similar of like dog. What the fuck does a dog taste like? Cats taste like dogs, so what does a dog taste like? It's similar to fucking pork, with little weird transparent, like, fish-type bones and shit in it. And there's a tinge of, like, a sour aftertaste. Jesus Christ. Not into it, man.

Well, that's good. Let's maybe not try that. That's good that you're not into cats. No, not into cats. But if I was starving to death, I would eat the shit out of a cat. Eat the shit out of one. You know, you can't fucking jump on that.

I would eat a fucking cat. Just hold him up like this and just... You gotta watch everything you say around you, man, because you just always go there, don't you? Not me. It has to do with cocks or ass or shit. You're the one that said I'd eat the shit out of it. You know what I meant, man.

I wonder if we should test out my brain, see if it's gotten any better. Yes, we absolutely should. How would you like to do it, Ricky? I don't know. Here, do you want me to ask you some skill tests? No, no, no. No, let's try a game or something, maybe.

Okay. A game? I don't feel like playing a game. Oh, do you want to play Jeopardy? No. Oh, why not? Because he whooped you? There's been some cheating going on.

Cheating? I don't need to cheat anymore. Well, yeah. I'm talking about this guy here. Four or five days. Who, me? For some reason you like to see him fucking win. I don't know.

I get excited because I like to see Ricky excel at things. What happened? My whole screen went black. What the fuck happened? What happened, man? Oh, boys, I don't know. I lost my whole... everything.

Fucked her, bud. Fucked her, bud. Oh, there we go. Bubbs, did you know this? Just a sec. Little fact for you. Humans have about 12 times as many taste buds as a cat. Do you know that?

That's fucked. I didn't know that. Nor do I give a fuck. I don't care. Kitties like the... They like the snacks I give a fuck. I don't care. Kitties like the snacks I make them. That's all I care about. Crunchy mackerel treats. Okay, boys, here's the categories.

U.S. cities. It's a fact. Literary title pairs. Going to the dogs, winter, or hip-hop or rap. This game was originally played on this date in 2002.

2002. 17 years ago today. It's a fact, because that's what I know a lot about now. It's a fact for 200. Here we go, Ricky. Oh, we need buzzers. We'll make a noise. Okay. It's a fact for 200. Here we go, Ricky. Oh, we need buzzers. We'll make a noise. Okay.

Fuck sinks. Massachusetts Hall is the oldest surviving building at this oldest U.S. university. Boop. Ricky, he's buzzed in. Who is Harvard? Oh, fuck. Are you fucking kidding me?

I was going to say it. You got it. We need the buzzers, man. Harvard University. Ricky's winning. There we go. That one doesn't count. That one does not count.

That one doesn't work very well. All right, start. Start off. Start this over again. No, Ricky's leading 200 to nothing. 200? That was for 200. This one's for 400.

Okay. In the two-word preferred term, oh, it's the two-word preferred term for an airline stored us or stored? Who is what as a flight attendant? Oh, my. Bull fucking shit.

Are you fucking kidding me? Bubz. Rick. What are you guys doing over there? Look. There's been no cheating. You can watch the playback

on those ones. There's been no cheating whatsoever. I read facts now. I'm a fact guy. Next. He's a fact guy. He's up for like 800. 1,200. This is for now. I'm a fact guy. Next. He's a fact guy. This is for like 800. 1200.

This is for 600. Oh, shit. About half of all Korean words come from this other language, Chinese. What? What, man? This is what it says.

About half of all Korean words come from this other... It must mean other Chinese language. Oh, man. Ricky. What is Mandarin? Where the fuck does that come from? If that's right, if that is right, this is fucking totally fixed.

He's got it. No, he doesn't. You don't... What do you mean, Mandarin? You'd be lucky to fucking know that He's got it. No, he doesn't. You don't, you don't, what do you mean Mandarin? You'd be lucky to fucking know that that's an orange.

I must have read it somewhere. That load of fucking language. Ricky's smoking great. They make fucking good oranges, too. You guys have been hanging out, eh, without me, fucking.

For 800, Ricky's at 6,000. He's got 1,200 points. This is just not even fun. The naval frigate USS Constitution earned this nickname when cannonballs couldn't penetrate it in 1812. Who is Ironsides? Who is what? He got it.

This is bullshit. This is totally fucking fixed, man. I'll just sit here and watch you guys. You know what? I'm glad you... Old Ironsides. I didn't even know that. He's full of shit, man.

I'm telling you. Ricky, clean sweep for a thousand. It's just that category. I don't know what it was about it. Facts. You pick a category then. It's just that category. I don't know what it was about it, but man. You pick a category then. Yeah, you pick. Well, let's just keep going.

You got it. Clearly everything fucking memorized. Look, if anybody gets this one, I'll eat my own underwear. Go for it. You'll eat your own shit. How about that? Let's do it. Mount Kosciuszko.

Not a clue. Mount Kosciuszko, this continent's highest highest point is located in the snowy mountains. This continent? Mount Kashusko. This continent's highest, so it's the... Mount Kashusko is located in what snowy... Who is Asia? Who is Asia?

No. He's got it! Oh, no, sorry. Somebody said what is Asia, and the correct answer was Australia. I was going to say that. See, you can't just fuck. I had a chance to steal it. What is Australia?

Mark that down. How much was that for, 800? That was for 1,000. Okay, now we're tied. No, it's 1,200800? That was for $1,000. Okay, now we're tied. No, it's $1,200 to $1,000 for Ricky. Okay, get one for $400. Okay, what category? You didn't even answer that.

You don't get that. I said Australia. But I had already said the answer. You fucked up. All right, pick another category, I guess. Let's go with fucking rap or whatever the fuck it was. Hip-hop or rap? Let's do that. All right, pick another category, I guess. Let's go with fucking rap or whatever the fuck it was. Hip-hop or rap.

Let's do that. What year is this? 17 years ago? All right, 2002. Bring it. For a cheer, double it and stick it in front of hooray. That's easy. What is hip-hip?

No, Ricky, just steal. Hip-hop? What is hip-hop? What the fuck? Are you kidding me? Are you just sticking it in a chair? Hip-hip-hooray. That's what it is, isn't it? Hip hop hooray.

Well, the answer just says hip. I got it. How much is that? We both got it. We're done. That's 200. So you now have 200 points. You've got 200 points. Ricky has 1,200 points. And the game just ended.

No, go for 1,000. Okay, you want to go for hip hop for 1,000? Oh, man, this is too hard for me. Okay, boys, either one of yous could get this. All right. In skateboarding... Oh, fuck. It's the place where two ramps connect at an angle.

Ricky is in. The category... What is a half pipe? Half pipe? I don't know. Are you gonna say one? Yeah, what is this, the full pipe? Oh, fuck. No, listen, you stupid cocksucker. Yeah, what is this? The full pipe?

Oh, fuck. No, listen, you stupid cocksucker. Well, I don't fucking skateboard. What have I ever been on a goddamn... The category is hip, hop, or rap. Oh. Okay. So it's one of those words. Okay.

Did not know that. It's the hip. The hip joint. Okay. All right, new category. Okay. All right, new category. Okay. Going to the dogs. How about that?

That's the category? Category. Okay. Fuck, here we go. Fucking dogs. In the films Air Bud. Yeah, I've watched that one. He played basketball and was the golden receiver in this sport.

What is football? Julian's in first. Fucking fuck. Fuck you, Ricky. I win. No, that was for 200. You're still losing by a lot. You're not going to count the Australia one.

No. See, this is so fucking. You've now got 400. Go for 1,000. One for 1,000. so fucking... You've now got 400. Go for a thousand. One for a thousand. Going to the dogs for a thousand. Fuck off. This is not easy.

I like the facts, Doc. Yeah, because you didn't know the fucking answers. Laker was the first dog to travel here. Julian's in. Where's space? That's what I was gonna say. Outer space. I win.

Done. Well, who said the game's over? I did. I'm done. I'm done everything. For today? Alright, we're done. I win. No, I won.

Who won? I answered. And I should be like even a thousand over. No, you know what? We're going to do one question, winner takes all. All right, here we go. One question, winner takes all, and I'm going to choose it. Don't be looking for one you think he's going to get.

I'm going to choose it. Right now, I'm choosing it. Yeah. You've got five seconds. If not, I win. The category is... Horse cock. U.S. cities.

Oh, fuck. Oh, for fuck's sakes. No? No, man. I don't know, man. Or we could do winter. Winter. Winter?

We live here, and there's winter going on right now. Easy. 4,000. Winter takes all? Fuck. The physical process your breath undergoes so that you can see it on cold days. For fuck's sakes, Bob. The physical process? Yeah, that's easy.

Think about it, boys. What's happening to your breath? What is condensation? Ricky's in first. What is cond... Condensing or condensation? I said condensation. Condensation! That's what I fucking said!

You didn't ring the buzzer! I did, the thing just, look it! Look! No, you didn't. You just said it. Look, look, it works every twice. Bull fucking shit, man. I'm gonna fucking smash this, bubs. Rick, you won. No, he did not, man. Yes! He won fair.

I said what is condensation? Yes, but you did not ring your buzzer. I did, man. Back up the fucking tapes. What's happening to your breath, Kaleem? What is condensation? Back up the tapes. I hit it.

You did not. You didn't even tap the head. I went like this. It didn't work. You did pretty good today, Julian. I fucking destroyed you today. You did do well the first part of the game, but you're not a finisher at this game, pal.

Ricky won. Imagine that. Twice in a row, you dominated. Yes! All right, let's get drunk. Julian's whole day is ruined. Yeah. I'm telling you one thing. You guys were cheating the first part of this fucking game. He's crying if he took his glasses off.

I'm not fucking crying. Sounds like it. Pops. Hey, boys, I'm going to lay down. I need to go have a nap. I need to go smoke another joint. I'll smoke another joint with you, then go have a nap. Done.