Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 19 - I Only Got Eyes For You

Episode Date: September 30, 2024

It's an exciting day as Bubbles and the Shitrockers' new single drops - get the FIRST LOOK at his new video at SwearNet.com! The Boys also report on international kitty news, discover a way to get un-arrested, and flex a muscular business idea. Plus: I would do anything for weed... Introducing the Sh!trockers' new support act, RICK LOAF!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to Swearnet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys Swearnet app. I'm telling you, it was his bird got slammed in the kitchen drawer. That's how it got broken. He didn't fall playing, he said- How broken would it be, man? If you slammed your cock and it fucking, it cut it off. Almost.

Okay, well that's- And he said, you know, whatever he said. He fell playing soccer and a clean gun. That's where the confusion was, because I was thinking, there's no goddamn way that thing's just gonna break. He was making nachos naked in his kitchen. He was naked making nachos, opened the drawer to get a knife or whatever

and slammed the drawer as Weiner was hanging down in there. Slammed off. So what does it look, is it fixed now or does it have like a big indent in it? I haven't seen it, but he told me it basically was off. It was hanging by one piece. Yep. Wow.

Is he having a hard time pissing now or is he okay? What are you reading, Ricky? Studying. For what? You don't study, man. What are you talking about? I'm studying just to get more logical. More logical?

Yeah. 125 best brain teasers. Of all time. All right, give us some. Oh, read one, Ricky. Do you have a favorite? I got this one pretty quick. Okay.

What could the following sequence of letters possibly mean? MTWTFSS. MTWTFSS. T-F-S-S. Mother trucker. MT, what is it? MT? MTWTFSS. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Oh, Bubz is on the ball. See that? Yeah, see I didn't. I've been eating avocados. I was breaking it up. That's the problem.

I've been eating avocados. It puts fat in your brain. Yeah, it's good for you, man. Brain food. That's how I got that so quick, I bet. Avocados. Man, I don't know about that, Bubs. Give me another one if you want to roll. Yeah, man, I want to get one. Which one of the following... Which one of the words in this set

does not belong conceptually to the others? Sand, iron, gasoline, copper, or steel. Gasoline. I would say too, but I don't know. We're gonna find out. Aw, it is. The other ones are fuckin' elements and gasoline's a refined product.

Is sand an element? Yeah. Gasoline is the odd one out because it is a liquid. The others are solids. Oh, that's a fucking Okay. Well, I my brain went to the next level and said the other ones are all Naturally occurring now. I guess steels not is it? No. No, that's not natural You know the steel plant can't can't get steel trees. All right, so it's uh

Almost the end of September, is it? Like, it's the 27th. Holy fuck. Yeah. Summer's gone. Fall's here. Fuck. Then we had that almost two weeks of extra summer

in September that used to have a name for that. I can't. Is nobody going to fucking bring up what today is? The 27th? You guys forgot, didn't you? It's a year after your... or a month after your birthday? No. What? What is it?

My new music video's coming out! On the 27th? Fuck man! Then are we partying or are we just gonna be... Today! It's coming out today! Yes! Oh well fuck, Bubs. I can't remember shit like that. What's the video? Did you already shoot it?

It's from the movie, bits from the movie. The night you got fuckin' wasted at the thing. The Legion? At the Legion. What's the first video, man? Only Got Eyes for You. Give us a little bit of it. Fuck.

We were out barkin', just takin' in the day. And I got cock in that lady's boo bouquet. A bouquet of boobs. Boo-kay-a-boob-ay-a-boobs. Boob-ay-a-boobs? Yeah. Nice. I like this. Wow, man, we're speaking pretty high.

I mean, if it's ready, I'll have to check. If it's ready, they could run it right now. Oh, fuck, boys. It's been a while since I drove in a Mushroom's. I don't know how safe this is. Look at the size of her voice. This is the big time. Ricky, don't get too fucked up so that you ruin the goddamn show.

This is fucked, Bubs. There it is. Bubbles and the shit rockers. Bubbles says shit rockers. What the fuck? -♪ -♪ I think we might want to shit rock this one, boys. -♪ -♪ We were out walkin' just tak just taking in the day

And I got talking at a ladies' book, okay? And my gal got twisted, I said, baby, think it through I'm just focusing and only good eyes for you Only good eyes for you, baby, you know it's true My cornea's one-born more ea to only look at you And my look balls wander and I know it makes you blue But don't you fret, cause I only could eyes for you We went out dancing, just taking in the night And I got glancing at a Friday night delight And my gal got twisted when the front of my pants grew

I said don't mind that cause only good eyes for you Only good eyes for you Baby you know it's true My optic nerves just don't deserve a guy as cute as you And my love balls wander and I know it makes you blue But don't you fret, cause only good eyes for you Woo, woo Shit rocket, Danny, shit rocket Shit Rocket Gang, Shit Rocket Gang I only got eyes for you, baby you know it's true My irises desirises you in the field with you. My love falls wonderin', I know it makes you blue.

But don't you fret, cause I only get eyes for you. But don't you fret, cause I only get eyes for you. But don't you fret, cause I only get eyes for you. Yeah! Alright, let's get high. Go get high. Very high.

What did you think? I thought it was fucking kick ass man. Very good job. It was good man. What do you think about it? Just because you fall down at it Ricky. Yeah, you were a fucking mess that night man. Boys, long haulers coming soon boys. Nice. You know I've been thinking a little bit lately,

you know if I had kids and shit, what I would be like, what kind of a parent I would be. And I don't know, things might be different. Would you guys like raise your son differently than your daughter? You know what I mean? You would? I think cuz he'd be like son. Just go fucking do whatever just stay out of jail the daughter You get a lot of fucking idiots out there, right? A lot of dickheads. Yeah, so I'm thinking I mean I might be a little I might be one of these dads You're like, yeah, I don't know if I'd be a little softy a little softy or I might be strict I don't know and I was thinking yeah, maybe a little strict soft with Trinity, but if I had a son

You better fucking watch out But okay, but there's some parents that take it to an extreme like check this motherfucker out. This is what he did for his daughter Well, I saw see the surveillance camera head. It's not like a subtle one. It's a fucking surveillance camera on her head. So we can see what the fuck she's doing. What? Like Jesus, what the fuck? Her dad needs to be punched in the head.

I don't know if that's real or not. He could have put a little lipstick cap or something. Jesus, he could have got a smaller camera. No kidding, man. That's why I don't know. Even a GoPro. And I bet she's got like a battery pack. That's like a big ol' fuckin', you know, he can...

That's a pan-tilt zoom type camera. But you know, these cameras here are cheap. That's the whole I'm thinking, okay, you can get one of those for like 10 bucks now. Maybe. That's gotta be fake, because what would power it? A battery pack, man. He had this little fucking USB. Not a problem.

And then how does he, it's not on WiFi. How is he tracking it when she's out on the town? See, I don't know, man. That's fake. Is it fake? And if it's not fake, he needs to fucking, he needs to shake his goddamn head. You can't, I mean, safety is one thing, but you can't put a camera on it.

He said it's for safety, but he knows what guys are like. You know what I mean? Yeah, what are these reasons you can't? Say, hey, baby, come on. And, you know, what if some guy's like, oh, that camera on your head really turns me on. And then you're dealing with a whole other fucking sort of weirdo.

That's right. Camera fucking weirdos. Camera weirdos. All right, okay. I was saying, I wouldn't do that. Well, that's good. Thanks, man. That seems a little fucked to me.

What's going on here? What's this one? Take a hit, did we play this one yet? I don't know if we can figure it out. Might take longer than you have. Must be one that you need to play. Just wait now. Calm down. I can't calm down.

Calm your big fucking muscles down. Just want to rip the fucking blocks apart. I know you do. Did you hear about the cat in Minnesota, Bubs? Survived being trapped in a sewer for nearly eight weeks? Eight weeks? Yep. Oh, man.

Oh, he was eating rats. Pretty resilient motherfucker. He was eating rats, I'll tell you that much. Kids heard meowing coming from a storm drain. They fucking dug a little cocksucker up. Guess what? He's alive then and well, right? He's coming there. Remember this guy?

Yeah. Dead? Nope. Got an update on ol' Fatty there. Check this out, boys. Is this the guy that went pool swimming? Nope. Who's that now? That's remember that big guy? I can't see him. That's beautiful cat. Overweight though. I can't see him. There, look. Remember this was... Oh yes! I got an update. there look this was oh yes I got an update guess what this guy's guess what this guy's up to you guys are gonna shit yourself ain't better got him slim down did they no sorry sorry to tell you bubs he's got he's got some serious fucking issues what's he on only fans oh he went he went fucking viral man he got stuck in a fucking shoe holder. Oh, I saw that.

That's the same cat. Trying to shave him up so he can oil him up to get him out? He's stuck in a shoe rack. Yeah, and you know where he was escaping from? Where? They had him at Fat Camp. Look. I love that cat, man.

I wish we had that cat. They had him at a Fat Camp, Ricky, and he was trying to escape to find some snacks, and he got himself wedged in a shoe rack. He's got a fucking, uh, he's got a little slipper stuck to his face. I could get him out of there in two seconds. Oh, I know, man. But, man. Well, this cat was an indoor cat. He fucking escaped

and got into some storm drain hole and couldn't get him out. He was 15 pounds when he went in, six and a half pounds when he came out, so they should fucking stick that in the top down there. They need to put this guy in there, man. He said he was eating mice and fucking sewer water. Well, he was definitely eating mice and rats. Gross, man.

No question. But kitties like that. But you know, that's probably better than the fucking calf food they were feeding him. Probably. Getting them all porked up. Natural, natural rat meat. Natural rat meat, man. He's a teacher in organic. Teacher in Louisiana that sort of snapped a little bit and threatened

to shoot all of his third grade students. Oh that's nice. He's like I got bullets, I got a gun, I can bring them here if you don't settle down. Unfortunately there's too many of yous, I can't kill you all, I've only got six bullets. Perfectly normal. What a fucking lunatic. Perfectly normal teaching. How do people do that? Well, I mean, obviously he's out of his fucking mind,

but how does he think he's going to say that and not get fucking fired? Not any Reaper things. Concussions. Yes, concussions. Reaper concussions. Buffs, think you could build a vacuum cleaner? Yeah. I could. All right.

Well, I got something for you guys to try. If you're gonna build one, it's gotta be able to suck and blow though. I don't know. It's like your mother. Ha! All right, if you a build one this size. This is a Guinness book fucking Smallest vacuum cleaner check out that thing. It works What that works man? How big is that? It's fucking small. Oh

I don't know if it sucks and Grindr. Yeah. No, that's a vacuum cleaner I don't know if you could build one buzz,, if you want to do the Guinness thing. Good with miniature. It's a half inch. Yep. Not even, is it? Not even, man.

It's pretty small. It's a cute little vacuum cleaner, though, eh? What's the point of it? Guinness. It's a Guinness book. It's not going to suck my job. Well, that's what they said about your mama, and look, she surprised everybody in the whole town, didn't she? Maybe, maybe you could clean out your computer keyboard,

a couple of keys. Well, I'm just saying, it's a Guinness Book thing, man. You can make money with it. You can go on tour with this thing and show people. They'd pay to see it. This is probably a Guinness Book as well. It's much cooler. Okay.

A woman got un-arrested. got unarrested Unarrested after an Indiana jail said she's too drunk to be incarcerated That is awesome Too drunk to be incarcerated. We can't take it. You're too drunk. Call your family get them to come pick you up drunk All that was point two five five All they should have been sending her an ambulance. I've seen the cops dealing with you when you were too drunk, and they didn't want to fucking have anything to do with you, man.

There you go. Maybe that's a thing. They just left you there. Don't get a little drunk. Get too drunk and they won't fuck with you. No, they said we don't want to do this. .25? That's a good one. Whoa. That's a buzz on. She should have been dead at.25. Leahy's a good one. Whoa, that's a ball that she should have been dead at point two five

Lahey was that point point four is dead. I think When Lahey was the Lekker's nerf when he drank all the rock got in the hot tub He should have been he was point four one point four one. Yeah, I don't know how the fuck he wasn't dead Well, the man was made a Lekker really. Yeah, well, they were just worried about liabilities and shit, I'm guessing, but... Yeah, you're arrested. Well, wait a second, no, you're too drunk. You're un-arrested. Go home.

Wow. That's a goal for you to set for yourself, Ricky. See if you can get un-arrested. I know. Something else I'm gonna buy. Come on. I'm gonna be probably stronger than him. What is it?

Muscle milk? Motor powered pants. Motor powered pants! Oh, I've seen them. They're fucking awesome. They're fucking amazing. They look amazing. They increase your leg strength by 40%.

Jesus Christ, you know what? I gotta picture them. They make your legs feel 30 pounds lighter. They don't even look that bad. Those aren't bad at all. Let me see these smoker pants. Look at those, eh? So it's not like bionics where you can run 60 miles an hour type thing, right?

It's for climbing, I think. It's for climbing. It's just to power. They're fucking... They recharge when you're going downhill. What the fuck? How? Well, I don't know the going downhill. What the fuck? How? Well, I don't know the fucking science. Look at those fucking things.

They need a whole suit. Well. I want fucking mechanical motor arms and neck, legs. It's that thing called skip. It's called skip. You wouldn't want it, what if it malfunctioned on a bent the wrong way and just fucking snapped you? They're called mogos for a mountain goat

Moguls, yeah I don't know. You're right mountain goats sure for mountain goat How much are the fucking things? How much are moggo pants? Let me see i'm gonna try to get a price here boys. Can you use them on your arms? I'm sure they've got ones that you can put on your arms. Oh, yeah. Arm pants? No, arm fucking bionic sleeves. Julian sleeves.

What? That's a battery pack. Julian sleeves. OK. There's got to be a fucking price here. Come on. With the change of your clothes, you can be as strong as Julian.

Makes wearers feel 30 pounds lighter. I'm all over it. Don't even have to go on a diet. I might go hiking. Just because I go. How would you like to lose 30 pounds by changing your pants? Okay, here we go. You don't lose 30 pounds, Ricky. Retail price of around five grand. That's American. So you're looking at about seven grand.

That's a lot of- Seven thousand Canadian just to go up a hill and feel, why don't you just get in shape? That's a lot of money I'm gonna have to borrow off some strangers. Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, guess what?

We're gonna fucking see these things on actually working. Whoa, Jesus. Oh, look at Buddy. This is fucked in, putting these things together. I want to see them in action, huh? A whole team of people. All right, let's get the fuck off the music. Let's see this go.

I want to see them rock and roll. She's hot. Ah, the mogul pants can fuck off. I'd rather just go walking up to hell with my own legs. Yeah, that's the thing. You know what? People are gonna be fucking lazy. Oh, there you go.

Gonna be acting like they're lazy. But they're just walking through the woods. They're just walking. Like what the? Okay, maybe if you ever heard someone walking and you're like 90. Yeah, maybe if you're 100 years old. But you know, I wouldn't...

The normal average human being that likes to hike, don't get these fucking things. You're lazy. Yeah, just get... You can get sued for that. Just take a rest. Who's gonna get sued? Me?

You for disparaging the Margo. Fuck them, I'm giving a review on the fucking things. Slanderous. As they say in the laws. Fuck them, man. Come after me, I've got nothing. Slanderous, Julian. Dicks.

Libel. But if we could make muscle sleeves, Julian muscle sleeves. Muscle sleeves. Where people just pull them on and they've got- Can you imagine if your arm is locked like this? Muscle gloves, you can crush it we should get we should develop julian's muscle sleeves and they're just skin colored like that with a black talk so you just pull them up and it should be airbrushed so you look ripped

2500 bucks a sleeve yeah 25 people hate it man we They can start just with the right or the left. No. Yeah just go one arm at a time. I mean you can't do that with the legs because you need both. Save up for the fucking left arm. After you get the right arm. Good Christmas gift for the kids. Muscle gloves could be stock and stuffers.

Oh yeah you could do commercials where kids are getting bullied and then he's got a muscle fucking arm, goes up, just grabs a guy, like, fuck you. And then he turns to the camera and says, thanks, Julian. Thanks, Julian. Might be onto something here, boys, bubs. I wanna see a fucking mock-up of this whole.

I think the best, we should shoot a commercial for muscle sleeves and then maybe somebody, an investor, will see it and say I'm gonna make muscle sleeves for Julian. Can we use the video of the leg ones, the goats, the moat? No, we shoot our own. No, but we can say this is our first invention and just use their clip.

Oh, we could, yeah, we could buy. Totally fucking, let them come after us, man. What do you got there? I don't know, man. I think I'm too fucking stone to figure this out right now It's like a pack of smokes, man. It's playing cards. Oh It's got the here's the interaction here's the instructions fucking rip this open to see what we got here The adult card game for people who like THC I'm definitely one of those people.

Alright. Rules. If you have four or more players, deal five cards per person. If you have under four players, deal seven cards per person. Fuck! You know what? I think it's just a tote game. You fucking, here you go. It's like a... I don't know, man.

Might have to get some joints rolled up for this one. Okay, we can play this later. Get the bong out. We gotta get the bong. What time is your video coming out, man? Or is it over? I don't know, what time of day is it? Probably oh, I think we just put it out.

All right, let's watch that. So, we should put it out. All right. Let's watch that. So we should have had a whole celebration today. It should have been long haul. Well, we'll do it when long haul is coming out. When's that, man? Probably in October, maybe, November. They're pressing the vinyl right now. They're making the vinyl, boys.

Four different colors. Five colors. I need a fucking knife. You need a muscle glove. I'm still fighting. You need a muscle glove. What about a horn? Yes. I'm so fucking Jesus.

Why wouldn't like? You're gonna hurt yourself. Wow, how many pounds per square inch? Just settle man. Okay, here we go. Wow, how many pounds per square inch? Just that old man. Okay, here we go. These are the action cards to the game. I'm thinking there could be something cool here. Deal us just let's see. Deal us seven cards each.

All right, I guess that's me. We'll just do a quick round. Oh man, take a hit. Everyone takes a hit. Start your game over, put all your cards back. No, man, no, no, no, no, no. Get a snack for the group to eat, boys. Okay, we got seven cards each. Take a funny, tell a funny joker a story.

If no one laughs, take a hit. That's what we're dealing with. I don't understand even what these fucking things are. And you know what the're dealing with. I don't understand even what these fucking things are. And you know what the problem is with this game? I'm not nearly as fucked up as I should be. I bet you it's pretty fun to play when your eyes are kited. I got the five and six of eight, ten.

I've got the two of eight, ten. This has, it says, the goal is to accumulate the most books, four of a kind. Any book you get on the deal, you should immediately place down in front of you. The first dealer... What the fuck is a book? I don't know, Ricky. Four of a kind, so is that four twos?

Nice. Book, four of a kind. The first dealer is determined by drawing a card and the player with the lowest card blah blah before the dealer starts all players should take a hit. Person to the left of the dealer begins by asking any of the other players if he, she, they have a particular card or card.

So it's touching go fish for people to fit through the minds. That all it is? That's go fuck off for me. Person asking must have one card or then, oh, fuck off. You know what, Bubs? What? I've got this story here, it made me think, this is something maybe you would do

if you lived in an isolated village. What? In the fucking, wherever this is, in China. This guy, it's an isolated village on a river, right? In order to get to the town, you gotta drive 70 kilometers. So Buddy said, fuck that. He took his own money and he built a fucking bridge, a pontoon bridge across the river.

Now everybody's using it. Cars can go over it, man. But he was charging us just a little toll for it because the guy put his own money in this Yeah Everybody loved it not the government. They said fuck that we're taking it down. You're not making money Wow Why not just let it keep it there and let somebody goes off the thing into the river and dies Fuck that they live on a river been fucking up the sea life.

Lobsters and stuff. The river lobsters might not have been able to get up. Well, it has nothing to do with that. It just has to do with the fucking government, man. Yeah. They were illegally profiting from the bridge, which to me, I'll pay the money instead of paying 70 bucks worth of gas to get to this fucking village

Yeah, well, I think the government just install a fucking bridge for everybody cuz they don't want to man It's too much money, but it's done, but it's done. They took it apart. They said fuck that just said, okay We're gonna make your pontoon bridge a little heftier. That's bullshit. We'll buy it off you But he was how much did it cost you to build the bridge? A thousand bucks? Here's twelve hundred. No, I'm just saying, no more than that. And now we own it.

That's what I was thinking. Nice place though. Man, the fucking dude started OnlyFans. Must be rich. Last year he made more money than every single NBA salary combined. No, he didn't. That's a lot of dough. Well, why can't you fucking come up with something like that, man?

You're good on this thing. How much did he make? Well, I don't know how much that is, but it's a fucking hell of a lot. You'd have to put it in the smart box. How much for every salary in the NBA? Jesus. That's a lot, man. Jesus, he must have made it.

It's billions. Hundreds of millions. Hundreds of millions. Oh, fuck. I'd say it's probably more than that. Yeah, man. We're talking billions. Okay, let's ask the smart box. I heard Elon Musk is going to become a trillionaire soon.

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Make six billion dollars off people doing weird stuff. Yeah God love him man. Yeah, he's a busy. He's an entrepreneur that guy sure is Max You know what? I bet you he's doing he's living his life. He's not fucking working every day like Elon Musk and other Bezos dude. This guy is the only fan. He's sitting around clicking around looking at everybody's account going yeah I get it for free and I'm making billions. I'm sure that's his priority. And I'm making billions.

The fact that he gets a free membership to every account. To everyone. He could probably demand whatever he wanted. Fucking rights, man. He should have an OnlyFans page where he just rubs money on himself or something. I see. Anybody interested in getting born? Oh, fucking Will Sampson, chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Oh. I didn't know he was a rodeo performer. How old is he? and Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Oh, yeah. I didn't know he was a rodeo performer. How old is he? He died in 87. Oh, I was gonna say, he's dead. He's just talking like he just got off the fucking bull last week.

Don Cornelius, the host of Soul Train. Cornelius. Randy Bachman, there we go. Randy B. We had supper with him, And we ran the bill. Cranked some BTO, fucking meatloaf. We hung out with the meatloaf. We fucking died of COVID,

because you wouldn't get a vaccine. Yeah, he fucked that one up, I think. He died of COVID? Yeah. The meat did. That's so fucked. Greg Hamm, the saxophonist and flutist from Men at Work. Kevin Bacon's cousin. Is it? What's his name? Greg Hamm, the saxophonist and flutist from Men at Work. Kevin Bacon's cousin.

Is it? What's his name? Greg Hamm. Swag Boz. That was a good one, man. Nice one. Sean Cassidy. Sundance Kid. The do, run, run, run.

That song was huge back then, wasn't it? The Bay City Cocks. Yeah, you got a bop bop bop.... Yeah, you gotta bop bop bop. Yeah, bop bop bop bop. Yeah, bop bop bop bop. Do-do-ron-ron-ron, do-do-ron-ron. I can't believe... How come you don't know the lyrics anymore?

Maybe we could talk all night. Yeah. You should start a Meatloaf tribute band, Ricky. You should. You should be doing Meatloaf tribute band, Ricky. You should. You should be doing Meatloaf, too. Rickloaf. Rickloaf.

Ricky Loaf. I want you. I need you. Can you imagine if he started Rickloaf? But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you. I'm gonna propose this right now, Ricky. When the shit rockers go on tour, I want recloaf to be the opening act.

Come on, do a few tunes. I can do it. I can do it. Two, that's your name, Brad? I'd hand out free slices of meatloaf to the audience, too. People would love it, man. Recloaf would be a great act. Gwyneth Paltrow got bored on this day with her.

Where? Doesn't she have something that's... not 100%? Scent-wise? What? I know what you're talking about. I don't. Something's rancid.

Lil Wayne. Crank some lollipop later. I'm down with Lil Wayne, man. He's good. He's a smart motherfuckin' guy. Avril Lavigne. Avril, yeah? Love Avril. Love her a lot.

She got, watch him call it. What? Avril Lavigne, you know why she's stuck? Lyme disease. I thought you were gonna say implants. No, no, I was trying to think. She had Lyme, She had the Lyme. It's gone now though, man.

Is it? Yeah. Remember we hung out with her before on her bus. I think we were too fucked up. She had a bunch of really cool boots. We were too fucked up to communicate with her though, I think. She was dating the guy from?

This little guy. Knuckleback. No? The other guy. Oh, the other guy. The Sum 41 guy or Blink 182, one of those number bands. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, she got the Lyme disease. Yeah. Jenna Ortega. OK. American actress and scream queen. Yeah, Jenna Ortega, we met her. We? Didn't we?

Yeah, we did. We met her at the Comic Con. Yeah, man. Jeez, we met a lot of fucks. We got a lot of friends guys. Says she was born in Coachella Valley. I thought people were just conceived there. They popped out a few. She was born at the festival?

I don't know man. Well, there you go. Well, sounds like we got a lot of shit to cover this evening. We're gonna need a lot of booze. I'm gonna need to get out my pens and papers and start- Copious amounts of drugs, is that a word? Gonna have to start blueprinting the muscle sleeves. We need a water bong for the game.

I don't wanna play that game. Ward, you're playing it. We need some joints for the game. We got a lot to do, boys. Yeah? And some kind of delicious snacks. Yeah, what could we have? Me and avocados make my brain awful good.

You saw me in action. Can you make donerias out of avocados? Mm, no. Might be able to make up some kind of a sauce, though. It'd be tough. Even a sauce would be tough. An avocado, well, you could, you know. Avocado nachos with a little bit of taco meat on it. Let's go. Let's do that. Taco meat. Taco meat with the avocado. All right, I'm getting too fucked up to be here, boys.

Things are hitting me. Gotta go. NACHOSLEEKS! To watch the video, park after dark, go to