Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 2 - Hungry Birds

Episode Date: August 9, 2015

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles bicker over hosting duties, and discuss the latest greasy entertainment news. And why does Ricky think the International Space Station is a ghost? Episode Two is brought to you by Amsterdam Big Wheel 5% Deluxe Amber Ale!  

Julian, the podcast is going. Alright, well let's get it going then. Well, we're supposed to do it now and I don't want to interrupt this fucking... Drinking nap. Alright, let's just get it going then. Hey, how's it going? Welcome to the second official Trailer Park Boys podcast. Just wait, we can't start without him, for fuck's sake.

Well, that just kind of did start without him. Should I jab him? Give me... Ricky. Ricky. Ricky! Ricky! What happened? Ricky. Ricky!

What happened? You were napping. But we gotta do the podcast. What? We've been waiting for you. You took your fucking nap, but you've been napping 25 minutes. I feel good now, boys. Holy fuck. Alright, well we're to do the podcast. We already started it here.

We're doing what is it? Holy fuck. We're doing the podcast, Ricky. Light up a joint and get into this. Wake up. Ricky, you're fucking joking, right? What? The thing we did last time.

The podcast. We're doing another one. You're fucking kidding me. What do you mean we did last time. The podcast. We're doing another one. You're fucking kidding me. What do you mean we did one? You don't remember sitting here a fucking week ago and we went all over about what a podcast was and... You guys are fucking with me. Ricky, we did a...

We're doing another podcast. Remember this microphone in the bong you tried to smoke the fucking thing? Yeah, no. That brought back a flash. Okay. You don't even know what this is, do you? Nope.

He doesn't even know what a podcast is. We've already done a full one. You're so fucked up, Ricky. Okay, you know what? Smoke that thing and get into the game here, okay? We're getting paid for this shit, remember? We're on the air right now, Ricky. People all over the world can hear us.

On the radio? It's sort of like... It's the Internet, Ricky. Internet. Okay. Let's get going. What do we got to do? Just tell me what to do.

Okay, light up a joint, open up a beer... Oh, beer! You don't remember this either? Remember what? Oh my God, we fucking went through all this. The Bone Shaker beer. Bone Shaker. You drank it and you made your bones shake.

Maybe this will help you out. See, there you go. Do you remember that? I do remember this shit. This shit was fucking great. Okay. Yeah, Bone Shaker. I got drunk off this last week. Yes, you did. That was part of the fucking thing. Bone Shaker beer, and they got another one here, Big Wheel.

Look at that. Big Wheel. I like this one. Is it better? Holy fuck. What percentage of alcohol on the Big Wheeler? Five percent. Good. That's not bad. 7.1. Go for the the big wheeler? Five percent. Cut.

That's not bad. 7.1. Go for the 7.1, though. Baby. Do you want to get drunk? I'm fully rested, Julian, and ready to take you on. You know what we could be doing? We could be doing actual commercials for some of these companies.

Maybe that's how we lower them in. We do a fucking commercial for them. Oh, man, we get way more money doing fucking commercials than this. You know, like think about this one, Big Wheel. Right? Like that could be like a... I could be like a trucker. Big fucking truck pulls up.

What the fuck are you guys talking about? A commercial, Ricky. We could be making commercials for these things, you know? Big Wheeler. The Big Wheeler behind the big rig and you got a big taste for big wheeler beer. Yeah, let's get in the commercial business, guys. I get out of the truck and cough and a big cloud of dust comes out of me. Ah, for fuck's sake, it's right by beer.

Walk into the beer and order a fucking big wheeler. Excuse me. Big wheeler beer. It's like a little fly in there, but it's not. It's a fucking Ash ash Ricky Okay When do you guys want to start this?

Start what? With the podcast Oh you know what? I do remember now Because you called it podcast Podcast Think about money Let's make it in

Alright I'm back Let's get through this One and a half hour I'm pumped Good I'm excited guys Well Ricky Fuck

Give me some of that. What is it? Are you gonna be nice to me? I'm gonna be nice to you, yeah, but I'm gonna have to get fucked up to do this. What is it, Ricky? It's driving me nuts. No idea. It was pre-rolled. What is that?

It's either honey oil, hash oil, kush, or hash. Or it could be a bit of a salad. I'm hoping it is. That's just straight up hash, Ricky. That's straight up hash, bubs. Don't worry about it. All right, so can we start the fucking podcast? Yes, please. Yes, please. Hi there. Welcome to the Trailer Park Boys official podcast. I'm your host, Bubbles.

Here, Rich. Wait, what do you mean? We established that I'm the fucking host. No, I'm the host. All three of us are the hosts of this show, Bubbles. Mostly me.

No, you're definitely not. You're the number three host. I'm the first chair, so I'm number one host, number two host, number three host. What if we went this way? Like a clock host. I'm the fucking host. You guys are my sidekicks. We're the co-hosts. I'm talking as much as anyone else. You guys are the co-hosts. I'm the host.

Let's be clear on that. Hi there. Welcome to the Trailer Pack Boys podcast. I'm your host Bubbles, this is my co-host. Who's also a host. June's the end, co-host Ricky. Alright, let's get right into the action. Do you have one of those little sifters? Pour this through a sifter and get rid of all that.

Oh well. Just drink it, Ricky. Jesus, Ricky. My name is Ricky. That's great Rick. Nice. Okay let's we're supposed to talk about some current events. I know what those are. Okay talk about something. Okay something big happening in the news right now. Fucking Bill Cosby. Dirty bastard. That's a shit show. What do you mean, dirty bastard?

He doesn't even swear, man. Yeah, but you didn't see what's going on with Bill Cosby? All these ladies came forward and said he was fucking, you know, drugging them and... Fuck off, Bill Cosby. That's what they said. That's what they're saying, man. And there's so fucking many of them. There's a lot of them.

Why is it nine? Is it more than four? That's usually the number. If it's more than four, then he did it. Oh, there's like 50. Oh, yeah, he did it. 50? That's fucked.

There's like 50 now. Or 48 or something, I think. There's a lot of them. All right, he's saying he didn't do anything. He did get drugs. 50's quite a shift. And he did get some pills, but, you know, it was all, they consented and the whole thing, which...

That's what he's saying. That's what he's saying. There's no fucking way 48 people are fucking got together to make up a fib. Something's going on. And what kind of guy needs pills to fucking get banged? I mean, come on. Especially Bill fucking Cosby.

It's like, hey, I'm Bill Cosby. Throw some cash and some jello pudding around, to fucking get banged. I mean, come on. Especially Bill fucking Cosby. It's like, hey, I'm Bill Cosby. Throw some cash and some jello pudding around, you'll get banged. Believe me. Believe you? Yeah. Have you used cash and jello pudding to get banged before? I've never used it, but if you ever went to a strip club with a bunch of jello pudding and cash... What the fuck is this fucking gut tape to me?

It was probably stuck to the fucking four-wheeler you had... you were using as a pillow. Fuck off. You fuck off. So Bill Cosby's one of those people, is he? Well, that motherfucker needs to go to jail as much as I love him.

I can't believe he would do that sort of stuff. Those poor fucking women. Yeah, it's looking... It's not looking good for the cause. It's a goddamn shame. It is a shame. He's a fucking genius, and he let his cock fuck things up with the drugs for women.

It's a bit creepy. On a bit of a creepy side there. A bit. A bit creepy. Well, it is. Very on the creepy side. Very on the creepy side. Okay, that was a fun one to talk about. Oh, yeah, Bruce Jenner.

Bruce Jenner. Oh, you're going to fucking ruin my fucking impression of him next? Great. No, I'm just, he's in the news. Bruce Jenner, like, Olympic dude, right? Well, yeah. He's actually bigger than that guy? Yeah, yeah. That guy? Yeah, Ricky, that was in the 70s.

You don't know what's going on with him now? Is he going to the Olympics again? Well, he could be, but if he does, he's going to be in the women's 100-meter dash. What the fuck are you talking about, Bubbly? Bruce Jenner, Ricky. He's turned into a lady. What do you mean he turned into a lady?

He's now Caitlyn. And he's happy. Okay, boys. And he's fucking helping people. He's a lady now. I got a pretty serious buzz on here right now. What the fuck are you talking about? You don't know about this.

Bruce Jenner, you know, the Olympic guy you're talking about. I don't know who the fuck Bruce Jenner is, yes. He's turned into a lady. How? Well, he takes the, you know, I think they give him the injections to give him the boobs, don't they? Hormones and stuff, yeah. Oh, okay, so this was his choice. He didn't just wake up and go, holy fuck.

No, he just didn't. He was turned into a lady with magic. No, he didn't turn into one overnight. Okay, good, because that would fucking freak you the fuck out for sure. So you're telling me he wanted to become a lady and... He's always felt like he was a woman, Ricky. All right. His entire life. You do?

No, I'm talking about Caitlyn here. But you said I've always felt like I'm a woman. I think you said I. No, you know what? Fucking good for him. It's great for him. Is he happy? Is she happy? Fuck, it looks like he's having a good time. She's having a good time. See, you're fucking me up.

Did they do the wiener work on him already? I don't think they got into the wiener work, man. How does that work? What do they do with that? They just split it down the middle? Yeah. Turn it into like a whistle dog. They con her up like a blunt.

Wow. And they empty her out. Wow. They kind of patch it up. That's pretty fucked up. You know, like when they take the cigar and they cut it to make a blunt? they empty her out. They kind of patch it up. That's pretty fucked up. You know like when they take the cigar and they cut it to make a blunt? They do that with your wiener. They dump out the insides and they tuck her up inside there,

sew it together, make a little thing. You know a lot about this. Well, I mean, I saw a show on it. So you've researched this quite a bit. Yeah, I didn't research it It just came on the TV one night. You looked it up your research and how the whole procedure went down Well, I looked it up because I felt like you were eventually gonna say you wanted to have it done So no, I thought I should know see now you're throwing it back at me again. So I always do this exactly Fuck you know what? I thought I should know. See, now you're throwing it back at me again. Exactly. You always do this. Exactly.

Fuck, you know what? I say if you wake up or you're bored and you want to become a woman, fuck it. Who cares? Fuck it. That's right, Rick. I thought you guys were arguing with me. No, man, no. Okay.

No, no. No, I was just pointing out that Julian said... I zoned out there for a minute. Sorry, are we still talking about Bruce Jenner? He's no longer Bruce Jenner. He's a woman. Caitlyn Jenner. Perfect. Love it.

He's Caitlyn Jenner. We need a slogan for this shit. For what? Bone shaker? Bone shaker. Take a drink. It'll make your bone shake. It does do that, but... That's kind of... That's easy.

This one's got a... They printed the label wrong. This one's called boner shaker. Does that say boner shaker? No, that's an S. Bone shaker. It makes your bird hungry. Makes your bird hungry. What the fuck does that even mean, Ricky? How can beer make your bird hungry. Makes your bird hungry. What the fuck does that even mean, Ricky? How can beer make your bird hungry?

Well, the more I drink, the more I want to do some things to Lucy. So that's your bird being hungry? I guess. Oh, I wouldn't describe it like that. It sounds like your bird's, you know, trying to get into a bowl of pudding or something to have a snack. No, it means you want to feed the bird some types of food, right? It works for the woman, too, because the woman has a bird and maybe makes her bird hungry and she needs to be fed. A woman has a bird. Is that what you call it? A bird?

He's talking about her humans. Oh, I know what... You know what he means. He's talking about her eunuchs. Oh, I know what he means. He's talking about her eunuchs. I know what he's talking about, Bubbs. But he calls a man's bird a bird of a bird. I think Boat Shaker's gonna make people want... Bird is for both. Okay, I don't usually call it that. Yeah, a bird means both, but he's talking about, you know, a lady's.

How are you guys feeling over there? I'm operating at fucking 110. We should go to a bar. We're doing a podcast. We'll finish this up and go to a bar. I'll fucking go to a bar. See, we could have

a bar sponsoring us. We could be talking about where we're going to go drinking right now or where we wish we'd want to be drinking, you know? We could. I think we're not thinking outside the box enough here for the kind of sponsors we could get. Yeah, like right now we've got a fucking little camera rolling here. These could be free fucking papers, no problem.

Absolutely. Or we could be saying we're getting ready to hop on a plane to go on a vacation. Yeah, we could say we're just about to fly. For free. Somewhere on air. Somewhere. Insert your fucking airline here. Give us free tickets.

Still didn't get my fucking horse. Don't start talking about the horse. Nobody's trying to get a fucking horse. What's the best thing that you could be given, Ricky? Like, if somebody said, here, Ricky, and went like that to you, what would you like to see in their hand? Best thing in the world. Besides cash and a horse?

Yes, besides cash and a horse. An island. An island. No laws. Fucking good. I mean, something somebody could fucking hand you. Something somebody could deliver in here, not... Someone like God or someone who could just go...

There's an island, bud. An island in your trailer? No. An island... No, we're talking about someone walks into the trailer and says, here you go, man. Yeah, like something somebody could actually hand to you. You talk about this, we'll give it to you. If you're getting a package in the mail, Ricky, what would you love it to be?

Fuck, that's tough. I mean, immediately I start thinking about different types of drugs that maybe I haven't tried or... You know, something cool like that, but that's kind of lame, so... What about... And the cash is out, so... I've got Lucy, so I can't really get different women. Ricky, think. I don't really need a boat. Think bigger. I have a car.

Like, what if a guy came in with a fucking big box of... Fighter jet. That would be awesome. Imagine getting baked and just fucking taking off down... We're not going to get... We're not going to get sponsored by fucking... McDonald Douglas or somebody. Do a fly pass over fucking Leahy's trailer. Ricky, if people were

to give us something, you know, as payment for mentioning that product on this fucking podcast. Yes. Look, I mean, Ricky, what if a guy came with

a huge box of all the latest video games? Yeah, that's a good idea. I would play the shit out of them. See, that's what I mean.

Yeah. One of those video game companies, we could be sponsored by them. We could be sitting in the living room playing fucking video games right now. Okay. See what I'm saying? So think like that. Okay. And what else would you like?

Fucking video games would be cool. Okay, we just mentioned that. What else? Uh, what else are we talking about here, guys? Shouldn't it be all about me? I've been talking a lot. He's so fucked. Okay, let me get back to the headlines here. Oh yeah, you know about the fucking new planet NASA found?

What the fuck are you talking about? With the Kepler telescope, the Kepler 452b. You know about this? No, man, what are you talking about? NASA found a fucking new planet. Slow it the fuck down here. NASA? Yes, found a new planet.

I got that much. Then you started going on some pleb-liberal numbers. They have a new telescope, Ricky, called the Kepler telescope, you know. Okay. So they just fired the fucking thing up. I mean, not just fired it up, but they're using her, you know. And they found a new planet that they're saying is almost like Earth. Fuck off.

Yeah, but it's bigger. Bigger Earth? And it's in our galaxy. It's in the Milky Way. Kepler-452b, they called it. That's pretty fucking cool. Is there any cops or anything there? Like, can we fucking go there, maybe? No, Ricky, you can't go there.

It's not... It's pretty far away, Rick. So, what do you mean it's like Earth? Like, it looks like Earth? It has... It possibly has water on it, which is the main thing you need if you've got a planet. Right. And it's, you know, it's like the same, I guess, temperature.

It's bigger, but it's like the same temperature, and people could possibly be living on there. Or life could, you know what I mean? Plants and shit. That's pretty fucking crazy, boys. So we could... Yeah, that's... Wow. People could go there and live. Well, I mean, that's a long ways off.

That's not gonna happen for a long time. It's light years away, Ricky, so you couldn't just go there. Well, you'd have to fucking swim or float, as some people say, through space. Get there. The faster you fucking float through there, you're there. and swim or float, as some people say, through space. Get there. The faster you fucking float through there, you're there. You couldn't swim to another planet, Ricky.

You gotta, it's in space, so you'd. Well, space is water, right? It's like an upside down ocean. That's why they say you float through fucking space. Yep. Oh my God. It's an upside down ocean. Ricky, space, there's no air in space. There's no water.

I'm kidding, there's no air. It's not water though, it's just like a vacuum. When you see people in space, they're just like... That's because there's no gravity and no air. There's no air, man. No gravity. They're floating. Yeah. Where do you float, guys?

Where the fuck do you float? Well, you float in water, Ricky, but you can float in the air too, which is what they're doing. Well, not really, because there's no air there. You're getting me all fucked up. You float in space because it's a vacuum. There's no fucking oxygen. There's no gravity. There's no anything. It's just an empty void.

And there's no water. It's not an ocean. Can you swim on land? Can you float on land? Can you float in the air? Can you swim in the air? Can you fucking swim in? Period.

I don't understand a fucking word you just said. I am fucked up, guys, all right? That was fucked. What else do we need to talk about? What the fuck did we smoke, boys? I don't know, man. I thought it was awesome. Jesus Murphy. These things combine together.

Wow. Fucking good times. We talked about a plant that we may go and grow dope on at some point. It's a Kepler 452B. We're not, there's no chance we're going there, Ricky. Well, what if they wanted people to go there and say, hey, fuck, can we grow shit on this thing? Pick me. Yeah, I there, Ricky. Well, what if they wanted people to go there and say, hey, fuck, can we grow shit on this thing? Pick me.

Yeah, I know, okay. We'll see what we can do, man. If they're looking for people to go there, we'll tell them you're ready to go, Rick. Fuck the times we'd have, boys. We could stop at the space station, maybe. Have a fucking drink at the space station. That Soyuz just docked with the fucking thing yesterday.

The what? How does that all work, anyway? The Soyuz just docked with the fucking thing yesterday. The what? How does that all work, anyway? The Soyuz rocket, Ricky. You know, they launch it out of Kazakhstan. It goes up into space. It docks with the space station. People go in. They hang out there for a few months.

Nice. You know this, right? I know a guy from Kazakhstan, the guy we watched that movie about. No, Ricky, that's Borat. Borat? He's not an ass. You don't know Borat? Well, no, but I know a guy from Kazakhstan, the guy we watched that movie about. No, Ricky, that's Borat. Borat? He's not an astronaut. You don't know Borat? Well, no, but I know of him.

But he's not an astronaut. He's not even real. So the rocket goes up and crashes into this fucking thing. It doesn't crash into it. You know there's a space station that's going around the Earth, right? I've heard about it. I don't believe it until I see it. I haven't seen it yet, but I'm sure, I don't know, people claim there is one, so sure.

Ricky, there is one. It's a... It's not a hoax. It's like a ghost? No, Ricky, it's up in space. You can't just see it. I mean, you can see it when it's going over. Until I see them, say, hey, ghost, or hey, God, or whatever, you can't totally believe it. I mean, you believe it, but you're in the back of your mind going, I don't know.

These are scientists, man. They're not going to fucking lie to you. They lied about the moon, didn't they? No one ever fucking went on the moon. Oh, yeah, here we go. Here we go. Mr. Conspiracy Theory. Yeah.

Ricky. Mr. Conspiracy Theory. Yeah. Ricky. Drink, big wheel of beer. See how I slid that in there? Bone-jigger. That's a good one. Make your bird hungry. Ricky, that's not gonna, they're not gonna use that for a slogan. I heard some news.

You know, the doggy, the bounty hunter guy? Yeah. He's afraid to fucking go after this El Chapo. Yeah. What? Yeah, he's afraid. He said he's fucking out of his league. Who's El Chapo?

He's a fucking big drug lord, man. Cartel? Yeah, man. Dog's like, you know what? Can't do it. Well, fuck. No shit. Why would he risk his life, man. Dog's like, you know what? Can't do it. Well, fuck. No shit. Why would he risk his life, man?

He's got, like, pepper spray. I don't know. If you're going to be fucking, hey, I'm Doggy fucking, I can catch anybody, you've got to, I don't know, at least make him intense. Well, Ricky, he's just a TV show now. You can't believe. Well, he actually does do it, Pops. Oh, yeah.

I mean, he did get fucked over. He did get arrested already in Mexico for trying to, you know, show off or whatever. Who did? Doggy. Dog the Bounty Hunter got arrested in Mexico. His name's Dog, not Doggy. It's Dog the Bounty Hunter. I know.

Dog the Bounty Hunter. He's not afraid of anybody. I don't even know why I brought that up. It just popped in my head. I was just thinking about drugs, and then it went to drug lords, and boom, El Chapo. I don't believe that. I don't think he would be afraid of him. See how the circle goes? I mean, he's dealing with the cartel, man. He's dealing with a fucking army. Fucking machine guns.

He's got a pepper spray gun. With his son. Come on. What is that? It's a weird-looking thing they have on the table. I don't know. I didn't put that there. It's some kind of a... Were you using that?

I wasn't using that. It's like a... It's a picture. It's a... It's a digital lady. Digital lady. Digital lady. And Ricky...

Looks like she got punched in the face. Boy, some people are only listening to this. They can't see the digital lady. Digital lady. Digital lady. And Ricky. Looks like she got punched in the face. Boy, some people are only listening to this. They can't see the digital lady. What if we do this? For those at home listening to this without a picture, Ricky is now holding the picture up to his microphone. There you go. See?

Well, that did a lot, Rick. Okay, boys, look, I'm on the entertainment news. All right, what's going on? Here, let's just see something. Hopefully something fucking good, because this has been a really shitty podcast. This is a real headline. Ed Sheeran accidentally poops his pants during concert.

Says he farts all the time on stage. That's on a real website that's news that's eonline.com that's actually a real why is that news just because he's famous people themselves all the time wow well yes it's because he's famous ricky he's on stage you know in front of thousands of people was he wearing shorts i not. Most famous people don't admit they shit their pants. Why did he? It must have been obvious. He must have been wearing shorts. Ran down his leg. Yeah, that could have happened.

I don't think so, man. Yeah, it says he misjudged one. He said he farts a lot on stage and he misjudged one. And you know what happens. So do I ever. He's going to be popular with the ladies now. He gets a lot on stage and he misjudged one. And you know what happens. So do I ever. He's gonna be popular with the ladies now. They're just gonna love fucking hanging out with him.

Yeah. Shit himself. Shit himself. That's a... He likes to fart a lot, so... That's a tough badge to sew on your jacket. That's, people do believe that's news, though they feel it necessary to talk about that.

I mean, how many times have you pissed yourself and you've never made it on the E! online? Well, you know what, he cut... I'd say I average once a month, maybe. Times that by... Still or when you were little? Off and on. Let's talk about something else.

Ricky, do you piss yourself once a month? Probably not, but you know, sometimes you get pretty drunk and you're like, fuck, you're laying there, so fucked up, you're like body stoned, going, I cannot get out of the car to piss. I'll deal with it in the morning. So you piss yourself in the car, so the car that I ride in the back seat of is saturated in piss.

No, no, I mean, whatever I'm wearing absorbs most of it. It's just pretty much pure alcohol anyway. It evaporates. Did you know he was pissing in the car? I didn't know, Pops. I didn't. Once in a fucking while, guys. Come on.

All right, let's just change the subject to a voice. Ricky, if you piss in the car once, it's over. I mean, you've got gotta do something about it. You gotta clean it or whatever. Depends if you sleep on your back, on your front, or on your side. And normally, when I'm not drunk, I sleep on my back. Lucky for you. Meaning you pissed all over your own stomach and chest?

Well, then it would run off, but it would get caught up in your shirt and your pants. And usually I'm wearing underwear. So that's three different things that's gonna soak it up. then it would run off, but it would get caught up in your shirt and your pants, and usually I'm wearing underwear. So that's three different things that's going to soak it up. Boys, this is like a disgusting thing to be talking about. Like, can we talk about... No, I just find it fascinating that he has a whole system for pissing himself in the car. Like, if he's on his back and he's got on underwear and pants and a shirt, that's a deciding foul.

Yeah, you know what? I think I got enough on here to absorb her. I'm just going to fuck piss right here. And then sleeping in your piss. Folks, if you've ever eaten fucking four weed brownies and gone to sleep, it's pretty much impossible to get up and piss. Trust me. You're done.

But you can't hold your piss? I don't say, hey, fuck, I'm just going to piss myself on a regular basis. When I can't get up, I'm like, holy fuck, I can't move. I'm going to have to piss myself. But you can't hold your piss? For so many times, so many hours. But fuck, you've got an eight-hour fucking buzz on from four weed brownies, buddy. Boy, it's just like, you know, people listening to this conversation.

I actually forgot we were still doing the podcast. Exactly. Come on, we can move on to something else. Let's definitely move on. And our time is almost up. You know what? We can just cut around that. Can we just cut that out? We can cut it out, podcast. Exactly. Come on, we can move on to something else. Let's definitely move on. You know what? We can just cut around that. Can we just cut that out?

We can cut it out, yeah. Done. Fuck talking about pissing yourself. No, we're not cutting. I don't cut things out of the podcast. All right, just keep it in.

I know for a fact you've pissed yourself. I've seen it. I have pissed myself, Ricky. I know you've shit yourself on a few occasions as well. He did. See, look at that.

See? We'll cut around this as well. This is what you got yourself into, okay? Let's just wrap this up The podcast No, I want to just clear my name here The podcast is over It isn't over

I need to clear the air here Well, I'm done You guys can keep going on I have pissed myself, I'll admit it Maybe, you know Six, seven times Since I've been, you know, older. Did you say piss yourself

or shit yourself? Sorry. I missed the first part. My boys. See, now this is the way we're ending it. No, let's not. Let's just end it this way.

No, we're not done. Let's end it on a bit. We'll cut around all this. We'll cut around, okay. Get rid of it. Everybody pisses and shits themselves, okay? Let's just move on a bit. We'll cut around all this. We'll cut around. Okay. Get rid of it. Everybody pisses and shits themselves, okay? Let's just move on and finish up this podcast with a C letter. Why do you?

Why are you in such a hurry? I just want to get the fuck out. I need to get another drink, man. Where do you got to go? I'm out of ice. Are you done drinking? No, I want to get another drink. Are you done smoking?

Let's have another drink and another smoke then. Excuse me, guys. Okay, well, I guess we wrap her up, do we? No, not yet, do we? We'll do another one of these, okay? I started slow, but I'm having fun now guys. We shouldn't stop. I need some fucking ice. I need some fucking ice.

How about I have a beer? How about maybe you have some ice here next time we do a podcast? Just wait, here's another headline. Fucking Jesus. Here's another headline. This is interesting. It says The Rock is looking for a weightlifting partner. He's looking for somebody in a tight black shirt.

That's real funny. Tight black shirt. You know what? Turn this off. He prefers him to have a goate You know what? Turn this off. He prefers him to have a goatee. Julian. Fuck man.

You're just fucking being a dick now. All the things. He's being a dick. We're done. No we're not. Have a go. The Rock is looking for a- Fucking life everyone.

Weightlifting partner. Fuck off bubs. We still got beer. We still got hash. We have weed. We have hotty oil. We have gas. So let's turn this off and go do all of it.

Well, we gotta do a proper sign-off. All right, thanks for... Should I have another nap? We're trying to do a sign-off. Do whatever you want, Rick. I should just nap for 20 minutes, boys, and then we'll keep it going, all right? Go have a fucking nap.

Okay, Ricky, I'll do the sign-off while you... All right. All right, well, thanks for listening to the Trailer Park Boys podcast, the official one. Ricky. Just end it, folks. Why don't you go in on the couch? Why does he do that?

Nice fucking pillow. Why wouldn't you take the ten steps to a nice comfy couch with a pillow? Bubs, for those of you at home who can't see this, Ricky has curled up on the kitchen table and is using a chip ball. A chip ball for a pillow. Glass chip ball. All right. See you later.

Cheers. Cheers. Yeah.