Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 2 - It's Not Rocket Appliances

Episode Date: June 8, 2020

The world's a bit f**ked right now, but the Boys are here to bring the laughs! Today's topics include the Joe Exotic cockaround, how Ricky can get more self-smarted, and the SpaceX rocket launch. Plus: Why does Julian want to hang off a tall building to get a selfie?

Ta-da! How's it going, boys? What's up, guys? Oh, she's gone. Yes, sir. How you doing, bubs? Let me just pat you on the chest there, Ricky. Oh, there's Ricky.

Thanks, man. Here's Julian. Here, Julian, I'll give you a little under the table. A little work over. Pretty friendly. Bob's. Bob's. What? See, there's nothing I can do about this. Do about what?

You gave me some under the table work, and there's nothing I can do about it. No, you can't stop me. I can get under there. Let me just check our shots here, boys. I got old Ricky. There he is. I got me.

Oh, hello. And I've got the J-Man. The J-Man. Okay, let me just see. Oh, look, there's me and Dewey. Hey, bud. How's she going? What's up, buddy?

It's going good, man. Ricky, how you doing? Pretty good? I'm doing..., man. Ricky, how are you doing? Pretty good? I'm doing... I'm okay. Just okay. I'm sick of this shit. Yeah, it's getting a little tiring, isn't it?

How long has it been, man? Two months? More than that? It's been a while. Yeah. I'm starting to lose it. Well, you know what? I was going to say it's better than being in jail, but probably not for you, Rick.

I'd go to jail, actually. Except there's a lot of cases in jail, so I can't go to jail. There is a lot. You know who I saw? You know who's got it? You know who's got the Rona? Who? Stephen Avery.

Really? Stephen Avery. No way. Remember Stephen Avery from Making a Murderer? Yeah. That poor cocksucker that they framed three or four times? He's got the corona.

He's got the rona. Jesus. He's got the rona. Like he didn't already have a shitty enough fucking existence. Yeah, that's true. Poor prick. Poor bastard's got the rona. That's such a rona.

My, my, my, my Corona. You know what, boys? You know what? One thing we haven't really talked about. Maybe we have, but I don't remember. The fucking, that, that, that Tiger place we went to. Like, what the fuck's going on? Carol Baskett's place.

We talked about. I think we talked about that. We did. There's some serious shit going on right now. Her husband's will was forgery. Something like that, yeah. Her husband's will was forged.

They've proved that, which is fact. What's dude, the Tiger King dude? He had to fork. He had to say, here's my land. Yeah. She's got control of land. She got control of fucking what's his face is fucking original. What's his name again?

What's the fucking guy's name? Joe exotic. Joe exotic. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

She's got Joe exotics, original park. Yeah. She's got Joe Exotic's original park. And then when her husband went missing, a.k.a. got fed to the fucking tigers, she produced as well that he had signed. And she got $10 million. And now they're saying, oh, guess what? He never signed it.

Yeah, that's cruel. So that's a bit of a cock around. Somebody should be heard of the fucking Tigers. Well, she might end up getting eaten by a tiger. You never know. I hope she does. Wrecking. Actually, I shouldn't say that, I guess.

Well, they're fucked up, man. It's a fucked up story. She could be totally Looney Tunes. But Randy, I saw him out by his trailer doing this uh thing sign up on bristol board save um the lion king or what's his name joe erotic the tiger king man tiger king the tiger king it's not it's not joe erotic joe exotic you wish erotic for you probably well i think that's what the spelling was on Randy's sign. That's what I'm saying. I think Randy's got a crush on this dude. How come I can fucking hardly hear you, Julian?

Not sure, man. No? You sure the sign didn't say Julian Erotic? No, it wasn't Julian Erotic. I think it was Julian Erotic, and then Randy was, you know. I guarantee you he's got pictures of you through your bathroom window. Who does? Randy. I know he does.

No, he doesn't. He took video of you in your shower years ago. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. He's still not looking at that fucking video, man. Oh, no. Definitely not. No. Randy definitely

wouldn't be looking at a video of you in the shower. No, definitely not. He's probably got videos of all of us. No, he's got no videos of me, bud. Just you. Don't believe that, man. Oh, if he's got any video of me, I'm not. I don't know about him, so I hope he doesn't.

Hopefully he doesn't have a video of me in my car passed out naked or anything. No, he has. How many times have you passed out naked, man? Lots of times. He's been around with a fucking camera taking videos. I guarantee it. Ricky, you're passed out naked every morning. Every morning. Maybe I should

stop sleeping naked. Oh, well, you sleep in a car with no door and no blinds. You probably should. I mean, the amount of people that have seen your wiener sprawled out in the sun in the morning while you're passed out, it's unbelievable. It really sucked that time when it got sunburned. Which time? The time that it blistered a few years ago.

That was disgusting, man. That was fucking disgusting. It was pretty gross. I mean, I'm not going to lie. It hurt my hell. Why do people need to see it, though? That's what I keep... Why do you keep showing it to people? I don't lay

out naked. I go to bed and I have blankets on and I either sleepwalk or I wake up in the middle of the night and think of piss and I pass out again with no blankets on. I know, Ricky, but once your wiener was burnt, once it was burnt and blustered and peeling why were you showing it to everybody

yeah Donny check out the blisters on my cock Marguerite check out the blisters of my cock well I wanted it to be a lesson this is what happens if you pass a direct sunlight I don't I don't recall it being a lesson well it was a freaking nature people people I would have wanted to see it. It was yours. Ricky. No, man. You don't want to get into. Okay, Pubs.

You're Lionel Tanning. Naked, okay? You blister up your cock from being sunburned. Are you showing people? I don't show anybody my wiener, no matter if it's blistered and burned or all shined up and ready to go. Nobody gets to see my wiener like that. Remember the time that I spelled fuck off with band-aids on my ass and I sunburned

that and then we used to moon people and said fuck off? That was cool. Except it hurt like hell. I remember. Yeah. That was fucked up. Holy fuck boys What Buzz I don't know I feel like having a party Well isn't today I think today is the day

That shit starts to get better In Nova Scotia is it not June the 5th You know what it's the bubble day isn't it I think it is I think restaurants I think restaurants is. And I think. I think restaurants. I think restaurants are open again.

You can go into restaurants. So can I come home? Probably, Ricky. Jesus Christ. I might come home. Finally. After over two months of this shit. We should do a recap.

How many squirrels do you think you've eaten in the last two months? Not that many. Probably seven or eight. That's it? Well, you mean squirrels or squirrels and chipmunks? No, squirrels and chipmunks. Squirrels and chipmunks.

Oh, God. Probably 15, maybe. That's it? I guess. Their little fuckers are hard to catch. God, probably 15, maybe. 14 or 15, I'm guessing. They're a little fuckers are hard to catch. 14, 15 over 60 days, yeah? No, I've been eating a lot of shit. I've been eating a lot of lobster.

I'm going to owe that fisherman my life. That's good, though. You know, like a lot of lobster. You can't argue about having a lot of fucking lobster. No, I never thought I'd say it, but I'm actually getting a little sick of it. I am going to save up some money and find out who that Fisher guy is

and pay him because I feel a little bit bad. Just trying to make a living. If he doesn't shoot you first, man. There's some crazy shit going on in the world. There is some crazy shit.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's not good what happened, but it's good what's happening now. Does that make sense? What do you mean, Ricky? Well, it's fucking horrible what happened, but I think it's going to change the world maybe. Maybe something positive will come out of such an awful negative. There's a lot of

fucking you know hopefully I mean the four cops now are arrested the four fucking the dirty bastards that murdered that poor fella they're all being charged and arrested so that's good. The main son of a bitch

didn't they up his charge? I think. Yes. He's up to second degree murder, I believe. Yeah. That's all good stuff. He's going to have a fun time in jail,

that fella. Are you being sarcastic? Are you... No, he's going to be fucking... He's going to go through hell in jail, man. Are you kidding me? That's fucked. What's going to happen to him? What do you think is going to happen to him? Okay, you got this fucking dirty racist cop asshole.

Kill somebody. He's just going to be fucking... People are going to kick the shit out of him. He's going to have a rough time. He's going to be in solitary, man, for most of the time if he's fucking lucky. They're going are going to kick the shit out of him. He's going to have a rough time. He's going to be in solitary, man, for most of the time if he's fucking lucky. They're going to have to keep him in solitary

or he's going to get killed. Yeah. Yeah. Well, hopefully something good comes out of it. Hopefully. That's all, you know. That's all you can

You guys hear that? What? What was it it like a little duck sounds like there's a goddamn squirrel in here somewhere I didn't hear him or a gigantic rat you better hope it's not a gigantic rat bubs

could be there's one there's probably a fucking shit ton of them there's not a big fucking rat in here I can tell one there's one there's probably a fucking shit ton of them there's not a big fucking rat in here I can tell when there's

rats in my general vicinity we'll see when there's one fucking crawling up your pant leg tonight when you're in bed

just don't forget about that just remember I said that don't your cats take care of the rats yeah but my cats are not in this particular area right now.

Well, I just figured out that cat and rat rhyme. That's cool. You just figured that out now, the cat and rat rhyme. I don't think I've ever said them in the same word or. Yeah. What's a word or called again called again bunch of words put together is a work You kidding me Hey Yes, that's where I was trying to oh fuck man put it in my head

That's the word I was trying to put it in my head. Boys, I'm starting to lose it. I really am. I'm forgetting things. I just feel like I think I need a lot of counseling. I need some good meals. I need some good drugs. I need a lot of booze.

And I need to get banked. And then maybe I'll start to go back to normal. See, the problem is you need to read some books or something, man. You need to get that brain working. I think I've read a book. It might blow it up. Do you have any skin mags out in the woods with you, Ricky? I do not.

I've got to just go all on this thing, what it gets remembered in there. The spank bank. Yeah, I guess that's what they call it. All the material. It's like you're a library up in your brain. Yeah, you're dirty library. All right, just keep that going. Keep the mind working, Rick. You need that big time.

Got to keep the brain going. But I think lack of sleep is not good for you either because i don't really get much sleep and i feel like i'm different now you're eating chipmunks and squirrels man like not even one well one a week two a week like that's not good for you man you need to get protein you're fucking eating berries and grass and leaves yeah i've been eating a bunch of that shit. I've been eating clover, because clover, I guess, has a lot of protein. Cattails. Yeah, but how much are you

eating? Well, I mean, I'm not fading away to nothing here, bud. I wouldn't eat as much as I normally would, and I'm not eating quality stuff. I don't have any hot dogs or hamburgers or anything quality. It's just shitty old wood food. Big fucking

porterhouse steak. No quality hot dogs, eh, Ricky? No. Hot dogs aren't quality, for fuck's sakes. All beef ones are. They're just all beef. They're not all beef. Ricky, you know

all beef just means it could be from any part of the cow. It's still his lips and his arsehole and stuff. No, it's not, is it? It doesn't mean all beef, like just muscle beef. It means, you know, it all came from the beef. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, that's falsely advertising.

Yeah, man, because I didn't even know that. So all beef hot dogs aren't fucking good for you at all? No, they're fucking hot dogs. Hot dogs aren't good for you. Well, why can't they make a healthy one? Well, they can. I fed you one before you puked. Remember I gave you the healthy veggie dog?

Oh, that was a foetoo. Foeetoo? What's that stuff called? Foeetoo doggies. Gross. Yuck. Photo? What's that stuff called? Photo doggies. Gross. Yuck. What did you call them, Ricky? Photo?

Photo. Is that what it is? What is it? Photo Genesis. It's tofu. Tofu. Oh, yeah. I was thinking of photo Genesis of plants.

I guess I got that screwed up. Photo Genesis is how a plant make makers food out of. Genesis. Phil Collins was in Genesis. Was he? Phil Collins was in Genesis. Yes.

Don't really. I didn't know Phil played in the band band just remember eating a lot of food that's different phil collins he's talking about phil collins from the genesis you dummy how the hell is there more than one phil collins phil call you know not that phil not the phil collins we know lived in the park it's gonna say i can't imagine him in a band well that was in a band. Well, that Phil was in a band, too. Phil, our Phil, was in a band. He was a guitar player. Fuck, he was a mean guitar player. Really?

Yeah. Oh, fuck. There's something... Okay, you watched the fucking SpaceX rocket thing, right? Of course. Yes. Was that real? It didn't look real. Something... Well, the landing of the fucking thing back onto that barge,

there was something fucky there, man. Did you notice that? Was I the only one that fucking noticed this? Why? The thing. Just before the fucking thing came down, you can see it, right? Then all of a sudden it cuts out. No, they didn't show it coming down.

They didn't show the fucking landing of the thing on the birds. All of a sudden, boom, it's there. Like, that's the fucking, that's the coolest thing about the whole rocket launch. Whoa. Do you understand the fucking technology involved to transmit a signal off of that fucking thing

in real time? It probably just got buffered, and it got lagged, and then the fucking thing landed and then she caught up and you missed the fucking feed. I don't know, man. That thing landing on a barge in the fucking ocean, moving around like a yeet lag, that would have been fucking fantastic to see.

It's shocking that they didn't fucking... They've done it. They've landed it on the barge. You can look it up. They've done it 50 fucking times if you want to see the video of it. I mean, the impressive thing is probably that the rocket took off and actually made it to the ISSIS. Yes, that is. That's the impressive part.

It made it to the, it's just ISS, Ricky. International Space Station. I'm thinking of how you spell them. Mississippi. ISSI. Yeah. Yeah. I got them mixed up again. Well, anyway, I don't know. I thought it was cool. It looked fake to me. It was just like too many

cool screens and it didn't look like there was enough controls. I don't know. No, that's the new rocket. I'm calling bullshit. That's the new fucking that's the new rocket. I'm calling bullshit. That's the new dragon crew capsule. It looks like a Tesla car. They just press little screen buttons and that does all their

shit? They fly the whole thing with it. The whole thing is autonomous. They don't even... They don't even need the guys in it. No. They're just passengers, really, right? Who are these smart people that come up with this shit? Like, how do they do it?

They're called rocket scientists, Ricky. You know when you hear somebody say, well, it's not fucking rocket science. That's what they mean. Rocket science is very complicated. Rocket appliances, I thought it was. What? Rocket appliances, I thought it was. What? Rocket appliances.

But I mean, the first guy didn't get learned from anybody else. He just knew it, and then he taught it to everyone else. So how did he get to know all this stuff? There was a team. Many people worked on the first rocket science to figure out how to shoot something into space that was back in the late 50s they're working on that and then they shot a monkey up there and then they first they put sputnik up there a little tiny russian satellite and then they fired a monkey up and then they fired yuri gagarin big russian bastard sent him up and then they fired Yuri Gagarin. Big Russian bastard.

Sent him up. Not started it. Apparently there's math involved. Tons of math. Tons. Tons of math. Alright, so I got that part right. So yeah,

so like, too bad this wasn't going on back when you were a kid bubs because maybe they could have got you in I'm not giving up I'm still applying every year they're not taking probably people your age

you saw when we were down there and we flew the space shuttle simulator with Colonel Chris Hadfield Commander Hadfield I mean you saw yourself what he said shuttle simulator with Colonel Chris Hadfield, Commander Hadfield. I mean, you saw yourself what he said. He basically said I was the best he had ever seen. The best

ever that just walked in and did it with no training. I was the best. You crashed, didn't we? No, I landed it. Barely. Almost hit a river or something. I landed the cocksucker just fine. Almost hit the ocean.

You know what? All this stuff kind of makes me feel like I would have paid. I wish I would have paid a little more attention in school and gotten a little smarter. It's never too late, Ricky. You can always upgrade your education. Maybe I'm dumb. I don't think I am, but I'm starting to think there's a lot of people out there that are quite a bit smarter

than me. Totally, man. There's a ton. Not cool. Sucks. Kids are way smarter these days, man. They're fucking gonna they're taking over shit. They're like you've got millionaires that are like fucking 15. It's crazy. Just from playing

video games and shit, right? Yes. Twitchers, they call them. Tech talkers. Tech talkers and twitchers and tweeters and

tweeters and grammars and all the different social media types. What did you say about tweakers? Tweeters, Ricky. People that send out their tweets. Oh, okay. Tweeter and the Monkey Man.

Do you remember that song, Tweeter and the Monkey Man? Yes. I like those guys. A lot of them are dead now, though. Yeah, that's... No idea what they were called but they were good traveling uh oh jesus i've almost got it traveling it starts with a w ricky strawberries traveling strawberry no i know it was a berry. Traveling strawberries. Wobbleberry.

Jesus. See, I've got to not be alone anymore, man. My brain's busted. Broken. It needs a cast. Traveling strawberries. You know what it was, Ricky? It was traveling strawberries, and they used to tour with the California raisins.

Can you cast a head? Because my head is busted. Can you cast a head? What do you is busted. Can you cast a head? What do you mean? I need to put a cast on my head. Let it fix. Your skull's not broken, man. You got like deep internal fucking brain problems.

You know what it is? It's not enough booze and dope. When I'm high or drunk, it's just like snap, snap. Things are just coming to me, clicking, clicking, clicking. But without enough booze and drugs, I'm just like snap, snap. Things are just coming to me, clicking, clicking, clicking. But without enough booze and drugs, I'm just like, it asks a question and my brain goes around and just

trying to find the answer. It's like, where did it go? Oh, there it is. I've got to grab it. I've got to put it back in here and then speak with it in my mouth. It takes forever. Fuck. It's not good. Holy fuck, Bob. We've We gotta get him out of that fucking Out of the woods, bud Yeah

Yeah, I hear ya Starting to show signs, huh? You guys are totally normal? Or You don't even mind this? Why not grabbing shit out of the fucking air With our hands Fuck

Trying to bring them into our brain I don't know man You seem like you're a little fucked up Rick Oh I am No question That's nice Nice You want a drink Julian

Yeah I'd love some Guzzle that whole thing What have you been seeing in the news Anything boys anything Yeah, I'd love something. Guzzle that whole thing. What have you been seeing in the news? Anything, boys? Anything, you know, happening? I thought this was, like, Wednesday, so I didn't really prepare much for today.

I'm sorry. I suck. Hey, man, I didn't know it was Thursday. I found a couple of things, and look at this at this boys I think I've got a program watch this Oh it's full moon tonight boys Is it? Actually that's why I was thinking strawberry Because it's called the strawberry moon

And I did not know that until I read it Hmm And does that mean you plant strawberries today Or what does it mean I don't know Don't know. Don't know, man. Don't know. All right, back to the news.

What were you saying? I forget now. Don't remember. You got something programmed in? Oh, yes. Here, let's just see. I'm just going to push a button. Something's going to come on the screen, and I don't know what it is.

So we just play guess the screen. Let's see. Spider! That's spider. That's a Black Widow spider. Is there a reason I have that programmed in here? Yes, because people are stupid. You know what?

We're talking about kids being smart, but a lot of them are still fucking stupid. And this is the case with this thing. Three kids, Spider-Man fans. They all decide to take a Black Widow spider and fucking get the thing to bite them. So they can have fucking Spider-Man fucking abilities. They were like eight, ten, 9, something like that. So parents come home, they're fucking on the ground puking and freaking out

and shitting themselves. Because of that cocksucker. Because of that cocksucker right there, man. Jesus, they're lucky they're not dead. Can't those things kill you? Those things can kill you, man. Yeah, and they were from a remote fucking town. So it took a few steps to get them to get some help.

You know, they're stupid. I think that's sort of where the name has something to do with that, doesn't it? Why? What name? Black Widow. Well, it means if it bites you, your wife's going to be a widow. Right. Because you're going to be fucking dead.

If it bites her, it should be even better. Yeah, you're fucked. You don't want to get bit by one of those things. If it bites her, you're not going to be a widow. It would be called the black widower then. What? That's right. What's a widower?

That's a man who lost his wife. I didn't know that. I think. Maybe I got that from a guy. You're probably right. God damn it. I have no comment. I don't know.

It's a tough one. So obviously, the first time it got named, it killed a man. Yeah. It was married. Maybe the guy's wife fucking threw the spider at him bit him and he died and then she claimed there was an accident who knows man

probably a lengthy fucking court battle I don't fucking know it's a black widow spider man let's see what happens when I push the button again okay dog whoa Let's see what happens when I push the button again. Okay. Dog.

Whoa. That is a dog with an extremely long fucking nose. That's a snout. Why? I've seen dogs with snouts that long. Why is that a big deal? That's the longest fucking dog snout in the world, man. It's 31 inches.

It's 31 fucking inches long. 31 inches? That dog's nose isn't 31 fucking inches long. Centimeters, man. Jesus. That's a big difference. I fucked up. Fucking Jesus' nose would be that long.

It'd be almost... If it was 31 inches, it'd be twice as long as my bird. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Okay, this is two-year-old Iris. She's a white bourgeois sighthound. Bourgeois sighthound? Yeah. It's getting a lot of attention online for her unusually long snout.

No fucking shit. See, I would have looked at that picture and not even... That's a... Come on, man. You know what they say about dogs with long snouts? What? They got big feet? No, you got to buy them long muzzles.

Wow. Yeah. I think this dog was banged by... Or the mother of this dog was banged by a horse. That's a horse fucking face, isn't it? With a dog kind of mixture. I think there's dogs that have snouts like that. Like a...

Whatchamacallit? A greyhound. Don't they have long snouts? Yeah, but man, this thing is long as fuck. Look at that thing. It looks like someone fucking built the big nose and then sewed it onto the front of the fucking thing. Okay.

How about this? Tell me what this is all about. Pigeon. That is definitely a pigeon. Why is it pink? That's not only, that's not just a pigeon. That's a Pakistani pigeon. Why is it pink? That's not just a pigeon. That's a Pakistani pigeon.

Huh? That is being detained in India. This poor little fucker is being detained in India for being a spy. I think we talked about that. And I guarantee you they spray painted that pink on him because I don't think Pakistani pigeons are pink. So fuck you. How do they know he was a spy? Do you have a gun and

different things like a spy would have? Okay, so this pigeon's being detained in India, right? It's being detained in India. It had a little fucking message on around his ankle, right? So they got the message and said, hey, that's adorable. That's adorable. I know. It was the fuck right so they got the message and said hey that's adorable that's adorable i know they it was the fuck you know what was you know what the message was it was

buddy in pakistan's fucking phone number in case pinky fucking pigeon here got lost or got hit by a car fucking flew into a plane or whatever so it was a pet pigeon with his with his basically like a dog tag except it was a pigeon ankle with his, basically like a dog tag, except it was a pigeon ankle bracelet. So what does that make him a spy? Because I don't fucking know. He flew in from Pakistan a bunch of times, and I don't know, maybe they're not getting along.

Who knows? I don't fucking know. He didn't have his passport with him? Poor little pigeon. I mean, I generally don't like fucking pigeons. I think they're sky rats. But, you know, I feel bad for him. Poor little fella.

Alright, moving on. What else you got for me? I got one more, I think. Here, I'm gonna push the button and see what happens. I don't know what that is. What? Oh, check out these two crazy fuckers. Holy fuck! Is that guy

actually dangling off there by one hand? Yeah. You know what? I guarantee you this guy got banged right after this picture was taken. Because that is take. That's like. Bang. Did he even live?

Did he live to tell this story? Or did he fall to his fucking death? No, he's one of those parkour fuckers. And his wife is into it. So he's like, let's do this fucking picture. Anyway. What the fuck? Soon after that. Yeah. are core fuckers and his wife is into it so he's like let's do this fucking picture anyway what the fuck after that suit yeah soon after that picture they arrested him arrested both of them well you know what i kind of think it's a good idea i don't think you should be dangling off

buildings by one hand like that just to take a picture because guess what if he fucking falls well if he falls guess what happens he goes down and he splats on the fucking ground and then guess what a team of people have to come with shovels and scoop the dirty bastard up and then they you know somebody could be walking by a kid could be walking by and be like mom what's Oh, that's a splattered human being. And then they're fucked up for the rest of their lives because they saw a splattered person and there's people cleaning it up and then another team has to come in and wash the sidewalk down

and get the fucking guts and everything off of there. It's just a lot of shit to deal with. Favs, Favs, Favs. You know what? You're totally not... I wouldn't have thought of any of that. Yeah, but you're not getting getting you're not thinking about the romantic side of this fucking story man that's quite a fuck that's quite a thing to do man i mean

dude is obviously having a good time and the thing is what they're pissed off is they called the kiss vulgar right because i guess they're not into public displays of affection or something in this country, maybe. So that was, they got arrested for the vulgar kiss, more so than hanging off the root, I think. So that's why. Well, I don't, you definitely should not be arrested for giving smooches to each other like that,

but you should be arrested for doing. Being dumb. Exactly, Ricky, for being a stupid arsehole. Trying to get a good picture for your fucking Instagram. God damn it. He does it all the time, man. Well, he's a reckless son of a whore, if you ask me.

Look at him. Look at him. He's dangling just by his fingertips and she's dangling by her fucking knees. So if he, I'll tell you what would happen. If he fucking slipped, she's dangling by her fucking knees. I'll tell you what would happen. If he fucking slipped, she's going to try to

grab him and she's going with him. Like cliffhanger style. Pretty confident, I have to say. Wow. He does it every day. He's still alive. He does it all the time. He climbs up those big fucking towers

and shit. Gets smoo. He does it all the time. He climbs up those big fucking towers and shit. Gets smooches up there. I'm going to make a prediction just like I did with that stupid rocket cocksucker. I bet you within I don't know how many weeks but we're going to be on here again talking about the stupid cocksucker that fell off the fucking

high-rise building dangling by his fingers because he wanted to get a selfie. You fucking mark my words. We're going to be talking about that guy splatted on the fucking sidewalk somewhere. And you know what people are going to say? Fucking witchcraft. They're going to fucking

think you're a fucking witch for saying that and it coming true, bud. It's nothing to do with witchcraft. I'm just making a fucking educated guess. I'm just saying, Bob, you're throwing shit out there. It's nothing to do with witchcraft. I'm just making a fucking educated guess. I'm just saying, bud, you're throwing shit out there. People are going to fucking say you're a fucking witch. Oh, yeah, I was

such, used such wizardry to predict that some arsehole dangling by his fingers is going to fall off a fucking high rise and die. It's not wizardry. I'm getting a good buzz on here, though. I gotta go. I gotta go hunting.

I need some food. Do you, Ricky? Yeah, I'm starving. Tell me when I can come home because I need to get the fuck home. All right. I'll stay here much longer. I'm going to lose it permanently. You know what I'm going to do, Bucks?

I'm going to hang out the window from one hand up there and hang from the window, see how long I can do it. And I might take a picture of it. You couldn't hang off that window for fucking 30 seconds with those big fucking muscles. I could do it for 30.

Wow. And if this fucking pandemic ever stops and I do get a girlfriend, I'm going to do a picture like that. No, you're not. No, you are not. I'm not letting you hang off a fucking high-rise building. I forbid it.

Not a fucking high-rise building. I'm talking like a two-story house or something. No, I'm still not letting you because you fall and break your ankle and then I get fucking stuck waiting on your hand and foot bringing you fucking drinks. Alright, whatever.

We'll see. We'll talk about this later. Fair enough. Is that it? Are we done? I hope next week is better because I can't keep living like this. We'll it? Are we done? I hope next week is better. Because I can't keep living like this. We'll see what happens. I guess say your goodbyes then.

Say bye, Julian. Yeah, I'm going to go clean out the pool of this place. Might try to open it up. See if I can do that. I'm going to go online. And everybody take it easy. Have a good weekend. Are you going to wear your sex glasses all day? You're going to keep those sex glasses on all day?

It's sunny, old man. It's very sunny. Going outside. All right. Fair enough, Ricky. All right. Bye, everybody. Love you guys.

And I hope everybody's doing better. I hope the world is better next week. Right. Later. week. Right. Later. Later. Okay. Tune in next week when you never know what's going to happen. Something crazy could happen.

I have no idea what I'm talking about. Okay, boys. I'll call you later. Maybe we'll fire up Zoom and watch a movie again. Sounds good, man. All right, bud. Okay. See you later. Maybe we'll fire up, fire up zoom and then watch a movie again. Sounds good, man. All right, bud.

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