Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 2 - Snoop Dizzle In The Bizzle

Episode Date: June 3, 2024

The Boys are excited as fack - Snoop Dogg's coming to town, and they're ready to party with him on June 3! But are they gonna have to crawl through the sewers to get into the concert? Julian also tests the Boys' music smarts, as Bubbles reveals his scrump-dilly McCartney claim to fame!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. I'm just saying we should have Gary Busey on. If we can get him with his butter, let me make him some butter sausage. That'd be amazing. I'm fucking for it, man, but who's going to get a hold of him? You. That's what I'm saying.

Gary, how the fuck am I going to get a hold of you? Well, you're the big fucking icon, you know. I'm running the fucking show. You came up with the idea. You should be the one fucking trying to figure it out. Okay, if Gary Busey's out there watching, we want to bring you to Sunnyvale and make you some butter sausage. He's not watching.

Probably not. He's probably not watching. Is he banged up on booze? Is that his thing? Gary Busey? He's just losing it. No, he's just losing it. I mean, he had a bad accident years ago, and people say that maybe that, you know, had something to do with it bad i like gary

busey man i love gary busey he's not he's never um what's the word boring well yeah he's he loves video i mean i don't know maybe he's i don't know anything about it the sausage thing he wanted there was something up he was talking about sausage. Duck sausage. No, butter sausage. Butter sausage. Didn't you ever fucking watch the butter sausage thing he did? Yeah, we did. I think we watched it on this. Yeah, I think we did. So if they filmed a

sequel to Point Break, do you think he'd be able to pull it off? No, not at this point. It'd be awesome. They should just go with it. Fucking's no fucking way. It'd be awesome. They should just go with it. Fucking throw him in there. It'd be a different movie, wouldn't it?

I mean, he was in the Buddy Hawley story, too, right? Which was a shit movie. Terrible. Well, they didn't fucking tell the story properly about Buddy Hawley, first of all. They didn't even have... Did they get the crash, right?

They didn't really film the crash, Ricky. You want to get out before that. You don't want to show that, you know, and just say, that's what happened. They didn't even have the fucking right guitar on them, for fuck's sakes. If you're going to make a movie about Buddy Ollie, make sure you have him playing the right fucking guitar.

That's a pretty bad fuck-up. Terrible. Jesus. Well, you know what? We've been talking about music and shit. This should be like a music-themed pad. All right, let's do it. What do you got?

Because I know you want to officially say hi to everybody. Start the fucking thing. I'm not starting it, man. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Perk After Dark. I'm your host, John Leguizamo. This is Steve Buscemi and... Bobby Beef.

Bobby Beef. Big Bobby Beef, triple B. Steve Buscemi. I just got smacked in the face not long ago. Who did? Yeah, he did. Random fucking cocksucker. There's a big thing going on.

Somebody punch Steve Buscemi? There's a big thing going on in New York. People are just going up and fucking up behind people and some whack on the right in the head. And Steve Buscemi got hit. He was one of them. That's fucking terrible. I love Steve Buscemi.

I wish he could have ran after the guy, tackled him, beat the fuck out of him. Why would you hit Steve Buscemi? He's like a small fella and he's... These fuckheads are going around hitting women as well, so if you guys see anybody out there doing it to someone, go up to them, fucking whack them. Knock them over.

Agreed. And then throw them in jail. Fuck, I just spilled my drink onto my microphone. Uh-oh. All right, pops, I hope your brain is tip-top today because there's a lot of shit here because I know you're the music guy. You know a lot about music.

I've got a few things to ask you today my friend hit me i can't believe it's may 31 last day of may boys yes sir yes sir and that means the snoop dogg's gonna be here in a few days yes monday night monday night snoop dazzle i'm gonna get his bezel we're gonna go to is he giving us some tickets to that concert or what i'm sure. I hope so. If not, we've got to sneak in, which would suck.

But we should be able to get in. We know Snoop. But that night, we're having a party afterwards. You guys all know this.

You've been seeing the fucking videos we've been posting. But it's going down. Private party with Snoop Dogg. That's going to be fucking nuts.

It's going to be a no holds barred that night, boys. We are going to get on it. I don't know if people understand. It's going to be a no-holds-barred that night, boys. We are going to get on it. I don't know if people understand. It's in a small, it's in a nightclub. You're going to be like fucking 10 feet from Snoop Dazzle. You'll be able to spit on him.

Not that you should. He'll be rolling around drunk. You better not get kicked out of the bar that night. Well, I don't think it's possible. In fact, he already said he's going to smoke. So we know we're getting fucking fined. Okay. Yeah.

All right. Well, they should give us a pass. It's Snoop Dogg. It's Snoop Dogg. He has to smoke. It's like taking a scuba. It's a medicinal thing. Well, it's like taking a scuba diver's oxygen tanks if he's going underwater.

It's like taking Bob Marley's joints and saying, no, Matt. Well, if Snoop's going up to... If he's going up to do the Snoopadelic DJ thing, that's like he needs to smoke in order to exist. How come he wouldn't come on this, or did he try? Or did we try? If I think we could probably make

that happen. It's the first night of his concert though boys he's gonna probably party a bit Monday night with us you know that's

happened it's true you know yeah you're not the easiest person to Snoop Dazzle in the bezel

yeah okay well here we go bubs music this is some shit you remember the

go Ben Hanson Hanson yeah mmm bob bob bob mmm bob kind of pissed off This is some shit. You remember the band Hanson? Hanson. Hanson, yeah. Mmm-bop. Bop-bop. Mmm-bop.

Give me the bop-do. Kind of pissed off because it's a bop-bop-do. There's a deep, removed meaning to the mmm-bop. You know what the mmm-bop means? No. That's the sound your mother makes when she gets it. No. Isn't it?

No, no, no, no. You don't know. She gets her groceries. It has nothing to do with my mom. All right. Mbop represents a frame of time. So it's an mbop. They're gone.

Okay. That means, okay. Gone and mbop. Gone. Everything in your life comes and goes very quickly. So it's pretty deep. Those little fucking young motherfuckers. They probably didn't even know that when they fucking did it.

No, they did. They wrote it, but they were like, oh, everybody thinks it's just pop tune. There's a lot of haters. You gotta figure out what matters, and you've gotta grab onto those things. That's what they said. And they wrote it according to the internet. They did, man. If they did, then hats off to them.

They wrote a fucking hit song when they were kids. Probably made a gajillion dollars, and they're probably retired now and live on you know lakes in nevada or something here we go this one is one i think that i might get you on this one bubs big lakes in nevada ricky i thought it was a desert am i thinking of somewhere else i mean there's lakes in nev, but I think I am thinking of Nebraska. All right, Bucks.

Here's a Beatle one. The Beatles. Okay. You say you think you know everything about them? I know something. Ticket to Ride. How did that all come together? What do you mean, how did it come together?

The song Ticket to Ride. What do you mean, how did it come together? What's it about? Come on. Ticket to Ride? Well, there's a debate. Okay, I like where you're going with this, because there is a debate. Between who? I heard.

I want to hear what you heard. This was a long time ago, and it probably isn't true, but I heard that there was a big concert called Ride. She had a ticket to ride and didn't give a fuck. To the music festival. No, man. Fuck! No, that's and didn't give a fuck to the music festival. No, man. Fuck! No, that's just one of those people

trying to guess. Okay, bubs. It's a debate between who? I'm fucking stumping you this time, man. This is a great day. It's a debate between who? Yeah. Fuck, I was reading

Paul McCartney's new lyrics book and I didn't get up to take a drawing yet either. Gotcha. Okay, what is it? Okay. John Lennon and Paul McCartney, they say it was about two different things.

Paul McCartney, this is what he said, it was a ticket to Ride, which is a seaside town on the northeastern coast of Isle of Wight. That's where McCartney's cousin owned a pub. So he and Lennon sometimes would hitchhike there, but they would get a ticket to ride. On the other hand, we have Mr.

What's his name? John Lennon. He said, no, no, this is about, they went to Hamburg, and he coined the phrase ticket to ride to describe these cars that prostitutes would get. This is what I thought ticket to ride was about. When they had a clean bill of health down there with their hoochies. That's what I thought ticket to ride was about. I didn't want to say it on the.

Well, that's what it's about, man. Why would you say she's got ticket to ride and she don't care? She probably would care if she got a clean hoochie. Well well i don't know what the fuck because because you talked to paul they were playing on the reaper bond in hamburg during the early 60s it was like it was apparently just like you know disneyland for adults it was all prostitutes and yeah drugs and booze that's where the beatles play at the star club in Hamburg on the Reeperbahn. And John Lennon claimed later but he, see John Lennon

might have just said that to fuck with Paul McCartney. That's what they say. They're saying he loved to fuck with them. So I'm going with Paul. So I think it was a ticket to ride. We can't really ask John. They can't. We can't really ask Paul McCartney. When the fuck are we going to meet him?

Never. It's never going to happen. I think it's not. I knew you were going to do it. It's not going to fucking happen, Bubz. Why? You basically have been fucking trying to, I don't know, you're basically like a stalker with Paul McCartney.

I met him, though. When? I finally got to meet him. Bullshit. Mexico met him though. When? I finally got to meet him. Full shoot. Mexico City, baby. When was, you didn't tell me about this. Didn't I? No, man. I was at his fucking, I was in his fucking suite at the Four Seasons, baby. Uh oh. What'd you do? Nothing, Ricky. There was not just me and him. There was a party happening. Okay.

However, if the man requested... Ricky. You are the super fan to him. No, if he requested... If he said, here's my bass guitar... Yeah. All you have to do is... Well, what would you do?

Because you know what the fucking thing's probably worth? What? If he put the... If they said, okay, here's Paul McCurt and he's fucking Hoffner. Mm-hmm. Mainwind that he played. Yeah. The one that looks like a violin. If they put it up, yes, it's called a violin bass, Hoffner 501.

All right. I bet you they'd get... $20 million for it. Jesus Christ. So what, the question then becomes, what would you do? No, the question's back to you. What would you do? I mean, I would do almost anything for $20 million. I wouldn't even sell it.

If I could have it, I wouldn't even sell it for $20 million. I'd fucking keep it. It would be gone. I'd play it and just look at it, hug it. I'd take it to bed. That's a waste, man. No. You'd play with it for like a week and then you'd be bored with it. You would be gone. I'd play it and just look at it, hug it. I'd take it to bed. That's a waste, man. No. You'd play with it for like a week and then you'd be bored with it.

You'd be like, all right. No, I wouldn't. I'd be like, holy fuck, I'm playing off a carton. Think about how much money you could have with 20 million bucks. I actually got to touch the Hoffner. 20 million dollars is a lot of money. That's not code for anything. That's fucking code.

That's not code. That is definitely code. Okay. Is that what he calls his money. That's not code for anything. That's fucking code. That is definitely code. Okay. Is that what he calls his way? That's what I'm saying. And you know what? I got to have a Macarita. Is that like a Macarena? No, it's like a margarita made by Maca.

Macarita. What the fuck are you talking about, man? You lost me. Maca, that's what they call the people on the inside, Ricky. Everybody's called him Macca since the 60s. What? That's McCartney's nickname, Macca. The inside group,

you're called a Macca. No, no. Paul McCartney's nickname is Macca. M-A-C-C-A, as in short for McCartney. And it's not just people on the inside. I mean, fans refer to him as Macca. So do you consider yourself a friend right now? Well, yes, I think we're pretty tight.

You're not fucking tight with Paul McCartney. I'm pretty close with him. You grab this Hoffner and you're fucking best friends with him. If somebody fucking went up to Paul McCartney and said, do you know who Bubbles is? He would say, yes, I've met him. This guy that grabbed my fucking off there. That's right.

He might say that. He said, do you know who Julian Rickey is? But I got to have a Macarita that Paul McCartney made, which is the nickname. He makes a very special margarita called a Macarita. Was it good? It's delicious, and it's got a lot of fucking booze in it, too. Wow.

It's like four ounces of booze, three ounces of booze. Okay, that was amazing. All right. Is it possible we could steal this fucking... I guess it wouldn't be worth as much money, then. How many people are, like, you know, securities around that Hoffa?

Oh, you're not going to get near that Hoffner, I'll tell you right now. You'd get stabbed. Secret service guard is... If you got blackout drunk, you wouldn't remember anything anyway. But he doesn't carry it around and guard it

himself, boys. He just shows up at the gig and it's there and he plays it and then it goes back into... So we've got to get the people looking after it. I know who looks after it. Well, that's the first way in. I know who looks after it. The Hoffners's the first way in. I know who looks after it. You're friends with him? I met him.

The Hoffner's going to be fucking stolen one of these days. And he gave me a gift. I have a gift. I bet he did. Stage-played guitar picks. All right, here we go. Here's another one. We love this song.

You've got to fight for your right to party. Beastie Boys. Beasties.. Beasties. Fucking beasties. Okay, so what do you think that whole fucking song's about? Fighting for your right to party, I believe. Yeah, but it was illegal to party somewhere, wasn't it? You gotta fight for your right to party.

You know what, man? It's just, okay. The song was written specifically as a mockery of Purdy anthems. So they're dissing the fuck out of people that have these. Oh, I knew that. Well, it kind of blew up, didn't it? Well, it did, but it is a Purdy anthem, but they were dissing. It's a mockery.

And I think it had something to do with they were dissing themselves, putting out No Sleep Till Brooklyn. Yeah. I think. Pretty good, Bubz. All right. You know who produced that record? Who?

Fucking Rick Rubin, baby. Rick Rubin. Yeah. Meats a hell of a sandwich. All right. We're going to move on to a little bit of country music right now, but it's with someone we love. Truckin' music?

No, man. Dolly Parton. Dolly fucking Parton. I Will Always Love You. Yep. That's a big one. Yep. Okay, there's some fucking,

some shit about this one. Okay. Before you even get going, I'll tell you, she wrote that. Yep. She wrote I Will Always Love You, which became a big smash for Whitney Houston. She wrote I Will Always Love You, which became a big smash for Whitney Houston.

She wrote I Will Always Love You and Jolene wrote them the same day. Shut up. She wrote two songs in one day and they were both massive legendary hits. I got more of history on this fucking song, bubs. She was on a show called The Porter Wagner Show. Yes, Porter Wagner Show. Fantastic show. She wanted to get the fuck off that show

so buddy said hey you read some shit and we'll see we can let i'll let you go you can get off the fucking show anyway she wrote this and he said that he said that's the prettiest song he's ever heard and he said you can now leave my show really yeah so he had her by the fucking range there for a little while what was she doing on the show i don't fucking know i don't even know what the porter wagner show is porter wagner show was like uh you know a music variety show where he'd have guests on porter wagner oh my god he was a handsome devil but she didn't want her like she didn't want to leave because she was like you know i didn't she wanted to you know make him understand how much he appreciated everything he's done for her

right so it was kind of like i gotta get the fuck away from you now but guess what man you helped me out here's my song so what he did watermelons back then huh was she sporting the big water oh she had beautiful cans back there always man but man. But, you know, that's whatever. Dolly's not just about her boobs. I know, that's what I'm saying. But a lot of jokes being made. I think that she was, but I disagree. One of the most talented ones.

But what she did was let Porter Wagner produce that album, which he probably made a ton of money. I would say. Oh, he produced the record? He did. That's what she did. Porter Wagner. You know who else I'm fucking just cranking lately?

Who? Conway Twitty. Holy fuck, Conway knew how to throw down. You're really getting into the country, man. The country music. Tight-fitting jeans. Tight-fitting jeans. Put on tight-fitting jeans and tell me that doesn't slap.

Are you serious? Yes. Tight-fitting, Jenny. One of the lines is, she knew there was a tiger in these tight-fitting jeans. No way. Sounds like he's talking about his wiener, but he's not. What's he talking about? See, that should be on here.

What is he talking about? He's talking about, you know, just that there's a party animal in there tiger not he's not talking about his tiger penis all right tight fit jeans conway twitty oh tell me this doesn't slap as the kids say these days this song slaps let's just see slaps your big muscle tits right up around your ears here we go this is it man Slaps your big muscle tits right up around your ears. Here we go. This is it, man. Get your shoulder going.

Flatten the voice on them. Oh, it's just karaoke version. You've got to sing it. I was like, Jesus Christ, he starts singing by now. I'm sure of it. Well, you get the karaoke version if you want it. What the fuck off? See?

I was going to say that's a shitty thing. The fucking recording is astounding. Here we go. I'm going to fast forward a bit. No, don't fast forward. Okay, just a sec. I'll wait until he gets into it. What is going on here?

Here we go. Yeah, man. It's just like bizarre. I'll wait until he gets in there. What is going on here? Here we go. Yeah, man. Is this like Bizarro? What's in this? A Barbie four. Woo! Type it in. Oh, it's her type it in.

Yes. So he's looking at the camera. She's like a, she's like a rich lady, but she got dressed down to come into the bar. I still use the champagne, but I'll buy you a beer.

Woo! She said you got me figured out. All right. Is that enough? One more chorus. All right. I'll tell you about these type hitting jeans. All right. She that enough? One more chorus. All right. Type it in jeans.

All right. Boys, I want to, let's go down to the Legion and have some drinks. You know what? I feel like I want to get drunk right now. You guys want to go to the Legion? Let's send me out with the bank. Celebrate the last day of May. Fuck it. There's a tiger in these tight-fitting jeans.

There's a tiger in these. So what, okay, all right, all right. So it's a chick we're talking about, right? Yeah. And the tiger in the, what's the tiger in the jeans? Is that? I'd have to listen to it again.

I think he switches to talking about his jeans Well, the tigers are from the cat family. What, I mean, is that what he's talking about? Meh. It could be reading too much into it, man, but I like where you're going with it. What? I mean, is that what he's talking about? Meh. You could be reading too much into it, man, but I like where you're going with it. I'd like to, does he have a video for this?

Because I want to kind of see what this is looking like. You know what I was thinking? What? I was thinking if he was still alive, well, actually, Kanye West should do one of his songs as Kanye Twitty. Imagine that. He would fucking do that, man.

Imagine if Kanye did Tight Fitting Jeans but did it under the name Kanye Twitty. Post Malone just did a fucking country tune. And so did Beyonce. Everyone's fucking doing country tunes. Country's where it's at, baby. Kanye Twitty. Kanye Twitty. West.

Bubbles and the Shit Rockers. Just plug it into fucking GT40. What the fuck is GT40? What's that? Chat GT40. GT40. That's a fucking car. That's a very nice car.

I thought it was AI. AI. No, that's Chat GPT 4.0. Oh, I was close then. 4.0, 40. Hmm. Yeah. All right. Are.0, 40. Hmm. Yeah. All right.

Are we moving on? We can. Can this guy get fined for body slamming the killer whale? Fucking jealous. What? He body slammed a killer whale? How the fuck you done? Standing on the edge of the boat, the killer whale was swimming by.

I was like, fuck you. Body slammed him. Jumped right in the water. Yeah. How do you body slam a killer whale? I don't know. Pretty ballsy, though. You think, because then he kept swimming there for a little bit.

If I was a killer whale, I would have come around and just, like, whoosh. Like, so seriously, they're saying he hurt the killer whale. Well, they're protected, right? Fucking work could take a lot more than a guy. Some drunk arsehole fucking slamming him. I think if they gave him money, not taking money. They should have, yeah, totally, man. And the guy didn't get eaten or nothing, didn't lose any weight.

That's not a fucking ballsy move, though. Drunk. He was fucking drunk, I guarantee you. And there were babies around. Yeah, I'm surprised he didn't get drunk. He doesn't even remember doing it. It was old Gossy, probably. Dumbass film.

It was old Gossy Thompson. That's how he got fined. Old Gossy Thompson power slammed a fucking salmon down in the fucking Stoiac River. Remember that? Who? Old Gossie Thompson power slammed a fucking salmon down in the fucking Stuiak River. Remember that? Who? Old Gussie Thompson. What is he doing in the Stuiak River? He jumped on a salmon.

Power slammed, he body slammed a salmon, crushed it. All right. I don't remember that, man. You ask old Gussie, he'll tell you. All right. I'm going to move on to Bruce Springsteen. Do you like Bruce? Do you like that guy?

Yeah. You hear that as his first album? He wrote that as a young little Bruce? Yeah. He said, uh-uh, no fucking way. You know why? None of these songs are going to sound good on the radio. So he wrote a song.

Blinded by the Light. Blinded by the light blinded by the light that was a fucking great tune man but he basically did he record it? he recorded it he sat down with the fucking rhyming dictionary and just belted this thing out

with his pen and paper right after he ate a big giant ball of gravel he used to eat a ball of gravel every morning to get his throat prepped. See, it's brimstone, baritone, anti-cyclone, rolling stone. See, that's all just like rhyming, like a nursery rhyme, right?

Yeah. But I don't think it really became a hit until Man for Man took over, and they did their version. Shit. I didn't even know Springsteen recorded it. Me too, man. That's a great tune. Blinded by the light.

Yeah. And what's the lyric of Blinded by the light don't know do you know blinded by the light something in the night i don't fucking know what is it man revved up like a deuce. Yes, yes. Another runner in the night. But everybody always thought it was something about a douche. No, it was a douche coupe, isn't it? Douche coupe. Revved up like a douche.

Like a douche coupe. She's my little douche coupe. You don't know what I got. That was pretty interesting. Oh, fucking. Here we go. Aerosmith. You an Aerosmith fan?

Nope. Me either, man. I'm not really into them. I like that one song from the 70s. Walk This Way? Nope. No, he means... Yeah.

I don't like it anymore. I used to love that song. Okay, so they had that for many years, the music to that song? Walk This Way? Yeah. And then... What happened, yeah and then uh what happened man i forget what happened oh oh so the boys were watching young frankenstein right murdy fellman yeah and murdy was like said to the monster walk this way so they were like you know what that's

what that fucking song is going to be about. Walk This Way. Because before that... Do you know the joke, though, from the movie Walk This Way? No, man. He turns around and he walks all fucked up in the monster's dirt. Imitating him. Yep. That's what it's about, man. Yeah.

I didn't know that. So you did it. Today, Clint Eastwood. What the fuck? He was born in 1930. He's fucking... He's old. How old's Clint?

Ninety what? Ninety-three or ninety-four. Depends when he was born. He's's old how old's Clint? 93 or 94 depends when he was born he's hitting 100 no problem 1938 Johnny Paycheck Johnny Paycheck holy fuck take this job and shove it take this job and shove it I ain't working here no more

that's a song that's easy to figure out fuck man there's a lot of crazy people. Drive that fucking right up your ass. I ain't working here no more. John Bonham. Take a big hydraulic sock of my nuts. I ain't working here no more. Carly Twitty has got you riled up, man.

John Bonham. We've got to watch Moby Dick live. All right. Let's do that tonight. John Bonham, we've got to watch Moby Dick live. All right. Let's do that tonight. John Bonham, birthday today? Oh, we've got to have a toast to John Bonham. Toast to John Bonham. Right on.

You know what? I just learned how to count in Rock and Roll by Led Zeppelin. What? Tom Berringer. You know the intro to Rock and Roll? Ba-da-da-ba-da-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. I always had it wrong in my head forever. Towne Berenger. You know the intro to LeBrock and Roll? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I always had it wrong in my head. Forever.

My whole life. I just learned it. Okay. The other day. One of your faves, bubs. Great to fucking know. It starts on the end of three. That's the key to the whole thing. Whatever the fuck that means.

Corey Hart. One of your faves. His sunglasses were my favorite. Remember we snuck into that concert? It was one of our first, boys. And Gowan was open. And you know what? He had a heart attack on stage or something.

Remember? It's DMC's birthday. Run DMC? DMC. DMX? Daryl McDaniels. That's where run DMC comes from, I guess. Run DMC.

Didn't know that. All right. All right. All right. Scotty Hill, guitarist from Skid Row. Skid Row? Yeah. Is he still playing with them? Brooke Shields.

Brooke Shields. Colin Farrell. And Jeremy Hotz, Canadian stand-up comedian. All right. There's a lot of birthdays, man. And one, and two, and one, and two, and three, and four, and one. All right, this is what we're going to do. There she's in.

We're going to go to the liquor store. We're going to grab some booze, whatever you can. Don't be too fucking picky. Just get in, get out. Just get drunk. I'm going to listen to Conway Twitty, man. Let's go to the Legion and see if there's a Conway Twitty on the jukebox. We can get her cranking.

As long as you're buying. First round. First round on Julian. No, on you. All right, see you guys. Remember, Snoop concert. That's it, we're done. Come on.

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