Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 2 - Sweet Empowered Chicken Burgers (With Egg Rolls)

Episode Date: April 15, 2019

For f**k's sake Ricky, put your pants on and get ready for Episode 2! Find out why Park After Dark isn't in the dark, whether a peacock mantis shrimp or armadillo would make a good pet, and why you shouldn't take a dirty ol' grizzly bear bowling. Also: Ricky cooks up a fusion cuisine treat!

Oh, we fucked. Ricky. Ricky. Here's your mic, bud. Fuck off. No, we gotta shoot. The boys are on their way. Fuck. Fuck! How long's it gonna take you to get rid of your figure?

Jesus Christ. Oh, fuck. Ricky. Rick. Oh, no. No. No. What are you doing?

He's back here. Oh, for fuck's sakes. Ricky! Is he not up? Sort of. Ricky! Where is he? I'm coming for fuck's sakes. Ricky, what are you doing?

The fuck are you doing down there? Fucking playoffs, boys. They're fucking killing me. Why didn't you sleep in the bed? You're right beside it. I don't know. I don't know. Well, let's go. We gotta shoot. What the fuck? There.

So we need to do this today, for fuck's sakes? We gotta do this right the fuck now. Come on. Let's go. You're the one that said you wanted to shoot in your trailer, so let's go. Put some pants on. Close your legs. Let's go. You're the one that said you wanted to shoot in your trailer, so let's go. Put some pants on. Close your legs. Fuck, boys. Here. Here, get up. Fucks.

Great start, guys. Great fucking start to this, huh? You gonna put your pants on? I'm good. All right, just give me 40 seconds. Ricky, 40 seconds isn't gonna do anything. I'm coming. What do you got, your little microphone there?

Clip it on your shirt, let's go. Let's go, come on. Here, just follow us. Follow us and he'll get his pants on. Brush your teeth too, Ricky. It smells like you're eating eating skunk's arse. Alright. Here we go.

Yes, sir. Got some popcorn? This is gonna be great park after dark, baby. I'm all refreshed. I feel great. Holy fuck. What the fuck happened last night? I don't know. What happened? Playoffs, man. You were fine when I left.

What time was that? Did you keep drinking? Yeah. There's my last one right here. You still have a mixed drink? Fuck off, this man. What's this, man? Carpet? Ricky, just relax. Sit down. Get... Make sure you're in this light right here.

See the light? How do I put this fucking thing in? Here, I'll put it on you. Here, look at the... Put that up through there and try to... What the fuck did you guys do to my trailer? Why? What the fuck's with all these lights and shit?

Well, we're shooting... You said you wanted to shoot in the trailer, so what do you think? Of course it's gonna be... I'm not going to the fucking studio anymore. I didn't say we had to shoot in my fucking trailer and ruin it with big dumb lights. No, you did say we're going to shoot it in your fucking trailer. Yes, you did.

That's why we're here. Was I drunk? Yes. Here, just clip that on your arse pants. Oh, my God. There, so it's just some lights, Ricky. This is going to be great. Is anybody else hungover?

No, I'm all refreshed. Now, Ricky, you don't have to get this shit face for every fucking hockey game. One of the ends, you should go to bed maybe tonight. I didn't make food. I've got shitty fucking popcorn. Well, I popped some popcorn. I thought you might want that for breakfast. Holy fuck. What are you doing? Just, you're not stable yet. Why don't you have a seat for a couple of minutes and we'll get organized and then if you're hungry... We gotta get the show, like, started officially.

Alright, how are we gonna do it? It's Perk After Dark, right? Perk After Dark, which I... Which is a great fucking name. I still... it doesn't really make sense to me. Yeah, maybe explain the fucking name of the show to everybody since you picked it. I told you we're shooting it in the morning. Why would you call it Park After Dark? Look outside. Is it dark? No? It's after dark. Technically.

Right. I guess, but when you say Park After Dark it sounds like the show is going to be happening at night. Like a late night kind of show. Maybe it will. Like, you know, David Letterman, that kind of a fucking style show. Right. I mean, I know what you're thinking. After dark is, once it's light out.

You couldn't call it Trailer Park Morning. It's like fucking, there's no ring to it. Park After Dark, just two words there that rhyme. Park After Dark. Yeah, we know that, man. Yes, I get that part. We know that, man. And it's, I mean, yes, okay. It's a good name, and I mean, maybe we will shoot it at night some night.

Sure, man. If we're all cranked up on the liquor. Don't know about that. Okay, so this is gonna be fun. No, not having fun, because this reminds me of being at the fucking studio. Okay, well, what, I mean, we're here. If you want to cook something...

Cook something up, man. Cook me an egg. I might not have a... I might not need... Fuck. I might need a seven-minute nap. No. You're not taking a seven-minute nap. Ricky, holy fuck.

Fuck. Dirty old whatever that is. Here, you're not napping. We've only got, we're just, it's 30 minutes. My head feels like a fucking bowling ball that's rolling down the lane. Fuck. What lane?

The rolling, the bowling, where you get fucking lane where the pins are that sit under the top of the thing. Fuck, I don't know what it is. It's wood. Ricky, you are fucked. How drunk are you still? On a scale of one to ten? Probably still a fucking solid four or maybe a five. You're more than a four.

I wouldn't want to drive too far at the moment. Okay, so what are we gonna do, boys? It's park after dark. Welcome to the show. Oh, fuck. Very exciting. Fuck. I remember in the intermission last night,

I was trying to find out some fun facts about animals. I was trying to... Fun facts about animals? Yeah, yeah. Why were you doing that? I was thinking about getting a new pet pet and I wanted to research things about different ones to find out what's a good pet. My pants are falling off.

Well, pull them out. Do you have underwear on? Who knows? It's a flip of a coin. You don't know if you have underwear on or not. Can you feel them? Oh yeah, no, I do. Well, can't you feel that you have underwear on or not. Can you feel them? Oh, yeah, no, I do.

Well, can't you feel that you have under... I mean, I always know when I have underwear on. Jesus. What do you guys want to do? I don't know, I'm reading a story here. It kind of reminds me of something that you would do. Who, me? Yeah. Remember how you used to go on, like,

fuck, I want to go to Bullproof Fest and start, you know, I want to get shot by one? Yeah. We're like no Ricky. It's fucking it hurts like you can break ribs and shit You don't get dead. Yeah, but still you don't want to get fucking shot man. It's just it's not normal in the neck By accident they have to get a bulletproof scarf Anyway, these two guys were drinking their neighbors. They were like the vest, they're like, let's shoot each other. See what it feels like. Fucking tough guys. One guy shot the guy, right?

And it hurt him so fucking bad, that buddy picks up a fucking rifle and shoots him, like unloads the whole fucking clip at the guy's vest. And killed him. He didn't kill him, no, but it fucked him up. Oh my God. They went to the hospital and said they got into a gunfight with somebody. And they were like, no, you guys are just fucking shooting at each other. And they were like, yeah, okay, we fucking did that.

Anyway, they're going to jail. For what? Don't know, man. I guess you're not allowed to shoot at each other. You're not allowed to shoot at each other, yeah. Even with bulletproof vests on. Bulletproof scarves is not a bad idea, actually. Bulletproof gloves?

Bulletproof gloves, yeah. Because you're always getting defensive wounds. Yeah. Bulletproof gloves. If you fucking try to stop a bullet with your bulletproof fucking gloves, your good hand would be fucked. It would just be all mangled up inside

and you'd take it out and your hand would be fucked. What if, though? Kinda, man. What if you put on two bulletproof gloves? Small and large. You're not catching a fucking baseball. Or a bulletproof glove and then a bulletproof mitten over the whole thing. Boys, it's still gonna break the fuck... it's gonna shatter your fucking hand.

Maybe, maybe not. Let's try. Do you wanna try? No, I don't. I bet you could look it up on Mythbusters. I bet we can get Cory or Jacob to fucking try it. Well, of course you could. All right, let's try it then, someday. All you'd have to do is promise them something.

And you've got to make up a bulletproof fucking glove. Good luck with that one. I tell you I named my beaver? No. Call him Nickel. Good luck with that one. I tell you I named my beaver. No. Call him Nickel. Nickel? Yeah, just picture him on every nickel. I get it, I know.

There's a beaver on the Canadian nickel. What's up, Nickel? Shutting it down. Cool, dude. What a horrible fucking name, Nickel. Nickel, and he talks like that, does he? Yeah, he talks like this Hey, Bob's

Hey, nickel. You got any treats beaver treats. I don't have any beaver treats. I'll bring some next time beaver jerky Where are you going? Just checking out what you got your fridge here, man? I'm on some quick. We got some quick fries I'm gonna put it in the fridge here, man. You want some quick, we got some quick fries. Full bottle of vodka. You want a quick fry? There you go, that's gonna help you out, man. That's gonna keep you alive.

You drink some of this, okay? With vodka, that's what this is. You got some carrots down there. Oh man, you gotta go into the good section. You could give carrots to- Oh yeah. What the fuck are these things? Now we're fucking talking.

Egg rolls, baby. All right. You're cooking, are you, Ricky, in the middle of the show? Quick fries. Jesus, Murphy. You might want to wrap, but, like, use a Ziploc bag, man. You got freezer burn on them. Oh, they're not bad.

How about some quick fries, some sweet and sour pork, and a couple egg rolls. Yeah! Fuck off! Jesus Christ, man. Ricky, you're gonna break your leg. These have a little bit of freezer burn, but they're not bad. Oh, those are the bear paw ones, too. I like those.

I don't have a microwave, presumably, for all I know. Where's your microwave? I don't know. I think I sold it. You don't know where your microwave is? Do you see it anywhere? I don't know, but... How can't you remember whether you fucking sold the thing or not? I have a weird memory about smashing the fucking thing.

You smashed it. Here, Ricky, let... you know, stand this way so that people can... Like this? Well, just, you know, I just way so that people can, you know... Like this? Well, just, you know, I just want people to be able to see what you're doing, that's all. Uh, fuck. You still don't know how to work your oven, do you? I showed you at least 50 times. Aren't these supposed to be a different color?

Yeah, they're supposed to be this color. That's what I'm saying. They got freezer burn, man. What does that mean? You gotta put them in a Ziploc bag and wrap them up. They're fine. Turn your blower on, though, Wrecky, or you're gonna fill the place with stink.

Quick-fry stink. I don't know how... Fuck, these are fucking frozen to haunter. Oh, yeah. Fuck you! It's the only person I know that swears at meat. You want a quick fry? I'll take one, yes, I'll have a quick fry.

Throw it on. I only have room for... I'll just, I'll split one with Julian. All right. I'll take a half. You got any cheese? Uh, no. Buns? Any buns? I've got bread.

Have you got mustard? Nope, but I got hot sauce. You don't have any bologna, do ya? Slow fried bologna? Nope. Next straw, I'm bringing bologna. I'm gonna make slow fried bologna sandwiches. You fuckin' wait.

What the fuck? I'm gonna make slow-fried, long sandwiches. You fucking wait. What the fuck? Fucking get the goddamn heating up there. Jesus Christ. He doesn't know how to work that fucking thing. I know. Okay. Okay, so you got some burgers on there. What's that? Those things are what, egg rolls? You're just gonna chuck them in there too, yeah? Here we go.

Frisky. Yeah, baby. Ricky, this is how people burn their trailers down, right here. Those are microwavable egg rolls and you're just throwing them in a pan. Frozen. Microwave is a suggestion. Yeah, bubs. It's a fucking suggestion. Alright. Where the fuck does this get itself all of it?

That is definitely just for the microwave, Ricky. Well, we shall see. Sweet, sweet, sour chicken. Ricky. What the fuck is all that white stuff? What? It's rice. That's rice.

You can't... Rice? I don't put rice in this body. You just put this in here like this, I guess? Not Ricky. Is it in the cardboard? Yeah, you cook it in... That's what you cook it in.

No. It's a cooking dish. It's for the microwave. Ricky, that'll go on fire. Dump it out. Okay. There we go. Oh my fuck, that's...

We are gonna eat black kings today, boys! Sweet and sour chicken burgers. I mean burgers. Sweet and sour chicken burgers. Chicken burgers, yeah. With rice and egg rolls on them. It's kind of got a ring to it, doesn't it? Stir fry.

Okay, let's get started. Well, we already started 10 minutes ago. Okay, well, let's do something. All right, Buzz, we were talking about doing something like asking, answering questions. Yes, I've got questions. Can anybody ask us anything there? Yes, look at this. We've got 57 questions came in.

57? Just in like 10 minutes. Holy fuck. Do you want to see what we have? Don't ask anything dumb. Okay, this question I would say is for Ricky. This is fitting, seeing how you're cooking right there. It says, egg on a pizza, yes or no?

Fuck, tough one. Depends. You have to make a breakfast pizza. I guess it would depend on how the eggs cook, too. Like, is it a raw egg? Scrambled egg on it with some cheese, bacon, some ham, throw some onions, tomatoes, a little hot sauce. Breakfast pizza.

That's kind of just an omelet you're making. What's on a pizza? Lots of cheese. Yeah. With pizza sauce? I'm going to say yes to the egg on the pizza if it's done like a breakfast pizza. Okay.

Excellent. Maybe a little salsa for the sauce. What's the best dope you've ever smoked? Jesus Christ. That's from, oh wait, that first question was from All Outta Angst. All Outta Angst, his name was. And now Cassidy 9, nine, big long, fucking nine, three, two, four, two, eight, zero, eight.

What's the best dope you ever smoked, Ricky? That's a fucking tough question. I mean, there's just been so much of it. Mostly my own, which is spectacular, but that stuff Snoop had. Yeah, Snoop. At that concert was pretty fucking crazy, and the shit we smoked on a show.

What was that stuff called? We smoked that time, and I thought I pooped myself. Doug Benson. It was that fucking pen. No, it was here. Oh, Temple Ball. Oh, that shit's good. Remember that?

That's a good stuff, right? Thought I pooped myself. Didn't, but thought I did. Cashmere hash is pretty fucking nice, too. Yeah. But that time we were on Doug Benson,mere hash is pretty fucking nice, too. Yeah. But that time we were on Doug Benson and we took that little riff off that pipe thingy. The piper. Yeah.

That was fucked. Here's a good question from Stormio Pro. Stormio Pro. Why hasn't Bubbles invented a drink holster thing for Julian to use? Why, Bubbs? That's a good question. I never thought of it. I'd like to know that. a drink holster thing for Julian to use. Why, Bubbs? That's a good question. I never thought of that. I'd like to know that.

A drink holster? Yeah, like then he could have two drinks. You'd have to have a cup or a cup. What do they call a thing that goes over a drink? Cover. A lid. Yeah, you need one of those. No, I don't need any of that shit.

I don't want a holster. I want none of that. I'm going to get you a belt. I won't wear it, man. I'm going to toss a holster, I want none of that. I'm gonna get you a belt. I won't wear it, man. I'm gonna pass a cup over to it. Why the fuck would I want to wear it? Because then you could have a spare drink. Do I need it right now?

Have I ever fucking needed one? No, but sometime when we're out walking through the woods, you might need a holster. You know what it could be is one of those helmets like they have for the beer cans. Not a fucking chance. Two drinks. Boys, I got it under control.

Ricky, what if I rigged you up one that had pre-rolled joints? Oh, man, now we're getting somewhere. And you could just, you know, you just push a button and this one lights and you just smoke it? Like a fucking handgun revolver with joints. Yeah, like a revolving joint helmet. Go for it, man. I might rig that, like a revolving joint helmet. Go for it, man. I might rig that up, a revolving joint helmet.

I like it. We could sell them. Oh, shit, I hear some sizzling. Well, I don't doubt it. That means shit's getting cooked. Don't start a fire. That's all we need. You could wash your fucking hands too, man, before you start.

And you could use a spatula, Ricky. Jesus. Oh, fuck, that's fine. fucking hands too, man. And you could use a spatula, Ricky. Jesus. Oh, fuck. That's fine. I thought we were friends. When was the last time you washed your hands? Like, seriously. Like, seriously wash them or just give them a little rinse? No, like with soap.

Tanya with a J says, Hey, boys, when are you going back to Europe? We would love to see you. No idea. Don't know. Don't know, but fuck, I wish we were. I like your opinion. Oh man, these are cooking up sweetly.

What is? Everything. Oh yeah. What heat you having on, Ricky? I'm using the temperature of seven today. Okay, so that's a medium high. I don't know if that's Fahrenheit or Celsius, but it's... Well, it's just number seven. It's neither one, Ricky.

It's not seven degrees. It wouldn't cook. Fuck all at seven degrees. Okay. Cooking up nice. So, yeah, I was thinking about getting another pet. Mm-hmm. And I was looking at cats, but, you know, you got lots of cats. Did you know the cats can't taste sugar? They don't have the sweet taste buds.

And I sort of knew this because you're fucking cats. Every time I'm eating cereal out in the goddamn car, fucking pawing at it, trying to eat the goddamn milk out of the cereal, even though it's sugar cereal. They don't give a fuck. Well, it's a theory that they can't taste sweets, but I mean, I've had kitties who just love sugar. They love candy and ice cream.

So explain that one to me. Because they can't taste the sugar. They taste the cream. That's right, man. Ma. Did you also know the cats don't meow to communicate? They just meow to get fucking people's attention. That's another theory that I don't know that I agree with.

I've been doing belly work on kitties and they're just like, meow! Well, computers don't lie, bubs. I heard the same thing. Oh, fuck. Actually, they purr and they meow to try to communicate with humans, right? I believe so. I've had kitties that I've had conversations,

meow conversations with. You over? And do you think you understand them? Yes. I mean, I've had... You remember Vince the Pants? I used to say, Hey, Vincy, do you want something to eat? And he'd be like,

I'd be like,, do you want some, do you want something to eat? And he'd be like, nah. I'd be like, what do you want? Treats. He didn't say fuck. He used to. It's no bullshit, man. He would meow it, but he would still form words. No, man. He used to say.

Treats? He would say treats. He, if you listen. And why would you, why, okay, is there any recordings of this? There probably is. No, there isn't. You're full of shit. He went through the archives, I'm sure.

Don't tell people that he's fucking, he can speak English. This would be a cool pet. A peacock mantis shrimp. Can fucking throw a punch at 50 miles per hour. A what? A peacock mantis shrimp. A peacock mantis?. A peacock mantis? Shrimp.

For real? Yep. I gotta look that up. That's not real. I guarantee it is. I saw it. It's a cool looking... It'd be cool to have it in an aquarium.

Is it a peacock or a shrimp? I think it's a shrimp. It looked like a shrimp. Manta? Mantis. Mantis. Like a praying mantis. A peacock mantis shrimp.

Ricky, what the fuck website did you find that on? Fuck off. It's coming up, bubs. Ricky, you got her welded right to the fucking pan, don't you? It's only cooking in this one fucking area. Well... Maybe I need a better, bigger stove. Holy fuck.

Is the whole burner hot or just one side of it? Bobs. What? He wasn't lying. What? There's a peacock mantis shrimp, man. Does it talk about its punching abilities? It can punch.

What do you mean it can punch? With what? It can fucking punch. Look, he just cracked that fucking shell in half. Boom! Oh, I'm getting one of those fucking things. Did you see that? Holy fuck! Are we gonna be able to show this to everybody, what's going on?

Okay, you guys check this shit out. They can see it right now. Peacock, mantis shrimp. See how we get learnt on this show now? You don't wanna fuck with those things, man. I'm getting one, boys. Imagine if he hit you in the nuts. Well, I mean, there were... I know, but if one, boys. Imagine if he hit you in the nuts.

Well, I mean, there were... I know, but if he was down there and he clacked you in the balls. But I'm sure there could be some of these like in the fucking ocean somewhere that are like 50 pounds, just beating the fuck out of it. There's no way there's a 50 pound one. Peacock mana shrimp, how do you know?

How, Google how big they get. How big do they- Can't be bigger, they wouldn't be called shrimp. What's a jumbo shrimp then, Ricky? It's a bigger, shrimpy shrimp. Still not small, not big. Speaking of peacocks, only the males are called peacocks. The females are called peahens.

Did you know that? I did not. Peahens? I didn't know that either. Peahens. So a peacock's called a peacock because why? Because he pees out of his cock, I guess. I don't know. So you'd think a female would, well no.

Makes sense, I mean because it's the cock part, it makes sense, right? She shouldn't be a peacock, she doesn't have a cock. But why is she a peahen then? Well, this is the cock part. It makes sense, right? She shouldn't be a peacock. She doesn't have a cock. But what should... Why is she a peahen, then? Hen must be the same word as vagina. No, it's not. It has nothing to do with that. I've heard... I've heard, like, over in England,

they say, hey, can I... can I look at your hen? Well, they don't. Nobody says that in England. Can I look at your hen? Hey, listen, here's a question for Ricky. I'm gonna, well, it's not for you, but I'm gonna make it for you. Good. It's from N. Carry Carry.

Good. And they're asking, would you rather have no arms or no legs? Ugh, fuck. No legs. Yeah? Well, I'd still be able to roll and shit and smoke and drink. Oh, fuck. No legs. Yeah? I'd still be able to roll and shit and smoke and drink.

I don't really need to go anywhere. Yeah, man. I'd say the legs, too. Either one would suck. If you didn't have arms, you'd be using your legs to eat shit. Yeah, and you could still pleasure yourself. Okay. So beating off would be a big factor, would it? Beating off would be a big factor. You could still smoke joints. Still pleasure yourself. Okay. So beating off would be a big factor, would it? Beating off would be a big factor.

Pretty hard to do with your legs, bubs. Oh, you could do it. People adapt, man. People can adapt to anything. Yeah. You know? And you can get those new springy legs where you can jump over buildings and shit.

What new springy legs? The ones in the Olympics and shit. You can't like over buildings and shit. What new springy legs? The ones in the Olympics and shit. You can't jump over buildings. I've seen it on something. Ricky, that's when we went to the Marvel movie. Wasn't real. Keep on cooking, man. Anyway, yeah, either one would suck, but.

How's that rice coming along? The rice isn't cooking very well, I have to say. The egg rolls and the fucking quick fries are looking spectacular. Okay, what else is there? Oh, this is a, I wouldn't want to get a, remember how I always wanted to fight a grizzly bear and I was thinking about getting one as a pet

so that I could practice on it as it's growing bigger? Eventually I'd be able to fight him full on. Now, do you know that a grizzly bear's bite is strong enough to crush a fucking bowling ball? Jesus. I don't know what a bowling ball is made of. A grizzly bear? It seems pretty hard.

Oh, my God. A grizzly bear can bite a bowling ball. Crush it. Turn it to dust. How could his teeth be that strong? Bowling balls are made out of... Super teeth. They're made out of stone. They're made out of stone.

They're made out of, like, marble or whatever. They must drink a lot of milk. Milk doesn't give you strong teeth like that type of strong teeth. Why the fuck isn't this cooking to the even? Ricky, why don't... Oh, Jesus. Forget my half quick fry. I'm not having any of that.

I don't want a half quick fry anymore. Okay, do we have any more questions? We've got some questions. There's a whole bunch here. I'm just picking random ones. Oh, this is fucking cool. This is where I might move, because I fucking hate the little bastards.

I hate rats. And Alberta, Canada, is the largest rat-free populated area in the world. How do they do it? What's their secret? Alberta? Whole fucking province. Because of all the oil.

Rats don't like oil. They don't like oil. No, rats don't like oil. You think, and that's why there's no rats in Alberta? Well... Either that or they're putting rat poison in all the rivers and streams. Ricky, you know, every time you take that off the stove, the pan's cooling down.

Okay. Like, have you ever seen a chef? Have you ever seen, like, you know... Well, the problem is, the more times I stand up right now, the more chances there are of me falling down and getting hurt. All right, what's next, bubs? When you were fucking around in Finland, was the surstromming really that bad?

Yes. Disgusting. That was not fucking pretend. There was no pretending going on there. That was fucking horrible. Remember the smell of that, boys? And then Little Mo wanted a clownfish. So I'm like, okay, do you want a fucking boy or a girl?

He said there's only boy clownfishes. They all get born to boy, which I didn't know. And I guess it's true, but some of them do turn to females to enable mating. So they're waning or fall off? I don't know how it works. I'd like to get one to see it in action. Well, they're a clownfish, so he probably just goes,

whee, surprise! Get it? No, man. He's a clownfish, so he's clowning around. He's clowning around. Then he pulls some fucking pigeons out of his sleeve. Ricky, your fucking fridge is making a lot of noise, man. It's driving me nuts.

Hey, listen to this, boys. Maybe you're driving it nuts. It's crazy that this question came in. This is from OpMalt51. Oh, that's Linda Lampo. Linda Lampo. She says, would you guys ever consider doing another show with all three of you sitting down and answering questions

from fans who tweet them in? That's what we're doing right now, isn't it? I know, but she doesn't know that because she hasn't seen the show yet. Ah. So it's very... Good thinking. It's very meta, the way that just happened. She asked that question, and that's actually what we're doing.

So, yes, we can do that. We will do that, Linda. We're kind of doing it right now. And then I was thinking about maybe getting an armadillo, just to have a unique pet. Why? Because they're cool looking and apparently they're friendly and they like to snuggle. It says they like to snuggle.

No, I just think they might. But anyway, these nine banded bastards, they always give birth to identical quadruplets. Every fucking time, identical quadruplets. So if I got a fucking armadillo, I can't have four babies. I'd be fucked. And I'd have all of a sudden five fucking

cocksuckers running around. Would be fucked. What the fuck is he talking about? I'm not getting an armadillo. about I'm not getting armadillo don't get a fucking armadillo then Ricky where was even fun you know what this fucking you don't need a microwave look at this shit that's the best thing in here what is the sweet and sour fucking concoction fuck microwaves like boys could suck my cock I was gonna bash everything up man I know Ricky but you

know what I had a cock long. These egg rolls are taking forever. This guy, Sergeant Rizzle, says, what kind of car does Ricky drive? 1975 Chrysler New Yorker. I like big cars. I like big cars, and I don't know why. Get it? Yeah, I get it, bubs.

Okay, boys. My name is Ricky. I'm tricky. All right Okay, boys, well. My name is Ricky. I'm tricky. All right. That would be it. I'm Ricky, I walk around, I smoke some dope, I walk around. I'm Ricky.

I'm Ricky, Ricky, Ricky. All right, boys, on that note, it's time to end this, we gotta go now. Why? It's time's up. Perfect timing, now we can eat. Okay, well, get serving her up. And it's no longer after dark.

You can try this shit. Fuck. Ricky, you're gonna eat with the tongs. I was going to, but it didn't work. Oh, fuck, that's still on. You dumbass. Fuck, man. That sucked. You're gonna burn yourself.

How is it? It is fucking good. All right, well, tune in next week when Ricky has food poisoning. Oh, yeah.