Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 2 - Tr-AI-ler Park Boys

Episode Date: June 5, 2023

Welcome to the world of AI, Boys! Will it make them billionaires, or at least get Julian a hot date? They also discuss a cute kitty story, the world's dopest private jet, and why Julian f**kin' hates art. Also: Ricky has some gossip that's Back to the Future!

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Could be AI, that's all I'm saying. There's no way you can tell if that's real or not. You're starting to freak me out with this shit, man. I don't understand it, but it scares the fuck out of me. So it's like the Terminator. That shit could actually happen.

Yes, it's going to happen. Robots coming after us. Yes. It's just a matter of time. Yeah, I think it's the end of the road. How much longer do we have, do you think, before we get taken over? A year? Oh, fuck me.

I guess we better enjoy it then. Well, I'm on 50 milligrams of the edibles today, guys. I'm on maybe 50, maybe more than that. I can't do it anymore. We'll not be getting high anymore because this freaks me out too much

when I think about it. You can't let AI ruin all your fun, man. Nope. Well, I won't. I'll be too nervous when I get baked. I can really see the end coming, the disaster. And then I get really thinking about it. You're not even going to know what's real.

You know what I say? So if you say a year, this is probably going to be our last summer then. Could be, Ricky. It's the second day of June already, so we've got to enjoy the fuck out of this summer. It could be the last one. Yeah. I mean, you know how you hate coming here

and you hate the cameras being around? Yeah, I hate everything about it. You'd probably just... Soon you'd be able to just say, Hey, AI fellow there, make me an episode of Park After Dark where I don't have to be there. Just make it. There's going to be there. Just make it.

There's going to be some good things about AI. There's going to be a fuck ton of bad shit. You won't even know what's real anymore. I couldn't tell if any of that's real or if it's not real. Can't we just do this? You want to hear Frank Sinatra sing a metal song? Yes. No problem.

Type it in and it'll fucking make it. Are you fucking kidding me? You could get Frank Sinatra singing fucking Enter Sandman. No, no, no. Yeah, like, no, no. Yeah, like, no, Iron Maiden, man. Sure. Number of the Beast? A white man came across the hill. Awesome. See, you gotta

look at the positive things from this, man. You guys are thinking negative, negative, negative. No, but the machines are gonna start going once they're... Can you say, make me rich, and it'll do it? Yeah. Well, what? You didn't know this? Are you fucking kidding me? Tell ChatGPT, ChatGPT.

I don't know what you're talking about. He's the AI fella on the line there. It's a fella. Well, it's a computer fella. I thought it was GSP. No, that's George St. Pierre. He's a fighter. And you just say, hey, I got a thousand bucks. Can you turn

her into a hundred thousand for me? It'll be like, oh, yeah, I can do that for you, buddy. Just do this, buy this, sell this, buy this, sell this. What about a hundred and twenty bucks turning into a hundred thousand? It might take him a little longer, and he'll give you a warning. He'll say, oh, you know, it's risky. Why haven't you told me this before?

I have told you. What about breaking the law? What is there a way of doing something against the law? Ask it. It'll tell you. How do you rob a bank and not get caught? Ask it. Are you fucking kidding me? It'll tell you.

How do I get banged tonight by a lovely blonde? It'll give you all your options. It'll give you personality and she's smart. It'll say, how big's your wiener? What kind of game do you have? You got game? It's going to ask you those things. Really?

Yeah. That's pretty wild, man. You say, I've got game and I've got a big wiener. It's going to give you really good odds. It's going to say, I think you can do it, bud. Well, I've got to figure out how to do it, number one, and then I'm going to get into it. Does it cost any money?

No, I think it's free, but you can pay extra to access the really good banging fancy machine gpt4 plus whatever jesus christ you're gonna have to remind me all this because it's like not i know i've told you this three or four times but we've been baked an awful lot lately, bubs. How much money do you think you'd have to have to spend $426 million on a private airplane? At least $426 million. That's a lot of fucking cake. No, but if you've got four, to spend $426 million, you have to have at least 10 times that amount before you're wasting that on an airplane. I was going to say at least 10 times that amount

before you're wasting that on an airplane. I was going to say at least 10 times, yeah. So $4.2 billion, you might spend $4.20 on an airplane. That's a lot of fucking dough. What kind of plane was it? Boeing just announced that it landed its first order for the future 7779. It's a private jet.

777-900. Private. Private. 3,229 square feet of cabin space. What the fuck? 12,700 mile range. Yeah. And somebody fucking ordered one. Yeah. Bezos?

They won't say who the fuck it was. Could be any of those, you know, oil guys. Imagine the fucking time you'd have on that thing. Elon Musk-y nuts might have ordered one.

Fuck, you'd have a good time, wouldn't you? Full dance club. 3,200 square feet is a pretty big fucking plane to be partying on. I can't even wrap

my head around that kind of dough. You know, maybe I should start to think about billions, not like a million, fucking plane to be partying on. I can't even wrap my head around that kind of dough. Maybe I should start to think about billions, not like a million. Yeah, you should start thinking, how can I be a billionaire? Skip right over millionaire. Get the fuck right to the billionaire status.

What the fuck would it cost to fly that from here to England? From here to England, so about six hours in the air 777-900 It's a lot It'd be a fucking lot The maintenance

Fuck that's an expensive little toy What about 100 grand in fuel 150 grand in fuel At least 100 grand in fuel How hard is it to like No you couldn't siphon that that's a lot you're siphoning jet fuel you don't want to not easy you don't that's like dangerous shit right yes it's

very flammable highly flammable you don't even see the flames do you just like if you're on fire you don't even know it right that's ethanol yeah you can that shit's burning and you can't even see the flames so you can no there's no moons burning and you can't even see the flames. No, there's no moonshine made out of ethanol, is there? Yeah. Is there? Yes. I don't think.

Moonshine, well, no. I mean, if it turns into ethanol, it'll kill you. That's wood alcohol, isn't it? Yeah. Ethanol? Yeah. But moonshine, if it's really good, clean, pure moonshine, when you light it, you can barely see the... If it's really pure, you're right. Barely see the fire.

It's just like a clear flame. This fucking dude in Minnesota built the world's first beer-powered motorcycle. No way. Yeah. It's fucking cool. It's got a top speed of 150 miles an hour. 150 fucking miles an hour on beer. It's got like a big... Where the engine would be, it's got a top speed 150 miles an hour 150 fucking miles an hour on beer it's got like a big where the engine would be looks like a big keg the tank has like this

heating element and it basically heats up the beer turns it into superheated steam as the steam escapes through the exhaust nozzles it creates enough power to propel the bike forward so it's a steam engine you actually don't really need beer, yeah. You can use Red Bull, coffee, even water. So it's basically a bike powered by water. Bike powered by liquid, like pond water. It's free. Yeah, I'd rather, no, I don't like beer.

It's pretty fucking, it's quite an invention. It's a hell of a lot cleaner than goddamn gas and diesel. Yeah, I mean, you've you gotta fucking mine all that fuel out of the ground and refine it why don't they just use coffee grinds it's kind of like fucking back to the future back in the future he said roads where we're going we don't need roads and he dumps the coffee grinds in and off he goes see he knew what he was doing. Yeah, he was ahead of his time. He was ahead of his time. He literally was, Ricky. We met that cocksucker.

Yes, we did. Oh, yeah. He wasn't the... He's old, eh? He's an old fella, yeah. I may or may not have ingested some of his shit flakes. Oh, yes. The bathroom thing going on.

Ricky had a bathroom war going on with christopher lloyd was he uh noisy in the can or he had some issues grunting or what was that it was noise making and a lot of liquid splashing whoa like nose into a bucket of water those Nose plugs were required. It was bad. Yeah. And then he handled some things, didn't he, Ricky? Yep. You mentioned. He handled things.

Just came out and got some food. Oh, he didn't wash his hands. I don't know if I should be saying this, should I? I don't know, man. He was handling the biscuits. He's had a good run handling the biscuits and the cookies ricky was very tuned in to what he was what he was handling he probably had shit fingers as i'm just saying the scientist i had a pretty good buzz on for some reason i was fascinated by the whole thing and i did take in a lot of the details. He dropped a fucking bit of

plutonium in the toilet and fucking stunk the place out. The man nailed it to the zerts. His plutonium fingers. Oh, fuck. This is a nice little cat story for you, bubs. Over in the UK, this cat, 25 years old.

That's a fucking old cat. An old kitty. Went missing for two fucking years. The owner just, this cat, 25 years old. That's a fucking old cat. Holy fuck. An old kitty. Went missing for two fucking years. So the owner just thought, oh, he's old. He fucking must have croaked. Nope. They found the cocksucker in a goddamn storm drain. It was covered in fleas and emaciated.

What the fuck does that mean? Skinny. Okay. Starved to death. And it got reunited and he started crying. So happy to see his owners. Yes, boy. It was on the ticker talker.

Yeah, he's an old fella. Got lost. Senile, maybe. Dementia kitty. Doesn't know how to get out. Happy to get back home. Kitties don't, you know, they get dementia and sometimes they don't know how to get home anymore. So you got to keep an eye on them when they're that age.

Got the Alzheimer's, has he? He might have. He might have had the Heimers. What cats are healthier, man? Free-range kitties that are just out eating mice and shit or ones that you got to get the fucking pet food for? Well, it depends now. What's more healthy, a free-range chicken

or a chicken locked in a fucking one-foot cage? That's what I'm saying. That's where I'm going with cats. I don't say a free-range. Free-range kitties. So an early old mouse is... Yeah, no, but they could be free ranges to eat healthy food.

That's right. They might be free ranging on an organic farm, for all you know. But old kitties living in storm drains covered in fleas, you know, he's technically a free range kitty, but he's not doing great. He was just dumb.

So some cats are smart at survival. Some are dumb as fuck, right? There's other cats, yes. Cats are smarter than others. But that, it sounds to me like that kitty had feline dementia. Probably got off, you know, kilter. Got away from the house and then was like, oh, fuck, where am I? I don't recognize any of this.

I think I was laying down in the storm drain for a few years. Yeah I think he'll just lay down in the storm drain for a few years. Yeah, I think he'll go lay in the storm drain for a couple years. And it was how old? 23? 25. Boy, that's an old fucking cat, man. Did he go missing at 23? Or he was 27 when they found him?

I think he must have went missing at 23 because it says cat, comma, 25, comma. Yeah, he went missing at 23. That's when you get catty dementia. Maybe he got just all pissed off with all the COVID stuff. It's like, fuck this. I'm laying down on this train and COVID's done.

When do dogs start croaking off? Average. Depends on the breed. Or 20s. Dogs don't live to their 20s. Not many of them. Well, all I'm saying, I did read a story that,

what is her name, Paris Hilton? Hot. She had a fucking chihuahua or something that died at 23. That's a fucking... Some dogs live for a long time. Some dogs.

That dog was eating good. That dog, that chihuahua had all the perks. He was eating caviar. He had all the perks. Who was it, Donnie or somebody with one of those Irish wolfhounds? They only lived to like six or seven or something. Oh, what a fucking waste.

Because they're so big, big bones. It's like having a big giant living with you. Alright, boys, since this could be our last summer, I found some weird places to visit, and we can pick one of them. Alright. We're gonna go there this summer, right? The world's largest toilet. It's in Columbus, Indiana.

Columbus, Indiana. Two adults can fit inside the bowl. Ooh. You wanna do in the bowl. Let's see if Christopher Lloyd will go with you. Yeah. You could have a ball in there with him. Or how about the Nuclear Waste Adventure Trail in Weldon Spring, Missouri. It's a mound of uranium, radium, TNT, asbestos.

And they just fucking buried the whole thing in gravel. And you can walk up and bird watch the top of it, I guess. Sitting on a fucking... In an hazmat suit? No, it's safe to the public, but it says it's so toxic that nothing will grow on the ground anywhere near for at least a thousand years. Why would you want to go fucking see that? I don't know.

It'd be fine. Okay, we'll skip that one. There's also the Museum of Bad Art in Boston. I'd like to go see that dedicated to collecting the world's shittiest art well i bet you some of the fucking shitty art is worth millions i bet more of my paintings could be on the wall you you should have fucking paintings in a museum man how much do they sell for i don't think it's just a museum i don't think they sell anything you know what we do we get a bunch of your pictures, sneak in.

Well, we don't got to sneak in. Just get in there, fucking start nailing to the fucking wall. Good. And just after a year or two, say, hey, that's my art. I sold a fucking line for a lot of money for charity. How much? Or we could go to the Enchanted Highway in North Dakota. It's got giant metal sculptures on I-94.

Big ones of fucking deer, pheasants, grasshoppers, fish, geese in flight. They're fucking huge, man. It might be kind of cool to see that, you know, just if we're driving. Or we could go to the National Mustard Museum in Middleton. I don't know what that says. Wisconsin, maybe? That's the cheese state. They also have the National Mustard Museum.

I don't know who the mustard state is. That would be exciting stuff. That would be exciting stuff. They probably have the Grey Poupon Wing. Or we go to some place like Las Vegas where there's lots of ladies and lots of strip clubs. I know, but we could hit one of these on the way. Is there any mustard museums? I don't want to see mustard museums, man.

Okay, what about the Fremont Troll in Seattle? Yeah. It's an 18-foot tall troll lurks under the George Washington Bridge in Seattle. See, you're high as fuck. That'd be trippy. It's so big, it's got a fucking Volkswagen bug encased in concrete in its hand. It's a big fucking troll, man. We need to go to that.

Who gives a fuck? You know what? Give me a picture of the thing. I'll look at it for like an hour and go, nice. What about the International Church of Cannabis in Denver? Okay, now you're talking. Except you can't smoke in there while it's open to the public. Oh, that's fucking dumb.

It's a church? Yeah. All right. The last but not least, this is a good one I think a shit fountain tell me it's diarrhea fucking coming out it's a bronze sculpture dedicated to all the dogs that shit in the artist garden it's just a big fat with this great big shit boiler big coiler is it real well it's made it a bronze, but it looks fucking really real. It's a bronze shit fountain.

So there's not actual shit coming out of the fountain. No, that's what I thought. I read it. It sounded kind of cool. How much is bronze worth these days? Bronze? Yeah, bronze. It's nothing to shake a stack at.

So we can rip the fuck out of there. Rip the fucking cellar big coiler. It's art. You can sell it for more than what it's worth, I bet. Just because it's art. Mm-hmm. Fucking hate art. Want to hear about some bizarre objects caught at airport security?

You've got to get a t-shirt made. I fucking hate art. I fucking hate art. That's a good t-shirt. I like it. It's art. That t-shirt is art. Alright, these are some weird things found at airport security two cattle prods in a guitar case with the guitar like why the fuck would you want to take cattle prods on an airplane take it over oh you're right yeah man that's a good hijacking

stick you cattle prod the fucking cattle prod the pilot comes out to take a pass. Nah. Done. This old lady got busted. She had a 12-inch fucking knife inside her enchilada. She tried to take that on the plane. Is enchilada code for anything? No. It's actually a real enchilada. It's an enchilada.

Not her private parents. She had a 12-inch knife. And she argued with them said no no i just need that to eat my enchilada like well you can't take a fucking 12 inch knife on a plane lady fucking weirdo uh dead seahorses in a liquor bottle no it's a bit of a weird one people would buy it they're endangered species i didn't know that yes i'd drink a fucking bottle full of those little cocksuckers, little seahorses.

They're cool, man. You're thinking sea monkeys. Nope. Seahorses. They look like a horse, but they live in the fucking water and they got a little tail around it. Yeah. You'd drink one? If it was in the booze, yeah. Just for the fuck of it. Why not?

Okay. I never really thought of that, I guess. A woman... I'd eat it, too. A woman got fucking flagged down security and held it up there because she was wearing a chastity belt. Oh, yeah. A real one. Said her husband, she was going to

Greece. Husband's like, no, you're fucking not. And if you are, you're wearing this chastity belt. Are you serious? I guess he didn't really trust her. Something's buzzing in here, Ricky. Yeah, it is. Oh, well. You can just buzz away.

Let it buzz. Okay, so she had a chastity belt on. Why? Because her husband put it on there because she was going to Greece. He didn't want her to fuck around on him. So is Greece known for, like, dudes coming up and just wanting to fuck the shit out of every woman that's around? Is that the deal? I think that's every country, isn't it?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. How do you piss with a chastity belt on? True. It must have little holes in it. It's got a thing, but it's all teeth, right? Teeth? I don't know. What the fuck are you talking about, man?

That's not what it is. Like, I mean, like gears. Like, you know, like metal. Gears. Like metal. Jagged. Things would get fucking stuck in there. Bits and pieces of the.

Jaggedy parts so you can't get anything through it. But what about the man in the boat? If that kind of like seeped out a little bit. You don't want that stuff. I don't know. I've never seen a fucking... I'm just imagining. Maybe I saw it in a horror movie. I don't know. You don't want bubs. What does a normal one have

then? It can't be just locked right up. I think it was just locked up and there was little... I don't fucking know. You still have to be able to piss. Yeah, that's the part I don't understand. You know what? If a guy's fucking putting that on his wife, do you think he gives a shit about her having to piss?

No, maybe not. He's a fucking lunatic. Yeah, he's a bit nuts. A guy in Florida tried to walk on the plane with a gas canister. Oh, yeah. That's always not... What's wrong with you? That's not unsettling at all when you see another passenger with the gas canister oh yeah that's always not that's not unsettling at all when you see

another passenger with a gas can in their fucking seat as what the fuck was he thinking yeah this would be no problem and it had gas in it yeah jesus murphy people are deactivated explosive vests for like a bombing vest oh yeah he's like what's deactivated explosive vest. Like a bombing vest? Oh, yeah. He's like, but it's deactivated. Like, but. You're not getting out of the fucking plane with that. Go get a jacket.

Get the fucking vest on. Imagine you're sitting on the plane. You look over and the guy next to you has a bombing jacket on. He says, oh, it's deactivated. Buddy, I've got to ask you a question. What is up with the fucking best? He would get fucking, people would fucking kill him on the plane. He would be killed for sure.

He would be pulled limb from limb. Choked out in about 10 seconds. Yes, because everyone would assume it's hammer me right now. And last but not least, an anti-tank weapon. A guy tried to board a fucking plane in the US with an anti-tank weapon. Like, what the fuck?

Which would be what? Some kind of a shoulder-fired missile? A shoulder-fucking-bounded bazooka. A shoulder-fired missile. Excuse me. Holy fuck. People are not all there. No. Why would you think that's a good idea?

I'm going to fly over to Denver. May as well take the old anti-tank weapon with me. Well, check out this story. Might as well take the old RPG on the plane today. This story. You know, when your dad moved down to Florida and lived in the dump or whatever, I thought he was kind of fucked. But you know what? There's another guy. He made the fucking news

because of this. 29 years old. Sold all of his shit because he's like, fuck working. I'm going to go buy a $57 tent. He lives on this fucking lot. It's full of, like, rubble and shit. But his daily fucking expenses, $1.50 a day.

What the fuck is he eating? He is happy as fuck. 200 days in the tent, and he's like, fuck yeah, I'm not working. I'm just spending $1.50 a day. I mean, I get it, but you can't eat, fuck, $1.50. Yeah, what's he eating for $1.50? He can't even eat at the dollar store for $1.50. What can he eat for $1.50 what's he yeah what's he eating for $1.50 he can't even eat at the dollar store for $1.50

what can he eat for $1.50 box of Kraft dinner peanut butter just to build fire get some water peanut butter you can't get any of that

for $1.50 anymore you know what you do yeah peanut butter you go peanut butter's like nine bucks a bunch of Timbits

at Tim Hortons for $1.50. Yeah. And you ask for jam and you ask for peanut butter, all these extra condiments. That's all you're eating all day. You're going to need some fucking vitamin C and shit at some point. A box of Timbits with some jam. Raid a garden.

I don't fucking know. There's lots of farmers around. Go raid their gardens. We used to do it all the time. Yeah, that's a good idea. Grab some potatoes. Potatoes, fucking tomatoes, cucumbers. Yeah.

$1.50 a day, man. I don't know. I might have to, I might give that a try. Yeah, right. How many fucking dollars of muscle shake, protein powder, fucking? Yeah, you'd just shrivel up. Well, I'd have to try to eat some kind of meat somewhere.

What about liquor? I could do without liquor for a little bit. What? If I was on a mission and I had to do it, I would do it. No, you wouldn't. Oh, yes, I would. You've been drinking since you were, what, five, six? Seven, six.

You couldn't stop drinking if I paid you. Well, to prove a point, maybe I might have to. Your body is shut down. Maybe. It may be good. Maybe I'd feel the best I've ever felt in my life. You know the slogan, America runs on Dunkin'? Yeah.

Julian runs on liquor. Period. As you have liquor-powered. Yeah, but I'm not, I don't drink. I just have a snap when we're doing this. I don't fucking walk around with this fucking... You need another shirt that says, this body is powered by liquor. Fueled by liquor.

This body is powered by liquor. Alcohol-fueled body. Yeah, and they say six drinks a week. That's really bad for you. That's fucked. You're fucking walking proof. How about six drinks an hour? No, it's not that much.

You have six drinks an hour. Well, sometimes if I'm drinking hard. That's only six ounces. Who drinks singles? Come on now. That's what I mean. You don't have three doubles an hour? I don't think so. Who drinks singles? Come on now. That's what I mean. You don't.

So three doubles. You don't have three doubles an hour? I don't think so. Probably two triples. So let's see. That's six drinks an hour. Two triples an hour. Definitely. Maybe I don't know.

You definitely have two triples an hour. Your mother has two triples an hour. Cock. I'll take a triple cock, please. My mother's British. I don't know, man. She might be. Triple cock.

Was that like a three-way? Four-way? It's a three or four-way. DP with a... See, last week we had some great fucking people got born on June 2nd. Not a good day for getting born. Or it is a very good day because you're not competing with everyone. Oh, Charlie Watts.

Oh, yeah, Charlie. We met that cocksucker. Oh, you had birthdays again. Fuck, I hate birthdays. We don't have to. Okay, no, we can't. I just, you know, I wanted to say I have a little something about just people in America because they like American history and shit yeah john

quincy adams who was quincy no president he was the president yeah he was the sixth president of the united states correct you know what he used to do every fucking day because i respect this guy because he likes it he liked to exercise every day what What? Even back then in the 1800s, right? What did he do? He'd get up at 4 o'clock in the morning and go fucking skinny dipping and swim for like an hour. Then he'd go for a walk, eat breakfast, go for another walk. Why did he have to be naked? That's what I said. He liked the feeling of the cool water on his nuts.

I guess it was quite common to fucking strip her right down back in the 1800s and just go skinny dipping. Well, he probably didn't have bathing suits back then. No, just the boys. Hey, boys, let's go fucking. Let's get our cocks out and go for a swim. Yeah. John Quincy Adams most likely yelled that fucking statement at some point. Let's get our cocks out and get in the Potomac.

Let's get in there, man. And then his doctor was like, he was like fucking what, 52 or 56? And he was like, you might be's like he was like fucking what 52 or 56 and he was like you might be exercising a little bit too much dude so he told him to scale it back from an hour like to 20 minutes like he's 56 or 52 or something come on jesus christ yeah but also another fucking george washington president good the press yes first president. When he finished his fucking deal, he became the biggest U.S. distiller of fucking whiskey in the United States. He got into the fucking liquor business.

George Washington was a liquor maker. I didn't know. I fucking love that guy even more now. Yeah. Smart fucking businessman. George Washington. Whiskey distiller. Whiskey distiller. The biggest. biggest oh jerry mathers he was beaver and leave it to be there oh fuck we go from george mad like george washington to

mathers who gives a fuck beaver man you like beaver don't you yeah i do leave it to beaver oh that, that little fuck. Remember him? Dana Kirby? Dana Kirby, yes. Funny. The church lady. I was going to say the lunch lady, but that was... Be Real?

Be Real, yes, the rapper. Be Real. And a bunch of fucking hockey players. I don't know. There's some good ones in there. I guess we can crank some stones. Yeah. Some Be Real.

Some stones and some B-real. Fucking first weekend of summer, boys. You know what we could do? We could get Chat GP to make B-real singing Satisfaction with Charlie Watts on the drums. All right. Whoa. Let's make it happen.

Guess, check this out. 1964. whoa let's make it happen guess check this out 1964 a pre-famed david bowie was interviewed on the bbc program tonight at the age of 17 as the founder of the society for the prevention of cruelty to long-haired men yeah i believe that bowie was right fucking out of her back then. That is, he's 17. Yeah. The Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Long-Haired Men. I didn't know there was such a... I didn't know that existed. You probably came up with it. He always knew how to make something out of nothing.

That's something, man. Well, he got himself interviewed on TV. On fucking BBC, man. Did he start the society, obviously? Oh, man, I'd say so. Yeah, because he probably had long hair and he said, fuck that. All right, you know what? On that note, I'm going to go have my third double of the hour right now.

You're off your $1.50 a day budget. Yeah, I haven't started it yet. You're off your $1.50 a day budget. I haven't started it yet. You're already over. I've got to sell everything I own, so then I'm going to get into it. All right, well, I think we need more booze, more drugs. We're going to write some songs, and we're going to listen to them, and we're going to have a great fucking first summer weekend. Was it David Bowie's birthday?

No. No, but he's the longest. Let's listen to David Bowie. Long hair society. Let's listen to David Bowie. Long hair society. Let's listen to some Bowie. Alright. Say goodbye.

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