Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 20 - Merry P*ssmas

Episode Date: October 10, 2022

Bubbs is on top of his game today and ready to do some math! The Boys discuss Steve Irwin, the catalog haven of Pueblo Colorado, and the Wrath of Eternal P*ss. Plus: Get ready for a LIVE Thanksgiving special on Shout Factory TV!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. Doesn't matter, Ricky. Doesn't matter. Matters to me. Well, it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things. What doesn't matter. Matters to me. Well, it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things. What doesn't matter? If he's got holes in his underwear.

That doesn't matter, man. Matters to him. Why does it matter to you, man? Because where the hole is, that piece of skin might get chafed. Where is the hole located? Right over the eye of his cock. Right by the piss hole? Yup.

That's a bad place for a hole. Welcome to the park after the dark. My name is Richard LaFleur. My name? I'm not telling you my name. I'm not telling you my name. Richard LaFleur? I'm all telling you my name. I'm not telling you my name. Hmm.

So you guys are... Richard and Fleur? I'm all on this. Exactly, Rick. We are. We're going to stay that way for... I'm not high today, boys. I am. I have all my faculties.

I'm not that high yet, but I'm hoping some things will be kicking in here shortly. Be prepared. Nope. Yep. Nope. Yep. Nope. You think you got away with not having anything today, but you... I don't think you did.

I didn't. No, you... I haven't ingested anything, so unless you put skin toxins on me to get me high... Is that a thing? I think you could do that. They do it in the movies. I gotta get into that. Can you rub me down with some oil? Give me like a back massage or something? Nope. I didn't get a... I could've swore that's what you could do that. They do it in the movies. I gotta get into that. Didn't he rub you down with some oil? Give you like a back massage or something? No, I didn't get that.

Could've swore that's what you guys were doing. Nope. Really? You might have been fantasizing about that, but no. No, I wasn't fantasizing about that. I don't fantasize about that shit. Unless he put some tinctures in my vodka, but I don't...

I wish I would've, but no, I didn't. How do you know I didn't do it? Because I've had it with me all morning. Got my faculties. I'm on the top of my game. What do you got? Hit me with something. Hit you with something?

Well, Bucks. Hit me with a quiz. Give me some math problems. Anything. I am firing on all cylinders, baby. Some math problems. Anything you want. Ricky, give him a math problem.

67. That was right. See that? 782 divided by four. 216. Are you kidding me? No no I was a little off no you're wrong bubs 216 times 4 is 864

that's your way off doesn't matter does it I got you thinking I got you thinking you're fucking throwing shit at us bubs that's why speaking of throwing shit this this one fucking guy. Can you imagine being married to somebody, all right?

You divorce this woman 48 years ago. But in those 48 years afterwards, he goes to her grave and pisses on it every fucking morning at 6 o'clock in the morning. And leaves. It's okay. Zip ziplock bags of shit. Start again? This guy was married to this woman, right? And she obviously died. He killed her.

That's not part of the story. Maybe he did. I don't know. I think she just died of natural causes or something. I don't know. Anyway, their kid goes to visit the fucking grave, right? Oh, the kid does? No. No, no, no. The kid's, right? Oh, the kid does? No.

No, no, no. The kid's, and he's finding bags of shit. Oh. And he's noticing there's piss on the gravestone and stuff, right? It's his old cocksucker. It's his dad. He's been going there every day for 48 years. He must be old.

Yeah, he's old. He's like in his 70s, man. Every day for 48 years, he pissed on his wife's grave? Since 1976, this guy would get up at 6 o'clock in the morning, piss on his ex-wife's grave. So the numbers aren't making sense to me. Well, he's in his 70s. Let's talk to the mathematician here.

Well, then today's my birthday for me. Okay, all right. 1976, all right. Uh-huh. So how long was he married? He was divorced for 48 years. Four days? He was divorced 48 years, right?

Divorced 48 years? Yeah. Okay. She had not been in contact with... So 76 minus 48. So he must have got married when he was like 12. No, Ricky. Oh, man.

76 minus 48. Okay, so 32. Okay, so they were divorced for 32 years. No. 48 years. 48 years. So he was 32 at that point. So he was 32. Okay, so they were divorced for 32 years. No. 48 years. 48 years. So he was 32 at that point in his life. So he was 32.

Okay, he could have got married. It's doable. But this is the fuck that... She must have been a cunt. He hasn't been in contact with this woman since 1976, so whatever the fuck happened... Because she's dead. He's pissing on her grave.

I know, but that's the last time he was fucking dead. So she died young, which is... I don't fucking know. The guy's just been pissing and shitting on her grave. He should be grateful that he's fucking last time he was fucking talking to me. So she died young, which is... I don't fucking know. The guy's just been pissing and shitting on her grave. He should be grateful that he's fucking above the soil. I don't care about the math. It's just a fuck thing to do. That's a grudge.

That story so far has ruined my day. Well, how has it ruined your fucking day? I don't like the whole fucking concept of it. That guy pissed on his ex-wife's fucking grave. But why? She's dead. Because he hated her. He fucking barely knew her. He's married on his ex-wife's fucking grave. But why? She's dead. Because he hated her. He fucking barely knew her.

He's married to her for what, a year? No, they could have been married a longer, 15 years. Okay, fucking 10 years. Could have been. 22. In the 10 years,

have you ever met somebody? So she gets married, she fucking dies, and he pisses on her grave. For 48 years? 48 years. Yeah, that's fucked. At 6 o'clock in the morning.

What could she have possibly done to him to warrant? So 48 years times 365 days, that's about $7 million. What could she have done? She must have banged all the strings. No, it's not $7 million. She did something really bad that really pissed him. Or he's just fucked in the head.

Maybe she was lovely. I wouldn't be able to do it. Four hundred and... What? That's 17,520 pisses. Oh, my God. And shitbags. 17,000 pisses he took on her.

I mean, the grass around her, gray's probably growing real good, I guess. No, it doesn't look that good. No, it'd probably be all burnt and wilted, wouldn't it? Yeah. That's dog piss. It's not good. But the thing is...

What, human piss makes grass grow? I thought it was like a fertilizer. I could be wrong. Shit, maybe. Oh, yeah, maybe it is that. But he was shitting in bags, wasn't he? Shitting in bags. He wasn't shitting right on the grave.

His son would come visit her and be like, oh, fuck, a bag of shit. And there's piss all over the fucking... I'd love to know what she did. It must be like a diary or something. Well, you know what? No, no, you're thinking about it the wrong way. Maybe she did something or maybe this guy's a fucking lunatic.

That's right. Maybe she was lovely. He's definitely a lunatic. She might have been a lovely person. Crazy motherfucker. Never did a fucking thing wrong in her life and now she's... So she gets married to a crazy person and then gets divorced and dies. And suffering the wrath of eternal piss.

It's all getting pissed on every day. It's not fair. The wrath of eternal piss. At first I thought it must have been her fault. No, he's just a fucking dick. He is a dick. Somebody needs to give him. I mean, if he did it once, fine.

Okay, he was pissed off. It's still weird. She's dead. He's not. He yelled out in court, this is breaking my heart. A man from Bergen. He yelled it out? He's from New Jersey.

He's been leaving bags at pool and piss and pissing on the grave. Oh, man. It's been a routine for him. It's weird. You got to give it to him for his commitment, though. They set up cameras, and that's how they caught the guy. Oh, they got him on camera. Six o'clock in the morning, there's a picture of him here, looking down at the gravesite, pissing on it.

It would have been nice to hide a microphone so they could have heard what he was saying. They might have solved the whole... Unless, you know, it was all part of their relationship and he just misses it. Okay, just say it. Maybe they were into that. Water sports.

I am curious now. Maybe they were into water sports, Julian, and he missed her. It could be a love thing. You know what? Okay, she banged some guy and got knocked up. So the guy going, the kid going. So there is an explanation.

There is an explanation. She, yeah. So it wasn't water sports? I still don't think it warrants the punishment. But you know what? The son, it's not his fault, was going to visit the grave, picking up the shit bags,

so maybe he was kind of pissed off at him as well. I don't fucking know. Oh, so the son's his illegitimate kid. No, it's not his kid at all. It's his wife's. Oh, there's a fucking video. Of him pissing? Do we want to take a look at this video?

Yes. Do we? Of course we do. It might be a shit video. Is it full frontal or? Well, I don't know. Or is he a squatter? Okay.

All right, here we go. He pulls up. He is pulling. Just a second. I'm going to wait and show the camera. Here it is. That's his car, him pulling up. Yeah, but when does his wang come out?

We're not going to show the... Oh, yeah, there he is. Look at this. He looks like fucking Santa Claus. Look at the gut on him. He's got his gut hanging out. Randy would be all over that. Look at this. He looks like fucking Santa Claus. Look at the gut on him. He's got his gut hanging out. Randy would be all over that. Look, here we go.

And he pisses on the ground. There, there, there. It's coming out. Yeah, he's looking around. Guy looks like fucking Santa Claus. Merry Christmas. And he's pissing. There you go, boys. I can't imagine being that bitter for 48 fucking years.

It's routine, man. It becomes routine. You call those people that just keep doing the same thing over and over again? Crazy. Crazy. No, uh, obsessive compulsive. Yeah, that's what it is. OCD for pissing. On her grave.

She's an OCD pisser. He gives her the shake, fucking gets her going. Oh, he wipes his handsing on her grave. She's an OCD pisser. He gives her the shake, fucking gets her going. Oh, he wipes his hands off on her. You do that, Ricky. What, on other people? You wipe your hands off because you got piss on your hands? Well, her shirt is pretty much a rag.

That's fucked up, okay? Does that make your day a little bit better? No. As fucked as our life is- It's better than when I first heard it, but it was ruining my day. Now I'm okay with it all. Yeah, because, you know, we don't get up and piss on somebody's grave at 6 o'clock in the morning.

We don't hate somebody that much. Maybe we're missing out. No. I wouldn't even have done that to Leahy. I don't even know who I would hate enough to piss on their grave that many times. Randy? Maybe, no, I still wouldn't piss on his grave.

He's still alive. You'd piss on his grave once, probably, and then you'd feel bad. I mean, the bag of shit as well. He'd be like, all right. Was he bringing the bag of shit with him from home? Yes. Like Santa.

Yes, and he looked like Santa. When you're shitting in bags and taking them elsewhere. Yeah, when you're lugging around a bag of shit in your car to drop off at six o'clock in the morning. It's a bit strange. Fuck, you're a bit. You might want to rethink your values. I wonder if six o'clock in the morning? It's a bit strange. Fuck, you're a bit, you might wanna rethink your values. I wonder if he was getting up in the morning,

please, I gotta have a shit, please, please, please, so we can get it in the bag. And does he, is he hoping for, you know, like a straight up log, or is he hoping for a messy one? I don't know, it doesn't mention anything. How'd he get it in the bag, I wonder, tongs? No, maybe, or he- I'd say the bag is- If it's a big bag...

Yeah, I've done that before. Right around the old... Do we have any pictures of the bag? No, man. Well, you said a Ziploc. How do you shit in a Ziploc without getting it all over the edges? It's a big Ziploc. Ziplocs are big bags, man. We're not talking sandwich bags. We're talking like the big bags.

Probably. I don't fucking know. I don't know the size of the Ziploc bag. Could be a bread bag. It might have been a sandwich bag and he was tonging it in there. He'd have a special little set of tongs by the fucking- Shet tongs. By the toilet, yeah.

Where's my shet tongs? So boys, there's a big straight bass tournament coming up on the weekend. Awesome. I know how to win. How? These fucking guys in- No, Ricky, I don't- Lake Erie, Ohio? No. There's a big striped bass tournament coming up on the weekend. Awesome. I know how to win. How? These fucking guys in Lake Erie, Ohio.

No. Fish tournament, they fucking put lead weights in the goddamn walleye. Cheating. We gotta catch a goddamn striped bass and fill it with lead weights. No, but you can't. 20 grand, baby.

20 grand. There's a 20 grand striped bass tournament this weekend? Yep. Do you know how to fish, Bubs? So we just gotta find a boat, acquire a Yep. Do you know how to fish, Bubs? So we just got to find a boat, acquire a boat? Do I know how to fish? Let's go fucking do it, man. We need some lead weight.

But do you think the story's gotten out to everybody, like, in other fish? Why don't we just try to go and win it legit, Ricky? Because we want to make sure we win. That's why, Bubs. 20 grand. These guys won, like, a bunch of tournaments. Fucking. I guess because they were cheating.

Did we? Yeah, but. It was on TikTok, I guess. They showed the fucking, they found him the weights, and one guy's like, oh, you motherfuckers. Yeah. Oh, you'd want to fucking beat the shit out of the guy. Did that happen, or what happened?

Well, there was how much money on the line? 100 grand or something? 100 grand. I think it was 30, maybe. Well, I thought it was 100. Boys, there's no. They won a bunch of other tournaments. Probably over 100 grand or something? 100 grand! I think the other one was 30, maybe. Oh, I thought it was 100. They won a bunch of other tournaments. Probably over 100 grand. There's no tournaments around here that's fucking dishing out 100 grand for fish.

No. But 20 grand's a big one. 20 grand! Who's putting that on now? I think it's the Bass Pro fellas, maybe? Bass Pro Shops. Cabela's? Jesus, Murphy.

We got a Cabela's around here, don't we? Yes. We do, man. Well, maybe there's a fishing derby going on. That's what he's saying. It's here this weekend. On Grand Lake, man. This weekend. How much? 20,000 on Grand Lake. Sidney Crosby's Lake. Nathan McKinnon's Lake. All right.

Let's do this up and maybe we'll take a little ducky poo at their place and see if they got any booze. It's a ducky poo. What do they use, Ricky? What do they use for lures, for striped bass? I think we're going to need some bait. All right, you're in charge of that.

Or some rapalus or rapalus, how do you say it? Yeah, rapalus. You know what, I got an idea. I mean, throwing the lead weight in the fish, that's like kind of fishy. What if we threw fucking rocks down its yap? As if the fish were chewing on some rocks or something.

As if it swallowed them. Yeah. Prove us wrong. As if he got cruising really fast and got too close to the bottom. See, I like the way you're thinking. We're doing this. Fill them full of gravel. Exactly.

Or gold. My striped bass is full of gravel. Gold's heavy. Gold chains and shit. Think about it. Gold's heavy. Where are the fucking gold chains and shit? I think it boated. It's believable. A fish saw something shiny on the bottom and sucked it up. All right.

Gold snake. We're using those gold chains then. Not mine. Why not? Because his don't weigh anything. They're made of plastic. Those are fucking plastic, aren't they? Gold plating.

Did you hear about all these Russians fucking breaking their limbs? It's videos and shit, so they don't have to go to war? Yeah, that's pretty fucked up, man. That sucks, man. I can't imagine getting fucking, hey, you gotta go to war, or fuck you, you're dead. Is that what it is? That's pretty much their options. Either you go to war or you get treated like a deserter and shot. I saw this video, man. This guy fucking broke his friend's arm

with a sledgehammer. What? His arm was just a little dangler. Google said the number one term, search term in Russia is how to break your arm at home. Another guy fucking stomped on his friend's leg on the stairs and snapped her.

See, that's fucked up. You know what? It's better than going to fucking war. It's better than getting shot. Especially a war you don't believe in. That's the thing. War is shitty, and you've got to go fight for your country for some good legit reasons. Maybe that's cool, I guess. Well, if you're trying

to stop Hitler or something like that. Yeah, exactly. But to do what, you know, fuck that when they don't believe in what's going on, that's shitty. But there's got to be other ways around it. Like, maybe go, fuck that when they don't believe in what's going on, that's shitty. But there's got to be other ways around it. Like, maybe go, but then go fucking find a strip club or something and hang out there. A strip? Have a change of clothes or something.

What's a strip club? Strip club. No, strip club. No, it doesn't really work that way, Julian. There's not, no. You can't, you know, go into rural Ukraine and find a strip club. Well, you know, go to the— Just go in and be like, I'm not a Russian soldier.

Go hang out at a bar or something. Have a change of clothes. What? A change of clothes. I'm not a Russian soldier. I got nice change of clothes. I'm a deserter. You break into somebody's fucking house, all right?

You take the clothes that are in there, you put them on, off you go to a pub. I'm going to get drunk tonight. Hide your guns and shit. Get them later. Why not? You're starting to sound like Ricky. I'm just saying, man, I don't understand.

Might work. That's what I would do. Did you hear the Australians are petitioning to replace the Queen on the banknotes with Steve Urkel? Get the fuck out of here. Steve Urkel. Who is? Oh, sorry. Steve Irwin. Oh. That's a decay. Maybe. That makes more sense. That's a difference.

That Urkel. Holy fuck. I was trying to think, is Urkel from Australia? I do. I don't think so. He didn't have an Australian accent. Steve Irwin. I think they should do it. He was a fucking...

Legend. Yep. They should honor him. And they're actually saying it could happen. They might be saying, fuck the queen on the bills. They're going to put stupid Charles on the coins, I guess. We don't want to see it. They might use the bills for, like, fucking honoring people.

Maybe we could get you on the bills over here, Ricky. Really? I don't see why not. I haven't really done much for Canada. I can't see why they would do that. No. Think about it. Yeah, I suppose.

But it would be funny. There's probably a lot more people that are more worthy, I think. It would be funny if we could get on the bills, wouldn't it? Especially with a cigarette in my mouth or a joint. That'd be wicked. Yeah. Maybe just for the- How much is that-

Just a special edition. How much are those steaks? Two rickies. Two rickies. Maybe a coin, man. Just like a coin, a one-off. A hash coin. You'll like this a coin a one-off a hash coin You like this story bubs cuz you love dogs

Fucking bulldog in Alabama got born green Mm-hmm. It's kind of fucked a green bulldog. Yeah He's a Clifford, but no did some research I guess he got fucked around with some kind of bile in the womb so it's probably gonna fade but he's green really green it's cool looking fella who's green what's the name of him clefford limey limey the green dog no i'm just joking i have no idea limey the green bulldog that's the first thing i thought of that was green was a lime lime that's what, that's a term in Oregon. What about that guy? Lime Ricky.

Limey. Lime Ricky. That's what I call him. Gazoo. Gazoo wasn't green. No, wasn't he? Oh, he was like an olive drab. Olive drab?

Olive drab. What the fuck? What are you working, Sherwin-Williams now? Yeah, man. No, I paint models, model airplanes, olive drab, number one color for U.S. military World War II fighters. Never heard of that. Olive Drab. I've heard of Olive, but not Drab.

Olive Drab is the color for World War II Army planes. B-17 bombers. I must have fucked up last night because this note just says Colorado. All right. What's going on in Colorado? You've been there. Red Rocks. I like it there a lot.

It's awesome. I don't know what I was supposed to be talking about. It's like a lot of weed in Colorado. Yeah, it's legal there, man. There's some fucking great places there. Red Rocks was awesome. We were given lots of weed. Boulder, that was a great time.

And Hash. Dunder, amazing. Yeah. Love Colorado, man. Yeah. Pueblo, where you get the, you know, the free pamphlet. Huh? What? Pueblo, Colorado, remember? Pueblo? What the fuck is that? In the fucking 70s and 80s, there'd be the commercial, get your free pamphlet from Pueblo, Colorado. Wow. You were, you... I'd blank that one out. Yeah, man.

You don't remember that. Google it on the machine. I don't remember that. Pueblo. Pueblo. Pueblo. P-U-E-B-L-O. Pueblo, Colorado.

You get your free pamphlet. Type in Pueblo, Colorado free pamphlet. I have no idea what you're talking about. Well, you're going to remember it when you see it because it was on TV during fucking Saturday morning cartoons all day. I didn't watch fucking Saturday morning cartoons. Get your free pamphlet from Pueblo, Colorado. I didn't watch cartoons, man. Did you guys hear about this one last weekend?

I was fucking there apparently. I didn't even know this happened. There was a guy and a girl at the Blue Jays game. Fuck, that was a fun weekend. Blue Jays kicked ass. Yeah. They play in the fucking wild card game tonight, game one. Wish I was there.

Fuck! Fly up, Ricky. I'll have to watch it, get super fucked up. Bubs, Bubs. Anyway. Okay. This guy proposes to her, gives her a kiss, gets down on one knee, takes out the little ring box, and inside's a ring pop.

So she's looking all smiling in the ring. The fuck, she sees the ring pop, and she fucking look at piss and horror, and she throws a drink at his face and slaps him. So people are like, I'm calling bullshit. I think it's fake. Just to get a viral video. I don calling bullshit. I think it's fake. Just to get a viral video. I don't know. She's either the best fucking actor next to Meryl Streep,

or it is actually real, I think. All right, fuck her. Free Pablo. I've got it. It's in front of me. Free him? Who locked him up? Free Pablo, area travel planners, bubs.

This is not ringing a fucking bell. You must have had a weird TV when you were young. What the fuck do you mean, what is it? You told me to look this up, man. No, Pueblo, Colorado. Not free somebody named Pueblo. Free Pueblo area travel planners. That's what you told me to-

Oh, you got a free, free brochure. No, I didn't. Fuck, bubs. Just type in Pueblo, Colorado. Free pamphlet. I did, man. I fucking did. And that's what came up. Put it into YouTube.

I bet you the commercials are on there. Here we go. The official website. We're going to it right now. Where is it? Pueblo. This is... I can't do this right now, Bob's. You're freaking me out.

It's a weird request. That's what came up. Municipal court fucking information. No. Pueblo. The city of Pue. Municipal court fucking information. No. Pablo, the city of Pablo, Colorado. Free pamphlet. Type it into YouTube. Commercial.

Oh, my Jesus. 1970s. Is this going to be worth it? Yes. Let's hope. It's going to blow your mind right out of your gizzard. You know how you guys are always bitching because I stay up all night too much? You know, you need sleep, Rick.

You do need sleep. Guess what? More than nine hours of sleep can be linked to diabetes and heart disease. There you go. You're gonna have a great- So you don't need fucking 10 hours of sleep. No, you need eight, man.

Get eight. Eight's good, man. I think I'm good with seven. Seven to eight? Seven's fine too. You just don't wanna go below five. You don't wanna get like into 45 minutes. I'm a sleep rebel.

What do you mean by that? He rebels against sleep. That's pretty fucked up, man. Is it on YouTube? Pablo Colorado Hood. No, Pueblo Colorado Free Pamphlet Commercial. Oh, commercial. It's a TV commercial.

Jesus Christ. This is so fucked. I'm telling you, it's going's a TV commercial. Jesus Christ. This is so fucked. I'm telling you, it's going to blow you away. I got to follow through with it now because it is so fucked. Yeah. Fuck off. It's October 7th. It's fucking Thanksgiving weekend.

And guess what? We're having a don't air fucking turkey feast. I know. Did we tell everybody that? Watch. Monday at 11 a.m. Pacific, which is probably 2 o'clock Eastern, I'm going to guess. Right after this message. Is this what you're talking about? Going to our turkey day.

What the fuck? Your internet sucks. Money, health and nutrition, educating your children and more. Then you need the government's free consumer information catalog. Just give me the address. Send your name and address to new catalog, Pueblo, Colorado, 81009.

The free catalog this publication is getting. Are you serious? Yes, the free catalog from Pueblo. Getting your free consumer information catalog and free sample booklets is as easy as sending your name and address to New Catalog, Pueblo, Colorado, 81009. See? No even street address. They just knew. Many of which are free.

Free? I used to send for that all the time. Every week. Why would they send one to you? You're a kid. I got it. I just like getting free consumer information catalog. Annoying. Every week? Why would they send one to you? You're in Canada. I got it. I got it. I just like getting free consumer catalogs. Annoying. You know what?

Now that I hear it, I do remember it. But I had no idea what the fuck you were talking about. I don't remember any of that shit. There was other ones, too. There was all kinds. You could get catalogs galore from Pueblo. They liked their catalogs. Their catalog capital is America.

Bobbs, I went through two searches to find that shitty fucking commercial. First time seeing it, man. No. And it sucked. No, that's not even the right commercial. There was an old one from the 70s. Well, yeah, I believe you. Can you keep looking? No, man. Done. Fuck Pablo.

It might be a nice place, but fuck him right now. Gorgeous place. He was good in that movie. Who? Pueblo. Pueblo? He ran for the student council. What?

Oh, that was Napoleon Dynamite, Ricky. That was Pablo. Pablo. Not Pueblo. Pueblo. Actually, I think it was Pedro. I don't give a fuck. Pueblo. Actually, I think it was Pedro. I don't give a fuck about Pueblo. People in Pueblo are going to be offended.

No, I like the people there. I just don't like fucking the commercials. They're fucked. Pueblo, Colorado. If anybody from Pueblo is watching, send us a catalog. Yes. So the turkey thing, back to the turkey day on Monday. We are going to make a

donerkey. Yep, a fucking turkey shaped doner of beautifulness. We're going to have sides of craziness. Julian, you're in charge of fucking dessert and veggies. You bring veggies, I will make, I'll make salami tugboats. And if you want to watch, watch along

and learn how to make all this shit, what do they do it? Shout Factory. Shout Factory TV, it's on there. Trailerperkboys.tv, it's on there. And on the Trailerperkboys YouTube channel. What a lot of information, Buffs. Go on.

For all the people to watch. We're going to have a marathon. We're going to get drunk all day so you can get drunk with us. We're going to show a whole bunch of episodes and things from our past. Right? Yeah, nice marathon. It's going to be. But it's really just us getting drunk all day.

Canadian Thanksgiving on Monday, October 10th. Hopefully celebrating that the fucking Blue Jays may make it to the next round. Time will tell. We're going to be fucked up. It's going to be a good day. Don't forget the fucking dessert and the veggies. That's on Monday.

I'll acquire the meats. So if anybody would like to drink along with us, we are getting shit-faced the entire day. Yes. Arby's, we are getting shit-faced the entire day. Yes. Herbie's. We have the meats. What? You don't know that commercial?

I don't know that fucking commercial. Herbie's. We have the meats. I don't know the commercial, man. Jesus. Where's the beef? No, that's one of these, man. Where's the beef?

I don't fucking know, man. I don't. Herbie's. We have the meats. That's on every fucking day, Julian. You watch too much TV, you know that? Like, way too much, man. You don't watch enough, apparently.

Well, maybe that's a good thing. Arby's. Some people have to fucking pay the bills, you know. Arby's have a fucking... I'm going to Arby's later. They got a real nice-looking sandwich on. All right, you buying? No. Well, we need to get primed for the fucking game tonight,

so guess whose birthday is October the 7th? Who, Rick? John Mellencamp. Get a bit of him going? Why'd he get rid of the Cougar? Because he didn't ever want that name. Yeah, that was the goddamn record company, wasn't it? Stuck Cougar in there, and he's like it was cool. My name's not John Cougar.

Oh, we also got Tico Torres, drummer from Bon Jovi. You can listen to a little bit of them. Nope. Oh, come on. You like Bon Jovi. No, I pull a fucking, I am pulling an audible. Why? No Bon Jovi's band.

Johnny used to work on the dock. Yeah. You don't like that one? No. Even when you're wasted? No. You're high out of your fucking mind. You will not rock to that.

No, I will not. I guarantee you, man, you will start rocking. Holy fuck. Julian. Don't tell me. Whose birthday is it? One of your idols. Okay.

Simon Cowell. What? He's an idol. He's not one of my idols, man. I thought you liked his look. You like his look. I like his fucking money. Okay, well, you're going to like this next one, because I do as well.

And we're going to crank the shit out of some of her stuff. Toni Braxton. Ooh. Yeah. That fucking video, which one? Good Enough For Me or whatever it was? Man Enough For Me or whatever. Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah, I like me some. It's always good seeing that one come on when you're in jail. You know what I'm saying? She knew how to move and she knew how to sing. Beautiful. She knew how to make me feel just right. Don't even ask that.

I'm gonna put that video on right now. Actually, we can't because we gotta go, but we'll watch this. Oh, and Tom York. Radiohead, boom. Ooh, Tom York. Look at all kinds of good music. There's what we're listening to. Radiohead, yeah.

To get fired up. Super big. Creep? That's three tunes. Creep? Yeah, I'm down with Creep. Let's listen to OK Computer and then Kid A. Yeah, all right.

And then when you get really banged up, we're gonna throw some Jovi on and see you rock. Fuck that. You'll be fucking shirt off. Bon Jovi or Radiohead. I wonder who's better. Wait until you're wasted at fucking 3 in the morning. We'll see.

All right. Let's go to the liquor store. See you on Monday. See you on Monday, motherfucker. I might even break one of my golden rules and go to the fucking dispenser today. Try some shitty government, though. Let's do it.

Fuck it. Base test. Maybe some mushrooms. Mm. Hola. To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app.