Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 21 - Green Jellÿ Apocalypse

Episode Date: August 26, 2019

Nothing to see here, just rockers GREEN JELLŸ totally f**king up Ricky's trailer! Down some ball shots and get ready to party like it's 1992! Also: f**ked sing-alongs, p*ss shooters, and has Julian found his long-lost dad?!

Goddamn, I love this Kiss concert, man! It's the best concert I've ever been to in my entire life! You guys are fucked again, man. Oh, Lazy D, what the hell? Did it turn off? Oh, yeah. I'm trying to give you an enema. Thank you, buddy.

You're looking good. You're looking good. Oh, my God. What day is it? Anybody know? Friday. Friday? That's good.

Three day? What time are we supposed to play that show? That's good. That's good. Three day? What time? What time we supposed to play that show? That was a week ago, man. You played the show. What do you mean?

We're playing tonight. No, you played last week. No, no. It's tonight. I'm telling you. I got it here in my iPhone. Oh, my fuck, boys. We can't keep doing this.

You guys are going to have to fucking... Oh, wait a minute. Hang on. You guys are going to have to go at some point, right? Who wants to go next? Yeah! Thank you. Fuck this game. Has anybody got any internet?

It's not working, man. I got an attire, either. It's just... I want to personally thank you... Yeah, man....for letting us stay at your house here for the last two days. You guys have been here for a fucking... You played last Friday. It was yesterday. Now Friday again.

It's only Monday. And I just want to tell you that... It's been fun, boys, but man, like, I don't know. Something's got to give here. You guys are fucking nuts. Anybody wanna smoke a joint off my balls? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Line it up! Time to do bong hits, boys! Yeah! I knew that! You wanna see my gravity bong? Jesus Christ. Yeah! Yeah! Oh. You guys. I brought some presents for the boys here. See my gravity bong? Jesus Christ.

I brought some presents for the boys here. Hang on. Hang on, man. I got a little gift. I don't even know. We're not going to be... Hang on. We're not going to... I don't know if we're going to be able to...

No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. Don't worry. No, don't worry. I got it under control. I used to work in the kitchen. Okay, man. I got some hookers and some blow coming over,

and we're gonna party like it's 19, 9 to 2. Hey, boys. What the fuck is going on? Bubbles man, finally where you been? My pants have been off for 20 minutes. He's doing bong hits on us. All right, so we're doing bong hits off my balls. Ricky, we were supposed to go over the math stuff.

Hey, boys. Hey, boys. You guys gotta... Who the fuck is this guy? This is some of the finest bong bud that you'll ever have in your entire life. Come here, Bubbles. You got to help me get these fucking guys out of my house, man. No, I'm good there, bud.

I'm fucking good, bud. No, no, it's okay. It's okay. It's fucking green jelly. They blew last Friday. They've been at my house ever since. They fucking moved in. This is vinegar potato chip adobio.

I've been soaking it in my balls for the last week. Bowls, this is Bill. When you smoke it. Hey, Bill. When you smoke it. Hold on, it's got your ball juice on it? It has 100% ball juice on it. You're a man speaker?

You're a man speaker. Smell it. Fucking Jell-O. Smell it. This is the best. Do you want to smell my ball juice? All right, why is he eating that? A lot of ball juice.

Come on, let's go. Real nice, bro. Ricky, we were gonna go over. I was gonna teach you math. Math? All right, so... I'm not even fucking done with earless shit. You're this guy. You're that guy. You're gonna be this guy.

All right. And I got him over here. Uh, you're gonna be the first pig. I'm not gonna be a fucking pig. All right, yo. Bill. Um...

Man speaker or the fuck you're up. Come here, come here, come here. You're gonna be that guy right over here. Why are you guys naked? What's going on here, Ricky?

There's another guy with his pants down. If you can't, if you can't... I'm gonna get these fucking guys out of here, man. No shit. It's been a week.

Yeah, if you can't, you're naked. We've been of here, man. No shit. It's been a week. Yeah, if we can't do it- We've been in here through the week. They hide in the daytime under the trailers. Who's doing shots off my balls? That's what I want- I'm doing shots off your balls! Lazy D? Ricky?

Come on. Lazy D, bring your snacks over here. Hurry up, get his snacks. If you don't want to do some ball shots, we got some snacks. Come on. Get them. Hurry the hell up. I got snacks out the window. We brought some snacks for the boys.

We got some snacks from the airport. We got some snacks from the airport. We brought them in from Copenhagen. They let us play this festival. And we just got all this from the dressing room. Look at this. They were gonna throw this away. Tabasco sauce.

That was a week ago. You brought a bag of ice? They don't have ice in town. They don't have ice in town. We've been on the plane for 22 hours. They don't have ice in town. Man. They don't have any ice in town.

What kind of drugs are you guys doing right now? Steve, drugs. They do a lot of stuff. A lot of, like, what kind of shit? I got drugs. Hills. Everything, man. Well, here.

I got you that cow's milk. I got you that cow's milk. I got you that cow's milk. I got you that cow's milk. I got you that cow's milk. What kind of drugs you guys doing right now? They do a lot of stuff. A lot of, like, what kind of shit? Pills, everything, man. Well, there, I got you that calculator anyway. Oh, man, that's awesome. And we'll learn math another time, I guess. Bubbles! Yes, sir. Let's do flash dance. He's a maniac, maniac, on the run!

Have you been doing dirty stuff with these guys all week or what? I don't think so. No, you sure? You can fucking tell me. So we're playing tonight! You got your gun? You played last Friday. No, no, we're playing tonight.

It's a week. No, we're playing. I thought we were putting on a show right now. We're playing tonight and you're in the band. You didn't know. Okay. The song goes like this. What the fuck?

It's in there. Oh, that's my wolf. Oh, there it is. Well, see, they get a little sweaty, and I was just drying them off in the microwave. You know, they get a little sweaty from the fans. Lazy, lazy, lazy puked. Was that one I just put on?

Lazy puked in this last night. What is up with this shit, man? It's part of the band, man. What do you mean it's part of the band? The band is so terrible that we dress the drunk people up in the costumes, right? What a fucking show, man. It was awesome. And then they get overheated, right?

And then they drink some more beer. I just had that on and it was full of all the sweat. I brought the Black Plague from Europe in these costumes. I'm really sponsored by the cold and flu industry. And what I do is, you know, kind of like

in the gong show in the early 70s, Chuck Beres was a secret spy. What I really do is I fly around the world, and I bring these diseased costumes, and I spread the flu. Well, that's not good. You're like a flu terrorist.

If I get the fucking flu, I'm telling you right now. I am. I am a flu. Yes, I am. Sponsored by NyQuil and the aliens. So the thing is, is we get you drunk on the NyQuil and then the aliens come and probe you later. Bubz, Bubz, wash your hands with that. Don't be touching the shit. Lazy D, come here.

We're playing hide the unicorn. Come on. Come on. It's been a week in this thing. Why don't you open the fucking window in here? Hey, what's up? I'm Lazy D. Hey, Lazy D. How are you, bud? Thanks for the party, man. This has been so awesome.

You know what? It's been good, but a week is a lot. I just puked on myself. We're just getting started, though, man. Ricky, what do you mean they've been here a week? I've been here through the week. It's been a day! They fucking hide. They hide in the daytime. They hide under the trailer in fucking closets.

And they come out at night and scare the fuck out of me. Well, we're supposed to make the show here, Ricky. We're gonna have to... What the fuck is he doing? I got more! They didn't come out! He's got more pop it heads. Oh, look, I got a letter from didn't come out! He's got more pop it heads.

Oh, look, I got a letter from the TSA. They went through my luggage. I bet they fucking did. Okay, well, let's pull up some chairs here. Yesterday, this dumbass brings snacks all the way from Sweden. He packs them in his goddamn bag. We're going through the TSA.

Triggered by the dog. Next thing we know, I got luggage ripped apart They got me stripped down naked whoop He had a pizza who brings a pizza and a goddamn like it I like that some people Nice man Alan I like that guy okay here well I gotta sit the fuck down now. G.G. Allen, man! Fuck! Look at that! G.G. Allen! G.G. Allen's here! Nice, man. G.G. Allen. I like that guy. Okay, here, well, I mean, let's pull up some chairs.

I'd like to talk to you about some of this stuff. Your house is messy. Bubbles, don't touch the unicorn, whatever you do. There, you can sit right on, or yeah, right there. Can I sit on the unicorn? You can if you want. You guys, sit over that way, man. Don't be coughing this way.

See, that's... I got some Bailey's to get partied. Hey, hey, hey, hey. You want what? Cover your mouth, okay? Cover the mouth. Is it Bill? Hey, is it Bill?

Bill? What? It's Bill, yeah. It's cool, man. Okay, I know. It's all right. You're in my seat. It's cool,'s all right. You're in my seat. It's cool. It's cool.

You're in my seat. I'm sorry, man. Hey, man, you know who these guys are, right? Hugs. Hugs, man. No, no, no. I'm good. I'm good. Hugs, not thugs, man. I'm good. Tell me who fucked that up.

Pound it. Pound it. Come on. We pound it over here. I'll wipe it off for you. No, don't. Just... You're being fucking disrespectful, Julio. I'm not hugging anybody. I don't know, man.

I swear to the free hugs, sir. Oh, he's fucking awesome. Oh, he's fucking awesome. Oh, he's fucking awesome. Oh, he's fucking awesome. No, I'm not hugging anybody. I don't know, man. I swear to the free hugger. Sir! I'm not hugging anybody. I'm not hugging anybody. I'm not hugging anybody. I'm not hugging anybody. It's a small world. It's a small world.

It's a small world. It's a small world. Ricky, this is fucked up. I'm telling you, who the fuck the fuck is wrong with you? It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. this small, small world.

We're all in this small, small world. Careful, everybody. Ass face! Ass face! Okay, that's crumb, boys. Sorry, sorry. Okay. I got your dad in there.

Disney show tunes is my weakness. Disney show tunes are just, I get a little crazy. I get a little crazy. Well, could you... I get a little crazy. Could you move some of this shit out of my way here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. These fucking things. Just get them off me.

It's fine. Oh, man. Not the calculator. I got it, I got it. Keep that right there. Not the calculator. Hey, who owns these fucking... these treats again?

Lazy! Get the fuck out of here, man. Lazy, take your treats. Okay. Take your bag. Okay. Take your bag of ice. I just fucking pulled my hand and some drool over here. It was his bag of ice!

Who's fucking drooling on the table? He brought it from Europe! Rick, 22 hours! You know what? I didn't know it was gonna get this fucking crazy, all right? Anybody want a nice cold puppet to put on your head? There you go. There you go, bubs. No, I'm good. You're good?

Yes. You're good? Just touch it. Just touch it. Don't touch that, bubs. Wipe your hands. Wipe your hands. Now you got the hantavirus.

Jesus. It's got the flu on it. Okay. All right. All right. Okay, so. Shots of Bailey's. Coming up next. All right. All right. Okay, so. Shots of Bailey's. Coming up next.

Bubbles. . All right. Where did this come from? Shots of Bailey's. Is this the blue Bailey's? Come on. Come on.

All right. Two real drinks. All right. Ready? Does this have the flu in it? Of course it has the flu in it. Can I leave my drink over here? I always loved you, Bubbles.

You're getting too close. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. All right, real drinks. All right, ready? Does this have the flu in it? Of course it has the flu in it. Can I leave my drink over here? I always loved you, Bubbles. You're getting too close, man. You're getting too fucking close. Tastes like baby.

Tastes like Jesus. I hope that doesn't have the fucking norovirus in it. Okay. So you guys are in a band, are you? You don't know who the fuck this is, man. That's what they tell me. What's the name of the band? Green Jello.

Green Jello. Yes, you used to fucking love these guys. Green Jello. The shittiest band in the world. Yeah, man. Crappy song. Pigs, blah, blah, blah. All right, we listened to these guys before. They're fucking good. Yeah, hey. Crappy song. Pigs, blah, blah, blah. Little pig, little pig. Yeah.

Fucking two, two, two. All right, I listened to these guys before. They're fucking good. Yeah, hey. I remember that. Yeah, yeah. I used to rock to that song. Yeah, rock and roll pumpkin, baby.

Right on. Pumpkin. Oh, can I keep that? Yeah, sure. Five bucks. Sure. So you guys are a real band. Yeah, 30 bucks.

I wouldn't say a real band. I would say more of a disguise to get free record. So it's green jello, but it's got a Y. It's a Y, yep. Why? What happened there? Because we suck! Yeah!

They suck. Worst band in the world. I don't believe that. I don't know, man. It does, no. You have more members than any other band in the world. Currently we have the Guinness Book of World Records for the largest band in music history at 867 band members.

Get the fuck out of here. I kid you not. So this band right here, this band I've never met in my entire life. They picked me up last night at the airport in a van. It was a week ago. No, it was last night. It wasn't a little feels like today is Tuesday You're doing it again just like your own Christmas. All right Stop it. What all the snacks?

Where'd all the snacks go? Are they some kind of a cult? We're a satanic alien cult. That's what we are. All right. We just don't get paid for it. We didn't know. Where's all the snacks? There's snacks.

Bubbles took them. I didn't take anybody's fucking snacks. The mean guy took them away. Let's just be sure that I didn't take them away. They're over there, man. He doesn't want them on the table. I want some of them damn sausages, man. You want some of these They're over there, man. He doesn't want them on the table. I want some of them sausage chips. Here, man.

You want some of these fucking things? Oh, sick. He can eat those. Yes, sir. These ain't that bullshit ketchup potato chip bullshit. Here we go. Here we go. We got chicken chips.

Right here. Chicken chips. Have some Donner sauce to go with that. Donner sauce made in Canada. Can't believe I'm giving my fucking chicken chips away. Fuck! All right. All right. No, thanks. I'll make another one. Can't believe I'm giving my fucking chicken chips away. Fuck! All right.

So you got 800 some, so you don't, they're not all on stage at once. Yeah, yeah, all at once. That's what makes touring really expensive. How many guitar players do you have? Right now I have 473 guitar players. That's too many. Yeah, well, see, what's the good thing about it is when the other guy doesn't know how to play,

the other 272 pick it up. So it really doesn't matter. Somebody's got to be playing it right at one time, right? Yeah, but it must be awfully loud. It must be awfully awful also. Huh? It's incredibly loud.

See, it's all shock and awe. So where do you actually live? You, like, where do you live? I've been living here for a week thanks to my buddy, yeah. I love you. It's been interesting. Ricky, they can't live here. Shut up, Bubbles! What the fuck?

Tell them that, man. We're coming to your house. That's where we're coming, yeah. Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles!

Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles!

Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! I'm not staring at the mean guys. I've always thought green jello was the shittiest of the flavors.

Yes, exactly. I agree. He gets it. And then you get it. Oh, so that's what it means. I do. What do you play, the skin flute? No, I play the swine ass.

The swine ass? That's the hair drawn across a pig's arse. Whoa. Get it? I get it, man. That was a good one. I got the pig head on. Let's do it. No, I get it, man. That was a good one. I got the pig head on! Let's do it! No, no, no, no. I'm not putting my fingers near your hole.

There's a pig's side to the back! I was just joking! Sing something. Shut up! I was just joking. I'm not going anywhere near your hole. Fucking... Okay! These glasses are bullshit. What are?

Atomic vision. Like, you can't... You don't have better fucking vision with these fucking things. They're not really atomic vision. What are you talking about? They're HD atomic vision. It does say HD. No. Ricky, they're not atomic vision.

Are they plugged in? Oh, shit. You have them plugged in? No. See, that's not. Are they plugged in? Oh shit. You have them plugged in. No. See, that's the part that people usually forget. They don't plug in, Ricky. They didn't even come with a fucking cord. No, no, no, I got it over here.

I just had to plug in the... Hang on, I'll fix it, let me see it. What are we doing with this? Let him fix your glasses. Ricky, I don't think that, I'll fix it. Let me see it. What are we doing with this? Let him fix your glasses. Ricky, I don't think that's how you fix glasses. I mean, I guess they look good, but... See, you just gotta... That's probably gonna electrocute me.

No, no, no it won't. Yeah, no, that's hot. Hold on to the... Wait a minute. That baby's hot. Put your finger in this water. Ricky, don't do it. Don't be doing this.

Put your finger in the water, Ricky. I'm plugged that fucking thing right now. You're just going to get lit up. There we go. That's made me feel weird. That thing's hot. That's plugged in. Yeah, it's plugged in.

We're ready to party. Yeah, I'm not ready to fucking party like that. It was a good show you guys played a week ago. Really good. It was yesterday. It was yesterday I got on the plane and we flew here and we got here. That was yesterday. Where did you fly from?

Where did you fly from? I can probably look it up. Copenhagen. Copenhagen, Denmark. It's goddamn hot in here! It is hot. I'm gonna start taking off. Can I use this? Yes, absolutely. There, cool down the noggin. Cool down your head. Did you say welcome or anything yet? I haven't had a chance to fucking say welcome, Ricky. Since we got here. I've been trying to figure out what the fuck you're on. You haven't said welcome at all.

Just say welcome, man. Welcome to who? Tell the people what it is and all that. Hey, what the fuck's going on, everybody? This is Perk after Dirk. I'm with these fucking guys. Sign it and sell it. Green Jell-O is what they're called.

This guy. Don't make me. This guy's in his underwear. Don't make me. It's going to rip the hair on the beard. What the fuck is he talking about? I'm afraid, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Did you bring any instruments?

Maybe you could play us a song, like one of your songs. We don't bring any instruments. Oh, there we go. Oh, when the saints go marching in. Oh, when the saints go marching in. Oh, when the saints go marching in. Oh, I'll be in that number. Oh, when the saints go marching in. Send us underwear.

Oh, over there. Oh, over there. Come on. Oh, over there. Oh, over there. Oh, over there. Say underwear. Underwear.

Underwear. Under underwear? Underwear? Underwear. Under who? Under the... Whiskey all over the place. I ain't safe. I ain't gonna go back under the trailer. Under the trailer.

Under the trailer. Under the trailer. Under the trailer. He's gonna make me go back. Don't you guys need to sleep? Sleeping? Aliens never sleep. Fuck.

See, remember? See, you're not paying attention. I pull the alien out of the refrigerator. All right, watch, okay? Nanu, nanu. That's cool. Ricky. It's good, isn't it?

Okay, I don't, I don't, I don't really particularly like that. Anything you guys wanna talk about? You don't remember last night, do you, Bubbles? I remember perfectly well. I wasn't on the liquor last night. I was sober. I would have came to see the show, though.

Ricky. Yeah, see? Why didn't you ask me to come, Ricky? I did. You guys passed out. Oh. I mean, it was a week. Who passed out?

It was last night. Plus six days. We've not been It was last night. Plus six days. We've not been here for six days. Seven, actually. No way. Sunday. Judging by my underwear. It was Canada Day.

No water out of it yet. Yeah. It's been a day. That's where Bolch is staring at his unit. You were. You were checking it out, weren't you? Well, I've seen it a few times over this week. Well, a few.

So when you're not here, where do you actually live, for the people that are wondering? We were living under the trailer for a while, and then he let us come in, and then you guys came here, and now we're coming to your house. Wow. Have fun with that one, bubs.

Yeah. Julian's got a trailer. I've just got a little shed. It won't fit you. Also, I have a gun. It's all right. We don't take up much room. It's not going to fucking happen. We could all sleep in your bed with you.

So you live all over the world, though, really? Yeah, yeah. How many shows a year do you do? We play 125 shows a year. Holy fuck. Is that a lot? No, not really. I mean, there's 365 days, so I guess I'm slacking.

I'm only playing a third of my potential. That's still quite a bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if people want to go online and see where the upcoming shows are, where do they go? They just go on Facebook. Green Jell-O on Facebook. Do you have Facebook?

It's that thing after MySpace in between Tinder. They don't have the Glitter Kitties on there. No Glitter? No. Glitter Kitty. MySpace is the shit. You have all that crap

just like loading up with the Glitter Kitties. What happened to Tom? Oh, yeah. Right? He probably turned into Kyle. Right? What happened?

Just, no. We all abandoned Tom. We didn't fucking write him. Tom! Oh man. You know Tom. From MySpace? From MySpace. Oh, Tom from MySpace. Yeah, what happened to him?

Yes, I know him well. I saw him. He's a greeter at Walmart right now. I saw him the other day in Milwaukee. Tom the greeter. Yeah, Tom the greeter. Welcome to Walmart. We call him Kyle now.

Facebook fucked up my life. Welcome to Walmart. Facebook fucked up my life. Yeah. I'm going to have a drink of your liquor, Julian. Help yourself, man. I need to cope with some pain. So what the fuck do these guys do?

They're in the band? I don't know these dudes. I told you. You don't know these dudes? I don't. I have no idea. I literally have no idea who they are. They picked me up at the airport yesterday, and they brought me to a hotel,

and then they brought me in here, and then you started being mean to me because I was being... I'm not mean. I blew 22 hours. I don't mean it. I don't. You have no sympathy. Way to go, Joe. I don't mean it. You have no sympathy.

Way to go, Joey. I didn't mean to make you cry. Way to go, man. I'm just kind of confused here, man. I walk in, the place is fucked. There's stuffed popcorn. You're hurting my feelings. I don't know.

I don't know. Never used it. You can call 911 on the pretend phone, yes. Hey, man. Guess what? You know the song about the pigs? Yeah, the three little pigs? Yeah.

The guy that sings... Wasn't that the guy from Tool? Yeah, it is. That's fucking crazy, man. Yeah, isn't that funny? He's in the world's worst band and in the world's greatest band at the same time. That's pretty cool. I like Tool.

That's you, dude. Are you ready? Yeah. Little pig, little pig, let me in. Not by the hair of my kinny kin kin. Yeah! Do it again. Do it again.

Do it again. Get the band back together. Do it again. I want to see it. All right, all right. More into it, bubs. again, do it again. We're getting the band back together! Do it again, I want to see it again. Alright, alright, alright. More into it, bubs. Put more into it. Shut up!

I'm trying to center myself! The intonation in this room's fucked. What does that mean? Trying to mash. Mmmmm. Little pig, little pig, let me in. Not by the hair of my kitty ginger. Well, I'm huffing and I'm puffing and I'll blow your house in.

Ah. Come on, Ricky. That's just my high-pitched voice. I love it, I love it. Boys, Ricky, there's somebody pissing in your living room. Don't piss in the snacks. Just pissing in the snacks. Come on! Make it Canadian!

Let's do shots of Lazy D's piss! Come on! I'm not doing any pest shooters. I'm not doing pest shooters. Jesus Christ. Definitely no pest shooters for me. Come on. Oh, it's warm.

It's been interesting. All right, that's enough. It's like hot apple cider. Get that fucking piss away for me. Come on. Oh, it's warm. It's been interesting. All right, that's enough. It's like hot apple cider. Get that fucking piss away from me, man. Don't get me beat up by this, dude. I'm trying to be good. No, take your own piss.

You're repeating piss. Take your piss. You're getting me in trouble. You're getting me in trouble. I didn't find the bathroom, man. Just keep the piss on a shelf or something. Oh, we can sell that next. He invited us.

It's a good idea. He invited us. All right. I'm going to go get some more. I'm going to go get some more. I'm going to go get some more. I'm going to go get some more. bathroom, man. Just keep the piss on a shelf or something. Oh, we can sell that next. He invited us. It's a good idea. He invited us. That's great. It's a bigger opening than a pissing room. He said, come over and stay all you want.

It's good for drunk pissing, I guess. But don't get any... Don't be doing that, Ricky. No, because I sleep on that floor sometimes. I don't want to be sleeping on it. The costumes are comfortable. I sleep on them all the time. They're like mattresses. They are nice. They do have a nice spring to them.

Did you guys hear about the horny... Come, come cuddle. That's like a lumbar support. Cuddle. Go down and cuddle. I'm not fucking you. He's asking you to go cuddle. Have you ever cuddled a muscle man?

I'm not talking to you, Bubbles. Come spoon me. Spoon him there. Spoon! Have you ever cuddled a muscle man? I know that's what I'm... I'm not talking to you, Bubbles. Come spoon me. Spoon him there. Spoon me, come on! I'm not fucking spooning you, Bubbles. One of us! One of us! One of us!

One of us! One of us! Ricky, what the fuck is going on here? One of us! One of us! Nothing good is gonna come of this. You gotta be smarter sometimes, man. You want to be in the band, you've got to cuddle.

Yeah, man. That's initiated. You're making your dad upset. Not doing it, man. Sorry. Fucking Jesus, Julian. You're ruining the day, man. Hey, no, no, no.

I've got to tell you all something. I'm not really in a band. Oh, fuck. You guys have been at my house for a week and you're not even the real guys? I thought you saw them on stage. I thought I saw them on stage. I thought I saw them on stage. I thought I saw them on stage.

I thought I saw them on stage. I thought I saw them on stage. I thought I saw them on stage. I thought I saw them on stage. I thought I saw them on stage. I thought I saw them on stage. I thought I saw in a band. Oh, fuck. You guys have been at my house for a week and you're not even the real guys? I thought you saw them on stage. I thought I did, too. My band did play here. Okay, good. Way back in the early 90s.

And I had sex with this woman. Okay. I just wanted to tell you. All right, Bill. I got some advice for you. Son. I got some advice for you. Son. I got some advice for you. Son, no, no.

You're my son. You're my son. I came all the way to Alabama, Canada. I'm sorry. You were not my dad. I'm sorry. You said, darn, baby. I just went out for cigarettes.

I didn't mean to leave. Word of advice, Bill. Just look. Don't fuck up too much. Ancestry. I didn't mean to leave. Word of advice, Phil. Just look. Don't fuck up too much. Ancestry.com. You end up jailed. Ancestry.com. Just check it.

They will do things to you. They can do the test, and you'll learn that you're me. All right, go to jail, man. It's your fucking dad. Imagine him in jail. It's your dad. He's fucked on drugs, man. It's your dad. A's fucked on drugs, man. It's your dad.

A child arrived just the other day. He came to the world in the usual way. But there was planes to catch and bills to pay. Do he learn to be mean while I walk away? Hug your dad. I'm getting my fucking laptop, and I'm getting the fuck out of here. Bob's having a good time.

I love your tunes, man. But you've got a serious fucking problem, my friend. Go, Julian. Get the fuck out of here. These guys are crazy. Little boy blue in the bad mood. When you're coming home, Dad, I don't know when. We'll get together then, yeah.

You know I have a good time, yeah.