Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 21 - Sh*t Talk

Episode Date: October 16, 2023

Park After Dark gets off to a sh*tty start - but is it art? The Boys chat about pumpkin spice weed, pond sharks and emotional support alligators, and Julian checks out a hot new website. Also: My dog, he got six legs!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. So how much was it worth? It wasn't worth anything. It's got to be worth something. I mean, if it's like a... It's a bowl of shit. It was a worth anything. It's got to be worth something. I mean, if it's like a... It's a bowl of shit. It was a pool log. Yeah, but it was...

Was there like an extraordinary... No, it was just a pool log. Then why the fuck are we just talking... Why are we talking about this? Is it for sale? Yeah, why are we talking about it? I don't know, Ricky, because your drugs are really strong. I guess.

Please. It was a pool log. It was not worth anything okay end of story you should have just started off with that i didn't even start it off who's who started it then ricky said there was a diamond encrusted something in a toilet and then you started talking about something else and then it turned into just it was a pool log. Wow. Favorite shit you've ever had, go. Go, do I?

Oh, man, no, no. I don't. How could you even answer that? Like, no. What makes it a favorite? All kinds of factors. Like what? Like what? Well, it could be one of those.

Weight? Weight. It could be one of those ones where you're just about to shit your pants, but you make it. Okay. To the toilet. Those are good ones. Okay. And then there's other ones where it's just like it's out and done.

Like that. The big bomb. Bomb's gone. Or hanging your house out the window of a bus. That's fucking gross, man. You've done it. No, I have not done that you shed out the winter it was him bus didn't you i don't think you did i pissed but i don't remember you did both number

two all right let's stop talking about this i do remember a heinous one i had on tour one time i was kind of bound up when things finally left my body. It was quite a sizable venture. I remember this, and the toilet didn't work. Yeah. Remember? Click, click. I bet you it was at least three and a half feet.

It was insane. He just talked about this the other day. He called me in. He goes, hey, come in. I want to show you something. And I went in, and it was sticking out of the toilet. He talked about this the other day he called me in he goes hey come in I want to show you something and I went in and it was sticking out of the toilet we talked about this it was like a you know what do you call a coiler

it was beautiful we gotta stop talking about stuff like this when we get big like it's happening every fucking day and here's the other weird part about that bathroom what it did have a stall but the toilet didn't work in the stall. Then I had two other toilets just sitting right beside each other.

No walls, nothing. Like friendship toilets. Yeah. Love toilets. How's it going? Love toilets. It's for people that are claustrophobic, probably. Is that a thing?

Well, people that are claustrophobic, they can't have a poo if they're in an enclosed space. So they'd rather use it in front of like an audience. Well, they got to shit at some point, but it's better if they're not enclosed in a little capsule, like a stall.

That's so fucked. If you're claustrophobic and you try to have a poo in a stall, you fucking lock right up. Oh, yeah. You go into lock mode. So, what do you do outside? No, you just shit in the toilet that doesn't have a stall.

I mean, you don't see those very often, man. Speaking of shit, this woman got busted at the airport in Minnesota for trying to smuggle in some giraffe feces. What? Yeah, she said she wanted to make jewelry from exotic animal dung from Kenya. You know what? I think we've talked about this before, man. Really? Well, this just happened.

Did it? Yeah. Maybe I just read about it. Why the fuck would you make jewelry? You know what? She was going to make a lot of money off that jewelry. Let me tell you. Doesn't it smell?

Once you put some... I bet she wasn't going to make a nose ring. Put some string through it, make a necklace. You throw some paint on it, a little bit of lacquer. You don't smell shit at all. What if it's a nose ring? What does it say? Like, is it strong?

Is it pliable? It's like clay, man. It's clay, I think. I don't think you'd like... How do you know what giraffe shit is like? Because I looked into it because I was like, you know what, that's a good fucking idea. She said she's made me forward a moose shit.

And she probably made a lot of money. I don't know. There's cow patty fucking things that people paint. You can throw them up on the wall. I've never heard of that. It's shit art, man. It's a real thing. And there's a lot of money in it.

Because there's a lot of fucking weird people who make shit. There's a lot of money in it. Because I don't want to deal in shit, man. I'll make the money, but it's got to be a lot of money. You don't want to be a shit dealer? It's shitty money. You know what I mean? But if you can find giraffe shit, go for it.

Rhinoceros shit. What about hippo shit? Maybe I'm thinking of something. Oh, pardon me. Pardon me that my shit's not up to your standards. Yeah, you could probably eat something, but I'm not sure. I've never, I don't know if it's a patty or what, man. Hippos are fucking, they're a dangerous animal.

We talked about it. We're on the thing. That started? Oh, man. All we've talked about is shit so far. No kidding. All right, let's stop talking about shit. There's going to be people complaining about this.

Welcome to the Park After Dark. Hopefully we didn't offend anybody with shit talk. I don't know how long they've been rolling, but there was a lot of shit talk going on. Oh, right. There was. This episode's going to start now. All right. So we're not going to show any of the shit talk?

No, we're showing it. I don't care. It's not like you said you were eating it or anything. No. Even though you do. People do eat it. People will eat shit, man. That shit, they use it as a dip with nachos.

Did you hear about the guy that tried to take a service animal into the Phillies game? He said no. What? Because his service animal was a fucking alligator. I can't see. People are fucking, come on. That's too much, man. It's his emotional support animal.

He actually had it certified. It's fucking Christ. Who does the certification on that now? It's a process. I think you can get pretty much anything fucking certified. I can get you certified to be my fucking support animal, probably. You know what? There was money involved in that one.

I guess the fucking Phillies invited him to the game, but he was late, so they couldn't get him in. How big is the cocksucker? She's about six feet. Nine years old. See, I'm not comfortable with that. And it gives fucking glorious hugs, apparently.

It's fucking arms are only that long. It doesn't bite. It's really friendly. It doesn't bite until it does. It loves little chin rubs. It's a wild fucking creature, man. It doesn't even have the fucking snout taped or anything. How does it give hugs, Ricky? It's fucking legs are this long.

It wraps its fucking legs around you and it puts its fucking head over your shoulder and you give it like a real fucking hug. Oh, I love him. People step on his toe. I don't think he's bitten anybody, which is a miracle. Oh, I love him. People step on his toe. I don't think he's bitten anybody, which is a miracle. It's supposed to happen. I'd give the cocksucker a hug. Yeah, fucking ass.

Rig feed and toyed or whoever the fuck they were with the tigers. The who? The what? I missed that. What did he say? Rig feed and toyed. The guys who had the tigers in Vegas? You could not have fucked up their name anymore, man. Rig feed and toy.

Rig feed and toy. Jesus, fuck. It's Siegfried and Roy, Ricky. Well, they trusted those fucking animals for a lot of years. Did they ever? See? No, but they didn't. animals for a lot of years. Did they ever? And they fucked over them. No, but they didn't. It's a ticking time bomb.

If you watch the documentary, the tiger was trying to protect them. By putting his fucking head in his mouth? Yes, he was trying to drag them to safety, and he accidentally snapped his neck. All right, here's a question. What animal's smarter, a fucking tiger or a lion or a fucking alligator that you take to a baseball game? It depends on their educational background. Well, come on, Bob.

Don't give me that shit. If you went to alligator university. Alligator's brain is probably the size of that fucking cigarette butt. I don't think an alligator's very brave. Me too. So, like, I don't know. They'll eat it. They'll eat somebody one of these days.

They've only got a couple gears. You know what I just thought of? They can run, they can swim, and they fucking eat things. If you had a long metal box, about seven feet, about that high, and a pulley system, and you put them in there, and then hoisted it up, it would be an alligator elevator. Okay. What the fuck are you talking about man alligator elevators we should invent them you know i don't care well alligators to different floors having alligators fucking emotional support animals that's different i don't know what i think about it but i guess

whatever you need to help you'd have to talk to the owner the owner said it got him through a lot of depression all right well that's man. He does look like he gives a fucking mean hug. I'd hug him. Yeah, me too. So scaly back. Give him a little peck on the cheek. He'd feel like a pineapple,

though, wouldn't he? With that knobby back of his. That'd be weird, man. It'd be nice, though. It might be like a massage on your forearms. I'd show him fucking hugging a bunch of different people.

They were all fucking right into it, and he was cuddling, and you know, I don't know. Oh, they might have him on heroin, too. Yeah, that's no offense. Sounds like they shoot him up with heroin to me. Oh, we got a new fucking pumpkin world record this year. Awesome.

Yes! Minnesota horticulture teacher Travis Granger. Something like that. 2,749 pounds. Get the fuck out of here. 2,790 pounds? Thank the pumpkin spice you could create

with that. That's too much. He said he watered it and fertilized it 12 times a day, so he fucking deserved it. $30,000 prize, though. We can think about this for next year. 3030,000. $30,000 for growing a fucking 12 bucks 12 times a day doing that shit? That's not a lot of work, huh? Yeah, for you, no. No, no, I don't know how to do that shit. If you, you could do it. You could fucking water a pumpkin. They calculated that you could make 687 pies from it. I don't know. How do you calculate that?

Well, they know how much... Based on weight? Yeah, they know how much stuff they're going to get out of it. Wow. But the pumpkin spice that you could make. I'd like to get some of the seeds. People that are right into pumpkin spice can fucking take a big hydraulic sock. The original record was from Italy. Can't stand that.

2,702 pounds. All right, Ricky, I got an idea. So now the record is back in the United States. If you took a 2,700-pound fucking pumpkin, right? And did everything. Curve the shit out, right? Okay. So you're in a room, basically.

Throw some lights in there. Start, like, growing weed inside the pumpkin. Pumpkin spice weed. Pumpkin, that's exactly what I was thinking, man. I'll try it. Would they grow? People would like pumpkin spice weed. You'd have to fucking put a light in there or something.

That's what I mean. You put some lights in, some LED ones. Oh, lights are very used to going into pumpkins. Candles are. But would they grow? Would they, like, root up down there in a pumpkin or you know what soiling in the pumpkin shit or you gotta put soil in maybe both bit of both I don't fucking know I think you need some soil for sure

mash it up a bit let's just do a hydroponic Lee I guess all right we're trying it let's do it bugs you better serve and I'm gonna start growing the pumpkin we'll take care of the weed I'm cruel you grow up I'll use a special ingredient I know how to grow what's It's never been done before. You've got to start growing the pumpkin. We'll take care of the weed. You grow a pumpkin. I'll use the special ingredient. I know how to grow. What's that? I'm not telling you because then everybody will know.

Secret ingredient. Nothing to ever guess. You've got an iPhone, don't you, Julian? Yeah, I do. Do you ever go on the website guyswithiphones.com? No. Yeah, you should look it up. What?

Why? It's a big fucking deal. You go on there, you don't gotta do it on your phone. It's just a website, guyswithiphones.com. Yeah, nothing wrong with that. Just dudes partying, probably. Guys with... What, do you win something?

You can. You can win a date. A what? No, no. It's just like art and photography and guys sharing stories about their phones. That's fucking weird, man. Guys with iPhones.

Guys with iPhones. Must be. No, man. I'm not putting on there guys with iphones powered by a love for hot men who appreciate the finer gadgets in life right nothing wrong with that just click on it so you can search up uh frank biden oh jesus fucking christ come on man that is not nice what's he got Except Frank Biden. Jesus fucking Christ. Come on, man. That is not nice. What's he got? Oh, no, no, no. I haven't been on the site.

I have no idea. I don't want to go on there. What happened? You don't want to see it, buddy. What was it? I can't believe what I just fucking saw there. I want to know what it is. Look it up.

I like horrific images. It's horrific. Was Randy? Something Randy would like? Oh, wait, he doesn't have an iPhone up his arse, does he? No, man. No. In his asshole? You know how many people just fucking went on there

and are going to be shocked like I am right now? Well, the only reason I knew about it is because it said that Frank Biden, Joe Biden's younger brother, has a naked image on there. Good for him. Yeah, who gives a younger brother, has a naked image on there. Good for him. Yeah, who gives a fuck? Who gives a fuck? I just didn't know if you knew about that website. And it's probably fucking AI-generated Photoshop bullshit.

Oh, no, he said it's him. He said someone must have hacked his phone. Oh, he said it was him? Yeah. Well, who cares? Yeah, who gives a fuck? Who cares what fucking Joe Biden's brother does? He took a picture of himself in front of the mirror, I guess.

Now it's on. With his wiener out? Oh, yeah. Thanks, man. Well, good for him. That was not good. I didn't know. No, that was a horrific flash of fucking pictures.

Can you just tell me what? There was about 30 of them that popped up. What was one image that burned into your? All of them, man. Oh, you processed them all that quick. No, no, no, no, no. I went like that, but it was just not good, man. There was just cocks everywhere, wasn't there?

Basically, yeah. Do they have guys with androids.com too, I wonder? Try it out. Try it. No, you try it. That's, I wonder? Try it out. Try it. No, you try it. That's not going into my fucking history there, buddy boy. I'm going to delete that right now. That is fucked up.

GuyswithiPhone.com. Now we're giving them a huge plug. What kind of a plug? Get it? Different kinds of plugs. What kind of a plug, get it? Different kinds of plugs. Hear about the six legged dog that got born in the UK and abandoned in the parking lot?

No. Yeah. Six legs? Yeah. Oh, I'd love to have a six legged dog. It's like an ant dog. Yeah, he looks different. Where's the third pair?

Right in the middle. He's got them in the middle? Yeah. So where are the parts, things he piss out of? Is Right in the middle. He's got them in the middle? Yep. So where are the parts, the things he pisses out of? I think he might have two asses or something. Two asses? When he walks, are they in unison? Do we know?

Or are they all scrambled? Sounds like he needs two of them removed, and he might even lose one of his other ones. Is there any fucking... So he might go from six legs to three legs. Is there any pictures of this little fucker? Oh, yeah. He's a cute little fucker.

He'd be very unstable at three legs, but very stable at six. Six-legged dogs. They said they're going to save him anyway. It's going to cost some dough. With six legs, he'd be like a fucking, you know, like a, what's the buggy that has the six wheels? Millipede? No, the buggy that you drive that has the six wheels. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Those are fucking cool. Those are great. Six-wheel buggy that you drive. Oh, yeah, yeah, those are fucking cool. Those are great. Six-wheel buggy. Whoa, okay, six-legged, what? Okay, no, okay, that's not what I thought. You're back on iPhones.com, guys with iPhones. No, I'm on the six-legged dog. That's a guy with six cocks.

This dog, it's not, the legs aren't like set up the way I thought, like you thought. Oh, they're not? Are they sticking out to the sides? Jesus fuck. You must be looking

at a different picture, man. Is it black? He's cute. Puppy? He's cute. He's black. Look at this little fucker. Where's his extra legs?

The two, they're in the front. Oh, no, that's not the one I saw. Oh, that's a different one. Yeah, that's not the one I saw. That's a different sex leg dog. This, that's a different one. Yeah, that's not the one I saw. That's a different six-leg dog. This cute little guy's name is Roo.

He's got the two ones. He's got legs. Oh, he's got two little extra. It's like, that's one. Yeah, no, no, no. This one had fucking six legs where you'd think they'd be. Just like a centipede. Well, he looks like he's happy.

How did he get genetically that fucked that two more legs grew out of his sides where there's no genetic code that says there should be legs? I think it said he's got an extra hip or something fucked. Well, yeah, the legs would have to attach to something. He needs a lot of work. His skeleton would be fucked. Yeah, I imagine finding that. Eight-legged?

What the fuck? Okay, this is not right. This isn't real. Because, I mean, What the f- Okay, this is not right. This isn't real. Because, I mean, this is what I was- This is- No. What? Why?

See that? If there was a person that- That's what I- I mean, that's a good setup. That's what I thought. Let's see. That's what I thought the guy you were talking about. Yes, that's what he looks like. That's a great setup. That's a I thought. Let's see. That's what I thought the guy you were talking about. Yes, that's what he looks like.

That's a great setup. That's a perfect setup. But she could run like a motherfucker. Oh, baby. I don't know. He could fucking, he could do some stuff. He could do some serious mounting. Mountain climbing, maybe.

Well, yeah, he could probably mountain climb. How would he do doggy style? He'd have an extra clamper. Extra set of clampers. Don't know. Is that him? No. What's the guy you're talking about?

What color is he? I think he's black and white. All right, I'm on it. I'm black, I'm white. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck. Okay. People Magazine, this has got to be it. I don't know, this just happened so there may not be any fucking pictures on it.

Oh yeah, he's cute. Alright, he's got two in the back, four in the back, two on each side. Two in the, one in the front, two, three in the rear. Is that him? Three in the front, one in the rear. Yeah, that's him. He's got two in the back. Well, holy fuck, it's hard to tell. He might have four on one side

plus two in the front. He's fucked. He's not symmetrical. He's not looking as happy as the other guy. No, he's all lopsided and shit. Alright, moving on. That's not looking as happy as the other guy. No, he's all lopsided and shit. Alright, moving on. That's a lot of... We're going to have to put up pictures of those dogs that we're talking about.

Okay, good luck. Sure, man. Just telling you. You know what's pretty fucked up? I didn't know this, and I don't know why we'd ever know this, but the sound of the roaring lion over the MGM logo? Yeah. It's actually a tiger. Really? we'd ever know this, but the sound of the roaring lion over the MGM logo, it's actually a tiger. Really?

I always wondered. Yeah, man. I knew there was something not quite right. Have you ever seen the actual footage of the day they shot that? Yes. It's pretty cool. No. It's actually just a fucking piece of plywood with the shit on it and a big hole cut in it and the lion's actually laying behind it.

Well, Bob's... It wasn't like a, you know, a graphic. Yeah, what would you think it was? Well, you'd think they would just shoot the fucking lion, you know, and then just put a graphic around him or whatever, but it wasn't. It was a physical board painted up with MGM and shit on, big hole in it. They got the table just the right height for the cocksucker to lay down. And then they jabbed him with a stick till he roared.

But then they had a tiger sitting beside him? Oh, they put that in after, I would think. Yeah, they must have put that in afterwards. It's like the woman that's holding that fucking torch. What company is that now? Another movie company. You see her all the time. Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

Holding torch? I think they paid her. Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer. Holding Torch? I think they paid her. Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer. Oh, that's MGM. They paid her four or five bucks or something, and she never got one cent since. Really? Yeah.

What company is that? It's MGM as well, isn't it? No, I don't know, man. The one with the... Columbia Pictures. Columbia Pictures. Columbia. They should have just used the space Columbia. Columbia Pictures. Columbia Pictures. Columbia. They should have just used the space shuttle for that one.

No, it didn't end well. No, the Columbia didn't fare out so well. No, that's not a good idea, man. No, but maybe as a tribute, because it did some fantastic missions before it blew up. Didn't blow up, but it fucking came apart. Wow. You know how there's all these boy bands and shit?

Like K-Pops and all that stuff? Check these motherfuckers out. These guys are the G-Pops. I didn't know you were into boy bands. No, this just came up. Yeah, because you were on that iPhone site. Now you're going to start getting... Things are just came up. Listen to these motherfuckers. Yeah, because you were on that iPhone site. Now you're going to start getting... Things are just popping up.

That's my favorite music. These guys are killing it. Look at these guys. Wow, you're old. Wow, you're... They're like fucking 80. Oh, they're 80. They're like 70s.

It's not a boys band. It's a fucking seniors band. Tell me these guys aren't getting some shit going. Look at these guys. How'd you find out about these guys? G-pop. It just popped up, man. He was Googling old cock.

Old wrinkly nutsack he put in. Probably because we're talking about Frank Biden being naked. These guys are smart because those other guys, they're in the military now, right? So G-Pop says, I'm going to fucking get right in there with their thunder. Thunder Down Under? Is that your group that you like? No, man. You went to Thunder Down Under.

Oh, I did, man. I think he auditioned. Oh, my God. You went to the world headquarters. Boys. Said, look what I got, boys. I'm not doing edibles anymore with you guys. If I'm going to do this.

Yeah, I fucked up a couple names today. Who? Well, yeah, the tiger guy. That was a bad one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That wasn't even close. Normally I'm off by a letter. I can't even remember what you said.

What the fuck is this guy doing? Content creator, willingly eats tapeworm-infested fish for fucking views. What was wrong? He caught a bass. The thing was, like, crawling with shit. He cooked it up. And now he's got tapeworms. Oh, imagine that.

How did that happen? Fucking surprise. Well, no, he was willing to do it. It was all for the views. Yeah, well, he's a fucking idiot. Now he's on a tapeworm diet. Yeah. Now he's publicly being declared a fucking idiot on the internet.

See how that goes for him. Oh, and the buddy there that fucking jumped out of that Cessna and led a crash? Yeah. Jail. He could be going to jail for 20 years. No way.

He's gone. How many views you got now, motherfucker? Yeah. Stupid bastard. Yeah. He can't jump out of a fucking plane and then just ghost ride it into wherever. Could have went into a fucking... Could have went into an elementary school or something.

Unless he was, you know what, he should have did it so that the thing would have flown into the ocean. You know what I mean? Well, it flew, he knew it was going into a remote forest, he says. But still, well, he can't jump out over the ocean, bud, because then he's in the fucking water. No, he parachutes out, lands on the beach, sees the plane go off. Oh, okay. Suck my nuts. But even then, he doesn't know that the fucking thing, it could, something could happen,

and it could fucking get off course and circle around and come right into the fucking elementary school. I don't fucking know. That guy was. He should have fucking put a bomb in it. Exactly. Remote control. As soon as he jumps out and lands. So he would have had like a really good. That guy was... He should have fucking put a bomb in it. Exactly. Remote control. As soon as he jumps out and lands... So he would have had

like a really good... That's a fucking show. That would have some views. From his parachute. You guys... Watch this. This is going to blow up now. Yeah, or it doesn't detonate

and then it goes off course and goes into an elementary school. With the bomb in the fucking thing. Then what happens? Now, instead of killing fucking 10 people,

you killed 100. See, instead, he knows he's wrong, but then he comes up with the elementary school thing. Well, it could happen. You're going to elementary school, man. I'm not saying it's likely,

but I'm saying it's possible. Oh, come on, Bubbles. If you're willing to risk an elementary school getting fucking hit with a plane, go for it, because I'm not.

That's it. That's it. Because I'm not. That's a fair argument. Yeah, man. It's not fair. If you want to risk all those kids' lives for some Instagram clicks, you be my guest. You're going to keep doing this? You be my guest. Every time we get into a fucking argument, bring up elementary schools. Well, you keep bringing up old dudes with wrinkly cocks.

Dancing around, flapping them at each other with their iPhones. I've never heard of that site before. That's so weird. What is it, man? Tell us. I don't know. You were already on us. Oh.

Well, what else do we got here for the fellas? Oh, I'm starting to yawn, boys. It's almost time and they still haven't happened. Are the drugs wearing off or are they kicking in? I can't tell. I think we need more. We definitely need more, but they're still good right now. Are they wavering or am I still going like that?

Wavering. Huh? Yeah, they're wavering a little bit. I feel like maybe I'm still on the uptake. Can't tell. There's this thing that just says pond sharks. So I'm like, I got to fucking read that. There's a golf course over in Australia.

They have a fucking pond in their golf course and it's full of bull sharks. Which is a bit weird because it's freshwater. But apparently 20 years ago there was a big flood. It's six miles from the fucking ocean. So it's kind of a bit of a mystery. They figured out it flooded and all these sharks got trapped in this fucking pond.

But so did a bunch of fish and shit. So it sort of created its own... Ecosystem. Okay, that's a bigger word than I was going to use. What were you going to say? I don't know. I was trying to think of something. Created its own world.

Anyway, they survived for 20 fucking years, but now they're wondering if they're all dead because they haven't seen them for a little bit. What a fucking weird thing to deal with in a golf course. Like, honestly, we didn't know, and you hit your ball in the water. Now just go in and retrieve that. Yeah. I haven't seen them for a little bit. What a fucking weird thing to deal with on a golf course. Like, I just really didn't know. And you hit your ball in the water. I'm just going to retrieve that.

Yeah. So you know your leg's gone. Yeah. Well, they're not great whites, so. Aren't bull sharks fucking vicious, too? No, I think you just take your cape and you just. Get it? I mean, buzz, no. Bull sharks?

Yeah. And they go swimming by that'd be a good show ball sharks but then you'd have to stick swords in the fucking

things back until it died which is what those cocksuckers do to the poor balls man fakes

his own kidnapping to hide from fucking cheating on his girlfriend. How about you just break up with her? Things got out of hand. Like, it turned into a serious fucking thing, man. Buddy almost went to jail.

Police were called. They're still together? No, he got caught, man. He got caught cheating. So what, did he try to say the lady kidnapped him? Yeah, he's like, I got to work. Like, oh, guess what? I've been kidnapped.

So there you go. You know what? Just break up with him. He said that before he was caught? And that's how? Yeah, he said he had some work to do. And then he fucked off for a little bit. He had some work to do, all right.

He had to go meet the finance guy yeah and that turned into a message saying we want some money because this is kidnapped anyway didn't end well for him he might be going to jail well he should don't be dumb everybody don't be dumb everybody don't yeah don't use the kidnap the thing as an excuse Don't, yeah, don't use the kidnapping thing as an excuse for being a player. A player? What's up, player? What's up, player? Are you a player?

I'm not a player, man. This guy is insane. I'd like to go to a player, Galray. What the fuck? People get married, but they're not living with each other and just saying, see you later, we'll bang every now and then, have a kid maybe, you take him. That's fucking crazy. What country is this? this is what's happening over in japan man they're like all right i'm gonna live an hour away from you it's the best marriage ever no doubt got a kid hook up do some banging off you go never get sick of each other wow very good good idea Wow. Very good. Good idea. I think that's just called, I don't think that's called being married, though.

No, it's called. Well, they are married, but. That's flex and chill, isn't it? Mm-hmm. Do they still say that? I don't know. Is that a thing still? I don't think anybody's said that in years, have they?

I've never said it, but I don't know. All right, I got to go, guys. These edibles are making me... What are you gonna do man? You just gonna go have a nap? No I gotta go do something man. You're gonna go pump you up. I haven't heard that for a while. Remember that? That's about the same time as Netflix and chill isn't it? We're gonna pump you up. We're gonna pump you up. No, I don't. We're gonna pump you up. Alright, everybody, say goodnight to everybody. And we'll end it. Okay, thanks for tuning in to Park After Dark.

Julian's gonna go get his fucking muscle milk into him and then he's gonna pump you up. That's right. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off.