Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 21 - Two-Twos And Drinkypoos

Episode Date: October 17, 2022

Randy's in the trailer and he's come bearing a sweet gift - or is it?! Find out how not to get scammed from space, when Texas hot sauce ain't Texas hot sauce, and some hot facts about Julian's nipples. Also: Call the wood police, there's a f**king killer on the loose!

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off. Alright, well, welcome to the Park After Dark. I guess it's just a little duo today, a little pair. A couple. Are we still fucking doing this? I guess we have to, man. Let's just wait a few more minutes for fucking Dickie Nuts. Bubz isn't coming, man.

He's coming. He said he's going to the hospital. No, he was at my place and he used the can. I said, no, you can't. You know what he leaves. Apparently he's got some fucking infection that spread... In his ass. Well, it's in his ass and his neck, I guess.

Now it's neck from ear to ear. You can't touch it or anything. Fuck, he didn't mention anything about a neck pain. He just said he had the shits. And he said it was spreading down his back. It must have spread down his spine right to his ass. What would that be? I don't know. It's a weird one. I guess he should go to the hospital. I don't fucking know. Anyway, it's two of us today.

Hey guys, how's it going? Why don't you knock before you come into somebody's house? Bubs asked me to come over and hang out with you guys. No, no, no. He's gotta prove that with me and him. Well, he's over at my place having... He's going number two-two. He's going number two-two? Yeah, he's gone twice since he went.

So he has the shifts. Don't ever refer to it as a two-two, please. Well, number two comes after number one. Jesus, you smell, Randy. Sometimes I do. Why don't you fucking take a shower, man? I swear to fuck you are the stinkiest man on the earth. I go number one, then number two,

and then sometimes number one again. I don't need to know your fucking schedule. Get out. And hey, let's both get these going and light them on fire. Don't light me on fire. I even brought a gift. Look at this, a little present for you guys. What the fuck's wrong with this?

All right. Keep blowing, keep blowing. It's going right to the air. Depending on what your gift is, that will decide whether you can stay or get the fuck out. You are gonna love that gift. I can actually smell his hair burning, man. Smell that?

Oh, fuck. And I brought a drinky poo for me. Don't fucking do the drinky poo shit either. Two poo poo. Two, two, drinky poo. Nice tablecloth. You're an idiot. Raccoons.

Nice presentation. Yeah, You're an idiot. Raccoons. Nice presentation. Yeah, I came prepared today. Do you wanna make any guesses? Hash? No, it was too cheap. It's not drugs. It's not illegal or anything. Is it a-

A pint? Engagement ring? It's just something really thoughtful. Engagement ring. Engagement, for you? Is it a watch? It is not. Watches don't come in cases like that. Maybe a necklace, but not a you. Is it a watch? It is not. Watches don't come in cases like that.

Maybe a necklace, but not a watch. Is it a tennis bracelet? Ricky, would you just open it and stop me? Family pack of condoms. A family pack? Well, they fit in there. Look at those. What the fuck is that?

Those things, is that cherry leaves? No, no, they're chocolates, Julian. What the fuck is that? Those look weird. They are handmade chocolates. What about these ones? From the number one choc... What do you call it? A chocolatier?

What are these ones? That's fucking weird, man. That's good, isn't it? Crunchy? Not bad. Not bad. No, it's crunchy. Number one chocolatier over in Thailand. Thailand? Yeah.

What about these ones? These ones are really weird, man. They look like fucking... Number one chocolatier over in Thailand. Thailand? Yeah. Look at these ones. These ones are really weird, man. They look like fucking... What the fuck are they? They're a little bit crunchy, right?

What do you think? Kind of. They're really weird. Weird, but... They're good. Fucking good. Yeah. That's good.

The truth of the matter is in Thailand and over in China, they know how to make really, really good chocolate-covered bugs. Insects, right? That's what it is. Are you fucking kidding me? Today, I researched it, is National Chocolate-Covered Insect Day. And insects have protein, so they're even better than... That's fucking asshole, Reed.

Fuck off, Julian. You want to feed me fucking bugs, you asshole? It's protein, so they're even better than... That's fucking asshole, Reed. Freak off, Julian. You want to feed me fucking bugs, you asshole? It's protein, Julian. They taste like... You said they were good. They taste like popcorn. Next time you want to serve us bugs, maybe you could tell us. Well, I thought it would be really good, seeing that today is the day, you know.

So what kind of bugs did I just fucking eat? What kind of fucking bugs did we just... Crickets and ants. Asshole. Crickets and ants are the most... Crickets and ants are the most. Crickets and ants are the most. I hate ants. Well, they're good.

Assholes. That's not the first ant you've eaten. You've had ants before, man. They're good when you cook them and put them in chocolate. They roast them to perfection, Ricky. They put them in and they roast them. So they're cooked? Yeah, and they make them crunchy.

I ain't never thought and gotten eaten an ant. You've had an ant before. You ate a bunch. You passed out in the fucking ant hill that time. You were eating them. Those carpenter ants, those big, big, big black ants? Those things are big,

but they are really crunchy because of their thorax. I can't believe I ate bugs. You know what? If you had told me, I probably wouldn't have eaten it, and now I did eat it. You may as well finish it.

I don't want to eat it. I'm not going to lie. Well, that's right. You know what? Bugs actually have protein in them. Right. That's the only reason why you're fucking still alive right now. I've had bug powder.

And antioxidants in them. Antioxidant? What do you know about antioxidants? What's an antioxidant? I read up on it. They fight cancer. Does cheeseburgers fucking fight cancer too? What about when you don't have cancer?

Actually, no. Apparently red meat is not the best, but you just can't cook the friggin' shit out of it. Because if you cook too much... Fuck, I got like a piece of leg or something stuck in my fucking tooth. No, you're exaggerating, Julian. What about grey meat? Grey meat is not good either.

It should just be... You shouldn't cook it too much because that causes the cancer stuff. Grey meat? The fuck's grey meat? Grey meat's old meat. I thought it was like a pig. No, it isn't. Pigs aren't, pig meat isn't gray, man. Unless you find it in the fucking dumpster.

That's a different color than the steak. It's not good to eat dumpster meat, really. Oh, fuck. I can't believe I got to sit here waiting for a half hour. So yeah, there we go. All right, let's just get this over with. Do you got any spray or something?

See, now it doesn't taste as good because I know what the fuck it is. Well... It's mentalogical, isn't it? Mental? No, no, no, what do they call that? It's in your brain. He's a man of hair, look.

What is that? How does that make you feel? What is that, a gorilla with a big... It's a statue of your fucking dad. That looks like a pretzel penis. Here, just take a sip of it. It's got something inside. That's a pretzel penis. He's got a hole right in his scrotum and right in his butt.

You're so fucked, Randy. He must have had a vasectomy, this gorilla. I think. He's the only person who ever picked that up and said, yeah, this gorilla had a vasectomy. Where'd you get the barrel, Julian? I don't fucking know, Randy. His back looks like my back.

He's got a bit of hair on the back. Please, Ricky, help us out here. You got any, like, something in risk? Get the fucking thing off me, Randy. You're the one that gave it to me. I like it. I don't have a lot. The world's oldest dog, Pebbles, died.

It's kind of sad, a little toy fox terrier. How old was it then? Fuck, it was 22. 22? Yeah, got the Guinness Book World Records for oldest living doggy. 22 is the oldest living dog. What's 22 times seven?

Why do you wanna know? Because it's the dog years. It's 154 fucking years? How did you know that? Three times seven. Why do you want to know? Because it's the dog years. It's 154 fucking years? How did you know that? That's an old dog. Where did I get this? What the fuck watch is that?

It looks like a computer watch. That's a fucking, that's an Apple watch, man. Where did you get that? How come you're wearing two watches? I don't know. The mystery deepens. Well, somebody's calling it, man. Who'd you steal it from?

Main Street Automotive. Oh. Did you steal it from a car? I must have stole it from somebody. Whoever that person was just called me. Look at all this fancy shit on here, man. I don't even know how it works. Well, tap the fucking button or something, man. I've never seen one of these before.

You know what? It's too complicated. Okay. We could have sold that thing. We'll sell it. Just get rid of it. Anyway, this little fucking dog had 32 puppies over the course of her life with her little husband, Rocky.

Rocky the husband. How many puppies does this thing have? 32. 32? Poor old Rocky died back in 2016. They must have just been dropping out of her by fucking 30 or so. 22? That's a fucking old dog. That's a lot of dogs.

What kind of dog? A toy fox terrier. If you know what that is, I don't. What the fuck is a toy fox terrier? Are those the ones with the little mustaches? What? They got a mustache, kinda? I ain't never seen no doggy with a mustache.

What the fuck? You dogs don't have mustaches. Terrier do, I think. You're thinking of some dude that you probably met last night that had a mustache. Yeah, not Terry. I'm not talking about Terry with a mustache. I'm talking about the dogs. You've seen them in the cartoons. They're just little dogs.

Their tails stand straight up like that. Do we live in a fucking cartoon, Randy? We used to. That's where we were on mushrooms. That has nothing to do with it. This is okay. This is kind of fucked. I don't know what you guys think about this,

but there's a fucking guy in California. There's a hot sauce named Texas Pete Hot Sauce, all right? Texas Pete? Yeah. All right. So this guy in California bought some of it, loved it, but then he found out it wasn't from Texas, and he fucking flipped out.

So he's suing the makers of Texas Pete hot sauce and making them change their fucking name, and he wants money because he believed it was a fucking Texas product. It's not. It's from North Carolina. Texas Pete hot sauce is made in North Carolina. Correct. So Buddy was eating it saying,

fuck, I love Texas. Yeah. And then he's suing them now. And this is a lawsuit? See, that's something... I can see you doing something like that. That's fucked up, man. If you lived in the United States, you'd be suing everybody, man.

It originated at a restaurant in Salem, North Carolina in 1929. And only now, almost 100 fucking years later, are they getting called on it. Who gives a fuck if that's the name of it or where it's made? Texas Pete. I bet you his name's not even Pete. It's probably something. It was his son. The guy that invented it was his son's made. Texas Pete. I bet you his name's not even Pete. It was his son. The guy that invented it was his son's fucking nickname was Pete.

So why'd he call it Texas Pete? Because it was a Texas-style hot sauce, I guess. He was trying to. Okay, that's all right then. But yeah, it's like, fuck. How much is he trying to get off this company? I don't know how much money, but it's ridiculous. So now they've got to change the name and pay this fucking guy just because it's not from Texas?

I like Kansas City. Kansas City barbecue sauce is really good. Randy, shut the fuck up. It's got like smoky molasses. What if it's just his nickname, Texas P? Texas P. He likes Texas barbecue. Well, you know what? That's the thing I love about America. People don't sue people around in Canada nearly as much.

No. But down there, you can fucking sue. You can go into a McDonald's and get a fucking, I don't know, a straw that's leaky, and you can get it on your fucking jacket or whatever. Sue them. I heard about the coffee. The coffee's too hot. It burns you.

Well, that actually happened here at Tim Horton. Somebody sued them. So we do sue some people. Not too fucking often, though. We can make a lot of money, man. We definitely don't sue something over a goddamn Texas P, the name. You know what I fucking hate? You see those dicks that run up and fucking jump on a car as if they got hit?

There's good ways of suing people. They're kind of greasy, but that's the greasiest. I would never do that. Yeah, that's a fucking piss off oh fuck you hit me yeah and they fucking their next you gotta have one of those dash cam i guess but that's for insurance you don't actually you suit the fuckers but they need to shut up we're not part of this conversation him and i were talking okay okay you might not be intelligent enough to participate in this conversation. 100%.

Do you understand any of those big words? I know hot sauce, though. That's for sure. Have you ever had Texas Pete hot sauce? I have not. Would you be upset that it wasn't made in Texas? Not really, no. I wouldn't give a fuck as long as it tasted good either.

I would not be suing somebody over it. I mean, the abbreviation would be TP Hot Sauce. So TP is toilet paper. What are the... Why would that... What is wrong with you, man? North Carolina Hot Sauce, NCHS. Sounds almost like a ship.

Why are you fucking doing this right now? Well, because maybe that's what pissed the guy in California off. Because they don't have it out there. Imagine being in this company going, what the fuck are you talking about? We're being sued. For what? Because it's not made in Texas?

Fuck off. That's what I'd say. They've got good guacamole in California. You tell your lawyer to go into the fucking courthouse and just say, fuck off. All right. You know what? I mean, that's crazy, but check out this fucking story, man.

Okay. This is beyond fuck. This fucking Russian guy. You know, I mean, I've done some online dating things where I get some people to... It's not poutine. No, it has nothing to do with poutine. What?

Right. So anyway, you know, in jail we had a little setup. We were getting the boys contacting ladies and they'd have all kinds of girlfriends online and they were sending money, right? Yes. This guy was telling this woman that he was on the International Space Station.

He was a Russian astronaut and he needed money to get home. So he fucking scammed this woman for 30 grand. So she was... She's like, I'll help you. I'm in love with you and I'm going to get you home and we're going to get married.

Who was the Russian and Rocky? If you could fly back from the fucking space station for 30 grand, that's a pretty good fucking deal. That's like fucked up. I'd like to know. She gave him the money. You can't even rent a private jet to fucking Quebec for 30 grand. Was the guy in Rocky, was it Rocky III?

Was he really Russian, that guy? Dolph Lundgren? Was he? Yeah. Why? Randy, why are you talking to us right now? Does Dolph Lundgren sound like a Russian name to you? Is he up in the space station, Randy?

So did this guy really? Was he on the space station? See? For real? Exactly. I wish you had some money, because we'd be fucking gouging you, man. Because you're that dumb, Randy.

So he wasn't. All right, if you fell in love with some dude on a space station he said you had 30 grand would you give him 30 grand to get him home i know i only i don't shit i don't have 30 grand if you i said if you did have you won the lottery you got 50 grand i don't you fell in love with this dude up in the space station no and you thought he was handsome and he really turned you on that he was an astronaut and you want to get back him back you would spend 30 i only give people don't lie just for face to face never never said anyone money ever like that what i'm talking facetime and

that shit no no you got to be you got to go to dinner and stuff he would totally do it no all right what if this guy was big and muscular and fucking super handsome, and he totally loved you? What if it was Julian? Don't use me as his... Well, you're describing yourself. There's not many people that are as handsome as Julian. Shut up, Randy. I'm talking about a fucking Russian astronaut.

Does he have the same type of nipples as Julian does? Exact same, except his nipples are even more gorgeous. Why are you feeding him this shit? No, but it's true, because Julian, your nipples are not big. I'm just you feeding them this shit? No, but it's true. Because, Julian, your nipples are not big. I'm just trying to get to the bottom of the question. No, but you don't involve me. You should patent those things.

Patent my nipples? Randy, you are fucked. Anyway, the answer is that there's not very many people that are looking than you. No, shut up. Shut up, Randy. Listen, how much would you dish out? Like, swear to fuck.

You know what? If somebody was maybe, if they had a disease and needed some money, I might donate $10 towards the... What kind of disease? Some venereal disease? Well, you know, cancer, or if they had, you know,

if they needed... Yeah, $10 to get them all fixed up. Well, I don't have all the money in the world, Ricky. No shit. You know? So how much do you know about his nipples? You seem to know a lot. Why?

Why bring him back my fucking nipples, man? Why no? What temperature do they get erect? Well, it just doesn't... I'd say probably eight degrees, probably. Eight degrees. Yeah. Fahrenheit or Celsius?

Probably Celsius. I don't even know what Fahrenheit is. Celsius. Kind of like a frost temperature. Yeah. Julian, when do you get cold? When do you turn the heat up? Just shut the fuck up, Randy.

Please. All right, let's move on. Enough space station and nipples and Russian astronauts, man. Fuck, I was just trying to fuck them. Have you ever heard of a band called the Pocket Gods? No, I have not. I've heard of Pocket Pool. Apparently they're hoping to sell a one-off album,

Vegetal Digital, for one million pounds. You got a little message there, Julian. Fuck off. What was it? They have a one-off album. They just made one album. Okay. So you buy it, you own the only copy

that they want a million pounds for. That's like an NFT fucking kind of album. Because they're saying Spotify and those other companies don't pay fucking fair. They don't. So they want to start their own streaming service. So they're hoping someone's going to fucking step up to the plate that has gobs of money. Okay. And buys their one album.

Here's the question. Do you get to, does everybody get to hear the tunes? Or you just got to buy it and hear it? That's a good question. I think if you own it, you just got to buy it and hear it? That's a good question. I think if you own it, you might be able to release it. Yeah, it's a weird one. It's a weird concept. But I bet you somebody's going to fucking buy it.

Somebody that's super rich. One of those big yachts. Sell a helicopter or something and fucking buy it. Yeah, that might be a good purchase, man. And it's worth. People are fucked. How much, buddy? They want a million pounds.

Million pounds. They're worth more than a dollar. I'll tell you how much a fucking pound is right now. I do have one of those apps. A dollar and a half or something. It's confusing because you can convert it to Canadian dollars or you can convert it to kilograms. We're going to convert that right now. One million.

One... So why do people say, Ricky, you're right, what's a stone? A stone and a pound and a kilogram. Why do they say a stone? Well, because they used to use that for fucking weight back in the day. Yeah, but stones are all different, every one of them. I don't get that.

What the fuck are you talking about, Randy? We're talking about kilograms, stones, and pounds. All right, almost got it. Oh, we're talking a million and a half dollars. Oh, wow, so the pound's back down. See, I was right. It is a dollar and a half dollars. Oh, wow, so the pound's back up. See, I was right. It is a dollar and a half. So 1.5 million Canadian dollars

for the Pocket Gods record. I won't be purchasing that. Have they played anywhere? Yeah, they've been around for a while. In fact, because Spotify was fucking them around with their music, apparently after 30 seconds you get paid, so they just started writing albums

with 30-second songs. Pretty smart. 30-second songs. Yeah, you're just getting into it, though, after 30 seconds, and it's done? They just want to compete, I guess. It's like a fucking home or something. A lot of cheeseburgers.

All right, here's a big story. There's a fucking, some maniac lumberjack... I like it already. ...dude, he went around fucking Oregon in the woods. They call him the tree serial killer. This guy's going around just hacking trees down. He's hacked like 700 of them down in the forest. This is crazy.

Hacks them down, he's gone. But those trees are fucking massive, man. It would take hours for that fucking axe to chop one of those. He's chopping them down like crazy, man. It's going to come back to bite him in the cock because one of those trees is going to fall on him and kill him. I don't understand why he'd do that, though. He's not using the wood.

Because he's a fucking asshole, man. He hates them, I guess. Is he eating the trees? He hates fucking trees, man. He hates old lumber. He's been in trees. I don't get it. Everybody hates something.

I wish he'd hack you down with a fucking chainsaw, Randy. Wow. They should forget and get some police. Forest police out there. Oh, you don't think they're looking for this cocksucker, Randy? Well, they should figure and get some police, forest police out there. Oh, you don't think they're looking for this cocksucker, Randy? Do you know how big the fucking forests are out there? 700 trees. I've driven through one.

Well, you can hear it banging in the forest. Like, it's not just, you know how long it would take to hammer a knife at that. I'm sure he's using a fucking chainsaw, Randy. He's not calling you. That looks like a beaver in that tree. And a lot of people say when a tree falls in the forest, nobody hears it.

So there. I never didaver in that tree. And a lot of people say when a tree falls in the forest, nobody hears it. So there. I never did quite understand that one. There's a tree falling right now in the forest. Do you hear it? Do you hear it? Well, the forest is far. You don't hear it. What's your fucking point, Randy?

Do you hear it? I don't hear it. You would need hundreds of thousands of wood police to cover the area. You would need hundreds of thousands of wood police to cover the area. Well, they need wood detectives to find out what he's doing, because it takes a long time to grow a tree. Does it? Well, some of those trees have been here since, I think, dinosaurs, haven't they?

Well, they could put microphones in every one of them, I guess. I think they need to get the drones up and figure it out. That's what I think. Who cares what you think, Randy? Fuck. Ah, that's a good drink. You know what? You... I don't know if you guys realize this, but back in the old days when...

people had to fucking make the paper by hand and shit, you know, it was a... Paper was a rare thing. See, they could use those trees to make paper then is what they should do. I'm moving on from the fucking serial tree killer, Randy. I'm trying to tell you something.

I'm trying to teach you something. Okay. So I didn't know they did this, but paper and postage and all that shit was fucking expensive, right? You know what I'm saying?

Like, you just, paper wasn't, you couldn't just like, you'd be like, holy fuck, we got a piece of paper. This fucking letter's got to count. So what they used to do, they used to reuse the paper. Someone would send you something like that,

you know, how you usually write. But then someone would respond with, they'd turn the fucking paper and write another letter over the numbers. That letters are over there, see? So you look at that. That's fucked. Why don't they just bleach it? See, look at that. That's the way they used to do it in the old days.

Confusing, man. Smart. But you'd get used to it. That was just a normal fucking thing. You'd read it and say, okay, I'm gonna fucking write a letter. Turn it. And then he'd respond back and he'd turn it another way.

Wow. Did pens make that noise? I wish Bubbles was here. He would find that fascinating. He might know the science behind it all. I don't. Another message. Dude, you stop looking at my fucking messages. So here's a story that...

Who's Sally Stevens? Fuck off. You don't know her. This bikini-clad woman was seen jumping out of a fire truck. Bikini-clad. You know what that means? No. All right, keep going.

She was jumping out of a fire truck in San Jose, and I guess it triggered some investigation. That's one thing, whatever. It shouldn't be strippers probably in the fire trucks, I guess. That could be a bad thing. I see why it happened, but... How did it happen, do you think, man? Why was there a strip? Do you think she was a stripper?

Well, she came out of a strip club, or was going into a strip club. I know lots of chicks that go to strip clubs in bikinis. It could have been her, his husband. Whose husband, his? Like male strippers? I don't know. No, I'm sure it was a bikini club woman.

Maybe her husband works in the fire department, was just dropping off on his way to work in the fire truck, I don't know. Oh, it was in the truck, not in the firehouse? Or maybe he was... Maybe he had a one-night stand. Maybe there was handies involved or... Yeah, and then he was dropping her off so his wife didn't find out.

Awesome. Anyway, I didn't really give a fuck about that. The interesting thing to me was, the strip club was called the Pink Poodle. The Pink Poodle. The Pink Poodle. They dyed theoodle. The Pink Poodle. They dyed the poodle pink. I don't know. Why would you call a gentleman's club the Pink Poodle?

You'd think you'd call it the cat instead of the dog word. You know what I mean? I don't think you could get away with that. Maybe if you had a little cat face. Maybe the mascot is a poodle that's pink. Comes out and does a little show. Maybe prances around, does a little. So they spray painted the poodle pink.

Spray paint. What? Well, I'm just, how do you get a pink poodle? You don't make one. They probably have like a pink shampoo that just wears off. Okay. I can imagine. Yeah, I guess that's better than spray paint.

Anyway, I thought it was an odd name for a fucking strip club. I don't understand. I never drive past a place called the Pink Poodle

and go, oh, fuck. So what's the story that someone witnessed a chick dressed in a bikini going into the Pink Poodle? Getting out of a fire truck

and going into the Pink Poodle. So what's the story? Well, firemen sometimes- They said that the stripper should not be in the goddamn city fire truck. They protect and serve or something, don't they? Firemen, like, so-

Protect and sperm. Somebody needed a lift. If someone needs a lift or something, I think it's their civil servants. They have to help people out, right? Anyway, they launched an investigation. I don't really give a fuck how it turned out. I just thought it was a weird name.

I mean, maybe she was practicing on the firemen's, on the pole that's in the firehouse. The ones that you slide down. So she could, because they use those poles. So that makes the whole story better? That she was at the firehouse now, going up and down the pole? Well, you know how they do. Leaving a snail trail on a public servant's pole? A snail trail?

Well, you know what I mean. I probably don't know what I mean, actually. I don't really get what you're meaning. You probably would rather some ass grease on the pole or something. Ass grease? Don't tell me you wouldn't, Randy. It's all right, though.

You mean poo poo? Don't go poo poo to me, Randy. Your nipples are getting hard, Julian. Shut up. They are not. Don't even point, don't touch, don't even look. It's around eight degrees. Yeah, keep your arms crossed over those nips. I can't believe it's fucking October the 14th.

Fuck. Yeah, it's October fucking Valentine's Day. Halloween's gonna be coming very quickly. Yeah, two weeks and a few days. I could dress up maybe like this guy. I don't know. Yeah, you pretty much look just like him. The penis is too big, though.

Except for the penis. I like his little friend look, Julian. See anybody got cool that got Lawrence? Lawrence Hurkimer? I don't know anyone named Lawrence. He's the grandfather of cheerleading. Love cheerleading. He founded the grandfather of cheerleading. Love cheerleading.

He founded the National Cheerleading Association, patented the pom-pom. Wow. Who did? This Lawrence Herkenmeyer. Found a cheerleader. A man came up with the pom-pom? Yeah, there you go, Randy.

That is very impressive. Could be a distant relative. That is really, really good. The pom-poms are still used. He patented the pom-poms. He's probably still getting fucking money from that. He's probably dead. He patented the pom-poms. Yeah, imagine how many of those fucking things were sold.

Holy shit, man. You must be loaded. I wonder who he... But he came up with the idea that cheerleaders were the ones to use the pom-poms? I guess so. He was the grandfather of cheerleading. He founded the National Cheerleading Association, and he patented fucking Pom Pom.

Smart dude. I tried to get into cheerleading and they wouldn't let me. Why wouldn't they let you? Because they said that I couldn't. I tried to do some of the spins and stuff and I wasn't quick enough. A flip. You were actually trying to do a flip. You're not very...

Back flip. I can do a somersault. I can, when you get down low, but the somersaults are not as impressive as a flip or a cartwheel. It would be impressive if you did a somersault, man. It's easy to do a somersault. You can actually dive in a pool the same way. You just bend over, you just go, and plop.

It's sort of like a plop. It's almost like leapfrog, but not quite. Roger Moore got born on October the 14th. James Bond. He was a good James Bond. I liked him. He was probably one of the best James Bonds. I remember him. Sean Conner, I think, was the best. Yeah, I liked him too.

He was good too, man. Ralph Lauren. Ralph Lauren? He's a pretty rich clothed guy. He's got tons of money, man. Yeah, he's got some expensive clothes. Is he dead? It's a show off. Is he the shampoo guy? Whatever of money, man. Yeah, he's got some expensive clothes. Is he dead?

It's a show off. Is he the shampoo guy? Whatever you say, Randy. Who makes shampoo? Who made conditioner? Oh man, now I know who we're listening to tonight. Who? Al Atkins, co-founder and original lead singer for Judas Priest. Oh gee.

Did he sing in any race? Let's get some priests going tonight. What's your favorite priest tune? I like some of their tunes. That's a tough call. Turbo Lovers?

Turbo Lovers. Now, that was my favorite tune, man. You like Turbo Lovers? Yeah, now I don't. Now I hate it. Turbo Lovers, nice. You just fucking

ruined it for me, man. That's a lover with energy. You hit the turbo. Oh, Harry Anderson. He was Judge Harry Stone on Night Court court. Used to like that show. I like that guy. Oh, he's dead now. He's dead?

Yeah. When'd that fucker die? 2018. Never heard about that one. Oh, man. It's because he's working nights, probably. That's what. Night shift will kill you.

It's great. Boys, boys. It is. It messes up your body, your libido, or whatever it is. George Floyd got born on this day. Who's George Floyd? It is, it messes up your body, your libido, or whatever it is. George Floyd got born on this day. Who's George? Oh my fucking God. Pink Floyds?

You should be fucking killed just for saying that. I can't even participate in this conversation. I don't know who Floyd is. That's really sad. You're fucking dumb. I'll look him up then. Yeah, you should. You should educate yourself. Nice'll look him up then. Yeah, you should.

You should educate yourself. Nice talk. That was good. I've been using big words today. I'm amazed, man. Whatever drugs I'm on, I need to do them every day. You're doing good, man. You, on the other hand.

No, you need to fucking look that shit up. I will. It's a world fucking event. It's a world fucking shitstorm, you dumb cunt. In fact, I'm not even talking about anybody else. I'm leaving it at that. All right, you know what? I've had enough of his bullshit and his stink and his stupidity.

I'm the fuck out of here. You guys can have fun because I am God. You guys want any more of these chocolates? Fuck off, Randy. Because I think what I'll do is give some to some people. Thanks for tuning in, everybody. We'll see you next week. Hopefully he won't be here.

See ya, everybody. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off.