Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 22 - Billion Dollar Boys

Episode Date: October 23, 2023

What would you do if you won a billion dollars? The Boys dream of private islands, jet planes, and deep-fried monster trucks! Also: Bag barnacles, Ricky's riddles, and Snoop Dogg's borntday!

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off. Should we do this, guys? Yeah? But I'm telling you right now, you've got to spend a lot of time in the fucking ocean to get barnacles growing on your fucking bag. That's not, you just don't go in. Not according to this.

No, I'm thinking barnacles growing shit within 48 hours. 48, no, there's no fucking way. Boys, I was talking to a guy that scrapes them off the fucking the bottom of ships down at the wharf down at Dartmouth there no he said you've got to be in the water

for fucking years no not true not according to this no man grows barnacles on scrotum he was only in the

fucking water 72 hours well 72 that's three days but I'm just saying, you're just going in and out of the water, take a dunk, you're not going to come home. Well, he's got barnacles on his scrotum.

This guy, you know, Charlie Chuckles, he put a dock in this ocean, barnacles on it within two days. Well, that's a dock. We're talking about a soft skin. We're talking about a nutsack. Like, it's got a, what does it go up, the bathing suit? No, he was naked. He was bathing suit and no he was naked he was naked yes he was naked he was doing a spiritual thing so he was in the ocean for three days staring at the sun

and talking to jesus and whatnot and then he found and then he realized it was barnacles on his nose where does the barnacle come from like does it just swim around and then it attaches itself or is it we're just like all, if we want to get into that, because it's like a fucking hard-odor shell or something they're in, right? Yeah. What about turtles? Are they born with a fucking... Yeah, they are, aren't they?

Like an actual shell. Turtles, not a barnacle. I know, but they've got like an ermine. They've got a crunchy shell, yeah. I don't think it's fucking... They may not be hard when they're born. Like a baby's head is pretty soft when it's born. Not the whole head.

No? No, just the spot, one spot. The rest of it's pretty firm. Why is it, why do they have a soft spot? I don't get it. So that it can fit out of the, oh, so it's kind of, it compresses,

compresses in like a, you know, and then it kind of, all right. So I guess people can grow barnacles on their sack in two days. All know, and then it kind of. All right. So I guess people can grow barnacles on their sock in two days. All right. Welcome to the Park Out for the Dark. If you ever swim naked, you're in the water for 48 hours.

Ocean, 72 hours. There's a chance you will have a crustacean. Is that the right word? Crustacean. On your bag of roo. Fuck, that would suck. Bag of roo. That should be a big rock festival somewhere. I like it.

Like Bonnaroo, but bag-a-roo. It's Bonnaroo. Bonnaroo's a big music festival down outside of Nashville. You never heard of Bonnaroo? Never. Did you hear of Coachella? Yes, man. Everybody's heard of fucking Coachella.

Burning Man? Yes. Burning Man? I want to go to Burning Man. It wasn't that great this year. Burning Woman? People got fucked over in Burning Man, didn't they? Well, it turned into a monsoon, apparently.

Everybody's all banged up on fucking drugs going, ooh, what do we do? It's a desert, isn't it? Yes. Monsoon in the desert. Yes, it turned into a big mudslide how come we've never we should be going there it was fucked people had to walk miles to get out of that

we totally survived man we should do that someday boys bagaroo let our bags hang out let your bag hang out is the slug line. Bagaroo, it's just a big music festival where everyone's got a hole cut in the front of their shorts. Just promise me you guys don't fucking tell Randy about this.

He'll have his bag out so fast. Bouncing it off your face. Right down to his knee. He's got a tea bag on your forehead. Not that I've seen it. I've never seen Randy's bag, but he tells us all the time. It goes down to his knee. He does claim to have a long sock.

Did you hear about that fucking cat in California, Butters? Butters the cat. Which cat? His name was Butters. Yeah. Okay, number one, what do you think of the name Butters? I've had several cat names, Butters. Butters is an awful fucking name. Why? Not great. Butters name Butters. I've had several cat names Butters. Butters is an awful fucking name.

Why? Not great. Butters. Butters. Peanut Butter. Peanut Butter. Peanut Butter. Peanut Butter maybe.

I've had kitties named Peanut Butter too. I've had Skippy and Jeff. Both. I mean, little cocksucker went missing for 12 years. Yeah. He was doing his own fucking thing. It's not called missing. It's called he got the fuck out of Dodge.

He said, I'm not coming back. He just assumed he got eaten by a coyote. Nope. Nope, he showed up. 12 years later, this cocksucker caught him. He had a microchip in him. He said, oh, it's Butters the cat. Contact the family.

They're like, fuck off. Thought it was a prank call. No. Do you microchip your cats? What? Do you microchip? And two, I don't have the money for that. How much is it?

A lot. I'd like to. I'd love to have all my kitties on a, you know, like a tablet. I would just track them all. You'd just track them all? Like an air traffic controller. I do like putting a GoPro on my kitties because, you know, then they go up trees and stuff and you watch the footage and it's like, oh my God.

You know what we should do? Could you, do you think, be able to do it yourself? What? Get a little incision, stick it in there. I'm not going to start. I'm just saying, I bet you we can get a fucking container load of these things. If I knew how to freeze them properly and do it, if I saw somebody do it. I can get that shit.

I'm sure I could do it, but I'm not going to start making incisions and kitties without the proper freezing and whatnot. We should look into it because I think it'd be a good business and it's good for the cats. Yeah.

Well, where are we going to, I don't know how to program the microchips. I could learn how to do that in fucking right there. Four minutes. You're not just going to cut them open

and put like a fucking, you know, an air tracker in them or whatever. Those iPod things, what are they? The little eye... Air tags. Yeah.

Would they still charge? No, you're not going to put a big fucking air tag in them. It's that big around, Julian. So what? Well, the little microchip's only like that, I believe. Yeah, but that's how you get the deal. The customers will save money because it's bigger. Cats don't give a fuck if they got, like, a button-sized thing in them.

They wouldn't... Why? why yes they do why would you care if i put a fucking air tag in one of your tits but you know down by its belly where it just hangs there all that skin that's not just hanging useless skin that's all used when they drop upside down that skin twist fucking tag is going to do anything do it bubs You're not putting air tags in my kitties. $150. Anybody want their cat's tag, we'll do it $150. Negotiable. It's $40 for

the air tags. You're only making them $110 and you're not even figuring in my time. My time too, Bubz. You're not fucking putting air tags in any kitties. You guys want to do a couple riddles? Sure, man.

Let's do some riddles. I'm dying to do some riddles. Okay, here's the first one. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? Kilimanjaro. Kilimanjaro. Mount Everest just wasn't discovered yet. Oh, for fuck's sakes.

Come on. Pretty good. Okay, we know how this is going up. Pretty good. Next one. What part of the chicken has the most feathers? What part of it? Yeah.

All of it. All of it. The outside. For fuck's sake. Where'd you... Okay, keep going. That's not a part of the chicken. I gotta be a hell of a lot more fucked up to enjoy these.

What gets wet while drying? Your mouth is... That was quick. I sort of walked into that one. Sorry, we're skipping that one. No, what is it? What gets wet while drying? A towel.

These are... I like my answer better. These are perfect Ricky fucking riddles. Did you get all of these? I got none of these. You didn't answer one of them? Not one correctly. You know what we got to do?

We got to get these out when we're on mushrooms, like tonight, and then ask again. What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand? Your penis. In your right, but not in your left? What can you hold in your what? In your right hand, but not in your left? What can you hold in your what? In your right hand, but never in your left hand. You can hold... I don't...

Your left hand. Boom! Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! Found it, bud. You can hold your left hand in your right hand, but you can't hold it in your left hand. That's right, man. All right, you got one correct. You're the only one. hold it in your left hand. That's right, man. All right. You got one cracked. You're the only one. I'm winning.

You won. That's it. You won. I'm a fucking winner. Here. You've got a shark that's being banged by Randy. With a GoPro on his back. With a GoPro on his back.

That's it. That's not. That's not a great prize. No, seeing how it was already here. Put your phone in there when you don't want the shark in there anymore. All right, that's a lovely gift. Do you want me to find some more riddles? I like these riddles, man.

So here's what I'd like to know. It says. Riddles. Yesterday was October the 19th. Yeah. And it said it was National Kentucky Day. What the fuck does that mean? I've never heard of that.

That means the day where everybody in all the states says, yay, Kentucky. Because of the bourbon? Or the chicken? It could be both. Just Kentucky in general, because they make bourbon and chicken. They make fried chicken. Colonel does.

Yeah. And they make Kentucky bourbon. Let's have a chicken bourbon party tonight. Celebrate Kentucky. Let's do it. Just wait. Now, these are the best riddles of all time. See, these hurt my brain.

What has to be broken before you can use it? Oh, fuck. Easy. Egg. An egg. That's pretty good. You got to break it. But that doesn't even make sense. You can use an egg without it broken, fuck. Easy. Egg. An egg. That's pretty good. You gotta break it. But that doesn't even make sense.

You can use an egg without it broken, too. Maybe you're using it to paint it. Or you hard boil it, then if you break it, you're fucked. That was a dumb one, bubs. I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I? Sounds like a candle to me. Oh, you can see the fucking

antlers. I'm not looking at that. What are you talking about? Fuck! Sounds like a candle to me. Well, it does. That was a lame attempt at trying to sound like it. I read it. I fucking cheated. Fuck off. Okay, here. You didn't see this one

because I scrolled. All right, bring it. What is always in front of you but can't be seen? It's always right in front of you but it can't be seen. The future. Nope, your nose. I was going to say nose, but I can see it. That's a good one, though.

No, it is the future, actually. Is it? Yeah. How long did it take me to fucking guess that one, man? I didn't even cheat. What can you break even if you never pick it up or touch it? Yeah. How long did it take me to fucking guess that one, man? I didn't even cheat. What can you break even if you never pick it up or touch it? Someone's heart. Nope.

That's pretty good. That's a fucking good answer. I'm the romantic kind of guy. You're good at these, man. Thanks, man. What is the right answer? A promise. On the same kind of...

Same... Same period. What goes up but never comes down? Am I with your mama or not with your mama? That's the question. I don't know. A bullet, if you shoot it up, it comes down. A bullet is not the answer.

It comes up but doesn't come down? There's one thing that goes up that never comes down. Inflation. No, inflation can come down that's called things so bad so I like not in our day and age my satellite no satellite goes up I can't come down yeah rain that rain rain doesn't go out and evaporate Oh what goes up but doesn't come down yeah oh fuck what did you think I said what comes down but never comes down?

What goes up? That's a tough one. Drugs are starting to kick in now, everybody. Yeah, exactly. Brain is fucking starting to kick in. Come on, boys. Brain is getting pissed off here. Come on, boys.

I don't have it. Not coming to me. I'm close, man. I'm going to be punched in the face, and then I'll be good. It keeps going up up and up and up your age eh

it can come down there's gotta be a game show I can go on boys to make some cash there is it's called melt my titty muscles alright

let's play it there's a game show called melt my tits no there isn't and you should be on it this cocksucker in Georgia he was doing 90 miles per hour and 55 miles per hour. Nice.

Got a speeding ticket. Yeah. $1.4 million. Why? Well, he contacted the court. He's like, what in the fuck? Like, I know it was speeding, but Jesus Christ. That's better.

Hush, fellas. $1.4. And the court said, no, no, we have something wrong with their system. That's just a placeholder. Ah. Why would you pick that number as a placeholder? Yeah. Like, how many fucking phone calls are you getting from people with speeding tickets?

1.4 million dollars. That's totally like an even 500 bucks. He said it would probably end up being about 1,000. Whoa. Did you see what somebody just won last week? No. In fucking... $175 billion?

Million? Billion. What is it? It was a billion bucks, wasn't it? It was $1.77 billion. Shut up. What the fuck, man? How?

Powerball lottery in the US. One dude, one ticket, too. One ticket. Lucky fuck. Didn't have to share it with anybody. That's a lot of money, isn't it? Bought it in a little town in Northern California. He could probably buy the fucking town.

Oh, he could, Ricky. So what do we do with it? Just buy a billion-dollar lottery ticket? They don't disclose who it is. No, you wouldn't buy a billion dollars with the lottery tickets. It means to turn that billion into 10 billion. Ricky. You know what?

There's no $10 billion prize. It was the like second or third biggest prize in history. We should open up a company called lottery winners. Chicken dinners. No lottery winners, investments. Chicken dinners for lottery winners. You know what?

There's gotta be a business where we, people win the money and we go and say, all right, do you want to have the best fucking time of your life? We'll plan winners. You know what? There's got to be a business where people win the money and we go and say, all right, do you want to have the best fucking time of your life? We'll plan it. They already have those companies. Well, I bet yours would be better. I like his idea. It's called chicken dinner for lottery winner.

So you get the lottery winners in. You tell them you're going to make them a great big chicken dinner, right? And you make one. And while they're eating it, Ricky robs them. Well, now we can't do it. Yes, we can. I was just joking. So if that happens, it wasn't

us. All right. If whoever won the $1.7 billion, we got a good time for you. This should go on that show, My Lottery Dream Home. They should. Oh, man. You know what? I was watching that the other day. It's fucked. Those people are fucked up.

Why? Because some of them are. They don't spend enough money or they spend too much money. No. They win a million dollars. No, they win like 10 million. They want to go out and buy like a hose for, you know. What's your budget?

200 grand. $175,000. Get the fuck out of here. You want a billion. Like, I don't to, you know. What's your budget? 200 grand. $175,000. Get the fuck out of here. You want a billion? Like, I don't know, man. So the guy that won 1.7 or lady, we don't know who won the 1.7 billion. I think it said that like after, you know, tax and fucking all the different state fucking people take their fucking cut and pays everything. Assholes.

He walks away. Five million. Five hundred thousand. Five million. Five hundred million. Less? No, he walks away with a one-time payment of like 980 million. Jesus Christ.

What a riff-off. You can still buy a spaceship for that. That's a lot of money. I mean, yeah, don't get me wrong. He can still buy a spaceship for that. That's a lot of money. I mean, yeah, don't get me wrong. He's losing about $800 million in tax. What would be the first thing you guys would buy? You had $980 million. I know exactly what I'd buy.

What would you buy? New eyes. What did you just say to me, Ricky? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is that a thing? New eyes. My eyes work perfectly fucking fine. Would you add some inches to these things?

To my wiener? Is that what you would do? I don't know. You'd get your wiener operated on. Just an extension piece put on there, like a middle, a little middle fitting. Why would you put a middle in it? Why wouldn't you just stick something on the end? Because that's where the...

A middle, you've got to cut, and then you're sewing it up in two spots. Yeah, but you know, I'm just thinking the middle might, like a piece in the middle, it doesn't matter what that looks like, but the end, that's the money. So you get a brand new gold-plated end put on it. You want a gold-plated knob. Well, you get, you know, a diamond-encrusted knob on an extension. If you got a gold-plated knob, the sensation will be like God.

Oh, but it's gonna be perfectly fine when you put a big fucking Frankenstein middle section in it and sew it up in two spots. Nerves, buddy. It's connecting nerves. Then you'd probably have to get a bag tuck. A bag tuck? Who wants a... Randy would want one. probably have to get a bag tuck. A bag tuck?

Who wants a... Randy would want one. Why would you get a bag tuck? Wouldn't you get a bag extension? Oh, just so it's not getting rid of your saggage. This is what I want to know. Do the women really get into the bag area? Do they care about it a little bit? It's nice when they do.

Yeah, but not many do. It's an area where they don't like to, you know, gaze into the field with the bag. Dabble. Well, it depends on who you're talking about. If it's Randy with a big fucking hairy matted fucking stinking sweat. He's probably got dreadlocks down there hanging off his bag. But then if it's like, you know,

like Fabio and it's all shaved and primped and creamy rubbed. Isn't Fabio like a senior citizen now? Well, I mean old school Fabio from the 80s. Okay. If it's all, you know, shaved and primped and powdered and nice, they're probably, that's a different story,

I would think. I don't know, man. This went from me asking you guys. Yeah. It's in fabula. Oh, yeah, I know. So I wouldn't get a wiener extension. I would get a fucking, I'd probably get a Global Express 9000 or a Gulfstream G5.

All right, I got a question for you because back to the bags. Do you guys give yourself a little ball fucking check see if everything's good oh yeah i didn't know i had to you got to but i don't i don't even like playing with them myself like women i understand don't play with them i don't like touching them i don't like what you play with your balls you do man It feels good? When you're doing other things of touching, yeah, at the same time, it feels great. I'm not a ball guy, man. I just don't understand it. You just get one of those things, you know, that does this, you know? No, no, no, no. Wouldn't that hurt? No. It's like being on a horse.

Oh, no. You get like, there's there's a you know one of those things like that you put coins in the pulser in the shower can you stand up and show me what you're talking about

and do it yourself and let's see how long it can last the shower head and your nuts the shower head massager on the nutsack is

hey I never tried that you know what I'm getting into it I'm gonna get into it right on yeah okay Global Express 9000.

Do what we're going to do tonight. Test your balls, but don't be too fucked up when you do it, because you might do something wrong. That hurts. You might twist the cord. Golf Stream G5. I don't know what I'm talking about. Island.

An island. Nope. Golf Stream G5, and then go looking for islands, because you're up in the air looking down. Ooh, there's one. I'll take that one down there. I'll get that by a monster truck and just crash. Oh, fuck.

Yeah, you know what? A monster truck and an island. Monster truck on an island. Ooh, and a ramp. Where are you going to get gas for it? Gas line. Ship it in. Right into the fucking gas company.

Set up shop. You're not going to be burning much gas. You get some guy. All monster trucks burn gas, my friend. A get some guy, some tender on a boat. All monster trucks burn gas, my friend. A whole tank in about, fuck, ten minutes. Well, you don't need an SO gas station. That's what I'm saying.

On your island. On your island. It's just, get a truck. Why do you want a fucking monster truck on an island? There's way funner things to do. Way funner things to do with a billion dollars, Ricky. All right. What are you going to crush on the island?

Everything you want to crush, you're going to have to fly it in. Bring it on. Drop it off by helicopter. What are we crushing today? Let's fly it in. And as soon as the helicopter flies it in, buy the helicopter, crush it. I would also buy the world's biggest deep fryer. No, man.

Deep fry the fuck of the shit. No, man. Don't the fuck of the shit. No, man. Don't be doing that. Like what? What would be the first something you'd want to deep fry? Besides chickens? Yes.

I don't know. I'd start deep frying all kinds of shit. Like food? Yeah. Or like tables and things? No, you can't eat a table, can you?

No, but you can deep fry it to see what happens. There you go. Might be in the Guinness Book of all the worldly records. You could deep fry a monster truck, batter it up, get it on a crane, in she goes. What do fruits taste like deep fried, I wonder? You guys ever throw a piece of pineapple or something in there? You can deep fry a pineapple. If you put enough batter on it, you can deep fry it, I wonder. You guys ever, like, throw a piece of pineapple or something in there? You can deep fry a pineapple.

If you put enough batter on it, you can deep fry anything. You can deep fry a Mars bar. You can deep fry your hand, and you won't even feel it if you got enough batter on it. I deep fried a strawberry once, I think. I think it was pretty good, too.

I saw a guy put batter on his hand and put it in the deep fryer. Who the fuck did that? I've seen people do it, and they don't get burned because of the batter. I don't believe it. Okay, watch this. Oh, fuck. Deep fry my hand. It's true because it's those crazy fuckers that can put their

like liquid metal on them. You know what I'm saying? Deep fry my hand. Hand. Hand. Hand. Deep fry my hand. Did you know that female frogs could pretend to be dead? They fake their deaths to get away from the horny males? Pretty smart. That's smart, man. Imagine if female humans did that.

They do. Oh, do they? Fucking race they do. I've never been with anyone that pretended they were dead. Well, they pretend they were asleep. I've been with people that were dead. Look at this crazy fuck. He's putting his hand in with a pineapple.

Oh, he deep fried a whole pineapple. Let's deep fry some stuff. This guy's already doing it. Get the fuck out of here. He's deep frying everything. Cancel my order. Let's deep fry some stuff. This guy's already doing it. Get the fuck out of here. He's deep frying everything that Ricky wants. Cancel my order. Let's deep fry my hand. Hopefully it tastes good.

All right, here it goes. Oh, it's a fake hand, bubs. Oh! Get this. Guys, that guy's an ass. That's crispy. Here it is. Get this weed.

Fucking arsehole. Put a fake hand into a deep fryer. I've seen people do it, though. Yeah. And you can deep fry a Mars bar. You've had those, right? Deep fry ice cream. Fucking delicious.

Yeah, that is a good one. So you got born on October the 20th. Bela Lugosi. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. That fucking song is trippy, man. That's a trippy one, man. It's really big. It speaks right beside your ears.

What song? You start feeling like beside your ears. What song? You start feeling like you're flying. What song? Bela Lugosi's dead. But I thought you just said, what? Who's born? You said Bela. Bela Lugosi got born.

He was an actor. Oh. But there's a song called Bela Lugosi's dead. He was a vampire. Oh, I know who Bela Lugosi is. I thought you meant the song got born today. No. Who else?

Mickey Mantle. Mickey Mantle. Fucking Tom Petty. We're going to blast the shit out of that today. Don't have to live like a refugee. Jesus Christ, bud. That's aggressive. Don't have to live like a refugee, Joey.

Oh, your little buddy got born today. Here comes my muscles. Little guy you went camping with. What? Wes Shroud. I didn't go fucking camping with him. You got his phone number. I got his phone number, yeah, because he was at a Blue Jays game or something.

We met him. And I was like, hey, dude, you're the Survivor Man. He said, yeah. And you went on a date with him. I didn't go on a date. He said, hey, what's your number? Maybe we can do something sometime. And of course, you didn't follow up.

William Zabka, is that the dude we met from Karate Kid? Yes, that's Cobra Kai. He was a nice dude. I liked him. Holy fuck. It's going to be a music night tonight. What? The one and only Snoop Dogg.

Fuck yeah. It's his birthday. Yeah. I had no idea he was born until. You know what? We should send this to Snoop as a birthday present. I bet you he'd love it. You know what I saw he's got?

What? He's putting out. Fucking pretty genius. You remember Alf on a Shelf? Yes. He's got what he's putting out fucking pretty genius you remember elf on a shelf yes he's got one of him same thing it's him in a package and you put it out and you but it's called snoop on the stoop and it's him on a little stoop you know and he's got a big joint hanging out of his mouth but it's just like elf on the shelf and you do it with your kids, and you put Snoop, you know, and if Snoop sees you, same concept, but it's Snoop on the Stoop.

You know what? He's my favorite businessman on the planet Earth. He's a smart motherfucker. Like, fuck Bezos and all these other guys. Snoop Dogg, man, he's the guy. He's doing shit that people like. Yeah, he's very smart. One of your other crushes, Julian, also. John Krasinski.

Who? John Krasinski? Isn't that the Unabomber? That's the fucking Unabomber, man. Why do I... No, that's Ted. Oh, yeah, that's Ted Krasinski. Who's that?

He's been in some things, like The Office. Oh, yes, I know who he is. You really liked him on Jack Ryan. Yeah, you did. Who the fuck is this guy? I don't even know what you're talking about. No, just Ryan. Yeah, you did. Who the fuck is this guy? I don't even know what you're talking about. Pull him out, bubs. You went on about him quite a bit.

He's the best Jack Ryan ever. You were like, man, he's... You said, man, he's got some body. No, I did not say that, bubs. You said, man, he's got some body. If I said anything, buddy fucking takes care of himself. Respect. Yeah, there he is.

He's got a good body, Bubz. Come on. You said he's got a hell of a nice physique. He's a good dude. You said he's really got a nice physique, I think is what you said. No. There's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with that, man.

I'm not saying there is. I'm just saying you're pretending like. There's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with that, man. I'm not saying there is. I'm just saying you're pretending like you don't know who he is, but... I don't know. I know who he is now, but I had no idea that's his name. Yeah, there he is. Mr. Krasinski. All right. It's going to be a weird night of music with Tom Petty, little Snoop, kinda back and forth. That's fine.

We'll play, you know. Maybe we'll watch The Karate Kid. We could watch Cobra Kai. Julian can do his little swan. Billy Zabka. I don't do the swan, man. You're good at that. You had really good balance. This poor bastard, man, this poor African man,

he's 71 now yeah he's terrified of women and has been living in isolation 55 fucking years that's weird he's got a 15 fucking foot fence around his house and no women he's a terrified of them jesus what happened to him why doesn't he just come out? He was 16 when... Well, you know, I don't think that's the problem. Well, I think he's 16. Everyone's horny for someone. Why would this guy, like, you know,

feed the geese in his mind? You know what I'm saying? What's he thinking about? Yeah. Randy talked to him. That's a funny question. I don't know, man. We got to talk to this guy.

Yeah. Let's get him. Fly him in. Fly me to the moon. Yeah, he'd be an interesting guy to talk to. I wonder what the fuck gets him going. Boys, I'm craving let's,

do you want to go get some deep fried ice cream somewhere or something? Yeah. Deep fried something? Mexicali Roses. Do they make it? Deep fried ice cream, man. Is that even a place anymore?

No idea. Yeah, I think there's a place. 15 years. Let's go. Mexicali Roses doesn't exist anymore, does it? I think it does, man. Where? Remember they get those big crazy drinks every Wednesday?

Like it still happens. Jesus. I'm not going to have some deep fried ice cream, but I'll fuck over some tacos and some fajitas or something. Deep fried tacos. Just so you know, I have no money, so you're either paying or eating and we're bailing. I have no money.

I thought you were going to take us to lunch. Hope you feel like going for a little run today, bud. I don't have any money right now, but I can get some. Doesn't matter. We don't need any. All right, so is that it? We didn't even fucking say welcome to Park After Dark. I think I did.

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