Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 22 - Cracked Armour

Episode Date: October 26, 2020

That bank machine was for to get opened today, but Bubbles has brought a cop to the trailer! Are the Boys about to get busted, or does the cop have an important message to share? Wanna help? Visit crackedarmour.com for more information!

Is this fucking thing unplugged? It's definitely been enough time, man. Is it unplugged? Yeah, pretty much. The cops haven't been here, man. I think we're good to go. All right, just a sec. Let's see if we can get a fucking cutting torch if we need. We're getting in this fucking thing today.

I wanna do the cutting. This is gonna be the best. Best Halloween ever, man. Hand that over, man. I've got an X right here. That's where you wanna fucking do an X. Like two lines. That's it.

We should get this fucking open before we have to shoot that stupid Paracaptor Dark one shit. We're gonna get it open right now. Get the fucking thing going. I think we might try to come in from the back maybe. Mike, I already have the X right here, man. Yeah, but it's in here. Try getting in from up there.

You've gotta squeeze in there, man. Fucking Jesus. Just... What the fuck? You want me to do it, huh right on the X I got it. Buzz! You all here? Hey!

Hey, listen! Stop fucking running for a second, please. What's going on? Buzz! You all here? What's up? You got the mix or what? What's taking you so long?

Do you have the mix though? Do you have mix? I have mix, but listen, don't freak out, but yeah, he's an old friend of mine and he's a police officer. What? What are you talking about, police?

Do you get arrested? No, Ricky, I didn't get arrested, but we're just, we're in the park and we're going to be there shortly, so. You're not bringing a fucking police officer here. Bob, this is not good timing. You can't bring a police officer to my trailer right now. I understand that, boys. That's why I'm calling you.

It's just, you know... It's a bank machine! Jesus Christ! Okay, drive slowly, okay? Just give us a few minutes here. I'm driving at the speed limit. No, drive slower than the speed limit. Oops. Yeah, fuck.

Yeah, I'm gonna be there shortly, any minute. Just take your time. Don't lie it down. What are you... What's this? What are you doing that for? It looks like a person. It's a person sleeping.

It's a per... A person that's not gonna fucking move. There we go. Ricky. Have a nice nap. What are you doing? Fucking Jesus. That's not gonna fucking move. There we go. Ricky. Have a nice nap. What are you doing? Fucking Jesus.

Full drink. Just a sec. Popcorn. Put some popcorn on. What? Burn that shit, man. Why would he bring a fucking police officer? God damn it.

Do something fast. Here. What do you want? Why don't I... Fuck. God damn it, do something fast. Here. What do you want? Why don't I... Fuck. There's never been a cop in my house unless I'm getting arrested. It's the popcorn one, man. Here, give me the fucking popcorn.

So what the fuck? Buzz, just a second! Five minutes. I'm here, boys. I don't have the key, but... Just a second, Buzz. We're in the middle of doing something here. Yeah. Get the chicken in. Get the chicken in. Okay, yeah, we're, uh...

How's it going, man? You just don't want to leave that fucking hang in there, man. This doesn't look good. I'll just say someone's fucking passed out. Fucking Jesus. Just a second. Okay. It's getting out of the shower, bud!

Hey! What the- I'm sorry, Ricky. Yeah, come on in! Hey! How's it going? Hey, what's up, man? Just waking up here. Just waking up? Come on in!

There's a fella still sleeping on the chair there. Boys gotta open some windows in here. Come waking up. Come on in. There's a fella still sleeping on the chair there. Boys gotta open some windows in here. Come on in. Come on over. Here, get a seat for him. You're making popcorn, are you? You can sit right over here. What's burning? We're just making some snacks here for this, you know, company.

They call electrician. Gotcha. What's happening here now? Yeah, what's going on here, pups? You know, companies. They call electrician. Yeah. All right. What's happening here now? Yeah, what's going on here, bubs? Well, we're doing the thing, aren't we? The park after dark. I wanted to have him on because I'm going to get him to talk about some stuff that he's doing.

All right. Boys, boys, boys. I got stuff to talk about too, though. This place is awesome. Joe, me and Jess. Yeah, thanks, man. What? Jess, sit down.

Don't want to sit down. I've got the butt down away. What the fuck is this? It's not a big deal. Oh, sorry, boys. Oh, that's a roaster that Ricky cut its head off when he was... Oh, sorry, man. Well, it was fixed, but now it's not. Oh, well. I'm sorry, boys.

It's fine. I can put that back together, no problem. Just like that. That's all right. There you go. Yeah, have a seat, Ricky. I'm just waiting for this to finish, man. Making snacks for everybody. What's going on here, pups?

This is my buddy, Mark. Hey, man. How's it going, man? Good to meet you, man. Good to meet you. And you're a police officer. That's kind of cool. Well, kind of, yeah, kind of.

Kind of. I used to be. He's kind of cool. Well, kind of, yeah. Kind of. It used to be. He's doing this thing, boys. It's like a... So he's trying to help people with PTSD. Oh, okay. I mean, you might as well just, you know, tell the boys what the whole thing is, because I want to be involved with this thing. That PSTD stuff is nasty.

Not PSTD, Ricky. That's different. PTSD. PTSD. Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. It's like a mental health problem that people deal with. I mean, you should... So tell the boys what you're trying to do.

This is a program that he's trying to start. Right. Well, you know what? I always like to say to people, have you guys ever had anything traumatic happen to you? Oh, yeah. I've been shot a few times. Are you serious?

He has been, yes. Did you rush to the hospital and shit? Usually we got this doctor that helps us out. He's a vet. He's a bit of a dick. His daughter actually shot him once, but that was mostly by mistake. It's usually, yeah.

So, yes. Nothing yes, he's... Nothing too crazy. Does it affect you at all now? You're probably sleeping. Yeah, I have weird dreams about it sometimes. Yeah. Yeah, Ricky, sometimes when a car backfires, you, you know, almost shit your pants.

Right, that's a trigger. That's right. Yeah. So you probably involved, the police get involved, or you just kept them there? They tried to, but yeah, it was needed to be resolved yeah the police I guess right well me and my buddies like I was a cop for you know 18 years and a lot of my friends are police officers I have friends that are correctional officers and paramedics

teachers firefighters military veterans sheriff's parole officers social workers you know you name it, nurses, people that have been really affected by trauma like myself. I bet. People that wanted to make the world a better fucking place. That's all they wanted to do. A lot of these people came from traumatic childhoods themselves. They put a uniform on to protect the rest of the community,

whether it's to help them being a nurse, whether it's being a police officer protecting them, whether it's a firefighter helping you, you know, accidents, fires. And then, of course, like my buddy Steve, you know, military veterans who went over Afghanistan and Bosnia, you know, even back as far as World War II, they're still alive to risk their lives to make our lives better. I met a lot of, I went to Afghanistan. I went to Afghanistan to play some stuff for the troops,

and I met a lot of the fellas over there. I mean, just them telling me, you know, some of the things they had been through. I mean, I don't know how they deal with it. I couldn't deal with it. I respect the shit of them for dealing with it. I appreciate that. You know, the thing that people don't know is, you know, you hear about police officers dying, military veterans dying,

firefighter dies in a fire. But what people don't know is that they take their own lives by suicide at two to three times the rate that they die in the line of duty. So when you see these big parades for, let's say, an RCP officer dies in the line of duty, cross the street, go into a car, get hit by a car. There's going to be a parade. The family's going to be looked after. There's going to be insurance. They're going to make a big deal about it, which they should.

RSVP officer has gone into traumatic situations for their whole career. And it gets to the point that they don't know what else to do. They ask for help. There's no help available. They take their life. There's no parade. There's no insurance for the family. No insurance for the family. And there's no mention of it. And so my job and what I, me and Bubbles talked about, right? That's how he asked And there's no mention of it. And so my job and what me and Bubba was talking about, right? Yes. That's how he asked me. He said, nice fucking hat, bud.

Yes. And I thought he was going to fucking steal it from me for a second there. Yeah, right? He kind of got aggressive with me and I was like, what the fuck's going on here? And he's like, what's this all about? And then once we got talking, right? Well, I wasn't aggressive. Like, I just, you know, I was like, wanted your hat.

I wasn't going to, like, try to take it from you, but I guess I was questioning about your hat. Right. Because I love that hat, and I'm going to get me one of those. So how do people, you know, get help for this? Well, I went to a hospital in Ontario. Don't commit suicide. I had the RCMP send me away to a hospital in Ontario for, like, eight weeks,

and it helped a lot. And then I went to a hospital in Ontario for like eight weeks and it helped a lot and then I went to a program down the United States that was ran by military veterans and first responders that literally saved my life. Spent one week with no doctors or therapists but with a group of people who have been through the same shit, had been fired at, had been tried to somebody tried to stab them, had been a police officer, had to go to suicide calls, had to go to robbery calls, fire calls as a firefighter, whatever, you know, my best buddy's a correctional officer. He spent 13 years in jail with the most dangerous people you can imagine.

Right. With his head on a swivel. When he goes home with his wife and kids, how does he expect to go to McDonald's and feel safe when people have been told him for 13 years, I'm going to kill you if I see you. Yeah. Right. So the program in California was a soft place for me to land and a place where rather than saying you're weak for asking for help,

we're not going to help you. Is that what they say? Like, is that what they get met with when they're like, oh, you know, I'm all fucked up and I need help and people say, oh, you're just weak? Well, you know. Because that's fucked up. Yeah, that's pretty fucked up.

I got my salary cut off when I asked for help. What? And essentially fired from my job. Wow. And it's not uncommon to hear about people having, you know, salaries cut off, benefits cut off. Just because they're messed up from dealing with. Because they asked for help. Yeah.

And it sounds crazy, right? That's wrong. So what's amazing is this program down in the United States, I literally send them an email and say, I don't work for you. I'm not American and I'm not a military member, but I'm begging you for help. I'm a dad. I have two children and I need some fucking help. And like the hand of God, they plucked me out of my life, took me down there, unfucked me. That's what I call unfucked me for a week.

me. That's what I call unfuck me for a week. And when I came back, literally the first day back, the biggest thing they taught me was be kind to other people and service to others. Why do you become a police officer? Why do people become helpers? Because they want to help other people. And when that gets taken from you, you're fucked up. You're sent home going 30, 40 years old with no purpose. Fuck that, right? Fuck that. I got two little kids. I'm not sitting around doing fuck all. So I deserve to have a career and I'm not going to sit there and tell people that just because I have PTSD, I just sit in my basement and feel weak and ashamed the rest of my life, which is how I felt for a couple of years, um, being outcasted by my own. And now I'm here to say that, uh, fuck that. Yeah. I'm going to help man. I'm going to help people. Fuck that. I'm going to help people. So he's trying to, you want to have the same type of facility, right,

where people can actually, instead of getting, you know, told to go fuck themselves, they have a place they can go get help, and you want to start one of those around here. Is that? There's a fucking place 40 minutes from here in Falmouth, Nova Scotia, the Annapolis Valley where I grew up, which to me is God's country. love it and it's a big beautiful property it's good growing country listen it's huge growing company country and there's

all kinds of land there's good soil there we can grow all kinds of vegetables and fruits and I'll give you guys some land and as far as I'm concerned I don't see what gets grown there right that's how it works now you're speaking my language you know that's what veterans and first responders use a lot of times anyway but there's this beautiful property and one of the most magical things that happened Malibu was working with horses equine therapy and this program this property I'm looking at has eight stables has two horses that come with the property 60 acres to bring men and women veterans first responders the helpers the frontline workers and most importantly to their children and their spouses

and members of the community children have been abused women have been abused autistic children like this is why i became a cop right and this is why so many of my friends like he always he thinks all cops are dickweeds Well, you know what? See, they're not You know what? There is cops that are dickweeds Not all of them

There is I mean, let's say it like it is People go into the profession for the wrong reasons That's right But, you know what? I can tell you one thing There's shitty teachers

and there's shitty Right There's dicks out there There's just dicks out there Yeah, that's true Look at those fucking events that have been happening late down the states

for the past two or three months, right? Yeah Me and my friends when we look at a scene like that all we can think is we would have stepped in and stopped it because it was completely unbelievable that a human would treat another human like that yeah right and that's the same you know that's why me and my friends relate to people they've been put down and pushed down and beat down and discriminated against and treat it less than just because you're a different

color or you ask for help or you don't fit into the mold. Man, that's bullshit. Fuck that. So there must be a lot of people that, you know, first responders and stuff that are messed up with trauma. So you want to help these people so that we can lower the suicide rate. So right now, say there's a fireman or something locally here who's all fucked up, and he knows he's fucked up and he wants help.

Like, what can he do? Nothing? He just got to talk to you, basically? Unfortunately, here in Canada, if you're a veteran, an RCP or a veteran, you might have a chance to go to somewhere like Homewood. But for municipal police officers and firefighters and nurses and paramedics, the best you're going to get is once a week, twice a week with therapists, some meds and send you on your way. There's no program.

That's no good. There's no program like the program I went to here in Canada. And, you know, over 30 Canadians have gone to that same program. But, you know, the question has to be asked, why isn't money being given to that program or other programs like that if we're plucking Canadians out of their lives and trying to keep them alive? And they are alive. Every Canadian that's gone, many of them in Nova Scotia, are still sitting here at their table at night with their families because somebody took the time to spend on the phone with them or in their basement or in their garage saying, you're not weak. Fuck that. You're not weak just because you asked for help, right? And so what i want listen i want you guys to come there you guys come hang out with all the veterans first responders and i'll do what they'd fucking love it actually you guys so how

do we make this happen oh sorry oh it's just one i i've always wanted to do like a western movie you know i'm trying to act and stuff you've got horses maybe you could teach me how to drive julian loves looking at horses. I don't like certain parts of them. Get some goats up in there. Don't turn, boys, I just want to learn how to ride a horse. Yeah, who doesn't like cleaning these foot fillings? I can ride a horse, like you wouldn't believe.

Maybe you can help me out. I've gone like 60 miles an hour on a horse. So how do we help these people? Because I actually want to help. I can't imagine some of the shit they've seen. You can't unsee that stuff. So they need help. Well, you know what?

I'm going to show you something here. This right here, this sweatshirt. This shirt. This is his company, boys. Cracked Armour. Cracked Armour. So I started selling this about two or three years ago. You know, I fucking struggled for the first couple of years

because what's one of the hardest things to do? Ask for help. So I tried to do it all on my own. And it just went. Let's just say I'm not a business guy. I didn't really know anything about, you know, what a business needs to do ask for help so i try to do it all on my own and it just went let's just say i'm not a business guy i didn't really know anything about you know what business needs to do but i got some really good friends behind me now and we sell this clothing and all the proceeds are going to help fund this program that i want to buy this property um so it's called cracked armor it's on instagram it's on facebook i have a website called cracked armor people go on order whatever

they want and of course we're going to be setting want. And of course, we're going to be setting up a GoFundMe. And we're going to be setting up a nonprofit called Returning Warriors Ranch PTSD Society. That's the place in Falmouth? That's the place in Falmouth. And I need basically, and I know it sounds like a lot of money, but let's break this down. I need $4 million to buy this property and get the program up and running. And everybody say that to me, like, that's fucked, $4 million. That's not a lot of money. It cost me $70,000 to get sent to a hospital in Ontario

for eight weeks. Veterans Affairs spends, sends veterans at 70 or 80 grand a time to a hospital. Per person. Per person. And they keep coming back from these hospitals, suicidal and a mess. Why? Because they didn't get to sit in a room

with others just like them. And listen, julian you got some get some rum up in there right yeah one of the most biggest geniuses i've ever read about was bill w who created alcoholic anonymous and he saved millions of lives yes for one reason he's not a doctor or therapist if you put people in a room they have the same similar yeah issues and they feel safe to talk. They will heal. And he has helped save millions of people's lives. And I want to save 10 people's lives a week in Falmouth, Nova Scotia.

And that's not a lot to ask. That sounds like a no-brainer to me, man. This has got to happen. You know, right now, people are hearing about it. Plus, I mean, it's really cool stuff, like the merchandise. I'd fucking rock around in that. We might be having some money coming into our lives here shortly, later on today, actually, if all goes well.

I think we should donate a big chunk of that. Listen, I'll talk to you in my accountant, and I don't want to be involved. I think we should start growing some more dope, and I'll donate the dope or the money to your cause, because I think it's a fantastic cause. They go dope, of course. Of course. Right.

Oh, that's all he deals in? Of course. Everything he does is legal. Right. And Julian. Yeah, absolutely. Never done anything wrong. So what do you guys do for a business? Oh, different things.

I'm a bit of a businessman. I've had a gym open at one time that sold, you know, some drinks and stuff. Clearly. Yeah, to- Bob's what you stopping? Well, yeah, I've had different businesses. Sales and- sales and acquisitions, I guess. Yeah.

Were you guys the issues in helping the program? I- yeah, absolutely. I've definitely- whatever I can do- I mean, to take a guy, and I've helped them, where they come in, first day, they don't want to shake your hand. They're angry. They've been outcast it. They've tried everything. They feel demoralized. These men and women who are fucking heroes. Yes. And seven days later, they leave hugging, saying, I love you. I'm going to call you. Thank you. Their families are calling. Their friends are calling saying they're completely different. Why? Because somebody showed they cared. It's that simple. That's right.

We've got to fucking make this up. I've been saying that. It's fucking bullshit. It pisses me off, actually. Maybe at the strong room somebody bubbles. We can do it. I mean, we've spent a lot of time going around the world doing live shows and stuff. And how many people we've talked to that have come up and said,

Hey, I was in the military. I was over in Afghanistan. That's true. What's the population of Canada? Like four million? What? So if there was one person in Canada who gave one dollar...

I'm trying to see a nice fucking story here, man. Ricky, the population of Canada is like 39 million now. Oh. So if one in 20 people gave a dollar, is that the right math? You guys know about this COVID thing, right? Yes.

We've actually been very good about the COVID. Everybody has to wear a mask, right? Yes. We have almost a million people in just Nova Scotia alone. Yeah. If every person in Nova Scotia bought one mask from me, I'd own the property tomorrow and have $5 or $ million dollars sent to the bank to

bring more of that. There you go. Buy some masks. One mask. That's cool. Cool mask. One mask. That's pretty simple.

Hey, I think I have one. That's, I mean, we should be able to pull this. Check this shit out. Yes, shouldn't we? Totally. Check this shit out. Same as the Under Armour ones and the Lululemon's, except you're not paying 40 bucks. It's the exact same thing.

Yeah. Washable and wearable. And you can actually help wrap a awareness that will save somebody's life. Not line the pockets of Under Armour or Lululemon. Well, there you go. See, I think we can pull this together somehow, can't we? You can figure it out. I'm a pretty good businessman.

I might be able to help things out here. You heard about the Nova Scotia shooting last year, right? Yes. We lose 22 Nova Scotians. Do you know how many RSVP officers alone have reached out to me struggling? One of them was my really good friend growing up saying he's being told he could probably never go back to work and he shattered. Wow. And he was the biggest athlete, nicest guy, funny as hell.

athlete, nicest guy, funny as hell. And when people have to send me messages saying, I'd like to meet for coffee sometime, I'm not doing that well, it's sad. For me he was an RCMP officer that was- He worked in the same detachment as the poor RCMP officer who was killed. We gotta fix this man, it's a great cause. Yeah, cause nobody really thinks about that, right?

The event happens and you know, the police deal with it and then it's over and people think, well, they dealt with it. And not just police. They don't think about all the aftermath of the people that, you know, they had to deal with. Paramedics, a 22 year old firefighter committed suicide in Pictou about two weeks ago, 22 years old.

His own father finds him. How is that fair? How is that fair that a 22-year-old feels like he has nowhere else to reach out to? Because he sees on the news people are being, having their pays cut off and they're being laughed at and treated less than just because they say, I need help. And that's why these military veterans who... It's ridiculous.

It's ridiculous, right? Why the fuck isn't the government giving any money for this? Because they think doctors and therapists have all the answers, and they don't because that's why the suicide rate is out of control. Well, like you said, the AA is a perfect example. AA is a perfect example. Bill W. Bill W.

Saved over millions of people. Probably one of the most important people of the 20th century. Yeah. Because he literally discovered that what was going to help him stop drinking was being with a friend in a room that also was an alcoholic. And they could say anything they wanted and there was no judgment right a lot of people say that I'm not that smart I disagree, but I'm this makes total sense to me, so I think there you go Ricky I mean if it makes sense to you. It's probably making sense to everybody that's hearing about it I know if I was a you know a hero, a first responder and I had something going on,

I'd love to have a place like that to go so I didn't fucking think suicidal thoughts because that's awful. Absolutely. Maybe we'll build the farmhouse

down there for you boys to live in. I mean, when I went to Afghanistan, like I said, and I was only there for a week and I mean,

I had a, you know, I got to stay in a, you know, like a barracks that had air conditioning and stuff, you know, because I was a guest but I mean, I had a, you know, I got to stay in a, you know, like a barracks that had air conditioning and stuff. You know, because I was a guest. But I mean, I saw where the other, the people that are there for a year, like where they're, I just, I couldn't believe it.

I honest to fuck could not believe it. I left there after six days going, if I was here for a year, I'd be, I'd lose my fucking mind. Because I was terrified. And I'm, you be, I'd lose my fucking mind because I was terrified and I'm, you know, I'm in the safe place. You know, I did go up though. I got on a helicopter and they flew me up into the mountains to a secret base. And that whole trip up, you know, we, there was potentially us going to get shot down and stuff. And I'm still like, I still think about it. And when I think about it, I get all shaky. And I only had to do that once.

Imagine doing that every fucking day, boys, with people shooting at you. I know a guy that watched some of his fellow soldiers blow up. And he's never been the same since. Boys. I met a kid there. I met a kid. You can't even see that shit. Like, he needs help.

So I wish he could go to a place like you. This kid come up to me in Afghanistan. He was 18. And he come up and he said, will you sign this shirt for me? And I said, yeah, of course. And I start signing it. He goes, yeah, it's my buddy's shirt. He wanted to meet you, but he just died yesterday.

He just got blown up. And I almost had a fucking heart attack when he told me that. I still look i get rage freaked out right and how's that fair that 18 year old could come home oh he was the guy could tell just by looking at the guy he was fucking not not well right i mean he just he was just with his buddy the day before and he's like he wanted to get his shirt signed but he got killed like that's fact you don't just walk away from that going, oh, well, that guy's probably still fucked, and he has nowhere to get help.

And you can't take a 20-year-old and say to him, go home, smoke pot, and rot in your basement, shake it off, and go get a job or go back to school, and he's traumatized. And that's not how it works. You know, i got a friend named christian lillington who is a really good friend of mine he loves you guys he was in a chanuk helicopter in afghanistan that's what i was in he gets shot down out of the sky by an rpg while he was in the helicopter and the pilot gets all kinds of awards because he lands a helicopter

with it on fire with christian on the helicopter yeah a hero. Yeah. But he gets lost in the system and disregarded it because he asked for help. We know guys that lost their legs. Yeah. Right in Afghanistan. And they, you know, they don't get, they got basically told to go fuck themselves when they got home.

Right. That's not fair. No! Because if they don't do their job, we don't live in Canada. We don't live free anymore. That's right. If they don't do their job, we don't live in Canada. We don't live free anymore. That's right. If they don't do their job.

If anybody should be taken care of, it's the people that are taking care of everybody. That's right. So, I mean, it's bullshit. And so we got to do this. This is why I brought them, boys. Let's do a shout out to the nurses, too, because COVID has absolutely devastated the health care community and the frontline workers. Because you know what? I was scared going to the fucking grocery store during COVID and there's

people behind the counter, you know, teenagers working there during a pandemic. That's crazy. Right. It's truck drivers. There's a lot of mental health is really fucked. A lot of people since COVID hit and the shooting in Nova Scotia and you know, and the snowbird going down, there's been a lot of, and the helicopter going down off the coast of, you know, and the snowbird going down. There's been a lot of... And the helicopter going down off the coast of, you know, Greece. Grass over in Greece. It's been devastating for Nova Scotia.

We deserve, you know, we deserve goodness. Cracked armor. People need to go. Cracked armor and we'll help you, you know. Thanks, boys. Try to raise some fucking money here and get this. But imagine if he could get that place going. That'd be fantastic.

No, it's a wicked cause. That'd be fantastic. No, it's a wicked cause. That'd be fantastic. It's going to happen. Cracked armor. We'll help you. I appreciate that, man. I mean, I don't know what we can do other than... Well, I hope the fuck next time we're talking to you,

you have the money and it's open and... You guys come down, hang out. Maybe you could play for the... Maybe you could do a little fundraiser down the forest. If you get her going, I'll fucking bring the shit rockers down there and we'll have a big concert. Get a big bonfire going. Big bonfire. We'll have a big concert for all the forest. If you get her going, I'll fucking bring the shit rockers down there and we'll have a big concert. Get a big bonfire going.

Big bonfire. We'll have a big concert for all the people. Harvest whatever you want down there. This is sounding better and better. Supply the crowd

with whatever. There you go, Ricky. You know what he's talking about. We need somebody to work security. I'll supply the crowd. This guy, security. Security.

I'd rather not do, I'd rather, you know, participate in other things. Yeah, he'll be overlooking at the horses. He'll be on the horses. Why can't you stop that? Tracking out their undercarriages. You could do a pose down.

You could do a pose down on stage. Win a date with Julian. Ten bucks a pose. I would do a pose for cracked armor. Just like hard bodies in the palestines. Remember the fucking hard body's best leg contest, boys? You'd be right into that shit. Holy fuck.

I used to work there. It was terrible. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we're going to help. We're going to try to get this going. Cracked arm or everybody go. I didn't get to talk about any of my shit.

It's okay. We don't want to hear about that shit today. It's for a good cause. You actually shut me up, which is hard to do. Some things you talk about are pretty fucked up. You could do one thing, Ricky. Do one thing. You've got something interesting. Nothing.

Well, is there something fucked there you want to talk about? One thing for you, the UK's oldest cat brothers, they're 21, they're looking for a new home. The who's? The oldest cats. The oldest cats? Two brothers, they're 21. Oh, get me the address. I'll call them right now.

I'll take those kitties off their heads. It was a North Carolina priest that peed on a woman mid-flight. She was sleeping and she woke up and he had his cock out and was shaking it off. Why was he doing that? A priest? I guess he's quite well-known. He's even more well-known now. That's a lot of time.

Imagine waking up and there's a priest at your side. He's shaking off his cock. You'd want to smack him, but he's a priest. It's a weird one. That's a tough call. Did they figure out why he did it? Show up to PTC now. She will.

She will. She's coming to the comma. She's not doing it. I would need to come see after that. He must have snapped. I mean, that's not normal. No, that's not. This is weird.

It's not normal to take a leak on somebody who's sleeping. All right, Buzz, we've got to get back to work, man. We've got some work to do. We should have some money for you by the end of today. You got your cotton torch? Ricky. Get your cotton torch, take your friend home, and let's get some money for charity.

All right. 50% to you, 50% to Halloween, because we, and let's get some money for charity. All right. 50% to you, 50% to Halloween, because we have to have the best Halloween ever for the kids this year. That's a good call. This year has been fucked for the kids. I'll drive you back to the store. I'll drive you. Okay, boys? Nice to meet you, boys.

All right. Yeah, nice to meet you. You're actually... For a cop, you're actually really cool. I appreciate that. See, isn't that nice? Wait, here's a four soaked. Where you going, bud? Yeah, that's... He pissed on the floor. No, isn't that nice? Wait, here's a four soaked.

Yeah, that's... No, no, it was my drink. I spilled the whole fucking drink. Yeah, you don't even need to be walking around over there. Let's get out of here. Alright, man. Leonard slept through the whole show.

Ricky. Leonard, wake up! Don't wake up Leonard. Alright, we'll see you later.