Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 22 - Where's Your Head At?!

Episode Date: September 2, 2019

The Boys need to clean up the after last week's Green Jellÿ p**s-fest, as they have a special guest - cluster headaches survivor Tom Termeer! He talks about the world's most painful disease, and how he got his head fixed. Also: The Pennsylvania potato p**ser, falling in love with a dolphin, and Ricky's latest book learnings!

Man, this is fucking trippy. Rick, did you wipe this thing down? No. Well, this thing, the guy that pissed in the fucking jug? Yeah. He was playing with this thing. So that lip part there, you might as well just throw that out. Man, that's a fucking valuable piece of equipment.

Look, there's still fucking piss on all this shit down here. All this stuff. Clean it up, then. That weed was down by Buddy's sack, okay? So clean that up. When you burn it, it cleans it. Well, it doesn't really clean it when you're fucking smoking it. Do you know if you know how long two sides of a triangle is,

you can get the other part gotten figured out? The other side? What? Yeah. If you know two sides, you can get to... Well, yeah, kind of. That's fucking cool, man. You mean, well, they both go down like that,

and then they just hook up, man. I don't know, but there's actually this formula, checkmarked with a line that goes over the number. Yeah, that's kind of dividing by, man. Don't even get into dividing. Just fucking work on the fucking multiple, you know, adding. It's called a root. Multiplying, whatever.

Hey, boys. Hey, what's up? Hey, boys. Hey, what's up? Look who I got with me. This is Tom. Hey, man. That's Julian. Yeah, good. Rick, you say hi to Tom.

Hey, Tom. Just watch over this shit. He had a part of his piss everywhere. Boys, remember when I was on the thing trying to get the money on the cameos and the GoFundMe? Yeah, I remember that. That's him. That's his head right there.

Awesome, man. That's his head right there, the real head. Okay, that's very nice, man. So we're going to have the thing. We're going to do the thing, and you're on it. Let's go. We're doing this? We gotta do the perk after dark. That's today?

It's right now, Ricky. Here, you can sit right there, Tom. Come on, boys. We gotta do this because, Ricky. Yes? Have you seen the one from last week that we did? I'm just, he hasn't cleaned up yet, Pops. Ricky, that was fucked. Those guys were a little fucking nuts,

I have to admit, all right? A little nuts? We had guys here last week from a band called Green Jello, and they were fucked. Buddy was pissing in a cup. They were trying to fucking crowd surf me. And it smells like ass and cock in here. Dirty, dirty stuff.

Julian. The dirty asses and the dirty here. Dirty, dirty stuff. Julian. The dirty asses and the dirty... Well, you definitely know what those both smell like. Well, yeah, because you were like, you were with them for a week, man. He means that Julian's into them. He's always close to them. I didn't mean that.

That's what he means. You know what? It was a fucking good party for a couple nights. Then it just got out of hand. They stayed here for over a goddamn week. They're fucking nuts. Have you ever had crazy people infiltrate your house and stay for a week that wear costumes

and think they're puppet aliens? Well, yeah. They have the same last name as me. They do? Yeah. They show up. They don't leave. Oh, you mean relatives come over. Yeah. That happens, yeah. It happens with us, but we don't.

I wouldn't know. What the fuck is this doing in here? What, Ricky? Olympic figure skating, volume one. Well, probably one of those weird fellas had it in their bag. Oh, man, you know what that's used for? Put that thing down. Ricky, put it down.

What, put it down? Put the whole fucking case down. Yeah, that's probably been... That's material for those guys. They're on the road, they're, it's material. What, jacking? Yes. These guys are fucking insane.

To Brian Boitano? Oh, what? Who? Brian Boitano is in that. Who's Brian Boitano? See this guy doing the fucking splits? The famous figure skater. I don't know who the fuck you're talking about.

Famous figure skater. No, I'm sure you don't. I don't know who Brian fuck you're talking about. Famous figure skater. I'm sure you don't. I don't know who Brian Montana is. You watch every fucking form of dancing. Who does? Every form of dancing. Dirty. Dirty's your favorite type.

Katerina Witt. You know her. Don't know her. Never heard of her. Oh, shit. Oksana Bayou? No. I know that Natalie Nikomanich or whatever the fuck her name is.

I know her. That's about it. I apologize about my friends. This is just how they do it. Say it, Ricky, or Julian, say it. Why do I? I thought I wasn't the guy doing that. Well, you're the closest one to the camera.

Closest? It's right there, bubs. What's up, motherfuckers? This is Perk After Dark. We've got a nice guest with us here today. Yes, Tom. Tom, Tom what? Tom Tremere.

Is that how you say it? Yeah, that's good. Tom Tremere. So people might remember, a while back I did a GoFundMe and got on the Cameo thing there to make money, and then we sent this guy down to New York to get his head fixed. Cluster headaches. That's what he had.

I remember you used to do, like, a podcast at one point, and we'd eat. Was that the guy? We were eating shit. I was fucking him up a little bit. Was that? Eating? Oh, man.

Remember we were crunching? No, that was Moon Bear. Oh, Moon Bear. Remember? Okay. I was going to apologize, but... No, and you know what? I'm going to give...

I don't usually give Julian a compliment but when I was doing that he didn't even try to steal the money. So I thought that was pretty shocking. It was for a good cause. I could have made you a lot more money. No, you could have stole it. Well, that's the way charity goes. You think all the money goes to charity

and stuff? No. People usually take about 10%, 20%. Yeah, criminals. Not criminals. Well, there's a lot of charities going on. It's called a fee or something, isn't it?

It's called a fee, man. Services. Yeah. So we could have did something like that. I could have taken it up to the next level, but everything worked out.

So you got to New York. You got the stem cells and that. So tell the people that have been watching this how, are you feeling better? My life has changed 100%. I have a fucking list of shit wrong with me like this, and it's about down to here.

And every day, every fucking day, it's like 10% better, 15% better, 20%. I'm a different person. That's so good to hear. Yeah. And tell, I want people to realize this thing you have, cluster headaches, like how fucked is it? Trigeminal cephalgic neuralgia is the world's most painful disease. So imagine somebody taking a hot ice pick and ramming it through your eye into your brain for, I don't know,

eight hours a day for every day of your life. That's insane. Yeah. Imagine that, boys. Transorbital lobotomy every fucking day. That's basically the pain level, yeah. That is insane. Yeah. So I've been... Imagine that, boys. Transorbital lobotomy every fucking day. That's basically the pain level, yeah. That is fucked. Yeah.

That fixed my head, my aphasia. Aphasia is when you talk and you either can't get the words out or you stutter. That stopped my libido. Made my bird like this. Made his bird. Yeah. Got his bird back up to life. Got the bird back.

That's a good thing. Oh, yeah. Resurrected the bird back that's a good oh yeah resurrected the bird yeah yeah yeah everything's been great my back sciatic uh i i forgot how much was wrong with me and how much better i am today that's amazing good man there you go boys incredible that's pretty decent that's decent so what's the deal like anybody else that has cluster headaches they can now say hey there's a way of fucking helping this? There's hope. There's hope.

There's hope. That's fucking good, man. That's great news. You know, my case is a little different. I'm more of an anomaly. I had four brain surgeries. Fuck. I don't think there's too many people in the world

who had that many surgeries for what I have. And the surgeries, actually, a lot of them made me sicker. Yeah. New headaches and new pains, a lot of them made me sicker. Yeah. New headaches and new pains, and I'm a different person. That's fucking awesome, man. Ricky, he had to be screwed into a machine where they hold him still, and then they fucking drill right into her.

Awake. Awake. You don't, there's no feeling in the brain, is there? No, it feels like a Black & Decker cordless drill. If you squeeze the trigger and put it against your head, that vibration, that's what you feel. If you feel it. Maybe we should have them take a look in Ricky's.

I've been saying that for years, man. What would it do? They should be fucking scanning your brain to see what the fuck's going on. Well, I don't mean they should be right in there, like take your top of your head off or anything, but they should do some scans. They should do some scans.

Compare it to other people's. Because there's some parts that aren't working that great, and that'll come up. It comes up as like a dark thing, doesn't it? What is that supposed to mean? Brain it to other people's. Because there's some parts that aren't working that great, and that'll come up. It comes up as like a dark thing, doesn't it? What is that supposed to mean? Brain? I'm just saying, Ricky. It comes up as a dark patch.

Some parts that work better than everybody else's maybe, though. Well, that's true. That's true. That's another way of looking at it. Here's dope growing, Perk. You might see all kinds of lights and shit going off, like up there, right? Yeah.

Yeah, his dope circuits, man. Lights are cool. Ricky, you know what? He smokes dope, too. Nice. Just right? Yeah. Yeah. Lights are cool. Ricky, you know what? He smokes dope, too. Nice. Just a little bit. Yeah? Does that help?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I think it helps everybody. It does help everybody. More people need to know. More people need to know about stem cell and how marijuana helps. It's definitely...

And mushrooms, he said. Mushrooms. Yeah. Yeah. All right. You've got some mushrooms, he said. Mushrooms. Yeah. Yeah. All right, you've got some problems with your head. Come to Sunnyvale. We've got a sale right now on mushroom and weeds. A little combo pack.

What? We have lots right now. We can sell it. I know. They're legalizing mushrooms. Where? Colorado? Colorado, yeah.

That's pretty fucking awesome. They're actually doing research on, like, LSD and mushrooms for cluster headaches. I think it's John Hopkins now. They're actually doing research on, like, LSD and mushrooms for cluster headaches. I think it's John Hopkins now. Decent. Yeah. So you went to New York. What happens at stem cell?

They puncture, they put a thing in your back? He takes, like, a long spike about this long, and first they freeze an area on your pelvis about where your belt line is, and then they twist it in you. It goes in, I don't know, how deep? About that deep. And then they twist it in you. It goes in, I don't know, how deep? About that deep. And then they take a syringe. It's probably maybe an inch and a half, two inches wide in depth, and they suck out the bone marrow,

and they put it in a centrifuge, and it separates the stem cells. Then they put it in me intravenously, then a nasal cannula, like a bong. You should try that. Get a bong hit of his own stem cells yeah what did that taste like i think i ordered a pizza after and then they did a nasal drip decent no decent very painless um that's good hour and a half like my one brain surgery was seven hours

laying on that table and in and out hour and half, when we went for dinner after, it was great. That's amazing. Yeah, it was awesome. That is awesome. Should have done that first. But they don't tell me this stuff, so. No, they, you know. Should have went to dinner first?

Yeah, yeah, for sure. Here, boys, cheers. Cheers, man. I'm getting right on the liquor today. Are you? You know what, I think I'm finally recovering from those crazy fucks, boys. Cheers. Cheers, man. I'm getting right on the liquor today. Are you? You know what? I think I'm finally recovering from those crazy fucks, so... Parmesan. I think I can do it.

Nice. Man, I've been fucked this week from last week. Those guys were a handful, man. Cheers, man. Yeah, they were too much. You can't have people like that. No pain. You can't have people like that living at the house.

You said they were living under the trailer. They were hiding in the day and coming out at night, scaring the fucking bejesus out of me. I thought they were done and gone. No. You've got to stay away from people like that. Especially when you're high and drunk and it's like fucking 2 a.m. and all of a sudden this mask comes around the corner.

You're like, Jesus Christ. Okay, three of the guys were in their underwear and they said they were naked for a long time. They were naked for most of it, actually. Nothing happened, they just liked to not wear clothes. Where's that cup of piss, by the way? I have no idea. I hope this ain't it.

No, it was a red cup. That's definitely not the piss cup. What do you got on your smart box, Julian? Just a bunch of stupid things, man. I didn't know when you snap your finger, where do you think the sound's coming from? It comes from your finger. And what else?

No. Where do you think it comes from, Ricky, when I do that? Where's the sound? Sounds like it's right up there, right by the thumb, right? No. That's what it sounds like. It's your thumb smacking part of your thumb, your finger. I didn't know that, Bob.

That's what I'm trying to tell you. I did not know that. It's not your finger and your thumb. It's your finger and your thumb your thing know that Bob's that's what I'm trying to tell you I did not know that it's not your finger and your thumb it's your finger and your finger hitting this little hand drum yeah it's a palm your thumb drum your thumb drum let's play the thumb drums you didn't know that and do you know where the sound comes when you crack a whip? From the, uh, no. Breaking the sound barrier. The sound barrier. Yeah, I did know that.

I didn't know that. Remember, you used to masturbate watching Indiana Jones? I did not used to masturbate watching that. I'm just teasing you. What else you got? And you can't actually hum while holding your nose. I think we already said that before, didn't we? Yeah, we did.

Well, Ricky proved it. Elvis Presley, did you know that he's actually? Oh, he's an Elvis expert. He's a blonde. He was a natural blonde. Yep. Elvis. Yep.

He knows all kinds of things about Elvis. Betty White, she's older than sliced bread. How old is sliced bread? Don't know. Oh, that was in the 40s. Was it the 40s? Or the 50s. They didn't used to have sliced bread.

I think it's older than that, man. I think it's like the 30s. Could be. All right. There's not much on here. Oh, your fucking tongue has like a print, like your fingerprints. No, it doesn't. Yeah.

So this might be some way of making some money. Ricky, when you get printed when you go to jail, do they ever roll your tongue in the ink? No. They should. They should? Where are you going to leave your tongue print in a crime scene? Well, I guess certainly the bad ones.

If you're stealing envelopes. Yeah. If you're stealing envelopes, they're gonna have fine dots for tongue prints. Where were you thinking, Ricky? Well, I guess, yeah, you might find on the back of a stamp or something. Where else?

Well, you know. What else do you lick? What else do you lick on a regular basis, Ricky? Could be some weird freaky guy that licks your face or something. Okay. Not what I was talking about. Not what I was thinking. What were you guys thinking?

I wasn't. You hear about the girls on the roller coaster and hit a fucking bird doing 70 miles an hour? That would suck. Right in the fucking head. The bird didn't fare very good. She's all right, just a little bruised and fucked up. That would suck. Right in the fucking head. The bird didn't fare very good. She's all right, just a little bruised and fucked up. Fuck, man.

Where did it hit her? Right in the fucking head. A bird? Yeah. White. She said, I remember the bird was white. She was seen in the stars. She was covered in feathers.

So did it splat on her? I think so, yeah. I don't think it was. I think it just exploded. Bet she's got a headache. Get it? Headache joke. Yeah, it's...

So you're probably, like, an expert on headaches. A little bit, a little bit. I have four. Four different types of headaches. Tensions, migraines, clusters, and the one they can't diagnose. Jesus. Wow. Fuck. they can't diagnose. Jesus. Wow. Fuck.

They can't diagnose the fourth one. No. They don't know what it is. They don't know how to treat it. I've had migraines and they're bad enough I can't imagine going to another level. Holy fuck. It's fun getting... What's a cluster like compared to a migraine?

Paper cut to a bullet wound. Jesus Christ. Whoa. All right. All right. That's a good way of fucking saying that, right? that's a good way of saying that's a good analogy it's a good analogy jesus murphy do you know that yoda and miss piggy were the same voiced by the same person what do you mean voiced yoda and miss piggy what do you mean bubs come on what come on yoda's voice is not what isgy's voice. Yoda is not real, man.

Yes, he is. He's like a fucking puppet. Yoda was real. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, yeah. Yoda was not real. Come on. I thought he was just a really old... You too.

Yeah. I was joking. He's not. Yeah, I was too. Ricky, did you think Yoda was a real person? He kind of looks like an old Mr. Miyagi or something. You thought he was just a little short man acting. Did you think they painted him green or did you think he was green?

I thought he had something wrong with his liver. I don't know. What? So you thought Yoda was an actor. No, he did. He was an alcoholic. Who had a problem with his liver, and he was only what, three feet tall?

And what did you think went up with his fucking ears, Ricky? Some people have weird ears like that. They get in a lot of fights and shit. He's talking about MMA guys with the fucking, you know. They don't have big Yoda ears. Well, maybe he's part horse.

I don't know. What part of him would be horse? Other than his ears. Yoda ears. Well, maybe he's part horse. I don't know. What part of him would be horse? His ears. Other than his ears. Can't just have horse ears. Maybe he had a horse cock. Never find out. So Yoda and Miss Piggy were the same person?

Same person voiced them, yeah. Imagine the money that person made. A lot. Well, yeah. A lot. Wow. Yeah. Fucking Yoda. You kidding me? Miss Piggy?

If you ever go to a Walmart in Pennsylvania, don't buy potatoes. This woman was caught pissing all over the potatoes, I guess. Why? She got away, but then she turned herself in. Why was she pissing on the potatoes? I'm guessing she was probably hammered, but didn't really say. But there's video of it. It's fucking weird. See if you can pull up the Pennsylvania...

You know there used to be a Walmart and you got a piss? Wasted. Like, fuck, look at that big bin of potatoes over there. Perfect for rocking the pisses. Just Google the Pennsylvania pisser. There was somebody that we were doing... We were investigating that for a little while. Well, that was the pooper.

That was the pooper. That was the pooper. Long Island pooper. That was the pooper. That was the pooper. Long Island pooper. Or wherever he was from. All right, this is coming up, man. You got her? The Pennsylvania pisser? The Pennsylvania potato pisser.

Alliteration. Three Ps. Yeah, but that's what I like. It says, you're in trouble. That's a pretty good headline. Her name is Grace Brown. It is Grace Brown. Yeah, she's how old? 20, she turned herself into the police

for pissing on potatoes. What would you get charged with? And revulsion online, people were freaking out online, man. Oh yeah. Because you imagine how many fucking potatoes they sell at Walmart. And then Walmart's like, don't worry, we got rid of the potatoes right away. But did they?

How do they know which potatoes had piss on them? They would have thrown all the fucking potatoes in the store. They might have washed them. What would she get charged with, does it say? It sure does, Bubbs.

Public urination, public indecent. Open lewdness, criminal mischief, disorderly conduct, and public drunkenness. There's a person. She was drunk.

She was fucking wasted. I want to see the video, though. Hanging out with your piss flaps in public, is that a charge? That's bludeness, man, I think. Piss flaps out in public? Yeah, you can't do that. Piss flaps on potatoes.

That sounds like a band or something, doesn't it? That's why your mom keeps getting pecked up. Pops, man. What? I was just showing, like like a slideshow of her. Oh, wait now. Why the fuck can't I hear this? Which she allegedly did.

All right. Again, we're taking it. Buddy's afraid to say piss. ...into Western Mifflin Police where she faces charges of open lewdness, criminal mischief, disorderly conduct, and public drunkenness. Channel 11 this afternoon asked her attorney the one question on everyone's mind. Why? You know, at this point I can't comment on exactly why she did

what she allegedly did. Again, we're taking it one step at a time. She's addressing any medical issues she may have. Dude, she was drunk. She pissed on potatoes. Why couldn't you have just said that? We don't know why she... She was fucking wasted.

She was wasted. She couldn't find the bathroom and she pissed on our potatoes. Fucking lady's done way worse things than that, man. Than pissing on fucking potatoes. Yes. Drunk. Come on.

The other weird one... Come up with a better story, Rick. All right, how about this one? You ever pissed on potatoes? I might have. How about this headline? Sexually frustrated dolphin forced closure of a beach in France. What was he doing?

He was starting to rub his junk up against people and boats and he was fucking in heat. Did he get it in? Fucking pick some woman up in the air with his snout and then he wouldn't let this other woman go back to shore. He's like, no, no. I'm gonna have some of you. Jesus, Murph.ny little fuckers aren't they well it's weird they want to bang people well they're they're a lot like humans they say you know did you know that there

was a dolphin in the uk and a fella got caught doing stuff to it no he come on it was named freddie the dolphin freddie If I look that up right now. You Google Freddy the Dolphin. Freddy, who got banged by a dude. This dolphin was named Zafar.

Zafar. UK, 1991. Yes. Is that it? Freddy the Dolphin? It was the UK. Read the story. Court clears

swimmer of indecency with fucking dolphin. Did he have a lot of money? I don't know. I just remember it. Years ago. Look up zooms. Molested flipper?

He got on top of him, and he put something in his blowhole. And people witnessed it. He didn't bang his blowhole. He, you read it. Freddy the dolphin. He has some ball. I'd be worried the blowhole would be able to cut it right off. The what?

Isn't it like a little sunroof? There's a whole fucking web page about this fucking guy. Ricky, it's just a, it could squeeze it you would think though, pretty, pretty tough. You wouldn't want blowhole squeezing you. I wouldn't think. It would be 360 degree pressure. I can't believe you're even thinking. Did you find it? I can't believe you're thinking of how fucking the pressure.

Well, he said it would cut it off like a sunroof. Well, you could try first putting like a baguette in and see what happens to that. If it gets too compressed or cut. Or, or just leave the poor fucking things blow all alone. Oh, no, I agree. I'm just saying that guy is fucking ballsy. It's used for breathing. It's not a sex hole.

Who the fuck would bang a dolphin, man? Like, this is... Did you find it? It's not really... So it's true, right? It's true, but no, they fucking... Tougher laws to protect the friendly dolphins. Okay, this might be it.

Stop fucking the dolphins. I'm telling you, his name was Freddy, and a fella jumped on top of him. The problem with this horny dolphin, I think, is that there's some twisted people out there, and they might be like, oh, there's a horny dolphin. Maybe I should go for a little swim. Is that what they're worried about?

Oh, that's what I'd be worried about. If you put out a warning, sometimes it's like advertising for all the weirdies. You ever wanted to be with a horny dolphin? Here's your chance. If that blowhole guy was still alive, he'd be, like, fucking moving to France right now. Well, yes, that's what made me think of it. Jesus.

I can't find it. They'd be dating us in no time. I can't get it, man. What? I can't find it. Who's the dog? Oh, okay, Freddy the dog. Okay. Freddy the dog? The it, man. What? I can't find it. Who's the... Oh, okay. Freddie the dog. Okay.

Freddie the dog? The dolphin, man. Got to move on because I can't find it. Shouldn't be hard to find. Well, Bob, I mean, who wants to see it? Who had sex with Dolly the... There's another one. Dolly the dolphin.

Oh, I don't... Man who had sex for a year with a captive dolphin one Dolly the dolphin oh I don't know man who had sex with a year for a year with a captive dolphin called Dolly speaks about their long fucking love affair fuck oh my god

she seduced him okay right how I don't know do they I don't fucking know man had sex with

a little bit was there any foreplay? In the 70s. Okay, the encounter took place because the fucking animals seduced him. 63 claims that he fell for Dolly, the bald-nosed dolphin. He lived at the now defunct Florida land. Okay, this is in Sarasota, man. Jesus Christ.

Murphy, I didn't want to open this can of fucking worms. You brought it up. This is a can of tuna. Here. This is a can of tuna, man. This is a can of something. Holy fuck. Maybe we can talk about something else. Mm-hmm.

What do you got, Ricky? I got nothing else, so hopefully you do. Did you... Where's your book that I brought you? Which one? Math or English? The English book. Did you read it? It's in my... It's at my desk. Did you read it? Here, I'll get it. I did.

Did you get my calculator? Yeah, I was doing math when you guys walked in. Yes, this one. I want a rapid vocabulary builder. Look. It's working, too. Is it? Fuck yeah. You should hear the words I've been using. Hit me with some. Rapid vocabulary builder.

Filament. Filament. F-I-L-A-M-E-N-T? Yeah. Filament, Ricky. What is it? Filament. Do you know what it means the same as gel-lay-ton? Gelatin?

Gesture. What? Hireling. What do you mean it means the same? In-famous. And Joan Dice. Those words don't mean the same thing. What are you talking about?

Well, they're all in the same group here. No, Ricky, let me see. Don't you watch a book like that. Let same group here. No, Ricky, let me see. I don't want to give them a book like that. Let me see it. No, Ricky. Is that what you've been doing? Yeah. No, you're supposed to read the definition and then pick which one it is.

What do you mean? They're not, they don't all mean that. Well, what the fuck would they have them all see? It's a quiz. Way to go, book. Way to go. It's not a rapid vocabulary builder. It's a fucking head fuck.

Now I gotta relearn it all. Ricky. My God, here. So indigo and lagoon don't mean the same thing. No, Ricky. What the fuck? You're supposed... It's a multiple choice fucking quiz. God damn it.

So now... Oh, his brain's gonna be fucked now. So abandon and canopy are different? Totally different. A canopy is like a... Oh, don't even bother. What about... an igloo and muff? Not the same thing.

An igloo and a muff? Mm-hmm. What does it say the definition of that is? and muff. Not the same thing. An igloo and a muff? What does it say the definition of that is? Well, here's your choices. Pertaining to or caused by disease, sickly, unhealthy. Here's your words. Let's play a game, Julian. I think you're smart.

Your choices are igloo, keystone, Keystone L-I-E-U Lou Morbid Muff And natal Okay So what's pertaining to or caused by disease, sickly, unhealthy, mentally gloomy I don't remember the choices I'm kidding because there's like fucking seven of them An Eskimo dome-shaped...

Igloo! Final answer. Yep, maybe. That was easy. Let's check the answers. Well, Ricky, oh my God, I can't believe you. That's an igloo, Rick. That's an igloo.

Fucking Jesus, I hate that book now that it's realized that I've been doing it wrong. What a fucking asshole. Fuck you. What's wrong? What a fucking asshole. Fuck you. Well, I've been reading up on this dolphin thing and it's like, you remember Penthouse Forum? Penthouse Forum, yes.

This guy could have a little story in there. Talking about what he did. Penthouse wouldn't print that story. I'm telling you, man, this is what this guy did. He was on camera saying- The classy people at Penthouse. He was saying I started rubbing her along her back, working my way to her flukes.

That's her tail. And as I was rubbing her, I moved my hand towards her tail. Dolly was slowly rubbing around her long axis. Her what? That's her axis. Rubbing around her long axis. Just into it, man. Probably from her dorsals down to her flukes.

This guy's a sick mother fucker. Malcolm Brenner, you okay? I think he's not around anymore I don't think. Fuck you anyway. I'm done. That was quite a thing. That was quite a thing. How's your head? Let's go smoke a joint. I think that's what we need. That sounds fucking pretty god damn good to me. If people want to look up your stuff online, where do they look? www.clusterheadsurvivor.blogspot or you can go on YouTube and check out my videos

on Clusterhead Survivor, all one word, no spaces. There you go. Nice. There you go. Do you want to go smoke some dope with them, Julian? Yes, I do. I sure do, bud. Do you have dope?

I certainly do. Ricky? I certainly do as well. Do you have dope? I certainly do. Ricky? I certainly do as well. I figured you'd be happy about that. All right, so are we, who's on here next week? Do we know or is it just- We don't know that. No, it's just-

We're gonna go for it. All right, here, give me a kiss then. I'm not, why do I wanna give you a kiss? Give me kisses. Bob, get the fuck away from me. Come on. You give him a kiss. I already did.

Kisses, Julian. No, I'm not giving you a kiss, Bob.