Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 23 - Tricky Peaky Sparkly F**ky Treaters

Episode Date: November 2, 2020

Happy Halloween, everybody! The Boys and Randy are going all out for the annual costume contest - who looks decent, and who looks f**ked as f**k?! Also: Getting learnt by male sex dolls, lizard holes, and Ricky's COVID candy pipe!

Hello! Today I will make a simple and delicious Boys! We're gonna get this done. We're getting dressed, Joe. We ain't just old fucking horses. We're getting dressed, Julian. Just hold your fucking horses. I'm almost ready, man. My costume's a lot more fucking intricate than I thought.

Come on, guys. Let's get this going. Randy, fuck off. Your costume's nothing to do. This is fucking... Oh, man, this is fucked up. Are you ready, Randy? I'm ready. I've been ready forever. You can go first. Okay, Julian the fuck out. You go first. Okay, Julian, the Halloween costume contest is underway.

Awesome. You guys got like a screwdriver or a fucking knife or something in here? Hey, Julian. Happy Halloween. Who the fuck are you supposed to be? I'm Elton John! Oh my Jesus. I'm still standing.

Randy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck are you doing here? I'm in the contest. I'm gonna win best contest. I am. I'm best dressed for sure. Just shut up, Randy. Come on, look at me. I got the tight pants on. I don't wanna fucking look at you, Randy. I even got a little bit of glitter on my nipples.

Elton John would do that. I got the glasses and the hat and check out my buns, Julian. I'm not checking out your fucking buns, Randy. I got tight little buns. Okay, get the fuck out of the way, Randy. Okay. Holy fuck. Why don't you invite him?

Bugs, you look awesome, man. I know I do, Ricky. Just hang on. Hey! Foggs you look awesome man. I know I do Ricky just hang on Holy shit man. Jack it out. What the fuck are you? Mr. T-nut Get it, okay. Yeah, I get it Get it. I'm mister. Where'd you get the cold man? What? The cold? That's fucking hot. There's some chains I fucking sprayed up. Okay, that's cool.

That's not real gold, though, is it? That's not real gold. I just get it. You're a peanut? I'm Mr. Peanut, but I'm Mr. T. I'm fucking Mr. T-nut. All right, boys, let me know when you're ready. Getting fucking a headache here.

Okay, Ricky. Come in. Come on in. Ricky's costume's pretty fucked, I must say. What in the fuck? Yeah! The winner! On my dad's party table, man. Check it out, got a piece of hash and an old sock. Remember when Ray used to have the old party table? It's the party table in the house. Ricky dressed up as his party table. Okay yeah. That looks about right. I helped him glue it all down. Can you get in your seat Ricky? I don't know

man it's a little heavier than I was expecting, I have to say. Alright. That's a pretty awesome costume though. That's, well, you're losing shit man. Oh yeah, there we go. Did you glue all the chips together in that bowl? Where's my fucking chair at? Here Randy, pull up the chair. Okay guys.

What do you think, Jolene, who's the winner? Mr. T? Not obviously. Oh no man, man. Look at this shit. Mr. Party Table. I bet there's no one else in the world dressed like this. Well, everybody loves Elton John. Come on. He's famous. All right. You know what? Bob's out of nowhere, man. What? I might have to go with Party Table. Yeah! Are you serious? Because it's just so fucked that he's probably the only party table that's ever fucking been a party table.

Oh, yeah, and there's probably fucking tons of Mr. T-nuts roaming around, eh? Yeah, but they just finished doing that commercial where the buddy fucking died and came back and, you know. I know, but this is the original. I'm the original. Look, I've got the cane. It is a good costume, man. Randy, your costume's fucked. What are you supposed to be? I'm Elton John. I even got the tight pants on. Jesus Christ. I even got a...

Randy, what do you got stuffed in your pants? That's my penis. That's... Jesus. All rock stars have big penises. Jesus Christ, Randy. I thought he was fucked. What's he doing here, anyway?

Now, what is he doing here? I don't know. I'm going to win the contest. Come on. I was going to sing. Do's he doing here anyway? What is he doing here? I don't know. I'm going to win the contest. Come on. I was going to sing. Do you want me to sing? You're not winning any contest. Ricky, you've got to fucking do something.

There we go. He's got some chips up here. You should have sprayed some more flour. I need some fucking support. Is this a real joint, Ricky? What the fuck do you think? You've got a porn tape up here. Well, the old man was into porn.

What can I say? Holy frig. Some pills? That's a party table. Show me your nipples, Randy. How'd you do that? Well, it was a very complicated process. I used some wood glue,

and I just put it on and put some glitter on. Oh, Randy, you can't do it. Found my old sunglasses, boys. I was looking for those for a while. They're fucking stuck to the carpet. Rick, do you have stuff glued onto yourself? Wait, now, is that the carpet that was in your bedroom? Yes.

And he just ripped the fucking... Yes, he ripped it out first. I need a new carpet in there anyway. Fuck off. He got a sock as a cock. Oh, yeah, I didn't even notice the place we were at. Sock cock. So who do you think, Julian? You definitely didn. Oh, yeah, I didn't even notice the place we were at. Sock cock. So who do you think, Julian?

You definitely didn't win, Randy, okay? This is friggin'... Shut up. You needn't even come close to winning. Maybe you didn't see me with my monocle lined up. Well, happy fucking Halloween, everybody. Yeah, it's all right, guys. Happy Halloween. Julian, who are you supposed to be? Just a gangster?

Peaky Blinders, you idiot. Peaky Blinders? Peaky Blinders, you idiot. Peaky Blinders, that television show that he beats off to. I don't beat off the Peaky Blinders. You love the Peaky Blinders, fella. Actually, there's some good scenes in that fucking movie. Fucking Moe and Trent did some job decorating the trailer, huh? They sure did. It's nice, man.

I like it a lot, Ricky. You should keep it like this. Have you had any kids yet, Ricky? Go to the fucking pipe, you little fuckers. Ready? Coming at ya. See, I rigged this up, Julian. Here, give him some fucking chocolate. Fuck for COVID, Julian.

You just had a tough year. Hold on a second. Got some chocolate coming your way, too. That's a great idea. What the hell are you in, you little fuckers? There was already a hole in it. I wish I could see your costumes, but I'm sure they're awesome. Probably not as awesome as mine, but... There was already a hole in his trailer, so I just stuffed a pipe out there.

Now it's COVID rules. He can just send candy right out into the yard. Yeah, we can't open doors. We got no masks, but oh well. That's it, Randy. I pity the fool. the fool eat the fucking kids treats you got lots of treats i pity the fool that was in the anaphylactic shock that was get it no man i don't get it that's what happens if you're allergic to peanuts oh yeah you bet it's Mr. T saying it, get it? I pity the fool. Oh, Mr. T was fucked.

He was good. He was tough. Did you welcome people to the... No, I didn't. I'm trying to roll joints. And it's not fucking going great because he's pissed. Welcome to Perk After Dark. I'm your host, Mr. T-Nut. I'm your other host, Mr. Purdy Table.

We got Purdy Table. I'm out, John. John T-Nut. I'm your other host, Mr. Party Table. We got Party Table. I'm out, John. John. And... Peaky fucking blinders. Which Peaky Blinder are you? I don't know, man. I'm just one of them.

I don't know their names. Like, the show can't remember their fucking names, you know? Who's the main guy? The handsome fella. That's probably who you think you are. I like Arthur. He's the crazy one. Well, I think it's Arthur because he had a beard.

I grew the beard kind of, you know. Arthur didn't have a beard, did he? Yeah, he did. I don't think he did. Shut up, Randy. Okay, boy, so. All right, so what are we doing? We've got this thing, the winner. Do I got to pick a winner for real here? Am I the one picking the winner? Yes. The winner gets a five dollar gift card from Tim Hortons. Oh. I thought it was a $500. No, five bucks, Ricky. I wouldn't have went through all this trouble

with five fucking dollars. All right, how about this? It's a tie this year. You two are tied, so split it $250 each. That's a coffee each, Ricky. Here you go. This was definitely worth a free coffee. No losers today, buddy.

Except for... This was definitely worth a free delicious coffee. Next year, I'm not even entering. Why did you think it was $500, Ricky? Where would I get that kind of money? I don't know. I pity the fool that thinks it's $500. Right on.

What? Did it, man. This thing worked. Okay, just be careful when you're smoking them, because I am highly flammable. I think you should get me one of those, Julian. What are you, what? A joint?

Yeah. I didn't win any of them. Go fuck yourself. Gift cards. Why would I give you a joint? I'll give Ricky a joint. You probably heard about these, Randy. Did you hear about the new male fucking sex dolls?

No. I guess they have these great personalities and shit. It could take us out of the game, boys. Sex dolls? What? Yeah, apparently they can fuck like maniacs, and they have real personalities. They talk to the women.

What? And the men. For you, Randy, if you're interested. Wow. That's pretty good, Ricky. How'd you hear that? Male sex dolls? Yeah.

What are you talking about? Where do you get them? I think Real Doll makes a male version now that can just pound the piss out of you or something. Like it's hips, goll? I don't know. Like a jackhammer? We should figure it.

I'd like to see it in action. So would I. Might be able to learn from it. I don't think he can learn from it, but it's... He might know some shit we didn't even think of. Artificial intelligence, man, is probably going to learn. Right. As it's banging, it'll learn moves.

It'll learn what works. It'll be like sensors. Maybe they just made it watch like 500 hours of fucking Peter North movies. And now it's a fuck machine. You know Peter North movies. And now it's a fuck machine. You know Peter North, don't you? Huh? Did you ever meet that guy? I met Peter North.

Oh, do you guys know, is it a cloaca or C-L-O-A-C-A? A what? C-L-O- C-L-O-A-C-A. C-L-O-A-C-A. Cloaca? a what c l o c l o a c a yeah c l o a c a it's a hole in a lizard it's used for shitting pissing and banging and laying eggs what anyway they found a fossilized cloaga dinosaur basically they found a fossilized claw i got a dinosaur basically they found a dinosaur's anus fossilized it's not it was like a lizard well it was a dinosaur but lizards have them they got a cloaca so it was a cloaca which is the thing that you first fossilized dinosaur anus but you said

okay they pissed at shit it did what else it'll? Laid eggs. Laid eggs. And they got banged. And you're banging. It's a fucking many-functioning. Multi-functional. A whole of many functions. Sounds like something your mother used to do back in the day, bubs. That was an Elvis song, wasn't it? A whole of many functions.

Hey, peanut head. What? Your mother had a cloak. All right. Good moment. I'm getting too fucked up, boys. You know what? I'm fine. I'm to get me going. I'm getting too fucked up, boys. You know what? I'm fine.

I'm smoking a lot more. Have you seen my boobs? I want to take a nap now. And they also have these microbots now that can go in your ass. They surf right up your ass cavity into your fucking colon. Why? What's it do? Well, I don't know if it does anything.

A microbe? It's the width of a human hair. How do you build a machine that small? What's it do? Well, I don't know if it does anything. A microwave? It must have a reason. It's the width of a human hair. Like, how do you build a machine that small? It surfs right up your ass, and I guess they can check shit out. I don't know. It surfs. It does, like, somersaults.

Somersaults up your ass or something. Ricky, what were you searching this week? What the fuck are we talking about? Yeah, man. What were you searching? I just thought we were dressing up for Halloween. You were you searching? I just thought we were dressing up for Halloween. You're planning what? Shut up, Reno. Mr. D-Nut.

I didn't even hear you. Oh, boys, you want to hear something crazy that I just read? What? They found a 9,000 year old skeleton, right? In a cave in England somewhere. So they take the cocksucker and they test his DNA. They get some DNA out of the skeleton. And they find out that one of his relatives works just down the street from where the cave was.

He's 9,000 years old. But they found one of his living relatives 300 generations apart. How did he look? Who? The guy that was 9,000 years old. Well, he was dead. It was a skeleton, Ricky. Was he in a mummy way? I don't know. Was he in a mummy way? So one of his relatives, does he look like a caveman? No, he looks like a normal person. He's just regular age living today, Ricky, but he's related. He's great, great, great, great, great, great, great, like times 300. Grandfather was a fucking guy that lived in a cave just down the road. Yeah, but they look different.

They were meandering fellows, and they didn't look like us. They look like apes. Yeah, but I'm saying Does this guy look like a fucking ape? No, he looks like a normal shop keeper in England. But he's got a 9,000 year old skeleton grandfather who worked down the street from him. What does this guy think of him?

Did he look like an ape? I imagine the skeleton did at one point. Before all the meat rotted off his face. So what changed? You guys are missing the point of the story. I saw that movie. That's a scary Halloween movie where the meat gets eaten off. Go to the fucking pipe on the side of the wall there. How old are you?

I'm 15 now. Alright, I got a special treat for you. Ricky, Ricky, don't pour liquor down the... Oh, my God. Enjoy! Ricky, you just gave away a 40-ouncer. Mix that with something. How do you know that they weren't lying about how old they were?

Fuck, you said 15. We've been drinking since we were 12. It's Halloween, man. How often do you get a fucking Halloween on a Saturday night after the fucking pandemic? The kids need to have a good time tonight. I was going to drink that. Don't give them a 40's Halloween, man. How often do you get a fucking Halloween on a Saturday night after the fucking pandemic? The kids need to have a good time tonight. I was going to drink that.

Don't give them a 40-ouncer, man. That's a little, maybe a drink. One of these things or something. What am I going to drink now? You threw my 40-ouncer to the kids.

Are you still there? No, he fucked off. They're going to have a good night tonight. I'll be lined up in the emergency room, but whatever. That's a great idea, though. I pity the fool that takes a 40 ounce on Halloween. What's that for, man?

I'd like to... Use it on Randy? Yeah, maybe whack him in the head with it. I haven't been doing anything, Julian. I've just been sitting here minding my own business. Imagine that. Oh, Julian. What? What's on the pumpkin?

I don't know, boys. I'm not feeling this Halloween thing. It's just, you know. That's because you don't have the Halloween spirit. You just throw on a fucking old vest and... But you look extra handsome, Julian. Shut up, man. Your muscles are sticking out.

Stop it. Doesn't he look good? You don't have the Halloween spirit. Well, usually we'd go out, you know, check out some bars, look at some ladies, go to the aristocrat. Yeah, but it's COVID. And now you can't do that. It's COVID.

I know, it's just not the same thing, man. I got to look at a party table, fucking Elton John and a peanut. A peanut! A peanut. A peanut. I was going to dress up as a two-headed animal. One head was a shark. One head was a snake.

I saw that movie. It was complicated. It was a scary movie. Oh, my fuck. You guys are fucked. If a king cobra fucked a shark, who knows? King cobra fucked a shark. What would you guess? They have venom. Sh sharks don't have venom they just think cobra couldn't a shark anyway he could if he went swimming sneak attack

but his little sharks just have little tiny wieners no not if he swam right inside of the shark and then moved around twisted around yeah excited he's not going to impregnate the shark that way he's just going to cause irritation evolution well he's in there i don't get it man you're not getting it you're overthinking it man boys what was in the candy we ate i don't know you reiki you're not you know what it is normally we're tired But we got some rest Because we're going Right through

Ricky Rest the weekend The Tootsie Rolls I ate I had some Tootsie Rolls too They were sealed Well Re-sealed Oh my fuck

Ricky are you kidding me You're gonna be fine It was a little bit of hash Holy fuck man Don't ruin my Glorious day I I Go to the pipe Go to the fucking pipe Stecking out of the wall It was a little bit of hash. Holy fuck, man. Don't ruin my glorious day.

Go to the pipe. Go to the fucking pipe sticking out of the wall. Please go to the pipe. Cheesies or chips? Throw some treats in there. Get some cheesies? I'm sending down some stuff for you guys. Here's some chocolate.

How many are there? Hold on. More chocolate coming. Oh, those are good. I like that. Oh, Mr. Pig in there. Happy Halloween, fuckers! Here's a cigarette. That's enough.

Ricky, boys, don't be throwing... Well, you gotta have a smoke on Halloween. Where's that joint? Don't be throwing cigarettes to the kids. One won't hurt you. Okay, boys, so it's Halloween around the world. October 31st 2020 um you know what i was thinking julian you know why it's halloween's not as good this year because the

strip clubs are closed well that too i suppose but you know why people don't have the halloween spirit what because they've already been wearing masks for seven months and eating candy every day. Get it? That's not funny, Bubbles. Well, they've been wearing masks and eating candy every day for seven months, so who gives a fuck about Halloween? I do. Kids do, man. Well, I do too,

obviously. Kids need this shit. Put about fucking 60 hours into this costume. I wish I could get my head out the hole. I'll tell you who doesn't have the Halloween spirit this year, a guy named Malcolm Pike, because he fucked up big time. He robbed a bungalow and he left a bag there with

his fucking name and address in the bag. You've done that before, Ricky. Yeah. What'd you do to the bungalow? He broke in. What? He robbed. He robbed the place. He left his bag there and his name and address. That was dumb. He was like, fuck, how'd you guys catch me? I bet you his name was Trevor, wasn't it?

I thought it was not Trevor. No, it was Malcolm. Malcolm Pike. Ricky, you seem really smart. It's nice out here. I've been just inside my peanut the whole time. Yeah, it's kind of tough talking to you with the, you know. Guys, is Ricky getting smarter?

Because he seems like really smart. You know what? If you read. He's got information. What's going on? Here's what I found out. The more you read, the better you get at it. I read a lot.

On the toilet. Yeah, and the more you read, the more you sort of learn shit. It helps you keep regular when you read on the toilet. I had no idea there was. We've been talking about it. This is one reason why we're doing this fucking show, because you're actually doing something. But even today, I didn't know what that word was.

Coca? So I learned a new word. What was it, cloaca? Cloaca? Cloaca. You should read Reader's Digest, Ricky. Reader's Digest is for senior citizens. Yeah, but it's got life like that.

Do they even make that book anymore? I think I've got some old ones that I just keep re-reading. The jokes are still funny. You're so fucked, Randy. What? Name one joke out of a Reader's Digest. Go to the pike! Got some chips and some chocolate. Randy?

What would you like? Don't ask him. It's not a restaurant. Yeah, you... What would you like? Here's some chips and there's some chocolate. Give me some chocolate, Randy. What have you like? Don't ask him. It's not a restaurant. Yeah. What would you like? Here's some chips and there's some chocolate. Give me some chocolate, Randy. What have you got over there? Don't fucking throw the Wonder Bars in there. There's some cookies and cream.

I'll take one of those. Yeah? What else is there? Bob said the kids are out there. Just one sec here. Well, I should get the trick or treat too. That's enough. Happy Halloween, fuckers!

Happy Halloween. There we go. Anybody want anything? Yeah. What? What do we got? We got Smarties, Mr. Big, caramel. Chips. Sit down, Randy.

Does Elton John shower? Every day. Because you don't. I do. I just sweat a lot. He sweated too, but he made him glow. He's such a handsome man. I hope he's watching this.

I hope Elton John's watching this. He sang a song about Princess Diana. Does Elton John not wear shirts and have a... No, he normally had shirts and sometimes bow ties and stuff. No, he didn't wear shirts, but he didn't have a big fucking boiler back then. Yeah, but I'm allergic to shirts. I can't do it. Back in his no shirt days, he was a lean, mean piano playing machine. But he always had nice glasses, sunglasses, different types of glasses and hats and nice tight pants.

Gosh, he was just fingers on the piano. He was so talented. Jesus Christ. You know what, boys? I can't sit here and listen to him talking about Elton John all fucking night. Where's the smoke coming from, boy? It's not happening. I think so.

You got a joint going in that... I don't know. ...carpet somewhere? I hope so. There's real food smushed into it there, Ricky. How's it doing? Good? No, it looks like

it's an old fruit or something. You better be careful. You might get mold and... I can't wait these fucking kids stop coming here. Do you have any Halloween facts, Ricky?

Halloween facts. We've talked about Halloween facts on other years, so... People dress up for Halloween. That started in the late 1700s. Why did people start dressing up for Halloween? Because they were scared. Of? Bullies.

Bullies. They were scared of all kinds of shit, man. No one likes a bully. People picked on them, so they dressed up so they could feel normal. I don't know if that's accurate or not. Where'd you hear this, Ricky? I don't know. I think I might have made it up.

Something was in those friggin' Tootsie Rolls. I'm telling you, I feel weird. Yes, hash! Way too fucking big. Julian, you didn't have any. That's why we're a little more weirder than you are. I am way too big to be here right now. I'm swabbling all over the party right now.

I'm body stoned. Boys, this is a party. I'm body stoned. I'm exactly where I want to be. I'm a party table. It's not supposed to move. Ricky, if you let go of the legs, what happens? Oh. Tippy party table.

See, you gotta do something with this, man, because you gotta be able to, like, have fun tonight. You just can't sit around like a table. Well, once this hash wears off, then I'll, uh... Drop off the leg. I think because there's pressure on the back legs, if you sit forward, you're probably going to be good. Sometimes you've got to put stuff

underneath the table legs, but, you know, because if the table's lopsided, that's what you do. I think it's just because the back legs are sitting on the sink. Your tits are lopsided, Randy. My tits are good.

I could still wiggle them. Your tits are lopsided. Look, they tits are good. I can still wiggle them. Your tits are lopsided. Look, they're moving. Winky, winky little nipples. This isn't the same, boys. This Halloween is not the fucking same. No shit, it's not. Go to the pipe, guys, please! Go to the pipe! What did he say? What did that little fucker say? Don't give him anything.

Go fuck yourself! You don't want him to trick you? I think that was fucking Ronnie Dempsey's kid. Fuck you! Fuck you, Ronnie Dempsey's kid! Whatever your fucking name is. What is his name? I don't know. I think it's Ronnie Junior, isn't it?

No, they call him Cheddar. I think they call him Cheddar. I like Cheddar. Sharp Cheddar's good. He's lucky that I got a fucking table on my head. I'd go out there and show him who's boss. Marble Cheddar's good. Well, he's only eight, Ricky. Yeah, but it takes a good beating when you're eight

to stop you fucking being an asshole. Maybe we should make chip cheeseburgers, put some chips on top. I can't say much. We used to mouth off, I guess. We used to be fucking nightmares. They've had a hard year, so I'll cut the little fuckers some slack.

Mouth off, Ricky. I remember you put a fucking lit, the biggest firework I've ever seen. You lit it and threw it in Mr. Leahy's kitchen. He told me about that. You almost killed him. No, you scared him. I think he shit his pants that day.

I put that fucking Roman candle in his mailbox, too, and almost burned his place down. That was pretty cool. Yeah, so, I mean, kids today aren't nearly as crazy as... It's not cool. Flaming diarrhea shitbags. I hate flaming shitbags. So many flaming shitbags.

So many. I would wager hundreds of flaming shit bags. So many flaming shit bags. So many. I would wager hundreds of flaming shit bags got used. And who kicks in the pumpkins? All kinds of pumpkins get thrown around the playground. You know what? That's what we're doing tonight. We're going to go out tonight. We're going to get fucked up.

Have a good time. You're going to get this table off your fucking head. Flaming shit bag night? No flaming shit bags. I don't want to clean them up. Flame and shit bags all over the car. There's going to be flame and shit bags everywhere. We're going to hit the kitty litter. We're going to smash pumpkins.

We're going to fucking get some eggs. No eggs! We're going to soap up some people's windows and fucking give her. And then Randy's going to have to deal with it tomorrow. No, freak off. Have some fireworks. I think that's a great idea, Ricky. We should soap Randy. Man, I haven't been body-stained like this in a long time.

You're way smarter as a table. I took too much. You know what? First place is now going to Mr. Peanut. Fuck that. What about me? I don't even want to look at you, Randy. You just

don't like the genre. No, I just don't like you. I just passed out, did I? You just don't like the what? Genre. The what? Julian likes heavy metal and stuff like that. The fuck is a genre? Genre is a type of music, a country, or rock.

He doesn't like that type of music. It's French. Are you French? Well, you were talking smart things earlier. You had a list of shit you went through. Talking smart things? Yeah. Julian.

Let's fucking pick on this fuckhead for a little while. I wish I had one of those mounts right here. I could press a button and just slap you in the face on demand. Boops. Boops. You guys aren't very nice. It's because you're so fucked. Boys, I might have to get out and walk around.

You getting hot in there, bubs? I don't think I can. No, I'm just like right out of her. Right out of her. Don't hit me with that, Julian. Go to the pipe. Do we have more? The pipe's sticking out of her hand. Don't hit me with that, Julian. Uh, go to the pipe. Do we have more? The pipe's sticking out of the wall.

We need more, uh, Randy's. How many are we? Come on, guys. Okay, there's chocolate and chips. Happy Halloween, fuckers. I'm glad you don't have the ability to get your wiener up to that pipe, Ricky. Can you talk? I'm not going to piss on a kid. Oh, we should pour some weird shit down there, though, next week.

You got any maple syrup? Ricky, then the rest of the candy will never make it out of the pipe. It'll just clog up. Just like if you clogged your shit pipe all right what about milk that's gross you've got some sour milk in the fridge if anybody's an arsehole our milk will go right into their treat bag that's a dirty trick julian what are you doing i'm'm just, I want to, I gotta do something here, boys. You're making me nervous hovering around. I'm highly flammable.

Well, happy Halloween to the world. Happy Halloween. Look at mummy, Ricky. I curse you. Party table. Elton John. Party table's getting fucked up. Ooh.

You guys going to say happy Halloween to everybody? Happy Halloween, everybody. It's not happy yet. It's not happy yet. It's going to be. It's going to be a happy Halloween to everybody. And if anybody wants to steal my costume idea, it's made out of an old,

it's made out of an old, you know, those egg carton looking things that you buy, the mattress toppers. It's one of those. Spray-painted so you can make your own Mr. Tina. Mine's made out of a table, bunch of party supplies, piece of carpet out of my bedroom. With load on it. I'm glad we don't have a black light um yeah pretty simple just a bit heavy everybody why doesn't why don't we get everybody to post their halloween costumes if somebody thinks they could outdo mr t-nut or mr party table i mean it's not hard to beat randy or julian but if anybody thinks they've got a more fucked up costume what's that your party table. I mean, it's not hard to beat Randy. Or Julian. But if anybody thinks they've got a more fucked up costume, what's that?

Jesus, you should see that. Through my monocle. Yeah, I don't like that thing. Through my monocle? That was terrifying. Look at that. What the fuck is... You dissing my fucking grandson's fucking decorations, bud?

Go to the tube! Go to the tube! What do you like? We don't have much left. Fuck, Randy! There, it's going down. All right. Happy Halloween, you sons of bitches! Listen, happy Halloween!

Listen. You pissed right in it, Johnny! They're pissing in the tube. Jesus Christ. Look, now you're gonna be fucked. Oh, nobody's paying for your trip. You guys got a shit ton coming. I guarantee you the fucking trail is killing it.

Go to the pipe, there's a shit ton coming. You're staying away from the pipe for a second. I'm gonna piss in your car, Rudy. Julian, if that goes off, you're gonna fucking... Hurry, don't fuck up! Watch, is that loaded? No, it's not fucking loaded. Said everybody who's ever been accidentally shot.

Don't act the fucking trailer. Oh, fuck you. All right, boys. I think I gotta go fucking chew some peppercorns. I'm too high. I might have to do the same, which I can't believe I'm tapping it. Wow. Are they good?

That shit was nuts. It is nuts. Happy Halloween, everybody. Happy Halloween. Okay, you guys are going to get this shit off. We're going to go to Halifax, maybe. Go to the big fucking city and walk around, see if there's a pub or something open, man. That sounds great, Julian.

All right, I'm in. All right, I'm doing it. Fuck this. I can't wait. Okay, let's go downtown and get extra fucked up. Sounds good. I pity the fool. Let, let's go downtown and get extra fucked up. Sounds good. I pity the fool. Let's knock on up for Halloween. There we go.

Wow, Ricky, that's pretty high. Watch your bottle, your liquor bottle's going into your lamp. Pairing the lights. Just take the fucking table off your head, Ricky. No, leave it on, Ricky. We're going downtown. Let's do it. All right table off your head, Ricky. No, leave it on, Ricky. We're going downtown. Let's do it. Alright, let's go, boys. No, you're not coming with us, Randy.

I'm coming. I'm singing. Like fuck you are. I'm singing. Happy Halloween, everybody. I gotta put more glue and nips.