Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 24 - Bubbles And The Two-Nosed Kitty

Episode Date: November 6, 2023

The Boys are back from Winnipeg Comic Con, and Ricky is full of love... and drugs! There's a barrel-load of load, a toast to Matthew Perry, and tales of people having a very bad f**kin' day. Plus: Bub...bles falls in love with a special British kitty - will it be making its new home in Sunnyvale?

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Ricky, there's no possible way that U2's Okchang Baby came out in 2008. You've got that wrong. When did it come out then? It's gotta be, that's a long fucking time ago, man. It came out 15 years ago, can't it? It came out in the 90s. Okchung Baby. Yes.
Starting point is 00:00:30 I knew Josh Maltry did, but I didn't think the other one did. It was the 90s. We have machines that'll sort it out, and he's pointing off the things on. His internet fucking sucks, man. Turn back on. It's full speed now. Full speed internet. Full speed internet.
Starting point is 00:00:48 What? Blow me. Oh, fuck it is. Yeah, blow him. No, okay. It's, uh, okay. Yeah. All right, what do you want to know?
Starting point is 00:00:58 How the fuck did it become November the 3 already? Time goes by. Goes by way too fast, boys. I don't know, but soon it's gonna be snow. Time goes by. It goes by way too fast, boys. I know, but soon it's going to be snow and shit. Way too fast. Well, okay, let's talk about this. Last week in Winnipeg. Just want to thank everybody.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Yes, thank you. It was amazing. Winnipeg was awesome. A lot of fucking awesome fans came out. A lot of awesome fans there. Cold as fuck, though. It was snowing. When we left Halifax, it was plus 22 degrees Celsius, about 70 something.
Starting point is 00:01:28 It was up to 27. We landed. It was minus 15 in the middle of a blizzard. It was fucked. Yeah, it was nasty out there, but wonderful. But all you got to do is get the drinking going, speed the pace up a bit, and you're fine. Yeah, change your metabolic temperature with liquor. I can't even get over the amount of drugs that was given to me.
Starting point is 00:01:49 It was insane. What would you like to say to the people of Winnipeg, Ricky, that gave you all the free drugs? I love you. He does, too. He does. He was saying that to everybody. I was so happy all weekend.
Starting point is 00:02:02 I'm like, gummies and fucking joints. It was good times. Mushrooms. I didn't do any mushrooms. No, I know, but people were giving them to us. I don't take strange mushrooms. Winnipeg likes their drugs, let's just say that. They sure do.
Starting point is 00:02:20 They like their drugs and their liquor. Yes, sir. Well, it happened again. What happened? Somebody stole some more bull semen. Oh, fucking Jesus. How much is that stuff worth again? A lot. A lot.
Starting point is 00:02:36 It's worth a lot an ounce. But if you don't know what the fuck you're doing, it's pretty much useless. See, if we were to go to a farm right now... We've already done this. I know. And you ended up drinking it. I didn't drink it. You did.
Starting point is 00:02:51 It went in your mouth. Well, that's not called drinking it. Somewhat in my mouth. You've got to store it in these liquid nitrogen tanks, and you've got to fucking keep topping up the liquid nitrogens. Unless you know what you're doing, whatever you store is worth jack shit. It's just a big barrel of load then.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Unless you're using it for something else, Pat. Yeah, unless you're using it as a paste or a glue. Or some kind of a topping. A topping? What paste and glue? What the fuck you guys talking about, man? I mean, like you might be able to turn it into like an Elmer's glue paste,
Starting point is 00:03:24 but he's talking about putting it on his fucking bull load. Not for me. I'm not doing that. It's disgusting. But some people. A topping on what? Your pancakes? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:03:34 People who have some weird fetishes. Sub, turkey sub with a bit of bull load on it, maybe. It just doesn't make sense. If you're going to go to a fucking firm, like, this firm had all kinds, ATVs, all kinds of shit worth a lot more money than bull load. No, if you know what you're doing, though, bull load's worth a lot of money. Yeah, it's like 600 bucks a straw. I think they're sold in straws or something. A straw of load.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Yeah. Load straw. You know what a load straw is. It's like those Lickamade kind of pixie dust kind of straw things, right? No, no. No, the Lick-a-Mate didn't have a straw. It came with a candy stick. No, I was thinking about the straws that are filled with that shit. Oh, those are good. What were those called? Pixie sticks. Pixie sticks. Did we know what we were doing when we did that? Or we just stole it by accident, did we? Well, we were just getting the load
Starting point is 00:04:25 because we weren't extracting it so we would have figured it out. I can't remember how we ended up with a full barrel of fucking
Starting point is 00:04:32 bowl semen. I don't think we had any. We should have had a cooler with us. The fucking owner wasn't very happy. Showed up with the goddamn gun.
Starting point is 00:04:40 We should watch that episode because I don't remember what happens but I remember that you ended up tasting it. I don't think I tasted it. You did. You tasted it.
Starting point is 00:04:50 And I think you ended up drinking something. No, I didn't drink any. I think you did, isn't there? Weren't we in your car driving and we're arguing about who did it? It was him. Was that me and you or was that me and you? You guys, it was you two
Starting point is 00:05:05 that tasted it. Anyway, we gotta stop talking about Bull Road, man. It's fucking gross. Yeah. It's not my thing. Bull Road.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Oh, fuck, eh? John Bull Road. So these arch, archaeologists, they unearthed an 11,000-year-old statue of a giant man grabbing his penis. Jacking it or just on it like a Michael Jackson? Like around the shaft or just holding his whole package?
Starting point is 00:05:40 Hey, check me out. What was that? What are they saying about that now? Well, I kept reading and it kind of made... It's a lot crazier than it sounds. Because metal tools were only invented 6,000 years ago. Yeah? So I'm not sure how you carve a seven and a half foot fucking statue out of rock. What do you use, like a branch? It was a fucking alien, man.
Starting point is 00:06:05 I'm telling you, all this shit, it has to do with the fucking aliens. Yeah, it could be. So there was no... So when was this? 11,000 years ago? Yeah, it's a long time ago. So 5,000 years before they had metal tools, somebody carved a big cock out of stone.
Starting point is 00:06:19 A big fucking human man, seven and a half feet tall, grabbing his cock. I wonder if that was like the actual size of the dude. You know what I mean? Because there was some fucking huge motherfucker. See, if he was a tall white, he'd be seven and a half. That's what I'm saying. He'd be a baby tall white.
Starting point is 00:06:34 All this shit is from the fucking aliens, man. If he was seven and a half feet, he'd be under 300 years old. Yeah. Because after they're about 500 is when they reach nine feet but the also weird part is 11 000 years ago people didn't really live in like a city they just roamed around and fucking looking for food and shit so 11 000 years ago yeah that is a long fucking time ago i don't did you hear that in the amazon there used to be fucking like 20 million people living in the in the amazon and it's just all it's all growing over now. 20 million.
Starting point is 00:07:05 20 million. 20 million. That's what they were saying, man. Doing what? Fucking partying. Probably. Drinking. Banging.
Starting point is 00:07:13 But those huge temples, man. They're starting to uncover it. What happened to them? They just grew over, man. They all died. They don't know how they died. I don't know what the fuck happened. They think maybe
Starting point is 00:07:22 some fucking disease or something. Probably a meteor. Yeah, could be a meteor, but they're saying they're starting, because they're fucking ripping all the trees down the outside. We're going to get fucked by a meteor. I'm telling you right now. We are, man.
Starting point is 00:07:34 Isn't there one on its way? Well, the problem is because there's no light on them, right? They're not lit up. They should be. It'd be a lot safer. If you could, there's a company we should start. Send a rocket up. Meteor lights. Put some
Starting point is 00:07:51 fucking LEDs on it. To let everybody know for sure when it's going to impact us and kill us all. Some kind of a tracker. But if you could get up to it, Riggy, and put lights on it, why wouldn't you just knock it off course? Give it a shove.
Starting point is 00:08:07 You know what I also heard about global warming? They're saying that it's fucked up shit is going on with that because these scientists went to Antarctica, man. They fucking did some core drilling. They went down, like, real deep to, like, the 55,000 years ago ice. Yeah. And they're saying that the temperature of the Earth was 2 degrees warmer 55,000 years ago ice. Yeah. And they're saying that the temperature of the Earth was two degrees warmer 55,000 years ago.
Starting point is 00:08:28 So what the fuck? They're saying there could be going like a cycle of temperature going up, and then it comes back down. So it has nothing to do with all the fucking pollution. Oh, who fucking knows? That's got to be doing something, man. I don't know, man. I'm not a scientist.
Starting point is 00:08:40 You're not? Holy fuck, I thought you were. I thought you were fucking Julian Einstein. I just read shit, man. When you're in jail, you gotta read. Well, this is kind of a cool but sad story. Dorothy Hoffner. Yes.
Starting point is 00:08:53 She's 104. Yeah. She went skydiving. Old DH. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But unfortunately, she died that night. Yeah, she got the Guinness Book of Records for that. She died that night?
Starting point is 00:09:04 Yeah, in her sleep. She fucking went out with a hell of a time. She died before Guinness could confirm the fucking record of all the skydives. Why do they think she died? Was it a coincidence or she got so excited her heart maybe blew up? I don't believe in coincidences, so it had to have something to do with it.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Well, coincidences do happen, Ricky. You don't have to believe in them. It's not like a thing like God. It's just a coincidence. But a lot of times it's not. No, you're probably right. So what's the theory? What's your theory why she died that night?
Starting point is 00:09:38 She was complete. She was complete. She was,. She was... So she got the final thing on her bucket list and then she just shut her down. All right, yeah. I think it scared the fuck out of her and it took her a little while.
Starting point is 00:09:54 It might have been too much adrenaline. I think that's what it was. A bit too much adrenaline, man. You hear about people that go out and play hockey and they die like four hours later from a fucking heart attack. Yeah. It's got to be...
Starting point is 00:10:04 I don't know. It's got to be related. Matthew Perry. Oh fuck, yeah, let's get a toast to him too, man. Poor Matthew Perry. Poor bastard. Let's have a toast to him. Fucking hot tub. But he played, he did sports, didn't he, that day?
Starting point is 00:10:16 Like a couple hours of pickleball. He was supposed to be in good shape, I guess. Yeah, he was getting there, man. Well, he was only 54. I know, but he wasn Yeah, he was getting there, man. Well, he was only 54. I know, but he wasn't in that great of shape, man. He wasn't? He wasn't in bad shape. Well, he's just...
Starting point is 00:10:31 He's fucking clean and everything. Yeah, I don't know, man. Just too much abuse. Oh, I mean, he's not chiseled up like the fuck... Well, no, I'm just saying the guy, he was trying. He was trying, but I think the amount of pills he took in his day fucked him. Obviously.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Well, he might have had a congenital heart defect, too. You don't know. You don't know, man. You can't speculate. But how about this? What a way to go. This poor fucker, he's a garbage collector, right? He's throwing...
Starting point is 00:10:58 Oh, he didn't go in the back of the garbage truck. No, no, no. That would have been horrible. But this is even worse. He throws a garbage bag in it that had a loaded gun. Shot him. Killed him. What a horrible day at work that is. Dirty. That's some fucking
Starting point is 00:11:11 bad luck right there. So if you got guns and you throw them away, fucking unload them, please. At least put the safety on. Put the safety on at least. Well, if you're going to do that, you might as well pop the clip out of it. It's fucked up, man. Poor bastard.
Starting point is 00:11:26 Jesus. He had a family and everything, man. Poor cunt. Remember that thing we saw where the guy shot the tree, and then years later he was cutting it down? Remember that? What happened? I can't remember the exact story. I think he tried to shoot his wife or something,
Starting point is 00:11:44 but the bullet hit a tree maybe and then years later he was cutting the tree down with a chainsaw and the chainsaw caught the slug fired it out into his own chest killed him jesus i don't remember that one man carmen man it was very strange i think he tried to kill somebody, and then years later, his own bullet got him out of a fucking chainsaw. Karma, man. That shit does terrible luck. It's real, man.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Coincidence, Ricky? Hmm. I don't know about that one. See, I like when Ricky gives like three or four seconds. You like it when he can stop my brain. Yes, I do. Did you see that fucking video of the windsurfer in Australia that got body slammed by a humpback whale?
Starting point is 00:12:30 Yeah, that's fucked up, man. That was awesome. No? He was cruising, man. He had one of those sails things to surf along. I was a kite surfer. I knew he was jumping. This fucking humpback comes out.
Starting point is 00:12:39 It was all on video. Fucking slams him. Took him 30 feet down as he got caught around his fucking strap. How the fuck did he get caught in the water, man? You'd be like freaking out. Yeah. I don't like that shit, man. Keep me out of the water.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Wow. Good draw. Fuck. Bubs, I forgot about this. I found this last night. I meant to tell you. You got to get on this, man. There's a one of a kind cat up for adoption.
Starting point is 00:13:07 What? He's got two noses. The fuck? And so he looks like he's got these fucking big eyes. Pull him up, man. Double nose. Nanny McPhee, the cat's name is. Nanny McPhee, double-nosed kitty. Let's see how fast this is entering. Holy fuck.
Starting point is 00:13:22 What is it? Nanny McPhee came up. You said it. I put a Holy fuck. Nanny. What is it? Nanny McPhee came up. You said it. Yeah. I put a nanny. Nanny McPhee came up. Because it listens to us. It's trending. Nanny McPhee returns.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Oh, no. This is Nanny McPhee. That's a... Just a sec. I got to put in more... This is some Nanny McPhee porn site. It's a fictional movie character. Nanny McPhee is...
Starting point is 00:13:42 It's a film from... Nanny McPhee returns. No. Nanny McPhee,... It's a film from... Nanny McPhee returns. No, Nanny McPhee, the cat. The cat's named after because she had a weird nose. Double... Nose kitty. Nose...
Starting point is 00:13:54 Cat. Kitty. Or cat. Cat's fine. Same animal, sort of. This guy looks fucked. The cactus? It's the most fucked up cat ever.
Starting point is 00:14:10 Holy shit, man. Let me see him. Just a sec. I got to, you guys are going to like this, man. I thought it was cute. This guy is fucked up looking. I don't think you got the right cat because the one I saw was cute. No, he's cute, but he's...
Starting point is 00:14:23 He's fucked looking, I guess. He is fucked. Yeah, that's cute, but he's... He's fucked looking, I guess. He is fucked. Yeah, that's him. Let me see him. Bring him up. At first, they just thought he had one big nose. That's why he's got the nose of, like, a boxer. I need to own him.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Oh, get a hold of him. Yeah, let's show him. He is spectacular. He looks like a boxer that had his nose broken a little bit. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's what it looks like. Oh, I need to own him.
Starting point is 00:14:51 You know what? I would have called him Tyson. Tyson never had his nose broke. He's had to have had his nose broken. Not like that. He doesn't have a flattened fucking nose. It's kind of flattened a bit, man. No, what about what's-his-face did, though?
Starting point is 00:15:08 Jerry Cooney, remember him? Oh, yeah, yeah. His nose was splattered. Remember Jerry Cooney? Jerry Cooney. I think they called him the Great White Hulk. He had one of the hardest punchers known to man. Punches?
Starting point is 00:15:20 Punches, I mean. Fucking Jesus. And he had a good punch. Oh, he was tough as fuck. He just said people would just beat his face to a fucking pulp, but he's just standing up like nothing happened. I think Tyson said he had one of the hardest punches. Did he?
Starting point is 00:15:34 Yeah. Didn't Tyson fucking almost tear his nose right off? He did, but he didn't, I don't think he knocked him out. I don't think he did either. So are we going to call up and get that kitty sent over? Where's he at? I don't know, look it up. Oh, fuck, I just.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Let's see if we can get a hold of them and see if I can own them. I would like to own the two-nosed gator. I forget the name of the adoption place. So he had three nostrils, right? The left and right combined into one. The middle was a bigger one because it's. Bigger one, and then he had two nostrils over. Oh, what a fucking setup.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Okay, he's in Britain somewhere, boys. All right. He's up for adoption for sure. He is? Yes. Get a number. Get a number. I'm calling them right now.
Starting point is 00:16:17 What are they, four hours ahead? Yeah. He's a black and white muggy. That's what they call him. You got a number for me? Just a second, man. You got to do the plus, I think, don't you? Oh, That's what they call them. You got a number for me? Just a second, man. You got to do the plus, I think, don't you? Oh, I know how to call England.
Starting point is 00:16:30 Okay, to learn more about adopting the motherfucker, we're going to call him right now. Plus 4-4. What the fuck? Okay, just a second. Plus 4-4. I'm going to create a new account. Okay, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:16:43 I don't even have Facebook. I don't got Facebook. Jesus Murphy. Do you have Facebook? Here, I'll find the cock sucker. What are you on? You guys keep talking. You're on fuckbook. You're on fuckbook. I'm not on fuckbook. You're on muscle book. I'm on fuckbook. I'm not on fuckbook. Just pictures of people with muscles. Okay, what was her name? Nancy McPhee? Nanny. Nanny McPhee.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Does it say the name of the fucking place? We can just look it up. No, it just goes, you gotta, there's a button there to click and it goes right to Facebook. Oh, so it's a fucking scam. Nanny McPhee, double-nosed kitty. Nanny McPhee, double-nosed kitty. There she is. Hello?
Starting point is 00:17:24 You got her on Facebook? Nanny McPhee, look at that nose.. There she is. Hello? You got her on Facebook? Hi, Annie McPhee. Look at that nose. Did you see the... So fucked. The Chinese worker urinating to the vat of beer? No way. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Okay, just wait. Give me the fucking address. Oh, you cocksuckers. Won't wait. Um... Dora Womagi taken to the... One of the... The Warrington Adoption Center Altweight Um Doral Maggi Taken to the One of the
Starting point is 00:17:46 Warrington Adoption Center After a previous Ownership Settling as staff At Cats Protection Warrington Adoption Center Okay Staff at
Starting point is 00:17:57 Cats Protection Warrington Adoption Center Great Julian The field vet team Cats Protection Fiona Brock. The field vet team. Cats protected, Fiona Brockbank. Senior field veterinarian.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Said a cat with two noses is a first for us in the field vet team. Okay, so hang on, boys. I'm gonna use the power of the interweb. Fiona Brockbank. While you're doing that... Who are you gonna talk to, man? I'm gonna tell you who got born on November the 3 Charles Bronson
Starting point is 00:18:28 Watch one of his fucking movies tonight That'd be badass He was a kick ass fucking Action guy Harrison McCain Canadian businessman McCain French fries Might have had some of those in your life
Starting point is 00:18:41 Larry Holmes Fuck yeah I was a McCain's. Larry Holmes, Julian? Fuck yeah. I was a bit of a Larry Holmes fan, but, you know, it was good to see Tyson beat him. Because he did. Okay, boys. Beat Muhammad Ali. It popped up.
Starting point is 00:18:55 Cats Protection Warrington. It's outside of Liverpool, England. Okay. Son of a cock! What? It's closed. What? Closed? No, no, call it, man. It's Son of a cock! What? It's closed. What? Closed?
Starting point is 00:19:06 No, no, call it, man. It's like 425 there. No, but it opens on 11 a.m. on Wednesday. Here, let me call them. Call those motherfucking messages. At least leave a message. Say who you are. Dennis Miller, good point.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Put on speakerphone. Okay, listen. Ooh. Oh. Fuck, we could make some money if we get this cat. What are the fucking chances? It's not open. Hey, listen.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Oh, here you go. www.cats.org. Oh. Oh, here you go. Hey. Catch.org. Nope. Nope. Son of a cock!
Starting point is 00:19:49 It hung up on automatic hang up. You can't even leave a fucking message. Did you like Adam Ant? Yes, Adam Ant was decent. All right, we can listen to some of him, I guess. Godzilla got born today. Godzilla? What the fuck you talking about?
Starting point is 00:20:04 He's a Japanese monster. He's a Japanese giant lizard man. That almost crushed fucking the city, didn't it? Mm-hmm. Hey, it's his birthday. Another one of Julian's favorites. God. Dolph Lundgren.
Starting point is 00:20:19 Oh. Her. I'm not her, man. You know what? I was on an elevator in Toronto, and guess who steps on the elevator? Dolph. It was me and Dolph. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:30 I saw him, too, at the Grand Hotel. You know what I said to him? Yeah, we did see him. I said, how the fuck you doing, man? And he said, good, man. And then that was it. He wasn't as big as I thought he was going to be. And then you went back to your room and ferociously masturbated.
Starting point is 00:20:43 No, I didn't, man. He's a tough motherfucker. He's got some skills, man. What was that address? Cats.org slash UK? Sure. I'm getting that cat, boys. He's mine.
Starting point is 00:20:56 If you get that cat, you owe me a finer's fee. No. Cats.org? We're going to partnership with that cat if you get him. What do you mean? We can make a ton of money, man. You.org. We're going to go to partnership.cat if you get them. What do you mean? We can make a ton of money, man. You're not. If I get that cat, he's not being.
Starting point is 00:21:10 Do you know what? He's running barely fucking made in his lifetime. We're going to get him on OnlyFans. New arrivals. We're going to take that fucking cat on tour. That's what we're doing. Okay. Laser lights, smoke machines.
Starting point is 00:21:19 We've got a new arrivals. Come meet Nanny. Let's see if Nanny. Nanny McPhee is on here. Cats.org. They got, like, fucking merchandise and shit. Oh, shop meow to help save homeless cats. Okay, they got to... Nanny McPhee?
Starting point is 00:21:37 Oh, there's no results. How do I find this kitty? Not gonna happen. Cats.org. Forget about it. They help 20,000 cats. Ricky, I don't give up that quick. Moving on.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Move on, bud. I'll go on the interweb tonight and find you a nice dog. I don't want a fucking dog. I want a fucking two-nosed kitty. You know what, if we had a two-nosed kitty and a two-nosed dog... Imagine the smells. The fucking... Imagine what he could sniff out.
Starting point is 00:22:03 He could be the fucking highest paid drug kitty on the planet. Yeah. Okay, somebody remind me to call him tomorrow morning. We're going to call him. I'll actually call him at 5 a.m. here. We'll be 9 a.m. there. Are they open on Saturdays? Oh, I didn't listen to it.
Starting point is 00:22:22 I think. Okay, good. He said the only day they're closed is Tuesdays. And Fridays. And Fridays. I mean, son of a fuck! All right. Well? Good night.
Starting point is 00:22:34 What? Oh, man, just a broken cat. I was surprised to hear that when they discovered it. Okay, fuck. All right. I thought he was already... Who wouldn't fucking adopt that cat? Oh, he's probably gonna be gone. I'm not getting my hopes up, but I'm just gonna to tell them, look.
Starting point is 00:22:47 I put a $1,000 down payment on him. Do you got a thousand bucks you can loan me? No. To get a two-nosed kitty? We can get a... All right, this is the deal. I can get it very easily. If we can come up with a thousand bucks, the cat belongs to the three of us.
Starting point is 00:23:01 I'll go and get a thousand bucks today. Cat's going to have three dads. Three dads. Just like that. I'm not worried about a thousand bucks today. Cat's gonna have three dads. Three dads. Just like that. Isn't there a movie about that? You can't exploit him though. You can't put him
Starting point is 00:23:10 in the circus or something. There's a difference between exploiting and fucking doing things to make sure he has a good life and lots of food. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:17 And medical bills paid. Well, we'll talk about that. If you can get me a thousand bucks to get that kitty, then yes, we'll work out some kind of
Starting point is 00:23:24 joint custody arrangement. And you'll have Instagram. The first thousand comes back to me. But it's joint custody. I mean, you'll have to take care of him certain days of the week. I'll take care of him. He'll live at your house. No, no, he's not living in my house, man.
Starting point is 00:23:37 He can live here. He can live in your trailer. This little fucking freak is not living in my house. I wake up in the morning with this thing meowing in my face, I might shoot him. Oh, I bet you he got a snarly breathing, too. Like, I bet you he got a... A fucking purr on him.
Starting point is 00:23:48 He's probably got a deviated septum, which is a great sound kitty makes. You are so fucked. All right, we're going to get him. We're getting in. We're going to get this fucker. If anybody out there can help us get this cat, we'd appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:24:00 Please. If he liked cocaine, he'd have a good time. Rack out three lines for him. Rack out three big lines for him. Put that on Instagram. We're gonna keep the drugs away from this cat. We're not, he's not doing drugs, I'm just teasing. He's not gonna be Cocaine Bear.
Starting point is 00:24:18 What's his name anyway? Nanny Mc... That name's gotta go. Oh no, his name's not gonna be... He's named after a character named Nanny McPhee. It's not gonna be Nanny McPhee name's gotta go. Oh, no. His name's not... He's named after a character named Danny McPhee. It's not gonna be Danny McPhee if I get him. What are you gonna change it to? Nostril Damus.
Starting point is 00:24:31 Jesus, that's pretty good, man. Hey? Nostril Damus. Nobody can name kiddies better than me. Nostril Damus is coming to my house. My shed. Do you think it's female? It's female.
Starting point is 00:24:45 And gorgeous eyes on him, too. Oh, man, yeah. You got to take a look at that. Look at the eyes on him. You could call her, uh, six hole. Six hole? Six hole. Two, three, four, five.
Starting point is 00:25:00 It's really seven holes. We're not calling her seven holes. Nine holes if you're including the eyes. Oh, there you go. We're not calling Our seven holes Nine holes If you're including the eyes Oh there you go We're not calling Our six hole He needs a bath though man He looks like a little bit
Starting point is 00:25:10 Fucking skanky Oh I'll get him all Fucking doodied up I'll put some nice Fucking Clean him up Put a little ribbon around him Put some powder on him
Starting point is 00:25:18 Put some powder on him I don't know What's the most popular Cat collar We could dye his fur We're not dyeing his fur We could use like a Organic dye No We're It's nost most popular cat collar. We could dye his fur. We're not dying his fur. We could use like an organic dye. No. It's nostril damus and he's gonna be fantastic.
Starting point is 00:25:33 He's gonna need a ponytail or something cool. Can we like paint his nose a little bit so it's like more apparent? No! That he's got three fucking nostrils? No? No. You can't paint cats' noses. All right, this guy's growing on me. Make us some money, you little motherfucker. You little freak.
Starting point is 00:25:52 All right, hopefully it'll happen. What's up next? I don't know. Do you have anything to talk about? I might have something here to talk about. Your feelings? I don't have any feelings. How are you doing mentally these days?
Starting point is 00:26:03 Not great, boys. Not fucking good. A lot of shit on the go. No money. Just fucked. It is almost time to go to jail for a little vacation, isn't it? It might be sooner than you think, man. Aw, boys.
Starting point is 00:26:17 It might be after today, after we try to get a thousand bucks. Don't go to jail. I'm not going to quit today until I get a thousand bucks. How come we go to jail for just like a month? You're not going to jail for a month. For a month? Smoking on a plane? That could get you more than a month.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Oh, man. The thing is, you've got to... I'm not smoking anymore. Smoking at the mall. Smoking on a plane, you wouldn't be in that big of trouble. That sounds like a movie title. I mean, if you get it, divert it. That's different. I used to be the fucking master at smoking on a plane, you wouldn't be in that big of trouble. Sounds like a movie title. I mean, if you get it, divert it. That's different. I used to be the
Starting point is 00:26:47 fucking master at smoking. Did we talk about the cocksucker that tried to turn the fucking engines off on the plane? No. No, we didn't. Wasn't he on drugs? He was on mushrooms. Yeah. He was a pilot. I don't know, man. He took them the day before or something. I don't know if he's going to be... What was his logic there?
Starting point is 00:27:03 I think he was just... Well, yeah, I don't think he was on mushrooms when he was in the cockpit, but he had tried them for the first time the day before or something. So he thinks they gave him some kind of a mental snap or something. That's a nice excuse. So is he going to go to jail or is he not going to go to jail? He's got like 83 counts of manslaughter or some fucking thing. Is he going to go? No, no.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Attempted, attempted. Attempted murder, I think. Is that what they charged him with? 83 passengers, man. I didn't hear about that. I think he's going to use the whole fucking mental health thing. Mushrooms. If he's got a good lawyer, he's a pilot, he can afford it. He'll get off.
Starting point is 00:27:39 First defense, man. I hope he gets fired. He should be his lawyer. Any pilot who tries to turn off the engines mid-flight... Should be thrown out of the plane. They shouldn't have their pilot's license. He's not going to have his pilot's license. He's going to have a massive fucking time on probation. He's going to get probably nine months in jail.
Starting point is 00:27:57 He'll be out in three. Man, he got this all figured out. I know. I've been thinking about it, man. I should call the guy and say, hey... Andy should get a fucking punch in the mouth for that one. From Julian. From Julian.
Starting point is 00:28:09 We should get a hold of him and say, we'll fucking defend you. A thousand bucks is what it's going to cost. We'll get the cat. We see him. We punch him in the face. Off we go to court. And then mentally you'll be doing a lot better. A full muscle punch.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Straight on. Full fucking Tyson right hook, man. That'd be fun. Well, I got to go back to my shed, boys. I got to get a fucking place ready for Nostradamus. All right. I'm still looking up some information, man. There might be some way to get a hold of this guy.
Starting point is 00:28:36 I wish there was a way for me to get that for you. At least I found him. All right. Nanny McPhee, it's going to be ours. I feel good about it. Nostradamus. Nostradamus. All right. Nanny McPhee, it's going to be ours. I feel good about it. Nostril damus. Nostril damus. All right.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Again, we'd like to help from anybody. Go online, go to Instagram. You see this pop up. Nanny McPhee, and it was the Warrant, what was it? The Warrington? Daddy Warbucks. Warrington Adoption Centre. Yeah. In the UK.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Cats Protection Warrington Adoption Center in the UK. Cats Protection Warrington Adoption Center. Get back to us. We've got a nice, loving home for you. Thank you. All right, cheers. Thank you. Gå in på www.sdimedia.comご視聴ありがとうございました

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