Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 24 - Ding Dongs

Episode Date: November 8, 2021

On the menu today: Kitty gum, blue pancakes, and steamed weed! The Boys discuss first-aider pets, Peeps, and a day at the Bull Load Spa. Julian also has an idea for a new booze experience - is your ass in?!

Yeah, yeah, he's fucking blue, all right. He's blue. What kind of fucking pancakes you making there, bud? Blue. Blue ones? Yeah, man. Remember that show that we used to watch? Smurfs?

No, where they ate the blue food and you get all fucked up? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The blue drugs, man. I'm hoping it might help. Maybe it'll work. Is there drugs in these pancakes? Time should doubt. Shouldn't shaint it.

Shaint it. Smell that. Fuck off, bubs. What happened? What was, why'd you do that? What happened? You got fucking blue goop on my fucking nose, man. No, I didn't.

I'm sticky. Smurfload. Do you want to lick fucking blue goop on my fucking nose. No, I didn't. I'm sticky. Smurfload. Do you want to lick my nose for me? Smurfload. Smells like the real deal. Smurfload. Oh, I should have squeezed. Oh, yeah, you would have fucking poured the straight. Nostril. We got to check out the

planteroni, people. You know what? It's coming, but it needs some work. I think we fucked this thing up. This thing is not supposed to... We fucked that up. It's supposed to be hydroponics, I think. We're not growing it properly. I thought you were an expert.

I've never fucking used one of those machines before. I should have just did it old school, but they said this was easy. To me, this looks like it's alright. It's got like the fuzzy shit on the leaf, right? That's the good shit, isn't it? Nope. No?

That's mold. That's not mold, is it? I don't know. That's why I didn't want to have anything to do with the fucking thing. Oh, is that a... Oh yeah, okay. There's like steam coming up, man. Steam? You probably don't want her steaming in there. No that's...no no no.

That's it man, that's how it grows. That's how it gets the nutrients. Oh you cunt. Steam. Yeah. It's gonna wilt if you're hitting it with hot steam. Well what the hell...how do you turn it out of the temperature man? You're gonna wilt the fucking thing. It's automatic man.

You're gonna have sauteed thing. It's automatic, man. You're gonna have sauteed weed. It's about fucking 95 degrees in here, man. Did you ever have steamed spinach? That's what you're making. Yeah, your mother's ginny smelt like steamed spinach. All right. Well, that was fucking... I know, you know what?

A little tired today, but it's a lot of fun. What a zinger. Have it, but do you want a piece of ding-dong? Sure, man. It's kitty gum. What do you mean, kitty gum? It's kitty gum. Look, it's got a kitty on it. Yeah, but is it for kitties?

No, no, it's- Is it all the same flavor? It's person gum. It's ding-dong. It reminds me of like a smaller piece of bazooka. It's basically bazooka. It's ding-dong. Ding-dong. Have you tried this shit before? It's basically bazooka. It's ding dong. Ding dong. Have you tried this shit before? Yes, I ate a whole box. Blew a fucking bubblegum.

Alright, fight. Alright. Ricky. Ricky. What? What the fuck is that? Is it cat turds? It's for cats. It's for cats. Cats don't eat bubble gum.

No, I'm just teasing you. No, it's human gum. Ding dong. Look, kitty. It's from Pakistan. Pakistan kitty gum. I don't know where it came from either. I just found it.

You found it and I'm eating it. Yeah, I have not tried it. Well, it's not that bad. Try some. Isn't your left tit muscle from Pakistan? My what? Your left tit muscle from Pakistan? My what? Your left tit muscle. No, man, that doesn't make any sense.

Those smell pretty good, Ricky. You know what? They might be alright. So how many days are we looking for that plant to, you know, grow full size? How many more? It's a mystery, because we fucked it up. How did we fuck it up, though? Apparently, I think we were supposed to put the thing in a fucking hydroponic thing that sits down in that little hole, and then it gets the roots all fed properly. Are you fucking kidding me?

Which makes sense, but there was no fucking instructions, so I don't know. Well, Ricky, you should know that water's got to go in the roots. So now it's like in a fucking sauna. That's probably not good for it. Well. Unless it was a cactus. It is what it is, isn't it? I can't wait to see the roots. Now it's like in a fucking sauna. That's probably not good for it. Unless it was a cactus. It is what it is, isn't it?

I can't wait to see the comments. People are gonna be like, you stupid son of a whores. Well, when you're trying to fucking use a machine with no fucking instructions, things get fucked up

from time to time. That's why you should've been involved. No, I don't get involved. There's such things as the fucking internet. You can look that shit up, man.

Well, I found a piece that I didn't know was part of it, and now I figured out that the piece works with that, and we fucked up. You missed the whole piece. Can you put the piece in now? It's too late, man. You got to get a new clone. Yep.

It's all right. It's all you learn. You fuck shit up, it's all you learn. How's it looking, bubs? They're not blue. There's some blue tinge to that. Okay. You wanna try it?

It's not a shame it'd be fucking blue. You wanna try it? Oh man, I'm eating ding-dong. Ha ha! You're eating ding-dong, are ya? Ding-dong. Down at the wharf? When the sailors come in? I'm eating ding dong. All the ding dong I can get in me.

Oh man, now that can't be good for you, man. What's wrong with it? Oh my god. It's fucking blue. There's nothing in that that's good. No, I'm not. You know what? I can't even eat that. That's drugs, baby. No, I'll fucking blew up my insides. Aw man, you put a lot on, didn't you? I didn't.

No, Ricky. You don't put... Bubz, man. I thought you had a whole stack coming. We were gonna... Throw some Ding Dong on it. And there's no butter on the cocksuckers. Well, there's fucking...

It was cooked in butter. You try it. I'm scared. You're the pickiest fucking pancake eater I've ever seen in my life, Bubz. Seriously. I'm scared. You're the pickiest fucking pancake eater I've ever seen in my life, Pop. Seriously. I'm scared of blue pancakes. Yeah. I mean, they do sell it. It's Cap'n Crunch, so he wouldn't steer you wrong.

Oh, yes, he would. It's pretty fucking good. Cap'n Crunch wouldn't do anything to harm your body. No, man. You know. All right. Boy, do you guys know that, you know that Lazy Boy company? They make the chairs and shit?

The Cherokee? Chairs. It's Lazy Boy Chairs. Yeah, Lazy Boy. You know what? They've been around since, like, World War fucking II. Yes, Lazy Boy. Do you know what else they used to make?

Yes. What? All kinds of things. Like what? Because I did not know this. They made, didn't they make Brooke Shields? Brooke Shields? Brooke Shields? Where the fuck did that come from?

They don't make people, man. Lazy boy. All right. They made seats for tanks. That's right. They made torpedo boats. I bet they were comfortable. Probably.

Torpedo boats. Gun turrets. What do you mean boats? An armed torpedo boats, man. what do you mean boats and torpedo boats man during the war german cars what the fuck is a chair company making well during the war the companies that you know made everything they focused their energy on making war stuff all right so why aren't they fucking making it anymore because there there's no fucking war. They don't need to make... Is there a demand for hermit cars? No. Are they making fucking gun turrets?

No, they don't need to. Why not? It was just a special time where all the country, you know, pulled together and, oh, you make fucking log nuts, do you? Well, not anymore. You make fucking bullets now, deck weed. Well, that would be pretty fucked up. If you were working that company for, like, freaking fucking years, and all of You make fucking bullets now, dickweed. Well, that would be pretty fucked up. If you work in that company for like fricking fucking years,

and all of a sudden they're like, okay, we're not making hermit cars or turrets anymore. We're making chairs. Well, they started out making chairs, and then they diverted during the war, and then they came back chairs. They're old standard. Yeah.

Oh, man. Good for America. They didn't start out making fucking... How do you know? Because I know the history of Lazy Boy. Lazy Boy. Okay. That'd be a good rapper name, Lazy Boy.

You're right. That might be my rap name, Lazy Boy. So was the guy lazy as fuck? No, he's just... Oh, he's just... So you can laze around in a chair. That's a fucking rich man. A comfortable chair. You's fucking rich, man.

It's a comfortable chair. You know that fucker Jim Henson? Steve who? Jim Henson was not a fucker. Okay, you know the fucking guy Jim Henson. You can put a little bit less on that one and you might enjoy it. The puppet maker, boys. The puppet maker, Jim Henson. Jim Henson, yes, the Muppets.

Okay, the first camera at the Frog Puppet he ever made, he made it out of his mother's old coat. And this is fucking smart, man. He took a ping-pong ball, cut it in half, and made the eyes. Yeah, smart. He was one of the best. How much money do you think he had? Jim Henson? Yeah.

Well, he still, the still Jim Henson Studios still operates, so a lot. I'd say right now he doesn't have any because he's dead. Well, no, but the Jim Henson. Who's got more money, you think, Jim Henson Studios still operates, so a lot. I'd say right now he doesn't have any because he's dead. Well, no, but the Jim Henson. Who's got more money, you think, Jim Henson when he's alive or the guy that fucking came out with Star Trek? Star Trek. George Lucas? Okay.

Star Wars. Oh, Star Trek or Star Wars? Star Trek. Star Trek was Gene Roddenberry. It was. It was Gene Roddenberry. Yes. Is that fuck Roddenberry. Yes. Is that fucker still alive?

No. They blasted his ashes into space. Gene Roddenberry's out in space somewhere floating around. Really? But I don't know. In a capsule? Or just ashes like. No, no.

I think they put him in like a little nice little canister. You know what? If we ever went to space, we should try to find that motherfucker. Wasn't he the first one or sexiest man alive? No, no, they put, I think they put him in like a little nice little canister. You know what, if we ever went to space, we should try to find that motherfucker. Wasn't he the first winner of Sexiest Man Alive? Gene Roddenberry? Gene Roddenberry? Maybe not. He looked like Spock, didn't he? He didn't win Sexiest Man Alive.

Not that I know of. I mean, he was handsome, but I wouldn't say he's the sexiest man alive. I'm not feeling anything. Who do you think is the sexiest man alive. I'm not feeling anything. Who do you think is the sexiest man alive? Oh, he's sitting at this table. Thank you. There we go. Not you, Ray.

We know you got some kind of a thing going for Brad Pitt, buddy. I like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt's handsome. Dogs are smarter than cats. No, they're not. Yep. Nope. This is what happened not. Yep. Nope. This is what happened.

This guy fucking collapsed. He had two Labradors, one golden, one not golden. He was black or brown, I'm not sure. Fucking guy, I don't know, he just passed out, knocked himself out unconscious. One of the dogs sat by him to protect him. The other dog goes barreling down the fucking path, barks at this bitch that had just run by. I don't know why I called her a bitch. That wasn't very nice.

I take that back. I thought you meant a dog. No. And she, the dog said, come with me. Come on, let's go. And took her back and she found the guy. They got help. 100% recovery.

Whereas a cat probably would have just did mouth to mouth and would have fucking went to sleep on his chest probably a cat would have did resuscitation maneuvers no man well my kid a fucking chance we have my kid i've been resuscitated by a kitty no you haven't i have you see this is. Yeah, but that was just a girl dressed up as a kitty. No, it wasn't. It was a kitty. That's what I said. It wasn't resuscitating you. Were you drunk?

It was a... I was drunk, yes, but... And I was choking on my puke. She was resucking to you. And a kitty saved my life. How? Mouth to mouth. It came up and put its little mouth on your face and went...

Yes, he scooped out your... Bull fucking shit, man. I puked and I was going to choke on it with Jimi Hendrix. And he stuck his paw in. It's fucking ridiculous, man. And he scooped it out and then he cleared my airway for me. Do you know what word is understood in all languages? This will freak you guys out.

Penis. No. What is it? Ten bucks if you can guess, bubs. What's the question? Hi. What word is understood in all fucking languages on Earth? Baked.

No. Ten bucks. Airplane. I'm going to give you ten more seconds. Hello. No. Fuck. Huh?

It's fuck. Huh? Fuck. Huh. It's fuck. Huh? Fuck. Huh? It's huh. H-U-H. That's not a word. Jesus Christ.

That's a fucking word. It's not a word. It's a sound. Look it up. Look it up. It's a sound. Huh? You owe me 10 bucks.

I don't owe you anything. We got a business thing for your cats if you're into it. We got to feed your cats. Is it coffee, Julian? Yes, expensive coffee. But we can fucking probably get cheap coffee. I know this whole... They shit it out, and then you brew it up, and it's expensive.

No, those aren't regular cats that do that. What, are they special coffee cats? No, they're special type, different types. No, I don't believe you. I think you should try it out man I'm not a mighty force. How much is it a pound? Yeah, how much is it for a fucking pound of this? It's a lot. It's fucking good like eighty thousand dollars a pound or John Cusack apparently drinks Coffee shit coffee or cat shit coffee

John Cusack does yeah, there was a rumor that he might also Take it in different ways other than through his mouth. He bathes in it? Nope. You mean up the earth, I think. He fucked no way. John Cusack does not put cat coffee up his earth. I don't know if it was him.

No, he drinks cat shit coffee, I think. But I think there's people out there that like to inject that little coffee up there. There's such thing as coffee enemas, if that's what you're talking about. People fucking do that. Yeah, they little coffee up there. There's such thing as coffee enemas, if that's what you're talking about. People fucking do that. Yeah, they put coffee up their arse. So we need to design an attachment that hooks on the Keurig machine

and goes right in your arse. It'll be rich. All right, can you do this with booze? Frankie, we're not... Can you do it with... Is there like a... Yeah, so if you put booze up your... Oh, people do that too.

You don't do it. It's dangerous. And it apparently doesn't hurt your liver, which is good. No, but it's dangerous because it goes right to your system. People soak things like... I think they soak tampons and vodka and ram them up their hole. And then your air subsorbs directly. Your air subsorbs the liquor right into your system and you get way more drunk.

Do you think if I opened like a bar and I'm a kind of booze bar. You're not opening a fucking bar. Well, people are fucked up. They would probably buy it, like pay to get that done. And who administers it? Who puts it up there? Randy. You know, he would

fucking love to do something like that. Pay him like five bucks an hour He probably would like to do it See You're not opening a bar where Randy's sticking fucking bosses If there's anybody out there I'm gonna tell Hey

Welcome to Perk After Dark by the way Oh yeah Cameras are running boys If anybody would like a fucking booze enema Comment Be like probably 15 bucks a shot You'll be wasted in... I'm in.

...two minutes. Randy will do it. Is it open house as well? I don't want... no, not from Randy. I'd take one from you guys. What's the diff... no, you may as well get Randy to do it, man. I'm not doing that. I am not doing that shit, man. There's easier ways to make money.

How? I don't know, but... Cat shit coffee, that's an easier way. No, we're not doing that either. Okay, you need to explain this to me because I don't understand. Catch it coffee. That's an easier way. No, we're not doing that either. Okay, you need to explain this to me because I don't understand. How about get a job? Why? I'm an entrepreneur.

You need to get me learned on this. I don't understand it. Here's the fucking headline. California condors can have virgin births. Can have what? I don't believe it. Virgin births. Says two male chicks hatched in 2001, 2009 from unfertilized eggs.

They were related to the mother through DNA, but neither was related to a male. Bullshit. Those birds were hanging out on some tree branch with load all over it, and they got pregnant. No, no, there's no male DNA in these motherfuckers. I don't believe that, man. So how does that work? Yeah, Bob these motherfuckers. I don't believe that, man. So how does that work? Yeah, Buffs, tell us. I don't know. I'm not a condor expert.

Those fucking things got a ten-foot wingspan. It's big fucking birds. Condor. That should be your... If you were a wrestler, that would be your wrestling name. The condor. No, man, I don't have, like that would be your wrestling name. The Condor. No, man, I don't have like the 10-foot span. The Condor.

Someone like Jacob could be the Condor. The Muscular Condor. The Asexual Condor. The Asexual Muscular Condor. This was a happy ending. This couple went on a road trip. They went to 11 states. Every state that bought a lottery ticket, they won the fucking Powerball in Virginia.

Two million bucks. Fucking nerd. Next time we go on a road trip, we're doing that. Every fucking place, buying a lottery ticket. I don't believe in making my money, my wealth, that way. Why? I don't want to fucking get into gambling, buying tickets, because you're just wasting your money.

Most likely it's not going to happen. I got two million dollars left. I would rather build my fucking empire myself. Clearly. Clearly, yeah. Look at this empire we're in. Well, it hasn't happened yet, obviously, bubs. But when it does,

you guys will be hanging out with me a lot more. Here's the fucking dumbass. This Colorado hiker gets lost for 24 hours. Nobody can find the fucking guy. His phone keeps ringing, but he doesn't answer it because he doesn't recognize the number. It was the rescue horse. Oh, I read that. He was out helping us.

Was he on drugs? No. He was out searching with everybody. No, no, that was a different thing. This guy just got lost. I'm calling him saying, hey, where the fuck are you? Oh, this guy. He's like, nope, don't know different thing. This guy was just getting lost. I'm calling him saying, hey, where the fuck are you? Oh, this guy. He's like, nope, don't know that number.

And he was lost. If he's got a fucking phone, why doesn't he just call people? I'm lost. I'm up near this fucking big oak tree. This is dealing with somebody that doesn't have fucking brain cells at all. There's a fucking white deer with a herd on. Come to that and you got me. I'm going to climb a tree.

I'm shaking a tree right now. Can you see a tree shaking? Holy fuck. Finland, and we've been there before, they've got fucking mobile phone throwing world championships out there. Oh, man, I'd love to go on that. I know. The recent winner said he prepared for it by mainly drinking.

Drinking, getting drunk, throwing fucking phones. And he won. Where do you throw them? You throw them down a fucking road or down a field, I don't know. Like a shot put? Except the phone sort of deal? I guess. Well, that's stupid. The corpse and the penis plant flowered again.

First time in 24 years in the Netherlands. It's only the third time ever in Europe that a penis plant fucking flowered. What's a penis plant? It's a big penis looking plant that smells like dead fucking corpse. Where did these things grow? This one was in the Netherlands, but there's been three of them that fucking flowered in Europe.

Ever. Do people try to like do stuff with them? They go and smell it, because it smells like dead people. It was close to Halloween, I think, when it actually hatched. Hatched? Flowers don't hatch, do they?

Well, it's the same sort of process. They don't grow, man. They bud. They bloom. Holy fuck, Ricky. You know what? You got you. There is hope for you.

Ben Franklin, smart motherfucker. You know what fucking year he stopped going to school? Age 10. Yeah. That's worse than me school? Age 10. Yeah. That's worse than me, isn't it? That's way fucking worse than you, man. Ben Franklin. So he's self-learned.

Same as me. I'm getting more learned every day with this kind of stuff. Who was Ben Franklin? Ben Franklin? He was the master of the electricity. No. That was Thomas Edison. Fuck.

Telephone? No. That was Alexander Graham Bell. The wheel? Ben Franklin did not invent the wheel. Flying? First plane guy? No, that was Orville and Wilbur Wright.

What the fuck did he do? Couldn't have been very big. Are you reading about him, Billy? No, man, this is even more fucked up. Out of all the people in the world, less than half of the fucking human population kiss romantically. What the fuck? Well, I think kids and stuff aren't going to be kissing romantically. Hey, fuck? Well, kids and stuff aren't going to be

kissing romantically. Hey, honey, I'm home. Let's go bang. That doesn't make sense. You know what I mean? Well, not everyone's fucking romantic like you, Well, people should be, man.

That's what I'm saying. I agree, but some people are just like, let's get this over with. Thank you. Good night. Yeah. Oh, here's some fucked up with. Thank you. Good night. Yeah. Oh, here's some fucked up spa treatments.

I'm not sure why I was looking at this, but bull sperm hair treatment. Bull sperm hair treatment. It makes your hair shine nice. Put a little load in it. You want to eat that. Where do you go for the treatment? Do you go right to the farm? No, it's at a spa in London.

And are the bowls on site, or do they ship the load in in bottles? You know what they got? They probably have like these grates, like a huge fucking grate with fucking bowls on it. You're in like a shower below, and then someone's up there just jacking them off. It's like a fucking...

Actually, no. It's said that they just would take it and massage it in your hair. So you don't get a load of rain. So what, do they jack off the brawl, get it going, and... I don't think there's any jacking off going on. I think it's just, it's shipped there probably. They massage it in your hair and let it dry, and you get beautiful, shiny... Lone hair.

Volumed up hair. You might like this one. You might like this one. Volumed up. Beer bath. Czech Republic. It's supposed to be good for acne, cellulitis, and psoriasis. Ricky, your reading is getting really good.

It's getting pretty good, man. I've been fucking practicing around. Psoriasis is a big word. Live... I had to ask Trinity how to say that. Oh. Live snail facial. You let this fucking snail.

How would you give a facial with a snail? You'd fucking put the snails on your face. You'd let them crawl around on the excretion. Oh, I thought you meant a facial where they hold them and they. No, no. No, no, no. I thought you meant a different kind of snail. I guess the snail's excret, eh, Pops?

You know what I mean? I know what you mean. Snail facial? They excret mookin'. And it's good for hydration. Seduced wrinkles. Oh, reduced wrinkles. Can you go get them all at once, I wonder?

Get in a beer bath, let snails crawl on your face, and get bolo'd in your hair. What about this one? That's a survey. That's a day at the fucking spa. I might move to Thailand and become one of these. A Thai face slapping massage. You just slap people all day? That would be a fun job.

Awesome. It's supposed to increase your circulation, dilutes blood vessels, which helps remove toxins, helps with wrinkles. Do all these at once. Oh, it makes your face skinnier. Well, yeah, no wonder. $350.

$350 to get your show. If someone wants to pay me $350 to slap the shit out of them, let's go. You know what? I bet you you can fucking talk Randy into doing that. He's too broke. But you can do all of them at once. Get in the beer bath. Get the snails on your face.

The snail facial and the face slab would be tricky. Well, no, but if you get the snails first and get the load in your hair, get that massaged in, and then somebody just melts the snails off your face. Yeah. Or you could have a caviar facial. Ooh, let the snails eat that. This is another weird one. A cactus massage.

Oh, I don't think I'd like that. They do de-spine them, but I guess it's got any oxidants or some shit in it. That was some more ding-dong here, bubs. And fish pedicure. I think you've heard about these where you put your feet in a fucking bowl full of fish and they eat all your dead skin. They nibble your dead skin

off. The red gara, I think it is. I don't think I'd like that either. Well, here's the thing I don't understand. You go to a spa and you put your fucking feet in the bucket full of fish. What about the next person that comes in? Well, it's a fresh bucket, Ricky. What, do you change the bucket of fish every time?

Yes. Oh, okay. I thought it'd be the same bucket of fish for everybody. No, no. It's not a bucket of fish for everybody. No, no. It's not a bucket of fish. It's a nice relaxing foot bath.

All right, boys, I just want to make a special toast to a company, the Peep Company. The who, Peep? Peep, you know those little marshmallow fuckers? Yes. Back in 1953, it took 27 hours to make one peep. They got it down to six minutes a day. Did you say 1553?

1953. Sorry, man. That's pretty amazing. 20 how many hours to make a peep? 27 to make one little fucking peep. See, that's a bad business model. Well, they got it figured out, man. Six minutes a day and they're everywhere.

Six minutes. Still six minutes. It still seems like a long time to make to figure it out, man. Six minutes today and they're everywhere. Six minutes. Still six minutes. It still seems like a long time to make a peep. I agree. Don't know what to tell you. Isn't it just a piece of marshmallow? Yeah. You've got to fucking toast it or something.

I don't know. It's fucking November the 5th already. Wow. I can't stand it, man. It's going to get cold soon. It's fucking getting cold right now. Fucking November the 5th, 1911. Roy Rogers got born.

Howdy, pilgrim. That's not Roy Rogers, Ricky. Roy Rogers, he doesn't say howdy, pilgrim. That's John Wayne. John Wayne. Howdy, pilgrim. Roy Rogers was the singing cowboy. He had a song called, Who Shet My Saddlebags?

It says he sang it. Happy Trails. Roy Rogers. Happy Trails, yeah. Happy trails to you. Get the fire across my yard. 1931. Ike Turner got born.

Ike Turner. Wasn't he the boxer? No, he was Tina Turner. Ike and Tina. Yeah, there's a bit of a mix there. Ike Turner was a boxer. He was a boxer. He was a boxer. He was a boxer. No, he was Ike, Tina Turner.

Ike and Tina. Yeah, there's a bit of shit going on with that guy. They say he did do some shit. I guess he was a musician. He was a singer, I think. I think he was crazy. He was a crazy fucker. Fucking Art Garfunkel.

Art Garfunkel. He's a fucking singer. I guess he's a singer. Hiskel. He's a fucking singer. I guess he's a singer. His hair. He's got nice hair. He's got, well, not anymore. He doesn't have that big fro anymore, but he can still sing. Like a French over, whatever the fuck it is.

Graham Parsons. Graham Parsons. He was from the Birds, I guess. Yes. Chris Jenner? Don't know who that is. You're keeping up with the... Oh, Chris Jenner.

Yes, I do. You know who Chris Jenner is. That's the lady. I was thinking of a fella, but I just... Holy fuck, Julian. What? You were hanging out with this guy last weekend, and you seemed to have a little crush.

I do. Robert Patrick. The Terminator 2. Oh, Bobby. Judgment Day little crush. I don't. Robert Patrick. The Terminator 2. Oh, Bobby. Judgment Day. Bobby. Hey, Bobby. Yeah.

He's a good motherfucker. He was cool, I have to admit. Terminator dude, man. The liquid guy. Yeah. Badass, man. What was his name? T-3000, wasn't it?

I don't know. I'd call him Bobby. I wanted to try to shoot him, see what would happen. You'd fucking kill him, man. No, Ricky, you'd kill him. I wonder if a lot of people try to do that. No, Ricky, nobody tries to shoot him thinking he's gonna turn into steel. I hope not. Bryan Adams.

Bryan Adams. Canadian legend. Cuts like a knife. But it cuts like a knife. But it feels so right. Yeah. All right, I got a bit of trivia here, guys. Till the Swinton?

Who the fuck is Till the Swinton? Who cares, man? Chronicles of Narnia? Okay. I'll tell you who cares. Tatum O'Neill? Till the Swinton's family. Whatever, bud.

Tatum O'Neill, ex-wife of John McEnroe. He was an awesome, awesome motherfucker. I loved him. He was a crazy bastard, too. Who? John McEnroe? John McEnroe. Sam Rockwell. wife of john mackerel he was an awesome awesome i love you crazy bastard john mackerel john mackerel sam rockwell he's good sam rockwell he does rock well sam rockwell he's got the deep voice whoa what the is going on here what brian adams and ryan? Yes. Same birthday, really?

Whiskey town. Same birthday. Ryan Adams is another singer. Non-Canadian. Are they brothers? No, they're not related. I don't believe. It would be weird. They should do a concert together. The Adams fellas. The Adams family.

Very nice. Do-de-de-doo. Alright boys, got a bit of trivia for you guys I'm gonna win some way if someone guesses this they get some bucks six what was the first fucking American hockey team to win the Stanley Cup first American yeah first clue it was in 1917 second clue you're never gonna fucking guess that's cuz I don't know the name of them. That's right.

Before it was officially the NHL, that's why. It would have been New York. Oh, yeah, or Chicago. It wasn't one of the original six. It's not one of the original six, so it was probably the Rochester Marlins. No, good guess. The Upper Millinocket Squid Bakers. No, no, no, not even close. The Rhode Island Cock Weasels.

Nope. Chicago Cunts. No. Terrence Trent Derby. Nope. You're not going to get it because I didn't even know this city had a fucking team back then. Hartford. They do now.

I didn't know they had one back then. Nope. Florida. Nope. Who? They do now. I didn't know they had one back then. No. Florida. No. Who? Done? Yes. Fuck.

Obviously. The Seattle Metropolitans. Oh, that was going to be my next guess. Now they got the Kraken. They got the Kraken now. That was going to be my next guess. Bullshit, man. I didn't even know they fucking existed.

I bet you they got the shit kicked in a lot with Lehman. Oh, yeah. The Metropolitans. Who the fuck do you guys think you are? Who are they now? The Kraken. The Kraken, man. Sea monsters.

The Seattle Kraken. The Seattle Kraken. Is an NHL hockey team. It sure is. New this year. Didn't even know that. It's their new this year. It's all right.

The Seattle Kraken. Are we done? We should move on to something else. Like what? Going to get drunk somewhere? I'd be up for that. It is November. Oh, we got to go shave our mustaches off.

For what? For Movember. I thought we had to grow them. You got to grow them, man. Oh, I thought you shaved her off. Not happening, man. Well, I'm going to grow a formidable mustache. You should grow them, man. Oh, I thought you shaved her off. Not happening, man. Well, I'm gonna grow a formidable statue. You should grow it with a fucking handlebar.

I might. You should grow one that comes out like this, little twirly. You would look like a fucking dick with one of those, bubs. Then I'll just sit here and twirl it like this. That would drive me nuts. Yes. Yes. So you'd be doing that, wouldn't you?

Non-stop. Alright, can we go? Can we fucking end this? Cheers to little peeps and November. Oh, and Halloween, boys. It was Halloween. There was all kinds of people dressed up as us.

And cheers to the Seattle Munchkons. You know what? There was a lot of ladies that dressed up as us. That was awesome. Most of the submissions we got were ladies. That's cool. Both time, ladies started fucking liking this shit, man. Yeah, so cheers to all the people. Cheers to the ladies.

Here, come on now. All right, let's go get some peeps and fucking mow them down on a lazy boy chair. Let's see how much ding dong you can fit in your mouth.