Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 24 - Robert Sheehan's Shirtless Circus

Episode Date: September 16, 2019

Ricky's started up an 'AirDnD', and his first guest is only f**kin' Umbrella Academy star Robert Sheehan! Discover Robert's favourite movie, how to poop like a champion, and who beat the p**s out of him on a film set. Also: Randy gets physical!

Okay, Julian, let's go. What? Go where? We're making the thing, the show. I've got fucking work to do over here. We're making the fucking show. Well, you can make the fucking show. I'm making a fucking gym on a wall. I'm trying to study.

This thing's fucking perfect. Do you really need your muscles to get bigger? No, this is for fucking show. I'm making a fucking whoop gym on a wall. I'm trying to study. This thing's fucking perfect. Do you really need your muscles to get bigger? No, this is for fucking Mo. Mo should start working out right now. You're not turning Mo into a little mini muscle man. It's awesome. Why not? It's for my Air D&D too. It's for the Air D&D, bubs. Shut the fuck up. Bud, you gotta, you gotta check out soon, man. Who are you talking to, Ricky? It's a f- Some guy's renting my bedroom. What? Yes. What are you talking about, Air D&D? Trinity set it up.

It's this thing you rent out rooms, man, for money. Airbnb, you're doing that? This is Air D&D. What's that stand for? Drugs and drinks. For free. This is fucking brilliant, man. It's a brilliant business idea.

15 bucks a night, man. He can hear four nights, but- What's wrong with him? I don't know, he's got something wrong. It's hard to understand, too. He's brilliant, man. It's a brilliant business idea. Fifteen bucks a night, man. He can hear four nights. What's wrong with him? He's got something wrong. It's hard to understand, too. He's...yeah. But he seems like an okay dude. I guess he works for... He's an actor. He works in rainy industries or rainy... I don't have fucking...

Rainy business. That doesn't make any sense. No, it's not rain- Can you tell him to stop hacking up his lungs and we can make a fucking show? What are the fucking tents on a pole called? Umbrellas? Umbrellas. It's um- He's not in the Umbrella Academy.

Umbrella what? The Umbrella Games. The Umbrella Academy. Hey, bud. What's up, man? How you feeling this morning? Hey, all right, man. What's going on? All right, just building the gym, bud. Do you know what that is?

You never say anything about any fucking glass ceiling on the D. See, I mean, it's hard to understand. It's from Ireland, Ricky. How do you know? You never say anything about a limit, you know? Well, a limit. Fucking last night you were talking about a fucking...

Well, 15 bucks, man, is not a lot of money. Well. By the time I, you know, food costs and... False advertising, man. Well, you smoke and you drink a lot more than most people. You can get dumped for that shit these days. Ricky, did you put it in the amenities that he gets free dope? Yeah, it was in the amenities.

Well, if it's in the amenities, then you got to do it. Yeah, dope, Wi-Fi, drinks. Wi-Fi? You don't have fucking Wi-Fi. Yeah, there's no Wi-Fi. No, but he can get yours from here. Ricky, don't be giving my Wi-Fi? You don't have fucking Wi-Fi. Yeah, there's no Wi-Fi. No, but you can get yours from here. Ricky, don't be giving my Wi-Fi out to people. Although he can use it. I know who that is.

Yeah, man, I'm on your Wi-Fi. Hey, do you wanna... We're making a TV show here. Do you wanna be on it? Yeah, all right. Here, come here for one second. You can't just all of a sudden be part of this. Like, he doesn't have the experience and stuff.

Ricky, he's... He's on a fucking TV show. He's done tons of movies. He said that. For real? Look, he's on... No. Yo, I can smoke more later on.

How do people understand him? What's wrong with you? You really are on the umbrella games. Rainy Industries, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Umbrella Academy. I'll have to check that out. Please welcome our first guest, Robert Chan.

He's my tenant. Yeah, yeah, you know. He's my tenant. If this is gonna knock money off the rent, I'll do it. So you're renting a room in Ricky's trailer? Yeah, yeah. It's been pretty sweet so far. You're a super host man.

Well, I appreciate that. Do you think you'll be leaving soon? I'm gonna put that in the review. Well, that's good because... You know what a review from him will get you? I'm starting to read on promotion. You could probably jack it up to 25 bucks a night. You gotta build a website. I would have paid 25 bucks a night.

Well, I would appreciate that if you're staying any longer. Well, you know, there's no tipping facility on Airbnb, so it's not possible. Well, actually, for the weekends, the price goes up a bit because it's weekend rates, right? So it's double on Friday. Is it the weekend? It's double on Friday. Same amenities, though? It's not the weekend, is it?

No, no, no. That goes up, too, man. Is it? I don't know. What day is this? It's a Friday. It's Friday, right? Oh, right.

So Friday goes up double. Is Friday part of the weekend or is Saturday and Sunday the weekend? It's... Well. It's a Friday, Ricky. Oh, right. So Friday it goes up double. But is Friday part of the weekend or is Saturday and Sunday the weekend? It's $12 a night. So it's $24 for Friday night and then it goes up to $36 for Saturday. It goes back down to $24 for Sunday. No, man, that's too much. Drinks are $10 on Saturday. They go down to $7.50 on Sunday.

You know, there are other trailers that I can stay in in this park. I don't think there is actually. I mean, I don't want to undercut you, Ricky, but you can stay in my bunk beds for less than that. Eight bucks, I'd charge. Pops, you're not fucking doing this. Well, he's using my fucking Wi-Fi. So why shouldn't I get the fucking benefit? I could give you a dollar for Wi-Fi.

So, right? If you don't mind being in the top bunk, you can stay in my shed with me. For how much? Eight bucks a night with free Wi-Fi that you're already taking from me. Sounds like Bubbles has a crush on somebody right now. That's what it sounds like. I don't have a crush on the man.

What the fuck you do? Is there dope and drinks? There's dope and drinks, yes. No, there's not dope and drinks like there is here, though. No. He's got, like, shitty mold, though. I reached my glass ceiling last night. What's that mean?

Just means I smoked so much dope and drank so many drinks that Ricky cut me off, which I didn't think was possible. Ricky, if it's in the amenities, does it say unlimited dope? It sort of says free dope. Yeah, but also, he spelled amenities wrong, so that whole thing's voided out. So it doesn't fucking count. It's voided out because amenities is spelled wrong? It's spelled wrong. Well how come you're here? How come you're out?

Ricky! Not right now! You're not interrupting this right now. You owe me $112 right freaking now. I happen to know he has that. I'm just saying because... You're... You're Robert Sheehan.

Calm down. Umbrella Academy. Randy, calm down. What the freak is he doing with you guys? He's been here for two weeks. His lot fees are more than Randy. And he's got money to pay for the fucking room. Lot fees then.

You'll get it, Randy. You'll get it. Good to meet you, I'm Randy, assistant trailer park supervisor for Sunnyvale Trailer Park. What's your name again? Randy? Randy, all right.

We're in the middle of something here, man. Randy, get your hands off the man. This isn't nice. It's okay, I mean, it's a silky robe, you know? It is silky. It's quite soft. It is kind of hard not to touch it. It's in the amenities. That's, oh, that's okay. I mean, it's a silky robe, you know. It is silky. It's quite soft. It is kind of hard not to touch it. It's in the amenities. That's all that's provided.

Yeah. Oh, isn't that something? That's nice. I'm kind of a little silky. A little bit silky today. Are you just going to stand there breathing on us, Randy? You gotta go, man. What the fuck do you want?

I want my lot fees. $112. I'll have it in the next week or two. $112. Do you mind if I just hang out a little bit, guys? I do, you smell. You don't smell good, Randy. If you hang out, you have to drop it down to $105. Oh.

Yeah, I like this negotiation. Drop what down to $105? Here's the deal, Randy. You can hang out for half an hour, but the lot fees get expunged. Half hour? Oh, no, I need the lot fees. Well, they're expunged.

For frick's sakes, come on. Get the fuck out then, Randy. You're not allowed to run the rental Airbnbs. No, no, it's not Airbnb. He's a friend. It's got to be in the Sunnyvale contract. You said that he'd stay in here. No, it's different. It's Air D&D. Yeah, he doesn't pay me. He pays a friend. It's not Airbnb. It's Air D&D. It's not in the Sunnyvale contract. You said that he's staying here. No, it's different.

It's Air D&D. Yeah, he doesn't pay me. He pays somebody else. And it's for friends only, so fuck off. You can't say a word about this. Yeah. How long are you staying? And that old Nepalese lady with her niece that was staying here before, she's a family

friend, you know? She's a family friend. She's a Nepalese a family friend, you know She was hot So she did she aged well if you really are on a TV show, which I don't really believe you probably have more money than Since you could probably pay me a bit more Well, yeah, the freaks are going up tonight. Where would see, if this show does exist, where would you see it? What? This show what?

If it exists, if it's real, where would I want to watch it? It's real. He's on the Netflix. That's a big one, isn't it? That's the one. It's fucking Netflix, man, it's huge. That's the one they show us on. They got money. Netflix, you know. Ricky, Netflix is huge.

I can't take it. But we're on it. It can't be. I'm sick of myself from saying stuff. Julian, you can't build this gym. Just fucking try to build it. Go find some supplies. You're gonna let Randy build your gym. No, there's not even any weights, Julian.

It wouldn't... It's all... Use your body weight, dumbass. For what? It's a fucking workout. Gym on a wall? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next time you stay here, we're going to have a gym on a wall. I'd like to see you exercise on that, Randy.

But the rates are going to be... I'd like to see that. Julian was showing me some moves, but look. Yeah, that's pretty hot. Would you pay more money if I had a gym on a wall? Yeah, I would. I'd give you an extra... Let's go right over there, man.

Let's get another TV. Actually, yeah. Four or five bucks. Put it right there, Randy. What do you got in your smart box today? I don't know, man. You or five bucks a night. Put it right there, Randy. What do you got in your smart box today? I don't know, man. You should build a fitness center. Hey, remember last time when you were asking what's his name?

You know, the questions you'd ask a celebrity asking? Oh, you want some of those? Yeah. Do you think that worked out or what? I think if you can put fitness center in the amenities. Gym on the wall. Gym on the wall. Fitness center, that sounds...

That would be incredible. Exercise number four is half-lever leg spread. Look, he's got them spread wide open right there. That's not a book to jack off to, Randy. Fucking... I was just looking at the exercises, Julian. Now you're looking at the dude in the exercises. How come, Randy? Hide your boner.

Check out the ab exercises in there, Randy. There is. There's some side curl-ups. You know what? Abs, doing those things will do nothing for you, man. That's like fucking 40 years of fat there. It's solid fucking shit. Single arm and leg breakers. Look, Julian, he's got his legs spread wide.

And what are you looking at his camel toe for, huh? He doesn't have a camel toe. He's got good flexibility. He can touch his toes. Randy. Yeah, you'd fucking like that, wouldn't you, Randy? Can we talk about this later? Go back there, Randy. This might be good to build, Julian.

I think you're right. Just fucking do something, Randy. Randy's driving me to drink. Randy, just build the gym on the wall already. Stop fucking looking at the instruction manual. So how does somebody that sounds like they have something wrong with them be so good at stuff? I guess you're an actor.

Are you talking about his accent? No, he wrote a book, too. Oh. Would the book be hard to understand like you are? I haven't told anyone that. No, Ricky, it's the same words. It's not going to be harder to understand the book. It's the English language.

Just the way he speakels them is different than I do. Yeah, the way I speakels is... It's close to Nova Scotia, though. It is. Quite close. I don't find them hard to understand. But then, you know, Halifax, where I was recently, seems to have quite Canadian sounding people.

I was expecting more people to sound like pavies as we call them at home. What are pavies? They make a great burger. Travelers. Gypsies. Yeah.

Gypsies. You thought we'd sound like gypsies? No, you sound like gypsies. Oh, do we? The Nova Scotians and the Newfoundlandians. Julian's. What the fuck is this?

Julian's part, gypsy. I'm not, what do you mean, Bob? Yeah, you can tell. You can tell. You can see it. So where are you from? You're from Ireland, right? Yeah.

Ireland. I love fucking Ireland. What? I said I love Ireland. Yeah. We've been there, haven't we? That's where our ancestors come from, Ireland, man. Yeah.

You know what I mean? You've been to two places, Dublin and Belfast. Nova Scotia means New Ireland. New Scotland. That's what it means. You're kind of wrong. No, that's what it means. It means New Scotland, man.

New Ireland. New Ireland. But I do like New Ireland. I saw it on the internet. Do you remember what the airline over there is called, Ricky? Shamrock's in the air. Shamrock's in the air? It does have a shamrock on the plane.

Oh, I don't know what that is. Oh yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. Ingeleth. That's its nickname. Air Ingeleth. Air Ingeleth. Air... Angus? Air Cunningis. Air Inglis. Air. Angus?

Air Cunninglingus. Yes, that's it. Now I remember. Air Lingus. Cunninglingus. Yeah, Cunninglingus is ancient Irish for flight. Flight of the bird. I don't believe that.

I think it's dirty. Dirty stuff. All right, man. Okay, what did you want to be when you were a kid, Robert? Who, me? Yeah, this is a question. Dirty, dirty stuff. All right, man, okay, what did you want to be when you were a kid, Robert? Who, me? Yeah, this is a question, straight up fucking real. Oh, shit. Like celebrity hour here.

Uh-oh. Do you know what, right? One time I was in primary school, I was 10 years old, and the principal of the school came and got me from the class and he goes we have to go out inside and do this thing and there was a journalist from the local newspaper and I gave a story about what I wanted to be when I grew up nice okay remember what it was a doctor doctor I said doctor I was on the spot I

just like yeah I'll be it I want to be a doctor now if, I said doctor. I was on the spot. I was just like, uh, I want to be a doctor. Now, if you were a doctor, would you wear this? Yeah. That'd be awesome. Yeah, I mean, I want to put my patients at ease, you know? So you didn't become one, I guess. Well, these days I'm a doctor in, you know, things that unfortunately you don't get a certificate for. Okay, what are these things?

That's really cool. Example, please. I know what he's talking about. I wanted to be a snowplow driver when I was young. Did you? Just to have that power. You should never drive a snowplow, Ricky, ever. I'd like to see you drive a snowplow.

But not through snow. Not through snow. Like on a beach?plow, Ricky, ever. I'd like to see you drive a snowplow. But not through snow. Not through snow. Like on a beach? On a warm day, yeah. I wanted to be a spaceman. It wouldn't be the same though, would it? What? With a snowplow? You drove a snowplow on a non-snowy day.

I'd like to see you drive a snowplow in space with bubbles. That'd be a cool vehicle to take to space. Yeah. Spaceplow. Just drifting through space in a plow. Plowing asteroids. Plowing stars out of the way. Oh fuck, Bubba G. Asteroids and shit.

The story about that chick, the astronaut that went up into space, she was in the space station. She was going through a fucking divorce, so she decides to log into his bank account. No way she could do that from space. She did. And she might be the first criminal ever in space. Space pirate. It's a check.

We logged into her house. That we know of. Yeah, her house, Ben, she's like, fuck. That we know of. That we know of. Oh yeah, there's all kinds of shit going on. All sorts of crimes have been committed in space. There's lots of banging, they're smoking,

they're drinking, they're doing all kinds of drugs. They're air D&D in that shit. Totally. I don't believe you can air D&D the space station. Man, I bet you could, man. You'd get a lot of money for it. You could charge a premium. Oh, you could charge a million bucks.

Imagine the amenities. Well, they're fucking renting yachts out for, you know, a mils a year. Imagine the amenities. One of the amenities, spacewalk. Yeah. Go for a spacewalk. Space ice cream. Wi-Fi.

Also, ability to log into your ex's bank account. From the space station. In their amenities. Going through a messy divorce? Come to the space station. Come to the space station and fucking become a criminal in space. That would be awesome. Maybe she's not governed by earthly laws.

Do they have like a... Yeah, well, exactly. Is it... There was a crime committee. Yeah. Yeah, well exactly. Is it- There was a crime committee, yeah. Yeah, who the fuck governs over the space station? I don't know. Because it's the ISS, isn't it?

It's the International Space Station. That film that I was idly bragging about last night that I did called In NASA. Do you remember I was saying I did a thing in NASA? In NASA, yeah. Yes, in Louisiana, was set on the ISS, but in the future. So you were in an actual NASA building. Yeah, but certainly it was still gravity, you know?

It was still the Earth. I got to fly the space shuttle simulator with astronaut Chris Hadfield. Did you? Yes, I did. You got to what? I flew the space shuttle simulator and landed the space shuttle and Colonel Cress Hadfield,

Commander Hadfield said- The Canadian dude. Yes, he said, you are an incredible pilot. Bubs. One of the best I've ever seen. He was being nice to you. He was being polite. No, you shouldn't be bragging about that, Bubs.

He didn't think that. He didn't think that. You almost crashed it. You almost fucking killed it. Did he or did he not say, you're one of the best pilots I've ever seen? You were almost another Challenger. Do you remember the Space Shuttle Challenger?

I do. That killed everyone. You were nearly another one of them. No, but that didn't go well. Challenger, they had a bad malfunction. It was bad. Vehicle breakup. People didn't, yeah, there was some people.

That was terrible. People hurting that one. All right, check this out. What the fuck is your favorite movie? That's a good question. That's a hard question. You can't pick one. How do you pick one movie? Goodfellas, easy. I fucking told you my favorite movie ever. One of mine. There's lots of other ones.

What other movies are your favorite? I'm not telling you. You didn't ask me. Rick, what's your favorite fucking movie? I want not telling you. You didn't ask me. What? You didn't ask me. Rick, what's your favorite fucking movie? I want to hear what he's going to say first. Okay, Robert, please, Rob. What's your favorite movie? Who, me?

Yeah. But I thought we were going to do Ricky's first. Okay, I'll pick the, what was that one with the shank? Shawshank Redemption. No, let's not jump to conclusions. It might be a prison movie. It could be. Julian's was Roadhouse, we all know that. Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh and he goes, what do you think you're being communicated to from the first scene of the Big Lebowski when he's in the supermarket?

Yeah. And I was like, that he's broke and that he's like a cool dude and he didn't have any cash on him. And he goes, that whole scene is a dissection of the sort of geopolitical state of the US in, when was it, during the fucking Cold War. the sort of geopolitical state of the US in, when was it, during the fucking Cold War, there was a whole, no, it's George Bush Senior, isn't it?

When Big Lebowski is, yeah, there's a whole, and then later on in the movie, he goes, he goes, this aggression will not stand, man. And he got that literally from the mouth of George Bush Senior in the first scene. How fucking high is he right now? How fucking big does he look? He's been smoking Ricky's dope for four fucking days.

What the fuck is he talking about? I like Brad Pitt Fight Club. That was a good movie. Shut the fuck up. The big Lebowski is a fucking masterpiece. It's a great movie. I didn't get all that out of it, but it was still good. We did though, we did,

but we just didn't realize it consciously. Best movie of all time? Brad Pitt was good in that great movie. I didn't get all that out of it, but it was still good. That's what I need, we did though, we did, but we just didn't realize it consciously. Best movie of all time? No, Brad Pitt was good in that tank movie. That tank movie he was in? John Badman was good in that. That was a good movie. Who? John Badman was good in that.

John Badman is so good in that movie. Fury, Fury! John Badman is so good in that movie. John Goodman's cousin, John Badman. Best movie of all time. There's no contest. Slain Blade. Alley Bob Thorpe. That was a good one, man.

What about Pulp Fiction? That was big. It ain't got no gas. Pulp Fiction was good. It was as hot as roll. True Romance. Do some more, man. Do the potato ones.

I think I'm gonna have me some of them French fried potatoes. That's good, man. Do you ever throw in a... Some taters here, but... It ain't got no gas in it. What'd you say? He said, are you cooking some friggin' taters? Not for you.

Where'd he get taters from? Oh, Randy, would you like... I think you've had enough. Randy, I'll make you a big bowl of gold. Fuck yourself. Bubbles? With a side of sucketh. So, Sling Blade, Shank movie, and The Big Lebowski. What's your favorite movie? Roadhouse, man.

Roadhouse, of course. Goodfellas, man. That was a great movie. But Patrick Swayze wasn't in Goodfellas. Yeah, he wasn't in Goodfellas. So that can't be your favorite. Why are you saying this to me? Because. Fucking Patrick Swayze? Yeah, becausefellas. Yeah, he wasn't in Goodfellas. So that can't be your problem. Why are you saying this to me? Because...

Fucking Patrick Swayze? Yeah, because... Who are you more attracted to, Patrick Swayze or Sam Elliott? The boys told me when you were young, you used to watch Roadhouse again and again and again. Not once have I watched that movie. I watched a bit of it. You also talked with Sam Elliott for years now. On repeat for weeks, apparently, you said.

He did. The only time he'd take a break was to watch Ghost, which also had Patrick Swayze in it. Just after lunch. Can you see me sitting down watching Ghost? Yes, I have seen it. Not a chance, man. What about Black Dog?

Black Dog? Wasn't that a trucker movie you liked? Black Dog? Also starring Patrick Swayze. That was a good one. That was a good movie. Well, that's because Swayze was in it. That's why you loved it. Are you kidding me?

You know what? There's actually a fucking cereal that exists that's called Poop Like a Champion. That sounds like something Randy would eat. Hey, Randy, did you ever hear of a fucking cereal called Poop Like a Champion? No, I haven't, Julian. Well, there is one out there. Really? A real cereal?

And look, it's got fucking berries and stuff in it. Right there, look. Oh, yeah, because it's so fibrous. Like, who would buy that? It's very fibrous. Yeah, you eat it and you're good. I guess if you're having trouble pooping. You'll poop like a champion.

Turbo poop. Poop like a champion, my friends. They should license that for the theme song. Marshal. We'll keep on moving till the end. What the fuck are you doing? I'm just playing a little bit of video games, Julian. Yeah?

I must say, right, I love Canada for all of its quirks and charms. Tim Hortons, et cetera. Fuck you, Randy. What about Rocky Charms? I had pizza pizza the other night for the first time. Fuck you. And I didn't shit right for I had pizza pizza the other night for the first time. What the frick? Why? Fuck you! And I didn't shit right for a day and a half. Yeah.

Nice. So you were not back pooping like a champ? No, I was pooping like a loser. Pooping like a fire extinguisher. Like a loser. Do you eat Lucky Charms when you're in Ireland? Absolutely. Every morning?

That's for my customers, not for friends. There's no food left in here, Rick. Yeah, it's just booze. Fuck, Rob. How much have you been eating? Well, you know, I get the munchies pretty seriously. This is supposed to come with breakfast, not anything else. It's in the amenities, Ricky. Yeah.

What do you expect's gonna happen when you feed someone that much dope, you know? Of course they're gonna eat all your food. I'm gonna have to start charging for snacks. Well, just take it out of the amenities. I should put a snack machine in it. The amenities are key. A snack machine and a coin changer. Instead of a fridge, I'd just have a big vending machine.

Next to the gym. That would be a good idea. That could literally catch on as an Airbnb thing. That literally could, couldn't it? People putting vending machines in their fucking apartments. I think that would be fantastic. Like fucking... The beer... Like Ryanair, which is the cheapest thing. That literally could, couldn't it? People putting vending machines in their fucking apartments. I think that would be very trash. The beer... Like Ryanair, which is the cheapo version

of Shamrock's in the Sky in Ireland. Rhino Air? Rhino Air. Shamrock's in the sky with a sign. The guy who runs Ryanair tried to bring in charging for the bathroom recently. Jesus Murphy. And they were like, you can't do that. for the bathroom recently. Jesus Murphy. And they were like, you can't do that.

Like the regulatory board. You got 40,000 feet, you're either going to shit yourself or you're going to pay me a dollar. Who's doing this? That's basically the guy that runs Ryanair. They tried to do it, Ryanair. That's how, sort of, you know. So you should.

I would never do that. You should become the Rhino heir of Air D&D. So what's... So you've done a bunch of movies, a bunch of TV shows. What's the craziest thing that ever happened to you while you were filming? Well, when we was in NASA, what I mentioned earlier... Yeah? I was working with Gerard Butler of 300 fame.

My queen! When he was that Scottish Spartan. Yeah. That we all loved so much. Randy loved that movie. I don't remember much about that movie. I think you were in that movie, Randy, weren't you? Yeah, he was one of the ripped guys.

He's Irish as well, right? He's an Irish dude, isn't he? He looks like he's getting a little banged up these days. Who, Gerard? Well, he fucking, this is the thing. He fucking banged me up, I'll tell you this. He, I left there, we did a reshoot. We did a scene, they rewrote the scene

where he beat me up in the scene, right? Beats me up real bad. And Gerard Butler is six foot four, I think, and is built like a brick shed house. Or Randy, you know? But most of the weight is around the shoulders as opposed to lower. Yeah, fucking boiler.

If you took Randy and squeezed him like that and everything burned up. Yeah, it went into the chest and back and shoulders. That hurts when you do that. So he beat the piss out of you? I just envision someone squeezing Randy around the middle and he suddenly looks grey. Randy, just stand over there. Get the fuck away from him. Why?

Just get the fuck away. Stand over there. Yeah, Randy, there's an awful stink coming off you. There's an awful stink. I don't stink, do I? So anyway, Jared Butler beat the shit out of me for nine hours. We shot this scene. Jesus. And I went away with a black eye. So he connected a couple times.

A fucked up shoulder. Oh, yeah. That sucks. To the point where he rang the director of the thing that I was shooting. Like, I was doing a reshoot on that movie. He's got such strong hands. He rang the director to apologize for sending me back with a black eye. Oh, fuck.

Bless him. No, he didn't mean to do it, but he's a big juggernaut of a man, and he just smashed me to bits. Jesus, Murph. I know. I was sure. There's the glamour of being in the movies. I bet you Julian would like to get beat up by Gerard Butler. Oh, Bob, come on. beat up by Gerard Butler. Oh, Bobs, come on.

Could you beat Gerard Butler? Yeah, if it was a competition between Swayze and Butler, who would you go for to get beat up by? Do you think you could take Gerard Butler in a festicops? Yes, I could, Bobs. I think I could. You think you could take Gerard Butler in a festicops? Actually, you know what? I don't know, man. I think maybe you're built like another brick shithouse,

a better built brick shithouse. Has he ever been in jail before? No, I don't think so. So did he, you said he got you banged up, did he get you drunk or? No, he banged me up. He banged my mouth, right. He beat the fuck out of you, okay.

You know what, actually, I turned 27 when we did that, and he did get me drunk one night. He's teetotal himself but we went down to this place where they do a shot with a little scorpion in it no way I've seen that it's like $25 shot and you get a t-shirt or whatever and he goes

right you're having one of them and so he got me drunk he fed me a scorpion god love him. Do you want to go have some drinks with me later tonight? Yeah, all right. Yeah.

I mean, this fucking... It's a bad idea, Robert. Listen, this Oasis has run dry. I need to get my fucking D&D somewhere. I can get more stuff. I got a spare room in my trailer. I only charge five bucks, so... And I got lots of dough. And he's a spare room, so we're not sitting...

I'm listening to you up all night fumbling with your stuff. It's a trap. You better make sure you got a lock on your door. I've got different shampoos. Is there a lock on the, padlock on the door? Not a padlock, but you just have to use, push the knob. There's a lock from the inside of the outside. Push the knob in.

I push whose knob? You push the knob in and you turn, and that makes it lock. From the inside or the outside? From inside. I got different conditioners and shampoos and body washes. Yeah Randy will be pushing on knobs all And I do have bubble bath. Who doesn't like a good bubble bath? I love a bubble bath. Every time I'm in the bath it's a bubble bath.

We get it. Where do you bathe? That's a good one. I bathe. Where? Different places. You don't use your toilet? I use Ricky's shower, Julian's shower. I go in the lake, bring my shampoo to the lake. Bring your shampoo to the lake. Lake showers are good. That's so sweet. Randy, don't be getting in the fucking lake.

I have a few every summer in the lake. I don't like getting in the lake, though, because I get leeches on me sometimes. Get a leech on my bird. That's the price you pay for hygiene. I just, did you ever have a leech on your bird? No. Snake.

But why did you leave it there for so long? But I think before I leave, I should have that as part of the whole experience. Well, we'll have some drinks. Just get in the lake. I don't think it's like a local tradition, is it? It could be. You get bird leeched?

Yeah, get leeched in. Get leeched in. Get leeched in like in Newfoundland. You gotta get a bird, got a leech on your bird. That's something we should do every night with every guest. That's gonna go in the amenities.

Get leeched in. Get leeched in. What about for women? Come on, Ricky. Get a leech in your bird? Ricky. He's always gotta take it over the edge.

The ladies get leeched out. That's a good question. Leeched out. Yeah. always gotta take it over the edge. The lady's getting leeched out. Leeched out? Yeah. Always gotta take it over the cliff, Ricky. Leech on your lips. Grand opening promotion plans. All right, I gotta read this chapter for sure. What is it?

Grand opening promotion. Well, I can't, because I already had my grand opening. I'm going back to bed. Screw you guys. Okay, well, we will get you up. And like, check out is what? Like 4 or 5 o'clock later this afternoon? Jim will be ready in a couple of hours. Check out, yeah? Late check out. So are you checking out?

Bye guys. Late check out is part of the amenities, right? Hey Robert, wait up. I gotta show you something. Randy, you're not going down there. I gotta show you something. Randy's gonna try to do stuff to him in your bed, Ricky. Yeah, you're fucking' right he is. Okay, boys.

All right. I'm done. Why? I'm just done. I gotta go get some splosh, man. I need some wood. I need a bunch of fuckin' brooms. Oh, I gotta go get some wood and build my muscle gym. Can you try to leave that window in there, please? The window's there. It's gonna go right here.

The Jesus picture's gonna have to come down. This is gonna have to be moved. I don't know about this. Am I really gonna need more money? So you know he's just filling it in your trailer so he's got a spot for his gym. You know that, right? He's gonna be over here working out every day.

It's for the fucking customers, bubs. He's gonna be all slept up like a catfish. And he's gonna be- Because I'm not greasy to do something like that. Yeah. You're gonna have to wear a shirt. I know you work out with no shirt on usually, but you're gonna have to wear a shirt. And underwear work with no shirt on usually but you're gonna have to wear and underwear fuck off

boss you have to wear underwear you can't be you know things flopping out of your shorts all right we're good all right is he really on an umbrella games yes Ricky he's a big fucking star and he's living in your house. That's cool. You should be charging him way more. You said he's broke. He's probably loaded.