Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 25 - IKEA Meatball Party

Episode Date: November 14, 2022

Orangie's on a hash high, Randy stinks, and Ricky's got some facts that will blow your tits off! Ricky and Julian also decide not to go to jail this winter, they're moving into IKEA! Also: The Boys raise a glass for Remembrance Day.

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off. It does kind of relax you a bit, eh? Just sitting here watching this little fucker swim around. I know Bub's the Nazi, but should I give him a bit of hash? Well, I mean, I eat a bit of hash. You eat some. Give him some hash. Just give him a little piece. Fish get bosoms too, you know, man. Fucking Bub's just paranoid, man.

You can go, little buddy. Eat up. You know, man. Fucking Bobs is just paranoid, man. You can go, little buddy. Eat up. Enjoy that shit. It's Afghani. That was a bit too big of a piece, man. No, he's got it. It's in there.

Now, are we going to record him high as fuck? Hey, did I miss it, guys? He was slamming the fucking door. He scared Orangey. Oh, Orangey? Where is he on slamming the fucking door? He's scared of Orangey. Oh, Orangey? Where is he? He's hiding from you. What the fuck are you doing here?

I was told to come over here. Who told you to come over? Bob's told me. Oh, my fuck. We already told him that if he's not going to be here, he doesn't need to send you here. Well, did I miss it, or are we done? Well, relaxing time is over now that you're fucking here, Randy.

So you're trying to chill out, enjoy my time, looking at a fish. Getting fucking high. Not going to deal with you. I like that orangey. Fucking smell like fish food, dude. Jesus Christ. Are you at a fucking fish store or something? No, it was over there.

What do you mean it's over there? I've had it. It smelled like sweaty nuts or something, man. Like you're fishy or something. I don't know what the fuck that is. I don't know either, Julian. Hey. Come over here and you fucking shower, Randy.

Ah. You guys seem awful. Cranky. What's wrong? Well, it's because we're over there chilling out, hanging out with the fish, and then you walk in. Well, I can't help it. Don't you have things to do? I've got lots to do, but I kind of like doing this.

This is fun. Isn't there a fence you can fucking paint or something or some garbage you can pick up? I've got that on my list to do, but I kind of like doing this. This is fun. Isn't there a fence you can fucking paint or something? Or some garbage you can pick up? I've got that on my list to do later. Ricky? Yes? Are we just going to do this so we get this going? I guess we should fucking get it over with.

All right, this is perk after dark. Now that you're here, I want you to get the fuck out, so let's do it. This might be only five minute perk after dark today. What is it, like November 11th? It's November 11th, yes. That's like, that's Remembrance Day, right? Yep. Is it?

It is. I didn't fucking, oh, okay. So we're getting drunk tonight then we should just remember things that happened in the past I guess

yeah celebrate our freedom and all the people that fucking gave it to us amazing you know it's good

it's really good to be like not in jail for Remembrance Day we've been in jail for Remembrance Day and we're like you know we should be free.

But we're not. It's kind of shitty. Yeah. If you think about it. It's getting fucking cold though, man. I might have to go back to jail soon. Yeah, me too. I can't be in the military because of the shirt thing.

Well, that's good to know. Thanks for telling us, Randy. So other than that, you would be in the military. Is that what you're saying? Well, I was thinking, because it's the military. They teach you some good stuff. Common sense. What else do they teach you, Randy?

How to polish your boots. You think you would actually make it through basic training? If I could fit underneath those things when you crawl on the ground, I could. What about a 10K run? Well, you've seen that movie, Mr. Sergeant Pyle, remember? He ran. Yeah.

He did it. He was a bigger fella. Full metal jacket? That's what it was. The guy that went AWOL and fucking shot people up or something? Well, that was just because he... It was like two movies in one. He had mental abuse.

It's like one of the greatest short films ever made. Oh. Followed by the war footage, but... The actual... Up to the point where he killed himself, I thought it was one of the best short films ever made. That sergeant guy, drill sergeant, scared me. He was fantastic.

He scared me. He was a real drill sergeant, wasn't he? I think. He said something about, like, pooping down the guy's neck or something. Reach around? Oh, yeah, that's right. One of your favorite moves? You guys are having a nice little discussion, eh?

Back and forth? Did you see that? You guys good buddies now,? Back and forth. Did you see that? You guys good buddies now, Ricky? Did you see that movie, Julian? No, I was kind of making fun of him. Did you see it? I guess I can't. Yeah, I did see the fucking movie.

I probably watched it four or five times. What's it to you? I'm just curious there, grumpy man. Okay, so if you were in the military, here's something. If you were called over to go over to fight, right, would you kill somebody if you had to? Well, for your country, you'd have to if you signed up for that, yeah. I bet you you wouldn't.

I bet you you'd just shoot yourself. Oh, I might freeze. I don't know. It's kill or be killed, bud. Well, then you'd hope that you would come on froze, and then you'd do it. If you didn't, you'd probably get done. What are the knives on the end of the guns? Bayonet.

So, yeah, that would be a tough one. Well, I mean, if they stabbed you in the old boiler, you might be okay. Okay. Because you've got called visceral fat there, like a lot. You've got about a foot of it. So if there's a visceralceral it's not going to go away easy it's like that's there for life bud hate to tell you but being that would go into that it might puncture the stomach it might not the lining so i think you might be okay so if you

went in this way with it it would might go right through or might you might be okay cheeseburgers and onion rings saved my life then possibly Possibly. In the stabbing. Now, if you get shot in the gut, you're fucked. Right. That would be nasty. Yeah, I wouldn't want to do it. Definitely go in there and then the doctors would have a fucking fuck of a time going through all that fat. I'd be scared, I think.

So, I think we're right to remember everyone that's to remembering. All right. You know what? That was good, Randy. Cheers to the people. You guys want a clink? You fought for us. No.

No. I want your cooties. All right. Okay. So what do we got today, Ricky? Something that's going to blow your fucking tits right off. Good. Maybe.

It's what I need. It kind of blew my tits off. I didn't even think this was fucking possible. A bird called a bar-tailed godwit just sent a fucking non-stop distance record for migratory birds. 8,435 miles it flew from Alaska to Australia without stopping. 11 fucking days. And I'm like, how the fuck do they know? This is horse shit. They had

a goddamn GPS tracker in the goddamn bird. That's nuts. Like, how the fuck can you fly for 11 days non-stop? It must have been 8,000 miles. I wonder if birds could sleep. Airstream. The airstream. It just, then it

blew it. The wind was blowing in that direction. And it just had a nap? Maybe. Because I think they just have to go like this. This is what I miss

about Bubbles. Like, Bubbles would have an answer. He probably would. He would have some floaty arm. Airstream. They'd be like this.

Thanks, Randy. Yeah, but I mean, you're right. That would take a long time. They'd have to sleep. Thanks, Randy. Yeah, but I mean, you're right. Like, that would take a long time. They'd have to sleep. They can't not sleep. Lost half its body weight. They'd have to.

I guess it happens quite a bit. Fucking this type of bird goes from Alaska to Australia and New Zealand. That's a long fucking flight, man, over the ocean. It's cold, too. It'd be pretty chilly. Yeah, it's quite a flight, man. Anyway, that fucking blew my tits off. I couldn't believe a little bird can do something like that and find its way.

Yeah, it didn't blow my tits off. Fuck. It's pretty cool, though. It's a long distance. There was a venomous cobra that escaped from a zoo in Sweden. I'd scare the fuck out of you a little bit. Oh, I don't like cobras. You went back, though, didn't you?

Did you know those cocksuckers can grow, like, up to 18 feet? 18 feet? Yeah, I didn't know that. It's a big fucking snake. Yeah, a little cocksucker got out through the light in this, whatever they call it, planetarium? Is that the right word? I don't even know. Aquarium.

Aquarium? Is it? Yeah, it's the fucking zoo. Yeah, it got up through the light in the ceiling. They weren't thinking that one through very much. It got up through the light in the zoo. Yeah, the little light in the ceiling got up there and right out. Smart little cobra, Kent.

What's those animals that kill? They found them, but they still haven't caught the cocksuckers. What's the animal that kills the snakes? The mongoose. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I should have there. I'd like to lock you in a room.

I don't think they want to kill it. I think they want it back. Do mongoose just look like otters? No. They do fuck with things like snakes and shit. They take them out and they want to eat them. Yep. They don't give a fuck.

Is it honey badger? The honey badger. They fuck with snakes? I don't know. Yeah, they do too, man. I wouldn't fuck with either one of them. This is... Or goddamn King Cobra, for that matter.

No. Man, remember how I always wanted the plates, like the weird things on them, cock or FU? On what? On a vanity plate. You're not allowed to do it in Nova Scotia. Well, in Maine, they fucking, for five years, they stopped checking requests

so people could get whatever the fuck they want on their license plate. Are you serious? Yeah, there's like 400 of the goddamn things. They have to recall them now because people are complaining. But like, pussy, cock, FU.

Fuck you. Yeah, that's what, there's 400 of these. What are you saying FU for? F-bombs. You don't want to swear in front of you? Sex acts, genitalia. Genitalia.

I wish somebody would send me one of those plates. It's fucking awesome what's wrong i don't know what would you put on and if you could put anything on fuck you well there's there that one was taken i think why wouldn't you put something nice like put something like love on there why because then people because road rage people are just the roads are bad. So love each other. Put on there.

Put fuck you. Fuck you's going to get you shot at. I'd much rather have fuck you than love you on your license plate. What is wrong with you? I thought you were romantic, Julian. Eat ass. There you go. That one's not taken.

Or suck this. Or eat this. Or bite me. Suck me. Or eat this. Or bite me. Suck me. Suck me. Lick me. Well, Julian, if you put suck me on there, I bet you get a lot of people on those too. If I was you, Julian, I'd get nice tits put on mine.

That's what I'd do. Nice tits? Because you've got nice tits. Don't be pointing or talking about my tits, Randy. You work out on them. Nice tits. Who put nice tits. Don't be pointing or talking about my tits, Randy. You work out on them. Nice tits. Who put nice tits on their fucking... I would maybe put cheeseburger on one or something. Yeah, that's a great place.

What do you pay? A hundred bucks a year? Worth every cent. Cheeseburger. Oh, you've got to pay every year? Yes. I wouldn't do that. I'd just get numbers and letters.

And it's only seven numbers, isn't it? Or letters, cheeseburger. So how the fuck are you going to do that? Cock out. Cock out. That's seven. Oh, how many digits? Seven.

Seven. But you can fuck around with numbers. So you could do this. If you go into DMV and say, I want to put you cunt on my license plate, you would do it. Yeah, they didn't check for four years. See, I would pay to do that. O-rings you could put on. O-rings.

Who would put fucking onion rings on their license plates? Me. And pay for it. But I'm not paying for it. You'd be the only one that knew that meant onion rings. That's not true. Oh, an O-ring is an actual fucking thing. No, it's not.

It's like a gasket, man. A what? An O-ring. It's a fucking gasket, Randy. I'm not familiar with the gasket. Know what a garden hose is? I do. You know what the little rubber fucking thing that goes in there? Washer.

O-ring. It's an O-ring. See, you learn stuff here. Pretty impressive. This is kind of fucking cool. There's a guy in Rhode Island who lived in a mall for four years. Yeah, I saw a movie where a guy lived in an airport.

Yeah. Well, this is similar, but it was a mall. He found an empty 750 square foot space that was unused. It was kind of hidden. So he put a couch and a PlayStation in and set up shop.

And I never got caught for four fucking years. It's pretty impressive. I lived there for free. He even had a couple of his friends move in. Wow. I wonder if we could do that. You know what we could do? Because I've seen them do it before.

You could move into the Ikea that's up in Dartmouth there. could do that. You know what we could do? Because I've seen them do it before. You could move into the Ikea that's up in Dartmouth there. People do that? People, people. You could easily live in that fucking Ikea. Yeah, there's bedroom suites, kitchens. You could pick a bedroom. Yeah, they even got those chocolates.

Do they have, like, alarm sensors, motion sensors? Well, you just stay in one little fucking little cubby for the whole night. Sneak under the bed for a little while until everybody's gone. Get out. Maybe I'll try that instead of going to jail this winter. Make sure you get a bunch of hot dogs and shit, some meatballs that they sell there. They got pretty good meatballs. They do.

You could easily, maybe we should try that. Instead of going to jail, maybe we should go to the IKEA and fucking camp out for a little while. That's a good idea. Are the beds real? Oh, the beds are awesome, man. Couches? I had a nap in one of the beds the other day. They don't sell TVs, though. That kind of sucks.

They do have TVs in these rooms, though. Okay. But what you need. I don't think they're hooked up. Shut the fuck up. I'm getting to it. You need a cell phone with a cable you can plug into the HDMI. They do sell them, I think, somewhere. You got a cell phone with a cable you can plug into the hdmi they do sell them i think

at somewhere and you're gonna fucking best buy or something we're all set up bring one of those in you're set and you can even have a party you can invite some ladies over you can hide under the beds as well maybe the next park after the dark we'll shoot at ikea maybe we should big meatball party meatball party. Meatball and dog party. I want to know how they learned how to make those good meatballs. Like, I thought it was going to be a different,

like Swedish people know meatballs? They're your experts in the meatball. We were actually in Sweden, and we had I'm never going to eat a meatball again, actually. No? No, we ate too many, man. Oh, my God. I was puked. They were fucking good, though.

We ate a lot. At the beginning, they were very good. And then, yeah, I got sick of them quite quickly. Yeah, I wonder what their... Is it the gravy or what is their secret? Must be some secret ingredients. Is that... Do you call it gravy?

It's not gravy, is it? It's gravy in a sauce. I don't know if it's a gravy. I don't think it's a gravy, man you call it gravy? It's not gravy, is it? They put gravy in a sauce. I don't know if it's a gravy. I don't think it's a gravy, man. Meatball gravy. The word dude was originated in the 1800s. It was an insult to men who were concerned with the latest fashion trends. What?

Dude. Dude? Yeah, dude was an insult back in the 1800s. Did they call you dude? They were like, Yeah, dude was an insult back in the 1800s. They called you dude. They were like, yo, dude. Nice clothes, dude. It was almost like a surfer thing, wasn't it? That's what I thought.

No, not back then, man. All the stone surfers. Dude. No fucking surfing back then, buddy. So like in today's, like a metrosexual would probably like the latest, latest fashion trends, right? So he'd be the dude. I like the dude in the big Lebowski.

He was the dude. He drank Kahlua, remember? The white Russians? Yeah, he did. Yes, Randy. We fucking remember. And he went to the friggin' store in his bathrobe. Like, that's, that's pretty cool. He was the dude. Because then you don't got to do so much laundry.

Don't know if I could drink that many fucking white Russians, though. Yeah, you need the cream. He bought real cream. Somebody pissed on his rug. Isn't that what happened? Yeah. Yeah. All right.

What else you got for us, Rick? This is a sad one. This poor fucking guy, he was breaking into the building, got caught by the cops. They put him in cuffs. And then he decided to break out of the building in the back door to get away from the cops, but he was in handcuffs, jumped in a pond, and fucking drowned.

Oh. So there's a good lesson there somewhere. Don't jump in a pond with and fucking drowned. Oh. So there's a good lesson there, somewhere. Don't jump in a pond with fucking handcuffs on. Not a good idea. Especially if you can't swim. I guess you could do the dog paddle. Like this. I think his hands might have been behind his back.

Oh, well, you're fucked. What an idiot. I guess he could have did, like, the semi-starfish on his back kind of thing. Floating. He must not have known the pond was 10 feet deep. Maybe he just didn't know how to swim. Maybe he was just dumb as fuck. He couldn't have been high.

Very high, very dumb. Anyway, it's still sad. Anybody that breaks the law and dies, I feel bad for them. Yeah, that's not... What the fuck? Back in the 1600s they used to keep, like Londoners used to keep Bert jars consisting of

trapped Bert in a jar, right? People still do that today. On hand to combat bubonic fucking plague. Does that work? Yeah, they thought that the idea that the potent smell would somehow purify the air. You'd definitely never get the bubonic plague, Randy. I don't even know what that plague was.

Nothing would come near close to you, man. You must be healthy because of that. There was a potato plague, right? No, that's a famine. Yeah. The potato plague? No, famine. The famine when people, yeah, something went bad with the potatoes, I think.

Yeah, it was a bad one. Yeah, but anyway, geez, that's pretty, that's a jar of fart. I've heard of a cup of fart when you fart in your hand and you go like this. Yeah, yeah. That woman was selling her farts for a while. Yeah. A thousand bucks a jar, wasn't it? That was a great idea.

You could probably sell your farts. No, man. Randy would buy one. I wouldn't buy one of your farts. No, man. Randy would buy one. I wouldn't buy one of your farts, Julian. Really? No. Liquor farts are the worst. Would you uncap a jar of farts, though?

Would you do that? I would definitely want to see if it's still stonk on it. That's what the whole purpose is. Is it? I think it would have to. Where would it go? I don't know. I just didn't know that it would stay that long.

Well, as long as we find out, Randy. Yeah, we can start farting in jars. You got a lid for your glass? You can fart right in there. Man, that old mason. I remember, I think we talked about this woman. She said she was arrested in Las Vegas because she was too good looking. Anyway.

You could be arrested for that? That's what she said. She didn't pay her fucking bill at a Chili's in Las Vegas at the airport. So they arrest her and she said, You guys can only arrest me because I'm just the most gorgeous woman you've ever seen and can't take your eyes off me. Anyway,

now she's accused of killing her mother and stabbed the fuck out of her. Probably because her mother was better looking than she was. So she's just batshit fucking crazy.

I think she's nuts. She's just nuts. And she killed her mom. It might have been a jealous rage. Like if her mother was better looking than she was. I mean, she's not awful looking, but best looking ever?

No. She's out of her mind. Holy fuck. Jim Hansen, you know the guy that started the Muppets? Yeah, man. I love the Muppets. He made his first Kermit puppet using his mother's old coat and two halves of a ping pong ball. That was a fucking...

That was the eyes? Yeah, man. See, it's stupid things like that that make people rich. That is wicked. Can you do the Kermit voice? No, I can't do the Kermit voice. No, that's Fozzie. I didn't like Fozzie that much.

Keep the frog here. That sounds like him. Shut up, man. That sounds like him, Julian. That was the most cheery thing you've done all, this whole thing. Yeah, you even had a little smile on your face. Yeah, a little. Yeah, because I've got, see, Kermit brought it.

Get those hashes, the hashes starting to come to you. Frog, the oranges. Wow. He's kicking an orangey. Is he still alive, man? He's still not talking. Oh, yeah, he's just over there to the left. Hopefully he starts talking to me again soon. Yeah, he's biting at the fucking alive, man. He's still not talking. Oh, yeah, he's just over there to the left. Hopefully he starts talking to me again soon.

He's biting at the fucking wall, man. He's hot. You could do Beaker. He's probably trying to find a way out. Me, me, me, me. That's all Beaker does. Beaker's easy. Okay, you know what?

There's not much fucking going on in the world these days, boys. It's boring. That's good, because no news is no news since you don't always want it. Right? Huh? Sometimes the news is too bad to ever regurgitate.

Jesus Christ, I don't know what the fuck you just said, but I don't think it made sense. 18% of Americans claim to have seen or felt the presence of a fucking ghost. Now, if Bubz was here, he'd say they're fucked. What do you think? Isn't it 18% think the chocolate mouth

comes from brown cows? Are you serious? It's pretty high, yeah. Alright, okay. Well, there's a, you know, you feel that queasy feeling sometimes, right? You get scared, don't you, Julian? No you feel that queasy feeling sometimes, right? You get scared, don't you, Julian? No.

What do you mean? Scared of what? Well, what I have you sometimes. What do you get scared of? Sometimes the wind can sound a little scary when it blows through cracks. Are you fucking kidding me? You're afraid of the sound? No, but it's just creaking things in the wind and like you don't know necessarily.

Yeah, when you're five or something, it's a little scary now nowadays you're still afraid i'm not now i'm just saying depends it bullshit you had a little bit a little bit too much liquor or something but you are afraid of the wind randy sometimes there's there's creepy eerie kind of feelings there's another thing you your blood makes up eight percent of your total body weight. I thought it'd be more. How many liters we got in us? I don't know. Ten? Six? I don't fucking know, man. Anybody who'd get born on November 11th that we know? Can't wait to hear this, man.

Mutt Lang. Mutt Lang? Who the fuck's that? He's a producer. Did Def Leppard, ACDC. Oh, right on. Yeah, and Shania Twain. He was married to Shania Twain, actually. Now I remember who the fuck he is.

Jim Pederick, or Pete Rick. He was the founder of Survivor. R the Tiger. You used to love getting fights listening to that when you got a blor. I, the Tiger. You used to love getting fights. Listen to that when you got a blaster. That was awesome. I, the Tiger, man, get you going.

Those are the rock. No, you fucking like this guy. Lee Haney? Yeah, he's Mr. Olympia, man. Eight fucking times, Mr. Olympia. He was a big motherfucker. Fuck, is he ever big? So what's up with Lee Haney is he still alive

or what it doesn't say that he's dead he was born in 59 so yeah he's probably still alive I don't know what

the fuck he looks like now we met Lou Frigno he was pretty still pretty big he's still pretty big for a 70 year old man he's a good shape

Lee Haney I wonder what the fuck he's I'm gonna try to look him up man Demi Moore got born on November what Calista Flocker Allie McBeal came up, man. Demi Moore got born on November the 1st. What?

Calista Flocker, Allie McBeal. Who? Wasn't she married to Harrison Fordham? She could still be. I don't know. Oh, yeah. Lee Haney's still

looking. And one of your little man crushes. There we go. Leonardo DiCaprio. Come on. Or Caprionardo, isn't it?

Yeah, he is handsome and talented. He's not one of my male crushes. He's been in a few good movies that I like. Okay. What's your fave? Tiger at Wall Street? Yeah, that was a good one. That one and what's our other one he was in? I like Catch Me If You Can. That was a good one. That one and... What's our other one he was in?

I like Catch Me If You Can. That was a good one. The one where he was a cop. Oh, yeah, that was a good one with Jack Nelson. Yeah. Fuck, that was probably my favorite. Departed. Departion?

That was one of my favorite. Departed. The Departed. Or whatever the fuck it was. Great movie. I liked the scene in Tiger Wall Street where he was fucking all banged up trying to get in his Lamborghini.

And he thought he made it home. The next day he saw his Lamborghini and it was fucked. What drugs was he taking in there supposed to be? Oh, it was those ones that were, you can't get anymore. Lubes or something? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and then he fucking sunk his giant yacht.

I guess that was true, too. Crazy fucker. Holy fuck. In the late 1800s in Utah, you could buy divorce papers from a vending machine for $2.50. When? 1800s, man. That was easy. I didn't know they had vending machines back then.

That's easier. Instead of saying, I want a divorce, you just get the paper, say, here, honey, we're done. Later. You owe me $1.25. Yeah. Yeah. We could learn something from that.

What? Maybe we should start those again. Abandoning machines? Yeah. We could probably set one up and put the office there. Like, $20.

You could sell, like, liquor on one side and divorce papers on the other. Pens. Probably send pens on one side to sign them. I don't think, no, I guess you could sell pens. I don't know. Sounds a little fucked. Whoa, Humminbird can lick 10 to 15 times per second. Your mom would have liked that one.

That's a fast... They lick? They are lickers, man. 10 to 15 times a second. They've got a beak. They've got a fucking tongue. Most birds do, Randy. Randy?

Yeah, their little tongue comes out of it. Oh, yeah, yeah. Parrots have tongues. I've seen them. Jeez, one of those could do a number in your piss hole. 10 to 15 times a second. Pretty quick. Although their fucking times a second pretty quick. Although their fucking wings flap faster than that.

Faster than that, man. Wings flap probably faster than their tongue. I don't understand how they do it. Well, that's good because, Randy, I can't take the smell of you any longer. Is that what that is? I'm holding my breath for a whole fucking pad. I gotta go.

You gotta go. All right, then. Well... Oh, fuck. This has been interesting. What? The liquor store's not open, is it? Oh, don't tell me that. Do you got any booze?

I might have a little. All right, go up to your fucking place and bring back some booze. And then knock on the door and leave it on the step. Just leave it on the front step. All right? We'll get you back. Here. Here's a barbecue lighter you can use out, I bet. See ya. Get out of here. All right? We'll get you back. Here. Here's a barbecue lighter you can use out, I bet.

See ya. Get out of here. All right, then. Later. Well, this has been fun. Yeah, thanks for stopping by. I've been enjoying it. Yep.

Next time Bubbles asks you, at least come with some information, something smart to say. So people can learn. Okay. See you guys. Jesus Christ. Oh, fucking wingnut. Information something smart people can learn Okay Jesus Christ Why is bubbles torturous like that don't know We'd have to have a new rule to say doesn't not come say goodbye. Am I saying goodbye? It's goodbye. Sorry guys. Goodbye everybody. Thanks for fucking tuning in suck it

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