Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 25 - Sunnyvale Poppies

Episode Date: November 13, 2023

Bubbles is making poppies to sell for Remembrance Day - and he doesn't need Julian's facking help! The Boys also find themselves trapped on a desert island (in their stoned minds) and think about the Roman Empire, and the perfect murder! Also: Ricky gets 'Spinal Tapped' by Jim's F**KED Firehouse!

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off. Fuck, this is weird, boys. Are we starting or what's happening? Yeah, well, this is gross. Welcome to the park after the fucking dark. Welcome. In my trailer of beautifulness.

The trailer of high. That's what it is, man. The trailer might be high, I don't know. No, we're high. What do you got going on? I'm making poppies. Nice. For Remembrance Day.

Beautiful. Julian. I can't believe it's fucking... Wants me to sell them, but I'm not selling them. I'm making them. I'd love one. I mean, I'll sell them if people will buy them, but I'm giving the money to the veterans, not to you.

I'll give you money to give to the veterans. When you have a non-profit, like, kind of organization, which this kind is, Bob's, you gotta, you take a bit of money off the top, right? To just cover the cost of shit. What cost? It's a fucking piece of paper. How much did this marker fucking cost? Look at that. That's as nice as any fucking poppy you're gonna get down.

Well, I'm looking at blood through this. You're ready for your next one. It's perfect. Well, yeah, that just gives me a template for the next one. What do they look like? Fire tits. No, they're not fire t gives me a template for the next one. What do they look like? Fire tits. No, they're not fire tits. They're for the veterans. You should sell, like, two of them. Let's have a toast to the veterans, please. Toast. We remember you guys and gals.

Not just today, every day. You gotta think about them every day. Let's we forget. I don't think about them every day, man. Well, you should. You know, do you see that thing where people were talking about, do you remember, have you guys thought about the Roman Empire?

And most guys say they do. I do think about it quite a bit. I do too, man. The Roman Empire? Yeah. Why do I give a fuck? Do you think about them, though? Like every day, almost?

No. A lot of people do. The Roman Empire. That's right. Why would you? Then we wouldn't have Caesar salad. Well, I don't have Caesar salad. Well, I don't know about that, Ricky, but...

You don't gotta think about them. You're remembering the Canadians. No, I'm not talking about Remembrance Day, man. I'm talking about they did this thing where people went around and said, hey, how often do you fucking think about the Roman Empire? A lot of guys are like, every day.

I don't fucking know why, man. Why? Because they're picturing picturing fellas in little, little togas? No, man.

I don't know. You know, loincloths? It's probably because of the like, Braveheart and shit. Not Braveheart, but you know, the fucking Braveheart wasn't

I know. I'm talking about gladiators. I meant gladiators. Fuck off. You think about gladiators every day, do you? And their little loincloths getting all oiled up.

No, I'm just thinking about how fucking advanced the civilization was, man. If you could be reborn, would you like to be reborn as a gladiator in Roman times? Only if I was winning. One of those, like, if you were a kick-ass one, why not? You were like a fucking hero back then. Like, major celebrity. All right. So.

Here, just wait before we stop talking about the Remembrance Day. Sometimes I fuck things up, but I'm pretty sure it isn't Remembrance Day from World War I. World War I, World War II. I thought it was one that was ended on the 11th. Yeah, but I mean, you don't just, you think about all the veterans that fought. Yes, absolutely. But I think that's why it's journey. The ones who died, you know?

Yeah, man. A lot of them died. When you think about this, the fellas, you know, World War II, right? Mm-hmm. Guys flying, you know, B-17 bombers out over Germany, right? Yeah. Going out there, fucking imagine you're at the fucking helm. You're flying a bomber.

You got all these You're probably like 18 years old, 19, 17 even. 19 fucking years old. You got a hold of a B-17. You got 12 guys with you. You're going to drop bombs

on Germany. How fucking terrified would you be? That's fucked. When you're fucking 19. Think about that. Yeah, when you're 19, you're fearless.

Yeah, but still, when you're about to crash, you'd be pretty scared, I guess. That would suck. You wouldn't be scared flying a bomber over Germany when you're 19. Not till I was hit. Not till I was hit. I'd be drinking a lot if I was doing that. Well, I'm sure they were. There's no fucking doubt they had. They were taking pills and drinking, man. You don't think you're gonna get shot down when you're 19. Well, you'd have to just to calm your fucking nerves. I fucking doubt they had. They were taking pills and drinking, man. You don't think you're going to get shot.

Well, you'd have to just to calm your fucking nerves. I think you're invincible. Oh, I don't think they... Once you get shot, yeah, then you're like, okay, this is real. Fuck. It's those motherfuckers that are in, like, the back end, like, in the front end. Those little guns and the fucking... The turrets.

Oh, man. Those things. Severe looking thing. Fuck that. Well, it had a ball turret on the bottom. Those were fine. So you're pretty vulnerable from below.

You have to hose them out. It's not good. Yeah. Fucking, you know, tail gunner. You're just sitting back there. Everybody's coming at you from behind.

Just shitting yourself, probably. You don't. You'd be a rush but as soon as you get shot you're like, fuck. Yeah. See, they make it look like cool,

like on Star Wars when you're in that fucking thing. That's not this. I know, man on Star Wars, when you're in that fucking thing. That's not this. I know, man. I'm just saying. I'm talking World War II and outer space. I know, I know, I know.

Was it Star Wars before or after? Oh, my fuck, Ricky. Are you kidding me? What? Did Star Wars happen a long, long time ago or is it in the future? A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Far, far away. So, yeah.

So, should we remember them, too? No, it's science fiction. No, because they weren in a galaxy far, far away. So should we remember them too? No, it's science fiction. No, because they weren't fighting for us, Ricky. They weren't, you know, well, I mean, I guess they were fighting the Galactic Empire, but still. These are not to remember the Skywalkers and the Darth Vaders of the world. Speaking of Darth Vader, those stormtroopers, were they fucking, like, were they humans? Darth Vader. No. world. Speaking of Darth Vader, those stormtroopers, were they fucking, like,

were they humans? Darth Vader. No. Darth. Darth. I don't know what the fucking name is, Darth. Bubs.

It's a fuck name. The stormtroopers, were they like humans inside those things or were they robots? I forget, man. It's important. Stormtroopers?

Yeah. Um, I think they were just robots, but they were, no, they were humans in there. Are troopers? Yeah. I think they were just robots, but they were... No, they were humans in there. Are you sure? Because when they're getting hit, man, you don't see, like, blood and guts. No, no, because when Luke and them, they, you know, Luke shot a couple,

and then they show up with their gear on. They couldn't have hollowed out all the robot guts. What the fuck? They just pulled the fucking... That's the bad thing about Star Wars. It's not realistic enough, because if people were getting shot and fucking carved up with a lightsaber, there'd be guts and fucking blood spraying everywhere. No, there wouldn't.

Because the lightsaber fucking, it, you know, cauterizes you instantly. It cauterizes you. When it cuts your arm off, it's a nice, clean slice and it cauterizes you. Anyway, I think Star Wars should have had more blood and gore. I was talking about Remembrance Day. That shouldn't have had as much gore and shit, man. That was real. Okay, I'm gonna cut these out. Look at those. Those are fucking nice.

How are you gonna put them on, people? You gotta... Oh, you got these. I've got pins. Alright, cut one out. I'm going to. The only thing I don't like about those, they don't look like poppies. They're not... They just don't look right. The shape isn't right, man.

Like, fuck, they're not. That one's not bad. That one sucks. Discard. We can't sell that one. It's shit. No, they're individual, unique, one of a kind. All right, man.

You don't want a cookie cutter fucking poppy, do you? I'm just saying you should put that on a clearance special so we can at least sell it. Games for people who never get stoned, except when they do. I don't remember if we played this or not. No, man. Let's play it. All right. If you had to carry out a murder, which method would be superior? Ice pick versus wood chipper?

Wood chipper, man. Easy. No. Yes. If you're trying to get away with it, or you're just trying to achieve murder. Wood chipper right into the Atlantic Ocean, man. Fish food. Done.

Yeah, but I don't know. Ice pick's nice and stealthy. Just go, and then you're out of there. But what are you going to do? You've got to do something with the body then. No, you don't. What, do you just leave it?

Just leave it there. I think, like, you're going to get caught, man. You fucking rent a wood chip when you've got fucking DNA splattered all over you. See, if you've watched the movie Fargo, they did it wrong. Well, they did it in the winter, so they just sprained it into a lake that was fucking frozen. You go to the Atlantic Ocean. There's still going to be all kinds of blood and gore and shit inside the wood chip. You get a fishing boat, man.

You take it back to the rental place, they'll be like, what the fuck is all this? No. You borrow a fishing boat, you put the wood chipper on it, you go fucking about 20 miles out, you fucking put the body in it, spray it into the fucking fish, into the fish chum, man. Done. And then what do you do with the wood chipper? You throw it overboard? Overboard.

So you get insurance for it. Exactly. It's a paper trail. Exactly. Well, you could steal a woodchipper, Ricky. The woodchipper paper trail. You steal that, and you know what else you do? Before you do that, you go to your house, you use the fucking thing. So you've got proof that you used it.

I don't know, man. If you're just walking by a guy, you're like... Gone. Yeah, but that's messy, man. You get blown all over the place. Did you see what the... I just watched a thing about a... There was a mob guy that was also a serial killer.

Do you know about him? Who? Forget his name. He was in the 70s. New York City. The Iceman? Was he the Iceman? Probably.

He was the hitman for a lot of the mob. He was the hitman. He was a big, big... He was a hitman, but he was a serial killer. And you know how he was fucking killing people? Yeah. A little spray bottle of cyanide. He'd find them on the street and he would get down, you know, so he's going to walk by them.

Sneeze. Right in their face. Dead on the ground. All kinds of witnesses. Oh, he had a heart attack. I heard that that's not how it happens when you spray that shit in somebody's face. It takes a little bit longer. No, it doesn't.

That's what I heard, man. Not pure cyanide, bud. You're fucking done. But even if it takes a while, he just thinks he got sneezed on, and then he walks 100 feet and drops in front of everybody, so everybody witnessed it. Oh, my God, he had a heart attack. I saw it.

And what did he do with the bodies? He didn't have to do fucking anything with the bodies, because somebody just calls 911 and says, this guy had a heart attack and they come and they take him away and buddy just walks home.

So he was like his serial killer hitman that didn't do anything with the bodies. Like, you know, some of them fucking, you diddle them and shit when they're dead.

You know what I mean? They're banging them or whatever. No, no, he wasn't banging them. Okay, I'm just saying. He just enjoyed, he just thoroughly fucking enjoyed killing people.

And then you go home. Fry pan or baseball bat? Baseball bat. I'd have to concur on that one. Yeah, metal and aluminum one. Okay. Yeah, because the handle's gonna, I mean, unless it's a cast iron pan.

Yeah, but you've got the reach for the baseball bat, man. Belt or scissors? Scissors. Nah, belt. Belt. Yeah, I think've got the reach for the baseball bat, man. Belt or scissors? Scissors. Nah, belt. Belt. Yeah, I think I'd go belt. What kind of fucking stone game are we playing here, man?

Choose your murder weapon. This card is. Okay, keep going. Poisoning someone's food or lighting their house on fire. Light the house on fire. No, they might get away. That's not guaranteed. But it's fun.

It'd be more fun to fucking light a house on fire. Pushing someone might get away. That's not guaranteed. But it's fun. It'd be more fun to fucking light a house on fire. Pushing someone off a cliff or using a timed explosive. That's a fucking good one. Yeah, blow up somebody's car when they get in. That's the mafia way. Drowning or choking? Both are not going to be very fun. Drowning, man.

Then you do it in the lake and just send them off with some weight on them. Send them off? Yeah. What do you mean? What's that mean? Just fucking, you know. Why does it sound like you've done a couple of these? Well, I've thought about it.

And it's always good to plan something out before you need to have it done. Cast away checklist. What should you have on a desert island? Oh, this is easy. Books or radio? Books, probably. Books. I don't imagine you're going to get much of a radio signal. No, man.

And a radio's going to run out of batteries. You're not going to have a fucking wall socket. Well, it'd be nice to listen to some music as you're dying. A desalinator. Yeah, a what? Or six months' worth of bottled water. A desalinator. Yeah, a what? Or six months worth of bottled water. A what? A desalinator, so to take salt out of water

or six months worth of, no, you want a desalinator. In case you're there more than six months, yes. What, is that to drink your piss? No, it's- You could if you wanted. You could drink ocean water. You could take- Or in the desert, though. You could take salt- Oh, in the desert, I thought you said on a deserted island. Yeah, you were right, it's a deserted island. Deserted island. Oh, deserted island, so you're surrounded ocean water. You're in the desert, though. Oh, in the desert. I thought you said on a deserted island.

Yeah, you were right. It's a deserted island. Deserted island. I was surrounded by water. You're in a desalined Niter in a desert. No. No. Fuck that.

Blow up bed versus tent. Tent. Yeah. You can make a bed out of fucking leaves and ox fur. Ox fur. Jesus Christ. You make a nice bed out of and ox fur. Ox fur. Jesus Christ. You make a nice bed out of an ox fur. Would you kill an ox if you had to?

Yes, if I was out on an island. You know what? I would love to be stranded on an island with you guys. Just to see you take down an ox. I'm going to go kill this thing now. You wouldn't be able to do that. I would fucking take down an ox. And then to get the thing and then make a blanket out of it?

If I was starving to death, I wouldn't feel good about it, but... And I would apologize to him. Solar-powered flashlight or matches? Solar-powered flashlight. I don't think I'd want a fire. I don't know. Oh, a fire all day long, boys. Sleeping bag or a pillow? Sleeping bag.

Fuck pillows. No? Oh a pillow? Sleeping bag. Fuck pillows. No. Oh, yes, sleeping bag. You could use an animal. Dead animal as a pillow. Shoes or clothes? Shoes. Yeah, shoes for me.

You can make clothes out of leaves. You can't make shoes. Your dog or your mom? Dog. That's so fucking weird. I don't want to have to fucking, like, survive with another person, man. Like, dog, I'll eat it. 100 pounds of ramen or 100 pounds of canned beans?

Beans. The beans are in a can. Protein, man. The ramen's got nothing in it. It's going to rot. It's going to go bad. It's going to give you the shit and you're going to die. But, wait, how the fuck you open the can?

I could get a can open, man. Well, you could. The average person can't just fucking snap a can with their fucking rocks. Sharp rocks. Average human can't pinch a can in half. Rocks. Oh, I thought you meant you were gonna get a crocodile open it with his tooth. That was fun, man.

I need my crocodile tooth. My puppy. Here's the puppy tooth. That was fun, man. I need my crocodile tooth. Here. My puppy. Here's the puppy. Put that on him, man. Are we gluing them? How much are we selling these fucking things for? We're not.

We're wearing them. Yeah, but five bucks? Give me a pin. Where's the pins at? There, you blind bastard. All right, now I feel official. All right. I don't know, man.

Oh, man, I'm not good at this, am I? What do you mean, are you? No, you're know, man. Oh, man, I'm not good at this, am I? What do you mean, are you? No, you're not, Ricky. Yeah, this is going to be difficult, actually. No, it's not, man. I just realized this isn't like a regular pop. You can't do it. You got the fucking, where'd you get these safety pins at, man?

I'm going glue. No, there, I've got it. What the fuck? Why is this glue stick blue? Look at it, man. I'm going glue. No, there. I've got it. What the fuck? Why is this glue stick glue? Look at that, boys. Done. How'd you do it?

Just put two holes in it instead of one. Yeah, but it's not on your shirt. Not yet. It's gonna be. All right, if you guys would like one of these,

send in 10 bucks and we'll send one out to you, right? How many of these are you making? bucks, and we'll send one out to you. Right? How many of these are you making? Three. Limited edition poppies. You're going to sell 100 of them. All right, you're better at this than I am.

I had to use glue. Look at that. All right. Remember, we need 100 of these made. I've already just announced it. You can take 100 licks of my nuts. 1,000 bucks. This is probably my new fireplace that was out for delivery.

You guys are going to shit me. A fireplace? What new fireplace? It's about 12. You guys are going to shit me. A fireplace? What? It's about 12 feet high, meshed. It's fucking gorgeous. Matt, what's a... What are you talking about? I need more heat.

Where are you putting it? Yo! What the fuck is that? What kind of fireplace? What the fuck is he ordering a fireplace for? How do you order a fireplace? That's not a fireplace. I don't know what the fuck this is because I didn't order anything else. You gotta put it together man, 12 feet high. That's not 12 feet high, Rick.

Rick LaFleur, Jim's Firehouse. What the fuck? A firehouse? This must be just like the remote control or something. What are you talking about? ...the other boxes will arrive soon, eh? Yeah, I don't... I've got a plug. Let me see it.

Jesus Christ. What the fuck is that? What is it? It looks like a miniature version of what I ordered, I think. Ricky, did it have a picture of this thing when you fucking ordered it? It looks just like that, but I thought it was 12 feet high. It's 12 inches, Ricky.

You did a fucking spinal tap on yourself. You stonehenged yourself. You gotta be fucking joking. I was wondering why it was so cheap. It's 12 inches. Yeah, let's plug that thing in, man. Did it have 12 little line or 12 too little lines? Here, let me see.

Is this thing fucking plugged into something? Here, don't, I might get electrocuted. Is it giving off any heat? No, it's not. It doesn't give off heat. Look. Look. Ricky, this, what the fuck, man?

No, there's a fan, boys, that blows that makes it look like flames. That's not gonna warm my toes, is it? How much did you pay for this piece of shit? $49.99. $49.99? I thought it was 12 feet high for my patio. You got ripped off, man.

You got ripped. It's a fucking fan with a piece of colored paper. Jim's fucking firehouse is a fucking con house. I mean, it's nice. I'll put it in my shed if you don't want it. I know, but imagine if it was 12 feet high,

how beautiful it would be. Oh, it would be great 12 feet high, but you're fucking, you're spinal tapped. Sometimes, you know what? Sometimes I should get you guys to check my ordering stuff.

I'm not a good orderer. When it says 12 and there's like one little dash thing at the top, that's feet. Right. If it's two and there's like one little dash thing at the top, that's feet. Right. If it's two, it's inches. That must have been two.

Well, the second line was pretty fucking faded or something. Fuck, Ricky. All right, well, I don't know what you, I mean, maybe if you're on mushrooms, that might be fun. No money back here. You shouldn't be allowed to order anything remember you thought you were ordering a garlic press and it was one of those our spreaders remember i don't remember that you were gonna order a or it was like a thing they're squeezing times or something and it showed up and it was like a spreader for your yeah stirrups a speculum

it was called i don't know what that is. It's an ass spreader. Apparently you don't. An ass spreader for doctors to look in your hole. I mean, we ended up using it for squishing limes and stuff, but still, it's not what it was built for.

Well, that's a fucking disappointment. Well, you know what? I wish Leahy was around for this next story I got, boys, because a miracle drink is coming out. A miracle drink?, because a miracle drink is coming out. A miracle drink? It's a miracle drink.

It's called Safety Shot. They say that this fucking can of whatever the shit is will cut your blood alcohol in level, level and a half in 30 minutes. Like 30 minutes you drink it, your blood levels. So it's promoting drinking and driving. Nice. Basically, I'm just saying, can you imagine if Lay hit this, if he got all banged up,

he would drink a couple of these things, sober up, get drunk again, and I mean, it's the perfect thing for alcoholics. Does it sober you up? Yeah. It gets rid of your blood, the alcohol in your blood by half, cuts it in half. So instead of these commercials saying, don't drink and drive,

so if you're gonna drive, take one of these. Take one of these safety shots. No, boys. Not that drive. So if you're going to drive, take one of these. Take one of these safety shots? No, boys. Not that I agree with, you know. It's not for that. It's so you don't wake up feeling like shit. If you get too fucking drunk. Or if you get pulled over, you say,

yeah, I'll do it, but you just got to wait 30 minutes. Yeah, that's the thing. You hold off the cost for 30 minutes. That's all you got to do. Take me to the station, I'll do it. Unless your blood alcohol level's like 4.0 and then this cuts it down to two, but you're still to do. Take me to the station. I'll do it. Unless your blood alcohol level is like 4.0, and then this cuts it down to 2, but you're still way over. Take a couple of them. Take like four of them.

I don't know, man. I mean, I don't need it. It'd be good to have one in your pocket. You should have one in your pocket. Why? Because your blood alcohol level's pinned. No, it's not pinned. It stays consistent, man. It's not pinned. It stays consistent, man.

Consistently pinned, that's what I mean. No, but I'm still, like... It's pinned. I'm still able to do shit. This is for people that are really fucked up. Right? That have a serious drinking problem. I don't know. You don't think you fall into that category?

No. Fuck it, it probably tastes like shit. Fuck those guys. Julian, you drink alcohol from the minute your eyes open until the minute they close. Here's another fucking liquor story. And I don't like gin. Thank fuck.

Gin can suck it. This Australian gin place, they infuse the gin with green ants and it gives it a citrusy-like flavor. Green ants? Green ants. It's in Australia. They've got these ants that they eat. I want to see a green ant.

I didn't know there was such a thing. Green ants, man. They're green. Green ants and ants. But they eat. It's a good source of protein. I mean, I didn't know people in Australia were eating insects like they do over in Asia. Oh, yeah, man.

They are, man. Oh, they live in the outback and eat bugs. They're eating tons of bugs, man. Everybody eats bugs down there. I'm just looking at people who got born down there in the 10. That's not true. Roy, the guy from Jaws?

Roy Scheider. He was Brody, I guess? Yeah. Oh, Jesus. His fucking name doesn't have an N in it. It's Scheider, not Schneider. Correct. I thought he was a Schneider.

No. You're thinking of Duke boys. No, no. Yeah, that's Tom Schneider. Correct. I thought he was a Schneider. No. You're thinking of Duke boys. No, no. Yeah, that's Tom Schneider. And the fucking hot dogs. And you know who you're thinking of? The fucking maintenance man on One Day at a Time. Am I?

That was Schneider. Okay. Remember him? Yeah, and then you know what? There's Shopsy with her hot dogs. Okay, just a sec. Russell Johnson. Gladiator. You were talking about him sec. Russell Johnson. Gladiator.

You were talking about him earlier. Russell Johnson? Russell Crowe, man. Oh, yeah. Who's Russell Johnson? Oh, he was the professor on Gilligan's Island. Fuck. Oh, the professor.

Love that show. Remember Gilligan's Island? There's a bunch of green ants, Rick. Are they green or brown? They're green. They get a little brown, but they're littles on the back, whatever they call it, the thorax or whatever the fuck it is, green. Thorax is a good move.

Yeah, it was awesome. Cut down all the trees. Oh, man. The guy with the big mustache? Look at that. Look at that. It looks like weed. You crumple little fuckers up.

Oh, yeah. Those are fucking cool. You could probably smoke those things. Who gives a fuck? I'm just, I've never seen green ants before, man, that are taking a shit. I've never seen green ants before. I've never seen green ants before. I've never seen green ants before. I've never seen green ants before. I've never seen green ants before. Weed. You crumple little fuckers up. Those are fucking cool. You could probably smoke those things. Who gives a fuck? I'm just, I've never seen green ants before, man, that are tasty.

Sinbad, Julian, he got born on November the 10th. Wasn't he one of your guys? What do you mean, one of my guys? He was one of the 10 Jacks. Those guys that make you giggle? He was one of the fucking top ten Jack Kings. Jack Kings? Yeah.

What do you mean, Jack Kings? Top ten Jack, the guys you would Jack to. Oh, Jack Material. Yeah. DJ Major Lazer. DJ Major Lazer. He's good. I like him.

Yeah. I don't even know who the fuck he is. Who the fuck is DJ Majorland? Taron Egerton from Rocketman? Yes. Actors say he's good, wasn't he? He played Elton John in Rocketman. He's fucking fantastic.

Yeah, he kinda look like you. Happy birthday, you fuckers. Happy birthday, everybody. We should watch Jaws. I'll watch Jaws, Roy Scheider. Then we can watch the triple X version of Jaws. What's that called? Jaws.

Called Jaws what? Triple X? What the fuck's going on with that one? Porno Jaws? What happens in that? Things are inhaled. Is it shark porn? No.

Jaws. Is there a Roy Scheider character who gets his freak on? There is. Is there a chick with big teeth? She's got a big jaw. She's got a big jawed woman who's in porn. Jaws. I couldn't see that.

Oh, there was also Jaws that was in Moonraker. Remember Jaws I couldn't see that Oh there was also jaws That was in Moonraker Remember jaws Yeah Scary fucker He's dead isn't he He is dead Yeah he was

Ingrown hard on He died from An ingrown hard on Yeah I had to kill him Went It was too big All the blood went to him

No it went in And poked a hole in something And then he bled out That's unlucky Big metal teeth on him Remember him No, it went in and poked a hole in something and then he bled out. That's unlucky. Big metal teeth on him, remember him? Scary, but remember he could bite through fucking cable car wire? You were terrified of that guy, man.

I was. Walton Goggins from Vice Principals also got born today. Oh, yes. Don't know him. I don't know if I should know him. I love that show. Walter Goggins? He was in The Heath Leap as well. Now I need to see a picture.

Pull up a picture of Walton. Walter Goggins. Is he the guy? The second guy? Like, that's also in Righteous Jim Jones? That's what I'm wondering, because if it is, he's... I think it is. That's Walter Goggins, I think.

I love that guy. Goggins? Baby Billy. G-O-G-G-I-N-S. I think it's Baby Billy, isn't it? I hope so. Oh, that dude. I think he was in the show Justified, too.

He was. Watched that in prison. And The Shield. OK, what about him? I got a picture. I want to see a fucking picture of him. Why? Because I can't think of who he is.

Because I'm stupid. You know who the fuck he is. Yeah, that's Baby. No, it's not Baby Billy, is it? I can't think of who he is. Because I'm stupid. You know who the fuck he is. Yeah, it's baby. No, it's not baby Billy, is it? I can't tell. I can't tell. It's a shitty picture. No, it's not.

You know why? He looks like one of the Dylan boys. That's what he looks like. You know Matt Dylan and his brother? Oh, I know. Those fucking Dylan fellas. I haven't memorized every inch of his features. You know who this fucking guy is, man.

That guy. It's not who I was thinking. Pass it over so I can have a better look at him. Don't fucking wreck my fireplace. Yeah, that's baby Billy. It is, okay. So we were right. Yeah.

Love that guy. Yeah, she's very scary. Don't be throwing around a $50 fucking fireplace. All right. Jesus Christ. Broid rage. Lava. Yeah, right, Bubs. I wonder if it has a heat setting.

It doesn't, Ricky. Well, how the fuck is it going to make heat? Well, make it down here and the fan will blow it up. It would be dangerous if that had a heating element. I like danger. I also like heat. Here you go, Ricky. This is something you've been talking about doing this for a long time.

This guy did it. Man lives unnoticed under shopping mall staircase for half a year. Six months. I don't know. Is that better than going to jail? Shopping mall staircase? You'd have some time at fucking night when it was closed. I spent quite a few nights at Nick Mack Mall when I was younger

I'd love to live at the mall Me too, man I slept in Woody the Christmas Tree Nobody looked there How many times did you piss on him? Piss on him? Yeah, you pissed on Woody, didn't you? You were bragging about it

I don't think I ever pissed on him I'd like to live at the mall in Santa's Village I did piss off once from the third floor Yeah, that's what I thought. You got kicked out. Yeah, remember? And it shorted out one of his eyes, and then one eye was moving,

and the other one was piss shorted. Wow. See, this is why I don't want to get married, boys. This good-looking married woman stages fake weddings to marry three other men for money. It's easy to get sucked in, boys. All women are going to probably do that. You got to do your due diligence before you get married.

Yeah, but the thing is... You don't just marry somebody in two minutes. You know how easy it is for a woman... What if you did the reverse? I'd marry a few women for money. Sounds like something you might do. I would do that if it wasn't so greasy. I'd do it.

Fuck it. Would you marry an older woman? Yeah. That had a lot of money? 100%. How old? How old would you go? 100?

I'd say, no, man. Jesus, Bob. 65? 70's my cutoff. Wow. Okay. 70's? I'm telling you.

You wouldn't marry a 100-year-old lady that was a billionaire. Fucking right I would. Okay. I would fall madly in love with her. She's probably not going to be around long either. Well. Then would you have intimacy? Jeez.

Yeah. How about this, honey? Gently. Your fella here wants a 1967 Camaro. And if I get that, I'm gonna be very happy and horny. Let's get it going, baby. Yeah, I'm sure, yeah. I'm sure we could work something out. All right.

Good to know. See if we can learn new things about you, Julian. You greasy bastard. Come on. Marrying an old lady for her money. Someone's going to use it. She's going to be dead. Who's she going to give it to?

Her kids? Fuck that. Well, kids probably didn't deserve it if they're not already rich. Not as much as you did. For banging an older woman. Who deserves it more than you? Swooping in in the last fucking four hours of her life? Yeah, it does sound kind of greasy, doesn't it?

You know what? Those kids don't deserve it, looking after her for 80 years. I would look after her. Yeah. I would give her everything she wanted, man. You'd be like the male version of that. Who's that female that did that?

The super old dude. She's dead now. Nicole. Yes. Nicole Kidman. But she got jack shit from Buddy. It wasn't Nicole Kidman. No, that's a different one, man.

Anna Nicole Smith. Oh, yeah. Nicole Smith. There you go. Thank you. Nicole Kidman was trapped by Tom Cruise. Trapped. Yeah. She was trapped by Tom Cruise. Trapped. Yeah.

She was? I know. Wow. Well, let's go down and I'll make more of these and we'll go down and sell them and give the money to the veterans. All right. We're going to go to the liquor store. That's the best place to do it. We just got to make sure.

And we're going to stop by. Oh, the guy selling them there? Put the fucking boots to me. Well, we're going to make sure he disappears for the afternoon then. We're going to stop by Jim's Firehouse and have a little talk. Is it local? Why would you order it if it was local? It's about a four-hour drive. We're not going four hours to bring this back.

No. It's fucking 50 cents. I feel like it got ripped off. You know what? Bring that with us. We'll try to sell it when we're selling the poppies. We'll give it to a veteran. All right. Yeah. Warm them up.

The guy that's there selling will say, hey, buddy, take this, beat it for about two hours. We'll take that can of change. That's right. All right. Let's do it. All right. Happy Remembrance Day, everybody. It's not a happy. It's not like... Whatever the fuck they say. It's not happy. Lest's not like... Whatever the fuck you say. It's not happy.

Lest we forget. Lest... Not... No, whatever. Remembrance Day. Cheers. Cheers. November 11.

Cheers, man. It's rude. It's to them. To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer. Go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app.