Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 25 - Worm Brain Robot

Episode Date: November 16, 2020

Julian wants to fall in love and get married - guess which buxom mega-star is his perfect match! A dirty f**kin' alien worm gives Bubbles an idea for a movie, and Ricky reveals which fish he'd like to date. Also: Elon's Musk - smell like a billionaire!

Well, this stuff gets you thinking, eh, bubs? Oh, I'm right out of her, Julian. Just fucking sitting here thinking about shit, man. Wow. What are you thinking about? The kind of girl I want to marry. The Joker. You said that and the Joker popped up.

No, I don't want to marry the Joker. Maybe you want to marry a jokey lady. Where does that one go? You don't use that one. All right, boys, we getting this going? Oh, we got her going already. Big day today. Oh, yeah. What is it? Oh, man, we getting this going? Oh, we got her going already. Big day today. Oh, yeah.

What is it? Oh, man, I can't tell you. It's a surprise. But there's going to be food, and there's going to be a crazy, crazy fucking surprise. Oh, excellent, Ricky. I'm fucking, I'm baked. Oh, that doesn't go there. How many people, how many people come to this party?

What are you fucking doing over there, man? You look like you're moping. I'm just thinking, man. I'm just thinking about shit. Thinking about what? Who I want to marry, man. Like, what kind of woman? Oh, man.

You're not high enough. You know who I thought would be the perfect woman, though? Who? Dolly Parton. She's fucking perfect, man. A little old. Well, you know, I'm talking like a younger version of Dolly Parton, you know, that could sing. Lots of money.

See, too big for me. Too big what? What does she have that are big? Boobs. Too big. That's what I'm thinking about. That's the kind of woman I want to marry because I didn't even think about her boobs first. I was thinking about... What else would you think about her boobs first. I was thinking about...

What else would you think about her? Just how fucking... Her music? Yeah, man. Like that song, Jolene. Jolene. Oh, that's a good song. Like, you know, I heard that the other night.

Jolene. She's hot. Oh, don't you fucking date my fucking man. Plus, she's also going to probably be in Playboy again. Again? Again, man. Was she ever in Playboy? Pretty sure. Is Playboy again. Again? Again, man. Was she ever in Playboy? Pretty sure.

Is Playboy still a thing? Yep. It's probably gonna be on this fucking thing, but... I don't know, man. I just think that that's the kind of woman I want to meet. And I don't know if it's gonna ever happen, but... You guys hungry? I'm fucking starving, Ricky.

We are gonna have a fucking feast today. I'm fucking starving, Ricky. We are gonna have a fucking feast today. I bought us the midnight snack. Oh, decent. Charcuterie board. Whip some of that up here in a bit. I've always wanted a charcuterie board. Wait, that's not a pizza, that's a sandwich. Yep.

Looks like it's got everything in there we need. What is it fucking? Ricky. What? It's a jigsaw puzzle. What are you talking about? Ricky, it's a- Fuck that snack.

No, look. Oh man, see? Jigsaw puzzle. You can't be taking fucking puzzles out of the fridge when I'm fucked up like this by- What the fuck? That- Where did you get it, Ricky-hand store why would they be fuck it is a fucking

puzzle why selling me at a second-hand store like what was it in a refrigerator holy no but it was cold in the store though. Oh, I'm too big for this. That would have been so fucking good. So you were at, like, the second-hand store, and you saw this on the shelf, and you thought it was free of food? You know what? I heard about food from Japan that they actually make turn into a puzzle, and you can just break pieces off.

It's like chips. There's no way this is edible. Take a bite, man. I bet you it tastes like that sandwich. Eat one, right? You see what happens. Yeah? They're fucking, yeah, man. This is shit they're going to take man. I bet you it tastes like that sandwich. Eat one, right? You see what happens. Yeah? They're fucking, yeah, man.

This is shit they're going to take to space, I think. Really? No, just take a little nibble. Not the plate. That'll be fair. The meat. The meat, man. You don't want to eat the plate.

Take a plate. Big bite of turkey. Because it's probably got flavor dust injected into the molecules. Space stuff, man. Is that bologna or ham? That'd be ham. That's a nice Italian ham. You can't even get through it.

Just lick it then, maybe. I don't know. It's fucking paint. He's just fucking with you, Ricky. It's a puzzle. Jesus Christ, Ricky. It's a puzzle. Smuck another one, buddy.

Fuck's sakes. Now I'm starving. That, Ricky. It's a puzzle. Jesus Christ, Ricky. It's a puzzle. Smokin' another one, buddy. Fuck's sakes. Now I'm starving. That looks like a nice puzzle. That's just making my mouth water, for fuck's sakes. Well, it's park after dark. Hello. Um. What the fuck are you...

What is this game? I don't know. I think I'm just matching. What the fuck is this game? I don't know. I think I'm just matching. Like I flip one up and the red has to go under the black. Or the black, you can't match. I don't know what I'm playing. So you just can't put it on top of the... I guess there's no real skill to it.

It's just matching colors. It's fun though. The ace of spades. the ace of spades. Oh. You still got your little flower on, huh? Yes. That's my remembrance day poppy. It's a heavy duty one.

No, it's made out of metal. I'm gonna wear it all year. Fuck, that's a nice one, man. But is it appropriate to fucking wear them after, like, you know know i'm gonna make it fucking appropriate because i don't think remember this day i don't think one day okay what's it not you say you're gonna wear it all year it's month i think every day should be remembrance day and then actual remembrance day should be super remembrance day okay you know i

agree with that man if you get shot and that thing saved you, that would be fucking awesome. That would not be cool. And I don't think that would save you, man. It would fucking help. Who's shooting at me? With titanium. Snipers.

Well, we need to figure out why that is before... You pissed somebody off, pal. I don't want to get sniped. Get the snipers after you. I don't want snipers. There's no way he would ever get into position Where's the remembrance day boys one day is not enough to remember remember every day man. All right, remember the service people Yeah, pussies compared to what those guys are pussies like unbelievable

You imagine being you know 18 climbing into a bomber heading out over fucking Germany Yeah, I'd be a fucking trip. That'd take some fucking, you know, that's heavy-duty stuff, so the least you can do is remember them every day. So I got my metal poppy on. Tink, tink, tink, tink. Yeah.

She's going to stay. I'm going to put it on my coat, and I'm going to wear it all year. Even if you see, like, a vet, you know, some old dude or a chick or whatever with a walker, and he's all fucked over, go over and say, hey, man, thanks, dude. I do that. I do go. I don't know what you drink or what you smoke, but you're, like, really.

I'm kind of like, I am pretty. I don't know what it is, man. You're kind of like a love machine today. Yeah. Very lovey. Maybe I do want to maybe fall in love, bu is, man. You're kind of like a love machine today. Yeah. Very lovey. Maybe I do want to maybe fall in love, bubs. Ooh. You know?

Why not? You should get on plenty of chicks and fucking have at her. What is it, planet chicks? Plenty of chicks. Isn't that what it's called? Planet chicks. That'd be a better site, wouldn't it? Plenty of chicks.

Plenty of fish, isn't it, Ricky? Why would you want a date of fish? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm He likes trout. A trout? What are you talking about I like trout? I like eating trout. What about those mudsuckers with the big legs? A trout's got some nice color, nice pretty stripes. So does a rainbow trout. Yes. Yeah, that's the nice thing.

Or a speckled trout. There's some nice looking salmon that have some beautiful colors as well. Yes, a nice sheen on them. I would probably date a Goliath grouper. What the f... That sounds like a pretty fucking grouper, man.

They live to be like a hundred. So you want a hundred year old fish that's like four or five hundred pounds. Imagine the stories. What would his stories be? Oh, I swam over there in 54. He wants to date a male. What kind of grouper?

A male. Well, you just said, think of the stories he has. They have. Okay. Here's his stories. Oh, and back in 06, I swam over to that side of the lake. And then in fucking the depression, I hung up down that end of the lake. Fuck, you should have seen the fucking worm I ate yesterday.

It was massive. Oh, back in 52, I remember a fucking boat went over top of me. What kind of grouper is this? Goliath. Goliath. They're endangered, man. I caught a couple. I let them go.

Grouper. You never caught a Goliath grouper in your life. I had a full-size one, a little one. I bought this big. Where did you catch it? I'm not telling you. I don't give up my secret holes. Oh, Ricky's got a secret fishing hole

that has big fucking ocean fucking sea fish in it. Holy fuck. The Atlantic Goliath Roper. Grooper. Grooper. Grooper. Grooper. That's a totally different fucking thing. Yeah, that's a better file.

That's a fucked up fish. Okay, this is what Ricky wants to date. His dream date. How did this go to a dream date? It was you being romantic. Now I'm dating Goliath groupers? What the fuck, man? Oh, fuck, yeah, you're right.

It's a big motherfucker. Look at this. You son of a... Look at that. Look. How does that make you feel? Does that get your bits moving a bit there, Rick? Yeah, that's a big fish.

You got some movement going on? Oh, fuck. That is a big fish. Get rid of this grouper. Is it a horny type of fish? I'll have to Google that. Did you see those fucking kayakers down in California? Oh, I did.

Did you see that? The fucking ones got swallowed by a whale? No. You didn't see it? No, I didn't. No, it was a blue whale. Oh, it was blue? Blue whale come up like this.

A killer whale is a black and white orca, isn't it? Correct, yeah. No, this was a blue whale. Blue whales are big. Oh, my fuck. The thing comes up to eat a whole bunch of fish, and there's a kayaker there, and he fucking eats them. The whole boat and everything's in the fucking thing's mouth.

What? Google. Did he swallow it? He didn't. He spit it out because it was a lady, and she's fine. Two ladies, are they? Blue. Two ladies.

They're fine. They didn't get swallowed, but just put whale swallow kayaker and you'll see it. All right, man. And there's multiple cameras that captured it, and one of them's on her helmet. And she's like, ah, look out! And the fucking thing's got her. I didn't see that angle, man. Oh, there's an angle right from her helmet.

Fuck. Okay, I think this might be it. That's from her helmet, that? Is that it? No, I don't think so. No, that's not it. Oh my fuck. Just filter it by uploading this week.

That's a nice video though. That's a gorgeous video, but nobody else can see it, so it's really irrelevant. Alright, just a sec here, Bucks. Anyway, that happened. Okay, what else happened? I don't know. What do you got to talk about, Mr. Romantic? Besides who you're going to marry?

You know what the, you know the ancient Romans, you know what they used to fucking brush their teeth with? Colgate. Piss. Oh, I heard that. Swear to fuck, man. Why? I heard that, because the acidic piss would strip your teeth clean.

Strip them right clean. So they had these little... Come give it a little kick. Give it a kick. These little vessels, right? On the side of the road, as you walk by, you got to take a piss. You don't go in the alley. You piss in this thing.

No, they had these inverted rock chairs. They would lay back and they'd piss on their own teeth. No, man, they used to fucking scrub them and shit with their... Is certain piss better than other types of piss? Like liquor piss? Good question. Because sometimes some people prefer animal piss, like an oxen piss or some sheep piss. I would think... You should try it and let us know how it goes.

I'm not going to try it and let us know how it goes. I'm not gonna try it because they have fucking toothpaste now. I would think if you ate a bunch of mint, like they had mint back then growing... I'm sure they did, man. If you ate a bunch of mint and then pissed that out, you could have a nice minty mouth. Minty, pissy mouth. You know what they also did with it? Your breath is. Minty, pissy mouth. You know what they also did with it? Your breath is so minty, pissy.

Laundry. Gets out those stubborn stains, yeah. Man, you know a lot about piss. No, it's just bread about it, man. Why do they get piss stains out with it? What did you do? What are the benefits of piss? It just popped up. What happens if you put piss in your mouth?

No, I wasn't. No, that's not what it was, man. I think that's what you do. I was looking up things, different ways to heal animals and shit. What can I do with my spare piss? They take the piss, right? They just let it sit there for a while, age. How do you recycle piss?

No, I'm not talking about that. Anyway, they used to be fucking medicine. That's all I'm talking about. So if you started putting piss in food, would it help clean your teeth? It would act as a deterrent. I don't know if you want to drink it. It would be a good dietary supplement. I don't want to drink it.

Am I going to eat that fucking extra cookie tonight? No, because he pissed on it. So I'm gonna pass. Dietary supplement. What's your fridge? Your fridge is hissing. Is that a fucking brat? Something's hissing behind you.

Is it a field mice or something? Might be mice. I won, boys. Look at that, winner. All right, you win a midnight snack. Congratulations. Don't eat it all at one time. I'm not eating a puzzle, Ricky.

I've never eaten a puzzle. Not about to start. So here's a new scam. This woman down in the States, she got caught, she's down. Delivery driver, you know how they take a picture now to prove they delivered it? No. See, what you do is you take it. We all become delivery drivers.

You drop off the package, you take a picture, say, yeah, we delivered it. And then you take the package. What? So you deliver the package, you put it on the step. To who? Take a picture. Whoever ordered the fucking thing. You take a picture, say, yeah, delivered it.

And then you snatch it and get back to your car and away you go. Well, it wasn't me. I took a picture. I delivered the fucking thing. He can take a picture, say, yep, delivered her. And then he snatches it and gets back to your car and away you go. Well, it wasn't me. I took a picture. I delivered the fucking thing. It was there. It was a picture right on your stuff.

Well, that's going to take fucking Columbo to figure that one out. Who could have stole it? I mean, he took a picture of it so he couldn't have taken it. Right. That's terrible logic, Ricky.

I mean... She didn't know videos, right? She didn't know it was a video camera doorbell. She's dumb. Because of that, she's dumb and it's probably a dumb idea. But it was a good idea in the beginning. That's like saying, oh, look, I took a picture of Rick. Oh, I didn't murder him.

I have a picture of him and he's alive. But you were the last to see him, sir. But I took a picture and then I left, sir. I had to go deliver packages and I had picture of him and he's alive. But you were the last to see him, sir. But I took a picture and then I left, sir. I had to go deliver packages and I had pictures of... Where did you go after that? I delivered a package and there's a picture of the package I delivered. Timestamp. Something doesn't make any sense here, man, to me.

You killed him. Last time I saw him he was alive and I've got a picture to prove it. I saw a picture of a guy using like a little Toyota Corolla or some shit down in Wisconsin. He had a fucking skidoo on his roof. Got pulled over. A fucking skidoo on your roof. Sideways. Sideways.

It was fucked. How did he get that on there? I don't know. He probably ran. What's the most fucked up thing you got pulled over with on your roof? There's been a few. There's been a few. Remember when-

We had lost going there, but we didn't get pulled over. No. That was fucked. No, do you remember when you guys robbed the big truck and it was full of toboggans and you had the toboggans stacked up on the roof and you looked like the Grinch. That was cool. Yeah, that was shitty gas mileage. Well, yeah, it's like a big big sail, big wind resistor. They have these fucking new worms. They're like a foot long down in Virginia. They came from Asia. Hammerhead worms. They're fucking gross. Hammerhead worms. We don't ever get infested

with those fucking things. Do they have little hammerheads? Yeah, they do. They're like orange and weird. Fuck. And they eat all the earthworms and fuck things over. They should let the murder hornets

go on them. You cut them in half and they survive. Murder hornets. Immortal. No, Ricky. If you squash the cocksuckers, they survived. Murder Hornets. Immortal. No, Ricky, if you squashed

the cocksuckers they'd be. These things are fucking, like, they're aliens, man. They're a foot long.

Yeah, but Murder Hornets could make quick work of them. Yeah. They started out as like

a microorganism on a fucking meteor and then it grew over the years and that's what it is, man.

Oh, fuck. That's from a different planet, that motherfucker. Look at that dirty bitch. Imagine, I wonder if they'd be good for fishing huh? Imagine you're sleeping Ricky and he's right here and he just starts going up there. Into your ear.

He goes in your ear and sets up shop. Eats your brains. Sets up shop in behind your eyes. There is some kind of thing that crawls in your ear and eats your brain, isn't there? Yeah, man. No, that was in a movie. But imagine if it could get in there and tap into your optic nerve and take over. Control.

You can see what you can see and then he's steering you around. With the worm? Yeah. That's a good movie. We should write a movie, boy. Let's write you around. With the worm? Yeah. That's a good movie. We should write a movie, boys. Let's write a... What would that movie be called? What was it?

The movie I just described, where the worm... The hammerhead brainies... Goes into your brain, and it taps into your optic nerve, and then it takes over your... It's steering you around, making you do things. Brain control. No. What do we want?

Worm brain something. Worm brain something. Worm brain something. Hammerhead worm. Where do you find these fucking things, man? I think we should play a new game where Ricky names movies. Worm Brain Robot. Worm Brain Robot? Now, see, I would go see.

I would watch that. I would go. If there was a movie on Netflix called Worm Brain Robot, I would watch that immediately. I'd like to make the trailer for it. I might start making movies boys. Worm brain robot wouldn't be that hard to make. It wouldn't be hard to make because once it disappears in there you just fake that and then it's just acting. Oh he in there, believe me. Johnny passed out drunk in a cornfield. Eddie the hammerhead worm crawled into his ear while he was sleeping

and took control of his optic nerve. Boys. Worm brain robot coming soon. The drugs. Worm brain robot Coming soon Good drugs Worm brain robot Coming soon Some people have too much fucking money This clown

Japanese guy Just paid 9600 bucks For a crate of fucking Mandarin oranges 100 oranges What's that? 9000 960 bucks each

How many oranges? 100. So $96 each. For a little tiny mandarin orange. Why? Because they were fresh. They just came out. I want to be the first one to have them from this Hino Maru company.

Oh, yes. The Hino Maru fucking tangerines. Okay, that's what makes them special. They're extra sweet or some shit. Yes, the hinamarus are sweet as fucking oranges. It's 96 bucks a fucking orange. No, I'm just teasing you. I don't know what a hinamaru is.

Hinamaring-ki-dinky-ring-ki-hinamading-ki-roo. That's 10 grams of ash. 10 grams of ash. Can we, like, find seeds to these fucking things? Imagine growing... No, guess why. Why? They're seedless.

Oh, fuck. There's got to be a way. Which growing... Guess why. Why? They're seedless. Oh, fuck. There's got to be a way. Which makes no sense. How do you grow them? You just stick one in the fucking ground, maybe. I thought everything grows from seeds. There's got to be something there, man. But we could go over and steal a tree.

You know who would know? Let's go to Hinamaru. Where's Hinamaru, bud? Or Nushi-Uwa. Nushi-Uwa. You know who we should bring with us? Wormbra Brain Robot. Yeah.

Yeah, man. He can see you do it. Let him go loose over there. Worm Brain Robot goes to Japan to steal a... In a merinky dinky tree. Well, you know what? If we did do a movie like that and got money to do it, we could go over there and that's what the movie's about. We actually do steal it.

Bring it back. I never heard a word you said. Never heard a word you said for the last three minutes. Three? Yeah, probably. I don't know. I lost track of time, but I was just, I was thinking about something over there. Don't know what you said.

Did you ever think of buying a parrot instead of a cat? What? This guy in Australia had a parrot and saved his fucking life. House caught on fire. He's like, Bob! I don't know what his name was. Darren, get up! Fire! He, get up! Fire!

He said get up. I think he just called his name. The fucking house was on fire. Parrot's like, let's get the fuck out of here, Bob. Fire! That's fucked up. Cat wouldn't do that. Cat would just lay there and fucking let you burn to death.

No, it wouldn't. I've been pulled out of fires by cats. When? You remember. Bull fucking shit. I had that car accident years ago. Flipped over and I was trapped in the wreckage and it was burning and he pulled me out. Like a panther?

No, I was a kitty. Wow. He licked me awake. He left me awake and then I was half awake and he was falling on me. Dad. Sorry, man. I haven't been listening to you. I haven't been listening to you for like the last three minutes and 25 seconds.

I don't believe you stole my joke. Fucking Elon Musk. Musk? Musk Musk Musk Musk yes came out with tequila is it musky he's smart man

Tesla Tesla tequila or some fucking Tesla tequila Tesla tequila Tesla tequila 250 bucks a bottle but it is fucking

probably the coolest bottle I've ever seen what is it does it have a it's like a fucking lightning bolt 250 bucks a bottle. But it is fucking probably the coolest bottle I've ever seen. What is it? Does it have a... It's like a fucking lightning bolt. Okay, we got to see that. Because he's all about energy. Why doesn't he come up with a fucking cologne, though?

A cologne of what? What's the fucking last name? Oh, a cologne. That's a good idea. Elon Musk. That's a great idea, man. Smell like a billionaire. Elon Musk.

Go home. Oh, my God. Why hasn't he done that, boys? See, some people are smart. We should do a licensing deal with do it man we want to license your name you want to bottle your sweat just bottle Randy's fucking musky sweat say it's his Elon's mask bottle that is fucking fucking nice looking bottle a that's the mask no that's the tequila. The musk will come in something similar to smaller. Yeah, that's good.

What if you got the mixed up? Oh, I drank Elon's musk. Maybe you'd turn into a superhero. You know what? Electroman. He tweeted this on April Fool's Day 2018, and many people thought it was a joke. Now look what's happening. This guy can fucking do anything, man.

Somebody's attracted to Elon. He's attracted to all men. Equally. Who is? What? What the fuck are you guys talking about? This has been a pretty fucked up... Yeah.

Japan's built a spaceport, eh? No, they're not. A what? Fucking spaceport for... Spaceport? Yeah. Yes, I know theyeport, hey? No, they're not. A what? Fucking spaceport for... Spaceport? Yeah. Yes, I know they are. You're actually fucking traveling.

I know they are. They're building one. I bet it's going to be nice, too. Crazy world we live in. It's going to be nice. So where's the spaceport going to be? In Japan. Spaceport.

It's a floating spaceport, I'll have you know. A floating spaceport. I'll have you know. A floating spaceport. Correct. Okay. Is it? Like floating out in the ocean? I think it's probably attached to land a little bit, but it's floating. Well, I hope it's attached to land somehow.

A spaceport. Or at least it's anchored to the bottom. Otherwise, you know, oh, fuck. Where's the spaceport? Oh, fuck, she floated down to the Bahamas. Probably wouldn't be great if you got hit by a tsunami. No, it would not. No.

Not many things are good when they get hit by tsunamis. No, they fuck you, man. They should build it, like, at least 100 feet in the air, just in case. Well, then it's not floating already Did you know your cat could become mayor maybe because there was a bulldog elected mayor in a small town in the US? Well, I feel about that what are his policies they haven't come out yet Get it. He just got elected. I Would vote for a kitty for mayor.

It's a small town. Guess what it's called? Dog town. Rabbit Hash. Rabbit Hash. Yeah. I've never heard of it, but I'm curious. Rabbit Hash.

No, it wouldn't. They don't mean hash that you smoke. What do they mean? Hash. Where did the name come from? In that context, I believe hash is like a nice, it's like a dish with potatoes and corned beef maybe. Corned beef hash.

Instead of corned beef, you use rabbit? I think it's probably famous for rabbit hash. It's like corned beef hash. Now they have a bulldog, French bulldog, as their fucking... Mayor. Or you know what else it could have been? Some fucking asshole way back in the day

was selling rabbit shit and saying it's hash. And people were smoking it. Oh, it could have been that too. You know what I'm saying? Hey, want my rabbit hash? Get you right fucked up. I only sell it in little round balls. Yeah. What the fuck is going on right now?

What's up man? Don't be doing shit like this to me. Don't freak me out Ricky. I don't, when you start that... One guess. You. What? Guess what's in the magic box. Oh, Ricky, I don't... Hot dog buns?

You, sir. Oh, I mean, it could be anything. Yep. What have I wanted for six fucking months since I first laid eyes? Clean underwear. Incorrect. Oh, fuck. Six months?

Ricky, this makes me nervous. First there was a jack-in-the-box, and they would just fling out and hit you in the head. It could be a fact. Another puzzle. Somebody's wanted for six months. Could be another puzzle. Came with a custom brush. What is it?

That's a nice brush. Is that a back brush? That's a good kitty brush. Very nice. Oh my God, Ricky. What the fuck are those things? Possibly the nicest sneakers on planet Earth. Oh my fuck, Ricky.

Smell the chemicals in the rubber. That smells like... That smells like straight petroleum. The official TM will. 5,400 pounds. Trinity ordered them for me. Where did they come from, Ricky? Didn't make you lift 450 pounds?

What are you saying? They're spring-loaded. Spring-loaded? What the fuck does this say? They are something, aren't they? Weight-securing system. They're ugly, man. They're as ugly as fuck. No, these are badass. Ricky, where did you get them?

Probably got the only pair in Canada. They're from China. I'll never take them off. Ricky, they smell like straight petroleum. I let you touch them, but now nobody touches them but me. Okay. Not a problem. Straight petroleum. I let you touch them, but now nobody touches them but me. Okay. Okay.

Not a problem. And they came with a brush. Wow. He's going to get so upset with these things. All right, boys. Going to put them on. Go put them on, Ricky. See you at the racetrack. Let's go smoke another joint, man.

All right. Get us to see those things on. I want to get... If he comes running, if he goes jogging with those on, it's going to be fantastic. Oh, did we say hello to the people for the Park After Dark? No, man, who cares? I think it's done. Did we do it?

Bob says it's done. Park After Dark's over? It's done. It's over. I didn't even know we started.