Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 26 - Mr. Electricity

Episode Date: November 22, 2021

Ricky's dressed up smart today, he's got a job interview - but is he qualified? (Clue: f**k no!) The Boys chat about the million-dollar kitty, banging in church, and a f**ked finger-free business plan! Also: Julian don't want to talk about ass play... but he does!

How you guys feeling? Those, you know what? BC edibles are way fucking stronger than the ones out here. No, they are, man. Believe me. They are. They're good. They're small, too. They're all good. Yeah, but I are. They're good. They're small, too.

They're all good. Yeah, but I still don't know how you function like this, man. Welcome to the Perk After Dark. It is November the 19th, and we are most excited. We're high, but we're happy. No, I'm still trying to fucking level it out a bit, man. Bubz has got his own days. He's fucked.

I can tell by the look of him. He's fucked. Look at him. He's like a mannequin. Yeah, he looks... The mannequin bubbles. Who is? You are, man. You need to put your arm up his back and start using him like a puppet.

I'm not putting my arm up his back, man. Skin on skin with another man not happening. No. Oh, God. You might mess and guap my arse. You might like that, though. Some people do like that shit, man.

I'd be like, I'd be a big conkey. I wonder how many men actually like ass play. You know what I'm saying? Do you ever think about that? Jesus, where did that come from? Don't know, man. What are you wondering that for? Just because people are fucking down with it.

And you said, I don't know. What sort of ass play? Just, I don't know. What sort of ass play? Just, I don't know, touching. We're barely getting into it today. Well, he threw it in there, man. He's like, you might slip and put my fingers up your ass. I wasn't saying give me some ass play. I was saying you fight mess.

Okay. You're drawing your hand up my ass trying to work me like a puppet. What end of the spectrum do you end up on? What do you mean? Zero being no ass play and ten being smorgasbord. Smorgasbord? No, man, I don't fucking, no. No, man.

You're kind of in the middle? I'm not that, no, I'm not that into that. He's too manly. What about you, pups? So you've never had a finger in there or anything? I slipped once and it happened. By taking a shower. Oh, your own finger?

Yeah, by mistake, man. I hit somebody else. Oh, no, no, no. No, I don't think so anyway. Spent some drunken nights. How long have we been on the air here? About an hour. We're already talking about you fingering your arse.

What about you, man? I thought we were talking about other people. Mr. Romeo? I know you fucking had probably three, four fingers up there. I don't rule out that area if somebody wants to venture there. We now know. We didn't before. We do now.

It's a sensitive area. It can be all right. But I don't want to talk about this anymore. Okay, let's stop talking about ass play. You started it with the statement, I wonder how many men enjoy ass play. No, it went from my hand going up your back because you're a puppet to you saying, hey, I wish your fingers could go up my ass.

That's how it went down. I never said that. You did, man. I don't know if my ass. That's how it went down. I never said that. You did, man. I don't know if my fingers ever slipped up there in the shower. I slipped. Oh, I slipped. No, no, I'm like, you know, you're fucking cleaning yourself, and I slipped on something, and whoa, and I was like, Jesus Christ.

That's not happening again. Just one, I think, man. That's what you call a Freudian slip right there. Whatever it's called, that's what happened. Okay. Are you buying your Christmas tree in Elk Ridge, Utah this year? I am. A lot of people are.

Who buys Christmas trees? Apparently the dudes that work at this Christmas tree firm put up like this sexy erotica video of them swinging around the christmas trees doing little pulls dances and i thought it might turn you on to the point where you might go there to get a tree no okay all that's fucked you just said but what do you mean they were doing a sexy it was like a magic mike kind of fucking christmas tree video and turned on a lot of people i know you like lumberjacks and shit. No, here we go. No, I fucking don't, man. He's like a nice lumberjack. Bubz.

Why don't I? Well, they're husky, kind of like you. I don't know. You can go down and... Husky and musky. Your two favorite things. I can't handle you guys today, man. We got to... It's not pickle and juvie today.

All right, let's... Maybe that should be your nickname, Husky Musky. I'm not Musky. The Husky Musky. I shower every fucking day, bud. Alright, let's switch gears and not talk about ass and lumberjacks. Yes, please.

We'll talk about Instagram's newest... Oh, I can steer it back. There you watch. No, you can't, man. You're not going to. Did you see Instagram's newest star? I'm sure you did, bubs. That little kitty cat with four ears. No, I did not see that. A four-year cat.

Yeah, his name's Midas. He's from Turkey. How much is he worth? I'd say he's worth a fucking lot because on his belly, he's got a white patch of fur in the shape of a heart. No, he doesn't. He's got four fucking ears. Yeah, he's gray.

Four fucking ears and a heart belly. See, that's Burnham and Bailey's shit right there. Million dollar kitty. He's easily a million dollar kitty. I've appraised kitties that don't have any of those features for six, seven hundred grand. Do you have, like, a professional certificate for appraising cats?

Are you the man? Well, I, yes. I gave myself a professional certificate. You know what we should do? We should lock that in. We should find, if you could do that, you could be a cat appraiser, man. You should buy this cat for 50 grand and then resell it for a million.

Well, I wouldn't resell them. That's the problem. I can't do that. Yeah, you can't. You'd never be good at it. Not getting into the cat trade business. Instead of a, what if. Getting into the collecting business.

Instead of the hair on his belly, what if it was like a cock and balls? Would that be worth more or less? No, that would be a more focused market. A heart, you know, you can sell that anywhere in the world and people get it. Cock and ball, you're going to sell it to a very select group. Some people don't want to get a cat's belly if it's got a cock on it, right? Well, just, you know, you can't buy it for your kids. You can if it's got a herd on it, but you can't if it's got that.

So it's more of a focused. He's a cute fuck. And you might end up selling it to a bunch of frat dickheads who will do awful things to the kitty. He's pretty fucking cute. What if it had, like, a patch of, a set of like jugs, like D's? Like yours? No, I'm talking like I'm like, well, maybe.

I don't fucking know. Are those D's? They're not fucking D's, man. Don't be filming my tits. I'm wondering. Fuck off. He must be able to hear pretty fucking good, huh? Are there four functioning ears or are two just for decoration?

You know what? Two might be for decoration because they're pretty small. Two of them are regular size. Four-eared kitty. I've never seen it. Oh, he's fucking cute. His name's Midas. Midas.

He's got the Midas touch. And he's got two best friends that are Labrador retrievers or golden retrievers. That's nice. He's got the Midas touch. And you've got two best friends that are Labrador retrievers, or golden retrievers. That's nice. He's got the Midas touch. Wow, that's exciting stuff. Back to more sexual shit. There was an altar at a church in Belgium that had to be scrubbed down with holy water after a couple filmed themselves having sex on it.

They were banging on the altar of a church. I guess it went viral. Yeah. So they were... I'd say so. They had to plead guilty of public indecency and distribution of pornography. Okay, was this like a camera in the church?

Or was it... I think they... They brought their own shit. I think they brought their own shit. Wow. I'm not sure why they weren't banging on the altar. Madonna did that? Didn't Madonna do that?

Madonna got banged on an altar or something. McDonough? Madonna. Not McDonough. McDonough. Madonna. Like a prayer. Wasn't she getting?

She wasn't getting that. There was a crucifix that might have been in play there, maybe. That was a long time ago. You might have imagined that in your fantasy mind. It was back in the much music days. Remember that? MTV? Yes.

I don't think banging a church would do much for me. Maybe. Why not? Great acoustics. I just feel like you're... You'd be like in a big hall, man. You're being watched. I don't know.

By who? Jesus. Meow, meow. Yeah. Well, if he's watching you in church, he could be watching you right now too, Ricky. Probably is. That's why I'm dressed up and I look dapper. Yeah, why are you dressed up?

You're dressed for Jesus today, are you? I got a job interview. I'm dressed for Jesus and a job interview. Looks like you're ready for some kind of Mexican wedding or something. You don't have a job interview. We'll see. What is it? Where is this?

Where? What? I'm going into electrical. Don't do it, man. Do not do it. No. You couldn't even fix the plug I fucked over, and that's easy. I told a few tiny fibs on my resume.

Okay. I mean, you basically just watch people, what they do, and you copy it. You can't be tired. You've got to be certified, man. Ricky, you'll electrocute them. According to my resume, I is. Okay. You will electrocute yourself in about four minutes.

Not only that, you'll fucking put a whole family's life in jeopardy. It's all about learning. I'm just going to stay away from the 220s. Those ones can get you hurt. All right, good luck, man. Talk in the 110s, Ricky. You can get hung up on the 220s. Those ones can get you hurt. All right, good luck, man. Soak in the 110s, Ricky. You can get hung up on the 110s. Just gives you a little vibration.

See, no, man. You're a fucking guy. There's the attitude to go into an electrical job with. Ah, if I get caught up on some wires, it'll just be a little vibration. I mean, there's times when it it'll just be a little vibration. I mean, there's times when it could hurt you bad, I guess. You can get stuck to a toaster at 110. But when you start out, you just run wire, don't you?

Yeah, but it's got to be hooked up, man. You could burn a fucking post out. So you're just going to be a cable lugger. Yep, 30 bucks an hour. That's what you start at. Lugging cables. That's pretty good. I hope you get it. Stick be a cable lugger. Yep. 30 bucks an hour. That's what you start at. Lugging cables. That's pretty good. I hope you get it. Stick to just lugging cables.

Don't hook anything up, man. Yeah, don't get into wiring up. The first thing I'm going to ask, though, when you walk in, can you be high? And if they say no, all right. Okay. Nice knowing you. Just from somebody who's gone in and actually been interviewed for jobs, for real. Yeah.

You don't go in and say, I work high. You don't do that. Okay. Unless you work at a dispensary. He does. No. What about this question? They don't work high at a dispensary.

What happens if I smell like weed? You shouldn't. But what if? You're not going to get the fucking job. No one's going to fucking hire a stoner. They're desperate for people. I know. You could tell them that you just smell like weed because you're...

We were in a bus stop where people were hot-boxed. Right, there you go. There you go. But you still shouldn't do it, man. I'm sorry I'm high. It wasn't my intention. That's not going to work every day, but might work on day one.

I'd get through a couple weeks, and then by then I'd be so good, they'd be like, yeah, you can work high. Alright. Well, that's really nice. I love the confidence. This is a question for you. Backs to the Future. One of the best movies ever made, I think. think yeah when you're a

little fellow that was like especially when dude got that he got back to the few uh back in time the regular time had that awesome pickup truck yeah that was wicked anyway you know what the time machine was going to be initially why not the fucking delLorean. An old refrigerator. Swear to fuck. I'm not surprised that they changed that. I'm glad they changed it. What the fuck would that have been? Just get in the fridge and turn the dial and away you go. That would have sucked.

Fridge doesn't move. Either does the hot tub. But was it going to be on wheels and have an engine in it? And you still drive at 77 miles, 78 miles an hour? I think you're just going to walk into it and you're walking through it. Well, that wouldn't have worked with the fucking plot they came up with, with the lightning going down the thing from the church. Major rewrite, man.

Driving, you got to be going 70, what was it, 78? I thought it was 82. It was 80-something, I believe. 82 or 84? Was it? I'm not Googling it. I don't care. How fast did Marty McFly have to go to go through time? I think it? I'm not Googling it. I don't care. How fast did Marty McFly have to go to go through time?

I think it was 84, man. Do I got to seriously fucking do this? No, it was 2.1. While you're looking that up, I want to talk about somebody that I'd, fuck, if I could just have a few minutes in a room with them. Who? This fucking asshole in South Carolina. Running from the cops

because they were trying to pull him over for speeding. This guy's a little fucking 19-month-old kid in the backseat. Yeah. Jumps over a median, high-speed pursuit, jumps out of his car and runs away. His car was on fucking fire. 19-month-old.

Burned to death. Oh, yeah. That's nice talking. What a fucking... How? How can you leave your child? He said he didn't know his car was on fire when he ran away. Fucking idiot. You know what?

It was 88 miles per hour. 88. I was close. I said 87. I said 84. I thought it was 78. It was 88. Anyway, you got sons of 28 years to think, fuck, but he needs to be tortured with like a blowtorch or something.

Yeah, he doesn't, yeah. Am I allowed to talk like that? I don't know, but I did. Yeah, he's. No, we fucked over some people in jail that were total fuckers. Yeah, but he burned a fucking baby alive. We didn't come across one of those dudes. He needs.

They would have been fucked over. I hope somebody in jail fucking sets that straight. I'm sure they will. See, now you can't, like, you can't be saying that shit with this fucking guy on the camera. Oh, you could be a suspect. How much power did they require into the flux capacitor? 1.21 gigawatts.

You should have asked Mr. Electrician over there. How much electricity is 1.21 gigawatts. You should have asked Mr. Electrician over there. How much electricity is 1.21 gigawatts, Ricky? The fuck is a gigolo walk? A gigolo is nothing to do with electricity. A gigolo walk. A gigolo walk. That's what Julian does every morning, leaving his trailer. A gigolo walk.

That's fucked. Here's a good reason to always carry a little pocket knife on you. 60 year old in Australia was fishing. All of a sudden this fucking 15 foot croc comes out of the water. Fucking rips him.

Takes him into the water and he has a little pen knife. He starts stabbing the fucker in the head and let him go. He was alright. Jesus. He got fucked up pretty bad. That was a good move, man. Penknife to the head.

Yeah, they move quick those crocs. They're fast. They want to eat they're fucking powerful. I've had to fucking do some fancy footwork

to dodge several of those in my life. Here we go. Several. Stop carrying a pocket knife. I'm going to start carrying one again. It's a gun sometimes. I mean, you're pulling it out and it falls in the water

and you're fucked. Yeah, but the problem is we've got guns here. We don't have guns when we go to the States. You've just got to be limber on your feet, agile. Okay, you've actually got away from several crocs? Yes. You should film that. I want to hear this story.

You'd be like one of those bull guys with the red flag i know i just you ran i sensed it i sensed he was coming and then he launched out of the water and i did like a back flip up the hill okay so how did you run well i did one flip he went like that i flipped out of the way and he missed me i landed like straddled and i'm like that and he realized i was behind him he snapped this way and i did a pirouette on the other leg and i was gone you know what you fucked up because if you had said two words i would have believed you zigzag well that's what i did zigzag that's how you zigzag through the air and then I zigzagged away. You don't zigzag in the air, man.

I didn't know you were like that. He's on Oedipus. He's a fucking compulsive liar, man. No, I'm not. Totally. You are, man. That was that. You're lying.

You're fucking. It was in Florida. I can't believe I've known you all these years, and I didn't know you could backflip. You would be, if you did. When there's an animal, a crocodile coming for me, I guess. You would be doing it. If you could do backflips, you'd be doing it all the time. I can't do it unless my adrenaline's at maximum pressure.

Bubs. And when I sensed the gator was coming, the croc, the adrenaline peaked, and then my spring legs... You springed up. ...fire up. And they did a zigzag pattern in the air. Yes. Got up. And they did a zigzag pattern in the air. Yes. And got away. Woo.

So we've had some pretty bad flooding going on in BC, which is fucking awful. Yes, they washed out the whole fucking highway. It's fucking insane. Those people had to stay on them. 275 people were on the road all goddamn night with children and pets. 20 hours they were stranded on the highway. Come on, that's not so fucking bad. 20 hours. 20 were stranded on the highway. Come on. That's not so fucking bad. 20 hours.

20 hours is not bad. People think if you're out in a fucking boat, it's sinking and you're like floating around the water. That's a tragedy. All right. Well, I feel for those people. I guess Julian doesn't give a fuck. No, I feel for them.

I do. But I'm just saying there's worse tragedies. There is. Like over in Egypt, this is what I was going to talk about. There's some bad flight as well, except with the water come these fucking scorpions oh fuck scorpion water 500 people that are bit and three are dead they're fucking the death stalker scorpion it's the worst fucking scorpion he has like 25 guns oh i've had they kill 3 000 fucking people a year i didn't jesus christ i wouldn't want to live in Egypt just based on those.

All right, just a second. You had some run-ins with some scorpions, too. I had run-ins with Deathstalker scorpions. Deathstalkers. Yes. They're the worst. Arizona. What does a Deathstalker scorpion look like?

Arizona back in 06. Back in 06. 06, 06 they call it. What the fuck is 06? Back in 06. 06. 06, they call it. 06. What the fuck is 06? Back in 06. What were you doing there? Drinking tea?

Arizona. Arizona. We were there for a golf tournament. Oh, yeah. That's when the rattlesnake almost fucking got me. See? I believe the rattlesnake. I was there for that.

That's Dr. Scorpion in my boot. It wasn't in your boot. In my boot. How come you did, if you did, you'd be bragging like fucking crazy if that happened to you. No, I didn't want to tell anybody because I didn't want you worrying about me. I fought a scorpion. No, I didn't fight him. I was just about to put my foot in my boot and my spidey senses went off just like they did with the croc.

And I go, I should check my boot. And I picked it up and went like that. And he landed and he was like hissing at me. Were you in your spidey suit when this happened? No, but. Because it was a lie. He hissed and he was trying to get my toes. You're lying.

I'd beat him pretty easily. I don't usually call people a liar unless they're actually liars. And you're a liar, man. That didn't happen. The alligators and the crocodiles. Maybe you should. Come on, man. Pay attention.

I'm too fucked up for these lies. Can't handle it. We now know how much you like anal play. I don't like anal play. What are your thoughts on urine? Your people pissing on you. Golden showers in particular. No, man.

No. No? No. Not happening. This is a band called Brass Against, maybe? Anyway, the girl from this band was playing a concert down in Florida. This guy jumped on stage and wanted her to piss on him. So she did.

Oh, yeah. I heard about that. She put her pants down, pissed all over his face while she was singing. And then he got up and spit piss all over the audience, guess that's a party who was this a country singer i don't know pretty sure they're going on tour with tool i guess okay yeah yeah that's fucking hardcore so he jumped on stage she said lay the fuck down And then she squatted over him. Did she have a skirt on? I think she had pants, and she pulled right down. Holy fucksticks.

That's entertainment, huh? You said he might be a little into the... No, I just mean if I was at a concert, you know. I mean, everybody's got a different fucking thing, I guess. But the whole pissing on me. I mean, I've had some run-ins with that situation. Yeah? No, I didn't. I'm just teasing the whole pissing on you. I mean, I've had some run-ins with that situation. Yeah? No, I didn't.

I'm just teasing. And there's some people, there's guys in jail that try to piss on you, like joking around. I want to fucking crank them. That happens. Some people love the golden shower. I just, I've never, I guess I've never tried it, but it just sounds a little fucked to me. Didn't Teddy, what's his name, piss on your leg in the shower? No, man. Oh, he did, but you didn't a little fucked to me. Didn't Teddy, what's his name, piss on your leg in the shower? No, man.

Oh, he did, but you didn't know. That's what they say. I don't still think I had people piss on my feet. Yeah, it's more of the feet. And you get the fucking flip flops on anyway. Oh, I heard you were pissing right in your crack. No, I would not let any man piss in my fucking crack. No, but it was hitting your back and your head. No, man, I would notice, Bob.

The shower was masking it, so you didn't know. Apparently, everybody there saw it, and they were laughing. Apparently, and here comes Mr. Fucking Truthful. Jesus, man. That's the rumor around the town. Old piss back, they were calling it. Yeah, piss back, eh? Yeah.

Piss crack. There's a fucking dude. I know I want money. I want money more than anybody, I think, in the world, except for this fucking guy. Would you take money if someone offered to piss on you? Depends on how much it was. Okay.

You're getting somewhere. Okay, listen. This guy fucking, he took out all these insurance pauls. He's right. Yep. And then he's fucking walking by the train tracks. Train was coming up to him. He's pretending to trip.

Fucking legs right across. Right below the knees. Both legs. For a grand total of $3.2 million. To have no legs? Have no legs. Stupid bastard.

But there's a happy side of this whole story. Well, I think it's funny, but not for for him they didn't give him the money they investigated the shit of it said you are fucked you jumped on the track jumped on it and you took these insurance policies how did they tell me that he took a fucking 12 insurance policies man on his leg year before just on his legs i don't know. I guess. Can you show my legs from the knees down, please? It's a good idea, I guess.

But you know what? People do this all over the world. They're saying this one chick did it with her arm. Gone. I'd lose a pinky for a million. Yeah, but. Not me. Think about it.

Putting your pinky on a train track. No, don't need it. Don't need it, man. I want maybe a pinky for three million. I don't know. Well, it depends on how you were going to, if it was going to get pulled off like in a, you know, If it was a million per finger, how many

would you go? You'd probably want to keep at least, well, you'd need these two. You'd need your thumb for sure. The two pinkies would be gone in a second. If you got rid of those three on each hand, you'd still have opposable thumbs and you'd have six million bucks. So we could get like six million. Four million would leave you with this.

So if we had this for a combined total of 12 million bucks. I'd have to keep at least these two on this hand for certain things that get done with that. We could buy a fucking island somewhere in the tropics with just these digits. I'd be happy. Boys, if we did that, if we traded in our fingers, we'd have $12 million. $12 million.

We'd have this, and we could start like a, you know. Crab Island. No, we could start like a side shop. You know. The pincher boys. The pincher boys. The pincher twins. And we could go out in the road and probably make another million. You know, the... The pincher boys. The pincher boys. The pincher twins. And we could go out in the road and probably make

another million. You could sing some songs with the pinchers. Well, you could play them. Could you play? Well, I could play power chords. Alright. Or maybe I'd lose those two. Oh, you gotta keep this one. That's right. You can't give him the finger. Yeah, you'd keep that one. You just... Nah. I would lose

that one. These two. So that I could do power chords. These two fingers that one. You just, no. I would lose that one. These two. So that I could do power. These two fingers would be gone. Oh, no, I'm keeping them anyway. That's right. All right, this is what we got to do. We got to set up insurance policies now and maybe do this in five years' time. Can you get insurance on fingers? Yes.

No, I'm not, boy. People insure their boobs. No fucking way I'm giving up my fingers. Their hands. How would your boobs get cut off? The what? How would your boobs get cut off? No, some people have like, who is it?

What's her name? That supermodel. She insured her knockers. She insured them? Yeah. Against what? Damage. Damage, man.

Tornadoes. The spear could be thrown. They could go right through both of them. That's a lot of damage. Damage, man. Tornadoes. The spear could be thrown. They could go right through both of them. That's a lot of damage. I don't know. It's just different things, man. Javelin. Exactly.

Olympics and flooding. Flooding, yeah. They could get waterlogged. Get really droopy. I wonder who got, anybody got born on November 19? Guy that did Scrooge McDuck's voice. Scrooge McDuck. Who's Scrooge McDuck?

Scrooge McDuck. Fucking Larry King. Larry King? Yeah. He's alive? No, he died. He died this year, didn't he? This year or last year.

I think it was this year. Larry King. I don't think his wife got anything, did she? Oh, it went to the kids. Really? Don't know. That could be a lie. Quite a rumor to start. Yeah. Ted Turner. Do you guys know him?

Yeah, he runs CBS or something, doesn't he? Turner Broadcasting. Founder of CNN. Ted Turner. Do you guys know him? Yeah, he runs CBS or something, doesn't he? Turner Broadcasting. Founder of CNN. TBS. Owner of Atlanta Braves. Hot wife. Winner of the America's Cup in 1977. Whatever the fuck that is.

That's a boat race. Is that the sailing race? Yes. Fuck, that's awesome. Not really. Dan Haggerty. Grizzly Adams. Oh, Gri's awesome. Not really. Dan Haggerty. Grizzly Adams. Oh, Grizzly.

He's dead, isn't he? Oh, fuck yeah. Eaten by a fucking bear. I fucking love that guy. That was a good show. Bear ate his face off. Gentle Ben, eh? No, that's not true.

Grizzly Adams and Gentle Ben weren't the same. That little buddy... Gentle Ben and Grizzly Adams and Gentle Ben weren't the same. Ben was his fucking buddy, wasn't he? Gentle Ben and Grizzly Adams was two different shows. Your little buddy, Matt Sorum. Oh! Yeah. Happy birthday to Matt Sorum. Wow.

Meg Ryan. What? Meg Ryan. Sleepless in Seattle, man. Yeah. Jodie Foster. That one scene she did. Jodie Foster and Meg Ryan have the same birthday.

Yeah, one year apart. Jesus, Murphy. Who's older? Meg. Oh, she's not, is she? Jodie's 62. Meg's getting up there. Oh, yeah, they're getting old. Meg Ryan, 63. No, is she? Jody's 62. Meg's getting up there.

Oh, yeah, they're getting old. Meg Ryan, 63? No, is she? Don't know. She's 60. She was born in 61. Well, then Jody Foster's older then. You said Meg Ryan was older. No, Jody Foster was born in 62.

Oh, boy, I thought you said 62 years older. Oh, I see. Yeah, man. How old are they then? 62, that would you said 62 years old. Oh, I see. Yeah, man. How old are they then? 62, that would make her 59, man. Creeping up to the 60s. How did you do that math so quick? I am good at math, my friend.

No, 52. 62, man. No. 62, yeah. What year was she born? She's 59, man. Meg Ryan? Yeah.

61. 60 years ago. She's 60. She's 59, man. Meg Ryan? Yeah. 61. 60 years ago. She's 60. She's 60. The other one's 50. Jodie Foster, 59. Yeah, okay. I got you now.

Oh, somebody else on your little radar. Adam Driver. Adam Driver. Who is that? You're laughing. I don't even know who that who's that i thought he's in the new star wars movies he was in the young young hand solo oh i don't fucking i don't don't know man maybe he wasn't i don't know i might huh who tiger tiger he's a rapper correct tiger tiger man born in compton calvin fucking klein calvin and hobbes jack dorsey co-founder of twitter Jack Dorsey, co-founder of Twitter.

Yeah. All right, that's it. All right. Do you have any more of these BC edibles? Plenty. Okay, good. Because we are good boys. I got connections to the concert tomorrow night at the fucking Metro Center.

It's not the Metro Center, is it? The Scotiabank? Scotiabank. I got connections. You know what? I want to go to that fucking concert. I want to see Classified, but I'm nervous. No, we're going. We're going.. I got connections. You know what? I want to go to that fucking concert. I want to see Classified, but I'm nervous. No, we're going. We're going.

I've got connections. We are fucking going. Last time we were in the fucking Metro Center, we broke in, garbage bags, and they said, if you ever come on these premises again, we will kill you. Well, they didn't say we'd kill you, but they said that they'd arrest us. Yeah, but I think I got things smoothed over. We might be able to go. I'm working on it.

We might. It's going to happen. We're going. So make sure you get ready. Don't make any plans for tomorrow night. We might be able to go. I'm working on it. We might. It's going to happen. We're going. So make sure you get ready. Don't make any plans for tomorrow night. We're going. How are we getting in? We're going to, I've got, there's a guy that knows a guy that knows this other guy that I know that went to jail with me, the second guy. And he's going to fucking get us in.

Well, you can go in however you like. I know how I'm going in, and I'm going to go right to the backstage, take a bunch of booze and I might even go up on stage. We're going to go on through I'm going in, and I'm going to go right to the backstage, take a bunch of booze, and I might even go up on stage. All right, well, we're going to go on through the front fucking doors, and we're going to go right down to the VIP section and get fucking hammered. And then we're going to streak across. There's all kinds of people playing. We're going to streak across the stage.

No. Who are you going with, him or me? You're not going through the fucking sewers. Come on, come through the sewers like old times. I'm not going through. But if you go through the sewers, then we're going to end up getting arrested, too. No, I'll. You're coming through the front door.

We'll see. I'm not. Look, you know what? You guys fucking go. I'm not doing it. No, you're going to come with me, bubs. No. I'm going.

I'm going. I'm getting drunk. I haven't partied and went to a concert in how many years now? It's been a long time. It's the last time I was. You guys are going gonna get fucking arrested. We're not gonna get arrested. Boys,

have I ever let you guys down? Yes. No, I haven't. Hundreds and hundreds of times. All right. You understand? Isn't Reany? Reany's gonna be there.

Yes. There's gonna be all kinds of people, man. It's gonna be a good fucking show. I'll watch it on my computer. I'm a ninja. That's gonna go down, man. I'm gonna be drunk. Inner ninja. Who is it? It's not I'm your party. Watch it on my computer. I'm a ninja. That's where I'm going to go now, man. I'm going to be drunk.

Inner ninja. Who is it? It's not I'm a ninja. Well, I don't know the fucking lyrics. How do you know them? I listen to Classified sometimes. Okay, I do. I'm usually...

Okay. Inner ninja. All right. It could be I'm a ninja. That works too, I guess. Maybe I want to be a ninja right now. All right, fuck it. I'm going. You're coming with I want, maybe I want to be a ninja right now. All right, fuck it. I'm going.

You're coming with me, boss. You want to bang a ninja, you do. Ass play. Maybe a golden shower. Fuck, you guys are fucked.