Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 26 - Sh*t Learnters

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

The Boys get learnt about some really interesting sh*t today! Find out how to not get de-meated by pirañas, movie quotes we're f**king up, and where to get drunk for cheap with the Germans! Also: How far would Bubbles go to rescue a kitty in distress?

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off. I don't care how fucking tough your muscles are, I could cut your bone with those. I could cut right through your bone. No, you're not sure about that. Your bones aren't muscular. You know that, right? Yeah, but the bones are fucking hard, man.

Yeah, but that's got crunchers on it. That's bone crunchers right there. Gentlemen, we're rolling. All right, we're rolling. Okay, well, that's fine. All right, let's talk about this little fucking guy. Ricky, where'd you get this guy? He's a piranha.

This is the real deal. He's stuffed. That's a real piranha. Feel his fucking teeth. Jesus fucking man. If there wasn't a thousand of those coming at you, you'd be fucked. Piranha. You'd be in hell.

You'd be stripped right to the bone. Yeah. Oh, and the first thing they do, you know what? They're attracted to urine. So you know the first thing they're going to eat? Eat the cock right off you. Your wiener's gone. They would just vaporize your wiener.

It's gone. There's not even a bone in that. So if you know you're about to get attacked by a school of piranha, you should piss on the person next to you. No, you should go underwater and breathe as deeply as you can and just off yourself rather than go through a five-minute prolonged de-meeting. Five minutes, you think? They'd get you right down to the bone?

Oh, less than five minutes. They'd have you right down to the nubs. And, you know, your instinct is going to be to keep your head above water and try to stay alive. But that's counterproductive at that moment. You should go underwater, breathe in like a merman, and go off to somewhere in your mind. Fuck that.

What would you do? Imagine if they ate him and he'd come out and he was just normal-sized. And they're all full, they can't eat anymore. And I'm just fucked over you might just come out and just be like a normal skinny person

no you know what fuck that Venezuela I'm not going into the waters there done that would suck

that would suck piranha alright fuck man got a nice little story oh yeah about this dog in Germany

Babs doesn't like dog stories did you ever fucking find out about your cat is he on his way Got a nice little story. Oh, yeah? About this dog in Germany. Bubz doesn't like dog stories. Did you ever fucking find out about your cat? Is he on his way? No, I've called. Give him a call. Give him a call right now. I don't think they'd be open. No, he's not open now.

It's fucking Friday. For fuck's sakes, man. Would they? No. He's gotta be gone. That was fucking two weeks ago. Yeah, it would be six o'clock over there now. He could be working late, man.

Give her a call, bud. Give her a call. All right, fucking let me know about this dog. Oh, yeah, there's this dog. He's a poor little fucker. He was 220 pounds. That's a big dog. Newfoundland dog?

Nope. He's a normal-sized dog, but he... Chihuahua? Nope. That would be amazing. No, no, no, no, no, man. He was a stray dog. I'm not sure what kind he dog, but he... Chihuahua? Nope. That would be amazing. No, no, no, no, no, no, man. He was a stray dog. I'm not sure what kind he was, but he was...

He must have been eating well. He was outside of a market. Smart dog. So he was sitting there, just not moving, just eating. People were feeding him. Someone got a scale and they fucking weighed the poor little bastard. 220 pounds. What's his fuck?

What kind of dog does he say? I'll show you, man. He's just a big... I'll tell you exactly what breeds. He was only a Chihuahua. No, man. He's not a Chihuahua. Miniature poodle?

Toy poodle? Look at this fucker. Look at that guy. Oh, yeah. He's got some lab in him. He looks like a white lab kind of thing. Look at this fat fuck. Poor guy.

He's a big dog. He's just sitting there eating. Could be worse. Anyway, they're trying to put the guy on big dog. He's just sitting there eating. Could be worse. Anyway, they're trying to put the guy on a diet. Some people are helping him out. Some people don't give a fuck. He needs a walk is what he fucking needs. He needs some exercise.

He needs walkies. Yeah. I'm calling them just in case there's somebody there. Leave a message. Just in case there's somebody staying late. This is the fucking ringer. We are currently closed and unable to take your call. Just in case there's somebody staying late. This is a fucking ringer. Leave a message.

They don't have a message. No, they're open tomorrow. Do it. I can't get away. one for further instructions. Alternatively, information... Please leave your name, postcode, telephone number, and brief reason for your call after the tone. One of our team will then attempt to contact you. Thank you. Hi there, this is, my name's Bubbles. I'm calling from the Sunnyvale Trailer Park in Nova Scotia, Canada. Just wondering if you still have that two-nosed kitty over there. What was her name?

Nanny. Nanny McPhee. Saw her on the internet there. Who is this kitty? I would like to, if nobody's adopted it, I would like to put my name in to look after that kitty. I'm going to change her name to Nostradamus. And I've got a whole bunch of kitties over here.

How many? She'll have a wonderful life. I am one of the best kitty looker-afters. There is? So I'm not going to leave my number because we're on the TV right now, and people will know my – but I'm going to call you back with my number. And a reference. And a reference.

I've got my name's Julian he is the best cat owner I know lots of love there you go see and my friend Ricky's here too Ricky am I good at looking after kitties best I know and I promise I won't try to make money from this care not don't even listen to them that's right in there but nothing like that'll happen he'll have the greatest life ever. I'll call you back. Thank you.

But if you've got Nanny McPhee, I've got dibs on him. It's bubbles. Her. Her. Nice one. That sounded professional, man. He sounded almost like a doctor. Wanted to adopt a cat or something.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I think we may have done this before. I'm so baked, I can't remember. Okay. There's some fucking famous movie quotes there, but it gets fucked up. All right. Okay.

Bring them on, man. I like these things. I love these. Star Wars. Yeah. May the force be with you. Yeah. No.

What is it? Remember, the force will be with you always. Get the fuck out of here. Obi-Wan Kenobi never said, may the force be with you. What did Luke say? May the force be with you always. Get the fuck out of here. Obi-Wan Kenobi never said, may the force be with you. What did Luke say? May the force be with you. Somebody said, may the force be with you, man. Luke did.

No, Jesus said it. May the force be with you, and then the parish says, and also with you. Fucking Yoda said it, man. Everybody said it. Maybe Obi-Wan didn't say it. Fuck him. Yoda did, and so did Luke.

And so did Princess Leia. Oh, my God. If Yoda had a car, what would he drive? Skoda? A Skoda. Yoda in a Skoda. Has nobody made a T-shirt of that yet? He should be the spokesperson for Skoda.

Yoda in a Skoda. Skoda, Yoda edition. Skoda. Skoda Yoda edition. It's green. Green with big ears on it. Silence of the sheep. I mean, no. Silence of the lambs. Are lambs and sheep the same?

They should be. Yeah, I think they are, man. Lambs and sheep. Silence of the goats. What is the quote? Hello, Clarice. Yeah? No.

What? He never says no. He never says hello, Clarice. He says good evening, Clarice. Good evening, Clarice. That's weird. I always thought it was hello. No, because some comedians just started using hello, Clary.

Another Star Wars one. Luke, I am your father. Correct. He did not say that. He did not? Okay, I knew that one. Everybody says that. I always do. I know. Same thing, I think. He says, no, I am your father. No.

What the fuck? Okay, you said, what's the difference between a lamb and a sheep? Didn't know this. Lambs are less than 12 months old. Adult sheep are 12 months and older. Who the fuck knows that shit? It's a fucking baby sheep. A lamb? I didn't know.

I thought, I didn't know it was a baby sheep, man. Jesus Christ. And adult females are called ooze you use and adults are called rams that's why a lot of people don't like to eat lamb i don't like it i hate all of them man when people's like count sheep and shit when you were little to get to sleep fuck that you didn't know that you could have counted little lamb you. You also thought, no, it was you that thought mice were baby rats. I did. Yeah, that's fucked.

See, mine is like, I'm not a farmer. I know nothing about lambs and sheep, man. And I thought the rats were baby guinea pigs. See, now we're fucked. You know what? Actually, we learned shit on this fucking podcast. Here's a fucked up one. Oh, it's very educational.

Queza Blanque. Yeah? Play it again, Sam. No, no. You never said that. Que sa blanque. Yeah? Play it again, Sam. No, no. He never said that. He never said. No. Play it, Sam.

Play as time goes by, was the quote. How did that get turned into play it again, Sam? Humphrey Bogart must have been, you know, fucking around on the talk shows. Oh, you're going to know this one, Pubs. What? Apollo 13. Yeah. Houston, you're going to know this one, Pops. What? Apollo 13. Yeah.

Houston, we have a problem. No, it's not what he said. No. What did he say? That's what everyone fucking says. This is a good promo they said. I say that for all kinds of different expressions. What he actually said at the time on the NASA recordings is,

NASA, something just fucking blew, baby. No, they didn't. Yeah, NASA, something just fucking blew, baby. That's the actual quote. That's not what it says here, but it sounds better. What did he actually say? The actual thing was, Houston, we've had a problem. We've had a problem?

Well, I remember watching a documentary where he said, Fuckin' blue, baby. You're too just big right now. Dirty Harry. This is a good one. Okay. Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?

I thought that was it. No. What is it? You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do you? I don't remember that part, man. I know.

I do. That's Clint's most famous line. Well, I thought it was different, man. You know, there's a Snow White one. We've talked about that one before. What was that? Mirror, mirror on the wall. Oh, mirror, mirror.

Who's the fairest of them all? No. Never said. What is it again? Remind me. Mirror, mirror. On the wall. Who's the fairest of them all? That's what everybody says What is it again? Remind me. Mirror, mirror. On the wall, who's the fairest of them all? That's what everybody says. Yeah, but what's the real one?

Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? Okay. Why do the poets get so fucked up? Don't know, man. Because one person says it to one other person, they fuck it up, and then all of a sudden it goes to another person. This is one of the greatest headlines I've seen in a while.

Okay. This is an actual headline. Okay. Okay. UK police taser naked opera singer rampaging through nursing home with bow and arrow. That is good. It's wicked.

What happened? They tased him? Did he shit himself in front of all the kids? Mark Holland, his name was, 63. He fucking snapped when the staff refused to let him go shopping. Muth. Yeah, so he did thousands of dollars worth of damage. He shot an arrow at the cops.

Luckily, he missed. Jesus Christ. That's a lot of fucking not fire. How'd you go into jail for that? They had to taser, he missed. Jesus Christ. That's not a attempted murder, isn't it? How'd you go into jail for that? He had to taser him three times. Naked. Shitting himself. Butt naked. What a fucking crazy son of a bitch. I'd like to see a video

of that shit happening. Apparently, he's never had a temper or snapped or done anything before. He just said he can't go shopping. He fucking snapped. He had enough, baby. How does he have a fucking bow and arrow? What was the movie with Michael Douglas where he had enough? Oh, man, Falling Down.

Falling Down, yeah. That was a good one. He snapped, didn't he? A little bit. Check this out. You know what? The Germans can fucking drink a lot of beer, boys. Like, this is unbelievable.

A group of 55 Germansans vacation in spain they sat down at a table and they drank 1254 fucking beer in three hours how many fucking 1254 that's like 22 almost 23 beer each in three hours that's a that's a lot of fucking beer man right eight beer an hour is a good shift that's like what fucking i know like two people that can do that, but that was a group of what? Just German dudes. But how many guys? 55. 55 people that can drink 25 beer?

That's like a beer every eight minutes. Can you imagine the poor people that had to serve these drunken Germans, man? Must have been a fucking hell of a bill. Must have been a shitstorm. Imagine the amount of pissing they did. 2,500 bucks. That's it? Yeah, for the giant round of beers.

That's all? That seems cheap. Is that for one round, though? Okay, I actually beat the whole record. One round? The whole record was a hundred. That's an expensive round. It's got to be more than, if it's 1,200 beer,

so the beers are only two bucks? 55 people reportedly paid a bill of fucking 2,380 euros, which is $2,534 American. Yeah, but you said there was 1,200 beers served, so it was only two euros a beer? They got a good deal on them, man. Beer must be fucking cheap in Spain. I don't know.

Two euros for a beer. Sounds like a good place to go. Should be living there. Okay. Excuse me. Oh, this is, I got a gross story, man. Oh, man, how gross? Some people are fucking gross, man.

I could throw up right now. This happened in America at the Ritz Carlton. A hotel chain down there. Which one? Which city? The one in, where is it at? Oh, in California. Half Moon Bay.

Half Moon Bay. This lady's there. She orders up a few bottles of water. She puts them down by her nightstand. She wakes up in the middle of the night, goes to taste one. It's fucking salty. Buddy, they gave her the fucking water, jacked off in it. Yeah!

Come on. Really? Contaminated her water with semen. How did she find out? You know what? You should be able to kick the fuck out of whoever did that. Yeah. I'd go further than kick the fuck out of them.

Well, you know what I mean. Put them in the hospital. Well, he's obviously got mental problems. But she immediately realized that, that hmm this is not tasting great i'm not sure if she knew exactly what it tasted like she knew exactly what it tastes like so she had to test it well i guess it's probably at the bottom of the bottle man that's fucking gnarly fucking gross man that's yeah hope you got a feel-good story for us now, man. No, this is something I didn't know anything about.

Goldie Hawn apparently was touched by an alien. Touched? Yeah. Define that. She said it felt like a finger of God. She was fingered by an alien. It's probably, she probably should have said something. Did you ever see the fucking finger on E.T.?

With the big light bulb on the end of it, you imagine? It was, yeah. That thing's probably got a little bit of heat on it. It probably made her cheeks glow. Have you guys ever been told? What? Finger of God or, you know. Have you?

Have you, Ricky? Hey, come on, buddy. No, I have not. You've got some talent, my friend. Ricky's got the fingers of God. I guess she was like 20 and she saw these three little dudes with triangle heads. She was 20. When she was 20, yeah.

She was hot as hell. When she was 20, she was also doing a lot of acid and mushrooms. She was dancing. I don't know. She was dancing. She was hot, man. I know. She looked out the car.

She had some weird buzzing noise in her ear. Looks outside the car. These three little triangle head dudes came up. One of them either fingered her or I think just touched her face this wasn't really up well that's probably a gouty finger to ricky i was probably just reached through the window of the car and i think it's awesome man it's probably back in the 70s if she was 20 well apparently what was happening she's in the desert in california 60s there's been a ton of fucking alien sightings there so who knows man she was on laugh-in in the late in California. In the 60s. There's been a ton of fucking alien sightings there, so who knows, man. She was on Laugh-In in the late 60s.

She was about 20. Gorgeous. Yeah, she was. Laugh-In? Laugh-In. What the fuck is that? You don't know that show? Oh, I thought it was a drug.

I don't care then. Laugh-In. Yeah, who cares, bubs? It was a TV show in the 70s, Laugh-In. It sounded like a good drug that makes you laugh. I guess that's us. It's a guy that says, peyote. I don't know, man. Here's a good little story. Firefighters, they saved this dog in this narrow pipe. Yeah. Two little fucking dogs. How'd they get him out? I poured a fucking drink and I forgot about it. Get it in you, bud.

Anyway, they came in, the firefighters came and took the fucking dog out of this pipe. They went through hell. The owner was happy, but then they fucking slapped him with a $10,000 fucking bill

for doing it. Like, what would you do, bubs? What if you were a cat? Oh my God, I just about grabbed those scissors and stuck them right in your chest. I don't know why. Maybe move those.

That's fucking weird. Keep going. If you were a cat stuck in a fucking pipe, would you willingly pay $10,000 to get it out? Yeah, absolutely. Where would you get the money? Well, if I had the money, I would. Okay, that's what I'm saying. Let's go have fun with me.

Exactly. If there was a kitty suffering in a pipe, I would go become a male prostitute to make 10 grand to get him out. Girls and guys? I'd have to. If there was a kitty suffering in a pipe, imagine his little meows of terror. You're telling me you wouldn't go?

No. Take one for the team? I would be getting out a nine millimeter and I'd be putting the poor fucker down. Ten grand? So you would change your whole sexual, whatever they call it. You know how many gas stations or convenience stores you'd have to rob to get ten grand? A lot. Yeah. Maybe the end of the night at McDonald's, but they got a shift change at midway through. No, man. That's a, no. You'd have to fucking, you'd have to do it on a serious ice. Yeah, it would have to be, no, it would have to be one rich fella. Okay, so are you willing to go to jail to save your poor fucked up cat that's stuck? Yeah.

Sure I would. Right. I'd do it for you, not for an animal I don't think, bubs. Holy fuck. Maybe it was Lassie. You have a black soul. Maybe it was Lassie and he was making me lots of money. Then it's like an asset, right? So, Lassie?

Lassie's fucking stupid. Lassie was a dumb bastard. Okay, the littlest hobo. You want to call him dumb? No, littlest was very intelligent. The original littlest. That's worth going to GF. It was London, his name was.

Whatever. He could speak Russian, for fuck's sakes. He was very smart. He could speak Russian. He could. Russian spies came to a little town he was in, and they were doing some deals, and he overheard them, and he went and fucking told the people to come on, follow me.

And they went back and caught them doing Russian spy stuff. You're starting to sound like Ricky, man. No, I'm just telling you what happened on Littlest Hobo. Let's just redo that show. Episode 61. They should do it with a littlest hobo, but with a cat this time. Yeah, no kidding. What would they call him, though?

Littler Hobo. The littlest pussy. That's pretty good. That'd be, I'd watch that show. Yeah, but then you're going to think it's about somebody else. Oh, you've got to, in the commercial, you'd obviously have a cat. Yeah. All right, something to think about.

We'll pitch it. For sure. We'll pitch it to Netflix. For sure. For right, something to think about. We'll pitch it. For sure. We'll pitch it to Netflix. For sure. For sure, Ricky. This week for Bork Days is way better than last week. We're going to fucking have a good night tonight. All right, who we got?

Who do we got that we don't give a fuck about? Rock Hard Hudson. Rock Hard Hudson. Rock Hard Hudson. Most people probably listen to this, don't have a clue. Rock Hudson. No, they don't, man. Neither do I, really. I don't really know much about him either.

He was fucking pretty cool, man. Was he? He was as gay as the night is long and all that. You know what? And we didn't know that for many, many years he had a little secret. Yeah. And he was like a womanizer for most of it in the movies. Fucking Gordon Lightfoot.

We're going to crank the shit out of some of that. Give us a little bit of Gordon, bubs. Sun down on the tip of my collar. No, I forget the words. Something like that. It was a great groove, though, man. Hey, do you think when he was speeding, they called him Gordon Leadfoot? Yeah.

Think a cop ever called him? The end of the stone. Gordon Leadfoot? It's good drinking to me, man. It's fucking good, man. Yeah, it is. It's making me want to drink. Do you think a cop ever said,

hey, fucking take her down a notch there, Gordon Leadfoot? That'd be funny if a cop pulled him over speed. And then Gordon said, oh, fucking blow me, cop. What if he's fucking doing like 60 kilometers an hour in a 100 zone and he got pulled over? Come on, Lightfoot. The fuck are you doing. The fuck you doing? What are you doing?

Fucking give her some gas, bud. Come on, Lightfoot. Too light in the foot. Martin Scorsese. Yeah. Go watch one of his great films tonight. He's got tons, man. Let's do it.

He's got a new one. I heard that. I haven't seen it yet. Neither have I. Leonardo. Killers of the Flower Moon. Yeah. I've heard mixed reviews. Why don't we get it, watch it tonight somehow?

Sneak in. We could easily sneak in. Bring our own popcorn, booze, edibles, joints, mushrooms. Raging Cow or Taxi Driver? Raging Cow. No, no, no, no. Jesus, Ricky. Raging Bull, which is a fucking awesome movie. Fucking De Niro, man.

The Good Guys. Good Guys, yeah. It was a good one. Danny DeVito. Danny DeVito. Yep. Louis De Palma. Great fucking dude.

That was good, man. I wouldn't have got his last name. You don't remember? I remember Louis. I just didn't remember. Up in the cage. Louis De Palma. The cage in the garage. And what was it, man. I wouldn't have got his last name. You don't remember? I remember Louie. I just didn't remember. Up in the cage. Louie DePalma. Up in the cage in the garage. And what was, okay, and then Jim. What was Jim's last name?

Belushi. No, on taxi. Jim Krakowski? No, close. Starts with an I. Don't know. Jim Ignatowski. Jesus Christ, man.

I was fucking close, man. I had the Towski. Lorne Michaels. Oh, Lorne Michaels. I met Lorne Michaels. Weren't we supposed to go on Saturday Night Live at one time? We were. What the fuck happened?

I think we went to jail. You guys went to jail, so we never ended up going on Saturday Night Live. I fucking, that sucks, man. RuPaul. Can watch a little drag race later. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck, I don't know who these people are.

Oh, name them. I might know them. Richard Fortis you probably know as he plays. Richard Fortis, yeah. He played Guns N' Roses for a while. He still does. Really? Richard still plays in Guns N' Roses.

What the fuck does he do? He can crank some of that shit. Plays guitar. Him and Slash are the guitar players. So it looks like a little Roses and Lightfoot tonight. Oh, and also some Belle Div DeVoe. A new addition. Belle Div?

It's Ronnie DeVoe's birthday. Belle Div DeVoe. You used to love them. Who? Belle Div DeVoe. You used to love them. Who? Belle, Biv, DeVoe. You used to dress up like them, remember? No, man. They had some good jams.

Yeah. DeVoe? Belle, Biv, DeVoe. You don't know who the fuck? Yes, you do. You're going to know this song. Whip it. I forgot how the song goes.

No, Bubs, can you do it? He didn't do it right there. Just wait. I'm putting it on. It's upstairs. Was it Whip It? No. No, Belle, Biv, DeVoe. Whip it good. Was it Whippet? No. No, Val Biffavore.

Whippet good. And? Here's their biggest song. You know, you used to dance to this all the time. See? That's how it starts. I didn't know the rest of it. All right.

Yeah. Yeah. It's good. It's poison. It's all right. I don't... That's Moroni, there's poison. All right, I don't... That's Moroni right there. Is it? Okay, I don't...

I don't know. You're going to like this last one, my friend. All right, I can't wait, Ricky. Who is he? Rachel McAdams. Oh, yeah. Yes. She is hot.

She's up and okay under there. Just knocked into the table. A notebook. I didn't see the movie before, but I'm going to watch it one of these days. Oh, yeah? Yeah, man. Hot-O-Rama. She's from Canada, too.

Yeah, she is. London, Ontario. Yep. Didn't know that. Really? That's right. Interesting. And so was the buddy boy that was with her in the notebook. What's his name?

Gordon Lightfoot? No. Gordon Lightfoot wasn't in the notebook, was he? No, man. He's from Canada. The dude there. What's his... Oh, the guy with the sort of larger schnozzle? What?

The guy in the notebook? Yeah. Wasn't it... What's his name? That has the sort of a bigger nose on him? Oh, Ryan Gooseling. Oh, that's not who I'm thinking of. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Gooseling. That's a rum. Ryan Gooseling.

He's Canadian, too. That's what I said, man. A lot of Canadians. Who's the guy I'm thinking of with the big, sort of bigger nose? It wasn't, uh, Rockford nose? It wasn't... Fantastic actor. Rockford Files, wasn't that? No. What's his name?

I'm thinking of the guy that was in, you know... Man, I hope you come up with it because I'm not... Is he dead? This dude? I don't know. No, he's not dead. The guy with the big nose in the fucking notebook? The guy that played Freddie Mercury.

Maybe he wasn't in the notebook. No, man, I don't know what you're... There's like two characters. I'm thinking of a different... And they got older and it was two different actors. The pianist. Who was in that? The pianist.

The pianist. The pianist. Adrian fucking Brody. Oh, fuck. Yeah, he's got a big... He's got a big... Adrian Brody's got a pretty big heart. He was in Asteroid City.

I don't remember it being that big, but I guess it is. It's just, it's a beak. Oh, yeah, it is big. It's a fucking beak on that guy. Depends on the angle. Not that that's a bad thing. I wish I had a bigger fucking nose. No, you don't.

I do. Hold my glasses up better. Yeah, it does. They get in the way, though, sometimes, though, when you're doing things. Big noses? Yeah. All right. You know what they say about things. Big noses? Yeah. All right. You know what they say about people with big noses?

What's that? No, I don't know. I was asked. I have no idea. No. No. There must be some things. There must be advantages to it. Oh, you can smell things from a farther distance. Okay.

I don't know if it helps your sense of smell though, Bubz. I think you would have more olfactory sensors in there, more surface area. You could probably breathe clearer because your intake, your intakes are bigger, just like on a bigger. What do you call an olfactory sensor? Why is it a newer factory?

It's not that kind of, it's not an old factory, Ricky. What is it? An old? Old factory. It's one word. It's not like the old factory down the road. The old spaghetti factory. No, it's not like that.

Fuck. Let's go get some spaghetti. I'll go get spaghetti. I will too. With sausage. Spaghetti, Scorsese, and what's the other thing we said? Lightfoot. And Lightfoot.

Well, listen to Lightfoot on the way to get spaghetti. Let's fire up some AI and make Gordon Lightfoot sing Guns N' Roses. Imagine him singing fucking Welcome to the Jungle. That'd be fucked. While he's acting in a Lorne Michaels sketch. Lorne Michaels directed version of the notebook. SCTV. Let's go old school.

Alright, let's do it. At least we have our night figured out, boys. Let's say goodbye. Good night everybody. Good night, thank you. Good night. Have a good night. What?

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