Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 27 - Ricky the Duct Tape Carpenter

Episode Date: November 30, 2020

No more Grumpy Pumpy - Julian's changed his tune and is looking on the bright side of life! The Boys rock out to Roch Voisine, and discuss alien monoliths, Ricky's new party shirt and fighting an alli...gator! Also: Nice table, Ricky! No wait, it's f**ked.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Ricky, where the fuck are the rest of your cards at? Probably here somewhere. Six card Sally is what I'm playing. What in the fuck can you do with six cards? And they're the same six cards I know them now so that's what they used to call your mom six card Sally bubs no six cocks no no no no it was six fingers Sally call your father to six beggar Sam here I can't. That's no fun. What are you doing, Ricky?
Starting point is 00:00:51 These have been driving me nuts for a while. What are you doing? Well, I figured it's time to put these to good use. Why do you have spindles for a staircase? Is that what these are? I thought they were table legs. Fuck. I was going to make a table.
Starting point is 00:01:15 They're spindles for a staircase, and you don't have stairs, obviously. Well, remember when I planned on putting on the second level? I bought these at a yard sale, thinking, hmm, that'll save me some money. And now they've been sitting here forever. You got to think about your fucking leaky fleet before you decide putting another level on, Rick. Your eeky, breeky what? Your leaky roof. The roof is leaking.
Starting point is 00:01:37 You need to fucking fix it. I thought you were turning into Billy Ray there for a minute. Billy Ray. Don't fix your roof. Your leaky, creaky roof. It's much more fun to get fucking wet.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Fuck! Why is tape strong? Why is tape strong? Some scissors. Don't slice yourself. Did we welcome people yet? To what? Whatever the fuck
Starting point is 00:02:04 this is called these days. Oh, is it? Are the cameras on? It's on, yeah. Welcome to the pad, the launch pad. Park after dark. It's not dark anymore. We've been up all night drinking and smoking dope.
Starting point is 00:02:23 Yep. Fuck! all night drinking and smoking dope. Yep. Fuck! Julian. What? Get over here. Just a second man, I'm 13,000 here.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Free man coming up, bud. Oh, sex card Sally, you dirty old thing. Six finger Sally. Six finger Sally. Six finger Sally. What are you doing Ricky? Well, I'm just going to take my Team Canada hockey pitcher of the Magic Goal, Paul Henderson,
Starting point is 00:03:02 and make a little table out of it. But it's not working out very well so far. No, keep going. I want you to finish this table for sure. How many legs are going to be on it? All of them? I don't know. Money's a takes.
Starting point is 00:03:19 Here, I'll rip you off a hunk. All right. So, you guys want to... Speaking of hunks, Julian, get over here. You know what, Pep? We gotta do this perk after dark, like after this game. No, we're doing it already. You don't understand, man.
Starting point is 00:03:34 I've got two players left. And Ricky's building a table. 19,000. Three players. What do you guys wanna talk about? Can you put, do you know how to put this on pause, bubs? You can't pause an old Atari. Paws didn't exist back then. Well, let's invent one with the paws.
Starting point is 00:03:50 There you go. Million dollar idea. It's coming together now, isn't it? Nice table, man. Thank you. Can perch fluffy on my new table. Look at that. Are you going to put four legs on it or no? There you go, bud. You got a new home.
Starting point is 00:04:13 For fuck's sakes. You know what? This isn't working very well. $25,000. It needs four legs, Ricky. It can't have two. How's it going, Puffs? Here, give me a hug, buddy.
Starting point is 00:04:27 No, COVID. Come on. COVID. Give me a hug, man. COVID. I don't have fucking COVID. Well, you were down at one of the hot spots. You know what it needs, man?
Starting point is 00:04:36 It needs a brace. For fuck's sake. Julian, there was a warning down at Muscle Beach there. There was a COVID warning. Oh, fives. It's not good for you, pal. What are you doing, man? You know what?
Starting point is 00:04:56 I'm going to have to build a table later, maybe. He's a carpenter. Why don't you use some fucking screws, man? Jesus was a carpenter. So was Ricky. You don't do Rick. I'm a DP carpenter. What's that?
Starting point is 00:05:10 The what? What's a DP carpenter? It's a double penetrator. I meant the DP duct tape carpenter. DP carpenter. DP carpenter, that's a porno, I'm sure. So what is that for? That's, I would say, some type of a Jesus brace.
Starting point is 00:05:29 It's for Fluffy. He needs a new perch. For Fluffy? Some kind of a Jesus brace. That thing weighs about fucking 10 pounds. Yeah. What is that, like a piece of firewood with some, a rug around it? That's not 10 pounds. That's a sheep. That's a goat. What is that, like a piece of firewood with some... a rug around it or something?
Starting point is 00:05:47 That's a sheep! That's a goat, a goat sheep. Ricky, it's got a hole. Why did you drill a hole in it right there? There's not a hole in it, is there? Yeah, look. There's a hole in it right there. Does it turn on? Is there a switch or something? Fuck, I fucked this up. I don't think there's a switch on it.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a price tag. It was... Oh, there's a hole there. It's wet, too, Ricky. What the fuck's in it? What are you talking about, man? There's a wet hole drilled in the back of it.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Oh, I don't know. Must be Moe's. Don't put this around me, man. Did you hear about that guy that was playing piano for the monkeys over in Thailand? The monkeys? Yeah, man. It's a fucking cool scene. Like Davy Jones and...
Starting point is 00:06:32 No, his name was... Mickey Dolenz, those monkeys? Paul Burton. No, there's a bunch of monkeys over in Thailand that run around wild, and they're all fucking hungry because cocksucking covid ruined the tourist industry so nobody's feeding the cocksuckers so he went and played piano with the man they're running all over him chilling out it looked pretty awesome i think i might try to learn to play the piano and go over there hang out with the monkeys baked i would love to see that
Starting point is 00:07:01 oh yeah see look how strong that is now. Well, it's not great actually. Well, Ricky, once you get it into, it's not gonna- It's not working, is it? It's basic physics. You can't, once you get it into four with lateral braces, then she's gonna be solid. Right now, it's gonna be wiggly. Whoever gets the vaccine first, go to Thailand and feed the monkeys.
Starting point is 00:07:28 I'm sure that's everybody's top priority right now. I fucking hate thinking about this portal of monkeys starving. You got a Christmas tree drop-off, Eastern Passage, tomorrow, between 5 and 6 for me, please. What? Christmas tree delivery. You get paid 10 bucks? Christmas tree delivery. You get paid 10 bucks every Christmas tree you deliver. That's a good deal. Well, it's already locked in, man.
Starting point is 00:07:51 10 bucks? 10 bucks. All I gotta do is deliver it. Eastern passage, take you, what? 20 minutes there, 20 minutes back. I'll deliver a Christmas tree for 10 bucks. Right on, buddy. Is there drugs in it?
Starting point is 00:08:03 Stashed in the fucking, you haul it out the fucking... No, there's not fucking... You hollowed out the base. No, there's not. It's completely legal. This potable's just not going that well, is it? The what? The table's not going that well. I thought you called it a potable.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Like a potato table. We'll come back to that, I guess. Rick, you should build a table. It's the worst fucking table I've ever seen in my life, man. It's not great. Oh, no, look, it's fine. You just put... Bubz. Why didn't you, like, stick it into the counter?
Starting point is 00:08:40 Look, see that? Oh, yeah, there you go. Oh, yeah, there you go. Put this on an angle. Nah, it's coming together. Look, now, Bubz, sit there you go. See? Oh yeah, there you go. Put this on an angle. Nah, it's coming together. Look, now, Bov, sit up on top of this for us. Huh? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Boom! Ooh, yeah. Serves the purpose of a table, I suppose. Took an engineer that knows what he's fucking doing to get that together. Good job, bud. Yeah. Grumpy, pumpy. Who's grumpy?
Starting point is 00:09:02 I'm fu- you know what? I'm actually, I'm actually in a pretty good mood now. Good. Because I've accepted a few things. Grumpy pumpy and the Muscle Tongues. Have they played any shows lately? No, it's going to be not grumpy anymore. Oh, happy.
Starting point is 00:09:17 I've changed my tune, as they say, bubs. I've accepted the fact that I'm not going to be getting banged, okay, probably for a long time. Why? COVID. Who am I? I'm not going to be getting banged. Okay? Probably for a long time. Why? COVID. Who am I? I'm not going to be making money. I'm going to be getting high every day playing video games.
Starting point is 00:09:32 I'm kind of like using the Corey Jacob Trevor kind of model. Those guys are never stressed out, right? No. They're always happy. They don't get banged. They play video games and they get high every day. They don't get banged. They play video games and they get high every day and they don't worry about money. I'm tired. Who is this guy?
Starting point is 00:09:50 It's not Grumpy Pumpy anymore. Maybe you should go back to your trailer and turn on some Rock Voisin. What? Chill it by yourself. See, that doesn't... I'm going to laugh at that with you. That's funny. What was his big song?
Starting point is 00:10:05 Rock Voisin. Rock Voisin. I'm going to laugh at that with you. That's funny. What was his big song? Rock Wasine. Rock Wasine. I've never heard something like that. He was big over in New Brunswick. Paris. Yeah, he's French, Ricky. He was also big in New Brunswick. Rock Wasine.
Starting point is 00:10:19 What was his big song? He had a bunch of them, yeah. No, I don't want to fall in love. No, man. No, that's Chris Isaac. That's Chris Isaac. That's a good tune. That's a bunch of them. No, I don't want to. No, man. No, that's Chris Isaac. That's Chris Isaac. That's a good tune.
Starting point is 00:10:29 That's a good video, too. Yeah, that's a really good video. Rock cuisine. I'll tell you right now. There's all this shitty stuff going on right now. What did you just say, Bunch? I heard about this. You what? I said you cranked off to that video.
Starting point is 00:10:40 You said you cranked. No, I said you cranked off to that video. You were cranking off to rock cuisine. I walked in on you one time. Bull fuck. Here we go. Cranked off to that video. No, I said you cranked off to that video. You were cranking off to Rock Fuzzine. I walked in on you one time. Bull fuck. Here we go, see? Cranking off to Chris Isaac. Talking shit, and there's no way of defending myself,
Starting point is 00:10:52 because I can say no, but you just keep it going. Hey, you're in a good mood, though. I'm in a great mood. I'm actually going to put on some Rock Fuzzine. What was his big song? Boy, it's Rock Fuzzine. He's kidding. He's just fucking...
Starting point is 00:11:06 Relax. I can't get onto your fucking internet, man. Yeah, all this shit going on right now down in Cleveland at this place called Nighttown, I think. It's a restaurant or a bar. This fucking guy goes in, orders a beer, asks for his bill, leaves a $3,000 tip. Bullshit. Yeah. Says, share that with the people working, because they had to voluntarily shut down for the COVID.
Starting point is 00:11:26 How much did the beer cost? $7. $3,000 tip on $7? You're a millionaire, though, man. That's not a lot, really. It's Christmas. He didn't say he was a millionaire. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:11:37 That might have been all the money he had. Yeah. Maybe he's just a Christmas saint. Nice gesture during this bullshit pandemic. What is that? That's about a 40,000 Nice gesture during this bullshit pandemic. What is that? That's about a 40,000% tip. Wouldn't it be? Seven bucks, 3,000.
Starting point is 00:11:53 14,000? 42,000% tip. That's pretty high. I leave, you know, 18% on a good day. 18%? You don't tip anymore, eh? I, well, I haven't been buying anything, man. I probably would tip these days.
Starting point is 00:12:12 You don't tip male waiters, you tip female waiters. I noticed. Rock, cuisine, songs. Okay, here we go. My vodka's going down like angel piss. Why would angel piss taste good? There's a lot of sugar added to it, my friend. There's sugar in angel piss?
Starting point is 00:12:32 It's got to be that. Skip that bullshit. How, man? It's like, there's no... You're doing an ad for the back of whoever that is. Yeah, but your favorite song is about to... What is it? Oh, it goes like,
Starting point is 00:12:47 Marilina. Something like that. Some handsome, isn't he, bubs? All right. All the lights. All the lights. People of faith. Oh, Rock's got a lovely voice.
Starting point is 00:13:04 Rock, rock. I thought he has another one. That's it, though, isn't it? That's the one. No, I think he's got an even one. He's got bigger hits than that. I think he does, but I wanted to hear the chorus of that one. Remember, you used to think his name was Rock Wazine. I did.
Starting point is 00:13:27 All right, here we go. It's not a party until you throw Rock Wazine on. Jesus. Is this one of them? Steve Earle. I don't know. Why are we listening to the live versions? Don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:13:44 I bet this guy did well with the ladies. That's not his big song. This is it, man. No, it isn't. No, this one isn't. Kiss in the Rain, man. This is grumpy, pumpy, and the muscle tones. Alright, just, I'm sorry, boys. I don't know
Starting point is 00:14:01 Rock Vazine's fucking library of music. Just type in Rock Vzine's fucking library of music. Just type in Rock Flazine's biggest hit of all time. I think it was the first one. You and I followed to something down the line. Here we go. And I. Do you think he sings to his partner when he's making love to them?
Starting point is 00:14:25 Ooh, rock fire. Jesus. He's in there, humpy. Fuck. That's how I heard Ricky fucking. You know what? I'll always be there. That's the one, man.
Starting point is 00:14:39 How's the chorus go? I need to know. You played the wrong version, man. Played it. That's live. Fuck. It's all in French. Well, he is French. No shit.
Starting point is 00:14:53 What do you think of this tune? My eyes are red. That's not his biggest. Jesus Christ. Oh, man. Didn't he sing, Bye-bye, my cowboy, bye-bye, my rodeo? That sounded like...
Starting point is 00:15:10 No, that's Mitsu. Who's the guy, the singer, Peter Cetera? Is that a guy? Peter Etc. All right. This is called Angel Eyes. Is this the one? No, that's Jeff Healy.
Starting point is 00:15:22 It's hard for me to say I'm sorry. He sounded like that guy. No, that's fucking Chicago or whatever. Sounds like the same fucking song. That's Jeff Healy. Jesus Christ. Fuck off, everybody. I can't stop him.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Note to myself, don't ask Julian to look up fucking songs. What is Rock Boisine's biggest hit of all time? This is, the wheels have come off. We have to know though. Canadian music blog, wordpress.com. On their charts, his biggest hit was On the Outside, number five. On the Outside. On the Outside.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Rock Boisine. Well, we got to the bottom of that. On the outside Let's call him up Ask him Let's do it Hey Rocco Hey Rock And it's not spelled R-O-C-K Rock
Starting point is 00:16:17 It's Rock Rock Alright man this is the moment we've all been waiting for Yes Here we go On the outside Rock. Rock. All right, man. This is the moment we've all been waiting for. Yes. Here we go. On the outside. I'd be on a horse to this song.
Starting point is 00:16:36 Holy fuck, boys. He's wearing a black t-shirt like mine. Oh, there. He's up to school level a little bit. Now it's becoming clear why somebody's infatuated with him. I'm not infatuated with this guy. I don't think this is his biggest song either. He did seem like. Well, we got to hear the fucking chorus.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Or even one word. No, man, he had like a faster tune. No, it's not his biggest song here. Just wait now. We've got to get to the bottom of this. We're leaving people hanging. People will be rioting if we don't... There's a tune that you can actually drink to, I think.
Starting point is 00:17:13 You know what I mean? People will be rioting if we don't solve this. More happy story. A man won $400,000 on his late father's birthday using his father's numbers. That's a feel-good fucking story. Good for him, man. That's very nice. How much did he win? 400 grand. Not bad. Good win, bud. Did you see that fucking... Here it is! I know it! Okay, good. Get from the name. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:17:39 It's this one. Yo, that's just the one I was thinking of. Skip the ads, bubs. Bubs, come on. Skip it. You can't. See? Told you. Won't let ya.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Because rock's too big. Okay. Doesn't this one just want you to make love? Ricky, if I saw you... Just slow and passionate. If you saw him, what, making love? What would you do? This is it.
Starting point is 00:18:14 You said you could drink to it. No, no, this wasn't it. This is his big one. Yeah. Molly Ballou. I hear Metallica do this. There's an English version of this. Isn't there an English version of this? Isn't there?
Starting point is 00:18:26 Yeah. The chorus, Ricky, you'll know the chorus. The song's called Helen. Helen? Helen. Helen? Helen! Remember? You think this was written for?
Starting point is 00:18:50 Here, just wait. Get to the chorus, rock. It's fucking rock, man. What the fuck happened on this track after that? It got really weird. That's gotta be the chorus here. That's it, man. Make me crazy about you. Helen.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Have the back of you. Okay, so if nobody ever heard of Rock Boise, now they know worldwide who he is. That is him. Helen, things you do. Make me crazy about you. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:19:31 People listening. Okay, well, we got to the bottom of that. Now we can start to park out in the dark. Put a fucking shirt out to old Rocky boy. Did you see that cocksucker that wrestled his dog away from the alligator? What the fuck, man? Didn't even lose his cigar. Thank God it was only like a small little fucker, right?
Starting point is 00:19:49 Wow, yeah. I can't believe he didn't rip his hands just red. The dog was okay, I guess. The dog was underwater. I don't know how when he brought him out he wasn't gasping or anything. He was fucking thirsty. That would be funny if he was fucking just sitting there at the little lake, had a little sip of water.
Starting point is 00:20:04 Was the body underwater as well? No, the guy wasn't underwater, but the dog was. The guy jumped in. He had a cigar, right? He had a cigar, but he's like, he reaches on it. You see him fiddling around under the water. You don't know what he's doing. He's struggling.
Starting point is 00:20:17 Then he pulls up a fucking alligator with a dog in its mouth. Throws it down, big cigar hanging out. He rips the fucking thing's mouth open and the dog runs away but how was the dog not choking and gasping up water if he was underwater dogs don't know how to hold their breath do they maybe they do maybe they do man maybe it was fake it wasn't fake are you sure well unless the guy's got a major cigar addiction because why would he keep a cigar that's a good question you think that's the most that is a major cigar addiction because why would he keep a cigar? That's a good question. I think that's the most...
Starting point is 00:20:47 That is a good question. I think it was an animatronic alligator. And that was like a fuzzy, fluffy, stuffed animal that ran away. Also animatronic. That's CGI shit, man. They can do it, right? So there was an animatronic alligator
Starting point is 00:21:03 and a CGI dog that they somebody put in you know that would cost about a million dollars yeah but how many hits yeah it's all about ads man you get a lot of hits if he had lift up his hands like this to the camera and was just like shredded i'd be like okay oh but probably the thing's teeth go like that right he might have just had his fingers in between them. You know? Why didn't he at least punch it or something? Well, he was trying to get the dog out of the mouth.
Starting point is 00:21:32 You're not going to punch it and make the mouth close tighter. So you know what the best thing this guy could do? Pull out a handgun and kill them both. Take some of the money that he made from all the ads, right? Do a part two. The fucking, the other angle. And then you see something with his fucking fingers off
Starting point is 00:21:49 and his thumbs fucking hanging there. No, he was just a Tafel guy. He's probably a World War II veteran. But would you watch the video if that actually happened? I'd watch part two. If he was a World War II veteran, he'd be up there. Yeah, maybe he wasn was a World War II veteran, he'd be up there.
Starting point is 00:22:06 Yeah, maybe he wasn't a World War II veteran. He might have been a Vietnam veteran. Could have been. He's not scared of alligators, I'll tell you that much. Gulf Coast. Because he's got his back to it. Like, the Big Mama alligator could have been right there and said, no, no, no, clomp. Now he's got an alligator with a dog and he's in an alligator's mouth.
Starting point is 00:22:22 That could be part two. He rescues the dog and all of a sudden Big Mama comes up. And grabs him. Pulls him under. And then his wife comes out who's like 18 feet tall. This is a movie, man. She jumps in and clobbers the big alligator and pulls that out. And then another alligator comes along and bangs her.
Starting point is 00:22:41 Yeah. That could happen. Well, if we're making a movie. Who would? Yeah. You'd watch it, wouldn't you? So, it was fine up until that part. Holy fuck. It was fine up until that part, Ricky. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Anyway, I hope the dog is okay. What if there's ever a case of an alligator banging a human? It wasn't fake. I hope it's all good. Think it there's ever a case of an alligator banging a human? I hope it's all good. Think it's happened? What? An alligator actually banging a human. Oh, I guarantee it. Because they get into the fucking thing where they spit.
Starting point is 00:23:12 They get into the death roll. Might turn them on. Does monkeys. Hey, man, remember that time earlier this year when we were in jail and you flew some drugs into the jail with your drone? Yes, Ricky, no, I don't remember that. Could anybody, I mean, somebody that looks like you and talks like you, it wasn't you, right?
Starting point is 00:23:29 Because this is on camera. But did somebody see that footage? Because these two fucking guys got arrested for flying drugs into a jail in Ontario with a drone. Well, Ricky, it's not like you're the only one that ever had that idea. Lots of people have probably attempted it. There's just nobody fucking stupid enough to actually do it other than me and that guy.
Starting point is 00:23:52 But shouldn't we make money off that deep transaction? Because it was our idea? No, Ricky, that doesn't work that way. No, you don't want to get into that shit, man. Going to court trying to sue them, you mean? No. Oh, man. This shirt doesn't breathe very well. to get into that man you should go on a court trying to sue them you mean no oh man this shirt doesn't breathe very well i just felt the drip of sweat drip all the way from here right down to my side who am i anyway boys am i party beach guy or am i dressed in black at a fancy
Starting point is 00:24:20 party i can go anywhere is this a question i can go to a black tie event or can go anywhere with this shirt. Is this a question? I can go to a black tie event or I can go to the beach. You can't go to a black tie event where half your shirt looks like fucking Don Hall. Roll this part up. How are you? Richard Lafleur. Pleasure. You know what?
Starting point is 00:24:42 You're dressed up like the mobsters back in, you know, the 50s or whatever in Las Vegas. So you think if you... Looks like your name should be Squiggy. You think if you roll your sleeve up and you just keep that shoulder facing people, you're going to be fine? How you doing, Richard LaFleur? Pleasure. And then if they're like,
Starting point is 00:24:57 hey, we're having a beach party over here, you just turn the other way. Hey! Yeah. And I should have one right down the middle. Why would you even talk about... Have what down the middle? You put that on thinking that way, right?
Starting point is 00:25:09 Bubz, we've got to get into his head. He puts us on today going, hmm, when am I? I'm going to fucking ask the boys this. Am I the Purdy Beach guy? Somebody made me this shirt and I like it a lot. Who did? This guy, no? Nice craftsmanship.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Yeah. Good buttons. Who's the... Who made... What, it's making you sweat? His name's Brett. There is some sweat. Maybe I didn't put deodorant on for a few years.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Why would another man... I don't think you did, Ricky. I don't think you did. You smell like one of those York's meat pies. Why would another man, like, build a shirt like this for him? He wants to bag them. There's, that could be that. Or there could be something other.
Starting point is 00:25:51 No sir, it's like a drug dealer. You give them a free sample and then they're addicted. Now I gotta go back, get another shirt. It's gonna cost me 200 bucks probably. He should put the little holes under the armpits. I'm gonna get him to put in some mesh. Yeah, some mesh. Look, Julian, pretend I'm Rock Boise. Because they're in Adenia.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Julian, things you do make me crazy about you. This is really weird, man. Did you see that fucking, is it called a monolith? The monolith? In fucking the desert. I saw that. What the fuck was that thing, man? It's like 12 feet tall hunk of metal in the middle of a bumfuck.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Yeah, it's a monolith put there by the fucking aliens. What does it do? What? It's some type of a beacon. It's either an antenna or a beacon or a marker. You know, oh, land here again because we found some good minerals around here, something like that. That was fucked. It's like something you'd see back in, like, the first Star Trek.
Starting point is 00:26:51 No, it's 2001 Space Odyssey. It starts with the monoliths, exactly like that one. That's how that movie starts. The monkeys are jumping around. They see the monoliths, and they're, you know, pounding each other on the chest and stuff and freaking out. At the monolith? Yes, because they don't know what it is.
Starting point is 00:27:10 And then what happened? Well, then it cuts to the spaceship and it's up there circling around and I passed out by that point. I don't remember. It's fucking mysterious. Very mysterious. Unless it's from a movie set, but long way to go to shoot a movie. Have they tried to dig the fucking thing out?
Starting point is 00:27:26 I think this is new information. I think they just found it. They just found it yesterday. A few days ago. Wasn't that- I mean, this could be the fucking... This could wipe out civilization. They start digging with that thing. How do you know it's not fucking tied right to another planet and it's just going to make
Starting point is 00:27:44 its electrical connection and the Earth blows up. So we should just leave it the fuck alone then. It could have roots. It might have roots that just spawn out everywhere. It could be a cork to the core of the Earth. They pull that out. Come on, Buzz. Lava starts spewing out.
Starting point is 00:28:00 That's getting too fucking weird. It could be a cork. You picture if the Earth was like an eggnog ball, full of eggnog, and you pulled out the little cork, what's going to happen? The nog's going to shoot out. You're going to get covered in nog, just like your mother. That was bad, man.
Starting point is 00:28:21 It's somewhere down in Utah. Anyway, I've got to go see it. Yeah. Did you guys watch the movie The Phenomenon yet about the space travel, spaceships and stuff? I'm afraid to. Oh, you should watch it, Ricky. There's things in there I didn't know. Did you see the little dormouse get caught in the bird feeder?
Starting point is 00:28:42 A little fucker went in to stock up for winter so he could hibernate. And he ate too much, too fat to get out. No way. Yeah. That's a cartoon. That sounds like a Randy story. That was true. Imagine if Randy had like 300 cheeseburgers or donairs or something.
Starting point is 00:28:59 His trailer, he wouldn't be able to fit out of his house. Randy's been stuck in places. Remember he went to that Chinese restaurant that time where they had the narrow door? He got stuck in there. Yeah. He ate six or 700 chicken balls over 12 hours. Fuckin' November 27th already.
Starting point is 00:29:18 A lot of shit happened today. Like what? Babyface Nelson died in a shootout with the FBI. Oh. Wow. Hmm. That would suck. Right before Christmas, huh? Old BFN, they call him.
Starting point is 00:29:33 2013, maybe? The movie Frozen was released. One of Bubba's favorites. I love Frozen. Do you want to build a snowman? Prince Harry and Meghan Marble got engaged. Who? Prince Harry and Meghan Marble got engaged. Who? Prince Harry and Meghan Marble.
Starting point is 00:29:50 Engaged in 2017. Meghan Marble. Jimmy Granite's sister. And guess who got fucking born today? Who, man? Two beauties. Who? Bruce Lee. Wow.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Good. Fast. And Jimi Hend Lee. Wow. Fast. And Jimi Hendrix. Whoa. It's party time, gentlemen. Jimi Hendrix and Bruce Lee, they did acid together. No, they didn't. No, they didn't.
Starting point is 00:30:18 Jimi Hendrix did it with him. What a fucking time. I bet you Jimi Hendrix got all fucking cranked up and thought he was Bruce Lee, though. Okay, boys, let's go have a drink for Jimi Hendrix got all fucking cranked up and thought he was Bruce Lee though. Okay boys, let's go have a drink for Jimi Hendrix. Let's do it. Let's watch Enter the Dragon. Let's watch Enter the Dragon. Let's watch Enter the Dragon with all your experience cranking.
Starting point is 00:30:37 Yeah. See if they match up. I heard about that. That's a fuck. That's... They might. They might match up. November 27.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Boom. Yeah.

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