Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 27 - The Good Kind Chicken Fingers

Episode Date: November 29, 2021

Buy one, get eight free! Due to an 'error' at the drive-thru, Ricky has collected chicken fingers from the King, KFC, Harvey's, A&W and... well, every f**king fast food joint in Sunnyvale. Smash open those dipping sauces and let the taste test chicken party begin!

Come on, Julian, just put the fucking hat on. Pups, I'm busy. I want to play three amigos. I don't want a fucking sombrero, man. Play three amigos. Ricky gets back. Pups, I'm fucking... Can't you see I'm doing something? Comeubs, I'm fucking... Can't you see him doing something?

Come on. I'll be dusty. You can be... Who do you want to be? Steve Martin? I want to be... No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. Come on. Bubs, don't be fucking around with me here. You won't do anything fine anymore.

I just want to play three amigos. Fuck's sakes. Well, I'm sorry, bubs. I'm on the gummies, my friend, and I do not want to do shit like that. Hey, Ricky. We're gonna fucking feast today, boys. Holy fuck, Ricky. What the fuck?

You know what? This is kind of an accidental awesome fuck-up, and it's gonna change my life forever. Went to fucking Dairy Queen, get some chicken fingers, a couple little burgers. Forgot to give my chicken fingers, so I went back to drive-thru. Yeah, I forgot to give my chicken fingers. They just gave me some more chicken fingers without even... Shit.

They gave me more chicken fingers without even checking receipts or anything, so then I went to all the fucking restaurants and said, ah, just through here, drive-thru, and you've got to give me my fucking chicken fingers. You didn't pay for any of these? Well, just the original. All right, I'm taking these. Yeah.

You guys can figure it out. No. Hold the fuck on now. These are my fucking... You don't just get to take. This is my food, man. What are you talking about? We all split them all up.

I just split them up. Well, let's... Here's what we're going to do. Let's decide who in the fuck has the best chicken fingers. Oh, they do, man. For sure. And close second, third. Well, let's just get them laid out. What are you guys doing with our Mexican hats?

Well, I want to play three amigos. Let's do it. Get one. Ricky, put one on on and I'll be... And Julian will put one on. Said he would anyway. I know I'm not fucking playing the three... Maybe.

There's Wendy's. Oh, yeah. Look at all the... What the fuck? How did you get these? They don't even check receipts. Just go to the drive-thru and say, yeah, I was through here and you forgot my fucking fingers.

And boom. Holy fuck, you went to Mary Brown's, too? I've been told that those could be the best ones there is. Oh, these ones. Oh, yeah, these are unbelievable. Okay, if people are stupid, take advantage of them. They're dumb. You know what I'm saying?

Sauce extravaganza here. Okay, what other kinds do we have? Is that all of them? No. There's A&W. Oh, yeah, there's A&W. We got Burger Cock Sucker. Dairy Cock Sucker.

What a score, man. What are these? Herbies. Oh, yeah. Those are supposed to be good, too. You've got them all. Oh, yeah, those look fucking really nice. Herbies.

All right, all right, all right. I'm taking one. I'm taking one. Should we do this, or is there... Well, let's do them all simultaneous. Can we do Kentucky first, man? I want to do Mary Brown's first. I'm doing Kentucky first.

Sweet and smoky. We should get all the fucking sauces opened up, though. Hey, boys. All right, okay. Fucking rice. What the fuck is this? Sidekick sauce? What the fuck is that?

This turned into a party. Sidekick gives you a is that? This turned into a party, boys. Holy fuck. DQ. How is this open now? All right, I got to go. I got to eat. This has got to happen. Look at the box.

The DQ one's coming. Holy fuck. Blizzard flavored, maybe. Fuck, those look good, too, you know. What the fuck are those? Dairy Queen. Dairy cocksucker. All right.

Kentucky. Kentucky good? Very fucking good. Sweet and sour. Is that Kentucky here? You can't fuck with the leaveners and spices, bud. Is this Kentucky? No, that's Kentucky.

No. That's the Harvey's one. That's Harvey's. Is this Kentucky? No, that's Kentucky. No, that's the Herbie's one. That's Herbie's. There's the sweet and sour there, boy. I want to try Mary's fucking browns. Hello, Mary. I got a feeling that they're going to win. I don't know how you can get a better chicken finger than that right there.

Yeah, they're like real chicken and shit, man. Which one was this again? Where? Oh, this is Harvey's. This is Harvey's. Okay. KFC. Stone level.

I'm probably a good nine. Okay. I give this. But I want you to put it up against that right I'm giving this to solid eight okay Harvey's pretty good real chicken and what am I giving it what man do I gotta rate it yes going to give it, it's definitely a solid seven. Maybe a 7.5. For now.

It might go higher. Okay, don't eat the whole thing. Switch to this now. It's a fucking good man. You tell me. All right, welcome to the park. After the dark, we're having a fucking chicken finger extravaganza trying to find out which fast food joint has the best goddamn

chicken fingers. Zesty picante. Alright, I'm going in. That was good. Yeah, they have a good one, I think. That's fucking delicious, man. Here. Yeah, it flows the other one out of the water. Alright, dairy cocksucker. Honey mustard bistro sauce.

Wow. Poo poo. Dairy cocksucker is also real chicken. It sure tastes like it anyway. These are a tie so far. The Harvey's and the dairy cocksucker. Harvey's is a tie. Dairy cocksucker is good.

Yep, they're real chicken. It sure tastes like it. What the fuck? I've never had one from here before. I don't think I've ever had a Harvey's thing. This is just a shitty old chicken. Let's try Harvey's. Nugget. Let's try Harvey's. Let's try Harvey's.

Oh, I dipped it in the wrong one. All right. See, I like a chicken McNugget, but it doesn't really taste like real chicken. I'm going to have to give this like a fucking five. I haven't even got to those yet, so. McNuggets are in a different category. Maybe a four. They're in a different category.

What are these guys here? Wendy's? Mm-hmm. Okay. Let's see what Wendy's is all about. This is a lot of checking for fucking a few bucks. Yeah, man. It's the best fucking deal going.

Good job. Buy one, get eight free. Buy one, get eight free. See, now I can't remember. I think I just had one. get eight free. Buy one, get eight free. See, now I can't remember. I think I just had one. I think I just had one. It's not bad. It's got a bit of a spice to it or something, right?

This was Wendy's, right? Yes. This is Burger King here, is it? No, this is McDonald's. Dirty old fucking chicken McNuggets. Wendy's isn't bad. That kind of tastes like real chicken. Might be a little processed.

So McDonald's is the only one that uses compressed chicken. I'm going to give that a six. There we go. Has anybody gone A&W yet? Nope. Mmm. No, this is definitely processed. That's all right.

Let's try it. No, see, that's inferior. This is A&W? Oh, yeah. That's inferior to Mary Brown's. You should have got some rum bottles. Some rums? Different rums?

A&W, they're hovering around a five and a half or six. It's not great. A&W, they're hovering around. Yeah, five and a half or six. It's not great. A&W? What was this cocksucker? Oh, I tried him. What's that, KFC? Boys, I'm too fucking big to be doing this. I can't remember which ones I had.

It all tastes good to me, man. Oh, man, these things. This is like a fucking piece of a chicken breast. Who's that? Yes, that's from Mary Brown. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Jesus, there's a honeydell sauce here. Oh, my fuck.

Mary Brown's is where it's at, boys. Boys, vein. Got a bit of vein action in this one. You love veins. No, not in my chicken fingers. Who's he from? This is from KFC. We got a fucking vein alert on this one.

It just went down like a lot. Okay. Right now, that is a fucking winner right there. Okay. Let me try KFC. I haven't tried it. They usually have the best. Why don't you try KFC?

I'm trying to take a bite, bud. I think I had KFC, didn't I? You know chickens have veins, right? I know, but I just don't want to see that. All right, I'll try it again just to be sure. You find a vein in fucking Mary Brown. See, that's real fucking chicken, too. Okay.

This could be a tight competition here. Okay, vein went right through. Other side. That's a big vein. Done. What? Done. Mary Brown's.

I'm going to have to go with best. Best coating might be KFC. Best chicken finger, Mary Brown's. Best coating, I think, might be KFC. Fuck, that's good. Is there any kind of like a sriracha over there or anything? Buffalo. No, that's not sriracha.

There's your mama sauce. No, don't want that. Give me sriracha. Oh, look at that. There is one. You know what? Going for nugget. KFC.

They're pretty good. I like the flavor of the crust, but they're kind of shitty inside. Mary Brown's hand down. Best.

9.5. Fucking the winner. When I'm saying a vein, it was more like a big tube. It's not the, I know there's, you know,

some bit of vein. Oh, he found a full chicken tube. Yeah a big tube. It's not the... I know there's, you know, some bit of... Oh, he found a full chicken tube. Yeah. A tube. Can I get some fucking... Can I sue them for that or what? No one wants to eat a tube. No, I didn't try a Burger King sucker.

No, see, that's not viable. It's not going to win. I agree with Ricky. Mary Brown's is the winner. Yeah. Mary won. Burger King's better than McDonald's, but still pretty shitty. Mary Browns, 9.5.

KFC, probably a 9. Dropped my dad over to 6. Now, people watching in America, they're not even going to know what that is. They're going to have to come to Canada to find fucking Mary Browns, and it might only be on, is it only East Coast? I think it's only East Coast, man. No, we've been to Mary Browns somewhere in Ontario.

But that right there, Mary Browns, that is a pure fucking chicken breast. No bullshit. And the coating's pretty good, too. That's a definite 9.5. The winner, hands down, Mary fucking Brown. You know who's the real winner today, Ricky?

You. I feel like a winner. That was nice, man. All right. Unplanned chicken party. Yeah. I'm going to try one of these Burger King ones. These aren't good, right?

God damn it. Well, you know, it's kind of like a processed McDonald's sort of deal. Maybe from fucking about 200 different birds. A little better than McDonald's. But, man, when you get a pure fucking piece of chicken, that's what chicken fingers are all about. That's the good kind. That's the shit.

The shizzle. Yeah, those are the winners in my book right there. All right. All right. Let's get things started. Yes. We're back after dark now that we got a chicken party in full swing here. We do have a chicken party in full swing.

What else is going on, boy? I just heard something really fucked up today, man. I mean, I've probably heard it a thousand times, but I really got thinking about it. It was like, holy fuck. Who was your winner before you finished? Mary Brown's man. Nice. Three-way. JFC might have been up there with it. Yeah, I agree. Brought it down to

about a five. Okay. These things here, McDonald's, we know what those are. They're down there. They're a six. A&W, got some fucking bad five. Dairy Queen, the big surprise of the day is Dairy Queen because it's seven. Yeah, you know what?

Herbs is up there, too, I got to say. Herbs, I forgot. Yeah, they're about an eight. Yep. And Wendy's, nah. Wendy's was better than McDonald's and Burger King. Yeah, maybe a 6.5. They'd come in maybe after Dairy Queen.

I don't know. We'll have to come up with a better order. Yes. All right. We got talking about checking again. Yeah, I'm sure. What were you going to say about your fucking... You heard something or you were going to say something?

Oh, yeah, man. Fuck. The biggest creature on the planet is the blue whale. Do you know how much those motherfuckers weigh? Blue whale? Yeah, they're like 90 feet long, but do you know how much they fucking weigh. How would they ever know? What do you mean?

Well, you can't make a fucking scale that big, can you? Well, they're scientists, man. They've got ways of doing it easily. I'm not buying it. Make a whale. Come on, bullshit. Anyway, what do you think? How much do you think they weigh?

I'd say the same as... Full-size motherfucker six cars no either 90 feet mom i'd say i'm gonna blow you away rick well let's imagine 90 feet long you cut them into 90 sections yeah 40 each each one of those big I'm going to say 90 tons. Same as 90 of your mother's. I can't even say that about his mother.

She was looking good. Anyway, 270,000 pounds. Yeah, that's a lot, man. How many tons is that? I don't fucking know. 270, isn't it? 270,000. 207,000. Isn't it 1,000?

Oh, is it? Yeah, it is. 207 tons. Holy fuck, that's a lot. But if you picture, like, a car weighs, what, 3, 4, 5,000 pounds? 3, 400, 3, 500, 4,000. Mine does. Yeah.

Some cars don't. Like, the car weighs about 2,000. 4,200. That's a lot of cars, man. Just throwing that out there. There, this is a... That's a fucking heavy animal. That's a heavy animal.

That is a heavy animal. It shouldn't be allowed to be that heavy. It's eating too much food. It's taking away from everybody else. No, he just eats the fish, Ricky. He eats fish. Mostly. Apparently I eat fucking gummies all the time now.

I bet you. What kind of whale is it? A blue whale? Okay, what are you going to say about my mother? Nothing. Nothing nice. I was just going to say, of whale is it a blue whale okay what are you gonna say about my mother nothing nothing nice i was just gonna say shits are probably bigger than you oh totally man with the size of this trailer no he wouldn't something size of the trailer your mother might see i was gonna say it but no man it's too. Remember when I had that tapeworm?

Yeah. Well, this fucking cocksucker in Boston, he had tapeworm in his brain. It was causing him seizures and he couldn't even talk or anything. How the fuck did you get a tapeworm in your brain? It's in there fucking around, it is. Poking on things, nibbling on cords and things that it shouldn't be. How does it get in there? Go through your ear?

No, he probably. That's a good question, actually. Because he'd have to get up through the brain stem or something. Nothing's going past that. I don't know, man. I'm not talking. Yeah, he might have went in through the ear or the rectum. The rectum.

No, he's not fucking. He might have went in through the ear or the rectum. The rectum. No, he's not fucking. He might have went in through the rectum and then landed up in his fucking brain. Made it a way up. There's probably a river that goes from the rectum to the brain. A river? Some kind of stream. No, man. It's fucking.

It's. If it got into your rectum and then it chewed through a wall and got on the, you know, vein highway, it might get shot up to your brain. Can't see it happening, man. Rectum. Damn near killed him. No, I don't think that's...

No, Bob's... It was implanted. By who, Khan? Maybe, I don't know. That who? Khan? Maybe. I don't know. That's what Khan did. Remember? He put that green worm in his ear.

Oh, yeah. That sucked. I forgot about that. Dangled that in and down she went right in the air hole. Khan. This fucking McDonald's in Georgia. This girl had to prepare 6,400 item order in four hours. 1,600 McChickens, 1,600 McDoubles, 3,400 cookies.

It's a big order. Guess where it was going? Where? The fucking prison. We never get fucking McDonald's in our jail. Bullshit. Yeah. How many cookies?

3,400. 3,400 fucking. So two each. 1,600 burgers. 1,600 McChickens. Yeah. So there's probably 1,600 inmates, I bet.

That's a fucking lot of cookies. That's a big prison, though. That's pretty big. Anyway, I'm pissed off. I'm never going to fuck a McChickens. How the fuck did they pull that off, though?

Says they order there quite a bit. What? Yeah. Fucking bullshit is what it is. That's a good reason. I'm in jail. I'm protesting.

I'm watching a fucking protest. I want McDonald's. Every other prison's getting it, you cocksuckers. Are they getting a deal on the food? I think they're giving them a fucking deal. If you're buying that many, maybe. I don't know. No, you don't get a discount, a volume discount at McDonald's.

You'd probably be able to. Perhaps if you're doing these orders like once a week, it'd be worth it. Well, yeah, I guess. So who's paying for that? I'd say you could probably set up a payment system that people. We could set up an account. McDonald people... We could set up an account. Oh, boy. There's a branch, and I didn't even know.

Oh, Jesus. All right, I'm going to do this myself. It's an easy way of doing it, man. You get memberships, everything. In jail. McDonald's memberships? You can charge like a fucking 10 cent a month or 25 cents a month or a dollar. And then we order up the food food and it gets delivered to you.

And you sell. There might be something there. I don't know. Help yourself to the ranch, frick it. This is a story that you might enjoy, Bubz. Why? This man, he was with this girl. It was just a girlfriend, Tom. They're married now.

Hated her fucking cat. Cat was a shit show. Just just clawed the out of him cat was an so she goes away for a weekend he has to look after the cat cat him over he's like listen you me over one more time i'll swap you out cat with one more time he went to the animal shelter got a replica replica cat, looked the same thing, but it was friendlier. No. Dropped the other one at a different animal shelter. And it's been six years, he's now married.

His wife still doesn't know he swapped her fucking cat out. It's fucking crazy. Well, she's not very fucking observant with her kitty. Well, she was like, geez, you know, you spent the weekend with the cat, he's a lot calmer now. Well done. You're a good little cat trainer.

Nobody could pull that one on me. I'll tell you right now. So riddle me this. If she finds out, what happens? Is it a divorce? Is that a divorceable fucking thing? Yes, that is a divorceable. I think I'd have to agree. And you know what?

Since you found out about it, there's probably a good chance she's going to find out about it. You know what I mean? I think it qualifies for a divorce. But who the fuck doesn who the doesn't lose like i don't understand man if i had a cat as you were saying you can't just play swap shop you'd know that's not your cat unless you think really dumb yeah you wouldn't know wouldn't you be yes i would know yeah it's oh man i can't imagine having the balls to swap your girlfriend's cat because it's an asshole. We should contact Buddy and say,

hey, dude, we heard you heard about the old swaparoo. Two grand. And then he drops the asshole cat off so someone else has to fucking deal with it. Yeah, man. Well, anybody that swaps out any animal is not right, including fish. Really?

I thought fish didn't have a brain. They don't answer when you call them by their name. I know that. Oh, no. Oh, man. Like, here, bud. He's like, what? What, Ricky?

You can't call over your fish. You maybe make, like, hand signals and, you know, have a treat or something. You're not going to. You know what? It's a good idea. I've never tried treats and hand signals. Oh, fuck. Is there a napkin here somewhere?

I've got fucking sauce. Yeah, right here. That's not a napkin. Right there. Look at that. All kinds of fucking sauce. Yeah, right here. That's not a napkin. Right there. Look at that. All kinds of fucking There we go. Dirty old fucking sauce. Oh, this is one for parents.

I found this out at Motel. Can no longer eat sour candies. This four-year-old bitch. I'm sorry, she's not a bitch. This four-year-old Australian girl. She might grow up to be a bitch but this four year old Australian girl she might grow up

to be a bitch who knows who knows man anyway she ate ten of those sour warhead candies yeah and she burned

a little piece of her tongue off what yeah I guess it's those fucking things are sour man I didn't know you could do that there's like a warning

I don't know if I believe that. It's what fucking... Burned a piece of her tongue off with a sour head. Ten sour heads. Warhead. Yeah.

Four-year-old tongue was no match for her. We should do a test with Randy. Let's put 30 in this fucking box. Let's put 30 in there. So I bet you 10 bucks or a bag of burgers

or something. Some raw fucking ground beef. Lucky he wasn't here today. He'd be losing it. This is going to last me a week. I don't know about that, Ricky. A couple days. We'll put a good gant in there already.

You'll eat the rest of this tonight. Chicken finger pizza tonight. Chicken finger pizza. Oh, yeah. Barbecue sauce. Mayo. Chicken fingers. Cheese.

Woo! It's making me horny. Don't get horny, Ricky. We still got to play Three Amigos. We will right after we talk about this. The six most pathetic animals in the world. Oh, right on. Okay, I'm going to say number one.

What criteria? That they're just dumb. Shit like that. Pathetic. I'm going to say... Just useless. Waste of an animal body. Okay, give me the first one so I know what.

Jerboa. Jerboa. It's a small little rodent that lives in the desert of North African Asia. Big fucking ears and weird, weird legs. See that already? He's not useless. He's cute. His only defense is speed.

He's too dumb. He doesn't know how to hide but he's not useless he's awesome i love him i'm sure they'd be able to sniff one out man and they're so dumb they can't even feed themselves their teeth their teeth are so shitty they can't even chew through a seed i want to own Yeah, they're kind of cute. How big are they? They're just little, you know, like a little rodent. Could he sit on my shoulder? Oh, yeah, easily.

Oh, I'd love to have a little Jibala body right here. Little legs. Sea squirts, they're fucked. They eat their own brains and then just become a immobile tube. Why would you eat your own brain? Then you're just like, fuck, I i'm just gonna sit here like a two that sounds like something you'd do yeah if you were hungry enough you might snack on it this is a pathetic animal i didn't think it was pathetic it's kind of cute it's a koala bear really, they got a really tiny brain.

Wow. Yeah, they're fucked. They're happy to sit in a tree and eat leaves all day. And they're fucking zero nutrition in those useless, possessed leaves. Eucalyptus? They're toxic as fuck. So listen to this.

They're tough as fuck to eat. They wear their teeth down in six years and then they starve to death wow and 90 of koala bears have chlamydia dirty little fuckers so wonder how that happened did a human bang one or maybe is that one bang to human and sort of spread it to us? Oh, man. Don't tell me I gotta Google this. It's like, what came first, the chicken or its head? How do koalas get chlamydia? Yeah, Google it.

Oh, fuck, man. Who had chlamydia first, people or chickens? Or, not chickens. Who had chlamydia first, people or koalas? You can it julian i can't man i have faith in you number four no i'm not doing it oh you're super fucked i am not able to do this at the moment sorry you can type in had chlamydia first.

It's fucked. Number four is the cane toad. Oh. What, did he break his leg? It's kind of like a young Julian. Oh, what? The males complete slaves to their sexual urges. Oh, my God, man. Just like you used to be.

Who the, what creature? The cane toad. It tries to fuck anything it can. Frogs, to toads lizards snakes rodents what violently too and it even tries to bang dead female cane toads for hours what a horny fuck he's a horny toad man that's why they call him a cane because he's got a wiener on him it's just like isn't that what they say horny to toad? Yeah, you would think so. I never knew why. Now I get it. Fucking violent, ferocious, sexual cane toads.

Jesus, man. You wouldn't want one to... Kind of jealous. Call him in bed with you, would you? Huh? You wouldn't want one to, you know, bounce you, get in the bed. You might, you know, he'd be banging your knee or something. Yeah, that's a long...

It goes on for hours. He might... Multiple toes. He might be trying to bang... He'd be, like, trying to bang the eye of your... Multiple-toed nose. You know what? That'd be fucked up.

There's still another one. Number five is the panda. Also cute, but dumb as fuck. I don't know. Are they that dumb? Yeah, this... Well, this is how dumb they fuck. I don't know. Are they that dumb? Well, this is how dumb they are. They eat bamboo.

They could eat meat because they like that, but they don't. They just eat bamboo. Have you ever seen one eat bamboo? It's just like he's chewing through a fucking piece of celery. But here's the problem. There's no fucking nutrition in bamboo, so they're going to spend their whole life eating. That's all they fucking do is eat

and shit. They shit 40 times a day because the bamboo is so fucked it just goes right through them. Very fibrous. A lot of fiber. A lot of fiber. I think one of them would be like, fuck, this is a lot of work.

Maybe I should just try eating that rabbit over there and see how that goes. They don't want to run after it, man. Yeah. Do you know the joke about the bear and the rabbit? Nope. The bear goes up to a rabbit and he goes, hey, you have a problem

with shit sticking to your fur? The rabbit goes, no. So the bear pecks him up, wipes his hole with him. Get it? Yeah, man. Get it? Yeah, it's pretty easy. The last one is the kakapo, which is an owl parrot.

Never heard of it. Owl parrot. It's a flightless New Zealand bird. It's the most pathetic animal on the planet, apparently. Its defense strategy is to freeze and hope the predator feels sad for it. What? Which doesn't usually work that well. and hope the predator feels sad for it.

What? It doesn't usually work that well. And their mating call is so fucked that it's really loud and it echoes so the females can't fucking find them. They don't know where they are. God. They just know they want to get banged. There's only 200 of the stupid cocksuckers

left in the world. Well, I don't think you need to be that hard on them. I feel better. I mean, we should save the cockapos. Save the cockapos. I'm going to have a new t-shirt. I didn't even know what the fuck a cockapoo was. An owl parent.

Well, right away you can tell it's fucked. It's an owl parent. Well, you know what? It's a great fucking charity to get in on. We could start one up. I'd like to have one as a pet, and I bet they'd be easy to catch because you run at one and it just freezes. They're going to die off quick anyway, so

they don't need the money. They're dead. You take it. Well, let's make them not dead. Let's use the money for good instead of evil. Boys, where the fuck are these birds at anyway? New Zealand.

Well, okay, we're going to hop on a plane and go to fucking New Zealand. And we'll catch the last 200. Because they're so dumb, they're just standing there looking at you, hoping you're going to not catch them. And then we'll take them to this magical breeding ground land. Okay. The cockapoos? What are they called?

Cockapoo. Cockapoo. Cockapoo. Never heard of the fucking things. Who knew there were so many dumb animals? I feel smart as fuck today. You should, Ricky. You should.

You wouldn't see a cockapoo going to fucking eight or nine drive-thrus getting free food. Too dumb. Absolutely. They probably can drive, though. I doubt it. His wings would slide off the steering wheel. Does it feel like eating the food was like, that took place about an hour ago? No.

Two hours? Yeah. Like a long time. How long have we been doing this? About 20 minutes. Long enough that we should be done soon and go to make some chicken finger pizzas. About 25 minutes we've been here. I'm going to take a little nap.

I can't believe it's November the 26th already. What the fuck? That's all right. Winter is upon us. Yeah, but it's almost Christmas. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It is almost Christmas.

That means money and lights and shit. Money, lights, and lots of liquor. Liquor's good, but I heard there's going to be a liquor shortage this year. That's fucking scary. We need to stock the fuck up. That's bullshit, man. Christmas liquor is like... How can there be a liquor shortage?

Just shoot me in the face. What? How can there be a liquor shortage? Some supply of bullshit right now. It's only a liquor shortage if you don't, like, we would drink anything. We could make liquor, I guess. We'll be all right. We've got lots of drugs, but, man.

Liquor. Christmas without liquor is like Christmas without Santa. There's no way that would happen, man. That's a T-shirt. Christmas without liquor is like Christmas without Santa. Right. That is a great t-shirt who got cool to get born on this

day of the 26th Charles Schultz who the fuck is he he wrote the Peanuts cartoon oh yeah creator of Peanuts Charles Schultz wrote he invented Snoopy and Charlie Brown Ernie Coombs who's that Ernie Coombs i didn't know who

was mr dress up yes that's his name ernie coombs yes holy fuck man mr dress up people in america see there's another thing they don't know who that is mr dress up he was born what his name was in the united states he's born to me that's freaking me out. Oh. Wasn't that a Canadian show? Maybe. That was a Canadian show, man. Robert Goulet. Yeah. Robert Goulet.

He was a singer and an actor. Rich Little. He was fucking funny. Lots of voices. Rich Little. Didn't know he was born in Ottawa. The man of a thousand voices. Tina Turner.

Tina Turner. I thought it was just her birthday a couple weeks ago. No, of a thousand voices. Tina Turner. Tina Turner. I thought it was just her birthday a couple weeks ago. No, that was her husband. Dale Jarrett. American race car driver. Don't know him. Dale Jarrett. Yeah, man.

Nice car. Yep. Daytona 500 champion. Yes, he's all the rage these days. This fucking asshole, Bill Wilson. Who's that now? Co-founder of Alcoholics Anonymous. Trying to ruin everyone's fucking life.

Why is he an asshole? He's helping people. Okay, I guess, if they need to be helped. It's all the people that don't need to be helped that you should stay away from. Well, he's not... Like Julian. He's not running around

knocking the drinks out of your hand if you're not an alcoholic, Ricky. He's just trying to help people that have a problem, a drinking problem. What the fuck are these? Somebody at this table

should probably meet him. I heard you say that, Bubz. And you can go fuck yourself. I'm just joking, buddy. Oh, on this day in 1984, Guy Lafleur retired. Same last name. Boom. Guy. Guy. Guy.

Lafleur. Oh, man, the world's greatest robbery was on this day. In 1983, 26 million pounds worth of gold, dimes, and cash stolen from Brink's warehouse at Heathrow Airport, England. 26 million pounds worth of gold, dimes, and cash stolen from Brinks Warehouse, Heathrow Airport, England. 26 million pounds. Holy fuck. Pounds as in currency?

Or pounds as in weight? I don't know. Was it LBS or? It's sterling, man. It's P-O-U-N-D-S. Which one's that? So that's 28 million pounds currency. That's about what?

28? That's like 50 million Canadian. Fuck, that's a lot of money. That's a lot of coin, man. That's a big heist. Bigger than anything you've ever pulled off. Yeah, no shit. 20 bucks here and 20 bucks there.

No, it's been more than that. On this day in 1948, the first Polaroid camera Sold for $89.75 That was expensive as fuck back then Holy Jesus How much? $89.75 Sold when?

1948 Pretty much buy a fucking car for that, couldn't you? Back then you could $89 You know what? I needed to You could pretty much buy a fucking car for that, couldn't you? Back then you could. 89 bucks. You know what? I needed to, not needed, need a chicken finger nap. No kidding, man.

I'm done. Put your head down on the chicken fingers and have yourself a chicken finger nap. Put your head down on the chicken fingers. Have yourself a chicken finger nap. Your muscles ticklish. Put yourself down on the chicken finger. Have yourself a chicken finger nap.

That's enough. That's enough. Goodbye, everybody. Fuck yourselves. I shouldn't say Alright That's enough Goodbye everybody Fuck yourselves I shouldn't say fuck yourselves Alright don't fuck yourselves But goodbye What?

I thought we were gonna say goodbye We're done