Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 28 - Swayze 2.0

Episode Date: December 5, 2022

There's only 23 days until Christmas, and the Boys haven't started their holiday stealing, uhm, shopping yet! Before they start their festive heist, they discuss Jeffrey Dahmer, duct tape, and why it's a good day for borntness. Also: Dirty Dancing 2 needs a new leading man, and there's only one sexy muscleman for the job...

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. No, Ricky, what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, it doesn't matter if there's shit in the bags or feathers in the bags. A pound of shit weighs the same as a pound of feathers. It's a pound. One of them smells a lot better than the other. Doesn't factor into the weight. So the feathers have to be a bigger bag, though. Why?

They can be just compressed in time. Just compressed the shit out of them. Boy, like it doesn't fucking matter. A pound is a pound, okay? A pound of wheat's the same as a pound of hash. Same fucking thing. What about a British pound? Then you're getting into fucking currency, man. We're not, we're talking about weight here, Ricky. But is a pound weigh a pound? A pound of shit and a pound of feathers. A pound is a pound is a pound. What about a British pound? Is that weigh a pound? What about the Canadian fucking dollar?

What about? What about it? I'm too big for this shit, boys. Like, seriously. I gotta get off this fucking conversation. All right, welcome to the Perk After the Dirk. I'm your host, Ricky LaFleur I'm glad you're hosting today, man I am too You steer the ship, my friend

So are we leaving the dock? Throw the ropes off, Ricky Throw the ropes off, man We're going at sea for all of December Okay, let's get the ropes off the boat What is it, 23 days to Christmas? I can't believe it's almost just

over three weeks. That's fucked! Nothing bought, nothing stolen, nothing ready. I don't even remember decorations up yet, for fuck's sakes. We're gonna go on a mission one day this week, and we're gonna get everything taken care of, like, the whole fucking list done. That's the way we're doing it. And we're going to get...

In one day? One day. I already know what I'm getting you. We're going to get a crazy buzz on. I know what I'm getting you. I've been eyeing it for two months. What is it? You know what?

What? Well, I'm not telling you. It's your Christmas presents. I know what I'm going to try to get him. I know what I'm getting you, bubs. You just might have to keep it and just, like, hide it for a little bit. And then take it out maybe this time next year. No, don't want it.

If I got to hide it, I know it's stolen. I'm going to have to talk to you about his gift because I don't know how to go about it. My gift? Yeah. Oh, man. Somehow I got to get you on tape. You got to get me on tape?

Yeah. Okay, what the fuck do you want? What is this about? Yeah, I know what that little fucking... What is the gift? It's an audition. It's an audition? Yeah, it's a new movie.

Got announced this week. I think you'd be perfect for the lead. Okay, so what... Okay, do you have the sides or whatever they... It's a sequel. A sequel? To one of your... I know exactly. That's a great gift. Not bad.

How is it a gift if you're fucking getting me... It's a gift. Yeah, but I don't understand how it's a gift. You're getting a recording of me, like, recording doing these lines, right? Yeah. How is that a gift? Well well if you put your heart and soul into it and you win the prize ricky has given you the greatest gift in the history of mankind

you will be the new patrick swayze oh my dirty dancing to the sequel no being made no no no they're not making another one. They're with Baby. No, they're not. With Baby, the original actress. They're looking for a Swayze replacement, Julian. Boys. Think about this. Not a good time to be talking about Patrick Swayze.

I'm too fucked. Just think about it, though. If Ricky, that's a great gift, Ricky. That's Baby. Baby? 62? Jesus, you... Wow, I know how old she is.

Don't ask me how. Somebody knows her birth date. I know a lot more about the city. What astrological sign is she, Julian? I don't... I'm not sure, man. What other fun facts do we know about 30 Nights? Swayze?

Well, I know some Swayze facts. And because the only reason why I'm saying this is because I buzzed. You'll never fucking hear this from me again, but I know quite a bit about Patrick Swayze.

You don't say. Well, I wanted to know what everybody was fucking, they were saying, you're Patrick Swayze. You had to fucking find out. And I'm nothing like him. Now that I know this information,

I'm even more not like him. Boys, he started his fucking career on Disney on Ice. He was a fucking... You've skated a fair bit. Not with figure skates on to music, dancing around, man. There was a time where you got interested in figure skating. It's in your blood. You had a picture of Brian Boitano on your wall.

What the fucking shit? It's in your blood. Look, you're the one who would have fucked. Who would have crushed Elvis Stoico? Him. I wouldn't call it a crush. Yeah, you would have male crushed on that motherfucker. You like taller Cranston. And Kurt Brown.

No, I don't. And no, no, no. No, I respect that they're great athletes, but I don't watch fucking figure skating. What about that Russian girl? You liked her a lot? She was hot. Yeah. Right. I remember, though, I remember

Tala Cranston coming on the ice for the Olympics and he was, you know, skating fast out to the center to get his thing and you said something about his physique, like he's in great shape. Oh, man. No. No, no, no. I don't... What is it?

Gluelius Maximus? You're wondering how... The curvature? You guys are fucked. You're the one... You always wanted to fucking go see stars on ice. Remember back going

for the spectacle of the production? It's a nice entertainment. They had fire blasts and... All right, well, I'm glad you like figure skating. Any other fun facts about Swayze? He started, he's kind of like Harrison Ford. Well, he knew nothing about carpentry, but he had a carpentry business.

He fucking, he renovated Jacqueline Smith. Charlie's Angels, Jacqueline Smith, hot. He renovated her kitchen. He renovated Jacqueline Smith. You know her? Charlie's Angels, Jacqueline Smith. Odd. He renovated her kitchen. He renovated her kitchen. And you had a carpentry business. I did. I had a carpentry business. I was involved.

I wasn't doing it, though. Just like him. He was involved, but he wasn't doing it. That's my point. There's a lot of parallels. There isn't, man. He did go to the same acting school as Rob De Niro, James Earl Jones. You know, he's talented, man.

He's more talented than I thought. Did you ever take dancing? I forget. No, I didn't take fucking dancing. Fuck's sake, boys. I know you were talking about doing ballroom dancing for the ladies. Ballroom dancing? No, man. I said I would go on Dancing with the Stars if I got paid a million bucks.

I would do it. Bring it on. Other than that, not doing it. How much would you do Dirty Dancing 2 for? I wouldn't do it, man. Oh, I believe you would for a price. You don't sound very sure of yourself.

If somebody said, Julian, here's 50,000 in cash. Briefcase. There's the stacks. In cash? 50,000, but you are going to be

Patrick Swayze, too. How many days work? I would think, what would a movie like that be, Ricky? I would think six months. Oh, Jesus. I was going to say six weeks. 50,000, six months work?

Maybe not that long because it's not like Avatar. There's not a lot of special effects. It's all real dancing. So, yeah, maybe a month, six weeks. I don't know. I don't have a clue. Not for 50 grand, man. Well, I would have to.

You know what the fucking. The lies flying around in here. The bullshit I would have to put up with if I was actually Patrick Swayze and Patrick Swayze 2. I get it now. I would be fine. I could not handle it, man. PTSD. Swayze 2.0.

That would not fucking happen. What if it came with free training, free dance lessons, free karate lessons? No. No, man. Money. Give me money. Money talks. Three million bucks.

I'd be doing it. Muscle milk. Free muscle milk. Lifetime supply. No, man. And a sponsorship. Nope. All right, moving on.

The face of Joe Weider's protein powders. If I got paid. Yeah, lots of money. That's money, man, money talks. It's all right, you're done with the Swayze? Well, he didn't write that song, you know, that hit song. Oh, no, he didn't. He didn't write it, man.

He didn't write it. She's Like the Wind? Yeah, he did not write it. Oh, man, I'm so disappointed. She's Like the Wind, man. How does that go? She's like the wind through my trees, or I forget how it goes. Oh, somebody's got it cued up.

It was there. Computers fucking listen to you, man. When you're online, they're listening to you. All of a sudden, ads pop up. This ad popped up in... And it just happens to be the Swayze song. We're talking about a nanosecond ago. It's an ad.

Yeah, remember this song? I don't believe I do. He didn't write it, man. Very romantic. Just let it play so I can hear it. At double speed. I don't know this song. You've heard of this before, man. Everybody has. The chorus coming. This was like a popular soundtrack. Come on, man. It's not bad. Is that Swayze singing?

That's Swayze. That's Swayze, yeah. Sing along with him for a second. I don't know what he's doing. I don't know what he's doing. Oh, it's Baby. He is hot. He didn't write it.

There we go. Is that the chorus? Right now. It's coming up right now. It's kind of catchy. Oh. I know this song now. All right, we good?

See? Double speed. All right, so, yeah. Well, that was a good fact. I did not know that. I always thought the Sways wrote that song. No. Who wrote it?

Do we know? Doesn't matter. Ghostwriter. We don't know, man. If he didn't write it, it doesn't factor into your life. It'd be funny if it was, like, somebody obscure. Like who? Kenny Loggins?

Prince? Prince never wrote that song. It would be funkier. It'd be a lot better, I guess. It would be funkier. Boy George? Sinead O'Connor? No, I don't think so.

Bernie Rubble? Oh, yeah, they had to 100% at the publishing rights. Who does? Swayze and co-writer Stacy Whittleitz. Stacy Whittleitz. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's her. Old Stacy Whittleitz.

They got the back end. They got the deal, man. So, he's long gone, but he's still making money from that tune. He's a station. All right, man. I guess we're moving on. Smart guy. Well, we can move on to a new topic about cats. Yes. Oh, fuck.

You missed out on a wonderful adoption opportunity, bubs. What? Yeah, there's a big, fat, sad cat in New Jersey. Guess what his name was. And I can't believe you've never used his name. Maybe you have. What? Yeah, there's a big fat sad cat in New Jersey. Guess what his name was, and I can't believe you've never used his name. Maybe you have. Fishtifer. Fishtifer.

I don't think I've ever owned a fishtifer. That's a nice one. That's a good kitty name. Especially if it liked fish. Fishtifer. Why didn't I think of that? This cocksucker was fat and he's just sad and he'll only eat if people are around. They found him stray.

Anyways, the video went viral and there was a big fucking lineup to adopt him. God damn it. Fist of her. He was a nice looking cat. He's fucking sad and depressed. He would have been perfect. I love a big, fat, depressed kitty

because I can turn them around in two minutes. Spells it fish as in fish. You got it. Fishtifer. You got it, Swayze. Shut the fuck up, man. How did I not think of that name? God damn it.

I know. I've never eaten fish. You'd think I would have baked or something. I've spent hours thinking up cat names. Weeks of my life. He's a good-looking kitty, Buffs. He's not as sad as everybody says he is. Oh, it's because he's fucking got a new home now.

That's it. Here, I have to see him. Oh! He's a good looking cat. Very nice kitty. Good striping, huh? Very nice kitty. Very symmetrical. I hope the person fucking adopted him looks after him.

Gorgeous. Fistifer. Did you say fistifer? Fistifer. Fistifer. Did you say fistifer? Fistifer. Fistifer. Yeah, man. It gets fisted. That's a porn star's name. Fistifer.

Fistifer. If I was a porn star, I'd be called Fistifer Crunch. Jesus. What's the crunch all about? I don't know. It's weird, man. Rolls off the tongue nice. How you doing? Fistifer know. It's just weird, man. Rolls off the tongue nice. How you doing?

Fist it for crunch. Nice to meet you. Staring. Fist it for crunch. Wow. Well, this was a fun one, too, man. This police pulled over on the 401, this black BMW. Most of the car was held together by tape.

It's tape. I should have been was held together by tape. Tape? I should have been driving. Duct tape? Yeah. It looked fucking awesome. What do you mean holding it together? The frame? It went right across the whole fucking car and the whole trunk and fenders. Oh, man. There's lots of people duct taping their

cars together. Some 27-year-old was driving. He had no insurance. Driving while suspended. Regular duct tape or gorilla tape? Six other fucking fences. He got smoked. I would have talked my way out of it easily. Oh, totally, man.

What would you say? What's better, gorilla tape or duct tape? Oh, gorilla. How do you know? Than the standard old duct tape from the dollar store? Yeah, why? It's because it's called gorilla. It's stronger.

No, it's stronger. I run tests. Most of the Gorilla stuff's good. However, the Gorilla Epoxy? Mm-hmm. I'm talking about the silver duct tape. Yeah, so am I. The stuff you get at the dollar store

versus Gorilla, it's not even in the same. That's dollar store stuff shit. No, no, no. I'm not talking dollar store shit, man. But like real duct tape, some of it's, there's some high-end shit, man.

Yeah. The one, the D-U-C-K. I think that's a good one, isn't it? Duck. Yeah. I'd put grill up against it. They have the best packing tape, too. Let's have a fucking test someday.

Let's see. That's fun shit we could be doing. Agreed. I wish we had fucking two rolls right now. Let's see if I can hang from it. We need the dollar store duct tape. We need the duck tape. Well, we know that's going to be shit.

Gorilla tape. Well, Gorilla tape. There's probably some other ones. It's a popular company. Gorilla makes colored tapes, too. White, orange, black, silver. The white is very nice for labeling large items. I like this one.

It's a nice orange duct tape for sealing up drug bags and stuff. I don't know. It's just something about the look of it. Looks, yeah. I like those orange duct tape bags too, man. You guys are fucked. I love it. This is how a Sprouty should always start, man.

Good mood, good edibles, and some good friends. You guys are fucked. I love it. This is how a Sprouty should always start, man. Good mood, good edibles, and some good friends, and some liquor. Salud. Salud. Salud, bubs. Salud. This is your brain. We're giving her tonight. Right here.

And this is your brain on drugs. This is a pretty fucked up one. This woman set her boyfriend's house on fire. She tried to FaceTime her boyfriend, and some woman answered his phone. So she set the fucking house on fire. Well, finding out the situation was a fucking relative of his. Oh, my God. What?

It's a pretty hard core. That's pretty fucked up. Yeah. So she burned the house down? She lit it on fire. They were able to put it out. How much of it went up? It was a pretty bad fire.

It's an aggressive move. Oh. Must be fucking around. There's definitely a female answering his phone. Hmm, what's the deal? Light his house on fire. Fuck him. That is an aggressive response.

That's an aggressive fucking move right there. Without getting, you know, without even asking, who are you, can I ask? Yeah, I don't even think she asked the question. Just saw the female and just went right to his house and fucking lit it on fire. Jesus, fuck. Jesus, Murphy. Oh, was he in the house when she lit it? I think he was, yes.

Oh, that's attempted murder. You know what? You're probably right. I never thought about that. Oh, it is. Two counts. If you go premeditated to somebody's house and light it with them in there, attempted murder.

I mean, all it said was it was a relative. Didn't say they could have still been doing stuff, I guess. Well, not likely, Ricky. No, I think it was just a fuck-up. Yeah, that's a hardcore response. I like it. I like it a lot, but it's aggressive. I watched some of that fucking Dahmer thing the other night.

What the fuck, Bubs? No, man. No, no, no. Don't do that. That was a weird move. That is disgusting. You stuck your shitty old finger in my drink, man. I, no, no. Don't do that. That was a weird move. That is disgusting. You stuck your shitty old finger in my drink, man. I want to taste it.

You take a sip or get a straw or fucking something, man. What is wrong with you? Fist of a crunch. Just put his finger in your drink. Fist of a crunch, man. I don't know what that fucking finger has been, man. I can tell you. I can tell you.

What the fuck, man? Were you filming anything earlier? I was doing worm work on the kitties. Nice. I usually use this hand. Anyway, I was watching. You had a good buzz on last night. I started watching that Dahmer thing, that series.

Oh, yeah? Do you guys kind of find him likable a little bit? You seem like a likable kind of guy sometimes. Well, they made him out to be a little bit. I think they made him a little too likable. That's what I mean. They said a little bit too likable. Not likable, but you're...

You kind of feel bad for the motherfucker. I wouldn't say he's likable, but yeah, you do feel bad. Like, you know. Yeah, but see, they shouldn't have did it that way. No, they shouldn't. They shouldn't have, man. He's eating people. He was a monster.

He had some issues. Wow. Issues, yeah. He definitely had issues. I don't think there was any way to fix him, really. No. No, he just, he was fucked. So you found yourself liking him, didn't you? Not liking him, but like, I kind of like, he just, he was fucked. So you found yourself liking him, didn't you?

Not liking him, but like, I kind of like, you know, he had a, you know, father-son kind of relationship. They were kind of fucked up. Okay. You know what I mean? Well, his dad was fucked. His dad was fucked, but you're like, okay, dude was fucked. Teaching him how to dissect road gals. But he was trying, man.

He was trying. He was like, my son's fucked, but I'm going to try to fucking help him out. Yeah, it's a weird one. Just didn't have a lot of that growing up, so I was kind of like that part of it. But, you know. It wasn't an attraction. So you wished you had a dad that taught you how to dice that roadkill? No, it's just that he was so fucked up, but his dad was still trying to help him out.

I don't know. I think the roadkill thing, I don't know if that would have made it worse or what, because he sort of became obsessed with that sort of shit. Oh, it made it worse, Ricky, obviously. Yeah, there was some fucked up scenes, man. He started, you know, getting into it a little too much. Well, yeah, you're pulling his goalie while he's thinking about squishing hearts. That is kind of weird, man.

That was really weird. I remember I dissected a penis pig, and it was, I don't know, it was weird. Yeah, no, it wasn't fun. When did you dissect a penis pig? Some kind of school grade, I think. Maybe I dreamt that. I think you dreamt it, man. No, you didn't. I remember it coming out of the solution that really stank.

You might have did that at school, but I don't think in grade three they have you dissecting. No, they don't have you dissecting pigs. This was a much later grade. Junior high, probably. You were there sometimes. You didn't go to many later grades. Yes, you did. You know what?

Now I think you're right. I was in the class, but I only went there because I heard there were dissecting phenol pigs. So you wanted to do it? I just wanted to see what it was all about. Did you like it? No. Did it make you want to go beat off? No.

Okay, you're not a serial killer. It made me decide at that moment that I didn't want to be a doctor. Or a serial killer. How could at that point were you thinking you might? I was always told that a doctor is more or less just a glorified mechanic, so I thought I could probably do it. Oh, for fuck's sakes, Ricky, no, man. I like that you were fucking shooting for the stars.

That was good. A glorified mechanic? There's no fucking way, man. It's just fucking replacing parts and stuff. Who told you that, Ray? You just fucking write prescriptions and replace things. Ricky. It doesn't seem that complicated.

It's very complicated, Ricky. The human body. You also thought out... You can't do paint for numbers. You can't fucking put a Lego set together, build in a car with instructions. You can't do that. Like, how are you supposed to work on a fucking human? How hard is it to fucking take a herd out and put a new one in? It's very... very fucking hard. Very difficult.

It's like an engine change. It takes up the same amount of time. Fucking nerves and tissues and... Jesus Christ, man. It's not just like that. It's not like an airline pilot, Ricky, where you can just walk in and do it. Airline pilots are the same as bus drivers. They just get paid more.

Well, I don't necessarily disagree with that. I could be an airline pilot tomorrow. I don't necessarily agree with that one. I'll go to pilot school if you want. I want to be the helicopter guy. No fucking way I'm getting in a helicopter with you, man. No way. What did you used to call them? You had a weird word for them when we were little. What the fuck was it?

I forget. I know it was called a compter. A compter? A compter. No, I forget what you called them. Lily, Lily-Os. Was that it? Was it?

Lily, Lily-Os? Yeah, that sounds right. Yeah. Early birds. Back when you. Yeah. Early birds. Back when you're speaking. Early birds. It was early birds. It turned into that when I told them to call them whirlybirds.

Back when you're speaking wasn't that strong, Ricky. I don't know if you remember how you used to talk, but it was. A lot of people said I didn't talk great, but I got over that, and now I'm a better guest or stalker. But we always had to tell people that was just your accent. We don't tell them that you didn't know how to fucking talk. Yeah, you guys told them I was from some weird country, which is a bit of a lie.

Yeah. Talking, ain't ya? Does it feel like we've been fucking sitting here shooting this shit for like an hour? Two hours. Has it been two hours? No. It hasn't even been 30 minutes yet. It hasn't even been 30 minutes yet.

It hasn't even been 30 minutes. No, sir. I thought we talked about Swayze for fucking 30 minutes. It felt like it. About seven. Maybe six. See if anybody cool got burnt on December the 2. Constance Connie Booth.

Who the fuck is that? Connie Booth! Oh, yeah, I do know her. Connie Booth. She was on... Faulty Towers. Faulty Towers. Holy Connie Booth. She was on... Fawlty Towers. Fawlty Towers. Holy Grail, right.

She wrote some of Fawlty Towers with the man himself. She got booked in Indianapolis, Indiana. What? Jerry Chevers. Fucking loved him. Good goalie, man. Coolest mask probably in goaltending history. Iconic mask.

Yeah. Stitches. Yeah. Stitches. Yeah. Stitches, man. Gianni Versace. Gianni Versace. Clothing and design. See, I thought his name was Giovanni.

There's no V. Well, I think you wrote it down wrong. Oh. Or is he Gianni? He's Gianni, according to this. I don't care, Bubz, really. He was a fashion designer for a company called Versace. Versace.

Versace. You can pronounce it Versace in some countries. Don't care. Again, don't care, Bubz. And he was from Calabria, Italy. Is that right? Calabrese. Ah, fuck. I fuckedabria, Italy. Is that right? Calabria. Oh, fuck.

I fucked that up, too. Oh, man. Rick Savage? This is a good day for Bortness. Def Leppard fucking bass player? Yeah. Yeah? Did you like him, man?

Just a pyromaniac. Come on. What do you want? Fuck, I wish we had some double stuffed Oreo cookies right now. Lucy Liu? Lucy Liu? What? Lucy Liu.

Very beautiful. Lucy Liu, she's a fantastic actress. Nellie Furtado? Yes. Beautiful woman. I'm like a bird. I better fly away. I was singing her the other day in the shower.

Where is she? There's no smoking sign on your cigarette break. Isn't it ironic? That's not her, man. That's Nellie Furtado. Totally. That's Alanis Morissette. Alanis Morissette, man.

Nellie Furtado is I don't know where my home is. What? Her home. I don't know where my home is. That's Nelly Furtado. I'm like a bird I fly away

I don't know where my home is. Just with that rapper guy. I don't know where my home is. That's Nelly Furtado. Yeah. Isn't there like a dessert?. That's Nelly Furtado. Yeah. Isn't there like a dessert? She's from Vancouver. A Furtado?

What? Isn't there a dessert called a Furtado? I don't know. Probably. Who fucking knows? Britney Spears also got born on December the 2nd. Britney did. That's a lot of fucking famous people.

I'm Britney bitch Are you a Britney Are you a Britney fan Oh I'm not Britney Obviously Nobody You're a fan I love Britney Spears

Well it's first Friday In December I think we should Fucking have some drinks Listen to a little Lucy Oh no Lucy Lucy's not a singer

Is she Little Nelly Furtado Little Nelly Little Britney Spears Let's do it I had a kitty named Little Atlantis Morissette Even though she didn't Get born today She's good Do you remember I had a kitty named Nie Furtado. Little Nellie. Little Britney Spears. Let's do it. I had a kitty named... Little Atlantis Morissette, even though she didn't get born today. She's good.

Do you remember I had a kitty named Nellie Furtado? Yeah, that was a good one. Very nice cat. Yeah. See, I don't know how I didn't come up with... Christopher. Okay. All right, I'm going to turn it up a notch.

Close this up and let's start partying. All right. Yes, man. I'm ready. Let's celebrate the Swayze. I thought I heard that. You heard about the second movie. No, I didn't, man.

Sequel time. It's Friday. Come on. Can we make a vow that we're all going to go to the sequel together? Oh, you know what? I'll go to the sequel. If he's in it, you got to write a song he has to sing, just like the Swayze. No.

Yes. No, no, no, no, no. She's like the ocean. Guys, no, man. Jesus Christ. We can't talk about Swayze for the rest of the night. Stamp it. Okay, I'm just gonna say, if I do write a song, I feel like the chorus is gonna go,

fuck. Baby, just rub some oil on my muscles. Oil me up, baby, because I'm the new fucking Swayze. All right, no, that's it. I picked her up with one hand, she felt like a feather. All right. Okay. I spun her around.

And I caused some weather. Weather, weather. Because I spun her so hard, it created a cyclone. Just let it out. Let it out because in two minutes, we're not talking about them for the rest of the night. I can't get her on the telephone. I created a cyclone because I spawned her so fast with my great big muscles. Baby, are you there?

Keep it going, man. You got to boot another minute. It's a catchy song. It's very. I already see the video. I can already see the video. You in a little. No, not already see the video. I can already see the video. You in a little. No, not happening.

Not happening. Speedo twirling along the stage. On the beach. With her. Yeah, not after buffs. All right. All right, let's go get some Gorilla Tape and do some tests too. Let's do it.

Oh, yeah. Done. Let's cut this. Gorilla tape test. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off.