Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 29 - Shiny Happy Scorpions

Episode Date: December 14, 2020

Freedom 55, Boys! Ricky's got a plan to get rich as f**k - and it only involves six pet scorpions and a few jolts of electricity! Also: The KFC movie, Canadian lightsabers, and the worst last name in the world!

3 times 9, 27. Fuck yeah! Holy fuck! What? I figured out, I just learned a math thing, I never knew it my whole life. What's that, boss? Unbelievable. It fucking works, too. What are my whole life. What's that, Max? Unbelievable. What are you talking about?

It fucking works, too. What are you talking about, man? What is it? I figured out a math thing that I never knew in my whole life. Julian, if I say to you what's, what's 30% of 70? Okay.

Can you figure that out? Yeah. What is it? 21 bucks. So you knew this already. What is it? This is fucking multiplication, man. What's 40 percent of 90? 40% of 90? 36 bucks? No, that's not correct. No, no, no, no, no, no. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 40% of 90. 40% of 90? Is that what I said? Yeah, isn't it 30? Oh, it is 36.

It is 36. What the fuck, man? Stop trying to fuck me around. I didn't know this! Well, if you're gonna start throwing around and you found something new about math, make sure you're right, bud. So you knew that track all your life what is the trick you just multiplied the first digit of each number together you didn't know that no i didn't know that oh my man then he moved a little dot so you knew that too how could how does someone like you not know that? I didn't know it. I must have been fuckin' on the lecker that day at school. You need to get your drill.

What? You need to get your drill. Gonna drill some holes in here for air. Fuck. Okay, Ricky, I don't, I don't like where this is going. Cause obviously you've got something alive. And we need some sand. Need some sand for what? Need a scorpion firm.

A what? Nope. I'm shutting that down right now. Scorpion? Where are you going to get a scorpion? You are not having a scorpion firm, Ricky. I'm sorry. I beg to be different. Do you know how dangerous that is? Not if you keep them contained. In a fucking plastic lid. This is just temporary, and then once I get a lot of them, I'm gonna build that whole fucking...

Well, maybe just... Ricky! Four by eight. I have a lot of kitties, okay? A lot of fucking kitties. Do you know what kitties do with scorpions? They go, oh, look, that thing's moving around. I'm going to go out and play with them. Zoink.

Dead. You only make that mistake once. Yeah, because you're dead. So, no, I'm not letting you. Sorry. Oh, here's the thing. Guess what I found out. What?

Scorpion venom. Yeah. $10,000 a gram. Holy fuck. Guess what I found out. What? Scorpion venom? Yeah. $10,000 a gram. Holy fuck, we're getting scorpions. Hash, $10 a gram. So, it's quite a bit more, really. Do you know how hard it is to procure a gram of fucking scorpion venom? Apparently, you just hit him with a bit of electricity and...

How are you going to hit a scorpion with a bit of electricity and... Little, uh... How are you gonna do that? How are you gonna hit a scorpion with a bit of electricity? Well, this... people figured all that out, man. All we gotta do is raise little fuckers. It'd be cool having little pets around. Mo will fucking love it. They're not pets, Ricky. They can kill you. By definition of a pet, something that is in your house in a cage. Pet. That makes you a ton of fucking money.

Even better. That's the kind of pet I want. And we're starting with scorpions. We're going to make our way up to snakes. What else is poisonous? We're not. You know what? I read about this guy who was a snake guy, right?

He would fucking get bit by snakes, venomous snakes, like the craziest ones in the world, every day for like two years straight. Doesn't do a fucking thing to them now. He doesn't get colds anymore. He's not fucking sick ever. See, but this is the same thing with scorpions. We have pets. We get venom. We make money. And we save lives. ever? One gram. See, but this is this is This is the same thing with scorpions. We have pets.

We get venom. We make money. And we save lives. Because one gram of this fucking venom can produce 20,000 to 50,000 doses of anti-venom to save

you could save 50,000 motherfuckers. I am telling you right now unequivocally we are not getting into the business of fucking

poisonous venom. Well, right now I'm selling hash and weed, and it's probably fucking people's lungs up. Maybe they're going to die early. This will be saving lives, so I don't feel better about myself. I agree, man. How much did you say, a gram?

10,000 bucks. Whoa. Yep. Okay, so you need... Ricky, where in the fuck are you going to sell it? On the market. The venom market. Who do you know from the venom market?

You put up a fucking website people will buy it, Bubz. And you know how to make a website. I'm not making a poisonous venom for sale fucking website. Bad idea.

I'll do with that. No, you're not gonna sell the poison. You're gonna sell it to companies that are gonna make the anti-venom. Then the next time you get by Scorpion,

you'll be like, thank God for Ricky. Saved my life. I agree, man. Unbelievable. Good for people down in the desert, huh? Arizona and shit. Where are you going to get a scorpion?

I've got them on the way. Ordered them online, Amazon. How many? Six. Are they actually alive or are they toys? Two male, four female. Let's go with some babies. How much fucking venom can one scorpion produce?

We're going to find out. So you're going to torture the poor scorpion? I think they like it. They like getting hit with electricity, do they? It's just like us giving blood. All right, number one, you've got to go online and watch every fucking video you can on how to fucking deal with scorpions. Did it.

Did you? Yep. All right. I know what they like to eat. I know what they like to sleep in. You know how to pick them up? Get the fucking shit out of them? Venom?

He said you jolt them with electricity. It's not like a fucking enough to kill them. It's like a happy amount. So you tase them. What, you make a little thing out of a battery? Less than a tase. It's like a little thing it's like a little this is fun what does it do to my venom a bit and then you pick them up and it just stimulates them and gets them fucking horny and they shoot it out they don't venom's not like load ricky they don't shoot venom out when they're happy that shit feels good they shoot it out to try to protect themselves

because they think they're being murdered. That's what the venom's all about. So there must be some kind of a fucking, you know, dopamine. Is that it? Reaction when they shoot out their fucking venom? No, they're terrified. They're going, oh, he's trying to kill me. My only line of defense is my venom.

Okay. We'll have to do some studies when he gets the fucking scorpions. See, my scorpions are going to be so happy, playing around in their new home, going, wow, I got nothing, no threat, nothing. Just sit here and take a second hand smoke. Just this big fucking guy that's stoned, shooting electricity into me.

That's my only threat. They may not like you. This big stoned guy. Hawking a nine-volt battery up to my legs. Well, I don't know, Bugs. You should do some research. Well, I guess I'm never coming to your trailer again. Just do some research.

Make sure he doesn't fucking kill himself. If you don't, I might let one of my pets loose in your shed. Ricky. That was so... You fucking let a scorpion go. I'm not going to be able to sleep now. Because I'm going to think everything I feel like that. See?

You're going to see that? You're going to feel like that scorpion on you. Don't these guys fucking eat scorpions? You can find those. Staffed roosters? Well, you know what? A real deal rooster. They eat everything, man.

They even eat baby chickens sometimes. They're fucking ferocious. What do? They're a ferocious animal. What are? These chickens. They They even eat baby chickens sometimes. They're fucking ferocious. What do? They're a ferocious animal. What are? These chickens. They don't eat baby chickens. They do.

They fucking do, man. Speaking of chicken, holy fuck, did you guys see what the movie that's coming out? What? Oh. Ducky Fried Chicken's got a movie coming out? Yes. No, they don't. Oh, baby.

Just one second. I was just fucking with No, they don't. Oh, baby. Just one second. I was just fucking with you, man. No. Like Colonel? No. Yeah, just wait. You're not even going to believe it. And I thought it was a joke.

It's not. Is this like the Reese's Pieces fucking movie? It could be worse. Could be worse. That was the ASMR movie. The racist movie. That made me violent. Yeah, that made me not happy.

Here, just wait here. This is going to fire up. Okay, you ready to see this? Yep. No, that's not it. That's not it. Sounds like some love music or something. What the fuck are you doing up here? Just listen to me.

You been dancing to some ladies lately or what? Just talk to me here. Talk to me, Goose. Goose. Goose is dead, man. Why won't it go? Why won't it go? He played the piano pretty good, too.

He was married, wasn't he? Yeah. So a wingman, a good wingman to have would be a married dude that's happy. I don't know where you're going with this. Well, he was his wingman. He went out with Maverick, and Maverick wanted to get banged. Wingman. Why won't this play?

You know what I mean? What? You're going to bang your wingman? No. I'm just saying a good wingman to have't this play you know what i mean what you're gonna bang your wingman no i'm just saying a good wingman to have is one that's married oh there's no threat that you'll end up exactly she's not a chick doesn't have two guys rapping on her he's got the wingman who's got the wedding ring and fucking you know he's ready to go pick up for you i get it ready to go. Pick up for you.

I get it. How's the phone typing going? Yeah, this has been a... Can I have a nap? Did you hear about the big giant cock in the Bavarian Mountains? What? It's not one of those monocle cocks. This is like a giant wooden cock. Huge.

Erected. In the Bavarian mountains. By who? Mystery people. Mystery people putting up cocks. It's a cock? Wonder if you had anything to do with it. Okay, are you ready for this?

We're gonna put it full screen, cause this is real. Okay, you ready? Lifetime original mini movie. You don't answer my proposal, Okay, you ready? No way This isn't real, man A secret recipe? Spare to change the world. Harlan claims to have some secret recipe. A secret recipe? Spare me. We all have our secrets.

Sally Willard. Will you marry my daughter? Fuck. I promise there'll be more long weekends in your future. Mom, I have to tell you something. We have a problem. Secret's out, chicken man. I'll take care of this.

You're ruining everything! Just kill him already! Who the hell are you? Harlan Sanders, the new chef. Fucking Mario Lopez as Colonel Sanders? No fucking way. What is this? Recipe of Seduction?

Recipe for Seduction. Fuck, man. Mario Lopez as Colonel Sanders in a fucking murder mystery. Oh, my God. What kind of casting choice was that? Look, I'm telling you, I keep saying we are living in a simulation, and there's another example. You would have been a better Colonel Sanders. It should have been you in this movie.

But it's a murder mystery. It should have been you, though. Then you could have pulled it off. You could have pulled it off. Screech from Saved by the Bell. Wasn't he Screech? Mario? No, man.

He was the other dude. I'd like to be the killer. Could you like to kill Colonel Sanders? Well, the real one, probably. He wasn't a very good man, I heard. I heard that. I'm going to kill you for your fucking herbs and spices. Colonel Sanders in a murder mystery

starring Mario Lopez. What the fuck? I don't understand. What planet are we living on now? Listen to this, speaking of fucked up things that happens on planets. A man named Adolf Hitler just won an election in Namibia.

Namibia? Yeah. But he said, listen, I promise you, I'm an okay guy. I don't want to take over the world. So stay tuned. Why wouldn't he change his fucking name? He's fucked up. If my, who named him that?

His dad. I know, but why? What the fuck was wrong with his dad? Maybe he was a fan. I don't know. He was a Nazi. There was a lot of Germans that settled in Africa. Maybe it's a pretty common name. But when you're growing up, when you learn who Hitler is, you probably would head down to the fucking registrar's office and say, I'd like to change my name, please.

How old is this guy? I don't know, 50, 40? Oh, he's a Hitler. He should get his name changed. Totally should get his name changed. Well, you know what? Maybe he's going to do some good for the world and all of a sudden the name Adolf Hitler would be a good thing.

Even something like Aiden Hitler. It's going to be tough to overcome a lot of things. Arnold Hitler. Change the Hitler part. It's the Hitler part that's not good. Not the Adolf. There's lots of Hitlers around, isn't there?

That's a common name, isn't it? Hitler! Do you know any? Which Hitlers do you know? I don't know. There's got to be some out there. There's Bayern Hitler who went to high school with us. Yeah, there's Bayern Hitler. There you know any? Which Hitlers do you know? I don't know. There's got to be some out there. There's Byron Hitler. He went to high school with us. Yeah, there's Byron Hitler. There you go.

Byron Hitler? It was Hillier. Oh, yeah. Byron Hillier. We just called him Hitler. That's right. We just called him Hitler. Jesus, boys.

Maybe it's not that common. I bet you over in Germany it is. It's not. Trust me. People that have the name Hitler, they change it. Especially if you're from Germany. I mean, I'm just winging it here, but I'm pretty sure. You know how you're always saying...

Nobody's rocking around with that name. You know how you're always saying cats are smarter than dogs? New evidence suggests you're wrong. No. Yep. No, the're always saying cats are smarter than dogs. New evidence suggests you're wrong. No. Yep. No, the evidence is wrong. This dog went missing from his fucking home in Alabama. Three weeks.

And then he fucking strolls into a Walmart, goes down to the cashes and finds his owner. She's working cash there. How'd you know? and finds his owner. She's working cash there. How'd you know? That doesn't mean he's the whole fucking breed of fucking genre of dogs is smarter than cats.

There might have been one very smart dog, but you don't know why he's smart. Maybe, you know, was reincarnated by Einstein or something. I think she must have had strong perfume. Because they have good smellers. Well, it would have had to be she was the only one in the world wearing that perfume, Ricky.

Or really, like a certain type of BO. Maybe she gives off a type of musk that the dog could smell for miles and miles. Well, yes. Dogs can identify certain people by their smells, no question.

But that doesn't make them smarter than cats. Yes, cats can do that. Cats can also fucking do math. I didn't know that. I'm talking a dolphin. Cats can do lots of things. All right, back to this Hitler name, because I found some important information.

You're right, it's not a real common name. Do you think? Especially after 1945. Oh, I wonder why. Check this out, bubs. 2010 census recorded fewer than 100 people with the name

Hitler. In the world? Across USA only. fewer than 100 people with the name Hitler. In the world? Across USA only. There's 100 people in the United States with the name Hitler. Fewer than 100. Well, okay, so it could be none. Let's just start up a little club.

Go on Facebook and just type in Hitler and see if anybody pops up. Guaranteed there's no Hitler. I'm not going to do that. I don't want to get into researching that fucking guy. There's no Hitlers rolling around. They get the shit beat out of them. Okay. Alright. Okay.

You know what? I bet you there is white supremacists who changed their last name to Hitler. So there probably is some rolling around, but nobody normal. Okay. Terrible name. So there probably is some rolling around, but nobody normal. Okay. Terrible name. So he took care of that fucking name then, didn't he? It's gone. You really don't like that name. You wiped it out.

No, I don't like the name. It's kind of- Don't hate the name, hate the person. No, Ricky. The name is not associated with anything good. Okay, his dad changed his name. Who did? Schickenberger. Who did? Hitler's dad.

See, he was smart. There you go. See, if your dad's changing his fucking name... Schickengruber. My son is a fucking lunatic. Uh-oh, no, no, no. He changed his name from Schickengrober to Hitler. So he really fucked that up.

Yeah. I bet you all the Schickengrobers are happy, though. Yeah, no, they're not happy. Well, they are, because now they're like, fuck, he wasn't Adolf Schickengrober, because I'd have to change my handle now. Okay, here's a list of countries that have the most settlers. Tanzania, 268 people.

Tanzania? Yeah. India, 222. Is Tanzania anywhere near Tanzania? Oh, Tanzania. Tanzania. Tanzania. Whoa. That's where all the vampires are from. Tanzania. Whoa.

That's where all the vampires are from. Germany has 134. That's like way less. That's not many. Mexico is 131. Mexico has 131 Hitlers. Yeah. Indonesia, 118.

Brazil, 111. Okay, so there's way more Hitlers than I thought. Yeah, and you just offended every one of them. I don't give a fuck. Argentina's got two. I'm just going to add a... None in Canada. I don't give a fuck if I offended the Hitlers.

Change your fucking name. Wubbs. What? You missed your calling, bud. What is it? The Canadian YouTuber. He's done it. He's in the Guinness Book of World Records.

He fucking invented the first retractable lightsaber. And it is fucking cool. Touch of a button. Plasma fucking burns at 4,000 degrees. No, it doesn't, Ricky. It's on fucking YouTube. Check it out. It's a fake.

Nope. It's cutting through shit. It's fucking nuts. It's a combination of propane and oxygen. Where is it? What? Yep. It's fucking badass, man. He was cutting through shit. 4,000 degrees Fahrenheit. This cocksucker burns out and it's got a fucking flame shooting out in a perfect real life lifesaver. Boom. It's a flame? Oh yeah. It burns and cuts through shit. You can color it. You can fight with. I's a flame? Oh, yeah. It burns and cuts through shit. You can color it.

You can fight with. I don't know if you can fight with. There's no way it's a real lightsaber, boys. Yeah, there's a coupon code for this one. I don't think it's the right one. No, man. Jesus Christ. Wrong fucking place, boys.

Here's something to search up. Canadian YouTuber builds retractable plasma lightsaber. Here we go. Canadian YouTuber builds... no. I'm telling you man, these guys aren't fucking around. Oh yeah. Stop thinking about tomorrow. The Bee Gees.

That's not the fucking Bee Gees. Yeah, here we go. Fleetwood Mac. No, no, no, this is a commercial. Jesus Christ. Fuck off. Skip it. Hello there. We've just made the world's first retractable plasma-based lightsaber.

You're right, ref. Yeah, he did. No, he didn't. It's fake, boys. You keep watching. You tell me how fake that is there Billy Bobby. Pull it in closer. Big thank you to our YouTube members and Patreon supporters for supporting the channel.

They get tons of perks including seeing our videos before anyone else. Like the lightsaber... Whoa! Which is available on our channel right now for members. A real, retractable, plasma-based lightsaber. The pinnacle of sci-fi tech and probably one of the most sought-after fictional technologies ever. As you know, we've been developing different lightsabers or like they're called in Star Wars lore,

proto-sabers for the past four years now. From some initial power supply tests that got the fire department called on us to version one using nitinol wire to version two using a tungsten titanium blade hybrid version 2.1 so we could have a real life lightsaber duel which by the way was extremely unsafe to finally our kylo ren style lightsaber complete with a 3d printed titanium hilt a proto saber of course all right so i was right moving on since you know you don't exactly have i'm kind of into this too. Bubz, are you starting to... Your brain starting to fry a little?

I gotta build one of these. It's pretty fucking badass. Skip ahead to where he's... Oh wow, this is like a fucking two hour thing, isn't it? Oh man, you picked the wrong fucking clip. They look like a lightsaber. Oh, man, you picked the wrong fucking clip. I still don't believe it's true.

Oh, that's like a fucking... Okay, what the fuck is this? So he's in the Guinness Book. You know who else made the Guinness Book? This cocksucker building electric wheelchair. 66 miles per hour. Jesus, Murphy. That'd be terrifying. That's too fast for a wheelchair.

Nobody in a wheelchair needs to go 66 miles an hour, do they? Yes. What kind of wheels are on it? Wheelchair wheels. They can't be, Ricky. They fucking, there's no way you could get that kind of... You know what? I didn't really look at it.

I just saw that he was in the gas. It definitely could not have the standard, you know... I I didn't really look at it. I just saw that he was in the gas. It definitely could not have the standard, you know... I'm sure it's like a racing wheelchair of some sort, if they have such a thing. How does it go so fast? It's electric. Jesus, that's too fast.

That's pretty good, man. If you're in a wheelchair, you want to go fast, believe me. Yeah, but what if you fucking crash? You learn how to first get good, then you get fast. Remember that saying? It's true. I know, but if you crash, what if you... Okay, so I'm in a wheelchair, and I'm like this, and I'm going.

Oh, fuck, I'm 60 miles an hour. I lose it. Break my neck. It's no different than a motorcycle. Well, pups, I mean... If you're on... You know, what if you lose... Break my neck. It's no different than a motorcycle. Well, pups, I mean... If your own... You know, what if you lose... Now you got no use in your arms

because you fucking went too fast in your wheelchair. That's a terrible idea, I think. At least you had fun while you were doing it. Exactly. If they want to go 60 miles an hour, get in a car and drive a car. There's no reason. Well, maybe they should.

You imagine you're on the sidewalk, fucking, you know, downtown, going to do your chores. A fucking wheelchair goes by you at 60 miles an hour. You could kill somebody. Maybe you should have like a little roll cage or something built around the wheelchair. Like an egg-shaped thing, because eggs. To make it even more devastating when he hits a pedestrian. I'm not talking about other people. I'm talking about yourself.

No, but I'm talking about what if he hits a pedestrian on the sidewalk? He could have Nerf bumper bears. If it goes 60, you'd be driving on the fucking roads, not the sidewalks, man. Well, who's to say? That's a whole different thing. Okay, so you're just on the roads. So then how do you go in a store? You get out of your wheelchair and walk in?

Think. Think there, Tanzania. Listen, Buzz. Go fuck yourself. This is easy. You can just drive in. You're not going to be fucking like hitting the gas. It's going 60 miles an hour.

What if you lose control? What if the accelerator gets stuck and you go right in through the fucking front desk? That's anything. Oh, I'm going in to pay my cable bill. Oh, fuck, she's stuck right through the front desk at Eastlink. You'd have insurance for that kind of shit. You'd have an automatic, like a shutoff, emergency shutoff button. Maybe it wouldn't. Anyway, I got a good jag on now.

No shit man. I think your new nickname should be Tanzania. Don't do it man. I'm too fucked up for this shit. Tanzania. So Tuesday was 40 years since John... fuck was it John Denham? John Den... Denzer? Denver? John Lennon. John Lennon. Oh, the other one, John Lennon.

John Lennon. Who the fuck is John Denham? Blown away. Fuck. Yes, John Lennon got shot 40 years ago. No, was it 40? Yep. Yeah, 2020?

Yes. Four years ago, man. 80. Crazy fuck crazy fucker blew his cock right off 80 90 80 to 90 90 to 2000 2010 yeah 40 my math fuck man you're yeah you need fingers for that one it's pretty easy calculation i know know. 2020 and 1980, yeah. 40 years. That sucked, man, because you know what? He was talented. John Lennon, do you think?

Yeah. Yeah, he was fairly talented. I bet he would still be famous today. Do you think? I'm going to play video games. I like that song you did, The Rocky Mountains Are High. That was not him. That's John Denver, man.

You keep getting them fucking mixed up. Good song, though. Great song. John Denver, fantastic songwriter. He's also not with us anymore because he crashed his fucking plane, fucking with his fuel tanks. Yeah, that was stupid, man.

I don't think i knew that john denver i knew he was dead he was fucking like this trying to fucking switch from a fuel tank from here to here and he got distracted goodbye john denver fuck but we're not talking about john denver talking about john lennon he got shot who's been dead longer John Lennon. He got shot. Who's been dead longer? John Lennon. He's been dead longer than John Denver. John Denver. The Rocky Mountains are high. It's not the song, Ricky. Rocky Mountain High was not about the mountains being high. Yeah, it was. It's where they used to grow all the dope. You think that's what Rocky Mountain High is about?

It is when I listen to it. Well, I guess that makes sense. Songs can be... December 11th is not a very good day for birthdays. There wasn't really anybody that I gave a fuck about born today. Haley Steinfeld, but I don't really... Haley Steinfeld? I met her one time.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. How'd that go? Not great. Oh. Not great because when somebody told me who it was, I thought they said Haley Steinfeld. And when I met her, I said, I'm a big fan of your dad. And she just looked at me like I was crazy.

Is this a true story, Bubs? Yes, I thought it was Jerry Seinfeld's daughter. But there were some big things that did happen on December 11th besides people getting born. In 1961, Elvis Presley, also known as the King,

blew Hawaii. Went number one on this day. I thought you meant he blew Hawaii. He one on this day. Great movie, Matt. No, the fucking Albus. I thought you meant he blew Hawaii. He blew half of Hawaii. Albus did not do that. It went number one. It stayed number one for 20 weeks.

How many months is that? It's a lot. 20 weeks is five months. Is it? If you're counting four months per month. Didn't he have a movie called Blue Hawaii? Is that what you're talking about or is it the song? Blue Hawaii. That was a movie

as well, right? I can do the Elvis lap walk, Ricky. Alright, so that's the reason for you to celebrate today. We also have a reason for Julian to celebrate today. Oh, fuck. Here we go. 1980.cember 11th

magnum pi premieres on cbs holy fuck julian magnum everybody everybody watched all right i like the two yeah don't say it's like the way he did his eyebrows how was it what I can't do it anymore. I used to be able to. Used to do his eyebrows. So did you. You used to fucking have the same mustache. No, I didn't. You had the big dick broom. I never had a fucking mustache. You had the big fucking Tom Selleck dick broom.

Bullshit. 1981, another reason for Julian to celebrate. Well, it's not really a celebration. It was Muhammad Ali's last fight. Fuck yeah. He lost to Trevor Burbick. He really a celebration, was Muhammad Ali's last fight. Fuck yeah. He lost to Trevor Burbick. He's the GOAT, man. Trevor Burbick.

Trevor Burbick, is he still alive? Okay, boys, you know what? What? Nap time? Did you know that Trevor Burbick, he was so mean, wasn't he? I gotta go feed my cats. Oh yeah? Here, that's my alarm there to remind me to feed my kitties.

It's time to go already. It's fucking really going off. That thing just... I think there's a ghost in here. Oh, we didn't say... we didn't say what we... Did we do the Park After Dark? Welcome to Park After Dark! We're done.