Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 29 - Sticky Science

Episode Date: December 12, 2022

Duck, T-Rex or Gorilla? The Boys conduct a series of highly scientific (and hilarious) experiments to find the ultimate sticky tape, including the Shaft Length Pickup, Julian's Rip Test and the highly dangerous Kitchen Cupboard Strength Test. FOR F**KIN' SCIENCE!

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Pack Boys app. Are you the host today? You be the host. Hostess with the mostest. Do it, man. Okay, welcome to Park After Dark. Hostess with the mostest.

Do it, man. Okay, welcome to Park After Dark. Today we have the duct tape challenge, as promised, on the last broadcast. Yeah, Julian's going to strip down into his Speedos, and we're going to see which duct tape will hold him to the ceiling. See, that would not be fun. How are we going to lift him? What the fuck are these, man?

Chocolate chip cookies. Oh, yeah, I bought all kinds of treats. Look at the boys. Look at the fucking duct tape. You know what? You did well. I thought we'd only have, like, maybe two or three rolls. You got a shit ton. Holy fucking, never heard of this one.

T-Rex? T-Rex tape. I found that. That fucking can't. Terriblely strong. All right that. That's fucking Kent. Kent Building Squash. Seroficly strong. All right, so what's going to... I can't wait to see what's stronger

between the gorilla and the T-Rex. This is Doc Max strength. Doc. D-U-C-K. Yes, Doc as in D-U-C-K. That's my vote right there. No, I'm going to put gorilla up against all of it. Yeah, let's get it.

And you still, even though we got a tape here called T-Rex, you still think the gorilla tape's stronger? I think it's just marketing. All right. Marketing horseshit. I like this. Okay, there's, that is the Doc Max strength. What's this one now? How are we testing these fucking things?

I wonder if we'll get a few things. This is IPG tape here, boys. I'll be back. I think this is your standard, you know, when you go buy your duct tape. This is your standard sort of bullshit. Was that like a dollar store duct tape? Where'd you get that one? I can't remember, I think.

That's probably the shittiest one. And this is original dock, spelled like a duck, because it's not actually duck, it's ducked. It's for duct work, right? Is that what you're saying? Yes, and I mean, if you want to get technical, this right here, this is real ducked. We got a brick, all right?

We got a brick. All right. We got a brick. Got my famous statue. Who the fuck is she, man? She's hot. It's actually curved after your mother. Fuck, man. Man, we got something to do a little with the sticky challenge.

What are you, we don't need that, man. Oh, do you have any other type of silicone? What are you, what are we doing different surfaces that the shit will stick to? Is that what we're doing? Wood, rubber? Yes. Concrete?

All I know is I got a lot of tape here. This is probably the most difficult thing to stick to, wouldn't it be? What do you got that for? Yeah, where did you get that, Ricky? Is that somebody that lives here? It's just a prop. Prop.

Okay, there's that one. Now we're not gonna remember which one's which. Oh no, I know them all, Ricky. Okay. Where is the one, though, I had? Oh yeah, look at this, boys. Gorilla clear. What?

Crispy clear. And it's not packing tape. It's clear tape. Like ducky kind of. Okay, we got T-Rex. We also got T-Rex brute force. Yes. I think that one's going to win the whole fucking... Look at that.

Clear duct tape. Have you ever heard of it? Nope. That's not packing tape. That's duct tape. That's not packing tape. All right. I thought I had, like, one that... Oh, maybe this is it. This is like muffler tape.

This is all-weather duct tape. Your mama uses muffler tape. What the fuck are you, is it? All-weather. I ain't never heard of all-weather before. Uh-oh, and put this muffler, Dave. What the fuck are you, is it? All weather. I ain't never heard of all weather before. Uh-oh. And put this shit on gutters.

Gutter work. Yeah. Okay. How are we gonna conduct the experiment? What should we start with? Well, what are you gonna do, Ricky? You went and got all these things. What are you thinking? I think we should do a weight, a stickiness,

and I don't know what else. Do you wanna start with this? Why is that the sound? Do you wanna start with this, Dylan? Don't you fucking touch me with that. I didn't see you there. Because that's the inside of people, man. I didn't see you there.

I didn't see you. Bubs, I swear to fuck. What? Don't make me hit you with this fucking dumbbell. I didn't see you there Bubz. I swear to fuck. What? Don't make me hit you with this fucking dumbbell. I didn't see you there. I was just stretching. This is fucking Christ. I'm just stretching.

Bubz. Get ready. Bubz. Okay. Put down the fucking penis. We're going to do a shaft length pickup test. All right. I got a knife here in case you need to cut yourself.

Shaft length pickup test. What should we start got a knife here in case you need to cut the shaft length pickup test. Which should we start with, the T-Rex? Well, let's start with one of the, you know, one of the, there's like an IPG, there's your standard standard duct if you walked into, you know, a low-priced... That's the base model,

right? That's the base model. If you walked into a low-priced tape store, maybe I shouldn't have got so many. Yeah, I mean, it's a half-hour show, bubs. I know, but you got like hand-me-downs. All right. Okay, Ricky.

Let's do like an elbow to... Elbow to wrist, fingers. Okay, that ripped pretty easy. I don't know about this stuff. Okay, so what are you trying to do? We're going to shaft it. Okay. And we're just going to see if it'll pick up.

Nope. Here we go. See that? Holy fuck. Okay. Okay, so this one, we saw what that guy can do. Not a lot. Not very impressed.

How about T- well, that's T-Rex brute force. Let's go with the fucking... This is the 3M all-weather. Okay. All-weather. Now, see? The reason that this glistening thing here, it's got an oily residue on it.

That's fucking disgusting, man. It's got a residue. Okay, Ricky. This isn't looking good, man. Okay. Whoa! Whoa! I am shocked.

I am shocked, too. See, I'll wear the duct tape. Do not try to fix your fucking silicone dildos with duct tape. I'll tell you right now, it does not work. Let's put the fucking gorilla in the T-Rex. This is T-Rex brute force. If this doesn't work, nothing's going to work. This is the shit right here.

Oh, my God. I can't even tear it. Here. It's the T-Rex brute force. If this doesn't work, nothing's going to work. This is the shit right here. Oh, my God, I can't even tear it. Here. It's the T-Rex. Here, man. I can't even bite it. That is, that's, I want this to be part of my life. It could do a lot of fucking, uh. That.

You know what? Stickiness is not, I don't know. It's more of the. It's more of the thickness. I don't think this is going to do fuck all. Okay, well, just really squeeze it, Ricky. Really. Come on to it.

Kind of move it up and down as you're squeezing. Nah. No. Holy fuck, boys. Are we not going to have a single... I know, but the stickiness here, it's not even that sticky. Duct tape's not for cogs, man. You need, like, a scotch tape, maybe some...

T-Rex is not that sticky. It's probably strong as fuck. Like, yeah, you can't rip this shit. No, you can't rip it. Oh. Okay, now, let's go... That's the final test we'll do. Julian will do the rip test.

See if he can squeeze that thing right in half. That'll pop like a fucking flan. Whoa, whoa. That... Wiener. I'm not squeezing the wiener, man. Oh, come on. Here, while. That wiener. I'm not squeezing the wiener, man. Oh, come on. Here, while we wait for Bubz,

see if you can rip this. That's duck. Just two hands. T-Rex. Where's my standard gorilla? Oh, man. Yeah, that's ripped pretty easy. What about that one? Did we try the gorilla tape already? No, we didn't. Try the all-weather. Well, that's ripped pretty easy. Did we try the Gorilla Tape already?

No, we didn't. Try the All Weather. Well, where's the Gorilla at? All Weather Tape. That's T-Rack. That was easy. Gorilla's over here. Where?

That was easy, Matt. This guy's Gorilla. All right, try this fucking... Oh, but don't we... I thought we had a... This is brute force. Fuck brute force. Oh, fuck.

Oh! Holy fuck. Okay. Yeah, fuck. Holy fuck. Okay. Yeah, I know. You know what? This stuff is not sticky. You could put a car together with that. You could put a car together with this shit.

All right, so brute force has won one of the competitions. This is like the shit they used to make war planes out of. Okay, now it's gorilla. Okay. But I thought we had a different... What are you feeling. Okay. But I thought we had a different... What are you feeling about the gorilla? I thought we had a different color gorilla. Oh, man.

Lots of stickiness here. Oh, no, you know what? This is not going to work either, guaranteed. Really? I thought I had a black gorilla. Double hand this thing. Do what you got to do, man. This is for science.

Okay, here we go. Nothing! That was... This is... Fuck, man. This is for science. Okay, here we go. Nothing. That was the worst. This is a fucking... Bubs, your tape sucks. Do you have that thing extra greased up? That's gonna work. Why this?

I have confidence in the clear fucking gorilla. Oh, it's hard to get it started, though. That's what your mama said. All right, that was too easy. Okay. Where's the knife, man? Where's the fucking knife? This way. All right, that was too easy. Okay. Where's the knife, man? Where's the fucking knife? Here, do the rip gorilla test.

Okay, so it's a brute force. Hands down, it wins that one. Is that the T-Rex shit? Yeah. So brute force, what did it win? The rip test? Not easy to rip. Unrippable.

Unrippable, would you say? If you're like fucking up, I don't know, hanging from some wires or something, your plane hits it, you've got some of that, you'd be able to, I'd want that. Just the regular T-Rex. Fucking hang off a wire. That would save your life.

Regular T-Rex, no? T-Rex is not going to pull the cock. Almost fucking lifted it. Okay, just wait. This is almost like... Okay, that's it, man. So is this duct tape, almost fucking lifted it. Okay, just wait. Okay, this is almost like... Okay, that's it, man. So is this duct tape, though, or is this... This is Gorilla.

Gorilla Clear. Gorilla Clear. Oh, yeah. This could be trouble here. Holy fuck. Really? Come on, though. Please. Something's gotta work, man.

Is it suctioned to the table? Okay, well, that was the winner. Nothing's even lifted off the ground. So we're really clear for the lift test. Really? Is duct tape the... I find it hard to believe that that one... It did the best of all of them.

Damn near had it, I mean. All right, so what's the next test? It's stuck to the tape. Just put the fucking thing down. What should we do's the next test? It's stuck to the tape. Just put the fucking thing down. What should we do for the next test? I don't know, man. If it's not going to pick up a cock, is it going to pick up some weight? There's no...

Well, it's because the cock is glistening. It won't stick. It's because it's glistening. It's got some lubrication on it, I guess. Old, old lube. There's no winner. See if it'll hang this person from the lamp. No, Ricky, the lamp's not up there well enough.

I installed it. It's up there great. No, it's not. Maybe do a... Oh, fuck. Julian, your muscles are just not what they used to be. Yeah, that's not a problem. That's the gorilla.

Do you have a dumbbell real... Right here, man. And there's some weight here. No. What about... Yeah, what else? It's not picking up to me. Oh, let's see if it'll pick up a brick. That's a good idea. Not a chance.

A brick. Will it stick to a brick? This is the shitty... How are you gonna do it? Same? I don't know. Do we just do it like this? That's easy.

It's gonna do a lot. That's easy, man. No, no, no. You want it to stick. It's all about the stick. It's gonna do a lot, Ricky. Damn it. All right.

Then what? Like this? Yeah. Damn it, all right. Then what, like this? Yeah. Will it hang? Nope. I don't know how you test it. Maybe we gotta tape. We need better testers. We're not good at this. Hmph.

Maybe we could tape it to the fridge and see if it holds. And lift the fridge up. No, just tape the brick to the fridge and see if it holds. And lift the fridge up. No, just tape the brick to the fridge and see if it holds the brick on the fridge. Liquor bottle, no problem. Yeah. That brick, that is a real brick, too.

That thing's about 20 pounds. I don't think it's 20 pounds. One strip, Ricky. See if it'll hold it to the bridge. But you gotta use... No, Ricky. See if it... See if it'll hold it to the bridge. But you gotta use... No, man. Or maybe to your cupboards. God damn it.

Maybe tape it to your cupboards. Here, let's stir it with... Something good. Let's stir it with... This is the old weather. T-Rex Brute Force. Oh. Okay.

Okay, where's my knife? Okay, we got the old weather here now. Is it working? Oh, yeah. It's holding. It's starting to fucking... She's holding now. Yeah.

See, I guess the trick would be you'd have to use the exact same length. Wouldn't you? Here, Ricky. Here, let's do it. Tape this motherfucker. Here, look. Okay, just wait. Tape that cocksucker to the fucking cabinet.

Oh. What's that? Oh! Jesus. Ricky, have you gotten fucking... No, that's not going to fuck up. Hey, that was brute force, mate. No, that's not gonna fuck up. Hey, brute force, mate. No, it's not a chance.

Just wait. Let's put brute force on the job. See what he does. You know what? We should do a fucking... We're really doing this? Wait. Yeah, we should be doing a crazy glue one, man.

You know what I mean? Maybe try it on the fridge so if it falls, you don't break your feet. Watch your feet, Ricky. No, right up in the cover. Oh, that's gonna hurt somebody. Somebody's getting crushed. Make sure to be prepared to run. Ready?

Yeah. Holy fuck! Oh fuck! We're out! It held! It held! For a minute! Okay, that's the test Where's Gorilla?

That was T-Rex? It's time to go Gorilla against Gorilla clear, bubs I don't know, man Let's put it up against the T-Rex We're getting into some dangerous things This is what makes it exciting, man

This is what people want to see Okay I'm thinking that's going to hold it up. Here, Ricky. I'm fucking amazed. Oh, yeah, this stuff is good, right? It's pretty sticky. But you're talking about a real 30

pound. That's 25. 25. See what you can do, Ricky. Really get her. Oh, yeah. I'm happy. Yeah. Now, the undercarriage part is gonna be, because what's happening is the weight's coming right off the tape,

but if you've got the bottom in there. Fuck out! Nope. All right. All right, so brute force definitely won that challenge, I think. Do we try another one or no? Fuck, I mean, do you want to go straight up duck deep?

Well, we tried brute force, but we didn't try... We didn't try... T-Rex. Well, T-Rex brute force. What about regular... It's really down to what's the stickiest, you know? What the fuck is this shit? It's got a stick to it. Not bad.

We haven't even tried this yet. What's that? It hasn't even been, this is regular duck tape. T-U-C-K. See, I like the duck. Okay, let's put them to the test, Rick. All right, what are we going to do with him? Same thing. This fucking wheat?

Yeah. The tear's pretty easy, though. I don't know if that's a factor. I think that is a factor, bud. These are, you know, these are very... These are very scientific. Very scientific results. Make sure the top, Ricky, is all taped and the bottom as well.

Doing good, man. And then you step away. One, two, three. Oh, yeah! It's the winner! That's sitting up there for a long time. It's the winner! Hey, Ricky, back up.

I had a good feeling. Let's get a picture. I had a good feeling about duct tape. Let's go to camera. No, don't and sit underneath there. I had a good feeling. Let's get a picture. I had a good feeling about Duck Deep. Let's go to camera. No, don't turn your back on it. It'll get ya. Look out!

Nice. Oh my god! Jesus Christ. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That was... Oh man, my microwave! No, it's not broken. Yes it is!

For fuck's sakes! Oh Ricky, what was that? Oh yeah, it's broken. sakes! Oh, Ricky, what were you thinking? Oh, yeah, it's broken. It's fucked up, man. Oh, man. Ricky, what were you thinking? I would never tape a weight to my cupboards. You guys were encouraging me.

No, I wasn't. I said do the bridge so you don't break anything. Oh, man. More damage. Well, Ricky, you're dropping 30 fucking pounds on everything. Right from, you know, a good height. Jesus Christ.

That was good, though. Okay, so who's the winner? That guy was the winner. Duct tape, which I always say was my favorite. Little picture of the duck. Duct tape beat the gorilla and beat the fucking dinosaur. Fuck you, T-Rex. Fuck you, gorilla. Yeah, duct tape. Good old-fashioned duct tape.

We didn't try gorilla, though, but we probably should call it a day with that. Somebody owes me a fucking new science. Well, you know what? The duct tape, we can go five pounds heavier. Oh, man. We got five more? We got five more right here, buddy.

Oh, my God, Julian. You're just looking for... Fucking five more, buddy. That's a good one. Look, needs an excuse to pick it up, Julian. You're just looking for excuses. Just fucking five more, buddy. That's a good one. Look, he needs an excuse to pick it up, Ricky. Eric, should we do it? Are we going to go for it or what? Well, Jesus Christ.

Use duct tape to fix it. We got all kinds here, man. Do you think if I turn it on, it'll just melt everything back to normal? No, man. It's fucking... It's microwaves. Are they bad for you? Ah, you won't hurt you. Try that.

Okay, Rick. Seems like it's all right. We gotta test it. We gotta test this. We gotta know what Gorilla can do. All right. Turn it on its side so that it's... What do you mean? I need two fucking... Turn it on its side and that it's... What do you mean? I need two fucking...

Turn it on its side and put the tape over the handle. Yeah, yeah. That's not going to hold the fucking handle, man. Yeah, if you put a hand here and a hand here, I'll do the rest. There we go. Yeah, there. Lots of tape on the surface. Oh, that's no way.

There's not enough on the surface, Bob. Lower it then. Lower the weight to add more surface. Just a sec. Tension. Just press the top again. This might work. Get ready to back up. Can I get her on there, buddy?

Get on here. Okay, bubs. Get ready to time it. Yeah. One. Jesus Christ. Look out! Look out!

Yeah! That's the tape. We should have probably did it in a different place. Ah, it's fucking broken now. Fuck! We'll hit the junkyard, get you a new one. Why would there be one at the junkyard?

Because people throw them out. They don't understand above- This was, I think, very scientific. Very professionally run. Now I need a new science oven. A what? Science oven? What the fuck is a Science oven? What the fuck is a science oven?

Micro go on. Whatever the fuck that means. A micro what? Boys, that was very well conducted. It was kind of slow to start. It was a casualty. But? I want to take a collection. It was kind of slow to start. It was a casualty. But... I want to take a collection.

It brings the excitement. Fucking clock doesn't even work. Don't use that microwave, because radiation will seep out from the crack, and you'll wake up, and you'll have fucking three arms. Guess what? I'm taking us all down right now.

No, Ricky. All right. Fucking clock doesn't even... Oh, man. No, Ricky, it could short out and kill us all. Get on your smart box and see if we can order a new door. Just tape... Oh, man. No, Ricky, it could short out and kill us all. Get on your smart box and see if we can order a new door. Just tape it up, man. We'll get tape. We'll get duct tape. Oh, yeah, we got duct tape.

We got the fucking duct tape. This shit will fix anything. Let's do the microwave test. See if any microwaves leak out. Ricky, that's not how you test that. We need a Gaganometer. Oh, no, she's fucked. A what? A Gaganometer. Your mum used to use a Gaganometer. Oh no, she's fucked. A Gaganometer. Your mom used to use a Gaganometer. Save the day? No. All right, Ricky.

You know what? Stop fucking with it. It's fucked. It could be fucked. Not officially fucked. You might just need a new door. I'm gonna put in some popcorn. We're all gonna run outside.

That's a good idea. See what happens. I'm not partaking. I don't want... I'm not coming back in if you turn that on because this could be like Chernobyl in here. It's a fucking... just a little old microwave. Oh, it can generate. It's not enough to fuck you. I thought this was pretty cool.

People say smoking's bad for you? Nope. What? This fucking guy runs marathons. Chainsmokers packing half the whole marathon. That doesn't mean smoking's good for you? Nope. What? This fucking guy runs marathons. Chainsmoke's packing off the whole marathon. That doesn't mean Smokin's good for you. The old guy. Is he?

That doesn't mean Smokin's good for you, Ricky. He finished the fucking marathon three hours and something minutes. Yeah, but he's just one guy. He's an exception to the rule. The world average is like four and a half hours. So Smokin makes you a better runner, I think. I'm sure. Usain Bolt probably smokes a fucking pack

before he fucking goes shooting down the lane. Insane Bolt? Usain. Usain. Bolt, his name is, because he can fucking bolt. This is pretty fucked. Steve Jobs, you know who that is? Yeah, yeah.

Smart guy, I guess. He started Apple, Ricky, or he was one of the main Apple dudes. He's dead. He invented the iPod and all that. Well, he had these old pair of Birkenstocks. I saw this. They just went up for auction. $218,000.

They were the ones he wore in his garage when he was figuring out Apple, how to make Apple a company. So the person buying them, do you think they put on these magic shoes and they're going to be genius? Well, you'd feel pretty inspired having a job stinky old fucking shoes on.

Like the smell of his sweat makes them hurt. It is fucking weird. Who would pay that money? Rich people. Or you just put them in a frame on your wallet. Yeah. Got Steve Jobs. Yeah.

He's got a sneaker. Smell him. See those stand-offs they invented on the iPad. You should claim that you got his underwear from a date and sell them. A date? With stains. From a date? From a stay in... My voice. No, that's not gonna happen. Steve Jobs' fucking shitty underwear.

I would not. If I had them, I wouldn't keep them. They'd be gone. Not if you could sell them. Well, yeah, if I could sell them, of course. I thought this was a good idea, but they got caught. TSA agents in Florida, they found a fucking handgun in a chicken. Where somebody took a chicken on in their carry-on bag

and there was a fucking handgun inside it. Why would someone fucking do that? Not a live chicken. No. It'd be hard to get one in a live chicken. Without it, yeah, that'd be tough. As possible. That'd be a small gun.

Or a big chicken. Very big chicken, yeah. They can fit things in there, though. They do it, man, all the time. And, yeah, this fucking... This is a T-Rex skull. We gotta go find a T-Rex somewhere. South Dakota, I guess, just lots of them. They're worth a fucking fortune.

This T-Rex skull is supposed to be auctioned off for 15 million bucks just for the skull. Yeah, but, Ricky, do you know how hard it is to find an intact T-Rex skull is supposed to be auctioned off for 15 million bucks just for the skull. Yeah, but Ricky, do you know how hard it is to find an intact T-Rex fucking skull? What if we had like a big special designed helicopter that floats around and looks just for T-Rexes? Sure. If we had one, we'd be in business. I don't think they exist. Like ground penetrating, what's it called?

They got those like sonar things. Radar. Ground penetrating radar. I don't know, man. You'd think they'd be firing them all over the place, man. That's kind of fucked. 15 mils. Those edibles, like you're eating edibles,

like fucking gummies. Help yourself, my friend. Oh, he's just getting. There's only five each. You're getting more fucked up. Five's nothing, buds. Five's nothing unless you have a whole bottle, like him. You know what? These fucking T-Rex skulls are six and a half feet long.

That's a big skull. You're darn tootin' it is. That's taller than me, just the fucking head. So imagine how big those fuckers were. You get his head on, imagine. His head's way up there. And his head was little for his body. T-Rexes have those little heads and those little arms. Way bigger than a dog. I thought the heads were kind of big.

No. Deedle, deedle, deedle. There's no dog as big as a T-Rex. No, not even close. Like a tiger, maybe. Not even close. What are you doing with that? My little T-Rex, I mean.

Why is it? What is wrong with you, man? Jesus Christ. Oh, man, this is fucking scary shit. This five-year-old kid got, he's playing by his little pool outside, and he's like, oh, yeah, this is fucking scary shit. This five-year-old kid got this plane by his little pool outside and he's like, oh yeah, this water's nice.

All of a sudden this ten-foot python jumps out of a tree, bites the fucking kid, wraps around him, takes him underwater. Fuck, terrifying. Did he eat him? No, seven or six-year-old granddad saved the day. Jumped in, scooped him out, and unwrapped the fucking python. I'm glad we don't live around pythons, man.

They'd fucking freak me out. Dirty fucking pythons. All right, I don't see you. You see people getting wrapped up with them all the time. Why don't they just take out a knife and go, cut him right in half? Because if you're getting squeezed with about nine million pounds of torque, you can't function like that. Yeah, like, do you think if you were giving me a bear hug,

I'd be able to get a knife out and cut one of your arms off? Probably not. Maybe not. I don't fucking know. Get him in one. Get out and get behind him. Get it and take a knife as you can cut my arm off. Get right behind him.

Give him a big snuggle squeeze. Remember how those toads make you fucked up in Argentina or something? Yes. Well, there's some in the fucking states. They're not the same toads, though. There's park people saying, stop licking the fucking toads. Well, maybe. They got some psychedelic toxin, I guess.

And what are they called? The Samoran Desert Toad. They got glowing eyes. They're fucking freaky looking. And they give you a buzz on. People are licking the fuck out of them. Oh, more than a buzz on. I guess this shit's dangerous.

Like, it's poison enough to kill a big dog. Send your rate to fucking other dimensions. You guys know this? Do you guys know that there's an ant that are like, they're like fucking bees, and they collect fucking honey? Yeah, honey ants. Honey ants, yeah. You're right.

Never heard of them. Can't get enough of them honey ants. So this buffotinin is a toxin. What is that? Buffotinin or buffotinin. It's legal in California, but in Arizona, you can capture up to 10 toads with the right license. Business idea.

What? We're moving to Arizona, and we're going to fucking farm toads with acid toxin on their backs. That sounds fun. What a time we'll have in retirement. Yeah, it just means that we'll probably be on fucking toad acid all the time. Probably don't even want to be.

We're going to get shirts made called the Hallucinating Toad Boys. Great merch idea, man. Fuck. Hallucinating toad voice. Three pictures of us holding toads all fucked up. How's your retirement going? Fuck. No idea.

No idea. Am I retired? All right, can you take these toads from there and bring them here? Because I don't really want to live down there. You can milk the toxin and then bring the toxin here illegally. You've got to milk the toads. No, you get... I don't know how you do it.

You need one of those... Toad tests? You use duct tape. Or a turkey base. You just put it on their back and rip it off and then the acid's on the tape. They could do that or shop vac. So we should run some tests

on which tape doesn't stick too hard to the toads. Because you don't want to tear his back right off. Well, this is probably like toad skin, right? Which one was the worst but this one? It's fucking December the 9th already. Back that up again, you man.

I'm not fucking touching that again. No, man, people, Kirk Douglas got born from this day. He was a good guy. Yeah, he was great, man. Judi Dench, she's a hell of a person.

Bo Bridges. Yeah, yeah. He's good, eh? John Malkovich. Nice. What the fuck? That's what we're doing person. Bo Bridges. Yeah, yeah. He's good, eh? John Malkovich. Nice. What the fuck? That's what we're doing tonight. The Malk.

What are we watching? I don't know. We got to think about it. Being John Malkovich? Just saw it last week. Fuck. Donny Osmond? Julian?

What are you saying my name for? You're kind of like a muscular Donny Osmond. Oh, and fucking... I'm like you. Imo... Imogen Heap? Yeah. Imogene Heap.

Fuck, that song is trippy. Yeah. What's it called? Crop Circles or No? What they say. That one? Crop Circles in the carpet. Trippy.

All right, we gotta go. That's it? Let's go. I don't All right, we gotta go. That's it, let's go. I don't know where, but we're going somewhere. I know where we're not going, to buy more duct tape. No, it's Friday night. It's time to give her. We got a year's supply.

It's time to give her. I got enough duct tape now to. Okay, we're gonna get fucked up and watch. Get that fucking thing out of my face, man. Pops. You look very comfortable down in the toilet. Throwing cocks. To watch the video version of Park After Dark

in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off.