Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 29 - Weird Birds

Episode Date: October 21, 2019

The Boys are frisky as f**k today! They chat about 19" weiners, Ricky's sexy chocolate fondue party, and the weirdest places they've banged. Also: the muscular mayor works out!

I Once you think this fucking ways buzz About twice as much as your mother. Oh Seriously, I don't fucking know. It's fucking it's heavy Just thinking you could probably use this to work out with or something man You're not using my fucking blaster. Oh, fuck yeah, man. You could totally fucking curl these things.

Put it down. It's not made for curling. It's made for rocking out to. You could do this, man. This is good for your fucking shoulders and shit. This is a good piece of workout equipment here, bud. Right on. You're going to get it all sweaty. I'm not gonna sweat on it.

Set it down gently. It's not. There's mechanisms in there that are delicate. It's fine. Oh, yeah, this is all I fucking need. It works, bubs. This is all I need now. Wait, now, how do you turn it? I don't think this is turning on.

Julian? What? You fucked up my blaster that Snoop Dogg gave me. I'll fucking lose it. I guess you can get into that through the back here, though, man. You could... You probably knocked the solder joint off the speakers. Okay, well, it's nothing too bad, is it? Can you guys just get the fuck up here?

I don't want to sit down, man. I'll'll fucking... Okay I'll just do Perk After Dark by myself. Hi there. Welcome to Perk After Dark. I'm your host Bubbles here by myself. My first guest today is a squirrel. He's a singing squirrel. He thinks he loves me. This You're a dangin' squirrel, and you... He thinks he loves me. This is real great without you guys. Well, talk to him. He's not even fuckin' awake. Well, wake him up. Rookie. Huh?

Come on. Huh? Let's go. Uh-huh. Look at him, bubbles his bitchin' at me here. Let's go. Come on. He's talkin' to Morse code. What do you got going on here now?

It's whaley. Oh, fuck. See, most people will fucking... Every fucking week. ...snuggle up with a stuffed animal. He uses a whale. This thing... And this thing weighs about 20 pounds, man.

Every fucking week. Oh, fuck. It's a killer whale. 20 pounds? Just joking, man. It's not 20 pounds. Are we still drunk? Fucking Joe Bear, face me. Yeah, you'd like to do that, wouldn't you?

Are we still drunk or hungover now? Bit of both, man. I'm just antsy today. I can't fucking handle sitting down. Oh, fuck. I want to get up and do something. Yeah, I see that. Pumping iron with my fucking...

Fucking sore now. Come on, Rick. We're already... The fucking show's already five minutes gone. Fuck, I hate passing in a chair. Yeah, you gotta stop doing that shit, man. Why's Whaley here? Because I brought him over. Do you want to ask him any questions? Ask him some questions.

Does he talk? He does if you have the right buzz on. How many fucking Big Macs can you eat in a day, Whaley? 200. Oh, what is it? Ricky, he could eat 200 Big Macs in one bite. It's like 40,000 or something. Remember when you learned that in school way back a long time ago?

I never learned that in fucking school. How many Big Macs of fucking Orca? Yeah, Orca. Well, look it up. It's like 40,000. Look it up. We used to tease Randy about it. And today's Perk After Dark is brought to you by...

Close your eyes. Flip side one. Brought to you by... We can't say that word anymore. Yes, we can. It's in the book. Okay, flip this one. Today's Park After Berk is brought to you by... The Retired Tickler.

But you're not allowed to say that. Well, it's in the book. I guess if, okay, you can say it then. If it's written down. It's written down. Is that what you're saying? I, you know, that's in the book. I guess if, okay, you can say it then. If it's written down. It's written down. Is that what you're saying? I, you know, that's terrible. Creative cursing has that word in it.

What the fuck is going on? It used to be all over the place back when you were a kid. The fuck, remember the big picture of the Big Macs and the killer whale? Big plate? It's nowhere on the internet anymore. I don't think, I think you're hallucinating. How many Big Macs can a killer whale eat? It used to be in, like, biology or something.

No, no, it was never in it. It was one of those things you can't save too fast. How many Big Macs could a killer whale eat if a killer whale could eat Big Macs? No way. What? That's not, no. That was wood chalk. Fucking wood.

No, that was something. Good on wood. How much wood could a wood chalk chalk wood chalk wood chalk wood chalk all the way to, woodchuck, all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Okay, that's a good one. Nailed it. I thought that, didn't we change it in junior high to how many chucks would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck chucks? How many cocks would a woodchuck suck if a woodchuck could suck cocks? That's what it was.

Here's a fact, boys. Listen to this. Starting off with a pretty good one. All right, it better be, because I don't like these fucking facts. If the population of China began walking past you in a single file, the line would never end

because of the rate of reproduction. So they're banging and giving kids... Did you see that? So they bang while they're in line? If the population of China started walking past you in a single file line, you would never get to the end because of the rate of reproduction. They're having kids faster than the line of... Aren't you allowed to only have like two kids or something over in China? But still, when you've got... But there's a lot of people banging. When you've got a couple billion people... They have like two kids or something over in John? But still, when you've got... But there's a lot of people, bang, and they're having...

When you've got a couple billion people... They're having two kids, right? A couple billion people having two kids. Lock the fuck out. I thought they had a law you weren't allowed to have more than one kid. Well, even still, I think that still applies. That's a good fact for the day right there. See, he's contributing. Maybe this is their fact for the day right there. See, he contributing.

Maybe this is to start putting on the old Jimmy hats. Remember they used to call those things Jimmy hats? Back in the 90s, the 80s, 90s? Yeah, I think it's because Jimmy invented them. No. Oh, fuck. That reminds me. So remember that dude?

What's his name? I'll get him here in a sec. The dude, his name is... Patrick Swayze? No, you were talking about him nonstop last year. He was like your fucking hero. Roberto Cabrera. Remember that guy? I wasn't talking about him.

You were talking about the little Mexican dude. Never heard of him. You're fucking lying to me. No. Okay. The guy with the 19-inch wang. Oh, yeah. He was full of shit. He was full of shit, man. Yeah. Did you hear about that. No. Okay. The guy with the 19-inch wang. Oh, yeah. He was full of shit.

He was full of shit, man. Yeah. Did you hear about that? No. We talked to the guy. Oh, he had this wang all bandaged up, right? He's like,

no, you can't take it out of the bandage. They said, fuck, we're going to scan this motherfucker. They scanned it. No wiener in there.

He had a six-inch wiener. Yeah. You know what? But the fuck thing about it, the foreskin went down to his fucking knee well then does it was like an upside down parachute that's what okay so then technically he does have a 19 inch wiener i knew you'd stick up for roberto man i'm not sticking up for him i'm talking about you're sticking up for him so he was taking his

foreskin and stretching it until he got down on his knee? He was stretching it. Well, then... Doesn't Randy do that? Didn't somebody say they'd stretch it? No, he does that with his balls. He tries to stretch his whole bird. His balls.

His balls. He's got a... I don't even want to think about it, man. Is that why his balls hang down on his knee? And he grips them from the back, which is weird. What? You saw him do this? I saw him doing it out in the field.

Jesus, man. Jesus Christ. That's fucked. I didn't know what he was doing. What? You saw him do this? I saw him doing it out in the field. Jesus, man. Jesus Christ. I didn't know what he was doing. So anyway, this other guy who's like... Well, I think scientifically, that's part of his wiener that's hanging down 19 inches. So technically, yeah, that's part. That's like the bun.

It's like the fucking pretzel thing. Oh, you compare it to the most delicious part, do you? So that's the most delicious part, is it? Well, if you're comparing it to buns and pretzels. I'm talking those pretzel dogs. It's like a pretzel dog that's got out of control. The wiener's up there, and for some reason they put it down in the deep fryer like that. You equate it with food, like something that you want to put in your mouth.

It's not, bubs. Just wondering. Anyway, this other guy who has, like, you know, the big guy your mouth. It's not, Bubz. Just wondering. Anyway, this other guy was just who has, like, you know, the big guy. He's just like, fuck that guy. I knew he was a piece of shit. Okay, so he lied, technically fibbed a little bit about his wiener.

A little bit? Well, it's still his wiener. It's like a 13... No, man. You're wrong. So what would it have to be for it to be the wiener? It has to be able to go inside of something. So you mean his knob would have to be at the end. Exactly.

I guess that's maybe. Maybe. That might determine, you know, where you're... How would that guy bang with that mess, like hanging down at the end of his... You know what I'm saying? Well, I think he'd probably... What would he do? He'd probably, you know what I'm saying? Well, I think he'd probably. What would he do?

He'd probably, you know. I don't know, man. He'd probably get the wiener out of the center of it. Yeah, but what would he do with all that? Well, it would just be like a Christmas tree stand. You know how the stuff gets all bunched up at the bottom? Okay. Like a bunch of presents and shit down there.

Yeah, it would probably look just like a, you know. He'd make it work. He'd have to make it work, man. It's like the guy we knew had two heads. What? Double-headed cock. Double-headed Danny. Yeah, that's his name, yeah.

That was a fucking mole, man. Who the fuck is that? I was... Guy in jail. He said he had two, but it was like a fucking gross. He said he called it a Y. It didn't have like a pistol on it, so it was like a... He had a goiter. He had a goiter on the edge of it, yeah.

But how do you decide which one to put in? Well, the one, Ricky, the one. It wasn't that big, man. It was like... He described it as like a Y. No, he had... It was like that. Attached to the head. It was it came out that way. So you guys just keep talking about penises and I'm gonna get on with the show. Here's a fact. I was just wondering how you bang with a Y cock.

He just get he get maybe it's a good thing. Would you try to squeeze the two together and put them in as one? I don't know. Or would you go top and bottom? What if you got a snag? You went in the wrong angle and snagged it and kind of bent it back like you thought? Jesus. Goiter fucking guts all over the place.

Ouchie. That would be an ouchie. Okay. Did you know that if you wear a ring, the number of germs living beneath it could be as high as the entire population of Europe? Yes, man. You could have... So many people in Europe?

Millions, Ricky. Tons, man. Millions. Who cares about germs? Who cares about germs? Who cares about germs? I'm not afraid of them. Germs can kill you, Ricky.

I got an army in me that'll kill any germ. An army of what? Whatever they call those things. Germ fighters. Yeah. German fighters. Not German fighters. No, it's something else, man.

What fights germs? The Navy bodies? Glutamine or something something isn't it glutamine i think it's navy bodies or something no it's like these little amazing things man or i don't fucking know cranky bodies glutathione glutathione's in your body to kill the germs. Look it up. Listen to the muscular fucking workout king. Fuck you man. Okay here's a quiz. I'm gonna win. Which King Six! Oh no keep going. Which King on a deck of cards is the only one without a mustache? See that's a one in four chance. Bull shit. Spader, isn't it? Spade dude? Incorrect.

Ricky, you got a one in three chance. King of hearts. Bango, Ricky wins. Because the queen of hearts didn't like to have things scraping on her. What? That's not why it's like that. Fucking, fucking.

So you're saying the king of hearts goes down on the queen of hearts wouldn't he probably what's the jack doing he's watching what's the joker doing he's

he's creepy man jacking I don't like that I know what the jack's doing over in the corner he could be jacking off the joker yeah

the joker's laughing yeah cause he's getting jacked off by the jack watching the off the Joker. Yeah? The Joker's laughing. Yeah. Because he's getting jacked off by the Jack. Watching the mustacheless Queen,

King of Hearts. Wow. Why the fuck, why, why, why is that, why do they do that? Is there,

is there a reason? Well, the Queen of Hearts is the best queen, so they made the king a little different. Why is the Queen of Hearts the best queen?

We all know why. Playing with the queen of hearts Knowing that it's really smart And bowing with the holy boots What's wrong with the queen of spades? Nothing. She's got a dark side. Oh.

She's evil. She's like the wicked witch. Wow, I can't believe this shit. What the fuck is wrong with people? Florida gas station owner accosted by urine in his microwave. What? And he had to put a sign that said, only food for use, do not warm urine.

Because people were warming their urine up to the piss test. Going to a piss test. This guy was the last stop to the piss test, please. What the fuck is wrong with people? They keep warming up their piss in the microwave. It's like fucking chicken soup. Then the next person comes in and throws their hot dog in there and it's got piss particles on it. How come my hot dog smells and tastes like piss?

Fuckers. There's probably piss, you know, sprinkling out of the top. Splattering. Piss vapors. Piss vapors, piss particles, piss sprinklers. Well, it's obviously, he could probably, he ended up smelling the shit. You know what I'm saying? Shit?

Well, the piss, I meant. Mmm. People are fucked. You ready to shit yourself? I'd rather not. Well, I better not tell you this next fact. You can tell me. I'm not going to shit myself, Ray.

You might. There's no way. You could tell me that Jesus is going to walk through the door, I wouldn not tell you this next fact. You can tell me. I'm not going to shit myself, Rick. You might. There's no way. You could tell me that Jesus is going to walk through the door, I wouldn't shit myself. All right. I guess this isn't that great, then. The fucking Navy confirmed that those UFO videos, they're fucking real, man.

I already know this. They said they should never have been released, and there's a ton more. Already know it. It's fucked. They confirmed that it was an unidentified aerial phenomenon. Yeah. A UAP.

So what he has some people saying, I don't fucking, until I see one, they're not real. People say that. Well, there's no, it's not to say there's a fucking alien inside the thing, but there was a thing flying. It's a spy craft, I think. There's a thing flying, and it, but there was a thing flying. It's a spy craft, I think. There's a thing flying, and it's pretty fucked when you see it. Yeah, there's one of them looks like a little giant tic-tac. And it's going, scooting right along above the water, and Buddy picks it up on a F-18 tracking camera,

and then he grabs it, and it locks onto it, and they follow it, and they're just laughing. Who do you think it is? Oh, I think it's aliens. Yeah, that stuff is somebody watching us, looking at how dumb we are. They're not fucking afraid of us. I think it's aliens.

Do you think they're like... It's like a probe, happy people, aliens. I think there's all types of aliens. There's probably deckhead aliens. There's probably asshole aliens. There's probably very nice aliens. So I think they have like addictions and shit like humans? Guaranteed they have addictions.

They might be addicted to something crazy like I. That's why I hope they do come here. I eat diamonds, I just eat diamonds all day. I hope they do come here so they can fucking bring some new drugs, I could try. Ricky, you're not doing alien drugs. You think they do drugs? Fuck, they must.

There's probably, I would guess, there's some planets where there's, you know, life forms walking around that are addicted to certain things they're ingesting. You think they got, like, strip clubs and shit? Yes. Where they take off both the top and the bottom? The whole thing? Theoretically, mathematically,

there's probably a planet very close to Earth with people who have, you know, evolved into similar type creatures with arms and fingers. kind of thing, you know?

They might not be squids. They might look just like us. Tall whites. I think we're aliens, aren't we? Yeah. Technically, yes. Fuck yeah, man. We're made of stardust.

I'm a fucking alien. There's so many fucking stars and planets out there, it's mathematically impossible that there's not other people out there. Yeah, I'd have to agree. Some type of life. There's definitely fucking life forms out there. Oh, fuck yeah. They've already found them. You should go live on Mars. They had

a group of people going up. I'd go to Mars fucking at three o'clock today. We might have to go to Mars if we don't fucking stop fucking over the planet, bud. Well, that's what they're looking at Mars already for. They already know. Remember Bridget Powers, that porn star you had a bit of a crush on when you were young?

Who? Just be happy you didn't get too far with her. She just stabbed her boyfriend in the leg. Hmm. Bridget Powers, that porn star you had a bit of a crush on when you were young? Who? Just be happy you didn't get too far with her. She just stabbed her boyfriend in the leg. Bridget's crazy. Bridget's Midget. Oh, the little, the... I don't know who that is. You know who she is. I don't.

Yes, you do. Does she have to change her name now? To what? Bridget. I don't know. To stab her? No. You can't. I thought you couldn't say that word anymore. Well, she can.

What, if she wants to call her that, call herself that. She can call herself whatever she wants. I can't keep up with the whole thing. I don't know what to call anybody, man. I just shut up. I don't talk about it. I believe the term is little person. I know, but before.

It doesn't have the same ring to it though it. I believe the term is little person. I know, but before... It doesn't have the same ring to it, though, does it? Bridget the little person. No, it doesn't, but I believe that is the correct term to be used in this day and age. But if she wants to call herself Bridget the midget, by all means, she can call herself whatever she wants. She can call herself Bridget the Fuckface Crazy Bitch.

If she wanted to. If she wants to. That's a good name. I'm not calling her that, I'm just saying. I can call myself Bubbles the Serial Killer. Doesn't mean I'm a serial killer. Well, yeah. I don't know what you...

Bob's come on. I might have your... lever with a nice... candy. That's fucked. I'm not a serial killer. I'll definitely get a buzz on. I need you to look something up, man.

What? What the fuck is a caiman? C-A-I-M-A-N. M-A-N-C-I-A? C-A-I. C-A-I.M-A-N. M-A-N-C-I-A? C-A-I. C-A-I. M-A-N. There was one spot in Bedford, and a picture looked like a fucking alligator.

All right. I did see a weird bird the other day as well from after the hurricane. Bird. Alligator bird? No, no. You're talking about birds, but they're fucking that hurricane. It brought all kinds of shit up, man. What the fuck are we talking about birds?

I'm just before I forgot forget I'll show you I'll show you a picture of the bird that I saw that's only supposed to be in New Zealand

and it's here it was right on my fucking deck just sitting there all day what the fuck well it was standing there but it was

you know he's fucked he's probably confused oh he was totally fucked man he's probably still his head's still spinning he's like Sebastian he was totally fucked, man. How the fuck do I get back to New Zealand? His head's still spinning. He must have.

He's like Sebastian Bach. He came into fucking Crocodile, man. What? How the fuck is one of those in Bedford? No, there's no way. It says it's like three feet long. The picture looks like a fucking crocodile or alligator. They're from Mexico.

Never heard of it before. South America, man. Never heard of it. No, that's fucked up. Must have been a pet, maybe. Julian, do you like chocolate? Everybody likes chocolate, bubs. I don't enjoy chocolate. Do you like chocolate, Ray?

Once in a while, yeah. In the bedroom. You do like it in the bedroom? Once in a while. Do you know why that is? No. Chocolate is proven to cause arousal similar to sexual foreplay. Jesus Christ. Everybody knows that.

So when you take a box of chocolates in by yourself, are you eating them and then... Well, no, I meant, you know, sometimes if you're with somebody, you have a little chocolate fondue action. That's why you're supposed to give your girlfriend like chocolate all the time, man. Chocolate hurts for, you know. You get a fondue going in the bedroom? I've been knowing to whip the fondue up once in a while. The strawberries. What goes in the fondue, Ricky?

I'm just curious. Chocolate. Yeah, but what do you dip in it? Strawberries, different fruits. What else? Pineapple spears. And you start, you continue to fondue as you get shit going? Well, you might rub a little on different places.

Have you ever dipped your wiener in your chocolate fondue kit? Once, by accident, and it burned like a fucking bastard. By accident? You only do that once. How'd you accidentally get your wiener in the... May not have been an accident, just didn't know it was gonna burn as bad as it did, and once you do it once, you don't ever try it again.

Burned really bad, did it, Ricky? It was blistered. Couldn't use it for almost two weeks. And then I tried to use it too early, tore the blisters off again. Why are you telling us this, man? You guys wanted to know. I wanted to know what you were doing with the fucking fondue.

I didn't ask for the whole medical report with blisters getting torn off. Are you scared because of this? Probably. Do you want to have a look? I don't want to have a look, man. October 12th. Well, this already went by, but I'm going back through the week. October 12th is International Moment of Frustration Scream Day. Yeah.

Did you know that? God, I wish I would have known. I love screaming and frustration. It's just like that place over in Sweden I told you about, man. The whole town screams. They're fucked. Scream-a-pillar. This is something I've never done, but next time I get arrested with somebody, I might try it. This Florida couple, they were biking, wasted, out of their fucking minds.

They almost got hit by a car. So a cop pulls them over and basically they're drunk, so he throws them in the back of his fucking minds. They almost got hit by a car. So a cop pulls him over, and basically they're drunk, so he throws them in the back of his cop car. They start having sex. I've never had sex in a cop car before, but I think I'd like to. Yes, you did, Ricky. Did I?

Yes. Fuck, how do I not remember that? I remember. Bucket list kind of shit, isn't it? I remember. You were wasted, but you did. Who was it with? I forget his name.

Just teasing you. That was a good one. Just teasing you. Must have been Lucy, I guess. Here's a question. Don't remember that. Do your hair and fingernails growl after you die? They sure do.

Do they? Fuck yeah, man. No, they do not. I was going to say, I didn't say that. It is a myth. Okay. Do hair and fingernails grow after you die? They sure do. Do they? Fuck yeah, man. No, they do not. I was gonna say, I didn't say that. It is a myth. Okay, I didn't think that was possible. Really?

Hair and fingernails do not grow after death, but the illusion of skin tightening as the body dehydrates makes it appear so. Okay. Wesley, someone told me that years ago What if you get your head cut off, they might still grow for a bit. How many ridges are around the edge of a dime? I remember, but I don't.

I used to remember, I mean. Do you want to count them? Is it 61? No, more than 120. Actually, Ricky, 61. No, it's not that many. It's close to double that, though. 120.

118. I said 120. I'm pretty close. I win. No, you overbid, like, on the Price is Right. No, that only counts on the Price is Right. Is it 118? Yes, it is.

Fuck, I didn't think it was that many. And why? Why is there 118? It's gotta be for some reason. It's just how many ridges they went with. That is the number of ridges. Where's the weirdest place you ever had sex? Who, him?

You. Me? I don't talk about that stuff. I don't. All right stuff. I don't. All right, Julian. Very weird places though, Ricky. Believe me. Tons of them.

I don't know, man. In his shed, sitting on the toilet, that was once. What? Yeah. The toilet seat was down though, both even the cover. When? That was a while ago when I was, you know, two girls there.

I was with her for a bit. Dartmouth Ferry was probably up there for me. Dartmouth Ferry? It's pretty full at the time as well. Where on the ferry, Ricky? Right up top. She had a skirt on. Didn't really try to hide too much.

So you just got right in there, did you? Halifax Mooseheads game, that was a ballsy one. Where in the arena? Way up top. In the seats? Just hoped that people didn't turn around and look up. There was something about it that was fun. Okay.

It's because you're trying to get away with it, I guess. You know what I mean? Instead of getting arrested for public indecency. Well, the time on the airplane, you didn't even go to the bathroom. I don't remember that. Remember the only time we ever got out in first class? You... You know, when I was doing hot knives?

Yes. I had sex that day too yeah yes with who some lady jesus so i'm part of the what is it called the mile high are you really a mile though no you're more than a mile high so it should be called something else eight miles high normally when you're at 40,000 feet. That was a good movie. That's eight miles, huh? Yeah, how many feet in a mile? Slim Shady was in that.

5,000 feet or something? How many feet in a mile? Look it up. Fuck's sake. How many feet in a mile? Yeah. What comes before a mile? A yard? No.

It's three feet in a yard, isn't it? Well, just how many feet in a mile. Actually, I can tell you. I know it's... Fuck, I can't do the numbers. It's like 5,000 or something. 5,280. Right.

Who is this guy? The math guy. So you're eight miles high when you're about 41,000 feet. That's crazy, man. I never thought about it that way. I'm glad we talked about this because... Well, the birds have a song, Eight Miles High. Or... Oh,. Or American Pie, Eight Miles High, I'm falling first.

Ooh, he landed foul on the grass. Eight Miles High, that's what you're talking about. Up in an airliner. Eminem's, he had a song about Eight Miles High. Eight Miles, is that the same kind of deal? Was he talking about being 40,000 feet? No, Eight Mile is an area of Detroit, very rough area. Eight mile. Wow. Wow. Well, I'm glad you guys found out about how many feet are in a mile

because this new water slide opened in China. It took two years to build it. The fucking thing is 8,933 feet long. We got to go. So it's a mile and a half long? We gotta do that, man. How long does it take you to go down that cocksucker? Well, let's find out.

We're not going to China to get on a water slide. I wonder how many people banged going down that water slide. I bet you a lot. You couldn't bang going down. You could totally bang. It's a mile and some fucking long. Not me. No, never get her down that quick.

All right there, studly. Okay, well, let's figure it out, because it says you can reach speeds of 20 miles an hour. It's not that fast. 20 miles an hour? Oh, so you're on it for a good hour and a half. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No, you're not. That's a rookie go a half. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You could see some serious...

That's a Ricky go. No, I fucked that up. 20 miles an hour, it's only a mile and a half long. So, yeah, you're... You're what? 20 miles an hour. Yeah, but how long are you on the thing for? It's five miles every 15 minutes.

We're getting there, man. Oh, yeah. You're not on it very long. You're not on it very long at all. No. So how are you going to do any bangs? Well, that's what can make someone a fucking good lover, man. You can get her going.

You want to go for an hour and a half, that's one thing. If you want to get it going in a mile, that's another thing. You're on it for like a minute and a half. Sorry, I'm just sorry. I'm still hung up on the fact that you used the word lover. You know what I mean, Bob. If you want to do some banging, fuck off. Make you a good lover.

Yeah. Part-time lover. Let's just time you right now. Oh, here she comes. We're not going to time you. Walk out, boy, she'll do you up. Oh, here she comes. We're not going to time you. Walk out, boy, she'll chew you up. Oh, here she comes. Oh, that's not part-time, Lover.

That's man-eater. That's man-eater. You've got a minute and a half to get your clothes off, go in my bathroom, finish yourself off, come back and get dressed and see if you can do it. I'm not going to do that, man. Okay, this is getting out of hand now. I think it's time to maybe say goodbye to the folks at home.

You know why? It's because I didn't get enough sleep. I think it's time to say goodbye to the folks at home. You know why? It's because I didn't get enough sleep. I think it's time to say goodbye to the folks at home. Tune in next week when it's probably going to be just as, if not more, fucked than it was today. But there won't be any talk of cocks. Do you guys know what a vajaysel is? Vajaysel.