Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 3 - Gee Whizz, Jeopardy!

Episode Date: June 13, 2022

Hands on your buzzers Boys, Bubbles Trebek is back with another f**ked-up round of Jeopardy! Also: Ricky's glowstick weiner, gettin' learnt with breakfast cereal, and a plane crazy bang!

What's with the fucking... Bubs. What? You just fucking sounded like you just did a sigh. Alright, we need to wake up, guys. Come on. Let's get woken up. What the fuck is wrong with you?

I didn't do a sigh. i am fucked but you're like uh fuck i don't want to do this here we go again no i look at this i'm all ready to go i got my holy fuck you got your smart box out today you're having a little competition you know what i think it fixed the internet because the internet is now fucking working. You've got internet? I've got internet now. Oh, my God.

I told you I'd get it fixed. I fixed it. You fixed it. I went and fucking dealt with it. I ran a new line from Randy's fucking trailer. Ricky, you had the fucking Cat 5 cable

jammed into the fucking wrong thing. Oh, I told you. You took a big, wide Cat 5 and you jammed it into a phone jack. And it was all fucking broken and split and wires sticking out of it. Told you I'd deal with it. Fastest internet in town, baby. Now that I ran all new fucking wires... Did you do a speed test?

Yes. Is it the fastest internet in town? It's pretty fucking fast. I should be charging you by the minute. It's about 60 megabytes a second. Is that good? 60 cents a minute? Yeah, that's good. Like 600 megabits.

What would NASA run? Well, that's a different level, but I mean, for a fucking trailer in Sunnyvale Trail Park, 60 megabytes a second is... I know, I'm just joking about NASA. I guarantee you fucking Donnie doesn't have that. It's fucking June the 10th already, boys. It's flying by. First it's fucking going slow during winter and now the warm, heaty air

gets here and whiz. Yeah, it's true. Things grow and it's awesome. What's growing on you? Not on me, like weed plants. It's a good time to plant, isn't it? Did you plant yet? Oh, I thought you meant your wiener.

No, no. Did you plant anything yet this year? No comment. Boys, you know what I... I've got a new year to go. I'm waiting for the fucking first full moon in June, man. That's the fucking magical telltale. First full moon in June. When's that after?

You'll plan after that, because you might get frost up until then. Guess why I brought this, boys? Why, man? We are having a game of Jeopardy. Oh, fuck. We don't like Jeopardy. The times we get to have. No, because you always fucking, you're on his side all the time.

No, no, no. Yeah, you were. I never cheated. Do you want to get into it now? Just as long as you are a fucking professional like Alex Trebek was. You don't have, like, favorites. I don't play favorites, bud. You have been.

I just go by the facts. Go back and watch some of these podcasts. Show me the Carfax. Podcasts. Carfax, Carfax. The who? The Carfax. The Carfax?

What the fuck are you talking about? You've never seen the commercial for Carfax? No, man. And the mascot is the Carfax? No. He's adorable. He's a fox. Yes, and he's got

a little t-shirt on. You lost me, bud. I don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about. Carfax. Carfax.com. If you're buying a car, you go on Carfax

and you put in the VIN number and it tells you if it's ever been smashed or... Well, we don't have to worry about that. When are we going to buy a fucking car? I'm not saying we've got to worry about it. I'm just telling you who the Car Fox is. He works

for Car Fox and he's adorable. You know what? The Car Fox can suck it. I like the Emu. Who's the Emu? The Lemu Emu. Liberty Mutual. What the fuck are you guys talking about? Do you watch TV? No, man. Liberty Mutual commercial with the Lemu Emu. You've never seen him? Nope. Oh, he's fucking... He's fantastic. Liberty Mutual commercial with the Lemo Emo.

You've never seen him? Nope. Oh, he's fucking, he's fantastic. Have you ever seen a chameleon? I've seen, no. The chameleon. The Jack has been a commercialist. No, that's not a chameleon.

It's a gecko. Okay, well, have you seen him? The Geico Gecko? I've heard of the Geico Gecko. Have you seen the caveman? A couple years ago. The cave, the Geico caveman? A couple years ago. The Geico Caveman? A couple years ago. Watch it.

Did you ever see the little covered chuck wagon that races under the sink? You're out of the loop. I mean, that's from the 80s. Oh, that's the dog food one. Yes. Yeah, the chuck wagon. Yeah, the chuck wagon. I've always wanted one of those.

The little horses are fucking cute. All right. All right. Let's get the fuck off the subject. Rainbow, rainbow. Liberty Mutual. Should we talk about the Indian man that chops off his penis because he smoked weed for the greater good,

or do you want to play Jeopardy? What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, yeah. You open that can of worms now, Ricky. He chopped his wiener off. He smoked. He got a couple grams of weed. He smoked the whole fucking thing.

Six joints in a bomb, though. And he felt so guilty. He's like, I need to repent. Cut his own penis off. I need to repent. Why did he feel guilty? Because he's not supposed to get stoned because of his religion. Oh, fuck.

Religion is responsible for more penises getting chopped off than any alcohol. Probably he said that. Well, you said that. Well, actually, I don't know. There's a Thai man who also got stoned earlier this year and chopped his penis off. Two guys this year? How does this happen all the time? They smoke the dope, then they feel guilty because they're fucking religion, and they cut their cocks off to repent, I guess, for some reason.

But the Thai guy... They cut a finger off. Thai guys couldn't be saved. It was too dirty and somehow infested with ants. Infested? What, did he leave it out in the fucking front yard for a bit? Guess why he cut his off. He smoked this weed.

Made him hurt as fuck. The erections were so painful, he's like, I gotta cut this fucking thing off. I can't deal with the pain. Man. I'd like to get a hold of some of that fucking weed. Why was there ants in his wiener? Was that after he cut it off or before?

I think he must have cut it off and it fell to the ground. And he just fired it out in the air. How the fuck is weed going to make your herd? How does that happen? I'm going to figure it out. We've got to go to India.

Is it in India? No, this is a Thai guy. We've got to go to fucking Thailand and figure this one out. That's a huge moneymaker. Do you think? Why didn't he just try to fuck the thing soft?

Did he? Or jack it? I don't know. Okay, but back to the Indian man. He also claims he spent a night with a lion. Did he fuck the lion? He spent a night with a lion. I think he might.

Trying to get his bang in the face. Before he cut his car off, he spent a night with a lion. Well, maybe that's what he felt shame about. He banged a lion. I think he would feel more shame about banging a lion than he would about

getting stoned. You're banging a lion, you want that, you might as well cut it off. That's weird, man. You're not going to get any ladies after that. No, I still wouldn't

cut it off. Do you think a lady's going to want to fucking bang him? But why cut it off? I like what you said. Why not just tie a string around it or paint it black? Why don't you just lose like a baby toe or a pinky? Why do you got to go right for the...

Because that didn't go inside the line. Yeah, but if you're ashamed of your wiener going in a lion, you could just spray paint it black and just say, okay, it's not being used ever again. Spray paint what black? Your wiener. Or fluorescent orange or something. Yeah, fluorescent orange. it black and just say, okay, it's not being used ever again. Spray paint? What black? Your wiener. Or fluorescent orange or something.

Yeah, fluorescent orange. Why would it? It won't work then? Well, you just, to remind yourself, okay, yeah, right. I put that in a lion, so I'm not going to use it anymore. Everybody's done the old glow stick on the cock trick. That's a good thing. I haven't done that. Ricky.

Really? Nobody. Who does that? You're the only person I know. Well, I haven't done that. Ricky. Really? Nobody. Who does that? You're the only person I know. Well, I haven't done it either. The only person I know. You did so. You just said you did it.

I thought, how many times is what I want to know? He's done it every Halloween since I can remember. He breaks the glow stick. He pours it all over his wiener, rubs it in like that, and then he goes running through the park. So wait now. I mean, you dated Lucy for a long time, right? What?

Did she get involved with this? Did she beep, beep, beep, beep? She may have had some glow-in-the-dark. Do you remember the time you hid under Donnie's trailer and just let your glowing wiener out through the latticework? No. I remember that. It's like the lattice work? No. I remember that. It's like the glory hole, man.

Yeah, but it was just... Yes, it was, Ricky. You got under the trailer, you were on something, and you had your wiener glowing, and you put it out through the lattice work and waited for Donnie to come home from work. I remember when I passed out

with an erection in my car, and Corey came by and thought it was a stick of kryptonite. He was afraid of it. He was afraid of it. How fucked up were you? Like, what do you mean? I was passed out, he told me the next day. That's kind of weird, man.

I hope you didn't grab it. Oh, no, he did. Okay. All right, off know he did. Okay. All right, on to something different. Yeah, here's a story

that I was fucking reading about. This dude, he had to go under surgery because a fish jumped out of the fucking water into his mouth,

into his throat. This little spiky fucking finny things. Yeah. Opened up. Thing stuck in his throat must have been a bass or a perch something like that i was thinking it's like a picture of it that's like a that's a perch i think i cannot well he got some of he ate i don't know i don't know what that happened during surgery that's the poor fish doesn't look great no doesn't look edible

so some of them went down with me. I can't think of a worse nightmare than a fucking bass opening up his fucking dorsal fin in your throat.

That would suck, man. I could think of such a thing. You're trying to pull him out and he's just, man, he's barbed in there.

You got to keep going down with him. If he kind of jumped up and went into your arse and did that, that's what you should do is take an umbrella

shaft and just get her down there. Yeah, you'd have to. You know, that's a good thing. It'd be just like loading a musket. You'd have to get a, you know, pound him down. Or a sword.

Chop him in half. Yeah, a sword. If you, a sword swallower could deal with it because he'd just fillet him right in his throat.

So if this, unfortunately, this guy wasn't a fucking sword swallower, so he had lots of... Did he die? No, he got fucked over, though, man. His throat was killing him for a long time. I would think so.

Well, here's another fucking story, which I just don't get, man. Don't get this. I can't wait. It's a menstrual-themed breakfast cereal. You heard it. It's a uterus-shaped cereal that colors the milk red. Is this a Japanese thing?

I don't know where the fuck this is going on, but it's the period crunch. What fucking website are you on? This is true, man. This is like bringing awareness to kids talking about menstruation. There's no way that's real. That's real. No, you're on the onion. How the fuck does that teach you about menstruation? You eat a way that's real. That's real. No, you're on the onion. How the fuck does that teach you about menstruation?

You eat a cereal, it turns the fucking mouth red. Kids, isn't that good? Well, guess what those shaped fucking cereals are? That's your uterus. Right there, kids. It's like a gawking ball. No, it's a uterus, man. All those little things are uterus.

Many, many uteruses. Yeah. Because that uterus would be like the size of a Barbie doll's uterus. So if we had a box of that cereal right now, would you eat it? Yes. It's probably delicious. I'd say it's probably as cherry or strawberry. I don't think that's real.

I think you're on a phony website. I'm telling you, man, this is real. No, you're on a phony website. You know what? You know why they did this? Because 82% of people are unable to correctly identify where the uterus is. Who gives a fuck? What, are you going to rip it open?

But if you're going to make money off this, why not fucking do it? I'd buy some uterus cereal. Why do you need to know what a uterus looks like? That's a good question. I don't know. Isn't it inside the body? Yes. Yes, man. So when do you get to see it? That's a good question. Don't know. Isn't it inside the body? Yes. Yes, man.

When do you get to see it? It's a good point. I don't know, man. It's a good point. I mean, I can't identify my fucking kidneys. I kind of know what a kidney looks like, but I don't know what my gallbladder looks like. I don't really know what my liver looks like.

I don't know what my brain looks like. The brain. And you know what your fucking... I know what my lungs and my heart and my brain looks like, basically. Do you know what a ut liver looks like. You know what the brain looks like? The brain, and you know what your fucking... I know what my lungs and my heart and my brain looks like, basically. Do you know what a uterus looks like? I'm not sure that I do. What about that thing that... It's cavernous,

I believe. It's like a cavern. What does your appendix look like? Don't know. Don't know, man. Don't care either. Well, I need a cereal for all this shit, I guess. I would eat an appendix cereal. Is it the uterus that fucking causes menstruation? I think so.

You know what it is? It's because they made this because it was inspired by an in-house survey of 2,000 adults. This is kind of fucked. 2,000 people. Which revealed that 84% of women are too embarrassed to talk about the period.

And a whopping 77% have never even mentioned the period as a topic of conversation in a household. Jesus Christ. Get over yourselves. I don't know. If I had a sister, I probably would never talk about periods. What the fuck is the big deal? Don't fucking know, man. They're making money fucking know, man.

They're making money from it, though. It's like, it's all over the place. It's going to be fucking, people are going to be buying them off the shelves like crazy. All right. This is a fucking bit of an odd one. Woman has first meal that wasn't potato chips in 23 years. No way.

Yeah. And she's No way. Yeah. And she's still alive. Yeah, since she was like young, young, coming off the bar of milk, the only thing their parents could find that she would eat was potato chips. Oh, right, potato chips. So she's been eating cheese and onion-flavored potato chip sandwiches, which are just buttered white bread with potato chips on them. Is she eating any fruit? Since childhood, like for 23 fucking years. No, that's it.

How does she... You'd get scurvy or something though, wouldn't you? Must be some kind of vitamin C in the chips. You would get scurvy if you only had chips and bread. Maybe there's vitamin C in one of those. Maybe she drinks juice or something. I don't know. She's talking about food. Yeah, she probably

drinks plenty of orange juice. Okay. Anyway, she probably drinks plenty of orange juice. Okay. Anyway, she finally got hypnotized and now she's eating all kinds of shit. She's happy as fuck.

Can you get hypnotized and fucking eat shit? Boys, I'm a picky fucking eater. We should fucking hypnotize you. Hypnotize me. I'd love to hypnotize you and get you on oysters

and lobsters. Squid and all that shit. Can you imagine? Oh, man. Imagine you sucking down a big Beaujolais. Oh, man. See, that'd have to be like in some kind of hypnotic trance. Wow.

And I've got one final weird one, and then we can play you a little game. This is really fucked up. There's a German woman, and she's in love with a sexy plane a plane an airplane what type of boyfriend think it's a 737 and she flies it as much as she can she's named a dickie dickie and in quotes she says I love everything about him but particularly his face wings engine. They're so sexy to me. Just that one particular plane or all 737s? Just that one. She has 50 models of Dickie in her home.

And she wants to marry the plane. But it's illegal in Germany, so she can't. Does she own Dickie? Or is this something she rents? She just buys tickets to go on Dickie. It's called objective sexual. It means you're attracted to inanimate objects. Yeah, we've talked about that.

She used to be in love with a train, but now it's this plane. She moved on to planes. She's flown it over 50 times so far. How does she know when she's buying a ticket if she's going to get on Dickey or not? I think she must fucking search the shit out of it. She has to know the tail number. What the fuck? You'd have to know the tail number, Dickey.

What is she... Is she banging Dickey? She has to know the tail. You'd have to know the tail. What is she? Is she banging Dickie? She sounds like she wants to. I'd say she's been in my high club on Dickie. Can you imagine? What part of Dickie would she use as a Dickie? Any part of him that would go in her, I guess. What the fuck?

I guess she would just go to the bathroom during the flight and just have at herself she's imagining that the engine's licking her I guess I don't really know maybe the wings are slapping her ass or something she does say she likes his face

what would be the face is that the front of the plane windshield and shit yeah so it's just the one plane Mike's his face. What would be the face? Is that the front of the plane? That's the front of the plane. Windshield and shit? Yeah. Yeah, man. Mike's that part. There's no way that she's... So it's just the one plane. Not all 737s turn her on.

Just this one. Does it... Okay. If you were attracted to planes, would you be attracted to a 737? No. What kind would you be? I'd be more attracted to the Dreamliner. 787.

Like the big boys. Airbus 380? Ooh, yeah. They're really hot, eh? Yeah, they're hot. Really hot. You'll want to get right in them. But it might also be, you know, like a little Gulfstream G5.

A little sleeper. I think it would be easier for a guy to be in love with a plane than a girl. I mean, there's not much a girl can really do with the plane. Well, what can a guy do, Ricky? There's all kinds of things a guy can do. Like what? What would a guy do with a plane? I don't understand this.

Well. Insert, rub. Exactly. What though? Everything. Okay, that's okay. Like in the crevice of the seat, Ricky? Everything. Okay, that's how it is. Like in the crevice of the seat, Ricky? Would you get in there?

I don't know. There's all kinds of different holes where things go in. Fuel. If we ever get on a plane, you start banging it. I'm not in love with planes. I'm just saying, much easier if you're male than female. Sounds like you've thought about this, man. It's all kinds of things.

First time I've ever heard of the bee. Fuck. Maybe I can think about it more. I don't know. It sounds a bit weird to me. You should test it out, man. Well, next time we're flying. If you get the urge, go for it.

Yeah. Wow. All right, let's get it on. You want to play? No, but I'm going to win. You want to play Jeopardy, do you? I don't know. How hard is it going to be?

Don't know. I just randomly selected a game. Here are the topics. Fuck. Oh, man. God, I'm sitting and smelling. The Lungs. Okay.

I'm good at those. Hail, Hail, Rock and Roll. Okay, maybe. 20th Century N those. Hail, hail, rock and roll. Okay, maybe. 20th century names. Man on board. Aiming to succeed. And gee whiz. Where's our fucking buzzers at, Pat?

When was the 20th century? It was a while ago, wasn't it? Did you see the buzzers around, man? Oh, yeah. Where's the buzzers? We don't have our buzzers. You just punch the table. That's all you need to do.

Okay. 20th century is 1900s? Yes. All right. I'm gonna be good at that. So... Oh, fuck, I see some buzzers. Just one second here now.

How do we pick who goes first? We'll have to roll something. They're a little sticky, guys. I don't need one. How do we pick who goes first? We'll have to roll something. They're a little sticky, guys. I don't need one. Yeah, that's me. All right, we'll flip. We'll throw this in the air.

If it lands on its roof, it's Julian. If it lands on its... Do it. What's the other pair called? The upside right? It's me. Okay. It's undercarriage. So it's Ricky.

Ah, fuck. Okay, Ricky. What category would you like? My favorite category of bubbles. I'm going to go with lungs. Okay. That's your favorite, isn't it? That's my favorite thing to put things in.

The lungs for 200? Yes. Is it hard? It is, isn't it? It's my favorite thing to put things in. The lungs for 200? Yes. Is it hard? It is, isn't it? It's not easy, Ricky. The lungs for 200. Canopic jurors were used to store the lungs of these preserved bodies in ancient Egypt. You should be able to get that.

The pharaohs or something? Man, that's a good answer. Is that good? No. No. Kings? Mummies. I was going to say mummies.

I didn't get a chance to read it. I think they mummified the pharaohs, didn't they? So you're minus 200. Yes. Ricky, you're still on the board. What are the other categories? Hail, hail, rock and roll. 20th century names. Man on board, aiming to succeed in gee whiz.

Let's go gee whiz for 200. Gee whiz. Gee whiz. Let's, uh, let's go gee whiz for 200. Gee whiz. Gee whiz. Fuck. An invention, blank, this 15th century man created the work scene here. What the fuck? That's not a good one. 15th century? No, man. That's

a long time ago. Okay, I can't even access that. I don't know anybody from back then. Here's 400. Nope. Good. Gee whiz. Fuck off. Okay, I can't even access that. I don't know anybody from back then. Here's 400. Nope. Oh, my God. Gee whiz. Fuck off. Oh, this one, no.

Fuck gee whiz. Fuck gee whiz, man. I thought it was like cheese whiz, but no. No. Cheese whiz. That's the Hail Mary Rock and Roll. Hail Hail Rock and Roll for 200. His 1964 hit, Old Pretty Woman, received a Grammy nomination.

Roy Orbison. Roy Orbison. Who is Roy Orbison? Who is Roy? I hit the buzzer first. You just. Ricky had it. He.

He hit the buzzer. I hit the buzzer first, and then he went Roy Orbison. Who is Roy Orbison? Me. Nope. Tied. We are fucking tied. So you're minus 200. See, this is what I'm. Me. Nope. Tied. We are fucking tied. So you're minus 200.

See, this is what I'm talking about, man. He hit the fucking buzzer. I hit the buzzer fucking... When you watch this back, you're going to feel like a fucking asshole. Okay. So that one doesn't count for anybody. Come on. No.

Alex Trebek was... For 400. Here it is get your hands on your buzzers early copies of this group's Versus album

carried on carried the title Five Against One after a lyric in Animal oh my god I can't I can't

come up Versus Versus I can picture it in my fucking head V.S. period V.S. period come on boys I don't come up. Versus? Versus. I can picture it in my fucking head. V.S. period. V.S. period?

Come on, boys. I don't fucking know, man. I don't look at album covers. I'm going to fucking be pissed off when I hear this. You're going to be really pissed off. Because you both like the band. God damn it. Early copies of this group's Versus album carried the title five against one. What is it?

You hit his button. You hit his button. Answer it. It's going off on its own. Answer it. Early copies of this group's Versus album carried the title five against one. What is it? You hit his button. You hit his button. Answer it. It's going off in a zone. Answer it. You hit it with your forehead. Please, Alex. No.

Step up. Oh, my. It's a malfunctioning buzzer. It's not my problem. I'm not doing anything here. There. All right. Don't got it.

Am I coming up with that? It's pissing me off. What year was it? Doesn't say. Boys, come on. I don't know. I know it. What?

Don't give a fuck. Who's Rush? No. No? Okay. Minus. Next question. What is the answer?

Not going to fucking loop me in there. Fucking Pearl Jam, you dummies. Fuck's sakes. I don't think I would have come up with that. Yes, you would have, Ricky. Pearl Jam versus... Don't call me, daughter. I know all the music.

That was the name of the fucking record. Oh, you guys are fucked. Who's next? So that means you lost 400. So it means I bump next. What's the fucking, what are the others? The Lungs, Hail Hail Rock and Roll, 20th Century Names, Man on Board, Aiming to Succeed, and Gee Whiz. Aiming to Succeed.

Next question wins. 200, Aiming to Succeed. 200 aiming to succeed on december 31st 1999 okay he stepped down and named vladimir putin to succeed oh you cocksucker that was gorbachev god damn it no you lost 200 are you fucking kidding me i don't know any of the fuck wasn't it gorbachev oh oh, fuck, I know who it was. I forget his goddamn name. I know what he looks like, man. He's a fucking dirty bastard. What's he look like?

Just a fucking... cocksucker. Don't know. I only had that. That was one. Boris Yeltsin. Fucking goddammit! Ricky, did you know that one? Yes!

Fucking A-Politics. Okay. So that means you're still up. Are we doing... You can't... I'm not... I can't read that. Yeah, I'm doing it.

Dude, same thing. Same category. Aiming to succeed for 400. Same thing, same category. Aiming to succeed for 400. In 1958, Leonard Bernstein succeeded Dimitri Mitropoulos as music director of this orchestra. Leonard Bernstein. Leonard Bernstein.

New York Philharmonic Orchestra. Is that it? 400 bucks. Yeah. Yeah! The most famous. Fuck you, Ricky. The New York Philharmonic.

That was fucking good. That was impressive. Thanks, man. So you're winning now, Julian. What's your next? Same category, buddy. I'm going to fucking clean this one up. 600.

England's Queen Anne was succeeded in 1714 by the first king of this name who barely spoke English. How the fuck are we going to know that? Seriously. Who knows that? Well, how many fucking king names are there? There's not many. George. Are you going to hit your button?

No, he's not very French. George. Ricky. Who's George? Ricky got it. Cheater. What? Cheater.

I didn't. All I said was Ricky. No, in the way. It was the tone. It was the tone. I was just shocked that he got it. Take that one off. I'm winning.

Are we done? No. What else do you want to do? The next one? I don't know. These are hard, man. No, no. Let's go for another category.

The third one. What is it? The third one is 20th century names. Fuck, let's do it. For 200. My God. The last Freemason to be U.S. President, he served for two

years in the 1970s. Oh, that's easy, boys. It is. Freemason, 1970s? He was only two years, so think why would that be? Who was Nixon? No. He was only like a couple years, wasn't he? He was, but who replaced him?

When he stepped down, the next guy was there for two years. You don't know who replaced Richard Nixon? Oh, no, no, no. It wasn't fucking... Jimmy Carter, who is? You? Oh, fuck.

Are you fucking kidding me? I heard you fucking say it. No, I said car. Gerald Ford. Yeah. He got it wrong. Jimmy Carter, he said. Okay, he's going back.

I won. All right. Game over. It's done. Let's do an all or nothing. I like how this fucking pops up when I've already won. Well, I mean, put your money where your mouth is, tough guy. All right, bring it on.

I'm not afraid. How about Hail Hail Rock and Roll for a thousand bucks? Let's do it, man. I know you're going to... This is probably a question he knows and you know it. Nope. I know it. Peter and Gordon's...

No idea. A World Without Love... was penned by this legendary British pair. Legendary British pair. My Jesus, boys. Can you not fucking get that? Peter and Gordon. Peter and Gordon.

Peter Asher. Okay. Oh. Peter Asher was in Peter and Gordon. Okay. Peter Asher's sister was Jane Asher. Mm-hmm. Who used to be the girlfriend.

Okay, of who? Of a very famous person, one of the people that penned the song. So it's a male and a female? No. It's two men. Two men, yes. George Laika? Famous British pair of songwriters.

Holy fuck, boys. There's all kinds, man. No, there's not. There's one famous British pair of songwriters that... Does one of them sing and one of them doesn't? No. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

I thought it might have been Sir Elton John, but... No. The other guy doesn't sing. See, that's a guess, as far as I'm concerned. No, I didn't press my button. I don't care what they say, I won't stay in a world without love. Peter Asher, Jane Asher's brother. They lived...

Peter Asher, Jane Asher's brother, they lived in London, and her boyfriend lived with them at the house for a couple of years. You know what? Bubz. In the mid-60s. What's the answer? We don't care. I win. Tell us what it is.

We're not going to get it. I don't give a fuck anymore. Really. You can't think of the most. Who are the most famous pair of songwriters in history? British. I'm too big, man. I'm thinking, like...

Is it going to be obvious? Yes. The most famous songwriting team of the fucking 20th century. Lennon and McCartney, you dumb cocksuckers. See, that doesn't count. I guess that doesn't fucking count. Yeah, man. You're talking about a duet, I thought.

Yeah, I didn't know that. I said a pair of their fucking, they're the two writers written by Lennon and McCartney. You made it sound like it was a two-person band. Yeah, man. No, I didn't make it sound like it. That's why I said it was Green Day or something. Yeah, you fucked it up.

It was penned by this legendary British pair. Well, on that No, I didn't make it sound like it. That's why I said it was Green Day or something. Yeah, you fucked it up. It was penned by this legendary British pair. Well, on that note, I win. Thank you for your time. It's a carryover. No, it's not a fucking carryover. I think it's a carryover. Yeah, whatever. Let's say goodbye to everybody.

We're done. All right. There's not really many great people who got born until June the 10th. Elizabeth Hurley. Bill Burr. All right, what? Okay, we're done.

Faith Evans? Yeah, good. All right. Done. Say goodbye. You say goodbye. I said hello. Say goodbye.

I've been leaving in the morning. You say goodbye. I say hello. There you go. Rounded it off with a Lennon-McCartney number. Smarter than you. Fuck you, Izzy. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app.

Fuck off.