Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 3 - Looly Looly Looly Chicken

Episode Date: August 21, 2015

What’s on Ricky’s mind this week? Birds in baby helicopters, eyeballs in strange places, and Sharon Stone! We also find out what (or who) Bubbles would do for $10 million… Episode Three is brought to you by Amsterdam Boneshaker 7.1% India Pale Ale!

Check one two are we on? Check check. Check. We're on boys. Yeah we are on. The third podcast is underway. Yeah and apparently people are saying I've been pretty fucked up for the first couple. I don't even remember doing the first couple. But anyway, today I'm not going to get fucked up. I've only had a couple beer. I've elasticed my hands up so I can't really roll too many joints or drink that much. Ricky, what are you doing? You can't have those on there. Well, if I don't do this, I'm going to fucking probably smoke more than I should. Ricky, your fingers will turn fucking blue and fall off.

Get those off there. They're already purple, Rick. They're already purple now. For fuck's sakes. Ricky, you can't just cut the blood off to a fucking limb. I can do it, boys. Ricky, get them off. Your fingers are gonna

fall off. Fuck. See, people can't see this. Only the people that are hearing this. They don't understand what's going on. Ricky's got fucking elastics around his fingers. Okay, this was a dumb idea. They're purple. So tight that his fingers look like, this is a dumb idea. And they're purple. So tight that his fingers look like big purple sausages.

I think you've done permanent damage to your body. Here, Ricky. The other fucking thing that I did, so that I don't sound as dumb, is I actually prepared some things that we could talk about today. Okay, perfect. No way, like current event type things? Ricky. Like current event things. That's what we need. Just a minute, boys.

Okay. Oh, yeah. Ah, fuck. Fuck. Jesus, Murphy. You're lucky you didn't. Okay, that's a lot better. His fingers could have fell off.

This one's still not that purple, so I'll leave that for a bit. And then I can only do half the drinking or half the smoking. That doesn't even make sense. I hope you didn't... Alright. And we're sponsored today by... Bone Shaker. Bone Shaker. Again. Amsterdam Brewery's Bone Shaker Beer. Brought to you by Bone Shaker. Jesus Christ.

What's wrong? Let's just get the other ones off there. Alright, I guess I am double fisting again. Hopefully I don't get too fucked up. So you want to talk about some of my shit? Not a rip, buddy. Very excited to talk about your topics. Ricky, what would you like to talk about?

Wah! Jesus, that stuff fucking grabs ahold of you. Did you just shake again? He gave a little shake. I missed it. See, now I'm fucking getting fucked up again. I don't even remember what the shit... Birds are gonna take over the world.

What the fuck does that mean? What does that mean? I don't know, and then I got baby helicopters in brackets. Baby helicopters? Oh my God, Ricky. And... drones? He's talking, Ricky. Drones? He's talking about drones. Drones.

How baked were you when you wrote up this list? It's the last thing. I was pretty fucked up. Drunk and high, actually. So what are you talking about? Birds are going to take over the world. Do you know about these baby helicopters that fucking everyone has now? Drones, yes.

They're drones. What does that mean? Ricky, I just have to ask this right now. Do you think there's birds inside those flying them? Well, there's got to be something small enough that I'm thinking, okay, birds know how to fly anyway, so if they were in there, they would fucking know how to probably work

with small little helicopters. Ricky. If something small is in there, what, fucking mice are doing it? Mice are birds or flying drones. They're going to take over the world. Oh, shit.

Think about that. That is so fucking stupid, Ricky. How can a bird fly... Who's flying them then, Julian? People. It's a remote control, an RC. It's a guy, like,

fucking flying them, man, from land. You mean the little helicopters with the four little rotors that you see people have them now? Yeah. You thought birds were flying those fucking things. Well, baby birds are maybe something small that's smart. Birds are pretty small and smart, aren't they?

Birds aren't that smart. God. They can fucking go south and get back. Yeah, but they don't know how to fucking fly drones. They don't know how to fucking... How can they even move the switches, man? Oh, you think they're actually inside of them? Yes, he thinks they're inside the little helicopter.

Fuck. Okay, well, I didn't fucking know. Sorry, guys. I didn't know that we were that smart and we'd created things you could fly like that. Fuck. I don't want this shit. Ricky, you know...

Oh, no, we're fucking... We're doing this now. You're smoking that. And I'll tell you right now, it's fucking strong, because I was planning on smoking it when we were done. Well, here, I don't want this scent. Well, I just had some, so you better. You fucking pussy.

Pussy. Jesus Christ. Go fuck yourself. I'll smoke this. If I'm going to get fucked up again and embarrass myself, then you should probably do the same. Well, Ricky, I can't fucking believe that you thought drones were being flown by little birds.

I'm sure there's a lot of people out there that fucked up. There's actually some of them though that are like artificial intelligence. I was reading about that. That's getting fucking dangerous. I saw. What are you talking about, artificial intelligence? So it's artificial. It's not even real

intelligence. No, it's like. It's not even real intelligence. No, it's like machines that can think, Ricky. And it's, I saw, who was saying it? Who's the smart, you know, the super smart guy? Hawkins? In the wheelchair, yes. Stephen Hawkins was talking about it, and he said it's the biggest fucking threat right now,

artificial intelligence, because if people, once they figure out how to do it, I guess it's getting close, and then, you know, it's going to be like Terminator. Boys, don't fucking tell me that machines are going to fuck with us. It's possible. I've seen those movies. It's pretty fucking hard to kill the machines. Stephen Hawking said it. So when is this all supposed to go down?

Are we talking, like, in our lifetime, or...? Yes, that's what I mean. He was saying this is not that far off. Years, he was saying. That's pretty fucked up. Well, we may as well fucking give her her for a few years till that happens, because then we're fucked. I know, I can't.

I don't want to be dealing with terminators. All right, I fucked up the fucking bird drone baby helicopter thing, I guess. But I'm glad we all know, and all the people listening probably now know, that that's the case. All right, there's this other guy, Novak DJ Okovic. He's a tennis player, and he's fucking pissed off because some fans were smoking fucking weed during his match.

Sorry, Rick, could you just repeat his name? I missed that the first time. It's from a different country, so I'm not great at saying those type of names, but Novak DJ Okovic. Ricky. Here. How the fuck do you say it? It's Novak Djokovic.

Who gives a fuck? He's a tennis player. He was pissed because someone spoke of weed, so fuck it. He was saying his last name is DJ. Did you actually think he was a DJ, Rick? I don't know. I don't know the fucking guy. Ricky, all those letters are in one word.

You pronounce them all. It's not... You don't say DJ. It's D silent. It's Djokovic. Why is the D there? It's dumb. Because that's the way they spell it. The D's there for dumb name. All right, it is a bit of a dumb name. Anyway, fuck. Big deal. It's not a dumb name if All right, it is a bit of a dumb name. Anyway, fuck.

It's not a dumb name if you live over where he lives. It's a normal name. I don't even like that guy. Well, he should be pissed when people smoke weed. Oh, yeah, exactly. Let them smoke weed. Fuck off. Why was he pissed at people smoking weed?

He said it was distracted or something. Probably because he loves weed so much he couldn't fucking handle it. He wasn't smoking it with them. Who is he? He's a tennis player. He's like the Doverwood Rag tennis player. Oh, and people in the stands were smoking weed when he was trying to... Well, I don't fucking blame him.

He's a goddamn top athlete. You don't want to be out there, you know, breathing in weed. Smokey needs his lungs. Yeah, but tennis is probably a lot fucking funner to watch if you're baked. I agree. Well, sure it is, but tennis is probably a lot fucking funner to watch if you're baked. I agree. Well, sure it is, but... And who knows, maybe the guy had a fucking... prescription.

Doesn't matter, Ricky. You can't just fucking smoke joints at a tennis match and make the tennis players high. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I think it, you know, he should lighten up a bit. He's not, what, is he gonna get high from smoke get high from smoke coming in from up in the balcony or something? I think it was making him angry because he wasn't smoking. How do you say his name? Djokovic. Djokovic. He didn't think it was much of a Djokovic.

I don't get it. Get it? Fuck, no, yeah, it was a good one. No. His name's Djokovic, Ricky, and I said he doesn't think it's a joke, a vich. Like I used his name. A itch? What's itch? It's a joke of itch. You shouldn't have to explain a joke.

Like he's itchy? Is that what you mean? Mm-hmm. It's... He was trying to be funny. You know what? We probably shouldn't have smoked that until after, but fuck it. Let's just roll with it. Russia plans to burn foreign cheese. Okay, I have no idea what the fuck that is. Boys, maybe I shouldn't have wrote down these notes. What is it? Next time I write foreign cheese. Okay, I have no idea what the fuck that is.

Boys, maybe I shouldn't have wrote down these notes. Next time I write down notes, I guess I shouldn't be fucked up. Russia plans to burn foreign cheese. Just wait, I have to Google this? Why would they do that? I don't even know what that is. Is it a threat or are they jealous because they have better cheese? Oh, the next one's even more fucked. Just wait, I have to verify this.

Google. For those of you watching, not able to watch because you're only listening to it, I am Googling Russia. It's probably going to be boring. Burns cheese. It says plans. I don't know.

Anything popping up there? Burn cheese. Oh, my fuck my it's real okay good because if it wasn't that'd be super they have a mountain like a small mountain of legally imported european cheese all right well that's not that exciting where did you get this information i don't know i don't remember wait it says look that up. It says something about bacon. Right here? Yeah. Here, you, I can't. You read it. Cheese and bacon? How do we get from fucking burning cheese to bacon?

A food crematoria. Wow. They're really fucked up over there, man. Okay, so the Russians are burning all the cheese. That's exciting stuff. Eyeballs and ass. No idea. Oh, fuck. Whoa, whoa, what the fuck? How did it leave? Malfunction.

27 seconds more? Malfunction. Turn it off. I don't know, but this is probably not in the contract. You can't. Oh, God. Just get it out of there. Jesus.

Wow. What a fuck up that was. Ricky, what the fuck did you light up? I don't know. I rolled that for afterwards. So it was a bit of honey oil with some finger hash and some kind of, it's not purple kush, it's ice kush or something fucked. So now we're fucked again.

No, well yes. So we probably shouldn't talk about the eyeballs and ass because I don't remember what the fucking- Eyeballs and ass? Just wait, I need to know. What, what, is there anything else written down? It just remember eyeballs and ass just wait i need to know what is there anything else written down just says eyeballs and ass number two eyeballs in ass and i was number two okay just out of curiosity let's just wait here i'm just gonna google

eyeballs in ass. Oh my God. Wyoming man found with 30 eyeballs in his anal cavity. What? That's a fucking real headline. Just wait. Wyoming man found with 30 eyeballs in his anal cavity. What the fuck?

Why? I hope they were not human eyeballs, I hope. Look at the guy. Can you read it? Oh my God, okay, this is one of the craziest things we've ever seen. What the fuck? Made routine traffic stop early Thursday morning and got more than they bargained for when Roy Tibbitt, 51, stepped out of Zalcamino for a field sobriety test.

Casper police noticed several eyeballs slide from his right pant leg onto the road. Ricky where are you getting this information? He actually shit out some eyeballs. Wow okay. Roy and his El Camino I fucking know a guy named Roy that drives El Camino I don't think he's from Wyoming though. I hope he doesn't have eyeballs shoved up his... I'm pretty sure he doesn't shove eyeballs in his ass. Yeah, that was... His ancient cavity. His anal cavity, Ricky. Ancient cavity.

You know what, boys? I don't know if we should be talking about stuff that I wrote down, because I don't remember writing it down. I don't even remember what the fuck it's about. So what do you guys want to talk about? Well, I want to know what you have next on the list. So do I. Oh, it's Sharon Stone posing nude.

That was kind of all right. Oh, Sharon Stone. 57. 57. Sweet Jesus. Yeah, she's sexy. Sharon Stone, remember in the movie when she uncrossed her legs and you see the little thing wink at you?

It's a little what? The what? In her pants, something winked. You know, as the camera's going, you don't know that scene. That's the most famous scene she was ever in. She's sitting like this and she uncrosses her legs, crossed them the other way.

I remember that. And the camera kind of saw up there and something winked. Okay, this is what I want to know. How many attempts to pause it right at the perfect spot did it take you until you got it? i know you did it you paused it didn't you yeah but i couldn't get the tracking to work on the vcr so it was always doing this you couldn't get it so you did why did you pause it well who didn't julian you think i'm the only one sitting home trying to pause that that was like the fifth or sixth time i caught my dad masturbating. He was doing that. Ray? Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. What a horrible thing to walk into. You walk in on Ray, tugging it? Oh, yeah, a few times. He fucking gives her, too. Well, that's okay. But the Sharon Stone thing reminds me of the thing, this, feed your bird, or what was it again?

Get your bird hungry, or? Get your bird, what? That's the slogan he came up with. Or the beer. Get your bird hungry or? Get your bird, what? That's the slogan he came up with. Perf the beer. Get your bird hungry? Yeah, you know, he's got it. Sharon Stone's bird was hungry in that movie. Cause he thinks it's gonna go.

It's fucked up. Do you know what he means? Yeah, I know what he means, Pops. He's gonna eat it up. He used to make a pretty good sideways one of those. Remember that when we were younger? Ricky, I can't do that. Do it, man. I can't do that.

Your mouth is even bigger now. It'll look great. Yeah, we gotta look right into the camera and do it. What, when I used to do this? Yeah, that's awesome. Feed your bird. Boys, we're gonna have to cut that out of there. You said cut.

I was thinking it was only audio. I was thinking it was only audio, but people on Swearin' Hat just saw me do that. Okay, are we done? Ricky, we just got going. We haven't even started yet. Fuck. Okay, what's next on the list?

I'm fucked up again. All right, okay. Excuse me, everybody. What do you want? Is this number five? What's number five over there? Oh, that was the... Sharon.

Rick. What a horrible burp, man. Eyeballs and ass is done. Bird is hungry. Ricky. I don't know what the bird is doing. We're gonna have to make a fucking new burp rule. Yeah.

The Queen made greased bricks remark at news of Diana's crash. Oh, I read that. I remember this. I read that. The Queen said something, you know how Princess Diana got in that crash years ago? Yeah. The Queen said something not very nice, I think. Why? I think she said somebody, you know, she said somebody must have greased the brakes or something

like that. Was she trying to be funny? I don't know, but I think people are pissed off. Maybe she knows more than she's letting on. Maybe she may have put some butter or something on the brakes. Yeah, people have been saying that shit for years, man. But I think if the queen was gonna,

I think she'd probably have somebody do it on her behalf. I don't think Queen Elizabeth's gonna go down to the garage and just, you know, nobody around. Just a little butter on there. She's not gonna do that herself. Well, then she wouldn't get caught because as soon as you get someone else involved, that's how you get caught.

That's why if she was going to do something like that, she probably did do it herself. She definitely did not do it herself, Frankie. She didn't. That isn't what they're saying. They're not saying maybe she did die. I'm not saying that either. I love the queen. Oh, my God. It's fucked up.

All right. Anything else on the list here, or what's going on here? Oh my god. It's fucked up. Alright. Anything else on the list here or what's going on here? Oh. The Dragon's Den. I don't know if that means I want to go in and fucking fight a dragon or... Dragon's Den. Dragon's Den? That's a TV show. Maybe you were talking about Dragon's Den.

Why would I be talking about that TV show? I was talking to you about it a few days ago. i said we should go on the dragon's den you know go on and ask for money to do the podcast maybe they would oh that's the yeah this show where you go on and ask yeah i get it now lucy thinks one of those guys is hot fucking sucks. Which guy? Tall, handsome fella. Tall, handsome fella? Handsome. Well, they're all not bad looking, I guess, but there's one guy that really sort of stands out. So there's one guy that's really hot.

I'm not saying he's hot, but Lucy thinks he's hot. Oh, and plus you think he's hot. You think they're all handsome. I never said that. Especially this one guy. Ricky, you just said all the Dragon's Den guys are handsome. See, here we go again. Fucking bone shaker and whatever this one is and fucking joints. Now I'm fucking talking silly. You're talking more than silly.

You look like you've got a crush on somebody. And you possibly want to bang somebody on the Dragon's Den. Lucy does. Okay? Oh, I bet you it's the Mike Wackerly fellow, the nice hair, the guy with the nice hair. Yeah, that's him. Because he is, I'll give him that. That's him, I think. He is handsome. You know it's him. It's Weckerle. He is handsome.

Attracted to him. There you go. There's nothing wrong with saying that. Doesn't mean we want to bang him. Well, I mean, there's a difference between what I said. There's that one guy is handsome, and my God, all the men on Dragon's Den are handsome? Yeah. Those are two very different statements. You want to do a threesome? You, Lucy, and me.

No, I've never fucking thought about that or said anything close to that. For $5,000, would you do it? It's a lot of money. I don't know. $10,000. Let's not talk about this anymore. Oh, no. Speaking about money.

I was having a threesome with that guy. Fucking really crazy guy that's always speaking his mind. Who, Kevin Nealon? That's not his name. Kevin Nealon? Kevin O'Rierson? Kevin O'Grady? O'Reilly.

Kevin? O'Reilly. O'Shaughnessy. No, man. Now you're all fucked. I know who it is, man. Kevin O'Neady? O'Reilly. Kevin... O'Reilly. O'Shaughnessy. No, man. Now you're all fucked. I know who it is, man. Kevin O'Neil.

No. No, man. Goddammit. You know. Mr. Wonderful, they call him. Just call him Mr. Wonderful. Kevin, you know, the... O'Leary.

O'Leary. There we go. Fuck you guys are stupid. No, we're baked. You're just... You're stupid. Kevin... What about Kevin O'Leary? You want to bang Kevin O'Leary?

I don't want to bang him, no. And I don't think Lucy does either. She might, I don't even know. But he's just fucking hardcore and I like that about him. Doesn't take any shit. And you think he's handsome? I'm not saying he's handsome. You did say...

That would make him... No, no, no, you said they were all... More attractive because he's hardcore. No, you said all of them were handsome, especially one dude. I didn't say they were all handsome. I said none of them were bad. Let's just analyze that last statement. You said it would make him more attractive

because he's hardcore. You know what? So you're attracted to rough and tough guys. Yeah. I'm not, no, I'm not anything. What I'm telling you is that what we just smoked is just making me be brutally honest. Oh, honesty weed. Honesty weed.

Yeah, well, you're also attracted to men when you smoke it. I think you guys are good looking. Doesn't mean I wanna bang you. Like, okay, you know, let's just, let's just get off this. Thank you, Ricky. See, that's what you're supposed to say when someone says that. It's just a weird thing to say, man.

Well, I guess I'm weird. And I'm dumb, is that what you think too? And thing to say, man. Well, I guess I'm weird. And I'm dumb, is that what you think too? And I'm maybe a little bit drunk again, and I'm high. Is that what you think? Yeah, well, yeah, you said it, man. Well, that's all right, Ricky. What's wrong with that?

Yeah, listen to this one. Speaking of people giving people money, Kylie Jenner offered ten million, she's been offered ten million dollars to do it with Tyga on camera. Tyga Woods? That'd be quite a fucking porno. Not Tyga Woods, Tyga. Tyga, you know, he's a rapper.

He's a rapper? Who the fuck are you talking about? Tyga? Tyga, yeah. Tyga. That's not his real name. Well, I don't know. That's his rapper's name, man. That's his rap name. Iga. That's not his real name. Oh, I don't know. That's his rap name, man. That's his rap name. I mean, it could be his real name.

He could be like John Tyga or something. Yeah, he's been seeing her for a while, right? And she's been underage. Okay, he's older. How much did they get off? Ten million. Ten million. I hope they're going to do it.

Well, that's a lot to ask, Ricky. I mean, you're going to be in a porno, basically. She's 18. I don't think your family knows. Oh, I mean, you're gonna be in a porno, basically. She's 18. I mean, you have $10 million. Oh, I mean, I'd do it. Don't fucking get me wrong. $10 million? I'd be...

I'd be in there. With Tyga? No, not with Tyga. What if it was a threesome with Tyga? Well, hang on. Now, that's a whole different kettle of worms. Right there. Definitely it's not enough.

Literally, literally different kettle of worms. I wouldn't want to get probably next to Tyga. He's probably packing. Yeah, probably, bubs, huh? I know. I don't know what made you think of that. Ten million, you'd do it. A threesome, straight up.

No, I don't think so. That's a lot of money, Ten million, you'd do it. A threesome, straight up. No, I don't think so. That's a lot of money, man. But if it was just me and her, I would. Do it. Okay. Well, I'm glad we got that cleared up. Yeah.

Yeah. And then this one here. Oh, just wait a... It is Tiger Woods. I read it wrong. Oh, no, it isn't. No, it's not. That would it wrong. Oh, no, it isn't. No, it's not. That would be awesome.

No, I thought, look, they put an ad with Tiger Woods in it. Right there, next to the thing. And I thought it was Tiger Woods. Nice. Well. Is this, are we finished now, bubs? No, do we? Fucking podcast.

Stupid fucking name. It is a stupid name. Should be PodCash. Doesn't make sense. Because we're doing it for the cash. Or PotCast. Or PodCash. PodCast is okay, but PodCash-

What does it even fucking mean? PodCast. Like it's a pod, like a fucking pea, or a pod of whalefish, or- and then cast, like you're just casting fucking shit out there to catch the pod of whale fish or... And then cast, like you're just casting fucking shit out there to catch the pod of whale fish. What the fuck are they talking about? It's like a fishing term for a fucking radio. No, well, you can look, Ricky.

You can think of it like that. We're doing a pod cast, so we're kind of like in the pod right now. It's not, well, I guess. No, we're kind of making the pod. So imagine the pod is like a little pod, about this big, and we're making the show here, the radio show. And then we twist it into the pod.

We stuff it in there like that. And then we put it on a fishing rod and we cast it to the world. So you'd be in space to do that, like maybe on the moon. It's not going to the moon, man. It's just out there on the internet. People are like, you know, going on iTunes. But it's like we're casting it to the world. I mean... Cast it out there.

I mean, like standing on the moon, casting towards the Earth. Which I guess you could look at it like that, Ricky, but this doesn't broadcast on the moon. I don't want you to get that idea. Why not? Because we're not on the moon. There's nobody on the moon, Ricky. Why would you broadcast something to the moon?

There's nobody there to hear it. Sometimes people go there to visit. It would be nice if they had something to listen to while they're there. Nobody visits the moon, Ricky. Who does? Different people. I don't know. Russians. There's nobody on the moon, Ricky. The Russians don't visit the moon. Nobody visits the fucking moon anymore.

Some people went to the moon years ago, but they got the space station now. They don't fuck with the moon. Are we on there? Where? Space station. Our show? Yeah. Well, technically it is, because they have Wi-Fi up there.

That's pretty cool. Because Chris Hadfield was always tweeting, you know, so they got Internet. So, yes, technically this is broadcast to space. So you think that's cooler than anything? It's pretty cool. Maybe we could get an astronaut on as a guest. Live from space. It's good to get, like, anybody as a guest,

because it's not happening. There's a show number three. Well, let's not do any more of these unless we get a fucking guest. Fuck it. Well, who do you want to get for a guest? I don't know. Somebody cool. Somebody famous.

If you could have any guest on the podcast, Ricky, who would it be? Rocky Balboa. Well, that's a character, Rick. Right. He'd be a fucking cool guy to have on here, though. Start showing us some knockout moves. Ricky, you're fucked.

Who would you have on? I bet it's going to be some fucking famous male movie star. No, no. What about that chick? Big muscles, great shape. Rhonda. Rhonda, the fighter. UFC fighter that just kicked the shit out of that other chick.

See, she'd be a good guest. Rhonda. What's her name? I forget her name. From school? No, no, no. Rhonda the Honda? No, no, no.

That Rhonda one. I thought you meant Rhonda the Honda that went to school. Not Rhonda the Honda. I forgot about Rhonda the Honda. She's awesome. She'd be a good guest, though. Yeah. Yeah, she could definitely suck some things back.

Ricky, people know what you're talking about. I meant, you know, beer, joints. Beer, delicious bone shaker beer. Beer fubs, take some more of that, will you? Holy fuck, boys. I might have to shut this down. I got too fucked up again, quickly. What's this stuff you keep fucking rolling up, Rick?

It was a post-show joint that got lit early. Well? Is it too early for a nap? Rick, you can't take a fucking nap. I have no idea how long we've been sitting here, talking. Feels like days. Maybe weeks. That'd be freaky.

That'd be freaky. We were on here for a week. A week? Give me your lighter. Boy, sometimes weeks come and go, don't they? Rick did teach me something the other night that was pretty cool. Check this out, man.

Yeah, if you're ever in a- We're laying up a bonfire. I learned that in the car. It was fucking cold one night. Had no kindling. Had a bag of Doritos. I sacrificed half the bag. Oh my God.

Put them on fire and started a fucking wicked little bonfire. What the Dorito? Chip. It's kind Dorito? Chip? It's kind of got a nice, it's like an incense stick. But it smells like Doritos. If you're ever fucking cold and got nothing to light a fire with, bag of Doritos.

That'll burn for a while, man. Just put that right there. Well, don't burn his table. For those of you who are only listening to the podcast, Julian just lit a fucking Dorito chip on fire. She lit on fire. I didn't know you could light Dorito chips on fire. Is there a reason why you're fucking lighting my table on fire, man? There, man.

I was watching it. Now you got to eat it. Fuck that. Here, you eat it. I'm not eating it. It must be because there's so much fucking grease in it. No comment. Would it be because there's so much fucking grease in it. No comment.

Would it be? Why would it light? Or you know what it is? They're made with GMO corns. That's why. GMO cords? GMO corn, I bet you in those Doritos. What the fuck are you talking about? Aren't they made of corn? Aren't they like corn chips? Yeah, they're corn chips.

Yeah, what'd you say with GM chips? Yeah, they're corn chips. Yeah, they're corn chips. GMOs, Genetically Modified Organisms. That's in all the fucking food now. Like edibles? Yeah, they genetically modify all the... They put fucking spider silk into fucking cows to get it in the... It's crazy. Bob, you've been watching too many movies, man.

No, Ricky, this is the real thing. GMOs are fucking everything over. That's why you want to eat organic things. Maybe that's what was in that joint, because I am fucked over. Jesus, Ricky. There you go. Play with my little pilot. Play with what? I took a couple more of those bow shakers. Call it a day.

Play with your pilot? What are you gonna do with that pilot, Ricky? I don't know. But he looks kinda cool right now. Maybe these eyeballs. Okay. Alright, boys. So you're just shutting her down? I think I have to.

I'm fucked again. I'm starting to sweat. All right, well... I need to eat. If he wants to take off, I'm taking off. Well, fuck, boys. I'm not gonna sit here and do it by myself. Why don't you just get up and leave?

You guys are assholes. Do we have to say bye? Well we should Don't you think? Goodbye So that ends the podcast for today I've been your host Bubbles

Brought to you by Bone Shaker Beer Looly loo, looly chicken. What? I don't know, boys. I'm fucked. Sweet, Ricky. Did you just make that up? Is that a song?

I was writing that song last night because I thought there were so many dumb songs that I could write a better one. And that was an original one there, the Looly, looly, loo one there. The Luli Luli Luli Chicken. How does it go? Luli Luli Luli Chicken. What's Luli Luli mean?

I don't know, it's like the Lulis. Yeah, what's a Luli though? I don't know what a Luli is. That island. They wear all the grass skirts. Hawaii? Luli? It's Hawaii. Hawaiian chicken.

Luli, luli, luli chicken. What did you think luli meant? See, this is what I didn't want to happen. I got too fucked up. And now I'm looking like an idiot again. So I'm fucking leaving with my bone shakers. Just one second, Ricky, before you go. Just tell me what you thought luli was. It's just the type of... That's what they call the people of Hawaii sometimes. Before you go, just tell me what you thought luli was.

It's just the type of... That's what they call the people of Hawaii sometimes. Lulis, isn't it? Lulis. Okay, so even if that was the fucking case, which it's not, they don't call Hawaiian people lulis. Luli hoops. That's hula hoop. Hula hoop.

And that's not native to Hawaii. I don't believe that was created in Hawaii. Anyway, even if it was a person, Luli, what does Luli, Luli, Luli, chicken mean? I don't remember why I came up with the words or what I was thinking about it. I guess it's a little chicken running around in Hawaii. You're hungry and you're like trying to call him over to catch him.

So you're saying, Luli, Luli're like trying to call yeah, Ricky's Dom. No, I love the song. It's catchy. Loo-lee, loo-lee, loo-lee, chicken. Loo-lee, loo-lee, loo-lee, chicken. All right, this is fine. I gotta leave. I look Dom again, don't I? Fuck. Loo-lee, loo-lee, loo-lee, chicken.

Loo-lee, loo-lee, loo-lee, chicken. Loo-lee, loo-lee, loo-leely chicken. Looly, looly, looly chicken. Looly, looly, looly chicken. Fuck am I doing? That's the end of the podcast. I'm right out of here. Thank you.