Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 3 - Maria, I Don't Dirty Dance

Episode Date: June 10, 2024

The Boys take a day trip to jail for a special Park After Dark. There's baby eels, boas, kitty vending machines and a little wooden prick... f****kkk! Plus: Julian gets demolished by TPB super fan Maria!

To watch the video of Perk After Dark, go to swear-not.com or go to the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. Well, this is kind of fucking weird that we're shooting this in jail right now, boys. This is a bit weird. I don't think it's weird. Like, how'd you pull this off? They just let us, everybody's outside and we're in here. It is a bit weird. I don't think it's weird. Like, how'd you pull this off? They just let us, everybody's outside and we're in here.

It's a special, special event. It's a special occasion. I think, you know what? I don't think we're gonna be getting out of here today. Yes, we are. No, we're good, man.

Really? I mean, you might not be. I am. Which is all I'm worried about. No, no, if I'm stuck in here, it's your fault. All I'm concerned about is whether I get to leave or not. Well, that's all.

I'm coming with you. I'm not spending the day as much as I have to. We'll see. It is a special day. It is June the 7th. What's so fucking special about June the 7th? There's a lot of cool people got born on June the 7th, but we also have a special guest here

that we will be talking to at some point. Right. Okay. That's right. So we're just going to go off. The Grinch. Who's being a Grinch man? You are.

I'm just keeping it real, Buffs. All right, so we're just going to continue on as if it's the perk after Dirk. It is the perk after Dirk. Say hi to the people. Hey, what's going on? I'm your host today, Julian. This is Perk After Dirk. Julian the Musk After Dark. Say hi to the people. What's going on? I'm your host today, Julian. This is Perk After Dark. Julian the Muscle Grinch.

Not the Muscle Grinch. I am the co-host. Here we are live. Richard LaFleur. Richard LaFleur. At Sunnyvale Correctional Center. And we have a special guest today. But first, we're going to talk about some shit.

Like the man that ran naked down the aisle of the Virgin Airwaves? What? Yeah. What are you talking about? He ran naked down the aisle of a Virgin Airways flight in Australia and tackled

the flight attendant. Where's Wang now? Full bird exposure. Yeah. Wow, man. So, okay, why did he do this? Why?

He just lost it? They're not sure. He's at a hospital and they're trying to find that out. Oh, he's at a hospital. Okay, so he had some mental fucking issues. Well, good for him, man. Sometimes when you get super stressed,

your brain goes, rip your clothes off and run down an aisle. On a plane. That'll fix it. All right, well, the hope is... That's just sometimes the way your brain operates. All right, I got a really crazy fucking story here, boys. This is insane.

Can you imagine walking down the street and you're having a good, lovely little walk? Oh, that'd be amazing. Fuck, boss, I'm not done, man. I'm just setting it up. Oh. And you see some mariachis, you know, the guys. I got the fucking story right here.

Getting into a full-on fight, a gang of those guys getting into a fight with some guys that, you know. Breathe fire. Breathe fire. Dragons? No, man. There's the ones that, you know. There's the fucking. Fire guys.

Street performers that breathe fire and spit out fire. They spit fire like Gene Simmons. Yeah, like your mother. They got in a fucking fight over territory where they were going to busk. And the mariachis were beating the fuck out of this guy. Mariachis are the little puppets on the string, aren't they? No, no, no, no. It's the guitar players, man.

Oh, mariachis. Just, you know. I'm thinking of marionettes. No. So it looked like it was game over for Fire Breather, and then he started fucking getting the flames going. Oh, did he? Oh, yeah, lit a guy on fire.

I got a video here, boys. This will show everything. Just a second. Oh, fuck, I keep fucking... He got him with the fire? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, man. Jesus, they weren't fucking around then.

Tarantino shit, man. Look at this. Look, buddy. He's like, come at me. So he's got him in a headlock. Then another mariachi comes over, and he tries it in with the guitar, and buddy gets him right in the face with the flames. Jesus, Murphy, that sounds like quite a twister.

That would be incredible, man. See, that's entertainment. What is? People getting, you know, getting into a fight with guitars and fire and all that shit. That's like old school shit. That's called professional wrestling. It's called a Quentin Tarantino movie. That's what it is, basically.

So I found that quite amusing myself. Where did you get this fantastic blend, Ricky? It was just partial bags in the cupboard mixed together. We should patent it. Okay. Get that off to the patent office. This one here, I'm on the fence, and you... It's like you got the good guy on your shoulder and the bad guy on your shoulder.

Yeah. You know what an elver is? A who? Elver. Elver, no. It's a baby eel. Baby eel's called an elver. Yeah. You sure about that, Ricky? You don't have that fucked up? Elver. Elver, no. It's a baby eel. Baby eel's called an elver. Yeah.

You sure about that, Ricky? You don't have that fucked up? I could. I can't. You'd think it'd be like an eel-er. An elver. An elver sounds like a baby elf. Okay, I don't...

I thought it sounded like an old elf. Respect your elvers. People are poaching these fucking things and selling them. They're worth a shit ton. What, eels? These little baby alvers. People are poaching these fucking things and selling them. They're worth a shit ton. What, eels? These little baby alvers. They just caught 240 pounds of them worth a half million bucks. What?

What? Being shipped overseas, yeah. Who is it, Alvers Presley? Alvers Presley. So I'm thinking, fuck, fuck, boys, we've got to start poaching eels. Are they? Okay, there's got to be something special about these eels, because you can go down the brook, and they're fucking everywhere.

Well, that's where people are stealing them from. And they're worth money. Tons. Why? Because they're hard, here's the problem, you can't fucking, you can't breed them, eels. They have like a five-phase life cycle. They go from like rivers to oceans and back and forth. Bullshit.

It's true. It's a true story. That's true. It's called science, Julian. You should look into it sometime. But there's... No, man. There's a problem.

There's fucking eels in that pond, and that pond is not connected to the fucking ocean. So someone's fucking up here. Birds. They have a deal with the birds. Peck them up, fly them over, drop them off. Some people in certain parts of the world pay 100 bucks for a small plate of elvers.

But they're worth a fortune. But the problem is now all the goddamn eels are gonna become endangered. Because they're taking away all their babies. How do you cook the elvers? Didn't find out, but listen to this. One pound has 2,000 to 4,000 alvers in it. One pound?

And how much is a pound? Oh, so they're just like little. They're like little the size of rice or something. It's like eating a bowl of rice. I guess. So they're basically like little worms. Fucking gross, man. That doesn't sound great, does it? So I don't know.

It's to poach or not to poach is the debate we're going to have. Poach. Money. Money. Save the eels. Money will always win in that fucking war. That's not true. I'm on team save the eels.

Why? Because I don't think you need a big fucking ball of eels. Your muscles are big enough. I wouldn't eat fucking eels anyway. They're disgusting, man. You've caught them before. You catch them, they wrap around your fucking ankles and shit. No, they don't.

They leave like a slimy shit on you. Oh, I was going to say something right there, but I... What were you going to say? I reeled it in because of... No, go for it. Tell everybody. No, I reeled it in just to be nice. What, there's slimy stuff around my ankle.

What are you... What? Where are you going with that? Hmm. I think people can figure it out. All right. Whatever. All right, we have another boa constrictor coming up from the toilet.

Fuck, Jesus. Why does that happen so much? This time in Russia, man. In Russia? It's in Russia. It's not a native snake species, is it? It's not. It was a pet, and it got loose, and it decided to go into the owner's

toilet, which in turn, the thing went for a little cruise round. Somebody else's toilet. And there was a lady that went down to sit down to take a whiz, and oopsie daisies. Clamped right on. No, it didn't clamp. It just gave her a little...

Oh, this is a woman. Maybe it was Vladimir Putin's. Could have been Vladimir Putin's boa constrictor. Why would you say... He's living in a fucking apartment building. Does he have a boa constrictor? All the pipes are connected, Julian. Even the pipes to his palace.

There's not a chance, Bob. Why does he have a bow and constrictor? Because he's into that type of thing. He likes taking pictures of himself with his shirt off. Who does? Vladimir Putin. Because he's in good shape, man. He's the man in that country.

He's the man, see? People look up to him there, man. Sounds like you do, too. I don't either. I think He's the man. People look up to him there, man. Sounds like you do, too. I don't either. I think he's fucking crazy. Would you fight Vladimir Putin in a fist fight? In a second. Would you?

I would take him down in a second. I don't care if he's KGB or whatever the fuck he is, what training, he'd be going down. I think I'm much taller than him anyway. All right, bubs. This is going on right now in China. I just want to get your thoughts on it. Self-service pet vending machines. That's right.

That's what's going on there. Check this out. Live pets and vending machines. You can't do that. Look at that. Kitties in there. There's kitties. There's other animals. Terrible. Okay, what's the difference Between that You know compared to being

In a fucking pet shop And you see them in cages And people are coming up Who the fuck's Looking after them Is there a little attendant Lives in the fucking machine Probably robots or something

I don't fucking know Robot fed Robots Look they've got little holes In the fucking little holes So they can breathe So they don't suffocate I. I don't fucking know. Robot fed. Robots! Look, they've got little holes in the fucking little holes so they can breathe so they don't suffocate. I mean, they don't look like they're very active. Cat only needs to be fed once a week anyway. Yeah, man.

Cat doesn't get fed once a week, Ricky. This is why all your pets die. Right here. Yeah, you don't have luck with pets, so you know nothing about pets. I'm not good with fish. But, Fuzz, I don't know, man. I don't know what about pets. I'm not good with pets. I don't know, man. I don't know what to think.

I don't know why this is so much, this is like worse than... It's terrible. At least in the store, there's people, you know, people that work at the store that are going in and feeding them, and you can't have a cat in a fucking vending machine. All right, here's my thoughts on that, Buffs. If you had a setup like that right beside your shed, people can put in, dispense their money.

I'm sure you can do something. We could make a lot of money off this. I'm not putting a cat vending machine next to my shed. Maybe we should bring in our guests and see what... Yeah, let's get it. I think this is a great idea. Let's get a second opinion. This is a big moneymaker, man.

I'm telling you, you could easily do this. We can get an ATM, steal the fucking guts from that, put it into a thing. No. All right. Come on over here, Maria. Maria, you are coming on. Okay.

Drum roll. Come on in here if you want. Can you come around here? Yeah. Slide it right in here. All right. All the way from O'Leary, Prince Edward Island. That's right.

Which is on the west side of the island. There we go. Good straight. Maria. We have Maria. Yes. Welcome to jail. High five.

Maria is a super fan. I would, if there was a Trailer Park Boys trivia contest, this is who I would put my money on right now. Or Jeopardy or something? Yep. She'd go head-to-head with anybody on facts, lines, you know, from the show. Even if we were the contestants, she would still do it. Oh, she would destroy me. I don't know anything.

I can't remember. I have no memory. That's probably from all the booze and stuff I've smoked in my life. You have some memory, Ricky. Do I? He doesn't have much of a memory, man. He can remember things. I'd say he's in the single digits of fucking brain cells right now, Bubz.

Come on, he can't remember. Very. Fuck great, Ricky. Means you got nine or less. So what are your thoughts on a kitty cat vending machine? That's it. Cat vending machine? Yeah, what do you think?

I think that's... Terrible. No. Don't listen to him. Well, it is terrible. But? Because the cats are trapped inside there. Exactly.

And they could physically suffer and die. Exactly. I have cats at home, and I wouldn't want them in a vending machine. Found it. Yeah. Well, no, the thing is, before they suffer and die...

Seriously, though. If you really think about it... Hear me out. Don't take any shit off them. Now, listen, before they start looking a little ragged and stuff... There's no way to feed them. Julian, they're going to suffer and die.

Yeah, but no, before they get to the point, you put a big spork in it. You're getting dummy. Closing an oat sale or some kind of a sale. There's no way of getting them out, and they're just going to die with the dead corpse inside. No, no, no. It's like an ATM thing.

You put your goddamn card in. And it spits a kitty out at the bottom. What if the gears get all mangled? Sometimes you know how a bag of chips or a chocolate bar gets stuck? It just keeps turning on it. And it keeps turning on it, grinding it up. Then what do you do? Okay, then you've got other cats to choose from. I'm sure you can press a button and refund your money. It doesn't fit out of the hole, man.

That's right. There's not a big enough hole to get them out safely. Correct. You don't want them to demolish pieces. You are just getting decimated right now. I think they must have, I mean, they had to prove this thing. It's not going to kill the cats. They're going to lose money if they die.

Well, especially if it's in China. Like, you can't trust anyone over there. Not with cats in it, right? I don't trust anybody myself, but I do trust his craftsmanship that he can build something like this and we'll have to save Katie's and make lots of money. I still think they're going to die in there.

There's not no air holes. Okay, well, I mean, we could drill some holes in the fucking windows, Marie. I don't know. I mean, the cats would be safe. I'd be looking after them as well. I think that... Well, how do you feed them? Explain me that.

You open the goddamn door, Marie. You throw some cat food in. No. So here you go. Open the door and just take them out. Let them free. Yeah. Free range.

No, okay. It's me against... Free range kitties do not live in a vending machine. Yeah. Period. No animal lives in a vending machine. Correct. Exactly. He got stuck in a vending machine once

for, like, 24 hours. Exactly. It wasn't that bad, was it? It wasn't great. Well, I mean, it's probably because Ricky would probably end up going head first. It was my arm. I was trying to get something out,

and it got mangled and caught. Oh. Yeah, but we brought you a pillow. You're not supposed to stick your hands under there, though. I learned that the hard way. Yes. Yeah, I think I remember you doing that one day. I wasn't very smart.

No, you were there all night. It's not easy to sleep with your arm in a vending machine. No, it's not, Ricky. It's not. All right, you know what? Here's a good story. Because, you know, people say that sometimes sports are fixed and shit, right? This referee celebrates title with a football team, which is soccer, I believe, because it's over there.

Eliminating three opponents and giving 15 minutes of extra time. When he did that, 15 minutes. The other teams, the team scored. Boom. They won the championship. And then the referee's out partying with these guys. So he's been banned for life. I don't know.

I think that's, I don't know. I don't know. He's the ref. He can call the shots. Terrible. You think that's terrible? What if you had money on it and you made lots of money? I'd rather put him in a vending machine.

Are you serious? Okay. Are you kidding me? No. It's better than having a cat in there. Would you rather lose money doing the right thing or win lots of money kind of like bending the rules? What do you consider doing the right thing? Is this

cyber psychology on me? Kind? Not really. I don't do that. She's not going to fall for your reverse psychology bullshit, Julian. She's smarter than you. We've got's not going to fall for your reverse psychology bullshit, Julian. She's smarter than you. We've got Alex Turek over here of Trailer Brat Boys. You know what? I would take the money.

Why not? Instead of saving the person? Well, you're not really saving. You're saving his job, maybe, and his dignity and everything. Is that all you care about is money, man? Yes. Yeah. Yes, it is. There's all you care about is money, man? Yes. Yeah. Yes, it is.

There's other things I do care about, okay? Name one. It sounds like you just want to take money. That's pretty much Julian. Two things, Julian, you can guarantee he cares about money. Dirty dancing. Dirty dancing. Oh, fuck.

Here we go. And liquor. Maria, I don't fucking dirty dance, okay? Sorry to let you down on that. That's just a big rumor that's been traveling all over the world. There's been many a late night where we see little shadows. Many late nights run fucking things in the air. Me and Rick here sitting out at the picnic table with the fire going,

and what do we see a shadow of on your wall? Your hips just going like this. With your arms up like this. No, I was exercising. And Swayze blaring out of the trailer. No, no, Swayze. What do you mean, Swayze blaring? See, you guys are full of shit.

I was doing, like, exercises. Exercises with Swayze blaring, and the exercises just happened to me. I had a knot in my lower back. I put on some music, which happened to be She's Like the Wind. That was on the radio. Your go-to karaoke song. And I was trying to get the knot out of my back. Right.

Getting a knot out of your back by twisting your hips is not getting a knot out of your back. No. See, he doesn't fall for any of your bullshit. She got you figured out, bud. But why couldn't it have been someone like, instead of Swayze, someone like Elvis Presley? Because you don't look like him.

You look exactly like Patrick Swayze. Fucking Patrick Swayze. And Patrick Swayze, to be honest, you should have a good compliment on that, because Patrick Swayze is pretty attractive, too. He is a handsome fella, isn't he? Yeah. All right. He did do well with the ladies too, didn't he?

Yeah, he did. He just had that one movie where he was over the top, I think. It was like, no, that wasn't him. No, no, that wasn't Broadhost. Julian also likes Ghost. He took up pottery for a while. I did not take up pottery. Him and Randy were doing pottery together.

Fuck, you guys are so fucked. Is there strange things going on between them two or something? Oh, yeah. No, there isn't. There is not. Tell your friends, Maria. Don't you lock that in your head and start spreading this bullshit. I'll probably just end up telling this.

Because you know what? Everybody's going to believe anything you say now that you've been on this podcast with us. Yeah, well. All the ins and outs of trailer prep, boys. I don't like... No, I don't dirty dance. You heard it from me. So tell your friends.

Really? Alright. Moving on. You know what's fucked up? This poor guy, he could not stop rubbing his eyes, eh? He started doing this when he was just, no, Jesus Christ. Here it comes.

Oh, my Julian. My handsome Julian. Wow, Bob's. Patrick Swayze. It doesn't bother me anymore, man. You were so fucking sexy in Roadhouse and fucking Dirty Dancing. And just give me a little kiss, Julian. Get the fuck away from me, Bob.

Bob, that's enough. Are you happy now, Maria? I know you probably had something to do with this, didn't you? Yeah. He's the fucking man they call Robbie. Feels good, doesn't it, Rick? This bullshit over and over again. Ave, ave, ave Maria.

There we go. Conky's fucking excited. Hey, Conky, does Ricky still need a brain transplant? Yeah, he needs a fucking brain transplant, because he's fucked. I agree. You'll have to do my- I will agree with you, dear. You'll have to do my box breathing.

Box breathing? What is that? That's where Ricky puts his head inside a cardboard box and takes a deep breath breath because he's fucked. Oh, God, I'm going to have to blow your head off again. I don't need my head to live, Ricky. Oh, my God. Just fucking carry on.

I'm just ignoring you. Just ignore him. I am ignoring him. All right, get him out of my face, Bubs. Seriously, man. Why? I'm not even. We have a guest here.

You look like a fucking lunatic right now. I can't be responsible for everything he says, Julian. I'm sure you can't. He's his own person. Fuck this. Rub the ointment on your muscles. It makes you feel good. Rub the ointment on your muscles, it makes you feel good. Rob the ointment on your muscles, it makes you feel good. Sing it, Maria.

Rob the ointment on your muscles, it makes you feel good. Now, isn't this nice? Rob the ointment on your muscles, it makes you feel good. Nice, Maria. We should do a contest where people do a remix. No, we aren't. Rub the ointment on your muscles. It makes them feel good.

Rub the ointment on your muscles. It makes them feel good. The fuck is wrong with you, Bucks? The fuck is wrong with you, Conker? Jesus Christ, man. I think they should do a remix. Well, you can go off and do one with Maria. You guys can come up with a nice little song

and sing it all you want. Who's a good boy? Let me get your glasses straightened out. That's about awesome. Mm. What? I don't know, man. It's his confidant.

That's right. He's a dickadonk. That's what he is. I'm his confidant. I don't know, what do you guys Do you think this guy looks like Keanu Reeves, this dude? No, but you do, because you're in love with him It's not funny

It's not funny, Maria I think it's funny, and so is she She clearly thinks it's funny Just a guy over in Europe somewhere Thailand I think it's funny and so is she. No, it's not. She clearly thinks it's funny. Just a guy over in Europe somewhere. In Thailand. Yeah, he does look kind of like that. He kind of does. And you know what?

That guy right there. They say he looks like John Wick. I looked at him a certain way. He kind of looks like Jesus. Okay, just a second. Jesus or John Wick, I guess. This guy right there. Jesus rubbed the ointment on your muscles.

Jesus puts the ointment on your muscles. Jesus puts the ointment on your muscles. So if you want a coffee... He's clearly trying to look like... He's trying to look like John Wick, and he's selling coffee on the streets. He's not trying as hard as you are to look like some people. What do you mean by that?

Oh, you. With your poncherello shades on. And your big muscles. All right. There we go. That's quite a duo over there, huh? All right. You got anything else for us there, Ricky?

Before I rip that puppet off his hand? It was a cool little road rage brawl between some Gen Xers and some young people. Really, what happened? Young people got out of the car, all cocky, wanted to fight them. Yeah. Older couple got out

and said, I don't think so. Fucking beat the fuck out of them. Yes! I love these kinds of stories. See, that's the problem with kids these days. They play all these video games

and they're like fighting. They think they've got the skills, but then, you know, they'll mouth off to somebody on the street. They'll get their heads kicked in. I'm a kid these kids these days they play all these video games and they're like fighting they think they've got the skills with them You know the mouth out mouth off to somebody on the street. They'll get their heads kicked in Because they're stupid Not all games have fights in them. That's right. Well, I'm talking about Just picking apart your logic today like you know, there's a lot of fighting games like fortnight and put things like that, you know, I Do know a little bit, Maria.

Do you wish you were a character in Fortnite? No, I don't. What would your name be if you were in Fortnite? Big Muscles. Big Muscles. Big Muscles going to drop in, is he? Going to drop in. Holy fuck, did you guys hear about Billy Idol?

No. You know Billy Idol? No. You know Billy Idol? Yes. There was a story came out. Maybe it's an old story, but it came out recently in like 81 or something. Back when he was, you know. My wedding. When he was rebel yelling. That was it, man.

You all love this, Ricky. He had a three-week party at a hotel in Thailand. That's wicked. Three-week bender. Yep. They couldn't get him to leave the hotel. He refused. There was $150,000 worth of damage to the hotel.

So they said, you got to go because you're not paying your bill. And he wouldn't pay it, but he wouldn't leave. They called the military. The military came in and had to shoot him with a tranquilizer gun and the bomb squad too and they took him out on a stretcher took him to the airport and said you're going the fuck back to the u.s see that's pretty that's fucking rock and roll right there but that's not that's what rock and roll is not like that anymore. Three-week bender, couldn't get him to leave, tranked him. Shot him with a tranquilizer, put him on a gurney. How haven't we heard about this story before?

I don't know, it might have just came out. I was at that party. We need to go to Thailand and try to replicate. No, we don't. Replicate. How did Konky go to the party without you? That's a fucking very good question. I've traveled everywhere on my own.

In his fucking twisted mind. You can't talk without bubbles. That's true. That's right, Conky. Yes, I can. How? Don't worry about it, Mariga. Stop questioning the logic.

That's how it feels, man. Conch is awful cranky today. Yeah, he's going to have to go back in his bin. He's an asshole. There, he's a good boy. Let's see who got born. Let's see who got born. Dean Merton.

He's pretty famous. Dean Merton? Yeah, he's pretty famous, Rick. Dean Merton was a man. Was anyone in the mouse pack? The what? The mouse pack. No, the rat pack. The rat pack. The mouse pack. No, the rat pack.

The rat pack. The mouse pack. That was like Mickey Mouse. That's a different kind of road. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character. Is he though? Yeah. I met him once. He's a cartoon. I don't know about that.

Tom Jones? I believe he was based on a real mouse. Tom Jones, also pretty famous. Tom Jones. It's not unusual to be loved, but it was. I didn't know he was Welsh. He was Welsh.

Tom Jones, the most famous Welshman probably ever. Liam Neeson? Liam Neeson. He's Irish, I believe, isn't he?

Holy fuck, there's a lot of people. Liam Neeson dropped a hundred dollar bill at the bar one time in Halifax. And I found it. You didn't find it?

I swear to fuck, it was me. I picked it up off the floor. I picked it up right behind him and said, and he was being an asshole to me. He went like that, shoved me out of the way, and I was like, oh, I was going to give you $100 back, but fuck you. I'll take stories that never happened for $1,000, Alex.

You know what? I will take 10,000 Bibles and put it on the table and swear on them and say I found the $100 from him. You're just using my story, Alex. You know what? I would take 10,000 Bibles and put it on the table and swear on them and say I found the 100 bucks from him. You're just using my story, man. Even if you did find it, I'm sure you'd probably

take it anyway, wouldn't you? Oh, fuck yeah. I wouldn't give it back if it was like a little nun. If you want to know what actually happened, here's the real story. That was the story.

What bar was it at? It was at... I'd have to think, man, because I... Oh, I can't remember. Was it there? I don't know, but I was the one who picked it up... I'd have to think, man, because I... Oh, I can't remember. Was it there? You...

I don't know, but I was the one who picked it up. I don't remember who it was. And I said, look, boys, I just got a $100 bill. It was American. Well, and maybe he drops it trying to pick up fellas, because I got $100. I watched him drop it. Let's get the lie detector. I picked it up.

So this must be his thing. He just drops hundies and sees what happens. Maybe. Sees what happens. Because I don't even think you were there the night I was there. Well, this must be his thing. He just drops hundies and sees what happens. Maybe. Sees what happens. Because I don't even think you were there the night I was there. Oh, I was there, man. I know exactly who I was with. Right in front. Broke a fellas.

I was drunk and I picked up a hundred bucks. And I ended up buying a bunch of drugs. I picked it up and I didn't even realize it was him. I just poked him and I said, you dropped this. He turned around and he goes, keep it. Story of a Stealer. Keep it, he said. And he wasn't being an asshole.

No. Two different versions. He didn't tell me to, I didn't say, hey, here's your 100 bucks. I just kept it. He just had on that paper, is that all the people that got born? Yeah, Prince. Doesn't say which one, though. Any people I know?

It's going to be Prince the singer, Ricky. It's got to be Prince. Who else would it be? Prince Harry? Oh, no, you're right. It says Purple Rain. Is that him? That's Prince. It's going to be Prince the singer, Ricky. It's got to be Prince. Who else would it be? Prince Harry? Oh, no, you're right. It says Purple Rain. Is that him? That's him, yes, man.

Jesus. Michael Caltaloni? Drummer from Leonard Skinner? We could crank some Skinner? No. No, thank you. Eric Kritz? Drummer for fucking Stone Temple Pilots?

What do you think of that, Coach? Definitely crank some of that. No. Dave Navarro? Vote him, yeah? Yeah, we could. All right, we're going to crank him tonight. Edward Bear Grylls.

All right. Ooh, Bear Grylls. Going on a little mission. Let's climb him out. Bill Hader. He's a funny fucker. Bill Hader. Michael Cera.

Bill Hader. Nice little Canadian motherfucker. Very funny actor. You know what, you guys? I don't even know half of these people you guys are talking about. I hear you. Because they're old. I hear you.

I don't know who they are. Older than me? Way older. How? You might know Michael Cera, no? No, I don't know Michael Cera. I know Michael Jackson. Anyone know Michael Jackson?

Well, Michael Jackson's a lot older than Michael Cera, but he's a lot more famous, too. Yeah, Michael Jackson. Oh, unfortunately, he's not here no more. No, he's not. And you know what? He never paid for a hotel anywhere. Did you guys know that? Why would he?

That's right. They'd say, hey, Michael wants to stay here. Either you say yes or no, but if you say yes, you're going to have a lot of attention to this place soon. Yeah. So he never paid. He stayed at the Atlantis in the Bahamas They got a thing that big penthouse suite penthouse that connects the two towers and he stayed in there 20,000 a night or something, you know, it was more than that

Yeah, he was saying it plays 50 grand a night 100 grand a night free for like weeks sometimes Yeah, that's what we got to get to, boys, when we can do that someday. You couldn't stay at the fucking Super 8 for free. I know, but I want to. Elvers. We need Elvers. Respect your Elvers. Elvers Presley.

All right, time to get on the hip, waiters. We're going to go Elver diving. We should get a little hairdo for an Elver, put it on him, little microphone, teach him to sing Elvers Presley, send him out on tour rich. You're right. All right, that's what we're going to do.

It's time to say goodbye. Maria, say goodbye. You got this. You're going to do the sign-off. Want me to wrap? How do I wrap this up? Just say we're done or do whatever. Just say, thanks for tuning in. Thanks for tuning in.

Tune in next week when Julian gets his shirt off. And until then. Tune in next week when Julian gets his shirt off and gets oil on his muscles. And make sure you stay tuned for probably someone rubbing cream on his biceps. Thank you. See ya. And until then, double whammies. All right.

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