Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 30 - Alien Mindf**k

Episode Date: December 21, 2020

Julian is worried about aliens - are they here, and are they trying to bang us with their minds?! Find out which celeb birthdays give Ricky an erectoroni, and the ultimate Italian p**s-off walk. Also: Bubbles has a Criminal Mind!

I'm kicking ass. Yeah. Like, I've been playing for a long time, man. Whoa, man. Oh, it's hyperspace, don't worry about it. It's like, fuck, I wish I had played these games back when I was, you know, when they came out. But I guess I wouldn't be getting any work done, would I? No.

67. Almost there, boys. Some of these OMG facts are fucking crazy. Almost done or what? I got 67 kitties drawn now. How many more do you got to go? Oh, I was going to draw 70 kitties. For what? Just to have.

What do you do with them? Put them on my wall. All right. Do you name them all what they're named? Yes, I name them all. So, park after dark. Last time we didn't say welcome until the very end. So maybe we'll do it at the beginning of this time. Yeah, whenever you want.

That's a good kitty, man. I know, that's the long body style. Yeah, I like it. I like the long body style kitty. The hot dog cat. You like the long body style. It's a hot dog, cat. You know what you should be doing? You should be making Christmas cards with those things. A wiener cat. You could probably get $1.50 for that, maybe?

Two bucks? For that? Yeah, Merry Christmas. Fuck, boys. Wait, here, I'll put some decorations on them. Merry Purrmas or something. You know, put a little cat joke in there. One week to Christmas, gentlemen.

Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good, boys. December 18th. Ah, candy cane. Candy cane, cat tail. Perfect. Christmas. Here's some OMG facts we missed this week. Heinz Ketchup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles an hour.

What? Fun fact. What was that? What? No, it doesn't, Ricky. It's a fact. It's in the fact book. Leaving that? What? No, it doesn't, Ricky. It's a fact. It's in the fact book. Leave in the bottle.

It depends on... What? Depends on how hard you... Did you ever fucking just dump... Maybe the squeeze or... I don't know if it's a glass bottle. Maybe the squeeze bottle does. It must be the squeeze bottle because when you pour it out of the glass bottle, there's no way that...

I'm just going to put a knife and stick it up there and... Don't say it. There's no way that cock's not a dog. I'm just going to put a knife and stick it up there and don't say it. What the fuck? In 1939, a five-year-old girl successfully gave birth to a six-pound baby boy. Jesus, Murph. I'd have to. Who did what?

In 1939, five year old girl Successfully gave birth To a six pound baby boy What the fuck happened there? Something's not right No man Something horrific I hope somebody went to jail

For a long fucking time Um What are those Christmas balls? Christmas balls Nice Okay You know

Kitty balls Christmas This shit hangs Christmas balls Off all your cats This year I've tried it Does not go well No, kitty balls. That shit hangs Christmas balls off all your cats this year. I've tried it.

Does not go well. Do you have a printer? A scanner? I do, yes. All right. Make sure that's good enough to sell. Please. Very nice. Of all the words in the English language,

the word set has the most definitions. Over 400. 400? Set? S-E-T? Yeah. How does that have 400 fucking definitions? I can't have 400 definitions.

All right, let's see if you can get at least 10. 10 out of 400. Okay, I'm going to set that 400 deficits. Alright, let's see if we can get at least 10. 10 out of 400. Okay, I'm going to set that right there. You're ready. I'm all set. Means you're ready. I'm going to set a timer. So you can mean ready, you can mean place. Let's go to set. Let's go down

to the set. It can be a location. It can be a location. The bread is now set. Does the homemade bread now set. This is the homemade bread. Okay. The epoxy is set, yeah. The epoxy is set, that's five. Heard it.

395 more to go. Mama is set and ready to go. For some dirty time. So it can mean horny. Yes, it can. Oh, if you're just saying that, like, you know. Ready, set, go. If it's just like, oh, I'm set to go to the store.

Oh, I'm set to fucking go to the moon. Oh, I'm set to go. No, no, that's just one meaning. That's one use, isn't it? I was going to say it would be more than 400 then. Well, we came up with how many? Five or six out of 400? I'm going to set my wiener on your forehead.

That's like set my- This is a weird one too. Humans and bananas share about 60% of the same DNA structure. It's more than that now. How did we get more? I think it's more. I think there's more than that.

Words a lot like bananas. That's what I heard. Oh, did you say bananas? Oh, I like you said chimpanzees. lot like bananas. That's what I heard. Oh, did you say bananas? Yeah. Oh, I like you said chimpanzees. No. No bananas. Oh, yeah. We're not 95% like bananas.

Some people might be. Yeah. Banana Jim. We're, I, I forget, but like with monkeys. Where the fuck is this wet over here? We're 99. Fuck. We're up there, man.

We're all the same. Jesus. God damn this wetness. What I think we're 99. Fuck! We're up there, man. We're all the same. Jesus. God damn this wetness. What happened, Ricky? It's wetness. It's wetness. What's wet? Besides your mama.

Whoa. And the table. Um, you know who I was listening to last night? I haven't listened to in a long time. He was on the radio. Fucking Gowan. Criminal Mind, buddy. Criminal Mind is all I, all I've ever had.

Not bad. That was a really good one. That was pretty good. What the fuck happened to him, I wonder? Gowan, he sings for Styx. Oh, okay. Is he really? He's a singer of Styx, yes. Did we see him at the airport?. Gowan? He sings for Styx. Oh, okay. Is he really? He's the lead singer of Styx. Yes. Did we see him at the

airport? Lawrence Gowan! Somewhere fucked up. We saw him somewhere fucked up. Like Dallas or something. Yeah. He's a good dude. During the snowstorm. Which was fucked. Didn't you dress up as the guy from the Criminal Mind video one year for Halloween? Me?

No, that was, he did. Yeah, it was him. Who, me? You singing that too? Yes, I did. Remember, I was jumping around the park, jumping out from behind trees. A criminal mind shall lie. That was a great costume.

Am I really so bad? I am. I am. Do-do-do-do-do-do. Pull that video up for a minute so I can see you. All right, man. Fuck. Remember I had the face paint on, Ricky?

Yeah. The sort of shadowy face paint. You looked good. And I had the hair. There we go. A criminal mind. Ask one who's known. Whoa, way too loud.

Way too fucking loud. You're not good at looking stuff up. Shut up, man. You'd be still trying to turn the fucking thing on. Maybe. That's not it. Skip ad, I know. You gotta fucking skip ads.

Oh, yeah, there you go with that piano sneaking in. This is the live version. You always pull up the live versions, man. Because they're the first ones that come up, man. He's not going to see the video that he dressed up like. Get the fuck on. What am I, the fucking YouTube DJ? Does he wear the costume on stage?

Probably not. He's got a nice suit on, actually. You know what? He would be a good singer for Styx. He is. He is got a nice suit on, actually. You know what? He would be a good singer for Styx. He is! He is the singer for Styx. Can you play that?

Yes, I can play that. For you. Oh, shit. Don't fucking sound like that guy. No. That does sound a lot like him, doesn't it? That's not a good song for him, That little fucker. A criminal mind is all I have

ever had. I kind of wish he was here right now singing that to me. That would fucking blow his head off. You know what? It's weird because over here, on the side windows there, it says Styx, a criminal mind.

Did they take over the tune? They must have taken over the tune. Styx took over the mind. Criminal mind. Did they take over the tune? They must have taken over the tune. They took Styx took over the fucking tune. Why wouldn't they? They get a new singer who's got a hit? This is the Styx version. A little slower. So they found a nine-armed octopus off the coast of Japan.

Nine? I bet you it was near Fukushima. That's what I was wondering. Was it part of that whole nuclear horse shit? Fucking right it is! Of course he's got an extra arm. He's an alien to begin with, now he's got nine arms. It's like something out of the fucking Simpsons.

Speaking of aliens, did you hear about that Israeli cocksucker? Yes, I did. What is going on with that guy now? He's the fucking chief of defense for almost 30 years or something. He's saying aliens are fucking real. Yes, he says the United States has a contract with the aliens. Already worked out. And the aliens...

They think we're not evolved, fair enough. That we're too fucked in the head and we'll have a meltdown if they come out. So they're trying to just stay hidden. Yes. It's a good fucking idea, actually, man. I think people are ready. I don't know, man. I think people are ready.

I'm ready. But there's a lot of people out there that would fucking, okay, let's fucking try to shoot one. Let's go hunting, boys. I'd date an alien. So would I. I'd date an alien. So would I. You'd date one? Who was talking about dating them, Ricky? I wonder if there is some hot aliens out there.

There's got to be. Captain Kirk. Captain Kirk banged a few of them. I know, but that's costumes. I'm talking like real life aliens. Well, I mean, even if you're just attracted to their mind. Maybe their minds can just, like, totally take over. Oh, they absolutely can.

They can talk with telepathy. That's what happened down South Africa there in the 70s or 80s when the school kids got visited. He was talking to them with his brain. Great big fucking eyes on the second where you just talk with your brain that's cool here I'll tell you something Ricky are you ready yep did he say nothing you didn't get it I asked you what else can you do through the tegulapipi? Can you, like... Through the what?

Have sex? We gonna need... I'm not gonna bang you right now, Ricky, with my mind, if that's what you're asking. But I bet you they do some mind-banging. I bet you it might be all right. Mind-banging? That's what they're doing, man. That's either a good name for a punk band... Mind-banging? Mind-banging. I don what they're doing, man. That's either a good name for a punk band.

Mind-banging? Mind-banging. I don't want to bang their minds. No, it's not. It would be two minds banging in. So what if, like, these aliens, just like one, like, you know, there's no chicks or dudes. It's just like, I am the alien.

I'm the guy. I'm the person. You know what I'm saying? No. I wonder if they, like, you know, if, like us, I don't know, I'm not getting into this, man.

Like, am I a mathadite? No, I'm just saying, like, yeah, I don't know. Can you imagine if the fucking door opened right now and one walked in and was just like, hey, guess what? I'm an alien.

I'm just saying, if an alien came up to us and all of a sudden it was just like, boom, boom, boom, it had mind sex with us, right? And we all went, holy fuck. And then you're looking at this alien going, all right, what do I call you? So you want to get mind fucked and then ask questions later? Well, you don't have any control over it. He just walks in.

I'm like, whoa. What the fuck? If you put a piece of metal in front of your face it might block the rays. Are you alright? I don't know, man. I'm just,

this alien thing's got me all fucked up. There's aliens. We shouldn't be talking about them because they might be listening. They could be watching this. Oh, speaking of

species type shit, could you put that in the category of space-y type shit, aliens? Yes. All right, well, staying with that category, Alex. We like R.I.P., Alex. You know what I'm saying? Freaky. Jesus, man, we haven't even discussed that one. I know, we keep forgetting. Oh.P. Alec. You know what I'm saying? Freaky. Yeah, Jesus, man. We haven't even discussed that one.

I know. We keep forgetting. Oh, yeah. True fact, man. The fucking legend. Legends. Cheers to Alec Trebek. Yeah, man.

What a fucking dude he was. Love you forever. Hell of a guy. And just a sec. To Trebek. Play a little tune. To Trebek. Play a little tune. Stone, yeah. He wasn't really a criminal.

This is the Styx version, man. They really get it going. Alex Trebek is all I ask. So yeah, that fucking... Post of Jeopardy. It was last week, but some samples came back from that fucking asteroid

from 300 million kilometers away. I can't even wrap my head around that. Now they're in Japan being analyzed, guys. Nice. What do you think they're going to find, man? I hope some cool shit. Yeah? 300 million miles it went.

Fucking landed on an asteroid, took a little scoopsie-doopsie, and then headed home. That's fucked up. That is fucked up. Maybe there's something on there we've never even heard of. Well, there is. That'll kill us all. That could be bad. Well, your first time you go taking stuff out of space off an asteroid, you're risking the chance.

There could be a like a microscopic thing that's like sport billy and when it gets here and gets touched with our fucking atmosphere our water it just goes grows into a fucking alien on a monster alien and then his arse opens up and he shits out 900 billion other aliens. How do you know? You don't. Just a thing, Babs. I think that's where the octopus came from. From an asteroid.

The what? An octopus. Is there something wrong with the way he's saying that? Yeah. That's what I thought. He's saying octopus. What's a nine-armed guy called? What? Is it an octopus? For nine? That's what I thought. He's saying octopus. Octopus. What's a nine-armed guy called? You're missing the T, man.

What? Is it an octopus for nine? No, it would be a nonopus, wouldn't he? I don't fucking know, man. It's a nonopus. If he's got nine arms, he'd be a nonopus, wouldn't he? Or a nine-a-puss. Yeah.

That used to be your mother's nickname down at the Legion. I was gonna say. That's... Old nine-a-puss. She was a centipuss, because you only had to pay her a couple cents. All right, okay, that's enough.

She was a nine-a-puss. Take on nine fellas. All right, yeah. There was something else I was gonna say but now it's gone I just don't know why back to the fucking aliens why can't we just go to them and say hey dudes listen we got some shit we need to clear up

oh that's what it was with aliens it was another fucking monocock the fourth one that's been discovered Isle of Wight the Isle of Wight It was another fucking monocoque. Not a monocoque, but a monoloquist. The fourth one that's been discovered. Isle of Wight. The Isle of Wight? Yep. Ooh.

Four, five, or six. How many years ago? Do you know where the Isle of Wight is? It's off the southern coast of England. Jimi Hendrix played his last show there. No, he didn't. Yes, he did. Really? Jimi Hendrix, the Isle of Wight concert.

Died shortly after. He was telling me. Actually, I think there was one more after that. It's a myth that that was his last name. No. It'd be cool if the monolith was right where he played. That would be something else, especially if it was shaped like a guitar.

Then you'd know something was up. So these aliens might be throwing up the monoliths just as a little tease. Just a little game. Have a little game with us. Or they're setting up things to fucking destroy us, man. Maybe. They could be. Little beacons, man.

Those could be little. Maybe they're peaceful. Well, they are, according to the fella. The Israeli guy. Oh could be little. Maybe they're peaceful. Well they are according to the fella. The Israeli guy. Oh thank fuck. Well he said they got a contract with the aliens and the aliens you know they're nice and they come here and they come and go. It's weird that they

knew how to speak our languages. But they said we're not yet ready to understand space and spaceships. I'd agree with that. I would not. I would love to get on a spaceship head out to another planet where they're from elon musk he's really he's kind of like alien isn't he he's maybe he's maybe he could be totally yeah he could be like an alien lizard person it's weird that an alien is one of the richest people in the world

It's weird that an alien is one of the richest people in the world. Or is it? Maybe he brought all his loot from the other planet. You know, maybe one dollar on their planet is a hundred billion here. Did we ever fly British Airways? Yes. Yeah, man. Did any of the flight attendants offer you their underwear? What?

No, man. Not on me either. I guess they're doing an investigation because one or more of their flight attendants would sell their underwear to passengers and then they would, for more money, meet them in their hotel room after the flight. Whoa. Really?

It's quite a service. What was his name? Male flight attendant. He may have been. Did it? Could have been. What was his name? Male flight attendant. He may have been. Did it? Could have been. Selling his underwear. But it did say panties.

Maybe he's, you know. Yeah. Wears panties. Julian wears panties. I don't wear panties. You've had panties on. I haven't had panties on ever. You used to dance around like Buffalo Bill.

No, I did not. It puts the lotion in the basket. It puts the lotion in the basket. Put the fucking lotion in the basket. Jesus, Bubs. Oh, damn it. Buffalo Bill. With the little skin suit on, huh? Yes, his skin suit.

That was a fucking scary movie. That was a scary movie. I liked it. Jesus, I was terrified the night I saw that for the first time. Silence of the Lambs. Yeah, that was a good one. What other, what's the movie? Remember, Ricky, we used to try to watch a movie

and you would run out of the fucking room screaming every time. What was it? I remember that Carrie movie. He'd be on the coach, we'd come up behind him when their arm comes up. We'd fucking grab him at the same time, shit himself every time. Yeah. I remember him shitting himself. He had the pig blood all over, right? I remember him shitting himself, but I don't remember exactly the movie.

There was a movie though, Ricky. We'd put it on and you'd be like, Oh! As soon as the title came out. What was it? Was it Cujo? No, Cujo, yeah, that was a fucked up one. Was it Orca? Orca. I don't remember, man.

Maybe it was me. So, dog prices are way up. Dog prices? Yep. Why's that? Because of the pandemic. People want dogs.

They only want a little cuddle person. I thought you meant they were eating them. No. So we either start stealing them or we start breeding them. No. Or both. Good call. Steal them and then breed them.

And then eat them. No. This is the deal, though. If we're going to get somebody's dog, we've got to find a dog that's, like, chained up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's not getting any left. I don't want to take dogs from kids. Let's take one of the, yeah.

No dogs from kids. Just dogs from arseholes that shouldn't own dogs. Dogs from dicks. Dogs from dicks. Dogs from dicks. That's a charity we should start. That could be the name of our underground business. You know what I'm saying? Dogs from dicks.

DFD. Something might get twisted around there somehow. Turn real bad. Doggy and dick. Dog dicks. Dicks and dogs, you know. Then we get the dog. The bounty hunter to fucking...

Dogs from Dicks. Oh, you're that guy. Do a commercial for us or something. Somebody write down Dicks from Dogs. I don't know what that business does. No. Bend over, Rover. The dog? I don't know what that business does. No. Hmm. Bend over, Rover.

The dog? What? Boys. Ah, fuck. Are we too high to be on the TV? I don't know, man. Usually that's the way it goes. You're Leon the Professional again. Did you see that cop fight?

I think it was in maybe Brazil somewhere. This cop came back from his break and he was five minutes late. See how the cop said, five minutes late, bud. Gonna have to report you. Cop fucking snaps, pulls out his gun, sticks it straight in his face. I don't think so, bud. Right in the middle of all these people on the streets. Oh my God.

Oh, my fuck. Did you hear about the dude? He got in an argument with his wife, so we went for a walk, and he didn't stop for 420 kilometers. He just kept walking. Before he scumped her. God. Pissed off for 420 kilometers.

Did he eat or anything? Don't know. Did he have drugs? 420 kilometers? 420 fucking kilometers, man. I can't imagine setting out on a journey like that with the proper supplies. No, I mean, not say he's walking. What's the average walking speed?

Five kilometers an hour? Yeah, probably, man. That's a faster walk. I know, but average. He did it in seven days. Seven days? It's a seven-day piss-off walk. Did he take breaks?

Who knows? Yeah, he did 60 kilometers a day, which is a lot. That's fucking Terry Fox, fucking. 60 kilometers a day? Yeah. Five kilometers an hour? That's only eight hours a day. Yeah. Five kilometers an hour. It's only. Eight hours a day.

What? Pussy. That's not right. What is wrong with my math? I don't know. No, you know what? It is a lot. It's five kilometers a day.

At 10 hours would be 50. What? I don't know. See? What happened? He's walking 12 hours a day. It's edibles. I'm telling you. Edibles are fucking doing this to us what happened he's walking 12 hours it's edibles i'm telling you edibles are fucking doing this or he's walking quick the edibles fuck up your brain i think i'm higher now than when we started it's the edibles man i'm telling you i love it i know but these it's no it's not good to be like this all the time, boys. Not all the time, but most of the time.

He got fined for 490 bucks. Why? For breaking curfew during his little walk. What curfew? Yeah. COVID curfew? His wife picked him up. So, happy ending for the dude that walked 490 miles. He walked 400 miles and then the car rolls up next to him?

He just gave up. You get the fuck in the car, she said. No, the police notified him. He got a $490 fine. Then she came and picked him up. Why did he get a fine? He's allowed to walk. And they say here, it must have been a long drive home.

Oh, yeah. Not as fucking long as the walk. Honey, where the fuck have you been for seven days? Walking. Walking away from you, bitch. That's probably what went down. Get in here. Okay. She said, you get the

fuck in this car, Harold. He probably said, you know what? I'm sorry. I was a fucking asshole. I deserved it. Harold, get the fuck in this car right now. You fucking walk 400 kilometers from home. You're paying for this fucking shit. I had to drive five hours to pick you up.

You know what would be nice? If we could contact fucking this guy and say, hey, man. We should. How was the drive home? Can you find out his name? What made you leave? Who was at fault? And how was the drive home?

And did you get banged on the way home in the car? Or was it a constant bickering? Banged? And did you feel like pulling over and walking back at any point? No, they're just saying that. How old's Harry? Do we know? 48.

Okay, so he's not that old. Did it say what kind of shape he was in? Italian dude. He looks like he's in all right shape. Yeah. So he might have been doing 7 or 8K in an hour. He was pissed off. He had the pissed off merch going, man.

He might have been going 10, 12 kilometers an hour. Fucking stomping all the way down. I'd say for the first. You know those speedwalkers that shake their hips? He could have been one of those. Don't ever do that, man. Don't ever speedwalk in front of us. Do that again, Reggie.

Isn't that what they do? Yeah. Do they do this? Something like that, yeah I know He's a rooster Don't ever do that again, man Why is it giving you No, it's not giving me anything

It's just really fucking weird looking December 18th Wow Pink Panther premiere, 1963. Funny shit. That's the original. That's before Peter Sellers. I like the Peter Sellers guy.

That's before Peter Sellers. Fuck, he's a funny guy. He does funny stuff. Peter Sellers? Yeah. One of the greatest of all time, Ricky. When he did that thing, was it the balancing beams? Yes.

The staircase. That was awesome. It's one of the greatest fucking comedies ever made. He makes me laugh. He comes in and he switches the switch in the dark room, remember? And the lights don't come on, so he thinks it's broke, so then he just starts walking with his fucking lighter and then they turn the light on and he's on a fucking treadmill

yeah that's what he turned on yeah holy fuck peter that's fucking funny man i'm gonna watch the pink panther tonight right out of it how the grinch Stole Christmas airs for first time on CBS. 1966. And it's still fucking on. Wow. Whoever did that made some money. Dr. Seuss, Ricky. Dr. Seuss? I believe he was. Well, maybe I'll be

Dr. Seuss Jr. Say I'm related. Here's my new book. Dr. Seuss had a nice related. Here's my new book. Dr. Seuss. Had a nice caboose. Did you give him the juice? Oh, Avatar also came out. I think that says 2009. The who, Avatar?

The highest grossing film of all time. What, Dave? The highest I've ever been at a movie in my life. Avatar? 3D IMAX was pretty crazy. A lot. Yeah, you almost fucking had a panic attack, Ricky. Mushrooms were a bad idea that night.

Yeah, those mushrooms were not good at Avatar. Last week was boring as fuck, December 11th for Bort days. Bort days are bigger this week, let me tell you. Can't wait, man. I bet you're going to be erect-Rect-a-Roney. E-Rect-a-Roney, the San Francisco tree. E-Rect-a-Roney, the favorite game, baby. I don't know how this is going to work, but give her.

1943, Keith Richards. Ooh. Not erect. Any tingling? No, man. 1946, Steven Spielberg. No, man. 1946, Steven Spielberg. No, man. No, he's cute.

Cute little fella. Get ready for some tingling. Okay. 1963, Brad Pitt. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What's happening out there? No, man.

Jesus, you're asking the right questions. I'm not Brad Pitt.. I met Brad Pitt. I met Brad Pitt. Maybe you'd like to go in a different direction. 1978, Katie Holmes. Who's Katie Holmes? Yeah. She was married to that fucking lunatic.

Who? Dawson's Tom Cruise. Oh, Tom Cruise. Oh, yeah, Katie Holmes. Okay, yeah. Right. Maybe he's not a lunatic. I don't know. I, Tom Cruise. Oh, yeah. Katie Holmes. Okay, yeah. Right. Or is he? Maybe he's not a lunatic.

I don't know. I don't know. No, I think he is. Yeah. All right. Yeah, I heard. 1980. Christina Aguilera.

1980? Yeah, she's like 40 now. I didn't think. I thought she was older than that. Am I thinking of somebody else? Yes, you must be. She's the genie in the bottle, man. I thought she was in her 60s.

2001, Billie Eilish. No, man. Billie Eilish? Eilish, yeah. It's Eilish. Eilish? She was born in 2001? Yeah, she's only 19.

Jesus, Murphy, and she's like the biggest fucking star in the world. She's doing fucking good. She's doing all right, isn't she? Yep. Way faster trajectory to music stardom than me. I'm still working on it, though. Someday. I'm going to record some new shit rockers music.

Maybe Billie Eilish will do a remix of one of my shit rocker songs. Someday I'm gonna record some new shit rockers music Maybe Billie Eilish will do a remix Of one of my shit rockers songs Someday You'll be coming A star Coming a star I haven't heard those cocksuckers for a while either Glass Tiger

That was a Glass Tiger song? Holy fuck boys Yeah Alright Alright Alright to Gowan and to alex t alex t and katie holmes tom cruise and the aliens fuck the aliens