Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 31 - Big Dirty Milkers

Episode Date: March 7, 2016

Julian and Bubbles take random fan phone calls while Ricky creates more art. Julian also shares some greasy porn facts, and Bubbles discovers what a 'landing strip' is! Episode 31 is brought to you by Jukasa vapor products. Jukasaaaaa!!  

I need a little motor or something on that thing. Are you going to welcome people, man, or no? I'm just going to sit there spinning your fucking little lazy Sarah. All right, Turlapurt Boys official podcast. This is number 31. No, it official podcast. This is number 31. No, it's not. It's number 31. I know this for sure.

It is number 31. It is number 31. All right, brought to you by... You know what? You're actually going to start pissing people off. Why? Because they're going to be like, Hey, that's what he did last week.

Hey, you know what? Because of these guys here, we're actually, we're doing this, okay? So be nice. What are you talking about? You're the shit. I didn't get one thing from them. So this would be happening anyway.

Here, do you want something? Here you go. Yours. What am I gonna do with that? Here you go, try these out. Just start huffing on the fucking thing, man. It's delicious. Fuck's sakes.

See how he did that? All he's doing is just... Well, you're being a whiny dick right now. These people are paying us to do this right now. I guarantee you didn't just really give that to me. You just tried to make drama out of the product. I'm not making drama. Here Bubbles, take that.

You think I'm sitting at home trying to fucking create drama here? Ways to create drama with you in Chacasa? Chacasa. I am not. Did you pogo in here again? I noticed your fucking pogo sticks back. I did pogo in again. I was at the flea market.

I've yet to see you on that thing. You claim that you're on it all the time. I pogo down from the highway. Down from the flea market, down the highway. Well, I don't know if you did or not. Well, I'll wear a GoPro next time. Well, I'm not going to lie to you. I don't have fuck all ready for today.

Nothing. I got pretty fucked up last night. Passed out around 10, 10.30. Slept for 12 hours. Nothing. So I hope you fucking guys have something, because usually it's me carrying the whole fucking show. You carry the show. Bull fucking shit.

Who always has little things written down, or draws things, or does things? Me. You're so fucked. Who's got the computer and Skype calls? Look, there's just... Somebody to last so. Me. See? Don't tell me we're fucking talking to people again today. I'm not in the fucking mood for this shit. Answer it.

Answer it when I want to answer it. Did you put vodka in this? Doesn't taste like it. Hello. Hey, what the fuck's going on, man? So what the fuck is going on with you? Not much. Who's this?

This is Dan. Dan, where are you calling from? I'm calling from Detroit, Michigan. Fucking Detroit. Hello, man. Rock City, baby. We like Detroit, man. Detroit is awesome.

Yeah, it is. Are you drunk or high right now? Or pulse? I'm high. We like Detroit, man. Detroit is awesome. Yeah, it is. Are you drunk or high right now? Or pulse? I'm high. I'm always fucking high. Nice. Okay. Cool.

Wheat? Hash? Meth? I just smoke some good weed. Okay, cool. Right on. All right, man. You got a question for us?

What are you doing? I'm hanging out with the boys, man. You got a question? Or what's going on here? I was actually just reading about season 10. I was kind of wondering how was the life to fucking get fucked up with old Snoop Dogg. It was good, man. I smoked him under the table, but he kept up for a while.

Ricky, you smoked him under the table? He did not. You didn't smoke Snoop Dogg under the table. Depends who you ask. Isn't it Snoop Dogg? He got put down? A lot of people said that. I won.

No, he did not. Ricky did not put the dog down. I heard a couple people say that. You said he put the dog down. Well, he's full of shit. Ricky did not put the dog down. I put him off the pasture. Well, we were pretty...

It was close. It was neck and neck. Taking fucking bomb grips? Neck and neck, so what the heck, right? Neck and neck, so what the heck, right? Neck and neck, so what the heck? Fuck yeah. That wasn't really that funny. All right, man.

Is that it? Yeah, that's it. I just wanted to call and say what's up, guys. Oh, just a second. Ricky, are you going to draw a picture of this guy? I'm not fucking drawing pictures of people this week. Everyone's been making fun of me. Draw one guy.

Just one guy. What color eyes you got there, bud? I got fucking shit brown eyes. Shit brown eyes. Shit brown eyes. That's shit brown. Would that be like one of those mossy, peat mossy type browns

or one of the liquid light brown? Just fucking, I'm going to go mossy brown. Mossy brown. Okay, man. Shit brown. And what color hair? I got fucking blind, dirty blind hair. Of course. How tall?

Dirty fucking blind. Fifth foot fucking tall. I'm not fucking drawing the full shape and body here, am I? Do whatever you... Just draw his head then, Ricky. Just draw his head. Okay. Does it sound like he has a long head?

You got a big head, long head, skinny head? What kind of head you got on you? I got a big head. I got a big head, fucking big ass nose. Big ass nose, Ricky. I got a fucking nose on there. Alright, man.

You got any other fucked up features you want to let us in on? I want glasses. You got glasses with a big fucked up nose, Ricky. Okay. And he's gigantic and he's got blonde hair. And shit brown eyes. Shit fucking brown eyes. You got a beard or a mustache or anything?

No, clean shaven. Okay, we got it. Alright, we're on it, man. We think we got this one. All right, man. Take it easy, brother. Love you guys. Yeah, you too, man.

You too, man. We didn't ask him his name. Did we? Yeah, we did. What was it? I'm big. No shit. What the fuck was his name?

What was his name, Ricky? I don't have a fucking clue. I didn't even want to talk to anybody. We'll call him. What was his name? We'll call him Detroit. His name wasn't Bun didn't even want to talk to anybody. We'll call him... What was his name? We'll call him Detroit. His name wasn't Bunyan, was it? No, it wasn't Bunyan.

Or Byron? He's from Detroit Rock City. How do you know that? He's from Detroit Rock City. Was it Bunyan? It wasn't Bunyan, man. We're buying him with Bunyan from Detroit. We could call him that.

Bunyan? Bunyan from Detroit. I'm pretty sure he said his name was Bunion or Brian. He's all fucking stoned out of his mind. Well, whoever he is, he looks pretty fucked. Let's see. Can I hold him like that? Fuck.

Just a second. Let him give him some pain. He's not done yet. Did he say he had a mustache or anything? No, he's clean-shaven, bunion. Fuck, clean-shaven's boring. Bunion from Detroit. Should put some ears on those glasses.

Put some ears on his glasses, Ricky. Why would he have ears on his glasses, Ricky? What do you mean? All right, are you done? Just put... The ears... Turn on Bunyan from Detroit so we don't forget. Bunyan? His name wasn't Bunyan, was it? I wish we could rewind our life.

Have you seen this one? That looks like you, man. That doesn't look like me. That looks just like you. That doesn't look like me. I guess he like you. That doesn't look like me. I guess he didn't say he had a pointy nose. He just said long.

He didn't even say long. He said he had a big-ass nose. Looks like your brother Bunyan. He's got the Monty... Not Monty Python. Monty Fire. I wish people

really looked like that. Wouldn't you like to hang out with that guy? What the fuck is the guy's name from the Sampsons? Monty Fire or Monty Simpsons? Fuck. He's got the same nose as that guy

anyway. You know, the long triangle. Monty Burns. Burns, thank you. Monty Fire. I knew it had to do with flame. That's fucked. You're fucked. So your system of mnemonics was to tell yourself that it had something to do with flame? What the fuck is mnemonics? Mnemonics, it's the system you use to remember things.

Like you said it had something to do with flames, but your mind went to Monty Fire. Therefore, there's a flaw in your mnemonic system. That's what I'm telling you. Well, don't you understand what that means? You want to say the smaller words and maybe the rest of us will know what the fuck you're talking about. How about that? Okay. Mr. Fancy fucking cock. All right, speaking of fancy cock, we've got to talk about something. Who was talking about fancy cocks? You just mentioned fancy cock. You were talking about them earlier. Who was talking about Fancy Cox? You just mentioned Fancy Cock. You were talking about them earlier. When was I talking about Cox?

Earlier, when you were saying, God, I love Fancy Cox. Fuck off, Bob. Anyway, okay, we're gonna be shooting season 10 soon. 11 soon, right? We are? So we go to dinner with Netflix. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, we're gonna do another season.

Cameras are coming back. They're coming back. Fuck's sakes, are you serious? So Yeah, we're going to do another season of Trailer Procures, man. We're coming back. For fuck's sakes, are you serious? So Netflix, they invite us out to dinner at this nice fancy restaurant. He was a fucking idiot. You should not go into a fancy restaurant ever, man. What the fuck are you talking about? What is that about?

Oh, I'm not fancy enough for a fancy restaurant? No, you're not. Well, maybe you're not cool enough to go to a not fancy restaurant. So we have, I've looked up this thing, seven things that are considered incredibly rude to do at a dinner table. And I want you to... Let's see if Ricky can name any of them. I bet I can guess a couple of them. Shit yourself.

Well, yeah, okay, that's... Is it on the list? It should be on the top of the list. Is it in the top seven or no? No. Sucker punch someone you just met. No, man. Pull out a handgun.

Ricky, those aren't going to be on a list of rude things to do. Oh, rude. Okay. At dinner, those are going to be on lists. Shitting yourself shouldn't be on there. All right, number one. That is fucking rude. Do you want to hear what number one is?

And it's fucked. I'd love to. It's not shit yourself? No, it should be shit yourself. But this, okay, this list isn't going to help us. I've never tried this. Burping in India is a sign of respect to the cook, so. That's true.

All right. Let's see if this fucking works. What do you got going, man? Ricky, if you fucking blow me up. Ricky. Is it working? No. Fuck. Ricky, you don't have a rare type, but you're just losing...

For fuck's sakes. You're not getting any suction on the bottom of the joint. I rolled the joint, then I decided I'm going to use the fucking water bottle. I didn't really want to take the joint apart, so I thought I'd do the... No, Ricky, it would have to be airtight seal around the base of the joint. You'd have to... you need tape or something, man. Fuck's sakes. Think about it. If you wrapped your lips around it, but your lips were made of tin foil,

you wouldn't get a good seal on there. Nothing would happen. All right, so what was the number one thing? Shit yourself, wasn't it? It should be shit yourself. But they're saying burping in India is a sign of respect. So it's not rude, all right? Okay, you shouldn't take home leftovers.

Fuck off, why not? That's what they're saying. In Italy, man... Better to throw them out? Well, basically, I think that's what they're saying here. In Italy, you do that. What is this, Rude? Is this a dinner party? Yeah, they had a dinner.

You go to a nice, fancy restaurant. Oh, yeah, I mean, oh, a fancy restaurant. Yeah, you don't ask for the leftovers. You don't want to ask for the dog food. I disagree. I disagree with that as well. It's stupid. That's bullshit.

You paid for the fucking... Paid for it. Somebody did. I'm taking that the fuck home. Exactly. Also, okay, splitting the check in France is frowned upon. They're not into that. So who the fuck pays?

Well, you just... Somebody pays for it. One person, Ricky. You know, split the check out. Yeah, but how do you decide who the fuck that one person is? Three of us go to dinner. It's rude if we all don't pay. None of us pay and we run on the bill. Okay, we run on the bill.

See, there's an answer for everything, Julian. You shouldn't cut up all the food on your plate, you know, at once. You know what? I do that. People that do that are fucked in the head. Except for lobster. Okay. Why? What's the problem with cutting up all your food? I don't know, man. This is a list. I'm just reading it.

Have you ever fucking gone up to dinner with someone and like they have a steak and they cut it all into little fucking perfect little pieces and they have little, those green long things, whatever the fuck they're called, that make your piss stink. You cut those into little bite-sized pieces and then your potato, you get all that fucking ready, and spread apart, and butter, and pepper, and fucking mayonnaise, whatever the fuck else you want. And by the time you get done that, your fucking steak's cold. Well, meanwhile, I'm done, and then they start eating. They're like, so fucking, look at me. Don't even have to use a fucking knife. It fucking drives me nuts.

I agree with that. Lobster's different, though. Why? Because I like the fucking idea of taking a lobster, ripping the fucking shit out of it, getting all the delicious meat all in one big pile, and then you're like, okay, time for my reward. It's like a fucking caveman.

Okay. Moving on to number six, which is bullshit. In Korea, you should only drink water after the meal. You kidding me why cuz you'll get shot where the fuck was this list me like that's a list man it's just North Korea South Korea big difference North Korea you drink whatever the fuck Kim Jong ying-ho Yang's wants you to drink. Kim Yong Hooli Lang? What? Kim Yong, whatever his name is. Who the fuck is that? The guy that hangs out with that basketball player guy.

Dennis Rodman. Dennis, yeah. Why don't you just smoke like a normal human being? Fuck! Just smoke it like a normal human being? Fuck! Just smoke it, Randy. Just smoke it. Here, for fuck's sakes. Too pissed off. So that's a great fucking...

That was really hours of entertaining. Okay, you know what? Fuck it. That was not good. Holy fuck. All my list items were better than that fucking piece of shit list. Okay, there's another one here. This is pissed under the table instead of going to the bathroom.

That could be on the list. I could write a fucking way better list than that. Pissed on someone's shoes sitting across from you. That's rude. Especially if you're wearing a fucking sandal. Well, Ricky, that list would be like seven completely fucking insane things to do at a dinner table. Have you ever pissed on anyone's feet? No.

I did once, and I regretted it. Why? It was an accident. How did you accidentally piss on someone's feet? I was in a bathroom stall with these drunk people, one of them I knew, Davey from jail, and he was trying to piss under the stall on my feet. So the next time I went to the bathroom,

and I already finished my piss, so the next time I went to the bathroom, I thought already finished my piss, so the next time I went to the bathroom, I thought he was still in the stall, but it was somebody else, and I pissed all over their feet, and they were not fucking happy about it. My uncle got his feet pissed on. By who?

I don't have an uncle. Somebody tried to... Do you have anything else that's fucking the least bit entertaining over there? Yes, I do, okay? Good, because I am fucking bored. No, you're just fucked. Okay, seven words. Okay, check this out. Here, Ricky Peanut Buttercup. Boys, okay, you tell me to start something, then you fucking start throwing food around.

What is it? Seven words that exist only because people mispronounce them first, okay? So... I like this. Okay, that's the good news. This is not good. I don't even know if we should... No, this is fucking...

This is great. I like hearing about this stuff, because I... Say it again. Seven words... I've made up words that work. ...that exist only because people fuck them up the first time they say it. There you go. So who's fucking smart and who's dumb now, dummies?

Word number one, nickname. You know what the word really is? Eckname. Meaning added name. So instead of Eckname, someone said nickname. They fucked it up. I didn't know that. I don't believe that.

I think it was a guy named Nick. He was the first person to give someone a nickname. And it was a name given by Nick. There, I gave you a nickname. Yeah. And it stuck. So that guy is famous. Now everyone that gives someone a fucking nickname has to thank Nick.

Okay. Moving on to word number two. Cherry. Cherry? Yeah. The fruit or the part of the woman? The fruit, man. It's like the name was supposed to be cherries. What?

What did you say? The fruit or the part of the woman? We probably should be talking about that. Ricky, what you... What do you say? I fucked up. The fruit or the part of the woman? We probably shouldn't be talking about that, I guess. Ricky, what you... Well, you said cherry. It's a cherry, like a fucking cherry. That's the first thing that came to my mind. I know, of course it was.

Well, it's because I saw this earlier. I was like, fuck, what are some other things but cherries? And you taught a chick's cherry. Ricky. Okay. All right, here's another... Fuck this out. Fuck. cherry, Ricky. Okay. All right, here's another. Put this out. Fuck.

Here, give me that. I never noticed. What? Just the goddamn picture on the front of the thing. It's all goopy and. It looks delicious, man. It's a cherry blossom. Well, it does and it looks awful.

Goopy old mess coming out of it. It's not durian. So where does the word cherry come from then? Let's fucking please and it'll laven me? Fuck that. We're not doing that anymore. No, I want to know now for fuck's sakes. Somebody fucked cherry up? What's it supposed to be?

Jerry I bet. Nope. Move it on to Newt. You're not even going to tell us now. Nope, you fucked it up. Move it on. Nope, you gotta know what cherry is. I will crush a handful of chips on your computer unless you tell me. Don't do it, man. I'll do it right now.

Okay, this is what better for Ricky. No, you tell me what cherry is or I'm crushing these on your keyboard. Don't fucking... you do that, I'll burn you. I'll fucking burn your lip, man. Let's try to guess. Bob's... Jumillion. Don't fucking do it.

Where did cherry come from? Nope, I'm burning you. I will burn you. I't fucking do it. Where did Jerry come from? No. I'm burning. I will burn you. I will fucking burn you, man. Fucking Spanish standoff. You fuck with my computer. This is going right in your chin. I'll just wait for it to burn out.

No, let's just wait for it to happen. See, now you fucked it up. Give me the fucking box and I'll look this shit up. Was it Sherry? Not telling you. Terry. Fairy. Nope. Fairy. Nope.

Mary. Keep guessing. I'm not telling you. You guys fucked it over. You want to... She-ry. She-ry. Beads.

Forbidden fruit. All right, I'm trying to get that fucking caller back. You guys are fucking me over here. I'll tell you what's fucking us over. That is no more bubbly. No, I'm good, Rick. Get a little more bubbly. Get a little closer with air it extra dry.

Is that what you're wearing today? I don't wear air it extra dry. All right, fuck, the excitement. Well... Drys you out. Here's a good one, okay? to dry. Oh, fuck. The excitement. Well, dry joke. Here's a good one, okay? Oh, my fuck. Ten interesting facts

about pornography that will blow more than just your mind. So we're gonna blow it now while we're here, are we? That's great.

You didn't have to go there with that, Rick. What are you talking about? Okay, the word milf is the most frequently fucking searched porn term on the internet. MILF. MILF? Yep. Well, who doesn't like MILF porn?

Mothers would like to finger blast. That's another way you could say it. They say here... Holy fuck, man. It's proven that when men are watching porn, they tend to focus on the woman's eyes in the videos. Bullshit. Oh, my God. I don't buy it.

Watching porn. They focus on... No. That's what they're saying. Lies. The biggest porn company in the entire world is here in Canada. Nice. That's right. We got shit going here. You know porn company in the entire world is here in Canada. Nice. That's right. We got shit going here. You know what company it is.

Pornhub. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Tell him what he wins, Jim. Didn't you do one of those family oak trees and find out your mother was running that company? Started it from scratch. Whose mother? Yours.

My mother. Yeah? She started Pornhub. She is the hub. That's why she banned you. She's got the hub everybody plugs into. Too busy filming herself banging. I think that's a real nice thing to say about my mother. All right, I'm sorry.

That was kind of mean. Well, it could have. My mom, maybe she's running it. I don't know. She took off too. She's got the hub. I know where the hub is. Everyone plugs into.

If my mom does something to do with Pornhub, I need some cash, okay? Come visit me. All right? We should get Pornhub on here as a sponsor. Why don't we? I don't know. Just call your mom. Just call your mom.

You guys probably need to get back in touch anyway. My mother doesn't have anything to do with this, I guarantee you, man. She started it. Showing her hub. Really nice, bubs. Greased up hub. Greased up hub. Come plug into me.

All right, 10 years ago, there were somewhere around 70,000 sites dedicated to porn. In 2014, there are now 14, I mean 4.2 million in the U.S. alone. From 70,000 to 4.2 million. 4.2 million. I bet you I could name every one of them. Okay, go for it. Cox.com?

Number one. First one. Number one on the list for the most. Well, I'm going with the obvious ones. No, the most visited. Most frequented by yourself. Cox.com, bubs. Wow.

I just mean that's going to be one of the... I didn't want to say the other word for the ladies. So is it just dudes on the site? Just all male? Could have said tits.com or something. I don't know. That was going to be number two. Landonstrip.com. Landonstrip.com. It could be for airplanes or it could be for something else. Who knows? I don't get it.

A landing strip. What's a landing strip? This girl that I date on and off, may have had a kid with, a couple kids, whatever. Lucy. She did a little work down below and that's what she called it, landing strip. I don't get it.

Now that you think about it, I don't really either. Little work down below, and that's what you call the landing strip. I don't get it. Now that you think about it, I don't really either. Boys. What? So what kind of work did you have done down there? Down where? Down where her underpants cover.

Just some razor work. Downwear or underpants cover? Dead reach, Buffs. It's a landing strip. What are you talking about? Is he talking about shaving me? I guess it's like when you're... He's talking about shaving you up. Just picture it, though. Here. Look, here, I'll draw you... Well, I'm not gonna draw you a picture I guess it's like when you're... He's talking about shaving you up.

Just picture it, though. Here. Look, here, I'll draw you... Well, I'm not gonna draw you a picture, because it's loosey. I think I got it now. You're coming in for a landing, and that's how you know where to go.

You see the landing strip, and you just fucking follow that right to home base. Put your plane in the hangar. Ricky, people know what you're talking about. All right, well that was... I don't think they do it. Do they do it, like, to use as a functional guide? Or is it just for looks? I think it would just be for looks.

That could be. I don't know. I don't think it would. Here, we've got a whole thing. I liked it. I did like it anyway. It was nice and different. It just looked really nice and it was groomed. And you were able to just get her lined up perfectly, were you? Big time. Fucking crash landed right in there.

Anyway, I should be talking about this. Lucy would be pissed off. What is a pubic hair landing strip? Right here. This is it. You can read up on it i don't i get it now i knew anyway i was we can't show any of this shit anyways lucy will fucking be pissed that i was telling you guys about that i knew what it was anyway i was just playing just

make you're gonna cut all this out though right yeah we'll cut this out oh yeah we'll cut her out good all right so is that it? Is that all you got? I guess next time I better bring some shit, because this was fucking terrible. Okay, now I've got another one. In Australia, porn that features women with A-cups or smaller is banned. Why? Why would you do that? That's bullshit.

A-cups or some... so small boobs aren't allowed on the internet? Not allowed on the porn sites in Australia. That's ridiculous. Nothing wrong with small boobs. That can't be true. The other nice thing is when they get older they just stay right where they're at. I bet you I know what it is. So there can't be any child pornography that way.

Good idea. Right? Yeah. Right? Because, you know, as long as there's boobs, there's no... Yeah, there's a big difference between child pornography and hot milk with small boobs. I know, but I think they're just doing it to say, you know what, now there's no fucking chance. Well, I think those people are missing out. Because as long as there's boobs there...

Anyway, there's been a lot of weird talk this time. Yeah, let's just... Should we do one more call? I'm just throwing out my theories. I know, it's just, you know, fuck that. Okay, at any second of the day, there are somewhere around 30 million people watching porn. Any second of the day.

We got a call. Let's ask them about fucking landing strips. No, Ricky. Hey, what the fuck's going on? Small tits being banned in fucking Australia. How are you? What is your name? Chanel?

Chanel, hey, Chanel. Where are you? What is your name? Chanel? Chanel. Chanel. Hey, Chanel. Where are you calling from? Kitchener, Ontario. You guys know me. Oh, yeah. I've been out to bed and lots of fun. How the fuck are you guys today? We're doing pretty good. I think we're good.

Good. What's the weather like out there? Beautiful. It's sunny, but cold as a witch's... Heat. Hand. Beautiful. It's sunny, but cold as a witch's hand. Nice. So how's Ricky doing today? Any shenanigans? Ricky's been pretty good today. Ricky passed out early last night and got more sleep than he's had in probably seven, eight years. And I'm pretty charged up. Smoked one too many cannons, but I'm good. I've. I've got the Laffy Buzz. Awesome. Well, it's nice to talk to you guys. Right on.

It was good talking to you as well. Yeah, I'm a founding fucker, and we never got to Skype, but I'm okay with that. We're kind of doing it right now, aren't we? Yeah, yeah. We are Skyping. So I'm excited. Ricky, do you want to draw a picture of her, or's going on? Oh, no, I'm picturing out.

Okay, Ricky was... No, we're drawing pictures of everybody that calls in. Well, uh... What color eyes do you have? Blue. Blue eyes. Glasses? No glasses.

Big, dirty milkers, though. Big, dirty milkers. Big, dirty milkers. Wow. So you'd be fine in Australia. No glasses, big dirty milkers though. Big dirty milkers. Wow, so you'd be fine in Australia. Did you hear that porn in Australia was a cup or less and it's banned I guess. Which is not really fair to the women with smaller ones but we're happy for you. Let me handle this now.

So yeah, big dirty milkers huh. So, yeah. Big dirty knockers, huh? Yeah, pretty big knockers. I've met all of you guys before, and I'm head of the Sunnyvale Fucked Family fan club for you guys. Oh, excellent. Excellent. Yeah, mad love for you, and we've got over 4,000 members now.

Holy fuck. And you're the president. We definitely have to draw a picture then. So you've got blue eyes and big dirty mouth. How big are those mouth? Pretty much. It would be accurate to just draw like a short person, big milkers, blue eyes, curly hair.

Okay, Ricky, there you go. Short person, big milkers, blue eyes, curly hair. Awesome. Okay. I can't wait to see. Okay, Ricky, there you go. Short person, big mouth, blue eyes, curly hair. Awesome. Okay. I can't wait to see. Okay, cool. I wouldn't be too excited about that. Yeah, have a nice day, fella.

You too. What color was the hair again, guys? Bye. Bye-bye. Foxy, I'm too... She didn't say what color the hair was. I think she just said curly, didn't she? Curly.

She said short lady, big boobs, blue eyes, curly hair. I already fucked up the short lady. Curly brown hair, maybe? Brown? Don't have any idea. Okay. We done? Unless you have something really fucking, a gem saved up here to talk about,

then I would say we could be pretty much done here, guys. I don't know. I got to go anyway. I got to use it. Where you going to use it or not? Well, I'm going to use it, Ricky, where the using goes on. The using it place. All right.

You got to go piss. I'm going to go mix up another drink, man. Rick, are you going to stay here and draw your little picture of, uh, what's her name again? Janelle? Chanel? Chanel. Chanel number five? Here, let's just see.

Here, let her sign off. She's the president of one of the fan clubs. There she is. Right there. Chicasa. Fuck, stop saying that. Nice. Goodbye.

I gotta put her at an E-ball there, I guess. Goodbye. What was it, Chanel? Chanel. Chanel, like the perfume. Chanel. Okay, that's it. No, that's not right. That's shine-el.

Fuck's sake. It's close enough. Here, I'll put a... Ricky, I can get a nice... You put a minus sign in there, then it's two words. That works. Shin-el. Brilliant.

I'm tired, boys. That's the last one. I'm done with the fucking pictures. I think it's a dumb idea. I can't draw that well in case you didn't fucking notice. I'm not doing any more. Fuck off. Stop talking, Ricky. Are you gonna pogo? Are you gonna pogo out of here? Thank you.