Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 32 - Adios, Muthaf**ka!

Episode Date: December 31, 2021

Tell 2021 to F**K OFF with the Boys! Ricky creates a cocktail to celebrate - is it a new taste sensation, or will it make ya pook? Also: Discover new year's traditions around the world, and why Bubbles has 160 pairs of underpants!

Yeah, mon. Say welcome. Park after dark, mon. Welcome to the park after the dark. It's New Year's fuckity! Fuck yeah! Give us a little something-something, bubs. Charlie Watts. They, I don't know why they got the hi-hat there and the snare over there makes no sense. You can change it.

Yeah, man, you should rewire this baby. I like how you guys gave me this and you've been playing it pretty much all the time. Well, you know what? It is pretty awesome. It's starting to get annoying. I'm going to be straight up with you. Yeah, so is your fucking... So is what? Your big milky tits.

They're getting annoying, too. They are a bit annoying. You all right there, Colby? Boys, it's... Whoa, what is this? Day seven of drinking? Yes. 17.

Ricky, do you want to make me another Smurf Balls? You know what? We're going to make these next drinks. Have you tasted the Smurf Balls? I don't do Smurf Balls, man. Dirty Old Coke and blue crunchy. Should I go for another one of these or what? Yes.

It's been a lot. We've basically been surviving on these. All right. These chips. This is bag number six. That's the end of them. That's it? All right.

We want to make sure we keep those. You know what? Next drinks. Let's crack them up a little bit. Don't fucking ever break up my chips. Whoa. You'll drink. Jesus Christ. Yeah, but little bit. Don't fucking ever break up my chips! Whoa. You'll eat less of these, man. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, but what about for dip? Oh, fuck. Yeah. Here, have one of these and chill out the fuck out, man. Now we gotta eat the chips with a spoon. No, it's like chip dust, man. All right, poor Julian ruined New Year's Eve. I was gonna mix up these new drinks called Adios, motherfucker.

Oh. Ah, yes. Is this out of your microwave book? No, but the food coming up is. And I made you guys ornaments for next year. Oh, look at that. Little piss hole mermaids.

There's a big one for Julian because he's big. Here, that goes in your piss hole, Julian. Look, there's a little piss hole thing that could stick right in there. This goes right up your arse. It'll stop right at the fucking tail. No. I thought the faces were very realistic. Really good, Ricky.

All right. See, now here's the problem. This recipe is only for one person. All right. We'll just multiply it by 10. Or 10. Or 2. Or 10.

All right. What do we got here? People want to know what you're missing. This is the Adios motherfucker. We're not going to tell them. So we got to put in, it says a half ounce of tequila. So, four. Four of those.

One. What kind of tequila is that, man? Maybe two, because we don't know. Three. Three. Two. Three for good luck. Let's start with two.

That's very expensive, tequila. Then we've got my little friend here. La blue caracha, La blue Karacha. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blue Camacho. Hector the Macho Blue Camacho. This is a boxer, wasn't it? Blue Karachitkodiga.

Kura-kay. Kura-kako. Kura-kayo, Kura-ko? Kura-ko. Kura-kay. Kura-say-ah. Kura-stubach. Kura-say-oh. We're supposed to do a half ounce of that, so we'll do the... Karancho. Caraco. Caraca-a! Caraca-a! Caraca-a! Caraca-a! Caraca-a!

We're supposed to do a half ounce of that, so we'll do that. Caracho! Why do you use that? Just fucking free pour, man. No, let's get it right. What the fuck? Is this the birth of Stuart?

How much is supposed to be in there? Half an ounce. So then two full ones, like you did. You guys are shitty bartenders. See, we didn't do that though. Well, guess what? You're not having any. I don't want any of this shit. We didn't do that, though. Well, guess what? You're not having any. I don't want any of this shit.

We didn't do the multiple very well. If it's a half and you went to four, for two, It'll still taste good. So it's four half ounces. Keep going. Half ounce of vodka. So four.

No, man. Three seconds. We've already done the two twos. Boy, so we've got to keep it consistent. Or two, I mean. Four half ounces makes two of those. Fucking amateur hour. Like, seriously.

No, because some people enjoy the different flavors. Did you ever see the fucking show Cocktails? With Tom Cruise? Did you see him fucking using shot glasses? This is the first time I've ever made these, man! Well, no, it's easy, I can tell you. And that's what's called a movie, too, by the way. You call my life a movie?

Well, if that's what I mean, no. I can mix up that drink, look at it. Don't kiss me, man. Some people like to enjoy the different flavors and different quantities. I just do it, man. Not just chugging liquor like a fucking... Why do you always dope me when it comes to this shit? Because you drink one drink! Because you don't mix fancy drinks, you drink one thing! Monty's not just chugging liquor like a fucking... Why do you always dope me when it comes to this shit?

Because you drink one drink. Because you don't mix fancy drinks. I know how to mix a fucking thing. Oh, when I have a date, a lady over, I want to mix up a drink like this. I don't have to take out the fucking card and say, all right. Half an ounce of white rum. Yeah, and she usually pukes and goes, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. This is the fuck up right here. White rum.

White rum is fucking not cool. What the fuck kind of white rum? Watch, Ricky. The tannins in that might balance out with the flavonoids in there. Okay, so a half ounce of white rum. I would recommend Derek. The flavonoids of rum and the tannins of blue crunchy. What the fuck are you talking about? Flavonoids. Listen.

Your mama's got flavonoids. Half an ounce of gin. Flavonoids above the ginny. This is probably not great gin, but oh well, half an ounce of gin. Gin. I don't like gin. Didn't they used to call your mother, her nickname was Gunter? Ooh.

Your mama. No, she was... Because she had a gunty. Gunter. Like a huge gunt. It's impossible to get rid of that once you get it, man. I don't call any of that. Okay, that's all for get rid of that once you get it, man. I don't recall any of that. Okay.

That's all for liquor. Is that it? Ooh, doggies. Ice. That's a lot of ice. Give me an ooh, doggie. No, man. Come on.

Ooh, doggie. Everybody just hold the fucking phone now. Now we got to have the little. What's that? This is sweet and sour syrup. No, simple syrup. I made this. Sweet and sour.

It's not sweet and sour, Ricky. That's what it says here. Simple syrup. No, simple syrup. I made this. It's not sweet and sour. Simple syrup. So two ounces. Oh, this is hurting. So I'm going to need four of these or eight of these? Eight of these. No. Yeah.

How about you throw it? A half times four is two. Don't put any fucking ice in here. Oh, man. Why would you put a chicken bone in this? It fucked everything up. It's not going to hurt it. It's okay.

Fuck. Don't be throwing chicken bones in the liquor drink. So we need eight of these, I think. I think we're times nearly by four. And how many is it supposed to be? Two? Painful. Two ounces.

Two ounces times, yes, it's eight of those you need. One. Eight? Isn't it? Yeah, you're right. Two. Just fucking take the cap off and... Man.

Three. This is fucking painful. Sounds like... Somewhere better to be? Makes me have to use it. What do you mean, was that three? Oh, I gotta use it. Get a piss?

Don't break the seal, buddy. You'll be pissing every five minutes. Don't blow the top off her, Ricky. This is what, five-ish? Yeah. There's six. That's getting better. Six.

Okay. She's going to be sweet, boys. She's going to be sweet. She's going to be sweet. She's going to be sweet. Still going. Is this just for two drinks? Yeah. You guys are fucked.

This is two drinks. There you go with the toothpaste. And I already had Smurf balls. You're going to fucking rot your teeth I already drank drinks like that.

I've been drinking Smurf balls all day. Now we need some of this balls in your dreams. Citrus liquor or no it's seven up for spread I guess. We need fucking eight of these? You're sucking on balls in your dreams. Citrus liquor. Or no, it's seven up for Sprite, I guess. We need fucking eight.

Four, eight. Oh, we put too many in! Don't. What? We fucked it up, man. How? You guys are dumb. I knew it was only supposed to be four of those.

Why? No, it was two. A half went to... Two. Two. So two goes to eight. Okay, so we need eight of these, too, then. Yes, you need eight of those. And be, two goes to eight. Okay, so we need eight of these too then.

Yes, you need eight of those and be, you know, generous. Yeah, don't be so fucking delicate. Be generous with that. Just dump your shit in, man. Because this is gonna carbonate it and make it a fizzy drink. Six. This is gonna be a goddamn nice drink. It's gonna be something.

It's not looking good, man. I'm gonna transfer my Smurf balls into there. Alright, you know what? It looks proper. It looks like it did in the picture. Is that it? Is that what it's supposed to look like? No, we need a lemon wedge.

I don't think a lemon wedge matters at this point, Ricky, but let's do it. How many lemon wedges does it call for? One per drink, so we'll just put them on the edge of your glass. Okay, so this should go right in, don't you think? No, but, but, but, but. Right in here, Ricky. We'll make a pitcher. Then I'm going to water it down. Okay, whatever you think.

I'm not going to fire it. You guys are fucking ruining. No, look at this. It could have been a good drink. Look at this. See, I want some ice in my fucking glass, though. You need the rest of the... Yeah, take some.

You need a blender, man. No, no. Where's my drumsticks? Those are battery-operated, bubs. Okay. Use the fucking here. Give me something else. What's this?

That's probably been on my floor, but... Okay. Oh, as if it matters, man. Okay, boys. Hold on to your bags. Do you want... All right, I'm holding. Do you want lime or lemon?

I want one of each. All right. That doesn't matter. You're not going to do that. These are Jurassic Park lemons. There's my lemon. Here comes my... Is there more ice?

I'm going to put actual ice in the... There better be more ice in the fucking freezer. Into my cup. Just like that. Oh, one went right in my underwear. Ice cube, right in my underwear. No, no, no, no. Okay, Ricky, are you ready?

Adios, motherfucker. Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Did I overflow it? Yes, you did! You're supposed to give me your... I am! I was looking right at it! Didn't look like any was even going into me! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

You're getting that all over your fucking drum. Well, that's alright. Good going. You're getting that all over your fucking drum. Well, that's all right. I'll drink it. Okay. Whoo! Whoo, baby! All right, what kind of whoo, what does that mean? That's fucking delicious, Ricky.

All right, give us some more. What does it taste like? Is it really? Jesus, you can taste everything. That was like a punch in the face by the liquor gods. I could taste tequila. Yeah. And gin.

All right. Oh, yeah. You can taste it all. Everything that's in there. It's good, but it is fucking strong. Ooh, she's got some kick to her. That's like getting kicked in the tits by a mule. You could weld with that.

All right, I'm going to try a bit of this. It's nice. What else was in there? I can taste tequila. I can taste the gin. Rum. I can taste the rum. Vodka.

I can taste vodka, and I can taste the fucking simple syrup. And the 7-Up. Carbonation. There's not much 7-Up. Carbonation. There's not much carbonation left. All right. It's pretty good. There's a lot of floaties in there. Is that normal?

Well, that's from the old liquor bottle stir stick. You know what? It's pretty fucking good. It's growing on me quickly. Yeah, you can get drunk off that. I mean, that's not for me. I think the tequila is the dominant liquor yeah for sure but it's got a nice little roll off on it yeah you're rolling

down the hill you roll off the fucking high end you keep rolling you can taste uh a bit of vodka there's a low pass filter on it that rum is is not good, though. You need better rum than that. That's the shit rum. No. Now, if I was EQing that drink... That's airplane rum. That's the kind of rum you get on an airplane. If I was EQing that, I rolled off about 8k. Rolled that off. Okay. Gave her a boost around

250. Don't know what you're talking about. And then just cranked the mids. Alright. That's how that drink's EQed. That's how that drinks EQ'd. That's better. I'd fucking probably titch less tequila. Well, just counteract it.

Add more liquor, Ricky. Titch less gin. Like, look, just... Throw some more of that blue shit in there. A little bit more blue carasino. Easy as... Okay. Okay.

Blue... Blue Karen Quiller. Brassino. Easy as... Okay. Okay. Blue. Blue Karen Quiller. Karen Quiller? Karen Quiller. Watch it. You get a buzz on. Oh, I'm right. What the fuck is a Karen Quiller?

This. Blue Karen Quiller. Okay. Adios, motherfuckers. Good night. See, you know what, Ricky? I just fixed it. Did you really?

I just rolled off more 8K. Try it. That's how you're supposed to mix drinks. Just pour them in, man. Try it. I just took the tequila edge off with the blue cruncher. Oh, you did, but now it contains gin. Okay, that's okay.

We can dismantle the gin flavor with some more vodka. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Maybe a bit more lime. A little more vodka. A little more vodka. Just a titch. Just a little, just a sprinkle. Bye-bye, gin.

Just a sprinkle. It is fucking nice, though. Try that now. I feel like I have a buzz on from one mouthful. Well, there's a lot of liquor in it. I guess it came from the buzz on I had before that. Well, we've been drinking seven days straight now. Or eight days.

Let me shoot the line. That does it? Well, fuck, man. Oh, no. Jesus, Bob. Fuck. Look at that. Good thing you got your safety fucking telescopes on.

You got some fucking lemon skin on your nose. Puffs, man. That's fucking lemon. Yeah. It's not good for the... It's good for everything. Holy fuck. Is it better?

What happened? I forgot to stir it. Oh, yeah. Stir it, because the vodka will sit right on the top. Vodka will float right on the top. Oh, God. I'm house watering. I'm going to poop.

You're going to what? He's going to poop. Poop? Poop. Okay, you know what? So the vodka became a little dominant now. Yeah, okay. You know what you need now?

More blue crunchy. More of that and a bit more Sprite. Yeah, a little, just a sliver. Whoa, way too much. That was a little too much. Nope, I don't want any more of the blue. Oh! You're out of control with the blue karaoke.

Just listen. What'd you call it? Blue karaoke. Give me the 7-Up. Oh, man, that's like a weird thing that happened there, isn't it? The blue separated from the rest of it. Give me the seven up. Oh, man, that's like a weird thing that happened there, isn't it? The blue separated from the rest of it.

You fucked up my New Year's traditions, that's for sure. It's all right. Seven up, we'll fix everything. I've got no room, dude. It was fucking to the top, man. What? It's mixed. Now it's mixed. I don't give a fuck, man. What? It's mixed. Now it's mixed.

I don't give a fuck. Go for it. Now it's mixed properly. Now we can start from scratch, okay? All right. Reset your level to zero, Ricky. Are you reset? Oh, it's nice now.

Are you reset? You fixed it. Couldn't be better. Right on. Actually, the tequila became a little bit dominant again. Oh, not for me. Keep the buzz on, though. I tell you what.

You drank a couple of these and you'll be on your ass. Holy fuck. I got a buzz on.C.M.P. on your ass? Holy fuck. I got a buzz on. I'm two sips. So there's a lesson to be learned here. You don't follow the fucking recipes, man. Well, the recipe got us close, though. Oh, it did?

Well, no, I think you could have perfected it. The recipe landed the plane. We just had to taxi it. Whatever the fuck that means, I don't know. Give me the syrup, Ricky. The sweet and sour? The SS.

The SS syrup. Just a little. Sweet and natural? Boopsy boop. Oh, I missed it. Okay, now stir it

so you don't get a mouthful of syrup. You know what I want to do? Now, this should be perfection. I want to do a test version. I want to do? Now, this should be... I want to do a test, Piers. I want to do a test.

It's fucking perfect now, Ricky. It is perfect now. You know what? There's no single taste that stands out. No, it's just a... It's a group taste. It's a group conglomerate of beautiful. Yep, you're fucked, man.

We're changing the name of this to group conglomerate of beautiful Yeah, you're fucked. We're changing the name of this of The group conglomerate of beautiful give me this fucking you want a drink I'll show you a fucking drink This is how you do No, see you got portions all off already wait, no, fuck it up. No, this is gonna work Wanna hear about some fucked up... Sure. Do it up as I do this.

...traditions? Yes. And ain't it... No. I gave it to Huck. In Spain they have... What kind of fucking rum is this? The 12 Grapes of Luck.

The what? The 12 Grapes of Luck. You gotta eat a grape for every... each strike of the clock until midnight. And it'll bring you good luck if you can eat them all. Are they liquor grapes? No. Just grapes, man.

Fuck gin. Have you ever had a liquor grape? I can't see this one because you guys fucking... Fuck. What'd you put in there? Sweet and sour. Sweet and sour. Sweet and sour. It's gonna be delicious.

Sweet and simple? What's it called, that sauce? Simple Johnny. And you guys threw this out. Chicken bone at the bottom. Dumb. Okay. I think I figured it out.

In the mixing bottle, yeah. All right, throw this out. In the mixing bottle. Oh yeah. Alright, try this out. The bottle spoon. Jesus Christ, Bubz! You fucking did that on the spot! What is in that? Bubz! That tastes like straight tequila! No, no, I didn't even pour much tequila on that!

That was awful! You're lying! That tastes like dish water! Rookie, try You're lying. That tastes like dishwater. Ricky, try that. Please. That tastes like dishwater. You're just doing that just to fucking piss me off. Dishwater. That smells heinous. It's terrible, Ricky.

It's not the same shit you guys have been using. No, it isn't. No, man. It's awful. What is wrong with it? I did nothing. It's a chicken bone. I don't fucking know.

No, it might be. It's got a cinnamon nothing. It's the chicken bone. I don't fucking know. No, it might be the... It's got a cinnamon taste. It's the chicken bone. Alright, maybe I should have put the chicken bone in there. This. Try that. No, he spit all over me, by the way.

Fuck, man. Don't get in the lane of a loaded mouth. Don't get in the lane of a loaded mouth. Try that. No, I'm not trying that shit. It's disgusting. In Denmark, they smash fucking plates. You smash plates and can't read.

You know. You smash plates for what? Other pottery shit. You smash them against the doors of your neighbors. It brings you good luck. What the fuck happened there? It's the fridge door. What happened?

It's a plate. It's not a fucking smashy plate. Well, it's still a fucking plate. Did anybody ever think I'd open a store called Hairy Pottery? No, you did. Where you make pottery with hair coming out of it? Your mother wanted to open one called Hairy Pussy. Oh, and guess what else they eat?

I love this fucking day, guys. You'd be eating boiled cod with mustard right now. That's their fucking New Year's delicacy. That sounds nice. Mustard. In Ecuador, they like to burn fucking scarecrows. That sounds fun. That'd be fun.

We could do that. Take some of Julian's old jeans and black t-shirts and make a fucking muscular scarecrow and light it the fucking fire. I got some of your lime fucking lemon skin in my fucking drink. Yeah? That's just lemon skin. Fuck it. Didn't come out of my mouth, I don't think. You just spit on me, man. In Latin America, where's that?

South America, Ricky. Why don't they just say South America? Well, Latin America. No, I guess maybe that's more Central America. They wear colorful underwear on New Year's. I wear colorful underwear every day of the year. Yellow is for wealth. What color you got on, Julian? Pink. Black. Black? Black underwear. Those are the underwear of death.

Well, don't fuck with me then. No, it means... Who wears black underwear? Lots of people. Porn stars in gay films. Well, don't fuck with me then. No, it means... Who wears black underwear? Lots of people. Porn stars in gay films. What are you... Everybody has a pair of black underwear. It's not just white, you know.

No, but checkerboard underwear. Checkerboard? Tartan underwear. You didn't say checkerboard underwear. Tartan. I don't have those, no. I do. Good for you, man. I'm proud of you.

I've got 116 pairs of underwear. I only gotta wash my underwear three times a year. Once a week. You know when I do the big underwear drop? Yeah, I know, I know. That's a lot of underwear. I load up my Santa pocket.

So, day one of your 116, you throw those in the hamper, and they're there for 117 days. Yes, sir. That is fucking disgusting. You know what grows on that shit? Pair of ones down the bottom for 116 days. 116 pair of underwear should be enough for the year, bud. No.

No, Ricky. If you let them air out for 116 days. 116 pair of underwear should be enough for the year, bud. No. No, Ricky. Everyday. If you put them, if you let them air out for 116 days. Well, you don't wear them to bed. No, I, no, you know how I sleep. You sleep naked? Oh, baby.

The boss man. No, I wear full jammies. Full coveralls, just no underwear. And you sleep naked? Yeah. Okay. Even when I'm napping on the couch. That's good to know, man. I will not interrupt your mid-afternoon naps.

Oh, I just took a whole mouthful of this. Guess what they do in Italy, and we should start doing this. They toss furniture out the windows on New Year's Eve. Let's do it. Let's do it. I got a whole mouthful of that in both nostrils. Wow. Where do they toss furniture out the window?

Your mother's house. In Italy. Italy. No, they don't. It'd be dangerous walking down the streets, wouldn't it? If they're throwing out armors and stuff, it would be. Great if you just move there. And that's where the expression, out with the old, in with the new, comes from.

Out with the old. They throw out all, comes from. Out with the old. They throw out all their furniture. Fucking right out the window. That's fucked up. I love it. Fucking Leons would have, they should set up a shop in Italy with don't pay a cent event on January 1st. I don't know. They'd make a killing.

Everybody needs new furniture January 1st because they got drunken smashers out the windows. I'm doing it. Ooh, doggy! All right, is that all we got? No. For what? We haven't even started yet, have we? No.

Welcome. Oh, no, we did that first. Yeah, I know. Welcome to Perk after dark again. What happened? We walked them, people, and then what? You know what, though, Ricky? Is that drink ever sticky.

Holy fuck. It's welding my fingers together. She's got a little bit of the sugar into her. Oh, yeah, look. Watch this. My top lip's stuck to my nose. Huh. It's not, Bob.

You're just getting trunk, man. Well, it feels like it's stuck right to my nose. All right. Is the time to go now or what? Why? About probably being able to probably talk. Oh, boys. What'd you say, baby?

I got to deal with you guys for the rest of the fucking night. It's only beginning. I know. I know. There can be only for the rest of the fucking night. It's only beginning. I know, I know. There can be only one. We're finishing all this. The Islander. Okay, well, get this away from me.

Gin is the grossest fucking alcohol I've ever tasted. Not when it's mixed. If you put gin in tequila, that's good when your oats are in a tropical place, I think. That. Bob's told, no, no, no, no no buffs don't you do that you're gonna be you're gonna be lazy drunk you know that okay that's nice Ricky although I got my lips on it now so I'm the only one that can drink it that's

not good that's not very good tequila actually. No, it's not good at all. It's, no, really? It's not the most tasty tequila I've ever had. Before I stole it, I asked one what the best tequila they had was. It's the 100% Puro Agave. You asked her what's the best one, then you stole it? Borrowed it, yeah.

It's the one with the skeletons on it. Yeah. Is that good? Skeleton tequila, I think it is. Jack Skeleton. Oh, boys, I got liquor all over the drive. Boys, boys, I got an update on the... These are going to be sick.

I got an update on the fucking camel beauty pageants. Remember we talked about that before? Down in the Saudis are doing it. What the fuck? The fucking camel beauty pageants. Remember we talked about that before down the Saudis are doing it? What the fuck? The fucking camel beauty pageants. You know what? They busted, no, not camel toe. They busted fucking 40 guys Botoxing the camels.

They got disqualified. They're into it, man. Botoxing the camels. Apparently you're into it, too. Why do you keep searching up Botoxing camels? It just comes up in my search bar. But it's, yeah, 40 of them got disqualified this year. Are they sex camels?

No, they're not. It has nothing to do with camel toes. It's a camel, a creature. I know what a camel is, but are they sex camels? That's the question. Are they Botoxing them up, making lips nice and putting lipstick on them and then fucking... Giving it to them? Humping them? I don't think they're fucking camels.

I think it's just a straight up beauty pageant. How attractive they are, I guess. I don't know. Maybe it's something to do with oral. It was weird over there. Camels are not sucking people off with Botox. Camels? It's a beauty pageant.

It's like a dog show. You'd have to. Well, you don't Botox a dog. It might happen if they had dogs over in Saudi Arabia. Maybe they will. Camels have big teeth. Big fucking camel teeth. Remember they used to call your mother camel teeth.

I knew you were going to get into that. Remember? Yeah. Here's a were going to get into that. Remember? Yeah. Here's a good job for one of us. Maybe Jacob. We could probably hire him to do this, but there's a guy. Started up a business. He's a living punching bag.

He goes into a place. Someone orders this guy up. You're stressed out. You can beat the fuck out of him. Feast? Yeah. You've got gloves on,, he stands there and just takes it. That'd make me want to hit him harder and harder. Like your mother. No, but you know, guys make a lot of money.

So you go in and you just punch the guy for money? You're stressed out, you want to hit somebody, you call this guy up, he's like, here you go, here's some gloves, beat the shit out of him. But why wouldn't you just, you know, hit a punching bag? Because when you hit somebody and you're stressed out, it feels so much better. Not if it feels like you're not hurting them, that would suck. You'd give it all you could and he'd just smile at you. You're hurting the guy.

You're just going to get more frustrated. Is he acting though, or is he... I don't know, guys. Why'd you start selling them? It just seems weird. You got a lot of weird searches. You could just draw some eyes and some lips on a punching bag and get the same effect for free. Okay, if you're a hunter and you went out and you were hunting animals and you were into that.

Camels. Would you want to fucking hit like a styrofoam animal or a real one? A styrofoam one because I wouldn't shoot. I'm the same way. I don't want to kill animals. I would not shoot any animals. Big game hunters, man. That's all I got. I'm the same way. I don't want to kill animals. I would not shoot any animals. Big game hunters, man.

That's all I got. Big game hunters are fucked. They are fucked. I'm going to say it right now. If there's any big game hunters watching, you can fucking lick my nuts. What about Little Game? Is there cool? No.

Kill a little bit of that? Here's my thing. You all right? No. If you're not eating the fucking thing after you kill it, you're fucked. Yeah, if you're just shooting it to after you kill it, you're fucked. Yeah, if you're just shooting it to get pictures with it, you're fucked.

We're getting deep into some shit here, boys. Wow. It's the fucking... Blue Saraceno is turning me fucking dark. No, it's not.

I'm just joking. I just don't like big game hunters, that's all, because I think they're fucked. People that kill something just to get a picture with it's not. I'm just joking. I just don't like big game hunters, that's all, because I think they're fucked. People that kill something just to get a picture with it are fucked. Some people need to hunt for food and shit.

You know, I get that. Oh, if you need to hunt for food, that's different. But if you're just, you know... If you're going over and blasting a lion or a giraffe just to get a fucking picture taken. Just to get a boner. And then cut his tail off and take it home and just pin it on your wall like a fucking jackass.

Yeah, that's fucked. That's fucked. To the animals. Yeah, let's give toast to the big game animals and all the big game dead animals. That shouldn't have been

shot by a fucking small dick fucking poachers. Fuck heads. Poachers. This is a weird New Year's Eve so far. Yeah, it's... Oh, boys.

Ricky, we got to mix up more of the blue chinchilla. Is that what it is? Blue chinchilla? Blue chinchilla. Can you work that? I can mix up the next one better than that one. What's that extra word to come up, Ricky? No liquor bones.

I mean, what are they? Blister bones. Sally bones. All right, you know what? I'm going to go through the covers. Get some fucking shit to throw in your drink. No spices. No spices.

And it'll be a lot better. No, you're not mixing. Ricky can mix perfect drinks. And then I just tweak the final ingredients. But he gets it to the goal line and I just kick it over the finish. Ricky takes the snap at the fucking 10 yard line and he runs down the field fucking straight arming people over the top gets it right to the goal line and then I just come in with my tweaks. All right. Touchdown. I'm going to be the spectator watching you guys do this.

Touchdown. That's my job. Okay. Is it time to fucking say Happy New Year to everybody and move on and get her going? Sing the song, Ricky. Sing the song, Rick. The old lang syne.

The blue caraccha. The blue caraccha. No, you know. Should old acquaintance be forgot in something, something. Something, something. Auld Lang Syne. That was nice. You didn't sing a fucking word.

Because I don't know the word. A lot of, most people don't know the fucking words of that song. I just know the organ part. Yeah. Through my mouth. Organs. All right. You like organs in your mouth?

All right, happy New Year's, everybody. It's going to be a better one next year, 2022. Do it like baby New Year. Hap, hap, happy. Remember that little fucker? I'm not doing that. I hated that guy. Baby new year.

All right, happy new year. Happy new year, guys. Happy new year, everybody. Happy new year. Hope it's better than the last fucking two. Yeah, because those two years can suck my nuts. 1 tbs of butter 1 tbs of sugar 1 tbs of salt 1 tbs of honey 1 tbs of honey

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