Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 32 - Rockin' Around The Old P*ss Tree

Episode Date: December 27, 2024

It's Christmas Day and the Boys can't wait to open their gifts and tuck into a big bacon breakfast! There's also Christmas cracker fun, Jail Spice chips, and Julian's million-dollar plan for 2025. Plus: Ricky believes in... Liquid Santa?!?

To watch the video version of park after dark in my fucking trailer go to swearnet.com or download the swearnet trailer park boys app Fuck off Ricky Ricky. Get up bud, boys are on their way over. You gotta get up bud, we gotta do some shit today. It's fucking Christmas. What's with all the smoke man? Fuck. Oh my fucking head.

Oh, what the fuck? What the fuck's going on here now? That's what I'm fucking wondering about. Jesus Christ. Oh, fuck. I didn't fucking see ya. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Why the fuck are we working on Christmas Day?

Because I wanted people to see on Christmas morning. People to see what? Holy fuck! What? What's going on? Shit. Ricky! It's not on fire. Ricky, the fucking tree's on fire!

Tree's on fire! Okay, okay, okay. What the fuck? Oh, the fire's just fucking smoldering. Ricky! What are you doing? I don't fucking know, boys. The wheels came off last night.

You were here. What happened? I left and this wasn't happening when I left last night or this morning when the fuck? I remember waking up and there was a bit of a fire. Ricky, you could have burned yourself to death. I know. Oh my fuck!

Thank God I was drinking a lot of beer. Cock was like a fire hose and it went out pretty good. You pissed on the tree to put it out and then went back to sleep! How did this happen? Are you out of your fucking mind? Here we go, this is what you wanted to fucking film today, bubs? This kind of shit? Why you didn't know this was gonna fucking happen? Why the fuck are we filming on Christmas Day? Everything's burnt.

Oh, my God. What the fuck is that? Oh, man, all the gifts are fucked. It's melted. I got Julie in that big truck. No, you didn't. Fucked! There's a fucking shark, and I don't know what that is. And a glass and a gun't know what that is.

And a glass and a gun. And we can try to make it still festive. Geez, Bob's he pissed all over the fucking tree, by the way. You might wanna get some gloves or something. Well, covered in salt. Some stuff's all right. Oh, fuck Julian, sorry, I got you that nice army jacket, but that didn't do so well. Oh, you got me this?

Still pretty good, actually. I'm not going to fucking wear that. It's the GAP, man. GAP? Well, yeah, nice jacket, man. Oh. Oh. Bottle of liquor for you.

How are you guys? Superheated, blew the top off. You're lucky you didn't fucking burn the whole trailer down, Ricky. How are you guys feeling so good today? How would top off. You're lucky you didn't fucking burn the whole trailer down, Ricky. How are you guys feeling so good today? How would you get off, Ricky, and piss on a tree that's on fire and then just go back to sleep? It was everything was fine at that point. I don't think this is melted.

No, that's good. That's old, but... All right, boss, here, look. Oh, man. That's... that's got a window in it now. You might want to open that up. Oh, man, this is a fucking good hockey stick. Got me a cat carrier.

Moe's gonna love that. That fucking thing. Melt it, look at it all melted to fuck. All right, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. This is a holiday inn. Here, Bubs, there's a VCR fucking, VHS. Oh man, it goes as well. My favorite movie. What album is this now? Holiday Inn. Here, Bubs, there's a VCR fuckin', VHS.

Oh man, it goes as well. My favorite movie! What album is this now? Oh fuck, I hope this wasn't Helix. Helix. It was Helix, recce I bought it for you. God damn it. Jesus Christ, recce. Aw, for fuck's sakes.

All right, who's, what? What's gonna happen when Trent and them come over? What are you gonna fucking say about this shit? I'm gonna clean everything up and say, you know what? Christmas isn't about fucking gifts, it's about, that's still pretty good. Here, Ricky, I carved that out of fucking solid wood.

That's pretty good, it, bubs. Well, it's fucking melted now. All scorched and burned. The fucking leg came off. It looks rustic now, Bubs. Oh, I get it. You can put it. You can get a leg. You can make another leg. Oh, I see.

So you fill it full of nuts and then it shits them out. Here's the first fucking Christmas card from Moe. Here, do you want to keep that for memories or what? This is a good fucking lesson, boys. Christmas isn't about gifts. It's about fucking just hanging out out having fun with your friends and family Not fucking burning yourself. You could have fucking died you dumbass. I didn't know I Didn't I'm like a cat. What do you got wrapped around your face? That's for filtering out smoke

I'm an idiot folks I'm not an idiot, Bubs. You're choking on smoke, so you put a can of the flag over your mouth instead of fucking going out and calling the fire department and getting some fresh air. How'd you know I wanted one of these? Because it's a muscle truck. I don't know, you think you can fix that? Maybe we'll put some batteries in it. I don't mind it looking like that. Looks kind of cool, actually. I can try this paint, baby.

It looks like the one from movie cars now. Yeah, it's sick. I need a fucking drink. It's like a Mad Maxie. All right, sit down. Get a drink. We got to figure this shit out, boys. Oh, fuck, boys. Wheels came off on Christmas Eve, huh?

Ricky, I was only gone for two hours. A lot can happen in two hours, eh? Yeah, a lot fucking can happen in two hours. Oh, I can't wait to see what happens on New Year's. What was the ignition point? How did it ignite? Your guess is better than mine. Were you doing hot knives or something? Were you, like, you had to have been doing something fucked with fire.

I, uh... Did you throw a joint into it or something? I'm climbing shitty lights. No, I put the lights on and they were up to cold. So you burned my fucking arms down. No, I know how to put the lights on and they were up cold. So you burned my fucking arms down. No, I know how to put Christmas lights on and chat them for frays and faults. Oh, so much explanation.

Jesus, Murphy, there's got to be something we can do to salvage something here. Chris, this is fucked, man. Fuck sakes, the battle is back. It's officially fucked right now. I don't know what you're gonna do, man. Aw, Ricky, for fuck sakes. What are you doing over there now?

What? No. What? I wouldn't know, man. You're gonna get some fucking fire again. I'll put the lights back on, at least. On the old pest tree. That's what fucking started the whole thing in the first place. I would say.

What the angel on mountain? You just had no fucking idea of Ricky how that started. The likes are on that means that they most likely didn't cause the fucking fire. No, I guarantee he threw a fucking joint into it or a cigarette. Stupid. That's the only thing that stand a chance, huh?

Merry Christmas, everybody. It is merry. What the fuck is this? A little notepad. Don't shoot that. What's the sense of the, what is that? A little notepad. I love little notepads.

You can take it then. I'd like to have a little notepad. Fucking, you know what? Whoever's making this shit, great idea, cause that would have cost, what? Ten cents to make maybe? See, when I had built a little kitty bed with a little nightstand, I could put that on there as if he was writing notes in it.

Hey, what kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper. Oh, fuck. All right, we got some more jokes here, Bubs. You know what? I can't even fucking see. What happened to me last night? What show will the squirrels see at Christmas?

Yep. Cas Noisette. Cas Noisette. I'm sure it was very funny in French. We used to eat chips. Chips didn't burn up. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Fuck! What? Tinsulatus.

Fuck off. That's a good one. That's not a bad one. Magic poker cards. What? One of the new flavors is out. Sam's Quanch Ranch. Yeah, are they good? Quite delicious, actually.

How the fuck are they magic curds? You never said these were here, Reggie. Jail spice. Jail spice. Sunnyvale Jazz Spice. They got a kick to them, man. All right, Rick. Merry Christmas, man. Hey., Rick. Merry Christmas, man.

Hey. You're the king of the castle. Hey. All right. How's your Christmas gift? Happy Christmas, everybody. I did get you guys good gifts, by the way. Happy Christmas, friends.

Looks like you're in Halloween. We did it. We made it do another one. Well, I'm really glad we're doing this on actual Christmas morning with the camera fellas. Jesus Murphy. I thought we'd do these on Fridays. It's Wednesday. It's Christmas Day. So it's early. That's why we're doing this.

It's Christmas morning. Merry Christmas, everybody. Watching this at home. I hope you had a good time opening your presents. Hopefully you... Better than we did. Hopefully nobody else's Christmas got fucked over a little bit. By a mystery...

I'd say it could have been a squirrel. Alright, here's the question. All this shit that we're gonna fucking make for breakfast today, our big It could have been a squirrel. All right, here's the question. All this shit that we're gonna fucking make for breakfast today, our big breakfast morning extravaganza, is it still in the fridge? Should be. Two packs of bacon.

There's nothing in there. Sausage. I just opened the fridge. I don't know. Boiled fucking potatoes that were cut up. I don't know. I'm fucking telling you, let it go, man. They're not in there.

They didn't burn, so they should be... Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. There's nothing in there. There's just... ...juice and pop. Well, I'm not gonna... Fucking... I didn't eat a fucking cup of pasta raw bacon, I don't think.

He did. He ate raw bacon. He ate them. Eggs. What are we playing? Bread. What are we doing? Did you cook the bacon or did you eat it raw? I don't remember bacon in my life.

He doesn't remember a fucking thing. So all this, all right. Those chips here, help yourself, guys. These chips weren't here when I left, two hours ago. So all this happened, and what's the time frame we're talking about? I left at, must have been six. Six?

Six o'clock, 6 a.m. Wow. None of this was here. I thought we were in bed before that. Was I in bed before that? No. No, man. You were sticking presents down your pants when I left. How is this thingy?

It's fucking delicious is what it is. Creams of Havoc or Pop? Here, no, try it on ice, Rick. You gotta try it on ice. That is a fucking... Oh my god, these things drive me fucking crazy, guys. How about it? I'm not gonna lie about that. Orange Tabby Cream Seco Vodka Pop.

Coming soon. Whoo, baby! I don't understand this fucking. Try that, Julian. Take a sniff of that. Tell me that's not a fucking... That's good, man. God damn right it's good. That's a good drink.

That's like a, that's a good summer fucking drink. You know what this is? What? The people that you did the liquor deal with. Mm-hmm. That's what that's... This is a sample. Orange tabby creamsicle vodka pop.

It tastes like a creamsicle. This is just a temporary thing. Not even allowed to show it. Here, pops, Merry Christmas. Ricky. Merry Christmas. I already have some. No, that's for.

What the fuck is that? It's just a change up. You can have two different colored hats. I got a pink one No, that's for... Fuck is that? It's just a change-up. You can have two different colored hats. I got a pink one here, if anybody wants. Oh, I got a dice. This is the worst Christmas we've ever had. Is it? I think it's the best Christmas ever because...

Because, okay, how... Everyone gets caught up in fucking gifts and bullshit. I think everyone should burn... Oh, yeah, so burn the fucking tree. Burn the gifts to the ground. It's starting a new tradition. I'm happy you're not dead anyway. Melt in the fuck though.

You think, no. I'm not going out and getting fucking Christmas presents to have you burn them every year. That's not happening. No. You know what's gonna happen? Next year, we're gonna have Christmas in my trailer. That's what's gonna happen.

Why did the orange take a prune to the Christmas party? Why? Because it couldn't find a date. I don't understand. That's horrible. A date, they mean a date, like a date you'd eat, which is what prunes are made out of. But then it did find a date if it took one.

I just got the tinselitis again. See, like come up with some content, you fucking... Look, if you're gonna have something like this, you need to have the, like enough content to fucking please everybody. Where are you even getting these things? Do I have one? Yeah, I just opened it.

You're a Jesus-opener. Comment faire pour entrer deux Pères Noël dans un réfrigérateur? Impossible. Il n'existe que sous Père Noël voyant. How is it possible you can read French better than you can read English? I was born a Le Fleur, bud. He has the French blood in him. No, you were Ricky Flower.

It got changed to Le Fleur. Is that how it went down? I don't understand any of this. Any what? None of it makes sense. If you guys don't think None of it makes sense. If you guys don't think we're living in a simulation now, I don't know what to tell you. Happy Christmas, pups.

How, that's a big one. How, why does this make it a simulation? Explain this to me. How do you do it? You just pull it? Yeah, man. No, man, you gotta go in and get the piss flaps and then you pull on them.

Oh, you gotta a first blast. That's all you got, man? That's the gift? Oh, wait, wait, wait. You're getting ripped off. Here, look at this fucking. Here's that. Oh, it's a bit of trivia.

I bet I can know it. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? Oh, fuck, I've got to... Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy. A what? A mince spy? What the fuck does that mean? Mince pie.

Like that's a bit of a fucking stretch. A mince spy. Look, who... Where did they get the guy right in this shit? That's not the right joke, man. Who hides in the bay? Yes, it is. Who am I? Other players need to guess who you are in less than 10 seconds. Who am I?

Bubbles. Nope. Jiggalo. Nope. Jiggalo. Nope. Drunk. Rudolph. You gotta fucking act like Rudolph a bit. What am I supposed to do?

Maybe something like that. Yeah, yeah, something like that. Something instead of who am I? That's like Bob. It could be anyone. You were you. Well, it doesn't say act like him. It just says, ask the other people, who am I? The other players need to guess who you are in less than 10 questions. You could have did this.

That's a good one. I would have said Rudolph. Oh, they need to guess who you are in less than 10 questions. You were supposed to question it. Let's try good one. I would have said Rudolph. Oh, they need to guess who you are in less than 10 questions. You were supposed to question it. Oh, let's try it again. Okay, how about this? You pick something. Are you an animal?

You pick something right now. You got something? Yes. Okay. Are you an animal? No. Are you a human? Yes. Male? Yes.

Actor? No. Singer. Yes. Band. No. Paul McCartney. No. Citizen. Now maybe. Now maybe. Bob Thornton. Nope. He's not one of you. Fuck Fuck man. American. Yes. Axl Rhodes. Nope. International pop star Terrence Trent Darby. Oh, for fuck's sake. Bob, come on. Come on.

Fucking obscure. Terrence Trent Darby? Yeah. Something a little relevant. I knew I was. Come on. One more. What is the name of the Dr. Seuss character

who steals Christmas? Oh, that's easy. The Grinch. Yeah. He fucked Christmas over hard. The Grinch. That's who came here. The Grinch wasn't here.

The Grinch was flaming ass. Shooting fireballs out of it, right in my tree. Grinch, I don't remember the Grinch having a flaming ass, Ricky. I thought it was a different movie. No, that... A flaming ass. Who was the character that shot fireballs out of their ass?

That wasn't a... That was someone we were talking about. Maybe that was you last night. Superhero. That's a weird Christmas movie. Did you get the fucking... The lighter out and, you know, the... Were you lighting first, maybe? Fuck. Anything is possible.

Just be glad that it worked out as good as it did. You know what we gotta do? We should set up, we should get one of, like, surveillance cameras for like 60 bucks now. No, man, wouldn't that be awesome? We should hook a couple up in here sometime It'd either be really good or really fucking scary Okay, so what are we I'm gonna hook up a smoke detector and run a table out to my bed It's probably a good idea that I hear it when it's going off in here

Tell me something what the fuck are we doing now? Like, what do you want to do? Are we... We're doing the Park After Dark. Yeah, this is the Park After Dark. Did you say hi to everyone? I think we did. Well, let's get this fucking show started, man. Let's start it.

We said Merry Christmas to everybody. All right, welcome to Park After Dark, everybody. It's Christmas. Here with my two hosts, Ricky and Bubbles. It was a bit of a nightmare this morning. Ricky was with the trailer now. Or it was a bit of a blessing, depends how you look at it. There was a mystery fire.

My glasses half full. And now we're all still fucked up. Eating chips. Eating Christmas, Christmas- Christmas breakfast chips. Christmas-face chips. There's no Christmas breakfast now. So that's the recap of what happened today.

Told her, probably was earlier. I think he missed it. Excuse him what? What Christmas? Probably was earlier. I think you missed it. Excusez-moi. What Christmas? I heard about a guy down in, uh, fuck. I forget what state. But he was running from the cops. And he decided to go down a chimney to get away

and get stuck. And the fire department had to come and dismantle the fucking chimney to get him out. I wonder how many people... That's a fuck up. There's a lot of people that have done that. So next time we're on the run and you see a chimney... You don't want to go down a fucking chimney.

Where do you think he was going to get to? That's a big chimney for a man to go down a fucking chimney. It's not that fucking big of a space. What if you come out and you fucking flame a wood stove? It's creosol and all that soot and shit like you like you you'd have to be dumb to fucking do that. So Sam's dumb Sam is not real. Well That's what some people say. I'm telling you right now. You don't have a chimney Ricky. Where does he come in? Good. Thank you, bubs. Thank you

Well, it's a trailer, I'm sure. Probably has a good lockpick set or who knows? He's never... Santa's never been in this fucking trailer. His argument last two years ago was that he slivers under the door. It's like a little fucking field mouse. He's a shapeshifter. He's a shapeshifter. He's like Liquid Terminator guy.

Liquid Santa. With his big belly. That's a good band name. Liquid Santa. No man, so is Santa's wang. Santa's wang. Anything you want to talk about fellas? Well, it's Christmas. You want to talk about Jesus? Anything you want to talk about, fellas? Well, it's Christmas.

You want to talk about Jesus? Well, if you want to explain the Santa Jesus thing again, you can do that if you want. Because right now, now that you know, I think you know the real deal right now, right? With what? Santa. What about him?

Jesus Christ. Where do you think gifts come from? Well, I know we give each other gifts, but there's also gifts that just appear. Explain that. Explain that, Bubs. Explain it. I have explained it to him a hundred fucking times. Explain it to him again.

I don't wanna talk. Jesus Christ. That's what I was want to talk. Jesus Christ. That's a big bug on my head. Wow. Boys, I'll wait. Fuck. Wow. You know what?

I always thought Ricky was fucked when he said he could wrestle a crocodile. I bet you he could wrestle this guy. Look what the fuck... this poor fucking guy. Which guy? This guy. I can't see him. Just a second. Just trying to line up.

This poor motherfucker is in a zoo in China. Check that motherfucker out. He's not looking too good. He's pretty skinny. You could wrestle this guy. Look at that poor cocksucker. Look at that. I've never seen... Look at this poor motherfucker.

Just dying a slow... Someone give him a side of beef. Or tuna or something. He's supposed to eat an old fucking elk every day. He's got to gradually work him back up now. He eats an elk now. He could probably use maybe a pound of beef. Throw a fish in.

He fucking snored a pound of beef. Up his big croc nostril. Alright, fuck him. I'm done with that guy. Fuck cocaine bear. We should have cocaine crocodiles. Man spends three days stuck in well because people mistook his cries for ghost wailing. Yeah, because they do sound very similar.

I've heard both. When have you heard of fucking ghost wailing? Halloween. What did it sound like? It sounded kind of like the wind. Like what? But more human. Okay, give us a taste of what it sounded like.

I can't really recreate it. Come on. Try it. All right. Help. You heard that on Halloween and you thought it was a ghost? What else would it be? It's stuck in a well, I guess.

On Halloween, it could be anything, Ricky. It went on a long time. It was probably a fucking recording. It was probably someone's fucking went down in the septic. Further away from it. Quieter it got. Right. Because, was this outside or back over there?

By the pipe? Yeah, by the pipe. Yeah. Guess there was probably somebody in the fucking pipe. Pipe ghosts. No, it was probably two people in there banging. Everybody's banging in that pipe. It sounded like it was weird noise if it was banging,

but anything is possible, I guess. Did it speed up, these whales? I don't, yeah, yeah, a little bit. Yeah, it could have been banging I guess it was banging an animal an animal in the pipe banging listen to humans and could mimic them okay no it wasn't like that what's that that's a crawl what's party young Thai singer allegedly dies after getting neck-twisting massage. Like, you gotta fuckin' watch yourself.

It was like chiropractors in there. Yep. And killed him. Killed the poor girl. It's quite the fuckin' massage. Oh. Snap the cord. Oh, yes, huh?

I'm not 100%. I'm definitely not 100%. I am. I'm running about 17 I'm definitely not 100%. I am. I'm running about 17% at the moment. Although every one of these I eat bumps me up a half. You know what I need? I need the old favorites right now. What are they?

Fries and Gravy Juliennes. Right here. Oh yeah, man, these are the best. What are these ones? Barbecue. Those are good. Oh, these are good, barbecue. These are good, man.

Can we show the people they coulda had these for Christmas morning? Look at that. That fuckin' shit you were talkin' about last night in Japan. What? There was one bottle of water, this luxury bottled water, that sold for $10,000.

We're goin' crazy over there with that shit, man. What the fuck is the deal with that? See, it's a liter of water, man. Yeah. I don't get it. I don't know what's so special about the fucking water, but it's special. They call it luxury water. Where the fuck did it come right out of Moses' cock?

Maybe. Some kind of limited edition, yeah, somebody paid 10 fucking grand for a bottle of water. See, that's the thing, man. It's just like that stupid art you see where it's just like a banana peel, it's like 150 grand. That's the stuff, that's where we gotta go.

That's the future for us. I mean, we could try it. We could we could come up with a spring water, man. Easily. I wish someone could become a famous painter, because they saw a lot of money. All right. Boo-Bows. Let's become, I'll be your manager.

We'll hit the fucking Earth. Places. Boo-Bows gonna do it? I'll give it a shot too. I can paint some shit at that. What about this? Let's get in the art game, boys. Let's do mushroom paintings by us.

We'll get all banged up on mushrooms and see what we can paint. I'm in. We'll have a whole fucking show, man. Today? Well, let's do it from now until Christmas, uh, New Year's Eve. Maybe we'll see if we can get us some, uh, art studio or something. Got any connections?

Fuck. I did our show to raise money. I know. For the cats. I think it was, but fuck the cats and giving them the money. We did the work, we take the money. So fuck charity. Just on this one. the cats and giving them the money, we did the work, we take the money. Fuck charity.

Just on this one. You know what? Maybe we'll have Randy selling fucking like hot dogs and cheeseburgers out on a grill in front of the studio. That money can go to... Randy could be doing belly prints. You could be selling belly prints. Randy. People want to buy that?

You think anyone would want that? Yes. A print of Randy's got rolled in paint and then rolled on a canvas? The belly button? Like, it looked like a big hairy donut or something. Right? That would sell, I'm telling you right now. What a high price tag.

What do they call it? Abstract belly art? Abstract belly art. No, but ab-abstract-poster-v-stract. See? This. No, but ab. Abstract. Posture V. See? Abstract. This is our year, man. There's no fucking abs hiding around there.

Randy's abstract art. Abstract art. Jesus. I think we just made our next million. He's better start doing some fucking sit ups. No, no, no, no, the beauty is in how disgusting it is. The more fucked it is, the better. That's right, Bubs?

Mm-hmm. My abstract. Okay, I'll play you a little game. All right, you know what we gotta do? We gotta tell Randy what's going on. We gotta get him to sign a contract immediately before he starts getting in this shit. Oh my God, it's amazing that you can be so fucked.

And then, you know, we do a little bit of drinking, a little bit of eating, and you're like good again. Here's the deal. We're gonna become millionaires 2025. That's the goal? The whole plan is gonna be set up for next weekend. When we do this again, we'll give people an update. Done.

We're gonna be millionaires. Next year. Each. Abstract. Collectively or each person? I think as the company itself will make a move. With you, it's your company I suppose. No, well we'll set it up so it's our company. 30, 30, 30. 3.3. 40, 40, 30, 30. I gotta get some... that's that's fair. No

it isn't. Why don't I get it for you? I came up with abstract, remember that. I came up with it with the apostrophe in it. Yeah, but I came up with it. No. I would have thought of that. I came up with the apostrophe, that's a whole different word.

You didn't say apostrophe. You just said abstract, the same thing I said. Well, it's not a dash, I mean. Let's go, oh fuck, Lyrister's not open, that's not good. I got some booze man, I got Christmas booze. I've got Christmas booze in my shed, Ricky. And we should go have brunch, Christmas brunch. Boys, you don't understand, I got enough booze

to last the three of us till New Year's. Perfect. The day after New Year's Day. I'm not going anywhere then. We're not doing anything. Alright everybody. Merry Christmas. Fuck. Merry Christmas. We're gonna get it going. Merry Christmas. Not Marrysry. We're gonna keep going until New Year's Eve. Maybe we'll do one on New Year's Day. Enjoy some time with your family and friends. Fuck gifts. Fuck gifts. Melt all your gifts. Become millionaires like we are going to be next year.

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