Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 32 - See Ya 2023, Hello 2025!

Episode Date: January 1, 2024

The Boys don their tinfoil party hats and get ready to see in the new year... but which f**kin' year is it?! They discuss roasting Ricky's nuts on a flaming toilet, the dangers of AI, and making money from Vitamin F. Also: Julian and Bubbles go head-to-head in Ricky's f**ked trivia quiz!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. I'm just saying a Sharpay is a sharp dog. That's all I'm saying. A Sharpay, Bubz, is a sharp dog? A Sharpay is a sharp dog. That's all I'm saying. A Sharpay, Bob, is a sharp dog? A Sharpie is a marker. Yes. A Sharpay is a sharp dog. A Sharpay is a sharp dog. I'm not getting into anything else about it.

I'm just saying it's a sharp looking dog. Is this a legit factory? You just making a fucking... I'm just saying I think a Sharpay is a sharp dog. You know what, man? I might get into drinking wine. 30 bottles of wine for 174 bucks. If you make it yourself.

You get 30 bottles, 30 labels, 30 shrink tops. Make it in your house. Get drunk. 30 days. Or 15 days. Or seven days. Get my New Year's hat ready. Three days, boys. She's fucking loud, I know that.

It's very loud, man. People listening to this in the car are probably losing their fucking minds right now. Is that a thing? I think so. For those of you that can't see what's happening, Ricky's wrapping his own head in tin foil. So what is this, a party hat?

Yep. Just make one. Is there gonna be more to it or just... A lot of fun. Looks like a knight's helmet. Hey, Rick, did you get a chance to use your, uh... Was this yours or his? Was that yours?

Why are you sticking it in my face? I haven't used it yet to ream anything. Yeah, take a smell. Somebody has. Yeesh. That has not been in anything. No, it just smells like wood. That smells like ass, buddy. No, it doesn't like wood. That smells like ass, buddy. No, it doesn't.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, nah, nah, nah, nah. All right, so what's going on here, guys? We got to start talking about some shit. We need to start this. Well, yeah, are we rolling? I'm doing fucking arts and crafts over here. September, not September.

It's three days to the new year. December 29th. December 29th. 29th. You guys are fucked. We're counting down to the end of 2023. And guess what comes next? What? 2025.

2024. 2024, man. Doesn't that sound futuristic as old fuck? No, 2024 sounds lame to me for some reason, man. Doesn't that sound futuristic as old fuck? No, 2024 sounds lame to me for some reason, man. Lame? 2025 is going to be the year of the party, right? 2024, the year of, I think it's the year of the jackal. What was the year of the jackal?

That's what? The jackal? Yeah, man. You know that expression? Your year of the jackal? That's the, that's what? The jackal? Yeah, man. You know that expression? Your mama's a jackal. Your mama banged jackals. All right. Jackal Nicholson.

See what I got on the old box here today for you fellas. Yeah. What do you got up there, Ricky? Oh, you're making a little disco ball hat. Yeah, man. I'm going to be ready for the fucking dancing. I'm kind of jealous now. I like that hat.

You can Google, man. I don't have any more disco balls. How old are these stale, ass-old fucking donuts? About seven days. Do you want a Timbim? I don't know if I do or not. You don't want a Hortons Timbim? No, man.

Fuck those. All right. Check this story up, boys. Yeah. All right. That's looking like a pretty hat. Bring on 2025. 2024, Ricky.

Oh, yeah. I almost skipped a year. No. Can't do that. All right, boys. Check out this story you're not like okay can you imagine if you won in the lottery 1.35 billion dollars nope i know man that's a lot of money this guy i can imagine it this one guy won that fucking recently and he didn't want to tell anybody because that's a lot of cash. He probably has all kinds of friends. He'd be like, give me some money, right?

So to avoid that, he told one person, and that was the lady who was the mother of his child, his only child, right? Yeah. She signed an NDA, which is a non-disclosure agreement. Correct. That she could not tell anybody about it. Yeah. She told somebody. It's out there.

Buddy's getting hassled. He is suing his baby mama. He's a billionaire and he's still suing her? He's suing her for 100 grand. That's going to really add to his... You know what? That is just... He's just doing that.

Shut up, money. That's what it is. Shut the fuck up, money. You did that to me? I don't know, man. It's still the baby mama. He should relax a bit. I think he...

I feel really bad for him getting hassled with his 1.3 billion. I'd let some people hassle me. Well, buddy, when you're fucking rolling around in your neighborhood in a new Bugatti or something, it's probably going to be... People are going to think you have something. People are going to figure it out, right? some money an idea fuck the hundred grand hit man rick no you can't kill it man that over that note over a fucking nda disagree i mean he could afford it man well big time and here's another problem okay we think

the world's fucked see this is this is why i'm afraid of the new, the years coming up, man, with all this AI shit and technology. There's smart toilets now, right? Yes. Where they can, you can sit down, it senses you, fucking gives you a little spray. Yes. Whatever, when you get there.

A little tug. A little tug, whatever. You know what's happening to some of these toilets? What? The same thing you're hearing about phones. Catching on fire. Oh. So.

Toilet fires are the worst. All I wanted to know from you guys is what is your magic number for sitting on this thing and it blowing up and you're like, maybe you have permanent ball damage. Number two. Okay, how much is that worth to you? Because, I mean, there'd be a lawsuit. You'd win, no problem. If it burns your nuts off? Well, not off. How do you much is that worth to you? Because, I mean, there'd be a lawsuit. You'd win, no problem. If it burns your nuts off? Well, not off.

How do you put your nuts on the table? You got your nuts roasted. Yeah, you got your nuts. Your undercarriage is maybe third-degree burns. But how much is that worth? Yeah. That's the question. $20 million?

$20 million? Just balls or balls and shaft. Taint, balls, probably a bit of your arse, cheeks. Melt your whole shot. It's worth some dough. 50 grand at least. 50 grand to melt your whole shot. This is what we got to do, bubs.

We got to get one of these toilets. You got to figure out how they malfunction. Dive like real deep into that. We'll do it. Ricky sits on the toilet. We sue. We set it up. Work as a team.

Oh, you want to stage a toilet fire? Yes. Because this is just starting to happen, man. We got to get on the bandwagon. Well, it's still hot. We got to get on that toilet, man, while it's hot. That's what I'm saying. You guys are just completely fucked.

We could end up making, like you said, $20 million. Whatever you say. You wait till fucking, is it AI? Yeah. Wait till that takes over something like that and all of a sudden

it's like, I don't like this person. He's too heavy. Fucking blasts a nutsack with four pounds of water. You know what? Nobody's ever thought of that. AI taking over your toilet

and fucking you over. There's a good movie. The Termitoilet. Terminator's toilet. The Termitoilet. Terminator's Toilet. The Terminator Toilet. The TT. I haven't been afraid of this fucking stuff. What?

Whatever you call it. You know why? Because we don't understand it, man. What stuff? What? AI, man. You've got to like... AI is dangerous business.

You've got to do the research and tell us. I know everything there is to know about AI. Oh shit. We're assuming we're not gonna be able to tell what's real and what's unreal. It's already there, Ricky. I could be a fucking AI fucking robot. Check this out. KISS, the band KISS.

Yeah. We're part of the KISS army. Yes, they're sending their AIs out. They're sending their AIs out, Ricky. What do you mean? How does that work? They're stopping TORN, but yet they got this AI-generated fucking themselves. They're going to be able to go see Kiss.

But it's not Kiss. And they'll be like, hey, Lexington, Kentucky, we're here, live, we're Kiss. What is it? Is it like a robot? I don't know. Are they just sending video? Probably video. Or holograms?

Holograms. That's what I think it's going to be. Holograms. I'd like to be a hologram. See, fucking Gene Simmons, man, he's smart. I don't know if he's smart or if he's just fucked. No, man. He's on to everything.

He's a greedy bastard. He knows how to make money. Greed or successful? Fine line, man. He's successful. Fuck the greed. He's giving his money away. Apollo Greed. That? Fine line, man. He's successful. Fuck the greed. He's giving his money away. Apollo Greed.

That's who he is. Apollo Greed. That's a good one. Maybe I'm a bit greedy, but you know what? I think you need to be a bit greedy these days, Buffs. Yeah? I can help you guys out. Okay.

Apollo Greed. Apollo Greed. Well, I don't believe this bullshit, man. Don't believe it, lady. There's a 76-year-old lady, right? From Vietnam. For the last 50 years, she hasn't eaten solid food, and all that she's consumed is water and fucking soda drinks.

Bullshit. She's full of shit. No food? She's got to be eating something like plants or some beans or something, man. No food. I'm calling bullshit.

They said, you know what? They said, no, she's... Any supplements? No supplements, man. We were going to talk about scurvy.

How would she not get scurvy? I don't know, man. She's fucking... She's full of shit is how she not get scurvy? I don't know, man. She's fucking... She's full of shit. That's how she did it. She gets scurvy. I don't think there's any vitamin C in Coca-Cola. No.

No, I don't know. She needs the C. She might be drinking orange. There'd be a vitamin C in that. Well, yeah, there may be a bit of that shit. Orange pop? Yeah. Does it have vitamin C?

They're saying that the body's living off the fucking sugar and shit, and then it just goes into like, you know, I'm in an emergency here. I don't know anything about health and science. But 50. 50 years of this, man. 50 years she's been doing it. Nope. Water and soda pop.

Yep. Soda pop. She looks healthy. Is she small? Very. Diabetes? She's looking pretty good. Diabetes?

I don't know, you tell me. Diabetes. She's looking like, uh, she's looking pretty, pretty good for her age. She doesn't look like she has diabetes. 76? No. Oh, happy as fuck drinking that water. Drinking the water and the D, the, the diabetes juice.

I don't know, I think she's full of shit though. Must be from a vitamin C spring. What? No, man. What are you talking about? Some springs have vitamin C, maybe.

Springs. Spring. No, spring water. With what? Like with its own vitamin C right from the earth. Right from the earth. Earth,

earth, vitamin E. Wouldn't that be earth vitamins? Vitamin E. I thought that from the earth. Right from the earth. Earth. Earth vitamin E. Wouldn't that be earth vitamins? Vitamin E? I thought that was the sun. No, that's vitamin D. Fuck. Vitamin F. There is no vitamin F. Should be.

If we discover that, we'll be rich. Wow. We should start a muscle supplement called vitamin F. What does the F stand for? Fuck yourself. Flex? Vitamin flex.

Vitamin flex. Vitamin F. That's a good muscle powder. Vitamin F. Muscle pills. Vitamin F. Why does the F make it sound cool? It doesn't.

Vitamin flex. Flex powder. Muscle juice. Vitamin flex off. Vitamin flex off. Okay, that might be alright. Vitamin flex off. Flex down. Flex down comforter.

What the hell? Use for a prize. For who? What are we playing? Prize here. All right, the winner gets my disco ball hat. Okay. For New Year's.

What have you got? Some trivia. It's a pizza coupon. It's a free girl finger on there. Oh, you know what? I want to order the, let's get the Chinese food coupons out. Let's order for New Year's. Chinese food. Wasn't there like, you can only use them on certain days or something? Is that what part of it?

The coupon you gave me? Yeah, it's expiring soon, but wasn't there something on the back that you could- It expires in January. I don't know, I don't think, No, you can't have it on today. Why? Because it's only on, like, Tuesdays and Thursdays. It doesn't say that on your. It says it on the back.

No, it doesn't. Inside. Didn't you take it back from me? You took my coupon from me. I want my fucking. I want my Carbo 2 right the fuck now. You. Okay.

It's my Christmas gift. All right. I'm going to be straight up. I don't have the fucking money to get you the fuck now. You is. Okay, all right. It's my Christmas gift. All right, I'm going to be straight up. I don't have the fucking money to get you guys that now, and the coupon's only good when I've got money to actually buy it for you. Well, then it's not a coupon. I hate coupons you get like that that have all these fucking stipulations. Well, it's a coupon for me, Bucks.

That's not a coupon. It's a fucking, it's an IOU. Basically. And if we're going to do it, we've got to go for lunchtime, because that's when the lunch specials are on, and there's also the two-for-one I got, so. That's going to be a bit of talking to get that deal. What should we play to?

First person gets two answers right? Three answers? Three answers. I'm going to get the first three. All right, boys. I wish I didn't know. Here we go. In France, it's considered good luck if, A, your left foot steps in dog shit.

B, you spill tea all over your pants. C, you fall asleep on the toilet. Done that. D, a bee flies under your ear. I think stepping in the dog shit, man. The French are fucking weird. Bee in the ear shit, man. The French are fucking... Be in the air. They're weird people.

You love footsteps and dogs? Knew it. The French, over in France, they're like, they're a little kind of fucking, I don't know. Hey, looky, look, guys, step in the dog shit, hey. There's lots of French people in Canada, obviously, but they're different than the French people here. I don't know what it is, man. They've got things, you step in dog shit. That's all I got to say.

In a lifetime, the average person will swallow about 52 of these while sleeping. Spiders. What? Fucking spiders. Is that real? 52 spiders? That's what it says. It is.

Oh, my. Their answers were feathers, cockroaches, or moths. They crawl right in there, buddy, especially if you snore. I didn't know that. So I've probably eaten a spider or two. Oh, fuck. A spider a year. A year, man.

A year? No, I think it was a lifetime. It was your lifetime. Bob, you live in a shed. You're gobbling down, I. A year, man. A year? I think it was a lifetime. It was your lifetime. Bob, you live in a shed. You're gobbling down, I'd say, about 150 a year. Yeah, a lifetime. That's in a lifetime. I mean, I know I've eaten a couple of spires. Oh, man. You know what

sucks, though? You don't even know what they taste like. You eat them. They might be delicious. They got protein and shit in them, so they're good for you, Bob. I don't think they're delicious. That's don't fucking... you don't even come into play in that, Bub. You're way higher. Oh, this is fucked. The ancient Egyptians used this

as a cure for blindness. A. Brains from mummies. B. Alligator skin. C. Snake venom and honey. And D. Crushed pig eyeballs. And they use it for what? Cure for blindness. Probably didn't work. Well crushed pig eyeballs. And they use it for what? Cure for blindness. Probably didn't work.

Well, pig eyeballs. You're taking the eye, the spirit of the eye, and putting it in your eye. That's taking pig eyeballs. Yeah, I was going to say that. No, I said it. No, but I was, oh. I said it.

I'm agreeing with you. No, but I won that one. So what's the score? 2-1. 2-1. 4. 2-1. No, but I won that one. So what's the score?

2-1. 2-1. 4. 2-1. As first used in 1632, the word fart was defined as the vapor of human output to send forth as wind from the anus, an abrupt scent leaving one's rear, an odorous wind whistling from below. I'd say that one.

1632? They were talking fuck like that. What was the first one? I'm going to say... I'm going to say that one. Fuck, yeah, that sounds better. I think that was a lyric in an air supply song, wasn't it? I didn't realize the word fart had been around since 1632.

Me too, man. Wow. Do you know what fart stands for? It's an acronym. What? No, I don't. Flatulence around... Rectal.

Rear. Tissue. Tire. Flatulence around rear tire. Flatulence around rear tire. Is that true? Oh, man, no. Well, it's a good way to remember it. The chance of getting away with murder are 25%, 40%, 10%, 20%.

10%. 20. 40. 40. Oh, fuck. See, now, you know what? Murder rate's going to go up now. Probably. 20 40 40 oh fuck see now you know what murder rate's gonna go up now

probably people are like fuck I thought it was like 10 40's pretty good that's a good chance getting away with it 40% I mean I could

I could do it 100% I've watched every fucking Dexter man first 48 yeah me too.

Come on. Come on, Ricky. It's two to one. When you were a kid, did you take stale bread down to the pond to feed the ducks? If yes, you could have been slowly killing them because... Mold on bread is toxic to ducks. Eating bread fills ducks up, causing them to ignore food with nutritional value. Yeah.

Ducklings who eat bread develop a condition that leaves them unable to fly. D, all of the above. All of the above. D, all of the above. I got it first. No, I said B. It was B. I said B. No, you said B, all of the above.

I didn't say B. I agree. As soon as you said it, I went down. You changed your answer, though. But I was... You just told me along with your answer, man. I said B, so that's three of them. No, it isn't.

You did not get that one, my friend. My muscular man, Peach. This delicious treat is made from the skin, bones, and hooves of pigs and cows. Gelatin. Marshmallows, gummy bears, pudding, applesauce. Gummy bears. I said it first. No.

I said jello. I said gummy. The answer is A, marshmallows. Get the fuck out of here, man. That's what I said. I think gelatin was horse hides, isn't it? Something gross. Like, marshmallows are fucking delicious.

It's made from that shit? Yeah. Oh, they stopped eating gummies now. Life is done, man. Your recipe calls for mushrooms. Don't take the shortcut with the canned variety. The FDA allows a certain number of maggots per can, and that number is 10, 20, 25, or 11.

That, dude, that's all pretty high. It's pretty gross. I didn't know about that. It can't be 11. That's fucked. So I'm gonna say 10. I'm gonna say 20. Ding, ding, ding, ding. 2-2. 20 fucking maggots. 2-2. Every can of mushrooms might have 20 fucking maggots

in it. What? A can of mushrooms? Why is there an allowance for any maggots? Stick to the psilocybin. Why isn't it zero? They're not talking about magic mushrooms. They're talking about mushrooms at the grocery store. I'm saying stick to the magic mushrooms. Oh, fuck canned mushrooms.

Most solid dressings contain a nanoparticle called titanium dioxide, which makes the dressing turn white. This ingredient is also found in paint, teeth whiteners, edible lube. Edible lube? Or sunscreen. Okay, what's going on with that one? That's a fucking lame one. I'm switching cards.

They have medical lube and that's... Edible. Edible lube. Oh, edible. That's what fucking lame one. I'm switching cards. They had medical lube and that's... Edible. Edible lube. Oh, edible lube. That's what I meant. Not medical lube. That's quite a thing. That's what Quincy uses. Have you ever used edible lube? Yes.

Oh, really? You've used edible lube? I'm not the one that had it. The person I was with. Oh, what was his name? Lucky man. the person I was with. Oh, what was his name? Lucky man. All right. According to this study,

nearly 50% of fountain drink machines contain traces of blood, fingernails, fecal matter, or earwax. Fecal matter, C. Fecal, I said it first. You're both correct. I said it fucking first. No, you didn't. We were on the fucking tapes, Jigger.

No. Jigger. Okay, so it's four to two, really five to two. Four to two. It's two, two. I just got that one. Did not. Which is three fucking two.

Okay. It's not whoever says it first. That's starting to buzz. It's not whoever says it first. That's starting to buzz. It's not whoever says it first. It's you can both have the right answer. Just make up the fucking rules as we go, eh, bud? It's not. I don't have a buzzer to chime in, so there's no way to prove it.

Who's first? I didn't lose. You're not playing against Ricky here, bud. You can fucking win it. Read one, Ricky. Okay, a poll showed that 1 in 10 Americans might be morons since they think HTML is... An acronym for a political group. Designation of sexual preference.

A sexually transmitted disease. A type of cancer. H-M-L? Fuck. I'm gonna say... What was the first one? An acronym for a. Fuck. I'm going to say. What's the first one? What was the first one? An acronym for a political group. I'm going to say.

A designation of sexual preference. A sexually transmitted disease or type of cancer. B. I'm going to say A. You're both wrong. A sexually transmitted disease. Oh, I got the H-T-M-L on my wiener. That's fucked up, man.

What is it? HTML, it's... Hotmail? Hotmail? No, it's, you know, computery coding. You don't even know what it is, do you? Computer coding. What do you mean, bubs?

What does this stand for? HTML. Yeah? What? And that has the semicolon thing and the backslashes thing? No, that's HTTP. Okay. Get weed.

What does HTML mean? HTML is a type of coding. All right. For the computers. What does this stand for? HTML is what you use. Okay. You don't fucking know, man.

HTML is where you can... No, no. Yeah, it's just little bits of code, like to embed things into things. We know it's a code or something, Bub. So what does it stand for? Oh, what's it stand for? Hmm. Hypertransmittable math logic.

No, that's not it, man. No, that is hypertransmittable math logic no that's not it man no that is hyper transmittable math logic i can't wait to fucking prove you wrong man in 1976 apple co-founder ronald wayne sold the shares of the company's stock he's worth 35 billion today he ended up making how much on the deal? 500 bucks, 1 million, 245,000, or 35 bucks? I think he made... What is that again? $800, $1 million, $245,000, or $35?

I think it was $245,000. $245,000. The answer is $800. $800, wow. Jesus Christ. That is fucked. $35 billion it's worth today He fucked that up didn't he That's called a royal fuck up

That's worse than Pete Best He's probably sitting there Looking at the apple stock Fuck my mouth Okay here's what HTML This is what HTML stands for. This is what it stands for. You guys are going to learn something.

Because I like to teach people shit. Hyper. Text. It's rust. Hyper text. That's what I said. You don't have a fucking clue. It was hype.

It's. Markup. Markup. Language. Yes. You got language. Hypertext markup language. Absolutely. It's just rolling off the tongue now.

Hypertext what? Merkup language. Oh, whatever. So it's for embedding things. It's little bits of code, HTML. Send yourself a thing. I'm glad I got to teach you something today. All you taught me is here. This one might be the fucking me is you're a bigger dick than I thought you were.

Ever wonder what people used before the invention of cups and bowls? Here's the disgusting answer. Hands. A, dried animal skins. B, horse hooves. D, dishware made from dried out feces. That one. D, hollowed out human skulls.

D. D. It is. Cannibals, man. They eat you. See, now I can say I answered that first and won, but I'm not greasy like you. That's fucking crazy. You can't do that today.

You'd probably be, probably wouldn't be accepted. Jeffrey Dahmer had some skull bowls. Did he have some skull bowls? Yes. Was he eating his Froot Loops in them? He had a bowl in the cupboard full of fingers that he would just like, you know, little snacks. The Romans were incredibly concerned with fresh breath. Their mouthwash of choice.

Piss. I win. Motherfucker. It's not about who answers first, dickhead. Well, I just answered it, man. It's pretty fucking clear that I am the winner. I know they used piss. Okay, you both got it right.

See, you know what? This is never again, man. I know they used piss. Julius Caesar was always fucking brushing his pissy teeth. Constantly. That's why Caesar salads taste pissy. Peter the Great's wife learned the hard way to never cheat on him. He killed his wife's lover and, A, made her wear his skin.

Who? Peter the Great. Okay. Made her wear his skin for a coat, put the guy's head in a jar in their bedroom, served him for dinner, hung his body outside their bedroom window. All of the above.

No, he, they, you know what? He's really, I think he put the head in the jar and fucking set it right up on the table. Said, look at this motherfucker. I'm going to say, hung his body outside the window. Julian was right. Yeah. Put the guy's head in the jar in their bed. And he said he's going to be staring at you the whole time I'm pounding on you.

You cheater. Is that what he said? Banner, yeah, man. He was in love with her. Clearly. He was not a happy camper. That's true love when you start chopping heads off and putting them in jars. He's fucking really romantic.

I think you're pretty sure he had the eyes open and was just staring at us. He's watching me. You don't touch her. Okay, so I won that one. Oh, my Jesus, man. You know what, Bubs? Okay, you can win it. If it means that much to you.

No, because I'm not a cheater. I lost fair and square. That was a good game, Bubs. It was very close. That was a good game. It was a tight race. It was a tight race. It was a lot of fun, actually. Tight race.

I learned a lot of stuff about skulls and farts. And heads in fucking jars, bud. That's fucking pretty twisted. Yeah, you're pretty fucked up if you're cutting people's heads off, putting them in jars. I saw the Romans using piss as mouthwash. Yeah, man. That's a fucking weird one. Monia or something, right?

You know what? But they had some pretty good fucking clean teeth on them. I think scope. Don't they have a piss flavor of? Do they? Scope or Listerine has a yellow one. That's no, man. You can get yellow Listerine.

That's the piss flavored one. Jesus. I guess don't knock it until you try it. Well, let's go piss in each other's mouths, boys, and clean our teeth. This is going to impress you, Ricky. You got what, your grade 10? At least. Okay.

You're just as smart as Ben Franklin. Nice. Anybody cool got born on the December 29th? He had 10 years. Well, great time. Ben Franklin. Oh, it ended at 10 years old, man. Ben Franklin.

10, he was just like, I don't need it. John Voight. What? He didn't need what? Education. Oh, he's too smart. John Voight got born today. He's a fucking good actor, man.

Ray Donovan. They should have another fucking suit. He is a good pornped today. He's a fucking good actor, man. Ray Donovan. They should have another fucking suit. He is a good actor, man. He's fucked. Ted Dancer, Julian. I always wished you were him. You know what? One reason why I always wanted a bar was because of the fucking show Cheers. But guess how fucking wrong

I was. Those guys aren't dealing with drunks puking all over the place or throwing fucking bottles at your head. They just got their five regular. Shitting themselves. Dexter Holland from the Offspring singer-songwriter. Cranked some of that shit. He was good. Tonight,

Brian Dexter Holland. Jude Law. Yeah, good actor. I haven't seen him for a while. Fine actor. And Danny McBride. Kind of reminds me of you, man. I haven't seen him for a while. Fine actor. And Danny McBride. Kind of reminds me of you, man. I'd like to hang out with him and maybe even have a little play fight. You want to kick the fuck out of him.

You want to see if you can beat him. Don't say play fight. You want to give him a black eye, break his jaw, do something. I think it would be a good match. I think you would destroy him, like, easily. Just a wrestling match. No. Don't need any striking.

Throw an elbow in every now and then. Would it be Kenny Power, Danny McBride, or would it be... Doesn't matter. ...righteous gemstones? He's good at that, too. Or vice principals. Yeah. But which one would you be fighting?

Which one was he in the worst shape? I want that guy. Probably in the first show. Eastbound and down. He wasn't... I don't know. Fucker's younger than me. Is he?

Yeah. Danny McBride. You can kick the shit of him. All right, on that note, let's go, boys. We got to get ready for New Year's. Got to wish people a happy New Year. I'm going to brush my teeth with piss. Okay, I'll piss in your mouth.

You get the brush. You guys figured out your resolutions yet? Not doing any. Fuck it. Make more money. That's your resolution. Does not the prize. You guys figured out your resolutions yet? Not doing any. Fuck it. Make more money. That's your resolution. To not make one. I like it.

Great. Fuck them. Just gonna do whatever. Cheers. Happy New Year's, everybody. I'm not revealing mine until March. The Ides of March. All right.

March 20th. Happy New Year, everybody. Happy New Year, motherfuckers. Happy New Year. See you in 2025. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off.