Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 32 - The Spice Boys

Episode Date: January 1, 2021

F**k you 2020 - bring on 2021! Ricky, Julian and Bubbles awake from a night of partying and try to remember what the f**k happened - who ate all the chocolates, and who performed a striptease? The Boys also unwrap more presents from Santa, and hatch a plan to rob IKEA. Plus: Bubbles has a VERY important announcement!

I think that did it, man. That one did me it. I'm down. Holy fuck, man. I can't go on, man. What happened? I thought you said that was gonna give me, like, super energy. Oh, my God.

Why am I so fucking sore? What happened last night? Last night? What happened, like, this week? That's the fucking question, bud. I'm getting fucking beat up, man. Christmas killed me. We said we'd fucking wake Dickie Nuts here up, so...

That should be your number one mission right now. Bob's. Bob's. Bob's. You got orange teeth, man. Oh, fuck. Is there a fire? Oh, God, I'm hungover, man.

Normally I'm not hungover, because I usually drink through the night. How long was I out for? Ow! I don't know Last thing I remember was Seemed like I just closed my eyes No, you've been out for about six hours, bud It's the start of a new year, man

Fuck you, 2020 Bye-bye Bye-bye Fuck 2020 Sucked. Cock sucker. Bring on the 2020. I got an awful citrus flavor in my mouth.

Who stuck that orange peel in my mouth? I did or you did? It wasn't me, man. Trying to wake you up, bubs. It might have been Randy. I could have choked on that. I was dreaming that I was in a, a orange juice factory that's why and you know what happened you took this big fucking big breath of air right and then you stopped then you

held it or something he'd stop for about 30 seconds where's your fucking fucking thing up by your face sleep fucking hat man fuck off i'm not putting on the hat you're still 2020 you should be wearing your fucking slippers, man. That's a lawsuit right there. You gotta keep those on. You know what I'm saying? We could become rich this year. Well, you know what? I was just dreaming. I think you're looking bigger already from your little protein kit, man.

Your muscle man kit. It's gonna take a lot more than that, okay? It's gonna take a lot of work. I don't know. And I haven't fucking done... There's been no exercise this week, man. Just like feeding the plant. Parties.

Should we measure off the guns? We should measure them off. Shut the fuck up. I think they were 21 inches, weren't they, before? Man, I don't know. Oh, fuck. 26? Your book is...

It's better than I thought it was gonna be. Did you read it? I'm on page 252. We'll come back to that in one second. You know what it was just dreaming, boys? Do you remember this? What? Do you remember this?

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He just needs to put it to music. He said, yes, he fucking can. He just needs to put it to music. And then Patsy did a song about the heart called Pump Your Blood. Pumps Your Blood, something like that. Well, the left ventricle pumps the blood through the tan. The oxygen comes in. The aorta pumps it back and all around your body. And they pump up a dee-bee-dee-bee.

Pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump. Where did that come from, man? I was dreaming that I was in the classroom with Potsy. Jesus Christ, that was a weird one. People should look that up on the YouTube. What did you think of Potsy, man? I'm thinking back. When we were watching that, did we think he was a bit of a knob or was he a good dude? Potsy?

Yeah. He was the fucking definition of a knob. Was he a knob? He was, wasn't he? Yeah, he was a knob. What about Ralph Mouth? Was he a dickhead or? Donnie Most? Yeah. He was the fucking definition of a knob. Was he a knob? He was, wasn't he? Yeah, he was a knob. What about Ralph Mouth? Was he a dickhead or? Donnie Most?

Yeah. Was he cool? I don't know. I thought Ralph Mouth was a bit of a cocky little bastard. Okay. Was he mouthy? Ralph Mouth was a bit mouthy, yeah. Is that where he, okay, that's where he got the nickname.

Yeah. Pottsy. Pottsy. Is that from his gut? Hmm? What's. Pottsy. Is that from his gut? Hmm? What's a pottsy? Is it a gut reference? No, it's just like a fucking...

Maybe he's a pothead. Maybe he was stoned out of his mind and we didn't know it. And Richie Cunningham. Richie, I love Richie Cunningham. You know what? You remind me of Richie a bit. Well, me and Richie Cunningham are very similar. You know who you remind me of?

I didn't know he said sequence. I'm not setting myself up. Hey, who does he remind you of from Happy Days? Bubs, you're so fucked. Who would? If we were Happy Days characters, who would he be? I don't know who he wants to be, but I don't know. He's cool, huh?

Who are you saying? Who do you think I'd want to be, but I don't know. He's cool enough. Who are you saying? Who do you think I'd want to be like? Come on. Hey. My kid, don't ever do that to me again. The Fonz. I wish I had a piece of this for hands. You're fucked.

I don't wish you had that, Ricky. Yeah, he couldn't pick much up. Well, yeah, they could be used as oven mitts, though. How the fuck could they ever? You can't use those as oven mitts. They're not bendy enough. You'd be bending like that, and then it would fling open, and you'd let hot soup go all over somebody's face.

Hot soup? I was thinking about taking something out of the oven. Yeah, I was thinking that after I said it. You're thinking about soup in the oven? In the microwave. Oven soup could be a new thing. Oven soup? You've had oven soup before.

Let's get hot soup going. Who got into the fucking cabbage? I took a few bites of it. How was it? Apparently it was pretty good. It was all right. Oh, you were eating it like an apple, were you? Well, I've been fucking...

There's so much pizza, man. It's like a little muscular bunny rabbit. I'm done with pizza and donairs for a little while. Like a muscular bunny rabbit. I'm just going to fuck off, man. What do you guys want to do? It's fucking 2021. Well, I can't believe it's 2021.

I'm trying to get my second wind here. Start the year off with a job. No, Ricky. Let's start the year off with something. Let's do a job and we'll donate half the money. All right, what kind of job do you want to do? Something easy, because I'm pretty... There's no way you'd ever donate half.

Half is fucking stupid. Maybe 20%, 10%? Well, today's a very special day. All right, 5%. I'll get back to you on that. Well, it's 2021. That makes it special-y. Yeah, it's maybe there's something else, though.

Is it your birthday? No. I'll let you in on a little something-something here in a bit. Okay. I'm excited. Aristocrat's opening up again soon. No, I don't know if the aristocrat's opening or not. Oh, fuck.

I still think we should fucking measure off the guns and keep a chart on the wall. We're not fucking... We should keep a progress chart on the wall. Oh, fuck, man. You eat all the goddamn chocolates. That was bubbles. I didn't eat a whole box of chocolates, did I? You did eat a whole box of chocolates.

A whole box of pot of gold! And almost a whole fucking crate of these fucking things. I can't believe we left. All that food is gone. In a week. I thought it was the last two months. Well, Ricky ate fucking pizza and donair three times a day. Is that what happened?

We all did. Ricky, you've got to start cleaning up your fucking beer cans. Or you guys can help. I'll keep mine over here. I supply the fucking location. You guys should supply the fucking cleaning duties. What the fuck are you doing, man? You're whipping them. What fuck you doing, man? You're whipping them.

What were you saying, Ricky? I supplies the location. You should supplies the cleaning stuff. I supplies the animal. I supplies the trailer. I supplies you get the defense to bring some home. What the fuck are these?

Stop it. Cleaning up my fucking section bus. Boy, Santa came. What? Santa fucking came. Came what? To Ricky from Santa. Santa came.

Oh my fuck, boy, you know what? To Julian from Santa. What? We got too fucked up. There was other gifts. Christmas gifts we forgot about. Julian, yours blew apart. What? Here, pick fucked up. There was other gifts. Christmas gifts we forgot about. Julian, yours blew apart. What?

Here, pick that up. I don't know what it is. Blew right out of the end. Santa's not a very good rapper. What's this one? To the bubbler. From the S-man. Beer glove body wash. What is it?

Beer glove Old Spice body wash. What is it? Beer glove Old Spice body wash. What the fuck? Beer glove? Beer glove. What's a beer glove? Oh, what is a beer glove? No fucking idea, man. Smell it.

See if it makes you hurt. Smell her up, Bubbs. Tell me what you think, buddy. Mmm, nice fragrance. Did you wash your butt's ball sack with that, or what? I don't think it smells like beer, but... Bear glove, you arsehole, not beer glove. I said bear glove.

You said beer glove. I said bear glove, man. There was a bear in the front. What's a bear glove? Don't fucking know. He's just fucking fighting the bear, yeah. For the commanding man. Oh, then it's definitely...

Oh, right on. What do I got? Yeti frost. It's just a... Sam Squares frost. Boys, I don't want to ruin your surprise, but you got a crazy carpet. This has cooling. I got wolf thorn.

Wow. Boys. These got wolf thorn. Wow. Boys. These are very manly. Holy fuck. Why do I have this? Crazy carpets? Bubz, why would you get me something like this? I didn't buy these.

It's from Santa, you dumbass. Oh, it's a cool kit, Bubz. Who gave this to us? I didn't buy them, I swear. It says right on it. Idiot. Yeah, this is from Santa. Crazy carpet.

Oh, man. This is going to just be like when we were kids. I think these are from Randy. Holy fuck. Bring on the snow. These are from Randy and he wants us to hurt ourselves. Bear glove. Yeah, this makes sense.

That's totally a Randy fucking... He wants us to get injured. Get l. Yeah, this makes sense. That's totally a Randy fucking... He wants us to get injured. Get lathered up. I would never give somebody... Body wash. Let's go fucking crazy carpeting, and then we'll all get in the shower

and try out our different body washes. We'll all get in the shower. Well, not together. They're a bus. Different places. Merry Christmas. You know what we should do? We should all get in the shower,

call each other on our phones, and just see how we like the smells. Here, let me see. I'm going to smell this one. Holy fuck. That is a crazy... Maybe it's to put... Maybe you put...

Did you just swap that? No, no. What? Give me my wolf thorn. I don't like this one. Wolf thorn is mine. Let me take a sniff. I haven't sniffed it yet.

Well, take a sniff and then pass it over. I don't like this one. I don't like this one. I don't like this one. I don't like this one. I don't like this one. I don't like this one. I don't like this one. Wolf thorn is mine. Let me take a sniff. I haven't sniffed it yet. Well, take a sniff and then pass it over. What do you do? You just open it? Yeah.

Squeeze it, Ricky. You gotta squeeze it really hard. Don't. Fuck. Jesus Christ. Here. I didn't think you would. Um, let me see. What's it smell like?

It's quite perfumey. Yeah, wolfthorn is the... Let me smell the wolfthorn. This one actually kinda... See, I don't mind the bear glove. Alright, I don't like the bear glove, I'm taking the fucking... This one actually kinda smells like throw up a bit. The Yeti Frost.

That's the Yeti Frost. Yeah. It's not bad. Here, do you want the Yeti Frost? No, I want Wolfthorn. Come on, man. Yeah. The bear glove's the winner.

Old Spice, huh? One more time. One more time. No! What's yours for? What? It's for nocturnal creatures. Oh, when I'm up all night and I decide to get a 3 a.m. shower.

It's 3 a.m. I must be early. That's what mine's for. Well, let's trade then. Nope. What's yours? The nocturnal man. What's his for? Cause I'm up late getting busy with the ladies.

You can take the Yeti one. What does it say? Cause you're cool. Come on. I am cool. No, I'm talking about you. Boys, how long have we been talking about alt spikes? Way too long, man.

Just putting it down. I wish my fucking trailer was a snow slope because I'd have crazy carbon right through the fucking living room right now. Fuck watch, Julian. Hello. How are ya? I wonder what color mine is, man. Ricky, you're gonna get hurt.

You're gonna get hurt. You're gonna hurt yourself. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey're gonna get hurt. You're gonna hurt yourself. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey. Yeah, yours is purple. It's not slippery enough. Are you sure there's no more presents? Look under the tree.

I don't fucking know, man. I didn't know those were there. Look under the tree. There might be. I don't know what. I think I'm getting my second wind here, boys. I think I am, too. I think they... It's time to put on my second wind here boys. I think I am too I think they put on the drinking glasses. Yeah, I think the wolf thorn woke me right up The whole fucking case of liquor is gone. Yep the Yeti fucking frost. Damn I got cold our hands for some reason. You know what it was nice to Santa but it's pretty fucking dumb. They're from Randy Ricky Ricky. They're stupid.

It's from Randy. Maybe you're supposed to put the Old Spice on the crazy carpet. And roll around. When the fuck did I come up with this shit? Why? Did I do this last night? I guess I got some different things about... What do you got, Ricky?

January 1. What's here? On this day, 1801, Irish Paralleliamont votes to join Kingdom of Great Britain, forming the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. What the fuck? Translation, please, Bob. Huh? UK on this day. What about it? It was formed, bubs. UK! Huh? UK on this day. What about it?

It was formed. It was formed. Yes. It's a big day for those people. Or maybe it's not if they're not happy, but I don't know. Could go either way, I guess. Oh, there. Yeah, that was kind of easy.

Now the aliens can communicate with me again. I don't have my foil hat on anymore. Want some rum-flavored or whiskey-flavored silica gels, man? No, I don't. I think I ate a bag of those already. 1939, Hewitt Packard was founded. HP? By Bill Hewitt and Dave Packard. HP. Did you know they made the sauce, too?

Steak sauce? Yeah. They made computers and steak sauce. They couldn't. Each guy had a different vision for the company, and they couldn't decide on which route to go, so they said, fuck it, we'll do both. You know what?

They were both right. They made computers and printers in one division, and then the same building, just down the hall, steak sauce. Don't believe you. In Silicon Valley. Yes. Home of the steak sauce. Who would have thought? HP. Sauce. That is fucked. You know what? I didn't know that, man.

It's true. Wow. I wonder what else they make that nobody knows about. That's it. Computers and steak sauce. This is a weird one. This is a weird one. This is a weird fucking one. 1946.

Emperor Hiroshito of Japan. Hirohito. Is it Hirohito? Well, I don't know. He announces he is not a god.

Oh, yeah. Good one to tell everybody. Before that, was he telling people he was? Probably. Things were fucked up back then. Imagine how shocked they would have been. Well, they still think the guy there in North Korea, he still fancies himself as a bit of a god.

I believe he made the claim that he doesn't take, he doesn't shit. He doesn't take shits. Yes, he does. No, but he says he doesn't. The rumor is Kim Jong-un or whatever the fuck that little prick's name is. He doesn't, he doesn't take shits.

What the fuck? Well, okay. What a thing to fuck. I'm fucking itchy. Why do I have this on? Who put this on me? You did. You put it on. Why?

You were stripping. You were stripping, remember? No. You were up on the coffee table going, I'm Rekina. Did I go all the way this time? Yes, you did. A couple times. Fuck.

You were bent right over and Julian was putting loonies in your arch grab. I wasn't doing that, man. Yeah, you were bent right over and he was throwing loonies in your arch grab. I wasn't doing that, man. Yeah, you were bent right over and he was throwing loonies and sticking them to your tank. It's weird how you can just not remember

certain stuff. No, I didn't do that. I can't read my writing very well, but I think it says 1995. It was a sad day on this day.

Wait, what happened? The last fucking Far Side comic. Oh, Gary Larson. Gary Larson. Yeah yeah they were funny huh but he came back didn't he doesn't he do new ones again Gary Larson

I love Gary Larson like how in what way well I enjoy his work not like a crush way right I don't even know what the man looks like. How could I have a crush on him? It's too bad he wasn't really into setting things on fire.

All right, so if he was good at it, he could do the arson. What? He was into setting shit on fire. Gary Larson, the arson. Arsonist. You'd have to be Gary Larsonist then, Ricky. Oh! Arsonist. You'd have to be Gary Larsonist then, Ricky. Oh, Julian got his muscles out today. Showed them to everybody.

Wasn't many people famous that got born. J. Edgar Hoover, the guy that wore ladies underwear. Jedgar. They call him. J.D. Salinger. Oh, J.D. Catcher in the Rye. Yeah. What was that about?

Catcher in the Rye was the story of Holden Caulfield, Ricky. Loner who went to New York and, well, it was actually, I'm not even going to talk about it, but it inspired somebody to do something fucking horrific back in the day. Who? The guy that did the bad to John Lennon. What about him? He read that fucking book and then he went and did, oh, look, I'm holding Caulfield.

I'm going to go to fucking New York and get a hawer and fucking hang out and then I'm gonna fucking do that Stupid cocksucker. Well, he might have had something wrong with him. Well, he did Ricky. He was crazy as the fucking birds obviously Anyway, yeah JD Salinger. Okay. So is that a thing? You go to New York, get a hooker and kill people? No, it's not a normal thing, no.

It's not a thing, Ricky, no. You can't call that a thing. What would you pay? It would be not good. Not a good package to sell on Expedia. Dealing with customers you don't want to deal with. I like my head stuff. Oh, boys, I'm right back on her now. Good.

I'm starting to come around a bit too, bubs. Straight vodka will bring you right the fuck around. Yeah, it will, man. You know who we should rob? The Swedes. Why? I agree. They got the biggest store around.

What do you mean? Ikea. Akia? Yeah. That's a big store, yeah. So what do you want to rob? You want to rob that? What are you talking about, Ricky? Robbing the Swedes. What do you mean, though? I think a lot of people probably get cash for Christmas. They're going out and buying their little things at the big box store.

Cash is piling up. They're not used to it because they're from Sweden. They don't have cash there. They don't know what to do with it. So it piles up and piles up. We go in, masked bandits, because you're allowed to wear a mask. Hello, everyone. Give us your doleros.

Surprise and shock value. Yeah, but I thought people were... Shock and awe, baby. Are you talking about robbing the Ikea down the road? Which isn't a bad idea if you do. We're not robbing Ikea. But the thing is, people are all... They're using credit cards, man.

Debit cards. Christmas is a cash holiday ricky there's an armed car comes to ikea every hour really it takes about a hundred grand in cash out of there how the do they know that so much same thing at costco costco what did you say Costco. What did you say? I don't remember.

How do they know that so much or something? I don't know what it means. How do they know that so much it means? How do they know this much information? Doesn't it? So they're smart with the money. Who would have known? Fucking Swedes are smart with the money. Costco, there's an armored car every hour,

takes a hundred K out of there, but they're fucking armed to the tooth. So we need to arrive five minutes before that. They're armed to the teeth, Ricky. You get fucking blasted. We need extra armor, Soph. We go in with three guns each. We go in with a wolf thorn.

Squirt it in his eyes. Oh, you know what? That's a good distraction. Then they can't fire back. Soapy eyes. Soap guns. You guys are fucked. Shotguns full of fucking this stuff.

Oh, yeah. Let's go rob the Ikea with fucking old spice fucking shotguns. Brilliant. There's probably been worse ideas. Nobody's doing shit like that these days around here, man. We could easily do whatever we want. What would be our name?

Soap on a Rope. Soap on a Rope Bandits. The old spice bandits. I like it. Yeah. Front page. No, just spicy. The spice bandits. The spice boys. I like it. Yeah. Front page. No, just spicy. The Spice Bandits.

The Spice Boys. The Spice Boys. The Spice Boys. There we go. We're the Spice Boys. If you want to be my robber, you got to hold up my friend. You can't be linked to the Spice Girls. We're totally different, man.

Which Spice Girl would you be if we were the Spice Boys? I don't fucking know, man. I thought you'd be posh. I would not be totally. Posh! No, I wouldn't be posh. Posh! I'd be that animal one.

Is it animal? Spice? Cat Spice. I don't fucking know. I don't even know them. Sporty Spice. I'd be Sporty Spice.'t even know them. Sporty spice. I'd be sporty spice.

Okay, sporty. Cute little one. What other ones were there? Posh, sporty. Dopey? No, man. No, that's... Think of the...

I gotta look this up. What were the Spice Girl names? I can't believe this is... Sporty spice. I searched fucking history, Hot Spice, Funny Spice. Baby. Baby Spice. Oh, that's who I was thinking. I'd be Baby Spice.

Baby Spice, that'd be me. There's another one though, isn't there? With the big pigtails, I'd have big pigtails. Oh yeah, they're scary, man. Scary Spice, no. Mel B, man, that's Mel B Really? Scary spice? She's scary

That's not a very good handle Man, this book is not great, I gotta be honest Do you even know what it is? Like, you probably don't understand a fucking thing in that book You got it upside down, Ricky Jesus And there's two stories or something there, isn't there? Yeah, I didn't read the first one yet.

Uh-oh. Just fucking knocking over my barbell. Here, do you want to use that? You're not even using it. Well, I feel like a fucking dork drinking out of it. What's G-O-R? G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S. What?

G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S. G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S G-O-R G-E-O-Gorgeous Jesus, Ricky The kitchen was gorgeous Buttercream wood cabinets With glass fronts, granite countertops A hardwood floor And an overhead light fixture

Made out of some sort of old-fashioned glass It's lovely, she said Is that how you read? Is that Is that considered good writing, man? sort of old-fashioned gloss. It's lovely, she said. Is that how you read? Is that considered good writing, man? Well, don't you just picture it all? How in the fuck can you not read the word gorgeous but you read buttercream? Oh, because I've eaten buttercream ice

and I've seen that word before. Oh. I've never really thought about the word gorgeous, how it was spelled. I wouldn't spell it like that. That's for goddamn sure. How would you spell it? Actually, you know what?

It's not far off. Just a couple extra letters. G-O-R-J-U-S, I bet. Right? Gorgeous. But then it'd be Gorg-ess. Yeah, you know what? It's probably spelled right.

It's definitely spelled right if it's in the fucking book, man. But it's neat when you can read words and all of a sudden you picture it. I like that. Is that the first time you ever read something and you could visualize it, Ricky? It's the first time I remember where it made sense and I'm like, wow. I know what that looks like because of the way

you described it. Wow. It's time, boys. For what? We've been lame, like, this whole fucking time. Let's get this shit going. All right, what are we doing? We're going to go at it again.

This is going to be night number... How many nights? Well... I'm feeling good. Let's just hit the booze. Roll ups and joins, please, Ricky. Bobs? Just wait.

I got an announcement to make. Okay, what? Put your drinks up. How the fuck is this cocksucking fucking thing not working now? Yes, give us some bleeds. Who broke my torch? Ricky. Oh, Ricky.

What can we do with it? Let's burn the slippers. Just turn it off. I got an announcement. No, Ricky. I was just joking. Ricky, I've burn the slippers. Just turn it off. I got an... No, Ricky. Ricky, I've got an announcement to make. Don't.

Okay. What's the announcement, bubs? Turn off the torch, Ricky. Ricky. Burn up the... Yeah, let's see that go up. Ricky. Yeah, whoa.

See, this is what I'm talking about, bubs. This is fun. Danger. Danger bag. Okay, whoa. See, this is what I'm talking about, bubs. This is fun. Danger. Danger bag. Okay, boys, so you know the Swearin' It fellas? Yes. I made a little deal with them. What are you doing? Guess what's coming on the Swearin' It right now.

What? The show with you guys in jail. What show? Remember when they were in the jail? The jail show show? Remember when they were in the jail? Remember when the cameras were in the jail? They made a show out of it. Holy fuck, man. All right, is it any good?

You're all fucking idiots. Why are you trying to make me look like a fucking idiot? No, I haven't actually seen it, but they said it was good. All right, let's watch it. Let's watch it. Well, I thought't actually seen it, but they said it was good. Alright, let's watch it. Let's watch it, maybe we can... Well, I thought you'd be excited. Well, it depends on how we look. We could look like fucking devs.

So here, why don't you look, Ricky? Look into the camera. Which one? Either one, I don't know. Okay, then what? This one over here. Okay. And make the announcement to the world right now. World premiere.

What do I say? Whatever you're feeling. Trailer Park Boys. Whatever you're feeling down here in your heart. You know what to say. Hey, everybody. World premiere of Trailer Park Boys Jail today. January 1, 2021.

Go the fuck to a place and some Hardship And have some drinks Maybe Definitely Well I think They're probably all Primed and ready With their fucking joints And their liquor

Yeah I hope so So here I always Want to say this So without further Adieu Bob's What? You spilled my fucking

Drink on my laptop Oh for fuck's sake Wipe it off I wasn't even open Way to start 2021 Wrecked my fucking computer I'm sorry Just tell everybody

Enjoy the show everybody Would you like a roast of the orange Give him a roast of the orange Oh look it's orange Get it Jail orange