Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 34 - Bad Bad Boys

Episode Date: January 13, 2025

The Boys are high, but Bubs is about to get real high... he's flying to the UK to party with fans at Sh*trockers screenings! They also chat about Fogvid-24, sending Randy to Russia, and Haywire - the unluckiest band in the world!

See the video version of park after dark in Ricky's trailer go to swear net comm or download the trailer park boys swear net app You do I talk you know what I was starting off this New Year I thought, without so much of the fucking weed and the gummies. And look at me now. Fucked. Basically. I know. I thought we were going to take a break. This is the highest I've been, I think, since last year. Well, definitely since last year, since the year before.

The theme song for today is going to be... Bad, bad boys. Hahaha! Hahaha! Is that A-War? That's A-War, man. That wasn't funny though. It was.

It was the way he snuck up on us. We're being bad boys, are we? Bad, bad boys. A lot of people probably don't even know what the fuck we're talking about. Should I try to play it? I don't know, is it on spot a cock? It's probably on Apple Music, I would think. Haywire from PEI, Canada.

Prince Howard Island. They had a big hit in the 80s called Bad, Bad Boys. I definitely don't have this song in my library. Apparently they sold their in-tax books for signing the worst record deal in history. When you're learning about music business stuff, they're a case study as to what not to do. What was that?

I remember they played it at some dance we were at. Thinking about the years or something like that. I forget now. I don't know. Fuck that. How many albums do they have? Haywire? Yeah. 46?

I thought it was one. No man, I thought it was one. I thought it was two actually. Oh, I don't know how many records. I was never into the Haywire. Paul McCosley? Is that right? McCosley, Paul.

Paul McCosley I think or something. He's in a band after that called Lugnuts. Lugnuts? Yeah, played at a bar. Wow, he really took a step down, did he? Went from haywire to lugnuts. Here we go. He played the Legion way before you, Babs.

["Lugnuts"] Is this Bad Bad Boys? This is it. This is wrong, oh shit. ["Lugnuts"] This is it. Team is it. This is it. This is it. Team song. January 10th. This Ricky saying the song is about us.

Are you high right now? Little bit. Okay, you're a bad boy, man. You're getting into it. Oh yeah, listen to that. Fuckin' keys. Late 80s? Oh yeah, listen to that. Fuckin' keys. This is late 80s?

I would say mid, isn't it? Like 86? Could be. Pretty happy tunes for being big. Oh wait, till the chorus fucking grabs ya. It's gonna, you guys are gonna love this. Here it comes. Pre-chorus. Just don't leave it like this Take it back

Free chorus Wait That's us boys Okay, it's January 10th. I wasn't expecting that. 2025. Little Canadian right there. I bet you their sales are going to just go whew. Canadian icons. A-wire. If their sales go whew, it doesn't matter because they signed a bad record.

I don't think they signed away all their everything like day one or something is what I heard. I could be wrong. Don't quote me. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don so yeah. I don't think they signed away all their everything, like day one or something is what I heard. I could be wrong, don't quote me. Too bad for those guys, man. Well, I do know you gotta be good with the contracts. I feel bad for any band that gets just fucked right out of the gate by some record company asshole who knows that he's fucking them.

Oh man, they know the fucking snakes. They used to do that a lot in the 80s. See, if I was a manager or something, there's no way I would ever do that to any of my clients. Any of my people. You did it to me! When? You tried to take 50% of everything

without even being there. You know what, it was a test. See, if you were to take that deal, I was bubs your fuck. You would have no respect for it. Exactly. Oh, it was a test. It was a test see if you were to if you were to take that deal I was bubs your phone would have no respect for you Exactly. Oh, it was a test. It was a buy. Yeah, I'm sure if I had a set. Okay, Julie I was past the test smart tactic very good smart tactic Whatever. I heard a fuck you bubs. Have you guys ever heard of the country?

Uzbekistan yeah, I'm back a stand really. Yeah. Yeah, man It's over there by all the stands Afghanistan. I've never heard of it Anyway, who's back and who's back zookeeper? Okay, you fucked up pretty bad. What do you do? Decide impresses fiancee. He's like, yeah, I'm gonna go into the lion's cage get some video meat Patton the big cats the lion's cage and get some video of me patting the big cats. They killed him! He's dead! Oh man. What a horrible way to go.

It would be. One minute you're alive, one minute you're getting fucking eaten. He's just on his phone going, hey sweetheart, hey look at me, with the cats. And they're like, ah fuck! Dead. Alright, I think we've said this before, What's worse, that or a shark attack? I don't think there's a great option there. Shark attack might be worse

because you're also not able to breathe when they're pulling you under. But maybe that's a good thing. And there are teeth. There's so many fucking teeth. You're right, man. Maybe you just want to take a big... Maybe. You know what I'm saying?

What does a lion bite the back of your neck, doesn't it? Oh yeah, he does. And he'll drag you for a little while and he'll fucking eat you after that. Play with you and... Oh yeah, he'll bitch slap you all around the fucking yard. That's this fuck. Can I taste that blood?

See a shark, now if you were swimming and you were one and was gonna come like this, like the seals, you know they can really... That would be the way how you doing? At least it's done and it's over get mauled for 20 minutes and then get fucked No, just get just eating and fuck it fuck it They probably get horny from eating. Yeah, man. Yeah, that's that's the thing What's the catch when I pull his pants down with his nails? She doesn't have to pull his pants. All the tastiness.

That's where all the food is and shit is. It could be a cheeseburger down there. Steak, get me out that. Okay. Booze. Do you wish you were a lion? Sometimes? Hey, if I was an animal. He is a lion sometimes. Giustaffa. a fosan animal. He is a lion sometimes. Jus-tah-fa. Julien.

Jus-tah-fa. Julien. Julien, Julien. What's his name for real? It's not Jus-tah-fa. Mufasa. Mufasa. Jus-tah-fa.

What'd you call him? Jus-tah-fa. Jus-tah-fa. I don't know who that guy is. Jus-tah-fa sounds like he hang out with Merlin or somebody You know Fossa Mustafa No, that's your rights move. Yeah move far or maybe I'm thinking of the other guy. There's another movie playing about the devil

Nosferatu. Yeah, that's a fucked up, that looks fucked. That does. But I can't believe you remembered that. Did you guys see the movie Flow about the kitty? No. Oh, fuck that. Oh, it's a good movie, animated, no dialogue. The animals don't talk.

A bunch of cats. Just one cat. He's dealing with a fucking lemur, a goddamn pack of dogs, a fucking deal with a bunch of stuff, but he holds his own. Sounds like the movie The Bear from a long time ago. And there's no talking, like no dialogue at all. No, it's not talking animals. They're real animals.

That's what The Bear was about. And all of a sudden the world just floods and the water goes like that, and the kid, he's got to get in a boat, and he's got all... He can steer the fucking boat and everything You know what? It sounds like a great movie get big to your mind. Yeah, I was gonna say Oh, it's a great room cuz the movie the bear is about these bears and fucking I think the mother bear the father one of the bears gets fucking killed trying to eat some bees and Stump collapses on her head or rocks collapse on her head or some shit

Anyway, it's fucking baked into your mind. It's a good time. You just get into it. We should feel like you're the bear. We should come up with like a movie like that, like an idea and just make it totally fucked. So here's something. I don't know, I've been wondering about this too.

There's been a lot of fog lately. Oh God. I've been hearing about this shit what what the fog is a viral conspiracy theory claims the fog is a chemical weapon there's a bunch of them Ricky's fog vid 24 they're calling it fog vid there's several conspiracy theories about the fog man-made chemical weapon they're sayingually large particles, if you shine a flashlight on it at night, I don't think so. I tried it, and it just looks like moisture to me.

You know what one of the theories is, and it doesn't sound too far-fetched to me. What's that? All the drones, they're saying. Mysterious drone sightings, yes. No, but they're saying the drones, the US, they're one of the things, and I mean, this could be a conspiracy theory, but if it's

True, it's pretty fucking scary. They're saying that the u.s. Knows that a nuclear device came into America And all the drones have like sniffing technology and they're flying trying to find it before it gets detonated And then they said the fog, they actually have this fuckin' technical dust they can use to monitor stuff and they're saying the fog is also part of that trying to find the nuke. So they think there's a nuke somewhere in the United States.

Yeah, and that's why they were flying it over New York. They're saying they know it came into New York, New Jersey area. What the fuck? I read a book about that, but I didn't understand it. You didn't have a red book, Ricky. You did not. When have you read a book?

I tried. Mo gave me a book. It's about some detective in New York. Yeah, I like that one. Who was trying to find a nuclear bomb using a drone? I did get it. I did get it. I was seven pages in.

I'm having another liquor drink, boys. Get your new buddy. Just help us off, pups, you know? Fuck, what's mine is yours, I guess. I bought these! Yeah, but you left them here. That does make some pro... They make pro... That's the property of the trailer.

You're siding with him! Well, it's his... It's fucking rude to say it's not his. I paid for the fucking things! I'm just using the sprig to cool them down. You would never leave me see... Do you ever see me leave booze here? Ever. Never. No. Because if I left it here, it'd be his.

No. I hope Randy never finds out about this fucking trick. Oh, great. This is a good one. Well you know how we get behind on rent and shit. Randy can't really throw us out in winter because it's not really legal. Oh we'd also kill him. We'd kill him, yes.

This homeowner in France, the tenants were way behind on rent. They're like fuck you, we're not leaving. It's illegal to kick us out in winter. So he got a company to come in. They removed all the doors and windows. So, oh no, we're replacing them. Oh my God.

This might not be till the summer. And that's what they said. That sounds like something you would do, Ricky. He called and said, well, I thought you were replacing them. Well, yeah, but not yet. I don't have the money to fucking do that right now. Sorry. That's brilliant.

Sorry if you're cold, get the fuck out. See. Holy fuck. I don't have the money to fucking do that right now. Sorry. That was brilliant. Sorry if you're cold, get the fuck out. See. Holy fuck. I love it. See the difference is can you imagine Randy coming in and trying to remove the fucking doors and windows of the trailer? He'd be shot, probably.

He would be first trying to steal this. He wouldn't die, he would be hurt. How long have we been on here, boys? Don't know, man. I gotta get moving, I gotta get moving to the airport. You're going away, man. Look at the world traveler. A lot of things happened today.

It's the last day for U2's pre-order. Oh, is it? Yeah. Get the little buggers over here, Ricky. Grab them. And it's not the band. It's something different. Not U2.

What are they? These little cutie things. When are they coming out? They're out. Okay, good. Pre-ordered, isn't it? Last day today, I believe. I don't know. Oh, is that what it is? Not you two. What are they? These little cutie things. When are they coming out? They're out! Oh, take two orders. Isn't it last day today, I believe. I don't know.

Oh, is that what it is? You know what, I only have the attention to every... Pass the limited time. What, are we only selling these for a limited time? Grab them, yes. They're limited edition. That's a contract. Oh, I didn't know that.

Look at that, how cute is that? Look at the little rig. Look at the little cigarette in his mouth. Cute as a mutton. Look at the little cigarette hanging out of his mouth. Look, I got ice cubes, man. You kidding what? Look at the little rag, look at the little cigarette in his mouth. Cute as a mutton. Look at the little cigarette hanging out of his mouth. Look, I got ice cubes, man. You kidding me? You didn't see these yet?

Well, I kinda looked them over, but I think it was not high. Look at that, detachable kitty. That drink's not detachable. So what is it, Ricky? This is the last day for pre-orders? You know what, I could have that fucked up, but it's the last day,

there's something to do with these things. I'm sure they can put it on the screen. Just, yeah, put it up on the screen. Just, you better get them though, because there's only so many and then they're not making any more. And let me tell you, good quality. Like these are not shabby.

These are shabby, you know what? Sometimes you know you see the stuffies and they're just shit quality. These are fucking unreal Julien's you two's is gonna be in trouble with small little muscular male dogs Dogs are gonna eat this They're gonna pump it They're gonna do a ramp up. I died. What why does something like that? Go?

We're gonna do a ramp a pump it right on it. He's talking about dogs fucking my doll. Come on. Those are fantastic. So you're going on a trip. I'm going to the airport right from here. Why are we going with ya? Because they're not paying for it. I gotta pay for it.

Oh, alright. I'm gonna try to sell some posters, pay for it. Well, hopefully people will buy the poster. You gonna have any of your fucking albums or that's... Yes, yes. I think they're gonna bring those too. Just to, you know, try to... So tonight, boys, I'm in fucking Manchester, UK tonight.

I'm jealous. And I think it's at the, like, there's an Oasis Bar or something called... What's it called? Definitely Maybe? I think that's where I am tonight. Definitely Maybe. Can you say hi to the football team for me? Which one?

I can't say because I could get into trouble. You fucking. Say hi to both of them, you'll have it covered. You just say hi to all the boys over there, man. So you're going to Manchester tonight, then what? London, tomorrow night, Saturday night. Gonna be in London. Then we're taking the train.

Remember the boys in the band, Pastel? Yep. We're going to, I'm going to their hometown, Swansea. And we're having a big after party at their thing there. I like that band, man, they're good. Tell the boys to say hi. They're good people, good guys. I will, we're gonna be in Liverpool.

I'm taking the train everywhere too, boys. I've never really been on the train. Me either, I wish I was going. Liverpool, and I think. I've never really been on the train. Me either. Wish I was going. Liverpool, and I think, well, they'll put it on the screen, but guess where else? Dublin. Oh, you motherfucker. Oh, damn it. I'm jealous.

I fucking love that. I love Dublin. I'm gonna be in Dublin for a night, boys. We're gonna have after, like, I'm gonna come to the theater and say hi to everybody, intro the movie, and then we're gonna have like a shindig afterwards. So just keep checking here,

or just check the Instagrams or whatever, to find out what city I'm gonna be in and where the fucking shit's happening. But you gotta come and buy posters or albums, or I'm gonna be fucking broke. Take a smokey out for just a gaze. Randy's not coming. Well, you might be.

Ricky, I'm not hooking around the UK on a train. It'll work man. Doing it in train bathrooms for neckles. Neckles? Like Randy would. You're selling yourself short man. You would fucking make a lot of money on a train I bet. Especially you got the guitar out.

Play a few songs, you got them. Oh yeah, you're on a train. You can make it go. You could do a lot of pounding. Just go car to car. Have a neon sign. All right, sock jobs. Would you like to be serviced, laddie?

Oh, I didn't know you were doing sock jobs. I was talking to women. Whoa, bubs. No, you said Randy, like Smokey. Tinker in a little bit of a... Kind of a female version. No, I was just saying, if Randy was on there, he'd just go into the car and announce.

No, that's not what you said. He'd just give the menu. Here's what's on the menu. If you'd like to rewind, he did say what he did say. Full meal deal around the world, 20 pounds. Oh yeah, the full meal deal. Remember he was selling those? Anyway, yeah, the movie starts in the UK and Ireland tonight.

At View Cinemas. Go to View Cinemas website and you see all the cities it's playing in. And I'm going to be in a bunch of the fucking cities over the next five six days So come on down Somebody else broke the penis Who did? MMM Easter, Matthias man He snapped it yeah, you're a fight didn't wear a cup for some god What's a burn walk just practice it? Got need needed emergency surgery

Venus How did it break though man? Like good he didn't have it. It wasn't hurt like there's no bone in I know Really bad and he's so sore as fuck for a couple days and his girlfriend's like fuck. I don't know man There's like a lump and shit on that doesn't look right so he went in got a Ultra sounds that's something Right. So he went in, got an ultrasound, is that something? Probably. Yeah.

And then they were like, you should definitely go to this other hospital. Like right away, this isn't good. And they're like, holy fuck, yeah, you need emergency surgery. You snapped your wiener. Do you remember when we played basketball with... Rodman?

Dennis Rodman. Remember he told us he broke his deck three times. Yeah, that's a bad. He snapped it and I said, how do you snap your wiener? He goes, well, if you're standing on a dresser in a hotel room high on cocaine and you jump onto the bed to try to sink it right in and you miss, it snaps. Remember that?

I don't remember that story, man. Yeah, he said he was all jacked up on something. Another time I dressed a drawer, wasn't it? What? Another time I was a dresser drawer, I think, or something. Dresser drawer, I didn't hear that. He gets fucked over in the bedroom. Yeah, with fur.

No, he said he jumped off the bed to try to land on his lady she wanted him to or whatever, and he missed and it bent and snapped. See, I thought it was just rumors until we met him. He swe and he missed and it bent snapped see I thought it was just Rumors until we met him and it was he he swears that he snapped it three times I didn't think he could do it, but yeah, he did it. Oh, it makes a pop Does it make it stronger though when it gets repaired stronger must hurt the penis after that? Well, I don't know if they put a couple of steel fucking rods in it or what?

That's why he's called Dennis Rodman, I bet. He's got steel rods in his wings. I wonder if he finished the job or if he just had a bail. He probably finished the fucking job. I think so. Yeah, man. He was a crazy bastard. I think he's a bit crazy.

I don't think he talked the fuck. And then after we met him, he started going to North Korea and hanging out with Kim Jong-un. Mm-hmm. Kim Bong-woo? Kim Bong-joon. Kim Bong? Kim Bong. Well, what did they say? That he just banned hot dogs.

You cannot, you eat a hot dog over there, you're seen selling hot dogs, you're fucked. Why did he ban hot dogs? Too much for the Western world influence. It's probably just so shitty for you. They probably got shitty hot dogs. Or women. Like they give a fuck.

Yeah. Well, it's pretty fucked up. He fucking murders people with missiles. Well, you eat a hot dog, you're going to a camp. You know he did that, eh, Reggie? What is it? One of his generals pissed him off. So he put him up for the firing squad.

But instead of shooting him, they fucking fired a fucking missile into him I kind of think that's not gonna be a good time. No, man Oh, it would be I mean does it go right through you and then blow up or does it? Oh, I know brick wall and it blows up. I wonder oh Definitely go through you before blew up because there's not enough need on you to set off the Thing it has to hit something hard. Unless you wore like a steel. I mean if it hit him, it would blow up.

Oh fuck, he just has to flex. Probably destroy the missile. Fucking missile would just crumple. He'd be fine. Whoa. This, don't ever fucking fuck around when you're tipping your pizza guy. Why?

Because you never know what's going to happen. Oh, is this the lady that stabbed the lady? Stabbed a pregnant woman over a tip dispute. Yeah, she didn't get a big enough tip, stabbed a pregnant lady. The woman gave her 50 bucks for a 33 dollar bill, and the woman was like, well, can I have some change? She said, sorry, company policy, we don't make change. She's like, oh, well, I better try to find some smaller bills. So between her and her boyfriend,

all they could come up with was like 35 bucks. So she only got a $2 tip. You're getting stabbed. Later on, she came back with an accomplice, mass son. Wow. Oh, she came back. I broke in. Oh, I didn't know that part.

I thought it happened all at once. So she just like, she can't say I just fucking went crazy so so mad over a couple planned it What a crazy motherfucker over a couple bucks. I mean, yeah $17 tip on pizza delivery is a little high It is if you're you know, if you're scraping by you're not gonna be given $17 tips But you shouldn't get stabbed if you give a $2 tip either. Maybe you go fuck yourself. Yeah maybe you know fire some dog shit at your window or something. Yeah that's a little bit better. You know not stab somebody. Especially a pregnant lady. What's the most she was gonna get? Probably seven bucks.

Yeah so you're talking about a five bucks. A five dollar stabbing. Did you ever take five bucks? Did she die? Over five bucks, you're not. She didn't die, did she? I don't think so. But she stabbed, she was pregnant. Yeah, that's not good, man. Yeah, she might have lost a kid.

I would think it's not. Over five dollars! Stupid bastard. So fuck, the world is pretty fucking messed up. You over-rushed it, it's fucked up. Check this out. Russian police detains priority go-overs for looking too gay.

Apparently if you look like you're too gay over there, you're going to jail. Looking too gay? That's what it's saying, man. Like would I be? But who decides what's gay-looking? That's what I mean, they might think I'm gay. It's promoting non-traditional sexual relations.

But what, who decides you're gay-looking and you're not gay-looking? Okay, well maybe if you throw, like, take Elton John just getting off stage, throw him into the fucking city. But Elton John looks like a badass. I know he does, but not to these guys. Wow. That's fucked up. I'm telling you, what a fucked up place, eh?

We need to go to Russia and do some experimenting. No, you don't, Ricky. No, no, we go to jail. I just want to know what the fucking line is. It won't work out well for you. Ricky, you'll be over there and you'll be... They're pretty hardcore, aren't they? Yeah, I'd love to see him in there.

Oh, everybody falls out of fucking windows in Russia. Can you imagine him in court over in Russia? That'd be quite a thing to see. They have a name for that, you know? And I forget what it is. Why? Where they make it look like a suicide, but it's not. It's called murder.

Murder good at it. Murder. Murder, man. No, but they, but it's never said murder. It's always like, oh, he either committed suicide or he was an accident. Yeah. I wouldn't want to go to jail.

Oh my God, so many people have fallen out of windows. Because you can't prove it was murder That's right. No, he fell out the window somehow Tripped tripped and fell that's what I'm saying. So it was either an accident or he committed suicide How many times have you tripped and fucking flown out a window? I'm just to clear things up. I'm not saying anything bad against Russia cuz I'm a little terrified Yeah, okay Just to clear things up, I'm not saying anything bad against Russia because I'm a little terrified. Me too. Not saying anything bad.

We could experiment with Randy over there to see how, what's, like would they look at him as smoky? He would probably be arrested when he got off the plane. No, I don't think so. I think they'd see him as a big... Smoking, he'd be like smoking the bandit. They might see him as a big, strong... Bear.

Bear. The Russian bear. They might fucking... He might be. You know, it'd be good to interview these guys and say, okay, so what kind of clothing are you talking about? Strong bear. Bear. The Russian bear, they might fuckin'. He might be. You know, it'd be good to interview these guys and say, okay, so what kind of clothing are you talking about?

Like what? He might be royalty. Where he's walking around with no shirt on, they might think he's a big, tough bastard. Look at him. Doesn't even fuckin' flinch in the cold weather with no shirt on. Some holy bark, snatch him up and say, let's play.

A what? Holy bark. What are they called? Holy bark? What the fuck? The richest fuck. Oligarch? I don't even know what he's trying to say.

Oligarch. Oligarch? You don't know what an oligarch is? Oligarch. He's saying oligarch. Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah. Russian oligarch.

O-L-I-G-A-R-C-H. Oligarch. They got some fucking dough. They got some dough. Russian oligarch, O-L-I-G-A-R-C-H, oligarch. They got some fucking dough. They got some dough. Well, they basically have unlimited amounts of dough. What they say they have on paper doesn't even. I bet one of them would just pay Randy to bring tea

200 grand a year. Yeah, Smokey. Sure he would. Bring tea and do a little dance for him. It's kind of weird, boys. Who the fuck got more than January the 10th? Anybody we can use? Uh...

Oh, the scarecrow from American Wizard of Oz. No, not American Wizard of Oz. It's Wizard of Oz, isn't it? The American Wizard of Oz. The American Wizard in London. Ray Bolger. Oh, Ray Bolger. Who was he? A gangster? No, he was the fucking scarecrow, man. Oh, Ray Bolger. I'm thinking a Whitey Bolger. Whitey Bolger. He was from St. John's, wasn't he? He was also in the Partridge family.

What? Yes. Whitey was by... He was actually born in Dorchester, Massachusetts. Who was? Ray Bolger. Oh. Whitey Bolger was from St. John's, man. Who was? Ray Bolger. Oh, but Whitey Bolger? Whitey Bolger from St. John's, man. He was from Newfoundland. Jesus, that got confusing. Guess him and his brother were fucking nightmares. I would say.

Ronnie Hawkins, bubs. Oh, the Hawk. Throw one down. Great, some fucking Ronnie tonight. Favorite tune. Cheers to the Hawk. Jim Cro- Crochet.

Awesome. Happy birthday, Jim Cro- Billy Nittons. Billy Nittons' cousin. Leroy Brown. Nice. The baddest man in the whole damn town. Me and her all out there.

William Sanderson, he played one of the Larry brothers. I knew her. Oh. Your mother Larry and this is your brother Larry. Yeah Wasn't it Ricky it was there was two Larry's anyway, this is my brother Darryl and my other brother Yeah, no, yes. Who the fuck is Larry? The fuck is Larry there was three brothers Larry Darryl and Darryl There's no mother. Okay, fuck. This is my brother Larry,

this is my brother Darrell, this is my other brother Darrell. Right. That's a good restaurant in Halifax, my other brother Darrell's. They got that club pita. Pita club sub. I would suck an ape cock for one of those right now. Rod Stewart. Rod Stewart? Yeah. Do you guys say Stewart or Stort? Stewart. Stewart. See I, why do I say Stort? Stort. I don't know. Stort. S-T-O-R-T. Stort. You got an accent or something man. Ainsley Dunbar, the drummer from Journey Jefferson Starship, born in Liverpool, England. Maybe you can say hi when you're there. Gonna be in Liverpool this weekend.

George Foreman. Or early next week. Foreman girl. He was a Foreman. I know he was. I thought Foreman doesn't have an E in it? Yes it does. Okay, they just fucked it up.

George Foreman, F-O-R-E-M-A-N. Holy fuck, okay, this just blew me away. Pat Benatar, who we will crank later, but her last name was Andrzejewski? Andrzejewski? Whoa. I did not fucking know that. No.

Suckin' on my friend's cup. I saw that in a movie once. Yes. That's fucked up. Yeah, I saw that in a movie too. All right. Brad Roberts, isn't that one of your buddies? Crash Test Dummies. Oh, Brad Roberts.

He's not one of my buddies. Mm. Don't get into that, Ricky. You get hooked on that and you try to keep going lower and then you shit yourself. Oh, guess who else's birthday it is. Who? Chris, daddy Mac Smith

The wind up for that daddy Mac I make it jump jump Chris cops will make it jump Yeah, daddy Mac. I'll make it jump jump Jones muscles make you jump They were shit backwards in there number him doing that for a while fucking drill I went out with the guy that dressed up as one and probably and I Had to try to stay away from him because it was weird. Did they wear their shit back? Chris cross jump jump cross shit up Chris cross. I'll make you jump jump dirty Mac I'll make you jump jump you will test. I'll make you We're all into it though, weren't we?

We were into it. We used to jump up and down. Boys, I gotta go. Time to leave. Where you going, man? I gotta go. I gotta go to the airport. All right, then what do I do? Goin' to the airport. We're gonna go to Darrell's and get a fucking club hose.

Yeah. Peter. Fuck, I hope I don't die in a plane crash because I just cheered that I'm going to the airport. That would be, this would be horrible video. We'll have a good party if you die, man. Yeah, man. If I die over the ocean,

I want you guys to make love on the table. We'll come try to find your body. Make love on the table. No, man. That's my dying wish. All right, there's one of these left. My dying wish. There's one of these left.

If you die, do I want that? wish. All right, there's one of these left. My dying wish. There's one of these left. If you die, do I own it then? Yes. All right. And I want you to drink it right here. And say, cheers to the B-Man. Cheers. Happy 2025, everybody. Yeah.

Come out this weekend in the UK and Ireland. Check the dates. I'm coming right now. Here I come. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go'm coming right now. Here I come.