Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 34 - Butterflies And Kittens (And No Cock Talk)

Episode Date: January 17, 2022

F**KKK! Guess which drive-thru-hooking cheeseburger walrus has brought COVID into the park! The Boys try not to think about the bad sh*t and talk about Froot Loops, VR chicken theme parks, and drink a toast to Bob Saget. Plus: The Boys' thoughts on the Novak Djokovic tennis f**karound!

Hey boys! Look at this. What's up fellas? How's she going? How's she going? How's it going? It's going man. It is fucking going bubs. I know it's going. Look I got her all set up. It looks pretty real. I mean look at that look at the angles I got boys you know you're getting better at that bubs being the tech guy you know that I'm controlling it all by myself here

boys I'm doing all right I think I saw somebody complaining on the goddamn forms that it's oh we're not in the, you know what, bud, whoever that was? Take a big hydraulic sock on my nuts. This is about as real as it can look, so fuck yourself. It's not easy. Jesus, Murphy, look at this. I mean, got the TV. That's not really there, you know.

Back there. I think it's better than not doing it, for fuck's sakes. Yeah, maybe we should just not do it and then blame it on that stupid son of a whore, eh? You know who's due to blame here? It's fucking Randy.

Randy fucking brought the goddamn fucking COVID into Sunnyvale. Now, I think you, us three and maybe another handful of people don't have it because of Randy. Going around collecting a lot of fees, getting into people's faces, and he had fucking COVID. Nice going, Randy. Well, it might not have been collecting fees.

I think he was hawking down at the fucking King of Down there. Well, yeah, no, that's how he got it. And then he brought it into fucking Sunnyfield. He got into a batch of COVID cock. Yeah. Ricky. Yeah. Ricky. Randy, if you're watching this, Randy, at home, fucking having a hard time breathing,

fuck you. You brought the fucking COVID in. Don't say that to poor Randy. Don't say that to poor Randy. Well, it's not a good time to be hooking at the fucking drive-thrus, man. No, I agree. He shouldn't be dabbling in that with the COVID going around, you know. I know, but when you're addicted to a certain body part,

and it's kind of like me, I can't just stop smoking, I guess. Well, that's the problem. It is putting people in danger. Anyway, just, you know, that guy fucking shooting his lips off that it doesn't, you know, doesn't look real enough. Fuck yourself, bud. Let's see you fucking comp together a goddamn system like this. Don't fucking watch.

Jesus Christ. There's another idea there, Ricky. Good one. All right. You know, some of these people have been watching a long time. And it's hard not to get pissed off at them. I'm a little fucking hurt for us too. It's frustrating.

It's frustrating. I don't want to be doing this. Think I'm having a fucking good time? Fucking running around? Yeah, no shit. Son of a whore. Anyway, what's going on, boys? How's everything else?

My new plan is I'm going to get my booster. And then I'm going to try to get COVID on purpose. And then I'm done. I'm done with it all. What are you talking about, get it on purpose? I think once I get my booster and I can get it on purpose, I'll have enough of those anti-bloodies or whatever the fuck they are that I won't be...

You don't need to get it on purpose. If you get the booster, you're fine, Ricky. Just don't be trying to get it because you... If you get the boot, you're fine. Don't be trying to get it. I'm just so sick of this shit. It has to be done. It has to be over. We've got to stop talking about it because people don't want to hear this.

They're hearing up about this shit. Let's just fucking end talking about this shit. Let's talk about butterflies and kittens. Let's talk about kittens. You know what's going to happen? It's going to turn into happen? Look at the videos. I know, it's adorable. But I'm just, we've got to stop.

Boys, there's too much cock talk going on too. There's way too much cock talk. Nobody even said anything about cock until you did. Why did you bring up cocks instead of the blue? Because I was watching this the other day, you know, and it was like cock this, cock that, Bob. No, it wasn't.

There was a lot of fart talk, though. Well, cocks are a part of everyday life, so. Hey, you know what? Speaking of farts, I just fucking read something about that just yesterday. In the 1600s, they used to fucking put it in jars and hopefully if the plague was going around, they thought that it might fucking do something about, you know,

help get rid of the plague from coming in your house. It's fucked up. So the jar of the farts goes way back, man. Like 1600s. No, didn't know that. Cocks in a jar? Pickled cocks. Here we go. No, didn't know that. Cox in a jar? Alright. Pickled cocks. Here we go. I think I've heard that.

It was only a matter of time, boys. Are you talking about putting cocks in jars? Is that what you mean? Who, me? Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about the fart in the jar thing, man. Oh, farts in the jar. I thought you were still talking about cocks. No, no, no. no, no, no. I'm talking about the fart in the jar thing, man. Oh, farts in the jar. I thought you were still talking about the cocks.

No, no, no. I said we're trying not to talk about the cocks. Holy. You were talking about cats, bubs. Remember, did you hear about the cat in Colorado? He was reunited with his owner. He got donated to a thrift store. He was sleeping inside a fucking recliner.

They donated the recliner to the thrift store. All of a sudden, I heard this meow, and I turned the fucking recliner over, and he was inside the fucking thing. Oh, my Jesus. I've done that before. I did that before. I donated some fucking clothes and a suitcase to the Sally Ann, and

fucking one of my kiddies was in the suitcase when I closed it. Didn't know. I got him back, but fuck, it was dicey there for a while. I thought he fucking ran away on me. I gave him away by accident. So you got to be careful when you're donating your kitty or you're donating your stuff to the Sally Ann or the Goodwill. Make sure you don't have your kitties in any of the items.

What the fuck is going ding-ding in there? You know what? Sounds like Julian's phone. Randy's fucking texting me. What's he saying? I don't know. I got to tell him to fuck off. Nah, fuck him.

He's just saying, how are you guys feeling? Do you guys feeling sick? Do you have any symptoms? Fuck off, Randy. Asshole. Do we know that Randy is... Does he have it? Yes, he's got it. 100%.

He's either got that or some weird STD with the same symptoms. I think he's got COVID gonorrhea. That's what he's got. Covarrhea's what he's got COVID-ria It's a new strain So hopefully that doesn't get out there

So not only will you have the COVID You'll have fucking shit pus and shit come out of your car He might have sephirona It's COVID-22 Mutated Combined with STDs He might have He might have he might have um

cover media he might have covered media call the media yeah did you guys see um you know one thing that was funny boys did you see that stupid cocksucker that tried to sneak into Australia? That tennis player? What a dude. Why does he think he can just roll in there just because he's a big superstar? Is that what it was? He's got the money. He thinks he's better than everyone else.

I'm not a big fan of that dude. Did you see the news anchors talking about him, Ricky? You would have loved that. dude did you see the uh the news anchors talking about him ricky you would love that yeah the two they were australian news anchors and they didn't realize their mics were still on call them what it was a sneaky sneaky lying asshole or something i think yeah i think somebody called him a stupid cocksucker if i remember correctly yeah they're dropping some f-bombs i heard that's awesome's awesome. I'm going to watch that. So anyway, this guy went to court, and the judge is a fan of his, so he's like, yeah, you know, we're going to let you in.

But now there's some more problems. He's been doing a lot of lying. I guess he said he was in Spain, and he had COVID at this fucking date, and now blah, blah, blah. So now they're really going to investigate this shit, and this guy's going gonna be in some fucking trouble Well good. No, here's that nobody's better than anybody else So you can't just because right some superstar think that you're fucking going to follow the rules That's right. He's gotta follow the rules

Yeah, you know what he is. He's a lion cunt. That's what we're gonna call him You know what he is? He's a lying cunt. That's what we're going to call him. That's what he is, man. Don't be lying. We don't mean to be lying. We might break the law and shit, but we don't fucking lie, right?

Don't need to lie. Wow. What do you guys think of that Canadian party plane? Oh, fuck. Those influence going to Cancun. Now most of them are still stuck there. It looked like a good time. I gotta admit.

It looked like a good fucking time. I'm on the fence on that one because I mean, they did charter the whole fucking plane. Fuck it. I didn't know that. Yeah, they charted the whole they charted the whole fucking plane. You know, in theory, it seemed like it, you know, might be all right for them to do because they're doing their own thing. But now they're all trapped down in Mexico.

Yeah, what a fuck. Fuck, that's a real tough one. Are they still down there? Some of them are, yeah. I think so, man. Can't get home. Well, the problem is the fucking, the airline was going to let them back in and get on the flight,

but they said, this is the condition, so they laid out a bunch of conditions and said, we're not going to feed you. And they were like, whoa, hang tight. We pay for food. You're not feeding us. We're not getting on the plane. So they were like, fuck you guys then. Well, yeah. I think I'd fucking

go the five hours of the goddamn meal to get home, but it is pretty warm there, so I don't know. Maybe they want to stay. The problem with me is not giving me some liquor. I mean, you do pay for the booze in the flight.

Give me my fucking booze. Fuck the food. Give me booze. Yeah, but you want to get the fuck home, too. You want to get home is the thing. Yeah, but Bob,

I wish I would have been on that flight because, you know, I never is the thing. Yeah, but Bob's... I wish I would have been on that flight because, you know, I never got to smoke flying before and I just think that would be kind of neat to get to do that at least once. That would have been wicked. But you know what?

Were they vaping like fucking weed or just vape? I don't know. I think... Well, I'm assuming probably both, but yeah? I don't know. I think, well, I'm assuming probably both. But, yeah, I don't know. Who fucking knows, boys? This is nothing. What?

Did you guys hear about what's going on with Drake? He was banging some chick in the bathroom or something and put some hot sauce in the condom. It's a spermicide. Sure enough. Yeah, man. Hot.

Yeah. So this chick went in and grabbed the condom that was used, but had hot sauce in it as well and tried to up the old to get a little bevelina and uh she got a big surprise wow that's a weird one jesus murphy are you sure thinking man that's pretty good i'm pretty sure i've read that but hey you know what i don't know for sure i don't have 100 on that story but well you might want to... Well, you might want to... That's one you might want to confirm before you start saying Drake was putting

hot sauce on his wiener. This isn't CBC News, Bob's, okay? I don't got to confirm anything. I'm throwing it out there. If you guys want to do some research, go for it. Does it say he put it on his wiener? In the condom. No, after he... Oh, he put it on his wiener? In the condom. No, after he...

Hot sauce. Oh, he put it in the condom. The yolk left the body. He put that in there, so she wouldn't be able to do that. It was preventative maintenance. It worked because she tried to do it. But did he put the hot sauce in it

before he put it on? I think after. He wouldn't put it before. Then it would go down the piss hole and might burn and cause a lot of problems. Maybe he's good with fucking eating hot sauce. I mean, if it goes down there good, maybe it goes up there

the same way. You're making the prediction that Drake has a tolerance for hot sauce in his piss hole. I think he does. I'm not 100% sure get I gotta research it boys so everybody listen out that might not be true but this is what I've read this today online let's not be the people that start rumors please Jesus Murphy about I would say he took the condom off

and then put the hot sauce in it so that that might you know make sense You know as I still fucked still fucked to think like that. I'm gonna carry a bottle of hot sauce Okay, maybe let me have some strangers There you go. If you're gonna bag put some hot sauce in it. I have made Fuck he saved a lot of money probably Wow, you see that video that fucking pilot He crash-landed on a I think it was like a real railway in California Holy fuck. Yeah, man

And then the cops the cops pulled him out like seconds before the train fucking destroyed the plane That's some bad luck. I'm gonna crash land on the fucking train tracks. I Survived that and then barely surviving it before the video's online. It's fucked. Like, it's seconds before the train just took off. What kind of airplane was he in? Just a little piss tank. Was it a Piper?

Pissy Piper. Oh, if I was going to own a plane, I would own one of those Piper Cubs. They can fucking basically land on a fucking thing of a 50 feet long just bring her in the wind and you just set her down like that that's the one i have got the great big fucking tires on it you can land it on rocks next to the river he's got to be the fucking luckiest cocksucker around for he should buy a lottery ticket, for sure. Well, I would argue that he's not very lucky, Ricky, because he crashed his fucking plane. Yeah, good point, I guess.

I would argue he's not lucky at all. He's going to be two or three ways in like 10 minutes. Yeah, that's terrible. Didn't Indiana Jones also fuck around in his plane again just the other day, like a couple weeks ago. Harrison Ford crashed his plane again? Yeah. He didn't crash it. He was fucking coming in for a landing

again on not a runway, but one of the other ones. Like a golf course? He landed on a golf course last time. That was a long time ago. It was at an airport. But he flew over a fucking 737 or something that was getting ready to

take off. Well, he's Indiana Jones, so he's used to... He can get away with that shit. And he's Han Solo, so he's used to flying at light speed. I was reading this article about... He looks a lot adult, doesn't he? This guy took one of those DNA tests,

23 and U, or whatever the fuck they're called. And he found out he has 18 half-siblings all over the US. 18 what? 18 what? Half-siblings. Oh, I thought you said

hot siblings. Oh, well maybe. I don't know. I didn't see pictures of them. They could be hot. His dad must have been a little bit of a slut. Then I was thinking, well, maybe. I don't know. I didn't see pictures of them. They could be hot. His dad must have been a little bit of a slut. Then I was thinking, like, Julian, I'm wondering how many you got running around, because you're allergic to latex, and I don't think you got a vasectomy, so. I'm safe, man. I'm good.

I'm good. You could have a lot of kids running around, because, you know, these strippers come to town for a few days, and then they leave. Yeah, you could have a lot of kids running around. Because, you know, these strippers come to town for a few days, and then they leave. Yeah, you could have a lot of little ones running around. Well, look who's talking, Mr. fucking Ricky Romance. You've got a lot of shit going on, too, you know. Well, maybe we should both take a DNA test and see. You know, maybe it'll tell us that we've got all these little fuckers

running around we don't even know about. Got a big party. That's a terrible idea for you two to take that. I don to man but you you know what i don't know well no but they're out there they're gonna run it through the crime lab first of all your dna you don't know how many crime scenes you're gonna pop up in ricky you never know like one of my kids maybe they started amazon or you know one of those big rich companies. Who knows, right? You think Jeff Bezos is your kid, maybe? No, man.

There's not a chance, Ricky. He's older than you, Ricky. No, I mean, he's probably not, but maybe one of the other guys would help. What about the Facebook guy? He could be mine. You think Mark Zuckerberg. You might be Mark Zuckerberg's father. Is that what you think? You just, you might be Mark Zuckerberg's father. Is that what you think?

You just, you never know. You never know. You know what I'm worried about? Boys, I'm worried about this. Like Ray, he's had a lot of action

throughout his life at the old fucking truck stops. And my dad, when he was around, he was fucked. He had some shit going everywhere as well, right? What if we ended up having, like,

brother and sisters everywhere all over the planet? And what scares me... Well, my dad was a truck driver. It's possible. I know. That's what I'm saying. My dad was just a hustling fucking maniac. My dad was a truck driver,

and he was apparently notorious for, you know... They called him the Hammer, so... I mean... And he had a lot of lot lizards and you know what i'm afraid of i'm afraid that we're gonna hook up with some chicks sometime and she could be our sister or aunt or something that's what i'm afraid of murphy well then i think we're gonna have to get these tests done so maybe we should get these tests done because i don't can you imagine that especially if you're falling for a chick and you find out she's your sister or your So maybe we should get these tests done. Can you imagine that?

Especially if you were falling for a chick and you find out she's your sister or your fucking aunt. You're going to end up on fucking Maury Povich or Jerry Springer. Do they pay you when you go on that show? I think they must, don't they? I think they must. They must pay you on Jerry Springer.

I'd go on one of those shows if they're paying you. Like in the second. Why not? You're basically acting. Yeah, that's true. You must get an actor's pay or something. You know? Oh, boys.

I got an awful kinker er in my neck. Oh Yeah, don't know how I do Moving around man. I hurt hurt my wrist. I got a janky shoulder Can't get my neck pain shooting down my left leg. I Don't know. Maybe I'm you know Maybe it sounds like you might have been jacking it and somebody scared you from behind. That's what I was thinking too. I wasn't jacking it and got scared from behind.

Are you hauling carts out of the fucking pond like the ice and shit the proper way? Yes, I took... You know, legs for lifting and stuff? You gotta watch that, man. I... You could really fuck your shoulder i got a big enough hole to get carts out like ice fishing style but the holes you know six feet all right so you you smashed the although properly what do you use like an axe no i use a chainsaw

and i cut a hole and then i push it under with a stick and i shove it so it goes away and then i got a six foot hole and i rig it up over the tree branch and i use leverage and i haul it up so you know what it is it could be the chainsaw action you getting down that weird position like that's hard on the shoulder man you're not used to that kind of action that's hard on the shoulder man you're not used to that kind of fucking action mother gets careful positions yeah she probably did who knows man yeah nailed you guys hear about that fucking mega mansion in bel-air is that is that like beverly hills what the fuck is bel-air i know the french fresh prince was from there it's down there Ricky. It's down there in the fancy areas.

Anyway, this fucking developer decided he wanted to build the most expensive fucking property in the world. I don't know how big this is, but it sounds fucking big. 105,000 square foot mega mansion. That's a big place, right? 105,000 square feet mega mansion. That's a big place, right? 105,000 square feet is... That's very big. Like a shopping mall.

That's like bigger than a fucking Walmart mega store. Is it? I think so. 100,000 square feet. I think so, man. Why the fuck would you need something that big? That's dumb to me. Just to say you got the biggest, most expensive place in the world.

It's for sale right now for $295 million. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money for a house. I mean, why doesn't he? He could cure a lot of homeless. No shit. The things you could do with that kind of money to help the world. Well, that's what I mean. Say he spent

how much was it? $295 million? He was hoping it was going to be for sale for $500 million, but... Well, say he only spent... If he only spent $45 million on his house, that's still a really, really

nice fucking house he could have had. He could have gave $250 million you know, to veterans or something, to build poor veterans a home. Exactly. Maybe he already did. Maybe he already did give that much money away. No. This is leftover cash.

And he's like, if you're doing something dumb like that, you've never given away anything. You're just a selfish fucking idiot. Yeah, he didn't give a fuck all the way, I bet. You know what's crazy? It's like I heard Sylvester Stallone, he just sold his mansion. It was on the market for like $60 million or $66 million. He sold it for $42 million.

Like that's some negotiating. What did he sell it to? He sold it to somebody famous didn't he yeah yeah yeah oh Adele yeah it was Adele Adele is she's got a nice voice man she has a beautiful voice

she's a beautiful looking chick too man she's got a lovely voice she can fucking crank out the tunes. She's got a lot of things going for her. Well, now she's living in Rocky's fucking old home. I would love to go into that place, man. Check it out. Does it have the stairs that he used to jog up and down?

No, that's in Philadelphia, man. I thought you said it was Schwarzenegger's house no it's rocky's oh stallone's house oh man sly have you guys seen on on you know the scene with rocky training when he's running you know super fast and then he goes up the stairs and does the thing yeah i've seen the video that where they took out the music and they just put in the real sound no no you have to see it they talk about what's going on well it's the music right that's going but they took they stripped that out and then when he's running fast You just hear him going

And then he's going up the fucking stairs And he just gets to the top And he's just like Yeah Are you serious? It wouldn't be the same No, it makes it very Very shitty training

It's not very That's one thing I haven't noticed. You know what? Sometimes music really makes a difference in a scene. Well, I guess it does. You've got to see this scene if you think fucking music makes a difference. This is the one that proves it.

Unbelievable. Maybe we should have some music playing during our fucking podcast, man. Our pad. Well, we do. No during our fucking podcast, man, here. Our pad. Well, we do. Imagine how good this would probably... No, we don't, man. We normally are.

Maybe not. But yeah, we should have, you know, Rocky playing or... Fucking Rice, man. 2001 Space Odyssey. Yeah, I don't know. But then when you guys, when you sit, when you watch these fucking clips with no

laugh track with some shows, like I watched one with that Big Bang Theory before. Oh, fuck, it was terrible. And it's not funny. It's like, how do they even do the show? Because you don't even, it's not funny it's like i it's like how do they even do the show because you don't even it's not funny at all but for those people acting it must be weird too because they say they're lying then they have to pause so the laugh track yeah and then the other person answers it's fucked i don't know that's that's a skill i mean that's good i don't understand why

there's a laugh track fucking dumb's fucking dumb. It is dumb. You're going to tell me when I'm supposed to laugh? Fuck off. Yeah, that's kind of weird, man. I'm sure about the woman in the British woman. Her kids were getting the cereal for themselves. And all of a sudden, there was no more cereal coming out. So the woman went to help.

And it was a big fucking bag of crystal meth in the cereal box. Oh, my God. Which I shouldn't be laughing. It could have been bad. I mean, if the fucking bag sort of got ruptured. These kids are, like, two, three years old. They're pouring, like, crystal meth into their bowl. Oh, fuck. Can you imagine?

Yeah, it could have been bad. Jesus, Murphy, a big bowl of crystal meth with nice cold milk on it. I mean, if you're going to smuggle crystal meth in cereal, don't do it in kids cereal. Let's do an adult cereal at least. Do it in like Fiber One or one of those

you know, colon based cereals. Don't put it in the Lucky Charms and the Froot Loops. Whoever owns crystal meth is probably not too fucking happy. Oh, boys, would I ever love a fucking bowl of Froot Loops right now? Oh, man. Me too, buddy.

Chris and Matt? No, no. Just straight up. Straight up Loops. Froot Loops. Okay. Give me your top four fucking cereals, bubs. Because I like cereal as well.

You tell me what your top four are. My top four? I'm pretty old school. I like Froot Loops. Okay. I like Lucky Charms. Yeah. I like Cap'n Crunch.

And I like... What was my last one? Forget one here, man. Alphabets. I don't fucking like alphabets. Alphabets can fucking let my nuts. I don't like alphabets. I like Alphabets. I don't fucking like alphabets. Alphabets can fucking lick my nuts. I don't like alphabets. I like alphabets and honeycomb.

They kind of taste the same. I think they're the exact same. They're the same. They're the same. I'm thinking of the ones that puff up, you know. Sugar puffs. I don't like those. I'm not a big fan of those either.

I do like Frosted Flakes too, though. I'm not a big fan of those either. I do like Frosted Flakes too though. I'm a Tony Tiger kind of guy sometimes. I like them if they're fresh. Just as soon as you put the milk on them, you gotta eat them because once they sog up... Yeah, good point. Fuck those things. I don't mind a mini wheat

once in a while either. No, fuck mini wheat. It's a little too tight. I eat mini wheat. Not enough frosting on them. I'm an oatmeal guy. Oatmeal's good for you. That's what I eat. Don't really like it, but I eat it every morning. That's it.

Who the fuck told you oatmeal's good for you? It's not bad for you, man. It's good for you. Oatmeal's not fucking good for you. It's not great for you. I used to tell you it was, but it's not. Oats, not good for you, bud. I mean, none of the cereals I listed are good for you. Fruit Loops are fucking terrible for you.

Terrible. Cap'n Crunch, terrible. Terrible. What were the other ones I named? Sugar. I've got to be forgetting one. Honeycomb? No, I've got to be forgetting one. Oh no i gotta be for oh lucky charms lucky charms those are definitely not good for you no no those marshmallows not they're delicious not good for you no and he was a weird little bastard anyway the little lucky charms Yeah. It never made sense. The lengths he went through to escape,

the lengths he went through to escape never made sense. If he could just do that, why wouldn't he just, you know, he could just say, I'll make a balloon and fly away. You know, but if you can make a balloon, why wouldn't you just go, I'll make a fucking shotgun and put a hole in your chest? You know? What about Applejacks?

Eh. Not bad. Applejacks were nice little chains once in a while. I'll make a sword and take your fucking head off at the neck. He could have said that. Yeah, that would have been a good commercial for kids. Well, no, I'm just saying, you know, he had the power to make a balloon. He could have just, you know, I'll make a cauldron of hot lava and pour it on you.

Yeah, it wasn't very believable. No. Terrible. Little leprechaun. He's a bit of an arsehole. Oh, the Keebler elves! Did you hear the Keebler elves burned their fucking tree down? What? You know the Keebler elves burned their fucking tree down? What? You don't know the Keebler elves. Yeah, cookie factory in the tree? Yeah, they burned the fucking tree down with the cookie factory.

Oh, man. What the fuck are they gonna do now? One of the elves was all fucking cranked up on glue or something and he passed out with the oven on and fucking up she went. Fuck. See, now, this is not a confirmed story

because it's not real yes it is it's not what do you mean they're fucking no they don't exist man

they burned the tree down I'm telling you and the California raisins do you remember those guys yeah they're dead

now aren't they they're what I think they died didn't they? They're what? I think they died, didn't they? California Ragers? They dried up. Somebody turned them into wine, I think. Squashed them.

Stepped on them. Oh, fuck, boys. We got to do a toast to Bob Saget, man. Yes, I was saving it to the end. But yes, we need to do a toast to Mr. Saget. He was a funny man. We got to meet him, eh, boys? Yes, we did.

We met him at the, what was it called? BC? Pemberton. Pemberton Music Festival. He was funny as fuck. We were hosting the comedy stage, and we got to share the stage with the man. And we met him, and he was a really nice, wonderful fellow.

Great guy, man. He was a sweetheart. You know what's crazy? Boys, when we were there, it was us. It was Bob Saget. We had Norm MacDonald that was hanging out with us. And Tom Green at the same time. And that other guy, the other tall guy.

What's his name? The other comedian? The guy that's kind of, he kind of looks like Jeremy Hart. Oh, Brian Posehn. Posehn. Oh, why didn't we get a picture of that? Yeah, we probably should have. Jim Brewer was there.

Jim Brewer was there, yeah. Probably should have got a group picture. And Snoop Dogg. That's when we first met. And Snoop Dogg. Yeah. We probably should have got a picture of that. Do you remember when we were trying to check into the motel and somebody first introduced us to Norm MacDonald?

What he said? Yeah. He thought we were a band band. He thought we were Soundgarden. Soundgarden. Yeah. I know. Yeah yeah i know you guys sound garden i love your music and he was trying to check into the wrong hotel that was awesome he was arguing with them they're like you're at the wrong one i think we talked about this when norm died, actually. We did talk about it. Not that long ago.

Still fucking funny. Still funny, yeah. But anyway, yes, Bob Saget is who we were toasting. So here's to Bob. Here's to Bob. Take a drink, boys. Rest in peace, Mr. Saget. Rest in peace, bud.

Poor fella. He was in the middle of a tour and having a great time, apparently. Yeah. Yeah. At least he went peacefully. I would have liked to have seen his show. I guess his shows were fucking amazing. His dad's show. He was just a crass fucking just did not give a fuck.

No, he's one of the one of the he one of his shows. He's one of the dirtiest comedians of all time he was dirty man which you wouldn't you wouldn't suspect because he was you know danny tanner that's right that's right bud yeah jimmy jimmy kimmel was all worked up talking about him yeah poor jimmy poor jimmy could barely talk because they were good buddies. Yeah. Sad shit. I'm going to turn this around to something happy. You know what farmers are doing now over in Europe?

Some of them? Dairy farmers? No, I don't. They're putting VR goggles on the cows. And they're showing them that nice fucking green pasture while they're sitting in these stalls getting their fucking...

Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, and it's making them go, oh, yeah, I'm going to eat now because this is like some good-looking fucking grass and straw, right? And then they reach down to eat and they're licking old fucking chemicals off a concrete floor

because they're not in them at all. No, because cows... That's a weird one but it's you need a pretty big vr headset for her cow oh it's massive man it goes right over the i got a picture of it here like big old vr goggle well i think that's great for the cows for the poor cows that are trapped inside and maybe they could get little helmets for the chickens oh it'd be great to have you know two or three hundred thousand little vr helmets on the chickens and let them believe they're out you know maybe there's a whole industry there you know

making movies for chickens where they think they're on you they think they're at a chicken theme park or whatever you know riding on and coasters and fucking splashing and chicken pools and space crazy little chicken coasters they think they're on a chicken coaster you know they think they're on a roller coaster with their chicken friends that That would be a nice thing to do. Your drugs must have kicked in, Bubz. What? I think your drugs kicked in. Bubz, you're talking about chickens being on roller coasters, man. Holy fuck.

I'm going to fuck out of here. Are we done? I think so. I'm hoping shit's back to normal next week. I wouldn't count on it. I wouldn't count on it, Ricky. I think we might be in VR mode here for a bit. Yeah.

Fucking Jesus. I'm just not going to do it. This is fucked. No, we have to do it for the kids. Have to do it for the kids. I'm going to the aristocrat this Friday, Saturday night, coming up. Tonight, tomorrow, I'm i'm going no you're not

you can't it got shut down this morning well can i have a party at my house at the trailer yes some of the girls from there break the rules you can just like that tennis player all right i'm not going to do, but hopefully this weekend will be fun. Okay, well. I'll be there. Say goodbye to all your fans, Julian. All your muscle fans.

Cheers, everybody. Love you guys. Stay safe. And hope you're having fun because I'm not at the moment. Say goodbye to all your fans, Ricky. All your dope fans.

Goodbye. Love you guys. This is fucked. Hopefully we'll be back to normal soon. All right. Tune in next week and see if anybody's got the COVID.

If anyone's naked. What? Thank you. you