Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 34 - Julian's Muscle Wax

Episode Date: January 18, 2021

Watch out Dragons' Den, the Boys are on FIRE with awesome business ideas today! But is anyone gonna invest in muscle care products and the Jack Frost F**kulator? The Boys also discuss Ricky's dope new sneakers, why octopi are big bullies, and giving belly work to tickle foxes. Also: DBH and MLK - WTF?!

Boys. Yo. You got another pair? Well, the other pair caught on fire, so I had to get some replacements. The fucking smell coming off of them, man. It smells like you've been working in an oil refinery. That smell is money. That smell is like fucking oil.

Like, this shouldn't be on sneakers, man. Wow. Ricky. Look at those motherfuckers. Take one off for a second. It's complicated, bubs. What? They're Velcro, aren't they?

No, they actually tie. All right, you want me to take one off? Well, if it's not going to... I can't promise you you it's gonna go back on, but I'll take it off. If it's not gonna derail your whole day, wouldn't mind getting a closer look. Ah! Almost got you right in the head. Those make you about ten miles an hour faster.

Unruly bowl, it says on there. Let's go, police. Try to catch me. Bet you can't, because I'm a rocket. Ricky. I'd like to say that I'm not jealous, but... They're fucking hideous, man. They're as light as a beak. Let me see these.

Yeah, they're pretty fucking light, aren't they? But they're wide. Look how fucking wide those are. That's not normal. Take a corner and you can do them. Yeah, but women look at those and go, ooh, wide feet. Okay, so what does that mean? Is that the saying, Ricky?

Wide feet, wide winger? I don't know, man. They don't look like they're... Looks like you're going to fucking wipe out in those things. You know who it reminds me of? Flashlighting? Dennis Rodman. Yeah?

It's something you'd see Rodman wearing. He's fast. Oh, I don't know about any more, but he's... I will say they're paying the fucking cock to get on. I'm giving up. The unruly bull. Can I have this? Once they're on?

No. You can for a small fee. Why not? Let me see it. It's just an oven mitt. What are you gonna do with it? Oh, I thought... I got an idea, boys.

You gonna use it on your wang? No, no, no, no, no. As you know, it's fucking winter and it sucks. What is one thing people fucking do not like to do during the winter? Masturbate with a cold hand. No, besides that. Shovel. Okay, that's bad, but no.

Fall on the ice. Scrape the snow off your car. That's it. That's it. That's it. I'm thinking we could come up with something, man. Hit Shark Tank. They already sell those. No, no, no.

You get one of these things, but if you had, like, a bag full of liquid, like a Ziploc bag, right? Yeah, that's what they do now. And attach to this, and go out. No, but that's what people do. They fill it with hot water. And they fucking... It works. You don't have to scrape your windshield. It works great. Well, why that's what people do. They fill it with hot water. And it's supposed to work. You don't have to scrape your windshield.

It works great. Well, why don't we come up with something? I'm sure you can come up with a better method than a fucking Ziploc bag, something that's really good. Well, that's what I'm saying, Bob. This is why I'm talking to you. What are you talking about?

Instead of scraping your windshield, you fill a fucking Ziploc bag full of hot water and you just go out and you rub it on your windshield. You don't have to scrape shit. Gone. And if you can fucking attach that to that. Yeah, you can come up with something make something with some gel in it you know like a little fucking hand put like star wars fucking things on there or something you know what i mean throw it in the microwave little baby yoda go outside fuck you frost why don't we do a

deal with magic Bag? Yes. Magic Bag, you know, you put her in the microwave, then it's reusable. That's it. Magic Bag inserts. There you go. That clip on like... Locked and loaded. We're saying this on camera. Should we say that this is our invention?

Yes, we should patent it right now. This is it. Magic Bag, we are coming to do a deal with you. Yeah. Magic bag, clip lock. Yeah. And then you've got like, you know, they come in a pack of three. Yeah.

So you got one, you throw the three of them in the microwave. That's right. Clip on number one. Put your favorite sports team on it. Get some money. Think of Velcro for an attachment? Yeah, man. Just.

Yeah. Oh, fuck. We're not going to have tocro for an attachment? Yeah, man. Just. Yeah. Oh, fuck. We're not going to have to wear suits to this meeting, are we? No. We can do it on the phone, man. We're not going to meet the birds. What meeting? With Magic Bag.

Just do like a Zoom. We're not. We're going to have a Zoomer. Do a Zoom with them. All right. And. We're their headquarters. What about a little switch here just to get the remnants and a little scraper comes out

just in case you need it. Just yeah. You know what I mean? Like a night man. Heat her up and then just give her a nice. Just do this and go and it comes out. Oh. Like the fucking Wolverine or something.

Like a switchblade. Those are illegal. Not, it's a scraper. It's not a scraper, Ricky. Like a window scraper. It could be spring loaded. Now it'sper, Ricky. Like a window scraper. It could be spring-loaded. No, it's going to be like a Swiss Army cock. You could put a bottle opener on there.

You could put a battery pack where you can plug your phone in. Hey, people buy that shit, man. Accessories and shit. You know what I'm saying? All right. Welcome to the park after the dark. It is January 15. Already.

It's cold and it's fucking shears. It's almost over. What are we going to call this thing? My mind's racing now. The Ice Claw. The Jack Frost Fuck You Later. The Jack Frost Fuck You Later. The Jack Frost Fuck You Later. 10,000.

The Jack Frost Fuck You Later 10,000. Brought to you by... The Boobler. I can't wait to start working on that little project. You know, I... I might build a prototype. I'll have a prototype built for next week. And I'll have a contract ready for us to sign.

I'm going to have to get a bit more. I want at least fucking 60%. You look a little tired, man. Are you all right? I'm tired. Are you fucking on the computer again? I've been on the computer helping people on the help desk that are doing the app.

I hope they're paying you for that. No, they're not. but I, you know... It's doing it for the cause. Well, that's good on you, man, because people are dumb. Well... You know, Ricky, they just get excited. All right, they're not all dumb. Some are just excited, I guess, but... They get excited and they do things in the wrong order, that's all,

but it's getting sorted. Good. There's a new update coming out and it'll be clearer, the order of things that need to happen. Clear is good because you know what? I couldn't figure it out. I went on there and I fucking just pressed some buttons and all of a sudden it said, no, you got to fucking,

you got to join or you gotta spend money i'm like no no i already have a fucking thing yeah but so you did it in the wrong order this app should be fucking ricky certified if he certifies it then everybody on the planet so for people like me that are i'm not saying i'm dumb because i'm not i'm well he's just big time at certain things it's not when it comes to technology, sometimes I'm not the greatest. So what the fuck did I fuck up? Just, it's a long, it's a bit complicated, Ricky, but you just, as long as you create an account or sign in with your existing account before you hit subscribe, there's no problem. Yeah, but see, I wanted to see the stuff right away.

And you hit it, and then it got assigned to a temporary thing, and then it needs to get untangled. It's a big fucking... But anyway, the new update should... So did we fuck up, or is the people fucking up? Well, I don't know. Well, the fact that you couldn't explain it easily means that it's the tech people that are doing it, man.

I had nothing to do with that shit. Oh, you know who pushed it along? I figured as much. I pushed it along maybe a bit quick because I'm excited. And we could maybe make some money someday. But, you know. Bit quick have the best pancakes. Do they?

Best quick. Oh. Bit quick's not a thing. Good waffles too. Wow, we just kind of went off into a pancake conversation, man. The fuck? I don't know. What the fuck is Bitquick?

We had a topic and then all of a sudden it was pancakes. That's what happens when ricky gives out the i get i'm i'm fucked up i'm gonna not lie to you okay it's okay what on your 15th and i'm pretty fucked on a scale of one to ten how fucked up are you right now ricky i'm a solid i was gonna say 8.2 but i let's just stick with 7.9 for now. You've been getting really fucked up lately. I haven't. That's the thing.

Is it because of the cold? Does the cold make you want to get to 3? Ricky, do you think you could get it to another decimal point? Could you get it so precise that you're 7.91 versus 7.96? Could you get that specific? 7.9691? That's pretty precise. That's really dialing her in.

He might be able to. Yeah, probably. 7.314. Wow. You know what? That's probably what it is. 7. what? 7.314. Put. what? 7.3.14.

Put those two points there. There's two decimals in it. If there's two decimal points, I think that makes you on automatic age. Yeah, it should. 7.9.3.14. Matrix had two decimal points.

Who did? The Matrix had two decimal points. Who did? Didn't he? The Matrix had two decimal points. For what? Being fucking baked out of his mind? You know what? Let's start over. Let's reset.

No, Ricky. I love that you think the Matrix had two decimal points. I don't even know what that means. Perfect. The Matrix. Maybe I discovered something. What was the Matrix had two decimal points. I don't even know what that means. Perfect. The Matrix. Maybe I discovered something. What was the Matrix's name? Keanu.

No, in the movie. John Wick? Yeah, no. No, man. That's a different movie altogether, man. That's a good one, though. John Wick's not the Matrix. Theo?

Theo? Dio? Ronnie James Dio. John Wick's not the Matrix Theo Theo Dio Ronnie James Dio Theo Theo Mio Mio Mio

Neo Neo With an N Neo M-P-I-O Not Neo Did you say anal? Neo

No, he said anal. Anal. Jesus, what's on your mind? Nothing, man. That's what I thought you said. Has Keanu ever done anal? I don't know, man. Jesus, I'll be a...

Text him. ...quite a change in his career. Text him. Hey, Keanu. How you doing? It's Bob was here in Sunnyvale Trailing Park. You ever done anal? Or had it done to you.

I better drink to level out, boys. Good drinking, buddy. Yeah, those were a pleasant surprise, those little brownies. What are we talking about? Don't know. More brownies. Wow, this is really boring stuff that I wrote down. I'm sure you could liven it up and...

It seemed it was a lot better when I was... Oh, hit me with one, Ricky. I love it. Pick the one you think is the most boring. This is exciting. A high school was evacuated after a student brought radioactive dinner plate to school. What? A dinner plate?

It's really not that exciting, is it? It's pretty good. I mean, it just begs the question, where did they get a radioactive dinner plate? It was in New Jersey. How? Well, funny you ask that, because apparently there was a company called Fiesta Ware. Could have been a Mexican company, I'm not sure. And they used to glaze their plates with uranium oxide.

Used to what? Glaze their plates with uranium oxide. How the fuck would they do that? You glazed your muscles with that, didn't you? You're radioactive. No, I'm not. What type of muscle cleaner do you use? Muscle cleaner.

You got to start selling muscle cleaner. That's a good soap. Julian's. You wouldn't buy it. Is it an inside thing or an outside thing? A body wash. No, it's like a body wash. Julian's muscle cleaner.

Muscle cleaner. Muscle Cleaner. Muscle sculpting gel. Muscle Cleaner. Does anybody even sell Muscle Cleaner? No, man. I don't know. That's fucked. No, but just the name, Muscle Cleaner.

It sounds like, you know, something you'd have in your shop when you're working on cars. Muscle Wax. Muscle wax. Muscle wax. Muscle wax! You've got to get a whole line of muscle products. Muscle... You know what? There's fucking people out there that buy shit like that. Muscle cleaner

and muscle wax. But there's got to be something about this product. What does it do? What is it special? Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Next week on this show, you should be just fucking gleaming. It should be a black, look at this, a black spray bottle.

Right? A black squeeze spray bottle. It should be heavy as fuck so you've got to work it. Like a dumbbell. It comes down, it's almost shaped like a dumbbell and it's shiny black and it's got Julian's body sack on it. And it says Julian's muscle cleaner. Muscle wax. What if it was a dumbbell and the top of it was the cleaner

and the bottom part was the wax? And then you flip it over. Get to go. Jesus Christ. So it's a double ender. if it's gonna make us some money fucking go for it man talk to some people make it happen muscle wax wow anyway i guess the radioactive plate wasn't a big deal but see what the radioactive plate did it made us a million dollars made us another us another company. It's muscle wax, a new company. Yeah.

Jesus Christ. All right, so I guess it wasn't as boring as I thought. So, but how did they know it was a, what? He went, he was like, fuck, I heard that these Fiestaware make these plates that might be radioactive. He got a Geiger counter for Christmas, of course, so he sent them on a mission. It's a weird gift, by the way. Parents give a kid, but anyway. It's kind of weird, so I'd send him on a mission. It's a weird gift, by the way. Parents give a kid, but anyway. It's kind of weird, man.

He went to the antique store, he's like, and this dinner plate went off, so he took it into school for scientific experiments, I guess. They were like, oh, great, you brought in radioactive material. Gotta evacuate the whole fucking school, dumbass. I bet you the science teacher was proud, though. Then they called the science guy, he were like, oh, great, you brought in radioactive material. Got to evacuate the whole fucking school, dumbass.

I bet you the science teacher was proud, though. Then they called the science guy. He's like, it's fine, fuck off. Yeah, the science teacher was probably like, good job, Billy. That's right. Good job. The only problem is that if somebody would have ate some of the plate, they could have been fucked over.

Yeah, that happens a lot. It's dangerous. I can't imagine, you know, kids are looking at the plate going, fuck, can I have a bite of that? Maybe. There's some fucking stupid kids out there, man. Oh, Dougie Plate Chomp. Remember him?

Yeah, you can eat the plate. I remember he ate a bottle at a party. That was weird. Oh, yeah, Dougie the Teeth. You gotta wonder how that comes out the other end. Is that what they call him? Dougie the Teeth or Dougie the Jaw? Dougie the Jaw. Remember he used how that comes out the other end. Is that what they call him? Dougie the teeth or Dougie the jaw? Dougie the jaw.

Remember he used to be able to bite the tops off pop shop bottles. Yeah. It's a weird thing to fucking... Like a wine glass? Nothing to him. The first time he did it, what was his fucking calling? Like, hey, this bottle's looking at me and telling me to bite the neck off of it. No, he bit a...

I was there. He bit a wine glass for the first time, and it was easy. Yeah, but remember, he watched Ogre on Revenge of the Nerds. He was pretending he was Ogre. Yeah. That's when he ate the wine glass. But he worked his way up. He went from that to that.

Remember, he shit out the wine glass and had to go to the hospital. I was going to say, when it comes out, it's got to fucking do some damage. It's fucking shards of glass. He went from being known as Dougie the Jaw jaw to dougie the ribbon hole remember yeah dougie ribbon hole they called him after that why because it was like red stuff shooting out no it was shredded did you ever hear about the dude that ate the fucking that airplane like a cessna yes that's fucked why he ate it man i don't know why he's he's fucked. He ate all. I think he ate something the size of the Empire State Building, didn't he?

I don't know, man. Or maybe he said he wanted to. That's a lot. Yeah, I know. No, man. No. Maybe it was the Eiffel Tower he ate. No, that's still there, bubs.

This is a weird one. Do you know that octopus, octopuses, octopuses? Octopi. Octopi. They like to sucker punch fish just for fucking shits and giggles. They're smart, man. Yes, they're called the bully of the sea. I didn't know that.

I did, and that's because they're from another planet. It sucks, though, man. Especially your little fish. You don't get hit once. You get hit fucking eight times. It's like, boom! It's like, what the fuck, man? Octopus goes along the bottom.

He's got these fish going above him. He's like, okay, we're a team. He scares a little fish up. The other fish are happy. And all of a sudden, he's like, pow, pow, pow, pow. Suck the punch, and he just starts laughing. You can see him laughing in the video. He's like

fuck this is fun were you watching a cartoon no because i don't think they laughed like the actual creatures in my mind he was laughing his fucking head off just punch your fish left and right just having a great time he's like hey come here for a second i think you found it funny do they have such a humor do you think octopus yes funniest creatures on the water i don't know if they smile or not maybe sometimes they change colors when they laugh cats don't smile though right dogs did you see the video of those two fox that are laughing out in the woods no no did you see that pull it up in your smart box. They laughed? Oh, they're laughing.

What are they laughing at? Somebody's deetling their bellies. Oh, they're getting tickled. They're getting tickled and they're laughing. Just Google the... Tickle Fox. Tickle Fox? Laughing Fox?

Fox is laughing. And then another beast comes in. I don't know what it is. Tickle Fox? Laughing Fox? Fox is laughing. And then another beast comes in, I don't know what it is, maybe a dog, and he chases him away. And then he lays down and gets his belly out, looking for belly work. You watch. I can't get on any fucking Wi-Fi's. Oh, fuck. Isn't the password chipper's?

Is that what it is? Is it Jeremy's ***? Don't know. Here, I can probably find it right on my phone-y. Chipper ***. It's quite a fucking password you got there, bud. Did it work? Yeah, I think it did work.

Nice. No, not working. What fucking network on man? Here they are. What want to see them? Yes, it is watch They like it too. Cute little fuckers, eh? All right, I'm getting a fox. All right, that's pretty, that's crazy shit, man. I gotta get a fox now just to fucking hear those noises. Get his belly!

Get that belly! Until he starts chomping at you. No, he's having a blast. He's got a big smile on his face. Remember Samantha Fox? Yeah, man. Whoa, what the fuck, man? What the fuck? Oh, Samantha Fox.

What was the tune she used to sing? Samantha Fox? Touch me. Touch me. Touch me. Touch me. Touch me. Touch me. I want to feel your body. Your heart beat next to mine.

Touch me. Touch me. I want to feel your body. Remember seeing that video? We were like, that was the greatest thing. But now when you watch it, you're like on. I'd like to see her on Where Are They Now. What?

Samantha Fox? I think she's still a on Where Are They Now What? Samantha Fox? I think she's still a She's still foxy? I think she still sings Sings songs She may Doesn't she? She had some things that were big

Song freak? Yeah Yeah A couple big ones Did you get a muscle alert? Have you guys fucking heard? You got a muscle alert. It wasn't a muscle alert.

That's another good million dollar idea. Your muscle's sending you fucking notifications. Need protein, bud. Running low. What the fuck are you talking about, man? That should come with muscle wax. You get muscle alerts. There's an app that reminds you to wax your muscles.

Running low on the arms here. Eat some protein, bud. There could be some protein warnings. You need another fucking 60 grams, bud. Eat some amino down here. And the legs and the cops. Beep, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Oh, what's that?

Muscle alert. Oh, gotta clean my muscles. Gotta use some muscle cleaning. You guys are seriously fucked up. You know that? You guys heard or seen this fucking Danish kids cartoon

oh I heard about it he's this fucking guy in the cartoons got a massive cock it's like 40 feet long or something

it's long and he does shit with it he lights barbecues saves people from getting hit by cars with his cock some parents are outraged some parents think

it's hilarious I don't know I'm on the fence I think it's great. I don't know. I'm on the fence. I think it's great. What's it called? John Dillermand, which translates to John Dongman. John Dongman.

Yep. He's got like a hundred. I think it's like a go-go gadget cock. He can make it, you know, as long as he needs it to be. Like if there's somebody at the other end of a football field in danger. We could have thought about that. He sends her down. But if we had done it, people would be, they would think we're too fucked, I guess. So how come it's okay in Danish land?

And this is a cartoon for kids? It's a claymation show for kids. Holy fuck. And he's got a super penis. Four to eight year olds. He's got a super penis, basically. Four to eight year olds. Yeah. Maybe it's four to 8 year olds he's got a super penis basically 4 to 8 year olds yeah

maybe it's 48 year olds is it no no man that just seems that seems a bit weird doesn't it

you can learn a lot from that show yeah but you don't want your kids learning from cocks man actually if you could use your cock

to do different things it's like a fucking it's like an arm yeah but what if it teaches kids oh I can probably open that door with my penis. Yeah, oh, I'm going to fucking. And then he goes over to the school and out she comes and he's trying to stick it in the lock or something.

He's trying to use it as a screwdriver, you know what I mean? Or he's trying to open somebody's soda for them. Here, I'll get that top off for you. What if it worked? Then he's helpful. You don't... No, man. You don't want your kids to...

I would never light a barbecue with my penis, though, in case it fucking... I think you've tried, Ricky. I think you've tried. If I remember correctly. They're fucked up over there, man. If that's what the kids are watching... I remember you stuck fireworks in your piss hole one of the bottle rockets remember

no did it go well no it didn't there's a cool place over there man remember we went there with that fucking locked off area with all the hash oh yes dunkin dunkin what was it called

what was it called dunk What was it called? Dunkin' Dunk Dunk. I don't know. I think it had... Which place? Wasn't that in Denmark? Oh, Christiana Rinaldo. Christiania.

Christiania. Yes, that's it. Yeah, yeah. That was awesome. That was like a... Fuck, that was a cool place. People would come up to me, give me hash coins. I was like, whoa, whoa, this is great.

I'm moving here. I don't think that exists anymore, though. Didn't they shut it down? What was the place we went to? The Damkring or whatever. Remember? Oh, that was in Amsterdam. In Amsterdam.

Yeah, man. That was a fucking... I remember we got super fucked up that day, and we were talking about something about your neck. Oh, yeah, swan neck. The swan neck. Ricky wanted a swan neck. Holy fuck. I almost died that day. I think I was, yeah, I was laughing. I almost died I was laughing so hard that day. I started to have palpitations.

Palps, I call them. Yeah, that was a good buzz on. Booze was a little bit expensive, though. This is bullshit. Well, because nobody buys it. That's why. Supply and demand, right? I want to say something. Well, I'm going to confess a couple things.

I broke my New Year's resolution. I'm eating icicles again. Well, Moe fucking was eating an icicle. I'm like, don't do it, buddy. There's fucking bird shit and piss and shingle shrapnel and that and he's like but it's good and I'm like

you know what you're right they are fucking good aren't they okay and what's the other thing wine gums have horse fucking skin

in them what anyway what was the other wine gummies I didn't know this until today what

you know like a hazmat suit yeah I didn't know this until today. What? You know, like a hazmat suit? Yeah. I didn't know it came from, like hazmat stood for hazardous material. You didn't? No, I just thought it was a fucking, that was the name of them. It's so obvious now that I know, but I didn't know. Well, yeah.

Most people know that, man. Fuck. I bet you there's a whole bunch of abbreviations that you don't realize. Oh, I guarantee it. Hazmat. You didn't know that man has or is material? Didn't have a clue. Fucking dumb. What else? Dumb but happy. What else? You know what?

That's the shirt I'm gonna get. I'm dumb, but I'm happy. That's a good shirt, man. DBH. There was a person in BC that wanted to keep a camera. There's an abbreviation for you. DBH. It was a person in BC that wanted to keep a camel. There's an abbreviation for you. DBH. Dumb but happy. You can start your own

abbreviation. Nobody would know what it meant. But, eventually... Eventually they will. And I know that you said it. It'll be like hazmat. Do you know that camels, you can milk them? Yeah. I didn't. This person in BC wanted to keep a camel in the backyard for its milk.

And the city was like, fuck you. Pretty fucking gross. Camel milk. Never heard of it. I guess they must make cheese and everything out of it, do they? How many tittles does a camel have? Five. Five?

No, I have no idea. Tits. Nipples. Tits, man. Tittles. Melkers. Suckers. Like skittles, but tits.

Yeah, how many do they have? Like a cow has how many? Teetles. A cow normally has six, but sometimes one of them gets fucked over and they only have five, sometimes four. It just depends. They're all fucked up. How the fuck do you know that? I milk cars on the farm.

I'm not cars. I'm not cars on the farm. How do you milk a car, Ricky? I guess that's siphoning its fuel. I have done that. I guess I have milked cars. You've milked lots of cars. So it is...

Is it January? Yeah, it is January. 15. Yes. Guess what happened on this day? Why? 1861. The steam elevator was patented by Elijah Otis.

I didn't know. You know what was the Otis, the elevator? He's the fucking original guy. I didn't know that. I thought it was just an elevator company. He's the guy. That's the fucking original. Otis.

Every time I get in an elevator right now, I'm going to look back and go, holy fuck. I bet you it's not a steam guy. I didn't know you'd get that excited over it. Same guy still running the show. Normally you invent something, then they forget all about you. Then some other company takes it over and it's like. I'd hate if you ever met Smith and Wesson. What would you do?

Oh. Yay. 1947, the corpse of Elizabeth Short was found in Leemitt Park. The Black Dahlia. Yeah? Yeah. She was hot, wasn't she? She was cut up, I don't know.

I know, but before she was cut up, she was hot, wasn't she? Boys, have some respect for that. Okay. Did they ever solve that? I don't think they did. The Black Dahlia? It pisses me off. She was cut up like a surgeon, and they they ever solve that? I don't think they did. The Black Dahlia? It pisses me off. She was cut up like a surgeon.

And they fucking never solved it, I don't think. The Black Dahlia? That's fucked. Oh, fucking guess what else happened on this day in 2009? Miracle on the Hudson. Ooh. With little... Sully Sullenberger.

Chelsea Sullenberger. Nice. Sully Sullenberger. No, not Chelsea. Chesley. Chesley. Good fucking pilot, man. Fuck, that was something else, wasn't it?

Yes, my name is Chesley, yes. What is it? He fucking, he's a serious fucking avian. Yeah, that's some no fucking around right there. Brought in a fucking 737. All right, I'm about to crash. Buzz on's wearing off. I gotta take a whiz, boys.

Birthday's today, 14-12, Joan of Arc. That's nice, man. Joan of Arc! 1929, this, okay, I am fucking getting, this is a celebration day. 1929, Martin Luther fucking king. Right on. Where's your shirt? I know, I gotta go get my shirt.

Get the shirt on. It needs to be washed. I'm putting it on, and we're your shirt? I know. I've got to go get my shirt. Get the shirt on. It needs to be washed. I'm putting it on. And we're going to fucking celebrate his life. I'm in. All right. Let's do it. MLK.

Stay drunk. It's an MLK drinking day. Not even saying the rest of birthdays because he's all that fucking matters. MLK drinking day. Yes. Tune in next week when we're hungover as fuck. We're going to need some ice.