Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 35 - Big Cheers to Kenny

Episode Date: January 25, 2021

It's been a helluva week, and the Boys are ready to get banged up! Before they do, they discuss President Joe Junior, cheating on a sex doll, and the hacker that locked up a bunch of cocks. Ricky also discovers he's suffering from a terrible disease! Plus: grab a drink as the Boys make toast to a beloved Sunnyvale resident.

Yeah. At least I'm getting some feelings back in my fucking hands. Boys, it is like crazy fucking cold out. It's cold. Cold weather could suck it, man. Stop your whining. Babs, I peeled back some of my fucking panolin last night. Guess what the insulation was?

I don't know. Seaweed and fucking newspapers, man. Like, my trailer's a 68. When did they stop fucking using seaweed? I thought it was earlier than that. Seaweed's not bad. Well, it's not good, man. Cutting down the wind.

Because I can't. It's got an awful stink to it, it's not good, man. Cutting down the wind. Because I can't. An awful stink to it, though. Come on, boys. Get up here. We're doing the perk after dark, and it's a special one. Let's go. Yeah, it's a fucked up week, man. Let's go, Julian. Just a second. Game over. Just start with opening. End the game. Please. You can't pause the game, bubs. How you doing, man? You've been hitting her pretty hard, huh?

I am hitting her hard, Ricky. I am hitting her hard. Well... Shitty things happen, man. It's a tribute. It's a tribute week. It is is it's been a fucked up week my drink is flat we'll mix a new one i'm gonna finish that one first i don't want to waste the liquor do you have a tribute drink ready julian what do you fucking think well i don't know if you

need to make a special tribute drink or if you're just gonna use your old fucking dirty, warm, fucking flat... No, no, no. When... What are you talking about? Ah, fuck! I've got a freshie, man. All right. All right. Welcome to the Perk After Dark. Yes, Perk After Dark. It's a sad episode. Yeah. Because we lost a resident, honorary resident of Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

Well, I guess he's not even really an honorary resident. He's an actual resident. That's true. He owned a trailer in Sunnyvale Trailer Park. Well, he still owns it. It's actually across the street. Yes. But, yeah, no, it sucks. So let's have a toast.

Let's have a toast and let's get into, let's like kind of celebrate the good times, man. All right? Yes. Kenny Hill. Yes. Kenny Hill, cheers. Kenny, love you, bro.

He came to visit us in the park. There was somebody there with the cameras and somebody was fucking around. Crossed the street. Kenny said, fuck you, I'm buying your trailer. Bought it, voted him out. We continued on. Never had a problem with that trailer ever again. Earl was a fucking dick, man.

Major alcoholic. He was just an asshole. Who, Earl? Yes. Yes, he was an asshole. And Kenny sorted him out in about fucking four seconds. That's how you do it. Saul.

He's a good man and he will definitely, definitely be missed by many, many people. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. So we're going to have a drink. Fuck yeah. It's drink day for Kenny Hill. Drink it all day. God damn it.

All right, now, so, you know, let's try to fucking get into a better mood here. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I'm just going to get fucking right on the liquor, so... Yeah, do it. I'm already right on the liquor, so I'm, you know... There's a new president.

There is a new... I mean, there is a pretty big deal. It's been a weird week. Some bad shit happens and some other stuff happens. It's just a weird week, man It's been a weird week. Some bad shit happens and some other stuff happens. It's just a weird week, man. It is a weird week. You know? It's up there.

Who's the new president? Joe. Joe who? I'm just wondering if you even know his name, Rick. President Joe. Joe. I'm just wondering if you even know his name, Ricky. President Joe. What's his last name? He's a junior, isn't he? President Joe Junior.

I think so. I think he's a junior. Do you watch any amount of news, Ricky? No. You know what? I'm sick of the fucking news. It makes me too sad. Yeah, just let's not even talk about the fucking news, boys.

All the people dying and the shitty stuff that's happened. That's what the news fucking feasts on. No positive shit, just negative, negative. People dying from COVID, fucking people getting murdered. Well, you got to know what's happening around you, Ricky. Given the news that people are dying of COVID. No, because once you have the news that people are dying of COVID? No, because once you have the news that all factors, you know, millions of people in fact didn't die,

then you might be a little more careful. I'm playing video. If we're going to talk about all this depressing shit, I'm going to go play some video. What do you want to talk about? Muscles, I guess. Let me guess. I want to talk about fucking muscles in this shit.

Let's hear about your muscle week then. What did you do with your muscle? Did you use your muscle cleaner? I've been working out a little bit because that's my thing for the new year. How hard were the muscles tested this week? Did you push them to the brink? Were they redlining? Yeah, I was trying to give her every set, okay?

I'm trying to put some effort into it. So you redlined the muscles. You didn't tear any of them, did you? No. You've got to be careful, man. You don't want to tear them. But isn't that how you grow muscles they are little micro every time you work out it's like little tears and then you eat protein and it heals it's like a like a scab right and then you do it again and then it continues that way and then all of a sudden you're fucking well

not all of a sudden that no all of us it takes fucking a lot you know what if j-rock was here he would have said help my christ you know some lot about muscles. Okay, that's it. We've talked about muscles. Let's move on to something else now. No, I mean, let's get into the fucking serious science of muscles. Why? Why do you want to do that? Because people want to know about your muscles. See? Well, at least you're happy.

Look at the smile, okay? You've talked about muscles. Puts a smile on your face, then we'll let's continue. I get sad about things and then I, you know... I have some positive news. Okay, good. I teach Julian about his muscles and it makes me a little happier. Alright.

Good. That pigeon they found in Australia they were gonna execute, who was also named Joe, I think after President Joe. Pigeon? I'm not sure. Yeah. He had a fucking band on his foot and he said he was owned by someone in Alabama. He's a racing pigeon. Oh, an actual pigeon? I thought you were calling some dude a pigeon.

No. So they're going to fucking kill the goddamn thing because he was an American bird and they didn't want him to fuck up all the Australian birds and blah, blah, blah. Poor little fucker's going to die. Then they fucking did some research. Turns out the guy in Alabama owns him,

but he's actually an Australian pigeon. So they almost killed one of their own. Anyway, Joe the pigeon, he's going to live. I never heard a word you just said. What the fuck are you talking about, man? Some guy found a pigeon in his backyard. He was doing this, and he's just all fucked up. They're like, fuck, he looks tired.

And this was in Australia? Yeah. Went down and they found a little band on him. Oh, he found the pigeon in Australia. Yes.

But the pigeon was from America. That's what they thought. And then they were going to kill the fucking thing because they didn't want it to fuck up. So what was on the band

that were making them like, say, hey, I'm a racing pigeon and a guy owns me in Alabama. So they're like, oh, fuck, he must have gone on a container ship, came over here, and now we've got to kill him,

because he might infect everything. Then they found out he was a fucking Australian pigeon. Oh, he was a local pigeon. So some guy just fucking did the research and saved the pigeon's life. So why did he have a band on his leg that said, I'm from Alabama? No, I'm owned by a guy in Alabama, so they assumed he was from Alabama. Don't ever assume shit. So how did a guy in Alabama, so they assume he's from Alabama. Don't ever assume shit. So how did the guy in Alabama own an Australian pigeon?

He's a racing pigeon, man. That's huge these days. Racing pigeons, they make, fuck, one of them sold for a million bucks. What? But how did he own them if he was in Alabama? Who did the paperwork? I didn't get into it that much.

Maybe you can order them online for next week. You can probably order them online, man. I just want to know because maybe I could own a pigeon from Australia. I think it turned out that the band on his leg was actually counterfeit. Well, that fucking makes sense. That makes it even more fucking mysterious. Who counterfeited and to what end? And why would you do that?

That's what I mean. They proved that he's... That's what to what end means. He's a full-blooded Australian pigeon, and he gets to live. That's a big step for mankind. Well, I want to know who this guy in Alabama that's claiming he owns him is and how that all came about. All right, we're going to find out. It's very mysterious.

Very mysterious. Goddamn racing pigeons. This was a little fucked up. You know how we do magic mushrooms sometimes? And it's a good time, it's really awesome. Yeah. And I love it a lot. Yeah. It's really good. Yeah, and went on a trip for fucking I don't know how long.

Don't ever inject them. No, you don't want to inject them inject them. Who would do that anyway? This fucking crazy cocksucker, he must have been banged up in needle drugs at some point in his life, decided hmm, I think I'm gonna try to inject those. Mushrooms started growing in his veins. Oh my. He was fucked. Murphy. Started growing his whole circulation system. Are you sure that's real? Yep. I heard about that as well. Yeah, there's... Mushrooms were growing in his veins.

Yep, little tiny ones, man. It was totally fucking him up. He had to have surgery. They don't know what's going to happen to him. Was he getting... Oh, that's funny. You don't inject the mushroom into your bloodstream, apparently. It's not a good idea.

Oh, who... You let the stomach take care of it, right? You get it that way. He wanted a faster fucking... Quick bus. Booyah! Well, then he should have plunked one up his arse. He should have popped one in his arse.

That would be the way... I heard people snort blow up their arse. Stevie Nicks. Yeah, that's been a story around for a long time. That actually happened, and she was doing that. That's what the story is. Somebody had to blow it up there with a straw. Boop.

How much would you get paid to do that? I don't know. I don't know. Would that be written in a job? Would that be on your job description that you signed your contract? Daily requirements? Or would someone want to do it for free? They might if they had a hoop fetish. Yeah there's people out there like that man. You got a pretty big smile on your face. Do you? A poop fetish? Not a poop. I said hoop.

I said a hoop fetish. You know, like a hoop. Yeah. What? I don't know, man. I'm just, there's... Remember we talked about the bodybuilder, the married sex doll, and then we were going to wonder if you wanted a married sex doll.

Why are we getting into that? Off the rails, but anyway, he cheated on her. What? Yeah, she broke right before Christmas and had to go to the repair shop and he couldn't wait, so he used this, I don't know, some weird silvery glove type thing. You're shitting me.

Yeah, people were fucking pissed. Cheated on Margo. What? I don't think that counts. That's not cheating, though, is it? Well, you're married a doll, okay? So anything, any plastic thing or rubber thing, you do anything with it, it's cheating.

It's so fucked up. It's not like you had another sex doll, though. So he must have been really banging this thing, like if he broke it, right? Oh, fuck yeah. Well, he's a bodybuilder. Think of you just pounding a doll. You know what happened to you. I do not want to think about that.

Believe me. That is so fucked. How did he break it? Did he fucking pull the legs off it? Yeah, I would like to know the injury of the doll. I would too. It had to go for repair, so it was something. Did he dent pull the legs off it? Yeah, I would like to know the injury of the doll. I would too. It had to go for repair, so it was something. Did he dance its pelvis?

He might have danced the pelvis. He might have ripped off a limb. Brick or... Or he might have split it right up the middle. Like a wood splitter. Or he might have had a little, you know, a little muscle man bird and poked a hole in it. So he's going to have to get one.

I mean, they can fix it, but it's going to happen again, probably. He's going to have to get some crazy one made. I guess. Terminator's sex doll. I'm also curious why he chose a little weird silvery glove. Maybe he was a Michael Jackson fan. And he was imagining

it was Michael. Well, he's got some issues, man. Huh, huh, huh. Is that the glove? That's the glove. Doesn't he have like a fucking chainmail glove? That would not be good on a unit.

Michael Jackson's glove wasn't chainmail. It was glittery. Oh, yeah. He had a glitter glove. It might have been rough, though. You would not want a fucking jacket with a chainmail glove, I don't think. Knights used to. Knights used to.

You think? Yeah. I bet you they would take it off. I don't think so. Maybe it makes it stronger. Just get it all calloused up. I don't think so. I believe they would have... Maybe it makes it stronger. Just get it all calloused up. Or maybe he got wounded in battle and he's dying,

he's got the glove on, up it comes, and he's like, one more time, buddy. I can see then maybe he'd keep it on. Just one last... One last... Did you ever see an old real night suit and it's got the big metal wiener holder? It's got a big wiener horn right down there. Because apparently they used to get a rat when they would...

You know, before they would... No, they didn't. Well, you get so pumped up and you're, you know, one of you is just going to probably die. They get hurt and they had to be placed for that. Oh, man, I don't believe that. So much testosterone. that's why you have you ever seen what the soul like why do you think that was there I can't imagine being in a fight and all of a

sudden you get a hard on but if you do too many reps do you get hurt no no no I don't know as her fuck oh I just wonder how it all works. I've never been there. You don't get hired on. Like, you'd like, no. I've never got hired in a fight, I don't think. That's what I'm saying. Randy did.

Every time Julian punches him, he gets hired. No, he doesn't, does he? Randy does. Fuck. Every time you shove him. I'm sorry I don't look down at his reach. No, but every time you shove Randy, he fiddles with his unit. I've never noticed that.

It's expanding. Speaking of units, and you were, do you know what a hacker is? Yes, I do. All right, well, that doesn't really matter. A computer hacker? Yeah. Yes, I know what that is. Have you ever heard of this

product called the cellmate no i had never heard of it either it's a bluetooth chastity belt what yeah so your partner can lock and unlock it with their phone or whatever but here's the problem a hacker got into the system But here's the problem. A hacker got into the system. And closed and locked her up? Permanently locked people that had it on. Locked.

And he sent them a message. Your cock is mine. Oh, what a dirty motherfucker. Unless you send me so much money. Couldn't they just cut the belt off? It looks like it was pretty fucking sturdy. What a shitty thing to do. Your cock is mine. Well, what about when you gotta take a, you know,

gotta have a McDupenstein? Gotta do it in the shower, I guess. You don't shit out your cock. No, but it's a whole belt thing, isn't it? I think this one just clamps on the whole carriage right here. I don't think that actually has anything to do with the anus. Well, Ricky, you couldn't just clamp onto your wiener. Well, it probably has a belt that would come up.

I'm just guessing. I saw a picture of the front, but I didn't see what the... Well, I would think it would have an under part that... Just pull up the cellmate. Well, otherwise you would just spin it. Cellmate, is that what it's called? Yeah. Otherwise you would just spin it, Ricky. You would just what it's called? Yeah. Otherwise you would just spin it, Ricky.

You would just turn it to the side. It has to have something. Cellmate, Bluetooth-enabled chastity cage. It has to go between your legs, otherwise you can just spin it to the side and have at her. No. I'm not looking up the cellmate. Look it up. I can't. I don't have the fucking internet. I don't know what. You had to pay the cell of me. Look it up.

I can't. I don't have the fucking internet. I don't know what... You had to pay the hacker in Bitcoin. So if you didn't have Bitcoin, your cock is locked up permanently. He's just fucking... You'd have to go to the fire department

and ask them for the jaws of life. Ooh, I don't know if I want to fuck her. Well, you'd have to cut the side, I mean. I'd rather use some kind of a blowtorch welding cutter. You could use one of those surgical fucking things that won't touch your skin. Here, just wait. Cast cutter offer? I've got to look this up.

Yeah, man, cast cutter offer. I've got to look this up. Ready? What are we looking up? The Cellmate. Cellmate Bluetooth-enabled chastity cage. Cellmate. Cellmate Bluetooth-enabled chastity cage. Cellmate. Bluetooth.

Okay, talk amongst yourselves. Did you hear there was ice cream in China that tested positive for COVID? Some ice cream. Yeah. It's something to do with the viruses in the milk fat or some shit. And because of the cold storage temperature, it lasts for 28 days, so... Next time you eat an ice cream from China, you better be careful. Oh, yeah, you know what happened? What?

You know what happened? The, um... The Popsicles hosted a big gathering. The Popsicles had a gathering, and too many people showed up. The ice cream and the fudge bars. They all showed up, and the ice cream had up. The ice cream and the fudge bars. They all showed up and the ice cream had COVID. Gave it to the popsicles, the fucking drumsticks, the fudgios. So what can you eat?

I'm just joking. This is like, and it was fucked, Bob. It wasn't an ice cream bar. I can't eat sorbet. Don't like it. It's weird. Don't like it. What can't eat sorbet. Don't like it, it's weird, don't like it. What is it? Sorbet.

You got a sorberd? No, that weird shaved ice, not ice cream, dessert. That's French, Ricky, it's called a sorbet. What is it? It's like a gelato cut, isn't it? No, no, it's fucking weird. No, sorbet is like a fancy, it's an outcome. It's like a gelato cut, isn't it? No. Sorbet? It's fucking weird. No, sorbet is like a fancy snow cone.

It's like a shitty tasting slushie. It's like a fancy snow cone. Gelato is an Italian ice cream. Gelato is good. I've had that. It's rich and creamy. Gelato is wonderful. Sorbet is not as good.

But how'd you find anything out about the chast cage? Oh my Jesus! Oh good. What the fuck? It is a wiener hook. It's like a wiener. Oh yeah, look at that. I thought it doesn't have a belt. It's got a... No, it Oh, yeah, look at that. I thought it doesn't have a belt. It doesn't affect shitting at all. No, but see what it's got?

Look. Oh, you know what it's like? It's got the little handle that flips up. It's like a roller coaster cage that clamps down. That goes under your sack. So it's like your twig and berries is in a roller coaster seat. So you'd have to flatten your nuts down to get it out kind of thing. Oh, you wouldn't.

Can you still take a piss? Yeah. No. That's a flap up. That's got to. I don't. That flap comes up and then you piss because if you go to bang, you're banging with the flap coming out, right? Well, that's what a chastity belt's for so that you can't bang.

That's what I'm saying. But that's what that chastity belt's for, so that you can't bang. That's what I'm saying. But that's what that is. It's a flap, like a door. It's got like a little garage door that comes out. Electronic? If you got a piss, man, what are you going to do? Just little holes underneath? No, the person that's controlling it goes, I will allow you to urinate.

Unless a hacker's taking control and says your cock is mine. Why would you put one of those fucking things on? You've got to be fucked. Any attempt to cut through the device's plastic body activates an electric shocker. Oh, yes. That's not coming off. Oh, my Jesus.

This guy's, you know what? I thought he was a weird hacker. He's a smart hacker. He's smart. He's going to be rich because you've got to pay the cocksucker. You don't want to have no twig and berries. Jesus. But who would ever fucking say, yeah, I'm going to, okay, I'll put one of those on.

You got it. I suppose, you know, your wife caught you fucking around. You're going on a little business trip. She's like, the only way I'm staying with you is you put on this little cock cage, motherfucker. No, you know what? You know what? If you're getting to the point where you gotta put one of those on your cock, you gotta end the relationship. Straight up. That's what I'm saying, man.

Because those things can get hacked. Some people might be into that shit. Wow. Hope they get hacked. Jesus, Murphy. Giving it, what? Are you getting one? TechCrunch report. There was no evidence that the hackman...

I can't find anything about the actual working of the... Okay. You know what you should do? You should get one for Jacob. That would be funny. There'd be a lot of fun times with that. One online reviewer who appeared to have got locked in due to an unrelated bug posted that he had been left with a quote,

bad scar. Ooh. I don't think I'll be using the car cage any time soon. I have no, um, there's no talk of how the flap mechanism works. So I don't know if it has a- So it doesn't say how you piss or anything? I don't know if it has a fucking piss window built in or-

We don't need to know. It's fucked. Crazy man. Did you guys hear about the fucking, there's some people in the world that can't visualize shit. You know what I'm saying? There's some kind of a...

What do you mean they can't visualize? They can't, like, there's not pictures in their mind. They have no creativity? Yeah, they don't, they can't create, like, pictures in their head or something. Like, if I walked away and I was like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna fucking bubbles, and you come into my brain, right? yeah, I'm going to fucking bubbles.

You come into my brain, right? Yeah, you can see me in your mind. There's people out there that have a condition where they can't do that. No, but how would you do that anyway? Well, Ricky, you know, if I left right now and you went, oh, I'm going to picture bubbles, you could picture me in your brain, right? If I went out and saw you, I'd see you. No, no, no, no. If you rode side and Bubbles was here,

you're like, oh, fuck Bubbles. No, I mean, yeah, if you closed your eyes and went, I'm going to think of Bubbles right now, you in your mind, like right now my eyes are closed, but I'm thinking of Ricky. I can picture you right there. There you are right in front of me. I can see Ricky's face. All right, my eyes are closed and it's just black.

But think of, picture my face. Here's another thing. The day that I gave you the shit mobile, right? The car that used to be beautiful. Can you picture what that looked like when I gave it to you? Is there a picture to look at? What's this disease called?

Cause he's got it. Are you fucking kidding me, man? What do I got now? Ricky, you can't picture anything in your mind when you close your eyes? I don't know what do you even mean. You've got this disease, man. Who's got it? I have a fucking disease. 2.5 people in the world have this

disease. 2.5 people? That's it? Percent. 2.5% of people have this. Sorry, man. I'm trying to fucking figure out what the name of this is. 2.5% of people have this. Sorry, man. I'm trying to fucking figure out what the name of this is. Well, two and a half people, if that would be, it would be awesome if you were one of the two and a half

people. You'd be worth a lot of money. You would be worth a ton, man. Just half my brain has it. So just, I want to be clear here. Synthesia. Synthesia? Synesthesia? She was a princess, wasn't she?

Yeah. For Disney? It's something like that. But anyway, man, if you have this, they might be able to do some studies on you. You might be able to make some money. All right, let's do it. What do I got to do? Ricky, when you close your eyes and picture any object, you can't bring up a picture in your...

I close my eyes right now. Okay, it's pretty black. Actually, there's a little bit of orange light and I see little specks. Yeah, but think about Julian's face. What, is it still just black in there? I don't know if I look at him. He's right there.

No, but keep your eyes closed. Okay. Now think about me and Julian sitting at the table without opening your eyes. Do you see us? I know you guys are there, but I don't see you. You just see blackness. Well, how would you see anything but that?

In your brain. Imagining it. You guys are fucking weird. All right, this guy who has it, he says the mind's eye is a canvas and the neurons work together to project onto it. The neurons are all working fine, but I don't have the canvas. Oh, well, it's easy,

so we need to put the canvas in my brain. You need a canvas, but you can't do it. Probably put it right up my nose into the brain. No, you can't, there's no way to do that. That's not a real man. He doesn't mean like a physical canvas that you're gonna fucking put up there. It's like a photograph or something.

Well, my cans of spray paint must've ran up. gonna fucking put up there. It's like a photograph or something. Well, my cans of spray paint must have ran up. Whatever it does that makes the pictures. Ricky, oh my God, well, at least we figured out Ricky, that's probably part of his learning disability. Well, I don't know, man. I don't know if that's part of it, but.

This fucking freaked me the fuck out, boys. Lasso snakes, wh boys. Lasso snakes. Whew. I hate snakes. Now they can climb poles. What? I don't know if it's Guam. Someplace, anyway, had this fucking happy little birds flying around. Hey, we got no one to eat us.

We're happy. Some fucking ship, I think it was from the U.S., could have been military, shows up with a snake on board. The snake gets off and fucking just starts having at it was from the US, could have been military, shows up with a snake on board. Snake gets off and fucking just starts having at it. Reproduces birds, fuck you, eating, just having a feast. Could have been two. Could have been a snake that just fucked itself and got pregnant. Anyway, snakes took over the goddamn place,

killing all the goddamn birds. It's a shit show. So to protect the birds, they put these little poles up with little nests up on top. They're like, fuck you, snakes. And the birds are looking down. Ha, ha, ha. Fuck off. You little cocksuckers.

Can't touch me now. Snakes are like, oh, yeah? In the middle of the night, spins his tail around a little lasso and his head's up here. And he just says, quack, quack, quack, quack. Oh, my Jesus, Murphy. That was smart, man. Fucking smart. Is that real? Yes.

Lasso snake. Smart creature. Oh, he fucking. Tell him he can fuck off. I'll find a way to eat you, you little cock. So he's like a fucking, he's like a line worker. He's like a Nova Scotia power line worker that has the belt on. Yeah.

Around the pole and he just shimmies up the pole. That's insane, man. But he's a snake. So the pole. That's insane, man. But he's a snake. So the birds wouldn't even hear it. They'd be up there chilling, thinking they're safe. And he'd come up and then here's the nest and he'd just go, hello.

Oh, yeah. Fuck you. I saw you up there mocking me. Guess what? I'm here. Who's eating who now, motherfucker? God damn it. I don't like fucking lots of these snakes.

So what would they do? They get up there and they eat. And then what would they do? Just chill out for a little while? Oh, yeah. Until they're like... Enjoy the view. Proud of themselves.

Digest the fucking birds. And then they... Would they live in the nest? Or would they just eat them and come right back down? It's kind of like that liquid terminator. You just can't stop the fucking things. No matter what you do. You know what they need?

Fucking razor. We'll put razors around the pole. So they could eat them. A razor. Oh, they could totally stop it. Yeah, you just put like a cone, a razor cone around the pole and the snake's gonna get up so far and go

uh-oh, razor cone. I'm not going up there. But, you know what he'd probably do if he was long enough? He'd have his, you know, he'd be around it, and he'd come up, and here's the razor cone. He would go around it and wrap the top part of his body around the pole, fling his tail up. He's past the razor cone.

So now what? I tell you, if anybody can do it, it's the snake. They're smart. Sounds like it. Dumbest crime of the week. Two 20-year-old dumbasses got arrested after they returned the rental car, and it was full of drugs. What?

140 glassine envelopes of heroin, 35 MDMA, or 35 grams of MDMA, marijuana, and six grand in cash. They left it in the car? What a fuck-up. So they got all banged up, and then they fucking dropped it off, and six grand in cash. They left it in the car? What a fuck-up. So they got all banged up, and then they fucking dropped it off, and they're like, whoa. We fucked up. So they were probably driving to the next place going, okay, so when we get there, you hand Buddy the drugs.

You talk to him. No, you talk to him. No, you've got the drugs on you. I don't have them on me. I don't have them on me. You have them, don't you? You were going to get them out of the trunk. No, I thought you got them out of the trunk.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my fuck, they're back at fucking budget. Yeah, they ran out of the car in their own names. Fucking brilliance. See, that would be Cory and Jacob on heroin. They'd do something stupid like that. All right. It's January 22. Not a lot of excitement for bird days today.

Mike Bossy, who you love. Mike Bossy. Fucking awesome. New York Islanders, baby. Michael Hutchinson from NXS died by penis strangulation. Poor fucker. What? Didn't that what happened to him?

Penis strangulation? Didn't he have something wrapped around his neck? Yeah, not a penis, Ricky. Why did I say that? It's a totally different thing, man. No, no, no. Anyway, it doesn't matter how he died. Accidentally.

All right, boys, you know what? I'm gonna... Let's take her up a notch. I'm gonna take her up a notch. I'm going to take her up a notch. Maybe our friend Kenny is partying with Mr. Hutchinson. I hope so. Who was not strangled by a penis. I stand corrected. I hope. I hope so.

You know what? A bunch of the stuff we talked about today, Kenny would have laughed his fucking hearts off at that stuff. Me teasing you about your muscles, he would have laughed his stuff at. For sure, because Me teasing you about your muscles, he would have laughed at that. For sure, because he used to think your muscles were fucked. That wasn't very nice, man. All right, big cheers.

Big cheers to KR. Cheers. Big cheers to KR. Love you, bro.