Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 35 - Come On Internet, Gimme Some Juice

Episode Date: January 24, 2022

Good times - the Boys are back in Ricky's trailer and baked as f**k! They chat about chicken balls, the Tonga sh*tnami, and singles night at the grocery store. Also: Julian investigates the GREASY story of a man who fell in love with an... ashtray?!

Fuck, it's good to be back, hey? Uh-huh. Back to somewhat normal. I don't know. I don't know if I trust you guys. What do you mean? The edibles? Have you eaten anything in there today?

Yes, I've eaten edibles. Well, you come to Ricky's tree. I may be paranoid, but I don't know, I've eaten edibles. Well, you come to Ricky's Tree. So I'm maybe paranoid, but I don't know if I trust you saying you haven't been anywhere. No, these are good. Oh, you mean trust you haven't been anywhere. Yeah, you guys saying you haven't left the park. I haven't left the fucking park.

I haven't gone many places. Okay, so now it's turned from I haven't left the park to I haven't gone many places. Well, I've been to a couple stores but they were closed And it was late at night there was nobody around So whatever that means I did do signal Single night at the grocery store Saturday But

I never met anyone really Single night at the grocery store what the fuck is that Saturday night single night man I literally asked you Have you been anywhere you said I haven't left the park Now you? Saturday night single night, man. I literally asked you, have you been anywhere? You said, I haven't left the park. Now you were out on singles night. I thought you meant today.

No, I meant... All right, get back to the singles night every Saturday night at the fucking grocery store. Are you fucking kidding me? No, man, that's been going on for years. Is there ladies there actually walking around single? There is ladies there. Oh, man.

More dudes than ladies. Well, we're getting drunk and heading to the- Where do you go? Where do you hang out to meet them? Is there a section? No frills. No, but is there a section of the store? Like do you hang out by the cucumbers?

There's usually a lot of ladies in the produce area. What about the meat section? Mostly men. Okay, stay away from the meat section. Ricky hangs out by the cucumbers, fondling them. Well, yeah. Sizing them up, looking for curves. Looking for curves.

You know, looking down the length of them. Why is he looking for curves, man? I don't know. Would he like the curves, do you think? I don't know. I just pictured him doing that. Like, you know, when you look down a pool cue to see if it's warped? I just pictured Ricky putting a big cucumber up to his eye.

I don't know why. It's because of my eye. I think some ladies and some men probably like a little curve, a little hook, a little bend. I don't know, man. Should we ask? Want to hear from somebody? Okay, how many minutes in are we? Oh, yeah.

Two minutes in. And we're talking about what? We didn't really talk about them. We just talked about Ben's. Talk about cucumbers. Okay. Cukes, I call them. I wonder if ladies or men, if they're using them,

I wonder if they enjoy the curve or they prefer straight up. Oh, you mean, when he said they prefer curves, you meant in cucumbers? I thought he meant. In what? In. What do you mean, in what? The appendage.

The appendage. The main appendage. Oh, I was talking about fruits because people do with the fruits. You know what I mean? Cucumber's not a fruit. Well, bananas and vegetables. Bananas? Do people jam bananas up their ass?

And wieners. There was a chick that went to school with us. Her nickname was Wiener Woman. Oh, yeah. That's an urban myth. That happens in every high school in the world. It probably did. Frozen wiener. And broke off and couldn't get it out, right?

No, it broke off. It did break off, but it was... So how do you break... So what are you doing? Like going like this? How do you break it? Going in and out shouldn't break it. Well, it can pull it right in half. If there's resistance in there, if something clamped it, you'd pull the end right off it. Plus, I'm sure it's not just an anode. There's probably like a wheeze, like a fucking... Turn the fucking butter kind of...

Tornado. Yeah, you know. Who knows, man? I don't know. How in the fuck did we get talking about this? I don't know, man. Edibles. They're a good time, aren't this? I don't know, man. Edibles.

They're a good time, aren't they? I'm loving them, but- So your mother broke a hot dog off in there. Well, that's- It was more like a loaf of bologna. Whose mother? Mine. I guarantee you, she did not stuff bologna.

A bologna log. Holy fuck, do we have any bologna? No. No, I wish we did. We should cook some fucking slow-fried bologna sandwiches. Yeah, it would be good. Maybe next time. I can't believe it's January the 21st already.

Time is flying. 21. 21, man. Get this fucking winter over with because it sucks. Was it minus 20 last fucking week? It's cold as fuck. Cold as a witch's tat, they say. Hard to make money when it's that cold. But here, we go to snow, then it's like minus 20 something,

then like minus 15 something, and then it's fucking plus eight with rain the next day. How does it go from minus 20 to that? Climate change, Ricky. Climate change. Climate change, Ricky. Climate change. The science of the climate. Yeah. Holy fuck, did you see that big volcano that blew up in the middle of the ocean? Tonga? Tonga.

What's happening there now? Why was that so hard for you? There was a volcano, underwater volcano. You can see it from the space station footage. It's out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean there below, you know. Are you sure it's a volcano? Because I heard your mother's doing some deep sea diving in those parts. That's just quite an explosion.

Naked. No, it's definitely. She still has zygonorrhea? It could seem like a volcano. No, man, this was like a crazy explosion. No, you see it from space. It goes, fuck, and then a tsunami just ripped across everywhere. They lost all communication.

People are okay, I guess, aren't they? But they lost all communication there for a little bit. Oh, somebody had to have been killed, Ricky. Jesus, it blew half the fucking... I don't know. Was it on the island or next to it? No, it was underwater. It was underwater.

It was underwater. The volcano itself was underwater, I think, but the island wasn't. You really lost control over there, Rick. I thought I was having a stroke. Two-stroke. Two-stroke. Where, where? That's a two-stroke, bubs.

Four-stroke. Three-stroke. That's a four-stroke. Man, I was reading about this woman from California, Danielle Shapiro, I guess her name is. Jim the Hammer Shapiro's wife. Could be his wife or daughter, I don't know. She was hospitalized after eating too much

at an all-you-can-eat sushi restaurant. Good for her. She was there for two hours, and listen to what she ate. Good for her. She was there for two hours, and listen to what she ate. 32 sushi rolls. Like the full fucking six-piecers. Oh, 32 six-piecers?

Yeah. Holy fuck. Four gyoza. Two jalapeno. Four orders of gyoza or four gyoza? That's a fucking gyoza. They're just a little dumpling. Pan-fried dumplings. Gross, man.

Two jalapeno poppers. I would say those are orders. A bowl of edamame. Yeah. And a bowl of miso soup. Yeah, so the bulk of the problem came from the 32 fucking orders of fucking rolls. So yeah, she had to go to the hospital. She had this thing called gastroesophageal reflux disease.

Yeah, I have that. Oh, does it suck? Yes. Did she think she could eat all this food and shit would just be normal? She had to get her money's worth, she said. 32 orders of rolls. What's 32 times 6? That's at least 100.

No, it's more than that. 192? 192? 192 fucking sushi rolls? That's impossible. And you know what? She's kind of not... She's a pretty small girl. She must have just ate 32 rolls,

not orders. 192 sushi rolls. The amount of rice in that, when it expanded, it'd explode, wouldn't it? Well, she had to go to the fucking hospital, so. Well, yeah, I suppose. Was she on edibles because? She said she's going back for more.

She's not deterred at all. No, I don't think there was any edibles. 192 sushi rolls. It's called a glutton, isn't it? Take up, let's think. She better watch. Right now, she's, you know, quite small. but if she keeps this up, I don't know. She's eating sushi.

Although, I guess it's just rice. Does rice give you weight? Yeah, man. Really? I think so. I thought rice was like celery. It's just calories, man. So, I mean, even if the sushi rolls were, you know, a bit 20 there, if they were small. Yeah, it must have been just a little.

20 times. It must have been just a little things, man. 20 times what, man? 20, 40, 60, 81. This is too much for me, man. I mean, it would take up a large portion of this table, 192 sushi rolls. That's a fucking lot of food to cram in a... I mean, if it was Randy or somebody with a big boiler,

I can see it. That's believable. Yeah. It's a fucking crazy one. Yeah, that's a lot. She definitely got her money's worth. That's a lot. Unless she had to pay for the hospital,

that would have sucked. Remember when we used to go to the all-you-can-eat Chinese place? Yeah. You'd get sick every time. Yeah. Just from food poisoning, not from overeating. How many fucking trays of chicken balls did we smuggle out of that place in our panties?

Fuck, man. Yeah. Chicken balls, chicken balls. Hundreds. Hundreds of chicken balls down my pants one time. Yeah. Hundreds. Did you eat all those?

I didn't eat all those. No, we froze them. We brought them home and froze them. I don't know if they ever got eaten or not. Did any of them have like ball gravy on them? No, no. Gross, man. No, no.

I remember I put the garbage bag pants on under my pants. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was just dropping them. Fuck, I wish I had some chicken balls right now. Me too. Fuck. I got a pair of balls that you can chew on. You got any sweet and sour?

Jack and balls. You got sweet and sour chicken? Throw some sweet and sour sauce on them. We might have a little lick. Jesus, Ricky. Remember that 37-year-old guy from Kazakhstan that we talked about before? Borat?

He married a sex doll. Yeah, that crazy fucker. Well, we have an update. Okay. She's pregnant. No. She could be. I don't know. He divorced her. He broke her. He divorced her because he fell in love with an ashtray. What?

But then he got tired of the ashtray and then he married these two younger models, Luna and Lola. Are they dolls? Yes. No. Model dolls. Yep. So he had an affair with an ashtray.

Yep, and then he said, fuck the ashtray, and married these two younger models. He probably caught himself on it. Did he fuck the ashtray? He must have. I guess he must have. It was probably one of those ones you clicked the button in. I don't know.

Clicked the button? What the fuck was that? It might have been one of the smoke eater ashtrays and he was putting his mirror in it. Okay, Bubbs, how would you fuck that? Well, that one you wouldn't. I mean, I don't know. If you could fold it somehow. You could melt it and fold it into like a...

Yeah, you could drill a hole in it. Or if you had a really narrow wiener, you could lay it somehow. You could melt it and fold it into like a... Yeah, you could drill a hole in it. Or if you had a really narrow wiener, you could lay it in there. Do that to it. You mean Julian? No, man, don't do that. Anyways, he was talking about his diet. He only eats meat now because he says it can help him fuck five times a day. His orgasms are a lot stronger, so he only eats chicken and beef and fish.

He's fucking an ashtray. And he's having strong orgasms. Maybe he's putting the ashtray up his arse. And here's another funny sentence. Sometimes I have to masturbate three to eight times a day because the girls just aren't in the mood. The girls. This guy, we've got to call this guy, man. Is there any way to track him down

you would probably like him he's a bodybuilder what the fuck but I like him he's hairy he's very hairy he's not the guy that shot all the

oil into his arm that would be funny if it was it would make sense it would hell he's got a pretty good body he's got as far as bodybuilders go

you know what I mean he's a snowman I don't know what you mean and he fucks ashtrays well not anymore he's married to two As far as bodybuilders go, you know what I mean? He's a snowman. I don't know what you mean. And he fucks ashtrays. Well, not anymore. He's married to two models. Two models?

That aren't real. We got to look him up and talk to him. I'd love to talk to him just to find out. He needs some tough love, this guy. He could be happier than all of us. Well, that's the thing. Or he might need to go to a hospital. So do you diss the guy or do you shake his hand and say, you found him, man, you did it?

You can't really diss him, can you? You found happiness, fucking ass trees, and then on to two. There's probably those. There wouldn't be a lot of arguing, would there? No. Well, there might be. There is. They might be speaking to him.

I assume they probably are. Actually, they might be arguing. Sometimes he says they're not in the mood. That's what I mean. They're probably full on. They're not in the mood that's what i mean they're he they're probably in the mood though it's like no but they're probably speaking to him is what i'm saying he sees them talking he's that crazy or maybe he just didn't charge them up one time and they were just like giving the cold i'm guessing if you're fucking ashtrays it's not hard to believe that a doll's talking to you that's true the ashtray probably has a little face too.

Here, come on, bud. Who knows? It could have been an ashtray of a female or a male's head with an open mouth. These are things we need to find out, man. Yes, we need to know the shape and size of the ashtray. All right, I'm going to do some research. I will fucking try to do something. research. I will fucking try to do something.

You need to know if the ashtray, the shape and size of the ashtray, and if it has any artwork on it, like maybe it's got Marilyn Monroe on it, you know, bent over or something. And having sex

with ashtray. You're really going to put that into your Googler? Why not, man? Well, let's see what happens. You're really going to put that into your Googler? Why not, man? Well, let's see what happens. You're going to go to images first. No, I don't have any internet, boys. I'm sorry. Fuck.

Pay the fucking bill, Ricky, or did the line break out there? I put a new repeater in. Top of my shed. Great big fucking nine footer. Okay. So you'll probably get my internet. All right, just a second. I'll try it out, buddy.

Continue, man. Have you ever heard of an argon beam coagulator? Yes, I have. I've never heard of that. It's a laser that coagulates cuts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's an argon laser. I'd never heard of it.

Triumph used argon lasers in 1985. Yeah, it's an argon laser. I'd never heard of it. Triumph used argon lasers in 1985. Well, this surgeon in the UK, he did an organ transplant, liver transplant. Yeah. And he decided he wanted to burn his initials into the liver just to leave his mark. What?

So the woman had a follow-up surgery, and the surgeon's like, what in the fuck? Why is there two initials burned on your liver? My God. That is fucked up. So anyway, it wasn't the first time he did it. I guess he did it before and got caught. So now he's lost his surgeon license. Oh, man, did he ever have a great lawsuit against that hospital? Yes, one of your doctors autographed my liver.

What the fuck? With an argon laser. He said it helped relieve stress during the long surgery. Gave him some peace and quiet. He's a fucking lunatic, man. That's his problem. That's a weird one. That's something you would do, Ricky, but I can't believe a real doctor did it.

No, he would fucking burn a cock into the liver. Yeah, that's true. Not initials. You're probably right. Yeah, that's true. A set of tits or something. Oh, you'd burn a big dog on it. Once the woman dies, imagine if nobody knew and they're doing the autopsy.

They're like, what the fuck? Look at that. She's got to throw this liver in anybody. She's got a designer liver, monogrammed liver. What happened to the dude that has the pig heart? Remember with that motherfucker? What? He's got a pig heart in him, man.

He's living. It's working. Haven't they done that for a long time? Don't know. Don't know, man. I thought it was pig valves or pig something. There's pig something, but he has a full-on heart in him, and he's still partying, man.

Didn't you have pig testicles installed? Pigs and people aren't that far off. No, they aren't. Well, they're not that close either, Ricky. I mean... I think their hair, it's kind of like an exact... It's like Earth and Venus. I think they're real close. They're close, but not

real close. Close enough, I guess. Is it Venus? I might have the wrong planet. I don't fucking know. It's the blue one. Venus. Venus. It's the blue one. Penis. Oh, these are really kicking in now, boys. All right, all right, all right. Here we go.

Oh, you found it. The man who married his sex doll is now in love with ashtray. Holy fuck, it is true. Is there a picture of the ashtray? Oh, man. Okay, he eats a fucking meat diet and has sex five times a day. He's a fuck machine. He's 36.

Okay, here we go. He would qualify as a fuck machine. Let's go to images. Let's see what happens here. Oh, God. Come on, Internet. Give me some juice. Don't shit me now.

Don't shit on me now, Internet. Okay, we got a line going. Continue. We'll get into it. Where's Hamas? Hamas? Hamas? Yeah.

It's over by Israel, isn't it? It must be because they think that Israel's spying on them with dolphins. What? Yeah. People are fucked. Yeah. They could be. They're in brigades.

They claim to have captured an armed Israeli dolphin off the coast of Gaza. I don't... Totally viable. Armed with what, Bob? They strap a camera... Oh, I didn't know that. The dolphin had a spear gun.

That's what they said. Oh, no, I like... And cameras and shit. Yeah. No, they had cameras and everything. Full on fucking thought. Maybe if it's a remotely fired spear gun, you think about it. Oh, look at the nice dolphin.

Let's feed him. And he pops out in the water and he's got a camera and he spear guns you in the neck. Because it's a remote fired spear gun. Who's he trying to kill, though? What's the deal with him? The Israeli dolphin, the super super dolphin swims across the gaza strip there and shoots a hamas in the neck with a spear gun remotely fired spear gun that's ridiculous it's true that's pretty fun that could happen there was a picture of it but i don't know

they're saying that they fucking misunderstood. It was some research fucking shit. Research dolphins. Spies. They're spy dolphins. I believe that. Aquaman. Aquaman doesn't exist, man. He doesn't, does he?

He doesn't. Okay, bud. He's based on someone. No, he's not based on it. It's somebody's imagination voice. Holy fuck. What, you think there's a on someone. No, he's not based on it. It's somebody's imagination, boys. Holy fuck. What, you think there's a Superman? Aquaman.

Aquaman. You just wish there was... Underwater Aquaman. Holding his breath for hours at a time. Did you find it? Breathing through gills on his neck. Let's just hope this video can play because there is a video. Boy, is my stomach ever growling.

There's a fucking video? There's a video. Of him fucking the ashtray? He's in love with his ashtray, yeah. I don't want to see it. He doesn't say anything about the twin fucking model dolls. I wish he wrote a song about the ashtray. I love songs.

He's pansexual, obviously. What does that mean? Whoa, dude. What the fuck? Is that the ashtray? It's like a fucking big ashtray. Big ass. No, man.

Okay, okay. It's an ashtray. It's an ashtray. Okay. Oh, that's him marrying the... She's a hot-looking doll, though. Still a doll. Like, fucking buddy.

Okay. Is there any pictures of him banging the ashtray? I think... Is that an ashtray? He kind of looks like he's about to mount the ashtray. I can't see it. Right there, see, what is that? What is that?

Bigger, bubs, it's the whole side of my fucking screen. Oh, you can zoom in somehow. Okay, here. Oh, that is an ashtray! You know what, it's one of the ones you see outside, and you flick the butts in, see? See the hole at the top? Oh, it's one of the ones you see outside and you flick the butts in. See? See the hole at the top? Oh, it's one of those ones with the hole.

The post one with the hole. No, that wouldn't be very great. He's finding it great, man. He's married to it. He's lubing up the fucking receptacle hole. He's creeping up to it, getting ready to fuck it. When you look at that, what would turn you on about that little post ashtray? It's like a flashlight on a stand. Really?

It's like a giant cost and you bang the tip. Like, I mean, his ex-wife, the doll, was way hotter than the ashtray. What happened, I wonder? I don't know. It must have grew apart. Can we just repeat the statement Julian just made for real? They had nothing in common, I guess. Julian just added the statement,

the doll was a lot hotter than the ashtray. Well, it is. Well, let me try to get the doll here, man. She was... Okay, there's that. Oh, see, look. She's hot. I mean, if I... She looks like Chewbacca that's that's the dude oh he's a hairy hairy fella she's hairy

all right but no him no he is maybe she could be hairy a hairy dog nah he's just sitting there like a normal what if your if your name was Harry Fuckdoll? How you doing, Harry Fuckdoll? Nice to meet you. I might change my name to Harry Fuckdoll. I'm not calling you Harry Fuckdoll. You can just call me Harry. Okay, Harry.

But I'll sign my checks, Harry Fuckdoll. That's true. Okay, all right. Okay. All right. Okay. What do you think the weirdest guy named Harry's last name is? Real last name. Bald. Harry Bald.

I bet you there's a Harry Bald. There's a Harry Bald? There's got to be a guy named Harry Bald, wouldn't there? No. All right. Look up on Facebook, Harry Bald? It's a Harry Bald? There's got to be a guy named Harry Bald, wouldn't there? No. Look up on Facebook, Harry Bald. See if there's a Harry Bald and we'll message him. On what, Facebook? We'll just message him.

Why would I have Facebook? Well, I don't know. I don't have it either. What do you think the weirdest guy named Harry's last name is on the earth? Harry what? Harry, the most fucked up last name? Yeah. That could be real.

Harry Bald is good. Harry Bald. I guarantee you there's a guy named Harry Bald or two around. Harry Snow. That's not great. Harry Eyes. Holy fuck. This is what he says about the ashtray

and banging it I think the vagina can be placed in a tube and the tube can be placed in a round hole where cigarettes

are thrown he said without a hint also he modified the ashtray he modifies he takes the ashtray out he put a

I'm telling you he's got a flashlight in the hole. Okay. It sounded more. And then it's just standing there, right, right at hip height. So he just walks up. Oh, my God. Pounds away and then just walks away.

He doesn't even need to squat. He's not, he's taking the ashtray to a girlfriend stage. What does that mean? He's gonna fucking bang it. Had a couple dates. Now it's time to... They went to the movies. Wow.

He fucking jammed popcorn in its hole all night. Can you take an ashtray to the restaurants and movies, I wonder? I don't know. Probably not a used one. But if you're just feeding it popcorn you imagine you're at the movies and there's a guy sitting there with his arm around one of those post ashtrays and he's

showing hot dogs and popcorn. No. He calls the ashtray A.T. Ashtray. A.T. Genius. He's not expecting A.T. to give up. You think he would call it Ashland. He's not expecting A-T to give up her... I think he would call it Ashland. He's not expecting A-T to give up their hard-earned career.

I want to bring this Astray home, but it still has to continue to work in the smoke. He could have called her something like Ashley. Ashley Trazen. So people are using this thing in the smoke room, his love of his life, and then he's taking the fucking Astray, bringing of his life, and then he's taking the fucking ashtray out, bringing it to Stan, and then he's banging it.

If she's taking other tubular things into her holes, that would be cheating, wouldn't it? No, it's just. It's complicated. They're placing it on. They're just. Oh, fuck. Ashley Trey's my girlfriend.

Boys, I can't get into this anymore. This is just fucking weird. It's weird for me, boys. This is. This is a weird one, isn't it? We're talking about fucking an ashtray. So right now, there's Italian, yeah. These Italian anti-vaxxers are paying hundreds of dollars to party with people that have COVID

because they want to develop antibodies and they don't want to get a vaccine. And if you don't develop antibodies, if you don't have COVID or get vaccinated, you have to pay a fine. So instead of getting a fucking vaccination, they're paying hundreds of dollars to party with people with COVID to catch COVID on purpose. Yeah, but you still don't get anywhere near the fucking... No, and what if you die? Well, that's the thing. I give up on how fucking stupid people are.

It's a weird one. Well, then there's this other guy, this Indian guy, he got 12 COVID vaccines in less than a year. Jesus, he's fucking jacked. Yeah, but I don't think that's... No, you're not supposed to... That's not good for you, is it?

No, you're not supposed to overdo it. You're supposed to do what the, you know, the amount, the certified amount or whatever. Oh, my God. This guy just keeps getting more fucked up. Oh, you're going down the rabbit hole. Yeah, he... Okay. Fuck.

Okay, he's been dating the ashtray for a couple months when the story came out. Okay. The ashtray is older. Did you say he's dating it for a couple months yeah is older and he's fine of the age ain't nothing but a number mindset oh the ashtray is older than him yeah i generally like things with history he said i love that this is not a new ashtray it has had a contact with a really large number of people number Not the kind of contact he's giving it, though. I hope.

Well, maybe. He should get that thing tested. It must be shitty to go, you know, you're an ashtray, and everyone's shoving their butts, and all of a sudden you're getting banged. All right, we've got to get a hold of this guy. That's our fucking issue. It'd be tough if you were an ashtray.

We've got to get to the bottom of this. I think so. Would it be tough if you were an ashtray? I'd be sad if it was me. But you wouldn't be sad because you were an ashtray? I'd be sad if it was me. But you wouldn't be sad because you're an ashtray. You wouldn't have any... No feelings in an ashtray. I mean, an ashtray, it's not a bad gig because probably people are throwing butts in it.

They're still not totally smoked or joints. Yeah, but you're not going to be able to smoke them, Ricky. You've got no arms. But they're going right into're not alive your lungs I guess now he wants he's gonna fucking start looking into how to become

an ashtray yeah this ashtray is modified with an artificial vagina so okay then that's that's not nearly as crazy

oh it's way better now it's just fucking the hole with the sharp edges yeah you know now he's I wasn't seeing it before now i get it oh he's totally normal now you know what this guy should do porn imagine people there's sick people out

there that would watch i think you might do you want to look no i won't buy it'd be interesting go on porn hub and type in ashtray fucker not doing it man see if you get any hits fucking doing it it's bad enough i got this in my fucking, in my lap, on my laptop. Are you going to make a poster of that? No, man. I'm getting rid of it. Done. Do we want to talk about Novak? I know you were disappointed about that whole thing because you like tennis.

Yeah, I watched a lot of tennis when I was in prison. Do you agree or disagree with Australia? Get the fuck out of the country, bud. That's what I said. I don't know why he thought he was better than anybody else. Oh, what happened? He's done. They ordered the motherfucker.

Oh, did they? His legacy is in trouble because he can't win these other ones. Oh, poor fella. In fucking France. All he had to do was fucking tell the truth. Well, you know what? I'm glad they stuck to their cocks, because I thought they were going to cave. Yeah.

Boys, I'm having a fucking... I'm having a meltdown. So am I. I'm having a great fucking time. I'm having a... I think I've got diabetes. Happy we're together again? I must have diabetes.

What? Edibles? Oh, because my sugar just went down. I'm just fucking... I can barely... I feel like... What's the guy that's in Charlie Brown or Winnie the Pooh? Linus?

No, the super tired guy. Snoopy? Igor. Oh, Eeyore. Eeyore. Eeyore? Who the fuck is that? Eeyore.

Isn't he tired? What is he in? He's in Winnie the Pooh. He's just tired as fuck. I've never known him. Oh, he's, no, in Winnie the Pooh. He's tired as fuck. I've never known him. No, Linus is in Charlie Brown. He's the stinky guy, isn't he? Linus?

No, that's Pigpen. Pigpen says. Pigpen just reeking. He's got the stink lines coming off him everywhere he walks. If you need sugar, his cock shoots insulin. What? Okay. All right, I think we're done, aren't we, boys?

On that note. On that note. I need food. Okay, so what are we doing? Where are we? We're going to go get some food. We're going to pick up three ashtrays and come back here and do some experiments, boys. Okay.

Maybe we'll find love. Maybe we will.