Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 35 - Down At The Legion

Episode Date: January 22, 2024

Bubbles is back! So where the fack was he last week - and did the bird come out of its cage? The Boys also investigate a 10-foot alien, detachable spider cocks, and a diet that will f**k up your guts.... Also: Julian considers moving to New York to live with a supermodel! there's just one catch...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Tell us what? Tell you what? You know what we want. I'm just glad you're alive. I'm alive, I'm just out. But there's probably hundreds of people out there, maybe thousands, that want to know if the old bubbler got it last week at his date.
Starting point is 00:00:28 No, I just, I was just out. Mind your own business. I was just out. I heard that you got the third base and you got thrown out trying to go home. No. Is that what happened? No.
Starting point is 00:00:43 I just noticed, you know one thing I've also noticed is you're starting to wear your shirts a little lower than usual. Just want a bit of hair. No, I just didn't button that one up by accident. Got any hickeys on your neck or anything? No, I do not. So you didn't get banged?
Starting point is 00:00:58 No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying none of your bees were. So you might've got a little, how you doing? Did the bird come out of its cage? Heh. All right, this is... Gotta worry about where my bird was. This is the most important question of the day, then we'll just leave it.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Was it a he or was it a she? Who? The person you were on a date with. I wasn't on a date. You were on a date and there was a mustache. Was it... is that... I didn't see a mustache. I wasn't on a date.
Starting point is 00:01:30 I was just out with friends. Take off the S. A friend. Oh. Oh, Pops, come on. No, it was a... it was a mixer. It was a mixer at the Legion. What do you mean a mixer? A Legion. What do you mean a mixer? A mixer.
Starting point is 00:01:46 What the fuck? Mix what? Where you go when you mix it up with people? You mingle. Oh, you're right. A mingler. A mixer. I thought you meant them on timber. No, you don't go on that thing. You sure that wasn't timber?
Starting point is 00:02:00 Timber? Tinder, I mean. What's that, the app for lumberjacks? Is it? No, actually, there was a cat. It's a cat dating app that you were on. That's what it was. I do go on that one, but not looking for dates. People that have cats that have the same, you know, love for cats.
Starting point is 00:02:18 All right. I just wish you had gotten, you know, banged. No. What's the name of it? Sex Paws? No, Sex Paws is different. That's just a website, Ricky. Sex Paws.
Starting point is 00:02:34 All right, so you're not gonna tell us. Moving on? That's all you're getting. All right. All right. Hopefully. I will say this, and I'm not even gonna say anything else.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Okay. I did injure my hips. Whoa. That's a loaded statement right there. I have an injured hip. I'm just going to leave that as part of the mystery. All right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:00 Fucking devil. No, I'm not saying that. Bang a fucking, bang a gong. You were gone for two days. I wasn't gone for two days, boys. I came back and got a doppelbag and got some supplies. Some toiletries. Some domes.
Starting point is 00:03:13 No. Some toys. Come on, bubs. Yeah, some toys. Some whips and chains and fucking. Oh, yeah. Gag balls. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Air compressors. Oh yeah, gag balls. Yeah. Butt points. Air compressors. Ah, fuck. Is it fucking January the 19th already? Yeah, it is, man. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Sure. I guess that means winter will be over soon. Get the fucking winter out of the way, man. That's what I say. Fuck winter. Good point. Yes, winter can definitely suck me right into fucking April.
Starting point is 00:03:47 People are like, what about skiing? What about fucking skidooing? Snowmobiling? Don't give a fuck. You know what? There's not enough snow to do that. You can go away and do that on a weekend. Get it out of your system. Right. I used to love the snow. I will admit. I did when I was a kid. Now I don't care if I see another piece of snow as long as I live. How many days do you live in that snow fort you built?
Starting point is 00:04:11 It's a fucking... When I was a little guy? Yeah, 27 days. 27 days, baby. That's quite a thing, man. Well, because I know how to build a igloo. That's why. I had that thing, you know, remember the...
Starting point is 00:04:26 You get it from K-Tel for cutting the snow blocks? I had one of those. I started pissing on it every time I had these baths when we'd go and piss on your igloo. It was fun, man, fun times. But fuck them, fuck winter. What do you got for us, Ricky? I'm just looking at all the people who got born.
Starting point is 00:04:41 I'll talk to you about it later. I wonder if you can still get those K-Tel snow block cutters. Do you remember that? Yep, I do. Remember, you push it into the snow and you make a perfect cube, and that's how I built that igloo. And then you spray it with the hose gently, put a nice sheen on it, and then it freezes.
Starting point is 00:05:00 Give it another layer. Cozy little pad. Oh, it was gorgeous. I had a little hole dug out in there. Give it another layer. Cozy little pad. Oh, it was gorgeous. I had a little, you know, little hole dug out in there, a fridge. What did you do for the roof with those? Well, you just built it at such an angle that the bricks, you know, the blocks would hold themselves in to the thing.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Pressure, you need pressure and angle. You need to do geometry and whatnot. Pyramid sort of deal? No, not quite a pyramid, Ricky, but more like an arch. You know how you see stone arches? It's the same premise. Like the McDonald's arches? Sort of. No.
Starting point is 00:05:39 More like the arches Mama gets in her back. Okay. Getting in the Mama, Joseph. She's on the back or front? Whoa. Eric, his mama gets in her back. Okay. Getting in the mama, Joss. She's on the back or front? Whoa. What? A little strong.
Starting point is 00:05:52 No edibles, man. All of a sudden. Oh. Just misjudging the old fucking poor. Oh, your edibles are kicking in, are they? They certainly are, man. The guy for his after New Year's diet decided to eat only Costco hot dogs and soda. What?
Starting point is 00:06:09 What kind of a fucking diet is that? He ate 29 hot dog meals in a week. Jesus, Murphy. He said his bowel movements resembled Willy Wonka's Chocolate River. We told him what? He said that in the interview? Yeah. What the fuck does that mean?
Starting point is 00:06:29 Just like it is obviously a thick, liquidy mess. Oh, he's just shit. So he ate 29 hot dogs in how many days? 29 sodas. Seven days. In seven days. So, yeah, he's eaten four meals a day. Four meals a day, but it's always hot dogs. See, I never got sick of them either but he said
Starting point is 00:06:45 yeah his bowel movement is smart great not a lot he also he said he lost 4.2 pounds I'm like wow someone's got
Starting point is 00:06:55 a very romantic is that her what's her fucking name talk to her hey I'll call you back why didn't you put her on speakerphone, man? It's not her.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Oh, so it is a dude. No, it's not. I'm not saying I'm not confirming anything. Could be anybody. I can't even grow a mustache, man. What? This fella. You didn't say it was a fella.
Starting point is 00:07:22 I just said I'm not confirming anything. And you know what? The ringtone for dude is a little... I don't know, bubs. I'm pretty sure the individual had breasts. Oh, well, look at Randy. Oh, yeah. Same deal.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Yeah. He's hairy. My ringtone just doesn't signify anything. No, the ringtone says everything, man. No, my phone does a random ringtone just doesn't signify anything. No, the ringtone says everything, man. No, my phone does a random ringtone every time. Okay. Just happened to be. Call his phone.
Starting point is 00:07:52 That one. Do you want me to call your phone? Is it going to be the same ringtone? I turned my ringer off. My ringer's off now. Won't hear it. So Costco hot dog guy said he lost 4.2 pounds. I'm like, oh, man, I'm just going to start eating hot dogs at Costco.
Starting point is 00:08:10 But then he also said, well, I mean, I did walk 10 to 15 miles a day. That's a lot to walk. To walk to Costco? I don't know, but 10 to 15 miles is quite a walk. A 15-mile walk would take you. I mean, that's going to take you six hours minimum. No wonder he lost fucking 4.2 pounds. If he didn't walk that much, he probably would have gained 100 pounds.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Okay, so he was having messy shits, and that's it. That's the story. Just that he ate just hot dogs for a week. Yeah, but I can see. I mean, I'm kind of jealous. I don't think, I know, I don't think that's the big deal. There was a guy we read about that ate nothing but Big Macs for like 25 years or something. It was a documentary about him, wasn't it?
Starting point is 00:08:54 Well, a week's not that big of a deal. Costco hot dogs? You've done worse than that on a bender. Yeah, I've eaten shit like that. You eat pretty much hot dog a day in the summer. Yeah. Throw them in the barbecue. They're nasty.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Cheap bastards. They're nasty. Did you guys see this video of the fucking 10-foot aliens on an island off of Brazil? It's been confirmed. That it's true? No, that it was fucking this guy who played basketball
Starting point is 00:09:26 he's out there fucking hanging out doing some sightseeing so they're like whoa look at that it's an alien no man
Starting point is 00:09:34 it's a basketball player now what they think no he's like fucking seven foot something oh how can they contemplate what are they gonna say
Starting point is 00:09:42 okay that guy's ten feet tall over there on that cliff on that mountain yeah dude's kind of disappointing. On that mountain. Yeah, dude was so fucking sightseeing, taking pictures and shit. What the fuck was he doing on this stranded island? Is that what it's called?
Starting point is 00:09:53 Deserted island? Well, he's probably rich and they took a boat out. Exactly. Fuck! So there's an alien. I thought there was. Where's the video? I want to see it.
Starting point is 00:10:03 There is. Fuck, don't tell me I've got to go look up the video. Did you see the video? Just search 10 foot aliens on an island. In Brazil or something? Yeah, man. 10. I want to see what he looks like.
Starting point is 00:10:17 He's tall. He fucking moves weird. Does he? He moves like an alien. He was just fucked up on gummies or something, man. Baked. Get on with it. Man, you know a lot about this.
Starting point is 00:10:29 What color is he? Is he white or black, fella? He looks fucking silver or something, man. Well, that's a different... Now, that makes things different. I thought he was silver. No, there was a bit... His name was Felipe fucking Mata.
Starting point is 00:10:45 He said, that was me up in the hill. Okay. That was me. Well, if he's silver, that's different. No, it's just... Why is he silver? Okay, just from the video that I saw. Just the way the sunlight was glistening off.
Starting point is 00:10:55 The sun was hitting this fucker. He's tall. Maybe he had like a... I would think it was alien if I saw somebody that was not even tall and silver. Who wouldn't okay all right okay we can't find it I can find the fucking thing but the video is so fucked okay commercials second oh my with me well it's not my fault get a back fucking proper account.
Starting point is 00:11:28 Yeah, I'm going to spend money to fucking eliminate you. Oh, okay, there he is. Where the fuck are you? Oh, great video, eh? Watch this. Here he is. No. No.
Starting point is 00:11:43 It's not the one, man. Just a second. Man, you're really fucking this up. Just a second. What animal are you? Look, look. That's not the one, man. Just a second. You're really fucking this up. Just a second. What edible thing are you looking at? Look, look. That's an alien. That's a fucking human. Let me see it.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Just a second. Pass it over. How can you say that motherfucker's 10 feet tall? Where is he? He's right there. Look. I wouldn't think that was an alien. No, that's not the one I saw People are out of control, man
Starting point is 00:12:09 The one I saw was an alien He's got like a fucking dark jacket on That's the one in Miami He doesn't look like an alien He just looks like a fella walking along the hill People are on drugs that are watching it I saw one different See, look
Starting point is 00:12:22 See, look There he is again. Wow, is he ever tall. You can't fucking tell how tall he is, man. Half of him is behind the bushes. How can you tell how long his legs are? See? I saw a better one than that.
Starting point is 00:12:37 Ricky saw a different video altogether. Okay, right up there. Look it. Yeah, see him looking around. He's got binoculars. Aliens wouldn't have binoculars. Well, it's a special kind, man. No, but aliens can just tune their eyes in.
Starting point is 00:12:54 They have built in. They're not like a bionic fucking man. Aliens are. No, they are, man. How do you know they can see that fucking far? Did you ever see how big their fucking eyes are? What do you think's in there? Multiple lenses.
Starting point is 00:13:05 See, look. Whoa. That's not an alien. Fuck off. Look. No. That doesn't look like an alien. We'll have to put this clip up and let the audience decide.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Fuck that. Look at that. That's just a fella. That's the buddy fucking cruising around, baked out of his mind. That's disappointing. Goddamn. I'm going to fucking party with his mind. That's disappointing. Goddamn. I'm going to fucking party with some aliens. Oh, I would love to.
Starting point is 00:13:28 I wish it was an alien, but I don't think that's... Do aliens get stoned? Damn right they do. It depends on what type you're talking about. Tall whites apparently can, because they have, you know, receptors. You know they're cruising around like beggars. Getting wasted, man. Lungs or gills? Both.
Starting point is 00:13:48 I think they have lils. Could a fish get high through its gills, I wonder? I don't think they have the right receptors for the smoke, Ricky. What about booze? How would you get the smoke in them underwater anyway? You could bring them out of the water temporarily just for... No, they don't breed the same.
Starting point is 00:14:04 They're gonna be too panicked. Liquid smoke? Anyway. You could bring them out of the water temporarily just for- No, they don't breed the same. They're gonna be too panicked. Liquid smoke? Liquid smoke, if you could, you know, make a liquid smoke that you would use on the barbecue, but put THC in it and then throw a fish in there. What about that powder we're coming out with? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:20 A bunch in a bucket, chuck the fish in. Yeah, there we go. Waste it. We should try that. Well, no, that could be called cruel to your fish. Take it, no we go. Waste it. We should dry that. Well, no, that could be called cruel to your fish. Take it. No, but this is what you're doing it for. You let them get baked and swim around for a bit, take them out, cut the head off, fry
Starting point is 00:14:33 it up in the pan. Then you get a stone fish, like a fishy buzz on, like an edible. Wow, this is getting really fucked. Seriously, man. That would be an interesting do fishies short it out for a second i did that was awesome i i don't know what happened there i had a little bit of a little stroke little stutter didn't i, there my armrest is working. Look how fucking happy this dude is with his bagpipes.
Starting point is 00:15:07 Ooh. Kind of reminds me of you, man. Those aren't, oh yeah, they are bagpipes. You should play bagpipes. Fuck yeah, man, you should get on that. I'll let you take a honk on the pipe near my bag. Honk, honk. All right, okay.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Julian the duck, honk, honk. All right. Julian the Doc. Honk, honk. Where's my handle on my cop? Didn't I have a handle on this cop a minute ago? That was my cop, I think. Bubz, here's a question for you. Actually, for both of you guys. Six.
Starting point is 00:15:39 No, that's not going to work. Good answer. Would you guys date a 92-year-old woman? Depends. I need more details. Hoping to get... Depends. To the third base or something.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Money. Money. I thought that's what you were going to say, hoping to get money. Okay, depends on what? What do you mean it depends? Well, depends on all... She's 92. So?
Starting point is 00:16:03 She's still... Is she 92? Okay, so depends on all... She's 92. So? She's still... Is she 92? Okay, so your leg, definitely you would. I know. You know what he... Definitely. Like, is she still sound mind? Oh, fuck yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:15 How's she looking? Okay. Pops, 92. Tell me. She looks great. She looks beautiful. That's a 92-year-old lady right there. Who the fuck is she?
Starting point is 00:16:28 She's amazing looking. Yeah, but does she really look good? It's not all about looks, though, Joe. I was just going to say, she's also super cool. And she's done a lot in her life. So you're thinking about this? I'm just saying. It would be hard to say no.
Starting point is 00:16:44 You know what I'm saying? Is she single? I think she could be. I'm not. Wow. How did you find out about this person? I don't know, man. You're just searching old.
Starting point is 00:16:54 She used to be. She's been a model since she was 13, obviously. And she's New York. Were you on gelfs.com or something? No. Okay. It wasn't a fair. She had a tough life. Divorced, you know.
Starting point is 00:17:10 Kids? Kids. Does she look like Lonnie Anderson or is that just me? Oh, man, she looks like fucking. Let me have a look. It looks like a Prada. I don't get a little commercial. 92, huh?
Starting point is 00:17:23 No shit, huh? She looks like Cruella DeVille. Let's see it. She doesn't really look like a dig. Day over 70. Maybe 65. Yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:17:39 It'd be interesting. I think you'd have a great time with her on a date. She knows what's going on in life. Confident. You think all the... Smart. Plumbing still works? Definitely.
Starting point is 00:17:56 Jesus. 92, so what year would she have been born now? I don't fucking know, man. Do the math, Bubs. Definitely the 1900s. Well, yes, man. Do the math, Buzz. Definitely the 1900s. Well, yes, Ricky. She would have been born in the 30s. The 1930s, wouldn't she?
Starting point is 00:18:13 That would make sense. Carmen, man, she's a beautiful lady. 1930s, she was alive during the Depression. She would have been a teenager during World War II. Imagine that. Wow, she could be your mother's mother. She would have been a teenager during World War II. Imagine that. Wow. She could be your mother's mother. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:30 Technically. Yeah. Technically. There's got to be some negative things about it all, no? No, man. Well, you don't want to get too attached. Well, she might just croak. Well, she doesn't. I mean,
Starting point is 00:18:46 no matter what shape she's in, she's not going to... I mean, she could say she lived to be a hundred and ten. You get eighteen years out of her. She's still walking pretty good. That's like the length of a good kitty. I'm telling you guys, it'd be tough not to marry this lady if you
Starting point is 00:19:01 started dating her and you're like, she's cool because bitch as she is. Well, you should reach out to her. I should tell her that she has access to the fucking pumps. Access to the pumps. Access to the hydraulic arm pumps if she wants them. I don't know. It'd be a tough one. You're right because it is a bit old.
Starting point is 00:19:20 You don't want to get too attached. That's what I'm saying. She might be 110. You get 18 years. 120. 20 years out of her. That's what I'm saying. She might be 110. You get 18 years. 120. 20 years out of her. That's like a good long kitty relationship. Or she could die next week.
Starting point is 00:19:32 Well, so could anybody, though. Sure enough. She's the oldest working fashion model out there right now. I think you should reach out to this person. You might be happier than you've ever been. I wonder how much her net like, net worth is. Oh, see, here we go. Not what they, I'm just asking.
Starting point is 00:19:49 Let's start digging into her financials. I just wanted to see how successful she is, because she looks like she's very successful, man. Where does she live? A lot of respect. Do we know? New York, which is... It's only a hop, skip, and a jump.
Starting point is 00:20:03 I can't see you living in New York, bud. In a penthouse? Fucking rights, man. In a penthouse as a little boy toy for a 92-year-old socialite? Bring it on. Little boy toy for a 92-year-old socialite, New York? It's got good moves.
Starting point is 00:20:20 What if she makes you sign a prenup? We want prenup! Yeah, I believe... Yeah, whatever, man. I don't want to talk a prenup? We want prenup. Yeah, I believe. Yeah, whatever, man. I don't want to talk about it. All right, moving on. What else do we got? Where did that come from?
Starting point is 00:20:35 I think you struck a nerve. I don't know. I think he might already reached out to her. I think I. Did you reach out to her? You did. Okay. You already. What's her? He did. Okay. He already, what's her name?
Starting point is 00:20:47 Carmen. Wow. You something. Yeah. It would be a little weird going out with her, like the restaurants and stuff. People think you're with your mother or your grandmother. Does that look like my fucking mother, buddy? Like, she's beautiful.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Yeah. This is what my mother looked like. My mother actually was pretty. I wouldn't give a fuck either. His mother looked like a half-chewed caramel. Yeah, she wasn't very attractive. She looked like a half-chewed caramel. My mother? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Bull fucking shit, man. She was a good-looking lady. Half-chewed caramel. Bull shit, man. Maybe with your glasses off. I got some random facts. Good, man. Oh yeah? Yeah, let's go. I was only gonna save these for a rainy day. Okay, well I got some more things to talk about. It's all about women though, okay? I gotta move on here. All right, biggest prick, boss, on the fucking face of the planet right here.
Starting point is 00:21:45 This guy. You know how when you have a company going, you've got these employees that are working for you for years and years, and you're like, the pay goes up. It's supposed to, yeah. You know what I'm saying? People are making a lot, and all of a sudden, saying, holy fuck, I could probably replace these people.
Starting point is 00:22:02 So instead of doing that, Buddy takes the whole company and moves it from the city to a fucking remote mountain where there's like nothing. And almost all the employees quit because they're like, there's nothing to do out here.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Oh, so he... He moved the company out to the fucking mountains. Wow. So that they would quit. So they would quit. And it worked. And then he hired new people, right? He hired new didn't get for that much that far into the story but uh
Starting point is 00:22:30 yeah you think he could be out in the mountains by himself actually that's riveting it's riveting yeah that's a good piece hey information. Hey, that's all I got, guys. Do you know there's no fucking mosquitoes in Iceland? Yep. I might have to move there. I fucking hate mosquitoes. I know you do, Ricky, especially when one gets around your ear. I don't think they have spiders either. I hate it when you're laying in bed and it's like...
Starting point is 00:23:00 It's like, fuck! You're fucking smacking your ears and then your ears start ringing. That's half the problem, Ricky. You smack yourself too hard. Because I want to just fucking, I want them to evaporate when they get hit by me. Hmm. To know that more people have been killed by cows
Starting point is 00:23:20 other than sharks. I did not know that. What? More people have been killed by cows than sharks. How? Fucking ferocious, man. Are they a tramp of them? Or do they eat them?
Starting point is 00:23:31 I don't really know much about cows. Back up in the room. Fall over on them. Then sharks. Poisonous. Well, I guess people don't come in contact with sharks as much as cows. But how does a cow kill a person? All of the above, man.
Starting point is 00:23:44 We just said, cows don't have fucking claws. They can walk, they run, they don't fucking stop that fast. So if they're running at you. With their antlers? That's not a cow. That's a bull. Anyway, I don't think, I don't know how that could, oh, I bet you they're talking about with their farts.
Starting point is 00:24:08 They're using the fact of methane. That kills people? I don't know. That'd be quite a power, farting to kill someone. That's quite a bit of power. Although I've had some gas sometimes that probably would have killed people. An old person that was clinging to life wouldn't have made it through some of those. Oh, this is my favorite one, I think.
Starting point is 00:24:31 The male orb weaver spider has a detachable penis. What does he do with it? Just leaves it at home while he goes shopping? What the fuck does he do? Why does he detach it? I'm just going to take this off and throw it up in the web for a few minutes. I'm going to go... No, because if he's getting busy, he can just leave it there doing its thing
Starting point is 00:24:56 and then he can go take care of his paperwork, come back and finish. No, man, if he's getting busy with it, it's got to be attached to him. I don't think it does if it's detachable. No, it's like a... So another spider's going to be taking this thing going, oh, they're going to know what to do with it. No, because if he's from behind, she's not even going to know he left. Do they switch pieces with each other just to try different ones, I wonder? He's going to take a piss, but his unit's back inside of Mrs.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Well, then he's just gonna piss out his fucking, the hole, the hall. If our units were detachable, would you guys swap it up? Oh, I'd have mine off all the time. Would you swap it around with anybody else? Try different ones? You'd take it off to polish it, you know?
Starting point is 00:25:41 That's a good question. What happens if there's like a bunch of these spiders and there's like detached dicks everywhere? You don't know what's always yours. All of a sudden, yeah. No, no, mine was bigger than this. Everyone wearing the same shoes. Fucking Ronnie's.
Starting point is 00:25:55 I got Ronnie Big Nuts nuts here. My wiener was much bigger than this an hour ago. Oh, you know, one of the spiders would be taking the biggest one. Absolutely. Why wouldn't he? I don't understand what that means. I mean, would it be,
Starting point is 00:26:11 I guess it's for polish and tooling. But I don't understand the whole plumbing thing. Yeah, like, how's it attach and detach? How do they know? Quick lock.
Starting point is 00:26:20 I mean, you've got quite a bit of fucking tools and shit. It's got a quick lock of some sort. It would have to. Yeah, but all... And then like a little button releases, man.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Probably a release button, I would think. There's a lot of fucking weird things. We need to talk to an expert. Yeah. You've got to find out how they do it. There's got to be video. Could you install the same sort of mounting system on yourself? Imagine the person that discovered it.
Starting point is 00:26:49 They'd be, what, watching a spider under a microscope going, what the fuck, he just took his penis off. Yeah, I don't know how they discovered that. You'd definitely have to be studying spider cocks to know. And someone would be like, no, there's no way. Yeah, come here, I'll show you. What? And they're like, holy fuck, he did.
Starting point is 00:27:07 He just took it off. And then he put it back on. Here's another, what does, here's a question. What does a spider cock look like? Ask Spider-Man. How are you, like, looking at it saying, that's his cock? You beat off Spider-Man, you tell me. Well, they must have seen it get put into a female at some point, I guess.
Starting point is 00:27:23 And that's how they knew. Yeah, they would know what it's for once he starts drilling it, you know, drilling it into other spiders. I don't know. Okay, we figured out what that part of that is. Not his leg. Well, I mean, it could be. I wonder if, yeah, do spiders masturbate?
Starting point is 00:27:43 They gotta, man. They get way too many legs not to. They could be fucking. Get any legs on it at once. Multitasking. They could be like wrapping up a fucking moth with some silk. You think he's going to do it with all eight legs at once? You'd think he'd probably try it at some point.
Starting point is 00:27:59 What a time. That would be. So clearly you've tried both hands. Yes. You guys have it? Am I weird? That's called the pepper grinder. That move's called the pepper grinder, Reggie.
Starting point is 00:28:15 The feet? No, the two hands, you know. Oh, okay. Puffs, man. Well, I'm just grinding pepper into your drink. Look. Pepper grinder over there, man. Well, I'm just grinding pepper into your drink. Look. Grinder over there, man. Look at that. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Pepper grinder. Let's see who got born on the 19th. Edgar Allan Poe. Wicked. We can read some poems. Not today. Keep going. Nicholas, call us, he played coach on Cheers.
Starting point is 00:28:41 He was a good guy. Oh, I like coach. Yeah, he was a good drinker. He was a good guy. Oh, I like Coach. Yeah, he was a good drinker. He was a good, well, he was a good actor is what he was. He played one of the best dumb guys. Owsley Stanley III, American audio engineer and LSD cook who worked for the Grateful Dead. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Okay. I would have liked to have met that guy. Fucking right. Yes, sir. LSD cook. Phil Everly from the Everly Brothers. Everly Brothers, yeah. Love the Everly Brothers.
Starting point is 00:29:07 Wake Up Little Susie. Wake up, little Susie. Wake up. Janis Joplin. Me and Bobby McGee. Yeah. Yeah. Janis.
Starting point is 00:29:20 Dolly fucking Parton got born. Dolly fucking Lean. Have you seen her? She's amazing. She actually, speaking of you wanting to date older women, bud. Totally at the top of my list. Dolly is looking. She's incredible, man.
Starting point is 00:29:32 What a lady. America's favorite, man. Roderick Rod Evans, founding member of Deep Purple. Fuck, we could crank some music tonight. Yeah. Robert Palmer. Robert Palmer. He's simply irresist tonight. Yeah. Robert Palmer. Robert Palmer. He's simply irresistible.
Starting point is 00:29:47 He is simply irresistible. He made some nice music videos, too. Desi Arnaz. Desi Arnaz! Katie Seagal. I loved her. Steven Seagal's wife?
Starting point is 00:30:00 No, no. She was married with children. She was the sons of anarchy. She's fucking great. Mmm. Yeah, that's about it. Okay. Who shit themselves? Not me, but I need to.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Not me, but I need to. All right, you go do your business. Let's go do something. I'm gonna refill the popcorn box. Thank you, man. I'm starving. Are we giving her again tonight? Are we trying to chill out? What do you know? One go tonight. I know but it's same semi-dried
Starting point is 00:30:35 That's all right I thought semi-dried January would be hurt than it is. I mean having the drinking Monday Tuesdays January would be harder than it is. Well, we haven't been drinking Monday, Tuesdays. Well. Yes, you have. Okay. Not much. Not all of them.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Not much. The exact same amount that you always do. Well, it could be way crazier. All right. Cheers, everybody. On Tuesday, we said, let's have one more drink. And then we said, you know what? Maybe we won't.
Starting point is 00:31:01 We didn't. Turned into another court. All right. We did something. Cheers, everybody. Cheers, motherfuckers. Happy semi-dry January. Hope it's treating you well. Gå inn på www.sdimedia.comご視聴ありがとうございました

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