Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 35 - Jacob, Workin' Man

Episode Date: December 2, 2019

Jacob's overworked, underpaid, and totally f**ked! He joins Ricky, Julian and Bubbles on today's episode and reveals how much work he's doing - and Ricky's profiting from it! There's only one way to resolve this... a thrilling round of Sunnyvale Jeopardy!

I'm getting pretty good at this, eh, man? I just wish you could get paid to fucking do this sort of shit. Like, if I could do this and make a living, I'd be fucking happy as fuck, man. Well, they probably did have competitions like 30 years ago where you'd get paid fucking playing this, man. But it's an old game. I fucking missed out, man. How many hours a day are you playing this man but it's an old game i fucking missed out man how many hours a day you playing this thing not that much probably no seriously three four hours okay so what time did you start this morning i didn't get up till 10 30. 10 30.

it's now what what time did you go to bed? 3.30. So you're playing from 10.30 till 3.30 in the morning. No, no, I don't play the whole time. Well, most of the fucking time. That's two, that's three, that's 12. That's like fucking 16 hours or something, man. Is that a lot? Well, yeah, you should... Like, you gotta do something, man. Is that a lot? Well, yeah. You should... Like, you gotta do something, man.

Well, I just wish I knew what the fuck I could do, man. I'm sick of fucking... Working for no money. But I need help. And you playing this fucking game is stupid. Well, let's go fucking do something, man. Sure, bring it on. Let's go make some money. How can we make money today?

Well, see, that's the thing. You fucking, you got to brainstorm, man. You got to come up with some fucking ideas. Fucking Jesus. Well, if you can think of something to do, I'll fucking do it. Other than that, I'm busy right now. Have you talked to Trin this morning? She was fucking going on about

something she wasn't happy about, but I wasn't really listening to all of it. Because you were playing the fucking game. See? Right now, it's hard for me to talk to you, because I'm trying to do this, right? That's what I'm fucking saying. What's more important, really? Trying to make some money is fucking important, you fucking...

Jesus, man. Alright, I'm ready. Right after this level. I'm ready. Hey, boys. Hey. Hey, Bob. What's going on? You know. Let's do this. Time for the thing. Space invaders.

It's time for the park after dark. No, no, it's tomorrow, man. No, it's right now, Ricky, and... You said last night it was tomorrow. Yeah. That's today, ding-dong. When you say last night that something's tomorrow, that's today.

Let's go. So you're good? Here, Jacob, I want you to be in this... What the fuck are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be at work? I got sent home. For what? Don't fucking tell him you lost another job, Jacob.

Ricky. What? I just picked Jacob up at the hospital. Is he working there? Are you working at the hospital now? No, I was at my job at the refinery and I passed out. Yeah, he passed out. And guess what?

Are you fucking drinking on the job, Jacob? No. He was not drinking, Ricky. He passed out from dehydration and exhaustion. And he needed a fucking blood transfusion. Well, you gotta fucking drink water, Jacob. You know that. No, I'm turning this off. Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Somebody wants us to have a little fucking talk. Are you shitting me? You think I want to fucking do this right now? Ricky. We need to talk about this. Have a seat. It's the best I've done in a while. Get a drink.

If you want to get a drink, get a fucking drink. So do you have to go back to work, Jacob? Are you just going to hang out here? The doctor told me I need to get some rest. I'm like super sleep deprived. Ricky, he's sleep deprived, dehydrated, fucking exhaustion, and he needed a blood transfusion. You're probably sleep deprived because you don't have enough fucking money

to pay all the goddamn bills because you're not working hard enough. If you worked harder, you wouldn't be stressed. You'd fucking get more sleep. See, that's what we have to have a talk about. Ricky, how many jobs do you think Jacob has? I don't know because he's always getting fired. What are you up to now, two or three? Dude, it's six right now.

Six? I didn't get fired last night. I just got sent home after passing out. Six jobs, Ricky? And you're still broke. That's how dumb you are. If I had six jobs, I'd probably be rich. If you have six jobs and you have no money,

you got something fucking wrong in the head. Dude, do you know how much the bills are? Like between the food and the utilities and the rent, like- Oh, I know, the bills come in my name. I don't know how much they are. Can you believe what you're hearing right now? Ricky, I can't even believe- Do you know how much money he fucking has to fork over

for bills for four people living in this fucking trailer? Including food or no? Cable. Do you know how much money he fucking has to fork over for bills for four people living in this fucking trailer? Including food or no? Cable. You know how much that is? Gotta have it, though. You gotta have it. It's like $130 fucking dollars a month. $150, actually.

What? $150. $150. It's about $200 for internet, phone, and cable. $210, $209. Okay, so it's about $200, $209. That's not much money. That's what?

20 hours of work. Okay, okay. Then you get209,000. That's not much money. That's what? 20 hours of work? Okay, okay. Then you get the fucking heat, the heat this place. You're on electric heat? Not in the summertime. Well, it's fucking, it's getting cold out, all right? You can't, you've got to put the heat on. How many hours do you figure you work a week?

Less than 60. No. No, it's got to be closer to 80, I think. It's 80. I looked at, I talked to the doctor, and they went through his stuff. 79 hours he worked last week, Ricky. How many did you work? So if we need another 200 bucks a month for heat, that's only, what are you getting paid mostly?

10 to 15? So you're looking at an extra 20 hours a month. Divide that over four weeks. On top of 79. You're talking 100 hours a week, Ricky. No. That's over two work weeks for a normal person. And then you've got to put, like, the food. That costs a lot of money, man.

What, 30 bucks a day? Ricky, how many hours a week do you work? Ask Julian. He's my boss. None. Right now you're just playing the fucking space invaders. Well, that's work in a way. It's like training for somebody. But do you see a problem where one of the people, like, just pretend Jacob's your roommate at college, and one of the roommates is working 100 hours a week

and paying all the bills, and the other roommate's laying around smoking dope, playing video games. Do you see? Okay, but what about this? The other roommate, which is me, used to do that for all the years that he's of his age. So why the fuck should I still keep having to do it

if he should be doing it? Somebody's gotta take over for someone at some point, right? So you're just like a, you're like an emperor now. Semi-retired. I think I deserve that after all the fucking hard work and years of shit I put in. If they're gonna live here, fucking pretty much rent free. Rent free?

It's only rent free because he pays the rent and you don't. It's rent free to you. Well, no, there's been times though when he fucking got fired from how many goddamn jobs and he's unemployed and I gotta go... Ricky, most of the time he gets fired it's because of you. Showing up drunk, yelling at him. You know what? I don't need this today. I thought this was going to be a fun day.

Now, all of a sudden, people are coming on me. Coming on you? Well, you've got to fucking try to pitch in a bit more, man. Sure. What do you want me to do? Make some money. Put them towards bills. It's like being the...

You've got to be responsible, man. That's what I'm trying to fucking say. So, Jacob, I think you should take this week off. No You gotta be responsible, man. That's what I'm trying to fucking say. So, Jacob, I think you should take this week off. No, no, no, no. We can't take a whole week off of everything. Ricky, he needed a blood transfusion. Well, that didn't fix you up.

Yeah, but the oxygen levels are gonna start going down again. I need to get at least six hours of sleep. So we need to get some fucking oxygen. Eight is really better. Well, sleep. Sleep? Let the, sleep. Sleep? Sleep is a good idea. Let the man sleep.

He's sleeping two hours a night. You must take breaks at your jobs. Why can't you just have a nap? That's not the same as having a rest. Lunch hour? Yes. I'm not very good at like... Eisenstein said he'd sleep, you know, 20 minutes here, 20 minutes there.

But that's not normal, Ricky. It's fucking saving the world. That's not normal. That's not the average person. I'm not Einstein the world. That's not normal. That's not the average person. I'm not Einstein. Well, I've lived off hardly any sleep. Got through it. Yeah, you did, and you're broke.

You're broke, and you have no... Maybe you need to up the drug intake. That would help, but that costs fucking money. I can help out with drugs. Why don't you go down to Atlantic Oxygen and steal some oxygen tanks? Julian, you said you had nothing to do today. Let's do it. At least then, when he's here, he could have pure oxygen. That's what you do for your son of law.

That would be... You got low oxygen, you get him oxygen. You get him oxygen so that you can drive him harder. I'm not forcing Jacob to do anything. Jacob decided he wanted to marry my daughter and live here rent free, and that comes at a price. It's so fucked. All right, you know what we gotta do? I can't even believe him.

We gotta fucking negotiate some things here. I agree. All right, seven days off with no work. That's a little much, Bob. I think that's a little much. Okay, Jacob, you know what? Three days. We're gonna get Trini to pick up a shift

at Horton's or somewhere. I'll probably see what I can do to help out a little much, Bob. I think that's a little much. Okay, Jacob, you know what? Three days. We're gonna get Trin to pick up a shift at Horton's or somewhere. I'll probably see what I can do to help out a little bit. Because, I mean, right now, with what you're making, the food's been shitty. We're eating like shit. It's just... We can cover a couple night shifts at the refinery. It'd be huge. We don't even have the goddamn movie package on the cable anymore.

I mean, we've been slumming it for a bit. We should, we're gonna have to fucking figure this out. Ricky. And if you're not prepared to work a couple more hours a week, I mean, big fucking surprise, then I guess I'll come up with a way to do something. These gotta get rested before increasing the hours, like to build up a reserve.

All right, if you call in sick, do you still get paid? Is that what you should do? Yeah. Call in sick once a week from one right. If you call in sick, do you still get paid? Because that's what you should do. You call in sick once a week from one job, another week from another job, and that whole shift's... I'm still on probation on most jobs. Then you're rested. Not until...

So, yeah, no, I don't get paid for it. So you're talking about him getting one day off a week where he calls in sick... And sleeps. Because I think he can bank sleep. Did I read that somewhere, maybe? I heard he can't bank sleep anymore. So I got it backwards.

You can't do that. And if he calls in sick one place, he still has two other places he's gotta work. In that day, at least. Yeah, but then you're getting double paid. Smart, see? I knew I could figure this out. If you call in sick to one job

and still work at the other job, pick up a shift, double paid. Yeah, and what's it on probation, maybe? You're missing the part where he doesn't get any rest, Ricky. We'll figure that out once we get caught up with all the bills and everything. Then you can start taking some time off. Do you have any money, Jacob, or at all? Nothing right now. I've been giving all my checks to Ricky.

Well, Christmas is coming up, so you should really fucking... Here's what we're going to do. Wait a second. You don't even get your checks? You just give your checks right to him? Well, there were a bunch of bills. Yeah, and Trinity. So you give them to Trinity, and Trinity gives them to you.

Well, he doesn't have a bank account, so we're doing him a favor, really. Yeah, we don't lose the money at the, uh, check cashing place, you know? This is a lot worse than I thought. Well, I know you're getting fucking paid cash. You're not reporting all the cash. No wonder the man fucking fainted.

Also, Pops, he's way fucking younger than I thought he was. If you... Okay, here's what we're gonna do. You're gonna bust your fucking cock off until Christmas, which is only, what, two or three months away? What day is this? What month is this? Ricky, why can't you bust your... Why can't you bust your cock for a couple months? I'm gonna pull my weight.

Doing what? Whatever it takes. Just like the song. Okay, so if I can get you a job at McDonald's or Horton's... No, they don't pay enough. My time is worth more than that. Don't do that to those people, man. But there's got to be a job out there for them.

Last time I worked at a restaurant, a lot of people got sick. I think this is bullshit. I think Jacob needs to be, you know. They're looking for a tire guy at Pudgy Tires. Just like seasonal for winter tires. You could fucking change tires, man, easily. What does it pay? I don't know.

Like, I just made them out. It's minimum wage these days, 13 bucks, 10 bucks. Yeah, it's like, it's all something. So I'd have to make, I'd have to work 10 fucking hours to make 100 bucks, which I could make selling a few grams of weed. See what I'm saying here, boys? It's balanced. Yeah, but you gotta, like, you gotta...

You actually have to do it, Rick. You gotta do it. Because you're not... How much money did you make this week? Okay, you know what? Loan me some money. Uh... Excuse me. I'll go pick up some, uh... some nice different types of hashes,

and I'll go around and set up a booth. A hash booth. We'll make more money than we make. It'll get fucking changing like a goddamn tire. Well, that would be a start. Even if you're going to, you know, up your drug selling, it would be a start. I mean, I work my nuts off.

All in shopping carts. That's... You could be doing better with your time, too. You could be, Buzz. I work my nuts off. I mean, you shouldn't have to. You should be doing better with your time, too. You could be, Puffs. I work my nuts off. I mean, you shouldn't have to. You should be semi-retired. No, because me and Jacob know what it means

to put in an honest day's work and get your paycheck and then you feel good about it. Even more importantly, I know what it means to make a lot of fucking money like that. Well, if you're proud of being a criminal, then you be proud. That's not all fucking illegal shit. Honest day's work, you know what it feels like.

I mean, he doesn't even know what it feels like because he doesn't even get his checks. Don't fucking play or hate me because I was smart enough to have a daughter who got married, and now I have a son-in-law that takes after us. He didn't pick him, bubs, okay? He didn't pick him.

Oh, my God. She did. So it's not all Ricky's fault. I'm fucking starting to, I'm starting to fucking hate you. Okay, maybe this. What if Jacob moves in with me and then he pays my fucking bills

and you don't have anybody paying your bills? Because all I would need... No, no, no, Buffs. If you're going to pay for his bills, you've got to pay for Trin's bills and Moe's bills. No, Jacob's going to move in with me and he'll just put eight bucks towards my rent instead of paying, you know,

$1,000 a month or whatever the fuck Ricky's. He can move in with you. That'd be great, actually. But he's still got to pay for his fucking wife's stuff. Oh, no, that isn't the point. If he's moving in with me, then his responsibilities cease. Well, that's not fair to fucking Mo and Trinity. Yeah, their friend's going to want something. Well, I mean not fair to fucking Mo and Trinity. Yeah, they're going to want something.

Well, I mean, you can still give Trinity some money, but you don't got to buy all Ricky's food, pay for Ricky's rent, pay for Ricky's heat. He doesn't buy my food. I just once in a while eat what he buys. It doesn't mean that, you know what I mean? He's not going to the grocery store saying, oh, Ricky would like some of these,

and I'm going to buy this for Ricky. Same thing, Ricky. You're eating the man's food. I've got to cook for you almost every night. You cook for him, too? Well, I buy this for Ricky. Same thing, Ricky. You're eating the man's brooch. I'm gonna cook for you almost every night. No, I'm not. You cook for him too? Well, I mean, between me and Trin, yeah. I don't know if you'd call it cooking,

but you throw some stuff together, I guess. So on his valuable couple of minutes he has off, he's working for you as a slave. I don't say, Jacob, go fucking cook dinner. I'm usually like, who's cooking? Nobody answers, Jacob does it. That's true,'m usually like, who's cooking? And nobody answers. Jacob does it. So, I mean, the rest of us got to eat.

And we're not going to not. No, you got to eat. People die if they don't eat. Yeah, but you know what, Bob? A person to have to get like six jobs is kind of fucked. Like there's something wrong with this person if they need six jobs. Not if they're living under a roof with fucking idiot means. Even that, that's like solidifying the whole fact that he is not, he's below.

What about all the times I have to babysit? That's like work. Rick, you should want to spend time with your grandson. Oh, I love him, and I love spending time with him, but still, if it wasn't for me, the guy that saves everything, what would they do? Go to work, get paid ten bucks an hour, pay six bucks an hour to have daycare?

There you go. So what's it going to take for you to let up on Jacob a bit? Like, maybe, what if we had a competition and Jacob beat you? That's actually laughable. So you know what? I mean, think about that. If you lend me 500 bucks... Ooh! We're good. You. Or you. Or Jacob.

I'm not lending you 500 bucks, but you... Do you have anything saved up? If you want to make this part of the game, throw it in there. Loan you 500 bucks. That'll get me on my feet. Set up. Ready to rock. Okay, do you think Jacob's smarter than Ricky? I don't know. In like what subjects?

See? Those subjects are random. Dumb question, man. Do you think Jacob's smarter than this lighter? I mean, the lighter has output. It's pretty smart. It has a flame. Jacob's smarter than a lighter, boys.

Don't know, man. Is he smarter than joint guy? Well, none of's smarter than a lighter, boys. Don't know, man. Is he smarter than joint guy? Well, none of those things have a brain, boys, so you're making yourself... He does. Look. If you look inside here, look at all the brains he's got. It looks like my brain, actually. See?

I'm not saying... It's like my brain feels. This is your brain? He's not fucking... This is your brain on drugs. On a high level. This is your brain as drugs, you should say. This is your brain on drugs. On a high level. This is your brain ass drop, you should say. All right, let's get it on.

So you've got 500 bucks on Jacob that he's going to win this. What are we talking about here? He's got 500 bucks he'll lend you. Why don't we play a round of Jeopardy? You versus Jacob. Winner. If you win... Oh, this is a bad bet for me, though.

Oh, I got to do it as a favor to Jacob. If you win, I will loan you $100. If I win? Yeah, but if Jacob wins. He'll loan me. You got to, if Jacob wins, he can max out at 60 hours a week. That would be awesome. That would be awesome for him.

He thinks max out at 60. I mean, can we split the difference at like 69? Ricky, 40 hours is a regular work week. 65 hours is fine. Is that what you said? 60. Five. Four.

I'll sell it for 65. Yes. 65 hours a week. All right. All I gotta do is, and if I win, you're gonna loan me 100 bucks and he's gonna increase four hours a week. No.

There's gotta be something here, bubs. Oh my God. You gotta give him something. Okay, if he loses, he goes back up to 70 hours a week, which is what I thought was fair. All right. Jesus, Murphy. The categories are, I'm just going to select a random.

Yep, give Jacob a buzzer. Select a random game. This is from February 1997. That was a great day. The categories are, Iceland, fruits and vegetables, classic sitcoms,

English usage, Times Man of the Year, and N's in Ick. That's easy. Yeah, see? Prick. Okay, so, that's easy. Yeah, see? Prick. Okay, so we need to figure out, this is crucial. We need to figure out who gets first call.

So flip a coin. Flip a coin. You got a coin? Ends in rick. Wait, how does jeopardy work? Oh my God. No, wait, what's the first go part? Sticker, no sticker.

Sticker, no sticker. Sticker, no sticker. I don't understand. We're flipping a lighter, because we don't have a coin. Jacob can pick. Sticker or no sticker? Sticker or no sticker? I don't understand. We're flipping a lighter because we don't have a coin. Jacob can pick. Sticker or no sticker, Jacob? Sticker.

What's it for? No sticker. You go first, Rick. Rick gets first pick of the board. Go big, man. Go fucking big. Iceland, fruits and vegetables, classic sitcoms, English usage, Times Man of the Year, or ends in it?

I'm going to have to go with the fruits and the veggies. Fruits and vegetables. For how much? For how much, Ricky? Go big, man. No, I'm going easy. What's an easy? 100 is the lowest you can go.

Let's do it. Start off easy. Okay, and I'll remind you to phrase the answer in the form of a question. Fruits and vegetables for 100. The name of this vegetable comes from the Latin word colus, stock and flows, flower. What the fuck is a cauliflower? Nice.

That's exactly what it is. I even knew that. All right, let me just check. Yes, cauliflower. Ricky is leading by 100. I'm going to keep score. Ricky, your choice. What are we playing to?

I got to get in the game here. Well, we'll just figure that out, Jacob. Things that end in Rick. For 100? All right. I'm going to set a timer because we are going to play until a certain time. Okay. It's used to measure three feet. Fuck! Jacob's in.

What is a yardstick? God damn it. Holy fuck. It's a tie game. Tie game. We've got nine minutes, guys. Do not underestimate Jacob. You have control of the board, Jacob. I just can't eat. Sorry. Iceland.

Fruits and vegetables, classic sitcoms, English usage, Times Man of the Year, or ends in ick? Iceland for 100, please. God damn it. I don't even know what it is. We've been to Iceland, okay? That fucking place was really cold. Where you ate a horse.

Remember you ate a horse? You ate the horse burger. Oh, yeah. Horse steak. Okay. I know you've been there. That's a horse. Remember you ate a horse? You ate the horse burger. Oh, yeah. Horse steak. Okay. I know you've been there. That's kind of a disadvantage. Iceland for 100.

The Helgefell, one of these dormant for thousands of years. What the fuck is a volcano? Jesus. Is that it? Oh, man. Volcano.

Yes. So what's that, 100? So Ricky's at 200. 200. He's 100. You have control of the board again, Ricky. Dude, you're fast.

Easiest category. What is it? I don't know. Sitcoms, man. Let's try sitcoms, I guess. Okay. As soon as I say this name, you're going to ring in. Get ready, Rick.

Classic sitcoms for 100. Carol O'Connor, star of this... Fuck, I wish I was playing. 100. Carol O'Connor, star of this... Fuck, I wish I was playing. Carol O'Connor, star of this classic sitcom, joined the cast of Party of Five in 96. Carol O'Connor. Carol O'Connor is a man, by the way.

You used to fucking think he was awesome. No, you don't lose money. I did? Yes. Man, I'm fucking pulling blanks. Carol, you don't lose money. I did? Yes. I still don't know it. Man, I'm fucking pulling blanks. Carol O'Connor books. Come on. Okay, I'll give you a hint. Are you ready?

Are you ready? He used to sit in an armchair. All right. He used to call his son of law Meathead. Yeah. Come on. I know, but I can't think of his name. Jacob's in.

What is it? All in the family? All in the family. Archie Bunker. He's got it. I knew it was Archie. I couldn't think of the fucking name of it. Was that the answer?

All in the family. So it's 200 to 200. Are you keeping score? Yes, I am. 200 to 200. We've got seven minutes Yes, I am. 200 to 200. We've got seven minutes left. Seven minutes. This is a fucking heated match, boy.

Jacob just ran in with his mind. We're going to go five more minutes. Seven is too long. No, it isn't. All right. My choice? Words? Stop fucking around.

For the next 200? This thing's fucked. Okay, here's the clue. Holy shit, man. What's going on? Here's the clue. We need to ignore new dingers, man. It's 200 to 200.

Okay, 200 to 200. This question is for 200 points. Okay. Tiebreaker. Computer or video game cursor mover? Oh, for fuck's sakes. Who are you? Is that the question?

Come on, guys. Oh, oh. Computer or video game cursor mover? Come on, man. What is it? A joystick? Oh, fuck, it is. Is it?

No, I don't think so. It could be that or a mouse. That or a mouse. It's an ick. Come on. It ends in ick. Oh, there it is. Is it? No, I don't think so. It could be that or a mouse. It's that or a mouse. It ends in ick. Oh, I forgot about that part. I did it. I was hitting the arrow button. I fucking did it, man.

Jesus Christ. 400 to 200. They call it Idiot Savant, I think. Ricky's winning. 400 to 200. This is exciting, man. This is exciting. Four minutes left.

I was trying to think of the arrow button. Let's go, Ricky. All right. Oh, man. This is exciting. Four minutes left. I was trying to think of the arrow button. Let's go, Ricky. All right. Oh, is it me? Yes. Let's try, uh, do the ick again, man. Ick again, I guess. No, no, that's 600 now.

No, no, no. No, it's 300. OK, 300 it is. 400 to 200. Let's go. No, no, but then Jacob's winning. I want to do a 200 question. Let's do fruits and vegetables 200.

Fruits and vegetables for 200. Strategy. Here we go. This fruit is divided into wine and table groups. Oh, come on. What is... Fuck! Jacob's in.

What are grapes? Boom! It's so fucking easy. Wine. We have a fucking... What is wine, man? I'm asking why. We have a 400... What is why, man? Why? We have a 400 to 400 match, correct?

400 to 400. Okay, Jacob, it's your pick, but you can pick, like, a question for, you know, 500 if you want. If it's tied... We'll just do words that end in ick. Okay, yeah, for... No, for 300. Words that end in ick for 300. Ick, ick, ick.

Okay? Okay, I got it. Okay, this is an easy one. Ick. Ohick, ick. Okay? Okay, I got it. Okay, this is an easy one. Old words with ick. Get your fucking hand ready, man. I don't even need to. In your car's engine, it lets you know the oil's well. Jacob's in.

What is a dipstick? Holy fuck, Jacob took the lead. I didn't even hear the question. What are you doing? I was spaced out. I was spaced out. You said it was easy. I was spaced out. I was fucking spaced out, it was so easy.

That was for 300, so Jacob's winning 700 to 400. 700 to 400. Do another 300 to 400 point question. Your pick, Jacob. Oh, he's got it. So what category have we not touched yet? We haven't done English usage. All right, let's go with English usage for 100.

Oh, he's getting dirty. This is not going to be easy. The predicate is the part of the sentence that contains this and its modifiers, objects, and complements. The predicate is the part of the sentence that contains this and its modifiers objects and compliments Can we agree to skip this one? Yeah The answer is verb I was gonna say what no verbs an action word

I don't remember the rhyme all right. She's cool. It still contains the fucking it's still a predicate Okay It's still contains the fucking, it's still a predicate. Okay. So is your mama. I'm not sure about that one. What now, Jacob? What now? Next, yeah, let's avoid English usage, that's fucked. Times man of the year?

George Clooney. That's gonna be. Is that the answer? No, let's do words that end in ick for the next. Words that end in ick. Fuck, I hate ick words. For 400, here we go.ick for 400. Here we go. God damn it.

Here we go. It's now what? 700 to 400 for Jacob. This could put it to 1,100 to 400 for Jacob or 800 to 700 for Ricky. All right, this is for the lead, Rick. This is for the lead. A device, ploy, or angle to increase appeal or attention.

You've got to have one. What? A device. It ends in ick. Jacob's in. What is it, trick? Oh, Jacob, you stupid bastard. It's going to get minus.

No, it's a ploy. A trick's like a ploy. You could be right. God damn it. It's not, no. Okay, good. A device, ploy, or angle to increase appeal or attention. You gotta have one.

So how much was this for? 400. Okay, so he's now 400. No, you don't lose money on Jabber. But I thought maybe. Do you lose money too? I do lose in the real one. So let's play the real one.

400 to 300. Okay, well then Ricky, does that mean if he gets it wrong, he loses as well? He doesn't have to fucking guess. He doesn't have to beep in. Are you gonna beep in, Ricky? Nope. Boys, it's easy. I don't understand the question, man.

A device pull your angle in, a gimmick. You need a gimmick. Everybody's gotta have a gimmick. That's fucking dumb. It's your thing. So who gets the board now? Ricky gets the board because Jacob... I don't want the board.

No, I think Jacob still gets the board. So Jacob, you can risk it all for a $500 question. What's the score? Did I just lose points on that one? Yes, it's 400 to 300. Looking at the tie, this is it. This could be it. Whoever wins this

is the fucking winner. Can you tell me all the categories again? Oh, my. Iceland. Fruits and vegetables. Fruits and vegetables, please. For how much?

For the maximum. For the fucking... Fruits and vegetables for 500. Oh, my God. Are we ready? Yeah. I can fucking do this.

This tropical fruit is sometimes called a pawpaw. Eat the fuck! It's my favorite fruit of them all. What is the most? The papaya. Holy fuck! Jacob! That was a... This was set up. That was for 500 pies.

All of a sudden you threw in a question. That's his favorite fucking fruit. Could have been potato, Papa, but no. Papaya it is, I believe. I'm right? He's right. What's the timer at? We're done. Actually, it's 23 seconds.

Oh, man, I got an extra 10 hours of sleep this year. We're down to 65-hour weeks. Okay, that's it. Awesome, thanks, guys. 65-hour weeks. Jacob, nice job, Jacob. Thank, that's it. Awesome, thanks guys. 65 hour weeks. Jacob, nice job, Jacob. Thank God. Nice job.

You know what? I'm going to go out this week and I'm going to make some money just to help out. I just fucking got Jacob fucking 20 hours less work a week. I didn't know you were this fucked up, man. So anyway, I'll go steal you some oxygen. I'm going to fucking... I'm going to fucking hurry toast. You may this fucked up, man. So anyway, I'll go steal you some oxygen. I'm gonna fucking... I'm gonna fucking... You may as well drink, man.

I'm gonna make some money this week. I'm gonna contribute. That's straight vodka, don't forget, Jacob. Okay, so... Just a couple of answers. You can go back to Trinity, say everything's cool with them, ease up on Ricky.

He's gonna help out, right? That was a fucking good match. That was fun. That was a good match. Fucking goddamn papaya. So, Ricky, just, here's something that I just want to point out. Yes?

Jacob just beat you at a brain game. Well, let's go outside. You're always talking about how dumb Jacob is. He just beat you. I never said, well. Okay. All right. That's it. That's, look, I'm happy to end it right there

on a high note. I got nothing else to say. I need to go bank a few of those hours of sleep. Yeah, go get some sleep, Jacob. Actually, Jacob, I thought of something we could probably use your help with this afternoon. Okay, after we get get some sleep, Jacob. Actually, Jacob, I thought of something we could probably use your help with this afternoon. Okay? After we get you some oxygen, which will help you. So...

No, he's taking the day off. Steal him some oxygen to get his oxygen levels up, and then he gets to relax and watch a movie. That should start tomorrow. Let me catch a few winks. All right. There might be some later on tonight, so sleep up. I went well.

Eli's gotta let up on him or he's gonna die.