Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 35 - Sh*t Brick Boys

Episode Date: January 23, 2023

I'm a workin' man, I am! Ricky wants a change of career - but should he become a male prostitute, crash test dummy, or start a sh*tty new business? Also: Danger kitties, tree banging, and the latest space news!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. Oh, fuck, boys. What? I'm on autopilot today. What the fuck is your deal, man? Too many fucking... Those little blue fucking...

Viagras. No, no. Edibles. Blueberry flavored ones. Did you take a bunch of Viagra? Blue raspberry. Blue raspberry. Done. Delicious. I'm done.

You know what? The best thing for that is to take a couple more. Not a fucking chance, man. Well, if you're going to be lame-o... I might just have to be lame-o today. I'm the lame-o dick-o. All right, maybe I'll come back. I'll make you a T-shirt. It says lame-o dick-o.

Lame-o dick-o. Lame-o dick-o. You could be the Italian... Dickhead. The muscular Italian dickhead. Lame-o dick-o. Italian. The Italian. Deckhead. The muscular Italian deckhead. Lame-o-deco. I'm going to drink through it. That's the only thing I'm going to do, boys.

Oh, if you wore a shirt like that, they might think you're flaccid permanently. A lame-o-deco. Lame-o-deco. There's always a flaccid. The call me lame-o-deco. I got a brand new bottles of vodka. Nice one.

See, this is what needs to be done. Get that in you. Chug it, baby. I'm not chugging you today. You've got to be Mr. Energy today. I'm not going to be Mr. Energy. Far from it, buddy. Welcome to the Park After the Dark.

It is fucking, isn't it January the 2-0 already? Yeah. Fuck! Hosted day, Ricky. Friday the 13th last week. Got a little squirrely. What day friday the 13th last week got a little squirrely what did friday the 13th last week what happened you don't remember that how is it how is that different than any other friday because we were always fucking friday and saturday night what happened i don't remember anything spooky i got fucking paranoid on i don't know what we did

for mushrooms you gotta start hallucinating shit i was laying in bed i kept thought i heard people Remember anything spooky? I got fucking paranoid on, I don't know what we did for. Mushrooms. You got to start hallucinating shit. I was laying in bed and I thought I heard people in my living room and I came out with a big sword. I went to mushroom. How many did you have? Because I know, like, I've never hallucinated. I didn't do much. You did a lot.

It was just. You were running around swinging a sword at ghosts. And it wasn't my personal sword. It was a real sword. So, yes. You don't. I'm never doing my personal sword. It was a real sword. So, yes. You don't... I'm never doing mushrooms with you. It wasn't your meat sword?

No. That'd be funny if you were swinging that at Ghosts. I was just fucking hiding. You did, like, a Mike Tyson amount of mushrooms. He does them by the handfuls, right? Does he? Oh, yeah. He loves those things.

I don't know if Mike Tyson should be on Mushroom, should he? It chills him out, man. Oh, well, then he should be on a lot of them. Yeah. I mean, unless he starts hallucinating like you did. That's what I mean. What if he thinks he's in a boxing match all of a sudden and he just starts swinging? Reminds me of fucking, he's at a party and drinks a quart of rum.

I'd rather see him on Mushroom than rum, man. No way. Oh, yeah. I'd rather see him on Mushroom dead raw, man. No way. Oh, yeah. I'd rather see him on mushrooms than dirty old rum. Rum violent. Old, dark, dirty rum, you know. So here we are. It's January 20.

Bob Energy. We've had Bob Energy. Yeah. We haven't had any fucking snow yet. What's going on? Don't. What's the science behind that, Mr. Bubbles? It's the fucking change changing climate, bud.

But other places are getting tons of fucking snow. Exactly. So, in the East Coast here in Nova Scotia, we're not going to get snow soon, I think. One of these days, we're going to, well, one of these years, we're not going to get any snow. Well, just don't just knock on wood. That's not wood. That's old fucking laminate fucking plastic. But there's wood under there.

So are you guys happy about no snow? I'm pretty happy, buddy. You should be happy because you're going to be able to grow more crops. Imagine another fucking... Yeah, but the summers are going to get so hot, you're not going to be able to grow the crops. They just put tents and stuff up. The nice thing is a rear-wheel drive car works better with no snow. It's not great in the crops. They put tents and stuff up. The nice thing is, a rear-wheel drive car works better with no snow.

It's not great in the snow. No, they're terrible in snow. Of course they don't, man. They're like Ricky. But they're the best fucking drivetrain. Yeah, but no, they're not, Ricky. You need a four-wheel drive or a front-wheel drive, man. There's more fucking weight in the front

tires. So what about all the fucking money we've got tied up in city snowplows? Sell them. Who has money tied up in them? The city. Which is kind of our money. Taking our taxes. Well, not taking my taxes.

Because I don't really. Well, we don't pay a lot of taxes. You don't pay fucking anything in taxes. I pay taxes on gas and different things. But I don't actually give them my income tax. Because I don't really make money. Well, cash. Cash is money. We would be taxpaying citizens. That's because I don't really make money. Well, cash. Cash is money.

We would be taxpaying citizens. That's what I'm saying. So fucking. I'd love to be a taxpaying citizen. If they would give me the equivalent of what I can make selling weed and hash, bring it on. Give me a job. I'll pay taxes.

Suck, though. What would your ideal job be, Ricky? If somebody said, here, you can do this. But it's got to be a legitimate job, not a crime job. Something where you have to work hard as fuck for like five minutes an hour. For seven hours a day. Five minutes an hour? Five minutes an hour.

You work your ass off for five minutes and then you're like, okay, that was hard. I need a 55-minute rest. No, not the perma-rest, but, you know, like a, just slow away the fuck down. So what would the job be? For five minutes. That sounds like you want to be a male prostitute. Five minutes, that'd be a good one. You're a five-minute male prostitute.

Five minutes of hard work. And then 55. 55 minutes of cuddling. Cuddling, a glass of wine and a cigarette see there you go and the next client comes in five minutes of just fucking giving her i never thought about it like that that's not a bad gig is that legal to get a paycheck for that no well i don't i can't think of any jobs that would be like that, though. Yeah. We'll come up with one by the end of it.

By the end of what? By the end of what? We're going to come up with a five-minute idea? By the end of the adventure. Hard working. I can't think of anything, man. Like, if you worked for a business that had a pile of garbage, and they said, okay, your job for the day is to put that garbage in the dumpster. Like, five minutes. You never do it in five minutes. Okay minutes okay no but you're saying five minutes an hour i'll give it

10 minutes oh five minutes an hour 10 minutes of hard fucking hard as fuck work and then 50 minutes of not so hard work what would it be there's got to be something out there you can like 10 minutes of hard work 50 50 minutes. Super hard. I mean, not just hard. Like, super hard. Most people would die from it. Why would you want that job, Reggie? Then you got to do that, what, eight times a day.

Okay, what if you lifted engines out of a fucking car for a garage? They got machines that do all that. Maybe they don't want a machine. Maybe they want the human touch. Exactly. That'd be hard on the back. It's a hand-built engine. Now he's going to start whittling it down because it's too hard.

This is what he does. He comes up with the hardest possible thing and then he's justified in saying, oh, that's too hard on a fella. You know what? Drug testing for the fucking pharmaceutical companies are... Oh, that's more than fucking ten minutes an hour. You're fucked.

I know what it is. Right. I know what it is. What is it? Sneaker tester. They want you to sprint in the sneakers around the track. That's a good idea. Test out the treads.

Jump over those little... Yeah, hurdles. Hurdles, man. That's a great fucking idea. out the treads. Jump over those little... Yeah, hurdles. Hurdles, man. That's a great fucking idea. You've got to fucking run. I don't know if I have the body for that, but I would try to get it. Ricky, I'd love to see you just huffing around the track for ten minutes, and then you'd probably take your 50 minutes to get your win back.

What if they built some sort of suit that they had to test where you had to roll down a hill? Bear suit. Bear suit. Roll down for 10 minutes, bust the fuck out of your body, and recover for 50 minutes, and they're like, no, it wasn't great. Here, try this one. Well, here's a different model.

This one's got slightly more air in the lat region. Getting hit by a car. Or take this four-wheel drive over the cliff. See how it fucking crash-tests Ricky. Crash-tests Ricky. There we go. Anybody out there that's looking for a crash-test? Well, you're not really working that hard. How much do you think he could make being a

crash-test Ricky? A hundred grand a year? I'll do one vehicle an hour. Eight hours a day. Yeah, fuck the dummies. So you're strapped up in diodes and fucking sensors and they run you into a fuck brick wall. Oh, I don'tmies. So you're strapped up in diodes and fucking sensors and they run you into a fuck brick wall. Oh, I don't know if I want to do a brick

wall. I want to go over a cliff. I want to roll. Over a cliff? Through some fires. What a roll. What car do you want to be in? Just one of their cars? Do some end-over-enders. If you hit a wall, you're going to be in trouble. Well, Rick... It's just that bang. You just stop dead.

I don't want to stop dead. I could get dead. He wants to, so he wants to tumble. Yeah. Oh, I want to tumble. Did you see that Tesla that went over that fucking 280-foot cliff or whatever? I might be exaggerating. No, I didn't see that.

Everybody survived. That could be me. 280 feet. Maybe it wasn't that high. It might have been higher. It was fucking high. It was. You couldn't go off a 300-foot cliff and live.

They did, all four of them. They were fucking fucked up pretty bad, but they lived. Wow. See, that could be me. 10 minutes. Not even 10 minutes, like three minutes. So you're going to do that every day, five days a week, eight hours a day. So 10 minutes, so 80 minutes a day.

You need a change of careers, bud. 80 minutes a day, you're gonna be subject to the most horrible fucking crashes in history. I would pay to see this. 80 minutes a day, five days a week. Yeah, we could put it online. I bet it'd go viral, too. Oh, fuck, man.

I'd love to see you crash test and shit. It'd be fucking great all right switching gears yeah hey that was kind of a pun a what you don't spell pun you don't it's called a pun i just even know what a pun is i saw it written down didn't know how to pronounce all right It's called a pun. I don't even know what a pun is. I'm a guy and he called it a pun. I saw it written down, didn't know how to pronounce it. I understood how to use it, just didn't know how to say it.

You didn't know how to pronounce pun. It could have been poon. Poon. P-U-N-E. Pun. Fuck. Jesus. Did you hear about this this is

you're gonna love this story bubs it's about a dog oh great cause you're always saying how dumb they are they are it's not a dog

this dog's chasing a squirrel in Idaho and he wants the fucker bad squirrel goes up a tree dog's like I can fucking

go up there dog climbed the tree I mean he was way the fuck up probably 15 20 feet in the air. He's like, okay, I'm fucked. How do I get down? I'm a dog. Yeah.

Does that sound smart to you? He climbed a fucking tree. That's pretty smart, man. I hope they can find a picture of it and put it in this little PAD or whatever the fuck it's called. Because a fucking dog way up in a tree. The firefighter said, come and rescue the dumb cunt. Yeah, see that? Did he get the squirrel?

No, not even close. Of course not. That's what the owner said. He wasn't even fucking close. Don't know what he was thinking. How would he think he was going to get a squirrel? Cats can go up trees and get squirrels because they can go out on branches. I wish I had video.

Like, I'd like to see how the fucker got up the tree. Like, I'd suppress it for a dog. And by the way, cats do get fucking stuck in the tree. It's very rare. I've seen it. It's very rare. That's maybe a kitten who isn't quite sure of his. At least they have the capabilities to get down.

A dog, no. A dog has either fallen out of the tree or it's fucked. It doesn't have proper claws to be scaling down a tree. No. Dogs are idiots. It's a dumb thought. It wasn't thinking. Dogs are foolish.

Foolish fucking animals. I think it's kind of cool that he climbed up the fucking tree, though. I really wish they had video of that. I saw the picture of him up in the fucking tree. I'm like, no way. That's a dog in a fucking tree. But how did he get up there? Yeah. Just not. They don't think. He dumbed his way up. They don't think no way. That's a dog in a fucking tree. But how did he get up there?

Yeah. Just not, they don't think. He dumbed his way up. They don't think, man. He's just like, squirrel, squirrel. Fuck, now I'm fucked. See that? Well, there's lots of humans that don't think as well.

Like who? Corey, Jacob. True. Like who? Yeah. There's lots of people. I think I've chased a squirrel up a tree once or twice. Whoa, fuck.

Didn't you guys have to rescue me? Yes, but you were all fucked up. I almost had to screw up. Fell out of the fucking tree. You've been stuck up trees. I tried to shoot it. My gun jammed and I chased it. Squirrel won. Do you remember when you went through the phase where you only wanted to bang in trees?

That was a fucked up phase. Have I come out of that phase? Maybe not. No, really. You were just always doing it in trees. You got to concentrate. It's part of the game. Yeah, but it's not, I mean, there's a bit more comfortable.

It's dangerous. It's a dangerous element. But there's... It's dangerous. A bit more comfortable. It's dangerous. It's a dangerous element. But there's easier ways to do dangerous banging than climbing a tree and getting out on a limb and holding it. It goes back to, you know, when you're a caveman. Caveman warm fangin'. They weren't...

Safe in a tree. Oh, man. The predators can't get you. Bears can. There's no bears in Nova Scotia, is there? Oh, yeah, there is. But I think they only eat berries and bird seeds oh man

our bears are yeah our bears are only into berries and bird seeds um did you hear about you like cats? the fucking Dallas police they've now joined the search

the zoo in Dallas the fucking clouded leopard escaped. Oh. He's still on loose. His name's Nova, yeah. But they're like, no worries, everybody. He's not dangerous. It's a fucking leopard. He's going to be looking for food.

He's only 20 to 25 pounds. Well, if they were smart, they would have called me. It's like, oh, he's only 20 to 25 pounds. Well, if they were smart, they would have called me. It's like, oh, he's scared of people. Hmm. Until he fucking gouges your neck with a sharp little... Until he gets the taste of blood. No, he's not going to get the taste of blood. He's probably not going to attack someone our size, but a little baby roamer.

Cats wouldn't do that. Cats can sense that it's inherently a baby. Right, Bobbs. Come on. No. I'll tell you what. You know why? You know why he hasn't been captured?

What? Too smart. Evading the authorities. Think a dog could do that? He'd be out there fucking lacking the officer's nuts. You know what? I bet your dog's going to find this fucking leopard. No, he's not.

Because they make him into a tracking dog. Slice. Kitty, carve him as a tracking dog. Slice. Kitty Carver, my. Three seconds. Dog would be out to fucking animal control. How many fucking TV shows have you, like, starred cats? Huh? My?

How many TV shows has there been, like, series starring cats? Not many, but it's obvious why. Because they're too smart. They won't work for free. Lassie, Littlest Hobo. Yeah, dummies. That Rex fucker. Fucking dumb.

Yeah. They don't even know they're working and not getting paid. Cats are like, fuck you, where's my contract? What about the last hobo? How much am I making? The Littlest Hobo. Exactly. I love Littlest, don't get me wrong.

He's pretty smart. But he wasn't Ricky he was smart okay we've been hyping cats up putting dogs down but here's a fucking

problem with cats this UK man miraculously survived after sustaining a broken neck fractured spine smashed tits oh sorry

smashed ribs and blood on his lungs after tripping over his fucking cat and going down the stairs. Well, maybe the cat. Car crash injuries from fucking tripping over a cat. You know what the cat did?

The cat was hiding. He's coming down the stairs. It was like, pounced on him, took a chunk out of his leg in the car. It was like, fuck. Maybe the guy was being mean to the cat and the cat was seeking his revenge. He was being. It was one of those fucking psychotic, hairless Egyptian sphinx. Oh, beautiful.

Gorgeous. I just want his name to be ugly cat. Hairless Whisper. Gorgeous kitty. I'm just joking. I made that up. That's a good name. Hairless Whisper.

You just made that up. Hairless Whisper would be a great name for a sphinx. They're gorgeous kitties. That guy might have been being mean to the kitty, and the kitty was exacting his revenge. He almost died. Well, don't be mean to kitties. It's the moral of the story.

All right. You know what's been placed in cats these days? Nothing. People are into rabbits. Oh, fuck rabbits. What do you mean, fuck rabbits? You can get little miniature ones, man. They're cute. Oh, I know. What do you mean, fuck rabbits? You can get little miniature ones, man. They're cute.

Oh, I know. They are cute with their little ears. Don't they belong outdoors, though? But they're no kitty. You can train rabbits to use litter boxes. Oh, yeah? Yeah, you can. But you know what they're doing?

They're breeding the things to be extra small, and they're only about that big. These little guys. Little bunnies like that, but they have horrendous health problems because they're too small. Do they meow? No, they... They're fucking rabbits.

They hop. Do they make any noise? No, man. Fuck rabbits, then. Unless they purr or meow or make a fucking cute noise. Fuck off. Well, if you squeeze some, they do. Well, yeah, because you're hurting.

No, I don't squeeze rabbits. This is a fucked up one. This woman in England is burning shit to save heating money. She makes little shit briquettes out of miniature pony shit. She's burning shit? Yeah. A shit briquette? She's cooking on it and fucking loves shit. She's burning shit. Yeah. A brick, a shit brick at it. She's cooking on it and fucking loves it.

Oh, taste that smoky shit flavor. It can get a little dirty making them, but yeah. She saves $60 a month. Wow. What a savings. You've got to handle shit all fucking day. If you're saving maybe $500 to $1,000 a month, I could see... $60? No, I'm not going to fucking

form shit into bricks. So where is she burning it, though? In a fucking stove. Is she inhaling shit fumes, or are they going out? She said there's no smell. She makes these shit briquettes and she dries them out. Well, it's just fucking straw or something, right? Hey. It's miniature pony shit. I don't know. I've never

been a miniature pony. I don't know. I've never been a miniature pony. I don't know what I eat. So you're just burning fucking hay. Yeah, but it's still shit. It is shit. For 60 bucks a month, like, I just want to send her the money and say, you got to stop burning shit. But, like he said, it's different

because it's pony hay you're making. Like, if you were burning, you know, human shit. Oh, then he earned the nasty stuff, man. That's different. Gummies and fucking. Gummies? Gummies, yeah. Gummies.

What are you talking about? His shit. I'm eating lots of gummies lately, Bob's, I'm telling you. You burn his shit, you'd be high. Yeah, you'd be high. So, I mean, think of it this way. I guess she's recycling, but... You know what?

That's a couple bottles of booze a month. Think of it that way. Worth it. Six fucking brands of ash. So if you burn Shetland Pony shit, you could have two free bottles of booze a month. Think about it. So would you do it?

Fuck yeah, I would, man. You'd form the shit bricks. I'd get someone else to do that part. You can get a machine. I think she has a machine, actually. You'd form the shit bricks. I'd get someone else to do that part. You can get a machine. I think she has a machine, actually. She's got a shit brick making machine. It's fucking efficient, too. It makes like 50 a day or something.

Well, 50 shit bricks. You could be selling shit. At first I thought it was fucked, but now you're convincing me maybe it's a good thing. Oh, man, I bet you we could get everybody burning shit in the whole fucking farm. Let's start farming Shetland ponies, I guess. Well, just the amount of fucking cat poo that I deal with. I'm still going to buy the fucking hay and shit, so I don't know if you really see what I'm saying. No, fuck that.

We go to a firm and say, we're taking your shit. They keep their shit. They use the shit for shit stuff. How much shit do we need? You need a lot of shit, but they use the shit to put it on the field and grow other shit. Not real shit. Okay, we'll have to fucking steal their shit. We're not getting into the shit stealing.

Why not? Why all these Zipika cameras fucking... All dressed in black. Shit stealing. Fucking espionage. You want to be... You have your picture up at the post office? Want it for shit stealing.

And a big picture of you there. They would not find it. You steal a bit of shit from each fucking firm, you got a lot of shit by the end of the day. Mission impossible. You can film it. I think it would be pretty fucking easy, Bob. Here's the deal.

That's the theme song. This is the deal, Bob. We'll steal the shit. You form the bricks. No, I'm not the brick farmer. Yes, you got That's the theme song. This is the deal, bubs. We'll steal the shit. You form the bricks. No, I'm not the brick former. Yes, you've got to be the brick filler. No, I will take inventory from a distance. If it takes 10 minutes, an hour, I'll do it.

You got a deal. 10 minutes for every hour, right? Is that the deal? He works 10 minutes, an hour. We work. And then for the rest of it, I just lounge around and, you know, look at the shit and say, okay, yeah, bring it over here. Yep, just pile it right there. Perfect.

Sitting in my lawn chair. So what's the 10 minutes of hard labor that you do? Compressing the shit into fucking bricks. I'll work my ass off 10 minutes, 50 bricks, and then I sit in my lawn chair and wait for more shit. All right. You're the shit fucking maker. You're the, you can do inventory from a distance,

and I'll be the supervisor. Business started. Love it. Fuck, I love business. I work my ass off for 10 minutes. That's better than nothing. And the rest of the time, I sit in my lawn chair and wait for more shit. The shit brick boys.

The shit brick boys. Heating homes since fucking 2023. Boys, I'm telling you. The shit brick boys. I bet you we could phone the fucking news, get Steve Rogers down here doing a report on it. We're saving the fucking environment. We're saving the planet. So, okay.

Shit brick boys. Shit brick boys. Right on. I'll be involved in that business. Okay. You can do the commercial. I'll do the commercial for the shit brick boys. Fuck diesel, fucking furnace fuel, shit bricks.

That'd be a great commercial. Alright, you're in charge of that one. Like, you know, we get some diesel fuel pouring into a can and then the big with, ah, let the line through it, comes up on the screen, fuck diesel. We probably have someone trying to kill us. We throw some wood in the furnace, ah, fuck wood.

The big oil companies would take us out with snipers. They'd be like, these guys are ruining our fucking industry. No, man, no. Shipwreck boys are taking over. Someone's got to take them out. We'll have to get security then. If we ever got to the point where big oil was hunting us down, we would be rich. Shitbricks aren't going to take a dent out of the oil business, boys.

No, but the shitbrick boys. If we did, we're fucking, we're rich. Very rich. Would you introduce yourself like that? How you doing, Rick, you shitbrick boy? No, shit tycoon. Ooh, that's what we'll be, Ricky? Shit brick boy. No, shit tycoon. Ooh, that's the way. That's what we'll be, boys.

Shit tycoons. Yeah. Now we cornered the shit business. What would you call the private jet that ran on shit bricks? Shit Force One. Shit Force One. That's good. Shit Force One, boys.

That's how big this company could become i like how you're on board man well i see i'm pretty proud of you bud green products are brown it's all about the environment for me that's i know you're so so about the environment i know there'll be perks boys i want to own shit force Force One now. So do I, man. You know what? You can fly the fucking thing. It could be like a nice, you know, like a G5, but we would put an extra part on it to make it brick-shaped in the air so it's a flying shit brick.

You should paint it flat brown. Flat brown. Yeah, shit brick, boys. Shitty wings. If an oil fucking company does take me out with a sniper. You're fucking just getting paranoid, man. It's not going to happen. This woman had a fucking funeral.

She died. She got tongue cancer, unfortunately. Poor young lady. Died. But she was a fun person, and she said, if I die, this is what I want for my funeral. She wanted a coffin brought in late, because she was always late.

It sounds like me. She wanted whoever's hosting the funeral to swear their fucking heads off. Perfect. I want that. Okay, yeah. She wanted a purple coffin. I don't know about purple. I guess mine would be flat brown.

Flat brown. Shit break, boys. That's right. Her coffin had the words on it going out in style. I like that. I'll take it. And she wanted a troop of dancers to crash

the funeral in the middle of it, perform a routine to Queens, another one bites the dust. That's a fucking, that's a good funeral. It's a party.

That would be a party funeral. That would be a party funeral. I just thought of another thing for the commercial. We should dress up in nice suits, flat brown.

Yeah. And we should have, our little slogan should be, we own a lot of shit, ladies. Ladies. You know what I mean? We own a lot. So it's got double meaning. Exactly.

Double entendre. It could mean we own actual shit or look at our. We own a lot of shit. We've got you smoking cigars, maybe. We own a lot of shit, ladies. We need a plane. Nothing impresses ladies more than a big pile of shit bricks. As far as I know.

As long as they... We have to make sure they're scentless. Shitforce 1, turn right, heading 192. Line up ILS approach, runway 24 right. Yeah, this is Shit Force One coming in. Get ready for us. It's going to be a slick lid. Bubs, I can't wait, boys.

All right. Now, there's one last thing, just because I don't, we're going to see it next week, but on the Thursday, did you hear about this green comet that's coming? Yes, there's a green comet. It hasn't been here. 50,000 years. 50,000 years ago it zoomed by.

Now she's coming again. Last time the Neanderthals saw it. Who? Neanderthals. Neanderthals. They're the last people that saw it. The Neanderthals. Neanderthals. They're the last people that saw it. The Neanderthals saw it. 50,000. They must have been like, what the fuck is that?

Well, they wouldn't say it like that because they didn't speak English. It would have been, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. They just grunted at each other back then. Is it Neanderthals or Neanderthals? Some people say it that way, don't they? It's a T-H, so I don't know. I don't know. Do you say thot or tot?

Yeah, but it doesn't matter, man. People fuck up words like that. Neanderthal. No, that's something. People do say that, man. I've heard it. I don't know. Well, maybe in, like, maybe in Cape Breton or Newfoundland or something.

No, those are Neanderthals, boy. Me tinks. Me going to the liquor store after this. What the fuck are you? Who are you trying to be? I'll go to the liquor store. I'm getting tired of street violence. So there's going to be this comment on January 26th and 27th.

We're going to be able to see it. And February 1st. It's going to be the closest. With your eyes. Naked eyes. What does naked eyes mean? It means no. You're not wearing fucking clothes on them?

Nothing... No, it means nothing... Yeah, really, nothing attached to it? That's what it's... Naked eye just means you're not using any devices to amplify your sight. That's a dumb fucking way to put it. Like, I'm using my naked eyes right now. You could say, like, telescopeless eyes.

That's easy. It sounds like topless. And then it means your eyes are... Topless eyes are the same as naked eyes, isn't it? Well, topless sounds more like your eyes have their boobs out. Naked just sounds like raw. All right.

Raw beer bird. It's almost time to get fucked up. It's Friday, the 20th. I'm fucking way out of your bank. George Burns got born. Oh, God. He was born in fucking 1896. Yeah, George Burns.

That was a cigar guy, right? Yes. Oh, God. He was oh, God. He's the guy that proved to me that smoking's fucking awesome and healthy. Well, that's not healthy, man. No, his legacy, really. Lived till 90-something, bud.

Yeah. Well, he may have been able Lived till 90-something, bud. Well, he may have been able to live till 100-something. George Burns was very... Good last name, though, for a smoker. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. George Poff. Buzz Aldrin, one of your little sexual friends.

He's not a sexual friend of mine. I've never met the man, but he is a hell of a fella. Oh, David Lynch. David Lynch. He's a creepy fucking movie guy, isn't he? He's got great movies. Small Holland Drive. Remember we watched that on drugs?

Yes. You freaked out when the little people came out? I don't know if I figured it out yet. Well, there's a lot to figure. No, Ricky, it's a deep one. But remember the little people came out from under the... Movies that don't really make sense

when you first watch them? Hmm. Don't know. Don't know what I think about. I don't. Yeah, that was one of them. You freaked right out when the little people

came running out. See, now we got a soundtrack presenting itself for tonight. Ian Hill, rock bassist for Judas Priest. Paul Stanley, both born in 1952 on January the 2-0. We are going to rock the fuck out of some Priest and some Kicks. Yeah. Kiss the Priest.

Dullmer. 2023. That's not a good slogan. No, man. Kiss the Priest. Thatillmer. 2023. That's not a good slogan. Kiss the priest. No, man, kiss the priest. That's, no. That sounds like a weird pedo convention or something. Well, you know what?

We gotta go. All right. Just one more thing, guys. I just want to tell you. Booze was invented before the wheel. On that note, cheers, everybody. Wow, that was deep to watch the video version of park after dark in my fucking trailer go to swearnet.com or download the swearnet trailer park boys app fuck off